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Rósalind rector

Everyone knows Rósalind, the university cat that has made herself at home in just about every building on campus. Whether it be a classroom, the teachers’ lounge, an office, the university square, or student housing, you’re bound to find her roaming around somewhere. She makes regular visits to the Student Council office, which is a cause for celebration for most, but not the Student Council president; she and Rósalind seem to be engaged in some sort of rivalry, probably competing for the title of Campus Queen.

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Rósalind is a model of elegance and grace, but she also knows how to chill. Since she clearly has much wisdom to impart, we have compiled a few pieces of Rósalind-inspired advice:

– Rósalind is always strolling around campus, and as everybody knows, exercise is an important part of life. Stand up every now and then and take a walk.

– Walk the halls like you own them, full of self-confidence and the knowledge that you belong there. The University is a place for all of us.

– In her visits to the Student Council, Rósalind is proactive about making sure she knows her rights, and she knows that the Council is here to advocate for students and campus cats alike.

– Don’t forget to stretch regularly and maybe even do a few cat/cows.

– Rósalind has many friends and is not afraid of meeting new people. You can never have too many friends, so get out there and make more.

– If you don’t want to be somewhere and you don’t have to be, leave.

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