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TABLE OF CONTENTS COVER PHOTO: ANNA AGENCY
FEATURES 38
SEX & LOVE SURVEY RESULTS
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DOMINATE VALENTINE’S DAY
60+ Gifts, Ideas and Survival Strategies
2,700+ Students Spill
46 COSMO: AN INTIMATE INVESTIGATION Just the Tips...
MUSIC & MORE 49 56 57 58
MUSIC AROUND TEXAS ONE TO WATCH SPINS BUZZ
IN EVERY ISSUE 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 34 60 62
TOP TEN HOT OR NOT HOW TO CAMPUS VIBE CAMPUS CRUSH THE BROPINION STYLE GUY STYLE QUIZ FUN STUFF
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THE CHAINSMOKERS
The DJ Duo Talks Sex, Dating and UME 2015
THE BEST OF THE ISSUE 26. Read real-life guys’ thoughts on Cosmo sex tips
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30. Step up your style game with V-Day date looks
36. Get the deets on The Ultimate Music Experience and get ready to rage
56. Meet your new favorite band…and people
60. Find out how kinky you really are
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LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX, BABY Sure, that’s already kind of our go-to conversation topic around the office (take that, HR!), but this month our motives were purely professional: creating our annual Love & Sex Issue! And we weren’t the only ones engaging in a little dirty talk. There was an overwhelming response to our sex survey this year, and over 2,700 of you gave us the low-down on everything going down in and around your bedroom. (And, apparently, in a
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few moonbounces and Taco Bell bathrooms.) The results of the survey were, as always, enlightening, and I came away from the project feeling amused, horrified…and mostly just happy that things haven’t changed since I graduated four years ago. Well, except for my math skills. Those have gotten exponentially worse.
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REBEL AGAINST LOVE
Tired of celebrating the capitalist machine that is Valentine’s Day? (Or maybe just bitter because you’re alone?) No matter your motivation, opt out of the annual love fest to wear all black and listen to sad Adele music. That’ll show ‘em.
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GIVE PROPS TO THE PRESIDENTS
Sure, President’s Day (February 16th) isn’t the most exciting of holidays, but it can still be a reason to rage. Put on a top hat á la Abe Lincoln or break out the wooden teeth and do your best George Washington—domestic beer in hand, naturally.
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Okay, we don’t necessarily recommend this, but we do suggest the bucket list-worthy pilgrimage to Nola to celebrate Mardi Gras on February 17th! Drink hurricanes and hand grenades, and enjoy the sweet smell of street piss on Bourbon. Then recover with beignets. Gotta love the Big Easy.
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MYTHS MYTH: All political science majors want to be politicians. TRUTH: While it would be killer to become President one day, that’s not the endgame for many political science majors. You can find tons of jobs with this degree, and not all of them including leading the free world.
MYTH: They are super obnoxious about their own political beliefs. TRUTH: Well, yeah, but who isn’t?
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- Matt Cuellar, 19 “In high school I was in the social science magnet school in Dallas and took a lot of government classes. I chose to switch [from civil engineering to government] because government was easier for me to understand. I also think it’s a lot more interesting, and I want to learn how to take over the world.”
- Cristian Perez, 22 MYTH: Political Science isn’t REAL science. TRUTH: Okay, so there might not be any test tubes or lab coats involved, but political science is still a social science (which is super important). So what if these majors aren’t building rockets? They understand our government and prevent total anarchy. (And anarchy isn’t as great as it sounds. The Purge, anyone?)
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You’re a triple threat: you’re a model, a masseuse, and you’re going to school for personal training. How do you balance all of those things? My education is my top priority, so I focus on my studies first, massage on lighter days, and [I] model on the weekends.
How do you tie those three things together? I have a fascination with the human body! How it functions, looks, ways to improve it and maintaining a peak level that makes me happy and healthy.
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What is the craziest thing you’ve experienced modeling? The craziest thing is landing a television cohost job for Lone Star Minor League Football News, a live Internet show providing news about the semi-pro football world.
What does it take to be a model? I believe confidence is key, but a nice smile doesn’t hurt either.
What about the fitness world? What do you plan to bring to the table?
Being multi-talented, which path are you the most enthusiastic about?
I plan to carry my positive energy and inspire people to live healthier and to look and feel amazing inside and out.
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HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE WITH INERTIA TOURS AH, SPRING BREAK. THE MOST MAGICAL TIME OF THE YEAR. Also, it can be a total shitshow if you don’t do it right. Thankfully, the folks at Inertia Tours are here to save you time, money, energy and hassle, serving as the best one-stop Spring Break shop in existence. For $225-$299 per person (depending on the size of your group), you can have a trip to the Spring Break capital of the South— we’re talkin’ South Padre Island, y’all—that includes a beachfront hotel, a gas fill-up card and even meals! So skip the stress, save some dough, and get ready for the best Spring Break of your life. Trust us, it’ll be a blast—whether you remember it or not. 14
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Find it on iTunes and in the Google Play Store Forget your pepper spray at home? Well, bSafe is here to help. Not only is the app able to send SOS messages to the emergency contacts you provide if you don’t check in by a certain time, but it can also provide you with a fake phone call, and even allows your friends to follow you live using GPS. Basically, it’s like your own personal police escort home! (Or, at least, a way to keep the creepers away.)
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WAYS TO
GET LAID 1. BE ATTRACTIVE People are shallow— we’re sorry. 2. DRESS FOR SUCCESS Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ‘Nam. 3. SMELL GOOD Those AXE commercials? They’re lying to you. 4. SAY CHEESE People are attracted to positivity, so show those pearly whites… unless they’re yellow. Then be the strong, silent type. 5. HAVE CONFIDENCE You is kind. You is smart. You is important. 6. DON’T HOLD THE WALL Get out there and get ‘em, tiger. Just… don’t, like, actually roar. Unless they’re into that.
7. REMEMBER IT’S ALL ‘BOUT THAT BODY LANGUAGE Get up close and personal. Make eye contact. Align genitals. Subconsciously, they’re sure to be attracted to you. It’s science.
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8. PRACTICE KARMIC KINDNESS Don’t be an asshole or no one will play with yours.
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9. PACE YOURSELF Remember the wise words of Missy Elliott, speaking on behalf of every woman ever: “I don’t want no oneminute man.” 10. PLUS! USE PROTECTION When you finally get someone in bed, wrap it up. Because babies? Psh—ain’t nobody got time for that.
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HOT OR NOT WORDS: SB STAFF
VALENTINE’S
DAY EDITION
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Finally confessing your love to your boo
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Being single and having a fling for one night
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Planning a spicy, exotic meal for two
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Waking up, realizing it was with your ex
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Them responding with an awkward “Thank you?”
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Walking in on them cheating on you, mid-O
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Your one-night stand getting so clingy you can’t leave their sight
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After you eat, the un-erotic fight for the loo
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Offering to buy her a pair of DD’s
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HOW TO WORDS: PETER SCALES
5 STEPS FOR
SAVING YOUR RELATIONSHIP
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So you and your S.O. have been dating a while now. The can’t-keep-your-hands-out-of-eachother’s-pants honeymoon period has passed, and now you have to deal with the issues that accompany an actual relationship: misunderstandings, fights, arguments, tears and— most tragically—a serious lack of sex. You’ve reached the inevitable rough patch, and you’re starting to miss the days when the only real relationship you had was with your right hand. Lost? Confused? Horny? No worries, we’re here to help, with five steps for saving your relationship and—more importantly—your sex life.
3. BRIBE THEM Everybody likes gifts and favors, right? Promise them that if they stay in the relationship, you’ll do all their calculus homework for a month. You might be terrible at calculus, but it’s the thought that counts.
2. REMEMBER: IGNORANCE IS BLISS Unhappy? The best thing to do is to completely ignore it. Denial, not time, heals all wounds. Why would you even want to bring up the fact that they cheated? As far as you’re concerned, it never even happened.
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1. GIVE ‘EM SOME SEXUAL HEALING Got an angry lover? Ignore their issues and distract them with sex on the spot. Immediately. At a restaurant? At the movies? With your parents? If you don’t start sexin’ em up right then and there, you’re clearly not dedicated enough for a real relationship.
4. BLACKMAIL THEM If bribery doesn’t work, threats are the next best thing. You’re bound to know some of their deepest secrets; if they even think about leaving you, just post said secrets on every social media platform available. All is fair in love and war? Love is war.
5. TIE THE KNOT–LITERALLY Are they still stubbornly intent on getting out of this shitty relationship? Make sure they can’t. While they sleep, tie them to the bed so they can never leave you. You’ll convince them to love you. One day at a time.
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CAMPUS VIBE PHOTOS: AMAR GUPTA
WHAT’S ON YOUR
MIND?
“I race RC cars as a hobby.”
Drew McMillan, 22 HOMETOWN: Katy MAJOR: Journalism
“I used to steal people’s World of Warcraft accounts and sell them. I feel bad for doing it now, but I actually made pretty good money.”
Stephen Kisling, 24 HOMETOWN: Houston MAJOR: Computer Science
“Some creepy guy on the bus just asked me to meet his cat...I just walked away without saying anything.”
Gabriela Barrera, 20 HOMETOWN: San Antonio MAJOR: Iberian Languages and Culture
“I was once in the newspaper for tearing down a giant snowman and going on a reindeer-stacking spree with some friends.” “I used to play guitar in a metal band, but now I’m more into making rap beats.”
Eric Butler, 22
Dillon O’Quinn, 24 HOMETOWN: Lumberton MAJOR: Computer Science
HOMETOWN: Beaumont MAJOR: Business
“Sometimes I take other people’s stories and claim them as my own.”
Devin Gaffney, 23 HOMETOWN: Lumberton MAJOR: RTF
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“I threw up in my shower this morning.”
Dougan Friendshuh, 21 HOMETOWN: Fort Worth MAJOR: Nursing
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CAMPUS CRUSH PHOTO: AARON MOORE
KAYLEIGH
WRIGHT hometown: New Braunfels major: Business Marketing AGE: 21
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: SINGLE HEIGHT: 5’5”
FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM @KAYDANGER
gI never leave the house without my phone, a pack of gum, and my headphones. gMy dream job is one that takes me all over the globe. gMy celebrity crush is Ryan Sheckler. gMy guilty pleasure is chocolate—lots of chocolate. gThe quote I live by is “Don’t be normal.”
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gIf I had a million dollars, I would buy a plane ticket to Australia and never come back! gThe best pick-up line I’ve ever heard is “Is your daddy a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns!” gThe perfect guy is honest, loving and has a great sense of humor. gIf a guy wants to get my attention, he should make me laugh! gOne word I would pick to describe myself is happy.
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gThe craziest thing I’ve ever done is cage diving with great white sharks in South Africa.
gSomething people would be surprised to know about me is I am quite the outdoorswoman! I love to go fishing and hunting!
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THE BROPINION WORDS: GABE
LOVE&SEX
FROM A DUDE’S PERSPECTIVE GABE, A REAL-LIFE
COLLEGE GUY, TELLS US WHAT’S ON HIS MIND EACH MONTH
Valentine’s Day: Old-School Style In today’s fast-paced, informal society, romance is rare, and traditional courting rules have all but been abandoned. This is glaringly true in college, where thousands of busy and broke undergrads mingle and mate in undeniably unromantic ways. It seems as if we have lost the art of courtship, and with only one day out of the year to formally be swept off of our feet (or sweep someone else off theirs), we simply must do it right. Remember back in third and fourth grade, when everyone brought candy to class for Valentine’s Day? And remember how you saved your box of Sweethearts to share with your favorite classmate? I sure do. In fact, those little heart-shaped candies even landed me my first Valentine—and first kiss: my fourth grade class crush, Kaylee. But let’s face it, we aren’t in elementary school anymore, and simply pulling out a “Kiss Me”
candy probably won’t cut it. So how do you make your Valentine feel like they are the only person in the world? For one day, make it that way. The best Valentine’s Day I ever had consisted of being extremely formal all afternoon and evening long. We left our phones at home and decided to let the night take us where it may. We referred to each other as Mr. and Ms., followed by each of our last names, and refrained from touching. After a walk downtown, dinner and a movie, we popped a bottle of champagne, and then our moment happened. Looking back on it now, ditching our phones, going on a nice date, and resisting the urge to hug, hold hands and kiss made the evening even better and allowed us to demonstrate how much we valued each other. That is the beauty of old-school courtship: the formality causes both people to value each other more, realize what they have, and celebrate the love they have created. My advice to you this Valentine’s Day is to make the occasion a formal one, and to do it a little old-school. After all, this is the perfect day of the year to fall for your Valentine all over again.
STRATEGIES FOR SURVIVING
SINGLES AWARENESS DAY Feeling super single this Valentine’s Day? Gabe provides three ways to survive—and celebrate—February 14th solo…
STAY BUSY Put off all of your responsibilities until Valentine’s Day. That way, you will be so stressed meeting deadlines and due dates that you will forget the holiday entirely.
GET OUTSIDE Whether it’s hiking, climbing or biking, get out of town and go explore. Nature and solitude have a way of providing perspective—not to mention, there will be no heart-shaped balloons out there.
GO OUT WITH FRIENDS Alcohol can’t fix all of your problems, but neither can milk. Grab a drink (or four), and go out on the town. There will be plenty of singles out, and you may just find yourself a late-night valentine.
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CUPID’S CLOSET
VALENTINE’S DAY DATE LOOKS It’s the season of love, sex and—most importantly— style. This Valentine’s Day, surprise your sweetheart with an outfit that’s sure to make them fall in love with you all over again. (Or just make your ex jealous with pics of you looking insanely hot on Instagram. #sogladtobesingle) Whether your February 14th plans include a day date or you’re planning on a late night out, we’ve got you covered with sexy looks that guarantee your S.O.—or at least several questionable strangers—will ask you the all-important V-Day question:
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MEET THE MODEL LAUREN VALASHINAS, 18 HOMETOWN: Delray Beach, FL MAJOR: Business
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STYLE
Keep it fun and flirty in a flower-print skirt...
Get a leg up on the dating competition with a skirt that works from sunrise to sunset—and back to sunrise again...
Go cool and casual with lots of leather and just-toughenough accents..
BY DAY
FROM DAY TO NIGHT
GET TH Ditsy Floral Skater Skirt, $9
Biker Jacket $35 hm.com
Lace Trim Tank, $6
Thora Patent Sandal, $125
Golden Spike Necklace, $5
Floral Lace Skater Skirt, $16
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Quilted Lock Cross Body Bag, $30
Khalea Combat Boots, $35
Tierred Chevron Bib Necklace, $6
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A flowy dress is subtly sexy...
Light up the night and go bright...
Step up the sex appeal in racy red lace...
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HE LOOK Gwyneth Lace Dress, $68 (Sale: $17)
Blouson Chiffon Skater Dress $46
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Faux Pearl and Rhinestone Studs, $4
Two-Tone Textured Peep Toe Platform Heels, $41
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Mirassa Peep Toe Pumps, $80
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Braided Beauty Cuff, $8
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Hammered and Faceted Stone Statement Necklace, $6
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MEET THE MODEL JUSTIN MICHAEL PARRA, 24 HOMETOWN: Waco MAJOR: Business/Marketing
V-DAY DATE WEAR
DAPPER LOOKS FOR DUDES
Who says ladies are the only ones who can clean up nice? Whether you’re going out with that special someone or going out with your bros and just trying to get some, we’ve got three looks that guarantee you’ll look good doin’ it.
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Sometimes, simplicty’s best. Keep things casual in a torso-hugging tee...
Dress up your favorite hoodie, and you’ll be equal parts cool and comfortable...
Who says blazers are just for business? Nothing says GQ like this look, guys…
GET THE LOOK BY DAY
FROM DAY TO NIGHT Mossimo Supply Co. Men’s Crew Neck T-Shirt, $10
BY NIGHT
Hooded Jacket, $30
Melange Blazer, $80
Hooded Sweater, $35
Waffle Fabric Blazer, $70
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Essential V-Neck T-Shirt, $17
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Navy Contrast Elbow Patch Blazer, $43 newlook.com
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UME 2015
UME2015
PHOTO: STEVE ROSENFIELD
the
CHAINSMOKERS
SPOTLIGHT ON THE UME PRE-PARTY PERFORMERS In an exclusive Study Breaks interview, Alex Pall and Drew Taggart of The Chainsmokers talk fistfights, sex on the first date, and what to expect from their UME set. (Warning: they’re ridiculous…but we’re diggin’ it.) Okay, first thing’s first:
WHAT CAN PEOPLE EXPECT FROM YOUR SET AT UME? People always ask that question—like we are going to pull some unheard of shit off hahaha... To be honest, we hope to have A LOT of new material done by then, so our sets will be very fresh. We will also be coming off a nice break, which we are using to make music, so we will be feeling nice and refreshed.... But, who knows, maybe new visuals, maybe a sit down, maybe a cake to the face, maybe a Shmoney dance off...
WELL, WHAT’S THE CRAZIEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED DURING A SET? ALEX: Hmmm, it’s always so hard to think of these when you are put on the spot, but once we got into a fistfight and Drew head-butted me in Spain. We were super drunk, and the show was amazing. I started bleeding everywhere from my eyebrow, [and] the club promoters were terrified, but it didn’t phase us. We just kept partying and playing—was hella fun!
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRE-SHOW RITUALS, ROUTINES OR SUPERSTITIONS? Besides tequila and some Fireball, a Drake or ASAP Rocky song is a must for us... Also the legendary chant from Drew: “I don’t smoke crack motherfucker, I sell it.” Alex also puts Elmer’s Glue all over his hands and lets it dry, and then peels it off... 36
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THIS SPRING BREAK, THE ULTIMATE MUSIC EXPERIENCE IS BACK! WHO: You! WHAT: Should head to SPI to rage your face off at UME—a rad three-day festival and the best way to spend your Spring Break
WHEN: March 19-21 (Plus a pre-party on the 18th!)
WHERE: Schlitterbahn at South Padre Island WHY: Check out the lineup (far right)…we think it’s pretty obvious
THE COMPLETE 2015 UME LINEUP 15 Reasons You’ll Have the Time of Your Life
the chainsmokers are
Andrew Taggart & Alex Pall
WEDNESDAY NIGHT PRE-PARTY Steve Aoki The Chainsmokers Slander
THURSDAY David Guetta Showtek Robin Schulz Destructo
WHAT ARTISTS WOULD YOU LOVE TO COLLABORATE WITH? The list is long, and most of them are vocalists: artists like Sigur Ros, Adam Levine, Oh Wonder, Bastille, ASAP Rocky, Drake...
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU’RE NOT MAKING MUSIC? We eat a lot—like, too much. We love eating. Food—it’s so good. We also like shopping; that sounds really girly, but its therapeutic for us. We also like sex, blowjobs, watching television and smoking weed. Since UME takes place during Spring Break, we gotta ask:
DO YOU HAVE ANY CRAZY SPRING BREAK STORIES OF YOUR OWN? Ummm, we sank a houseboat at a destination we played that we won’t reveal for legal reasons....
CATCH THE CHAINSMOKERS’ UME PRE-PARTY
set at Schlitterbahn on Wednesday! Oh, and follow them online:
TheChainSmokers.com | @TheChainSmokers Facebook.com/thechainsmokers Soundcloud.com/thechainsmokers
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
Hardwell W&W Dannic Thomas Newson
Tiësto DVBBS Oliver Heldens Moti
GET YOUR TICKETS NOW @ UMESOUTHPADRE.COM Mmmhmmm…so, since this is our Love and Sex Issue, we’ve got some questions.
GIVEN YOUR PROFESSION, IS DATING DIFFICULT? Ummm, yes and no. Dating is difficult in general because we are all terrible human beings. Our job doesn’t help, but our friends with regular jobs don’t have it any easier...
AND WHAT THREE QUALITIES DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A WOMAN? In the words of Khaled: loyalty, ass & charm.
SO HOW CAN A WOMAN GET YOUR ATTENTION? Instagram DM works pretty well. Also, being hot and witty.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE LOVE SONG? “Wicked Games” –The Weeknd
WHAT’S THE BEST DATE YOU’VE EVER BEEN ON? ALEX: I came home from traveling for three weeks, and my lady got me all my favorite food from all my fave restaurants in NYC. We are talking Carbone, Rubirosa, BLT Prime and more. It was insanely thoughtful and delicious. DREW: I hate dating... Alright, so,
SEX ON A FIRST DATE: DO OR DON’T? Hahaha a girl could ask for anal on first date and we would do it. We just probably wouldn’t take her on a second date... Okay—one more question:
IF YOU COULD GO ON A DATE WITH ONE DJ, WHO WOULD IT BE? That just sounds like a recipe for disaster... But the NERVO girls are super fucking cool, so we will say them! STUDYBREAKS.COM | FEBRUARY 2015 | 37
SEX & LOVE SURVEY RESULTS RESULTS COMPILED BY: SB STAFF PHOTOS: STEPHEN DEMENT PHOTOGRAPHY + PRESS MODELS: ABIGAIL SAMFORD & BRAD BRANSOM
2,700+ STUDENTS SPILL We asked, you answered, and the results of our annual love and sex survey are in! And while some things have changed since last year, well, some things certainly haven’t—namely the popularity of the blowjob. So grab a beer, sit back, and enjoy a brief glimpse into the (super-horny) mind of college students… Don’t say we didn’t warn you. (Note: Due to the nature of the survey and participants’ ability to skip questions—plus our admittedly shitty math skills—some percentages may not equal exactly 100%....but it’s close enough.)
the
BASIC BREAKDOWN 2,791 PEOPLE SURVEYED 35% MALE | 65% FEMALE 40% SINGLE 60% IN A RELATIONSHIP 38
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SHOWER 9%
DO IT AGAIN
CUDDLE
AFTER SEX, I LIKE TO...
45%
14%
2%
28%
MY
NUMBER
IS
I have sex ______ times a week.
0 3%
1-5 35%
5-10 23%
NEVER
10-15 13%
15-20 10%
20+ 15%
6%
0-1
DO YOU USE CONDOMS?
27%
2-3 35%
4-7
Always
AT LEAST ONCE A DAY
47%
YES: 73% | NO: 22%
8%
Never
THREE IS...
17%
Have you ever been in a friends-with-benefits relationship?
If I have one, I’ll use it. If not, well, fingers crossed…
A CROWD
33%
SOMETHING I’D LIKE TO TRY
18%
SOMETHING I’VE ALREADY TRIED
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SEX & LOVE SURVEY RESULTS HE SAID HAVE YOU EVER SENT DICK PICS TO SOMEONE? YES NO
What’s the first thing you notice about a girl? Eyes: 28% Smile: 30% Breasts: 7% Style: 14% Butt: 13% Legs: 7%
What’s the worst thing your partner can do during sex?
What’s the strangest place you’ve ever hooked up?
“Hard to say? Murder would be pretty bad, although homicide is worse. So yeah I’m gonna go with homicide...”
“Cat kennel at the animal shelter”
“Lay there like a dead fish” “Fake anything. Everyone is different— if you don’t like it, tell me, and I’ll try something else...”
Do you prefer being on top or on bottom?
TOP: 56%
Do you like it better with the lights on or off?
ON: 64%
BOTTOM: 44%
“Die”
WHAT DO YOU PREFER ON A GIRL? GRANNY PANTIES!:
OFF: 36%
What’s the sexiest thing anyone’s ever said to you?
<1%
“Can I touch your beard?”
BOY SHORTS:
THONG: 48%
COMMANDO: 15%
36%
“Taco Bell bathroom” “Moonbounce” (Note: We’re impressed.) “On a rollercoaster at Six Flags. Needless to say, I had to remain seated after the ride was over because I didn’t want to scare little kids in line…”
What’s your goto pick-up line? “Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!” “Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get….” “I have a penis disease only sex can cure”
WHAT’S THE MOST ATTRACTIVE THING A GIRL CAN DO? “Be herself” “Be smart as fuck” “Tease me in public” “...do blowjobs count? If not, the most attractive thing a girl can do is make me think I’m going to get a blowjob...”
WHAT’S THE BIGGEST TURN-OFF IN A GIRL? “Being an actually mean person to anyone. It’s so easy to be nice!” “When she makes sex into a big deal. Sleep with me or don’t, but please don’t lecture me on how you’re not that girl--especially when we’ve just hooked up…” “Negativity” 40
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WHAT’S THE BEST THING YOUR PARTNER CAN DO DURING SEX? “Moan, talk dirty, rake my back with her nails” “Honestly, don’t be afraid to take control. It’s nice to have the girl get on top and show just how crazy she can get…” “Go with the flow, be adventurous and engage” “Have an orgasm”
“You’ve got me dickmatized” “I want you to handcuff me and do whatever you want to me” “You’re my best friend” “You have the biggest clock I’ve ever seen” (Note: We’re not sure if this is a typo or this guy does, in fact, own a giant clock.)
“Looking? (I’m gay and on Grindr. Whatever, don’t judge me. I have a great sex life…)” “Pick-up lines are for the weak”
I would do anything for love, but I won’t… “Kill someone” “Put my career second” “Leave the door open while I poop—that’s just crazy”
SHE SAID
HAVE YOU EVER SENT NAKED PHOTOS TO SOMEONE? YES NO
What’s the first thing you notice about a guy? Eyes: 25% Smile: 47% Style: 20% Arms: 6% “Big hands”: 2% Abs: <1% WHAT’S THE MOST ATTRACTIVE THING A GUY CAN DO? “Show affection in public and around his friends”
WHAT DO YOU PREFER ON A GUY?
“Look at me like he’s undressing me with his eyes” “Be a gentleman: open doors, give you his coat…” “Exactly what he says he’s going to do”
WHAT’S THE SEXIEST THING ANYONE’S EVER SAID TO YOU? “I don’t know–it was in French!” “I love you”
BOXERS: 31%
BRIEFS: 9%
WHAT’S THE BEST THING YOUR PARTNER CAN DO DURING SEX?
“I just want to be in you and with you and all over you all day”
“Bite my neck”
“Want some pizza rolls?”
“Care more about my pleasure than their own”
WHAT’S THE WORST PICK-UP LINE YOU’VE EVER HEARD?
“Tell me he loves me”
BOXER BRIEFS: 55%
COMMANDO: 5%
Do you prefer being on top or on bottom?
Do you like it better with the lights on or off?
WHAT’S THE WORST THING YOUR PARTNER CAN DO DURING SEX?
ON: 25%
“Put it in the wrong hole”
TOP: 34%
“Make noise! Show that you appreciate what I’m doing…”
“Finish before me” “Not kiss me at all”
BOTTOM: 66%
OFF: 75%
“He can’t use any negative language. If you use the word ‘bitch’ while we’re going at it, I’m done…”
“Relationships have their ups and downs, but you can be up and down on me” “What’s the difference between you and work tomorrow? I’m not coming into work tomorrow...” “You’re just like my little toe... because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house”
I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE, BUT I WON’T… “Touch his feet. Yuck!” “Be the other woman” “Change who I am” STUDYBREAKS.COM | FEBRUARY 2015 | 41
V-DAY GUIDE WORDS: SB STAFF PHOTOS: STEPHEN DEMENT PHOTOGRAPHY + PRESS
DOMINATE VALENTINE’S DAY 60+ GIFTS, IDEAS AND SURVIVAL STRATEGIES
V-DAY COCKTAILS FOR EVERY OCCASION Single, shagging or shacking up? Whatever your situation, we’ve got a liquid solution with these real cocktails. Haven’t heard of them? We suggest you do some Googling and head to a liquor store stat… If your roommate next door brought someone home and you can’t sleep because of the noise, have a few glasses of Screaming Orgasms. If you’re looking for a date for Valentine’s Day just so you won’t be lonely, relax and have a Quick Fuck.
If you’re single and trying to get wasted early in the day so you don’t feel miserable and alone at night, try a Death in the Afternoon. Some creepy guy tries to pull the moves on you? Down a big glass of Planter’s Punch…and then punch him in the face. Trying to find someone to be your Valentine? Try a Flirtini. Get some? Celebrate with a Woo Woo! Date forgot to shave? Have a Bushwhacker. If you wake up the day after Valentine’s Day and realize that your date was a little too good last night, have a Paralyzer (and some pain medication, probably).
I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION… WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?
Kim Kardashian
Emma
Lindsay Lohan
Lorde
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DORM DATE IDEAS
DIY DATE
3. If your dorm needs a little sprucing up,
convince your significant other to do DIY crafts off of Pinterest with you. You can bond as you two lovebirds paint chevron pattered canvases with monograms and inspirational quotes! Guys and girls love glitter— win-win!
No apartment? Don’t let that cock- block you, kids. Pay off your RA and host a romantic evening in your dorm “BONE” APPETIT 4. Nothing brings couples closer than cookwith these five erotic options… SEXY SHOWERS
1. Get a little steamy in the dorm and take a kinky shower together. If you don’t have a private bathroom, don’t be afraid to use your community bathroom! That will make it even kinkier! (Just don’t forget your shower shoes. There’s no fetish for athlete’s foot.)
ing does. Since the only thing your dorm has is a microwave, work together to heat up a steaming bowl of Easy Mac! One person pours water into the bowl to the fill line; the other puts it in the microwave. Celebrate your culinary success by having sex in the kitchen… which is technically still your dorm because you don’t have a real kitchen. Whatever.
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2. DINE BY CANDLELIGHT IN THE CAFETERIA
No money? Nowhere to go? Just check out your residence hall cafeteria—and, as a bonus, save money by using your meal plan. To make it more romantic, set up a candle at your booth or table. Because obviously candles are fire hazards in dorm rooms.
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small twin XL bed, take turns reading passages out of a book to each other. Don’t own books for leisurely reading? No problem! Just whip out your biology textbook and you’re good to go! Trust us, required reading has never been this romantic…
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Because if you’re paying all this money for a college education, it better get you laid… PRE-MED How about we ditch this class and go study some anatomy? ART I’d hug you, but the sign says “Do not touch the fine art” ENGINEERING Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic ACCOUNTING I’ll show you my spreadsheets if you show me yours ECONOMICS My fiscal policy is all about your private sector
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GOVERNMENT I’m gonna make you work harder than Congress HISTORY I’d like to discover you like it’s 1492 PHYSICS I could really put your inertia in motion CRIMINAL JUSTICE Hi, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart ENGLISH You may have Great Expectations, but I’m confident my Dickens will exceed them
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V- DAY GUIDE OPEN RELATIONSHIP
BASED ON YOUR FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP STATUS Whether you’re F.B.O. or “It’s complicated” (ouch), we’ve got the perfect present for your partner right here…
X-Rated or Risqué Hearts, $5 stupid.com A candy heart that says “Eat me” is definitely much safer than “I love you” or “Be mine”
Red Fantail Goldfish, $2 petco.com “Out of all the fish in the sea, you’re one of the lucky eight for me!”
“Shit Bitch You Is Fine” Bear, $17 loveislame.com Let her know you appreciate her looks without getting too sappy
“Safety in Numbers” T-shirt, $24 cafepress.com It’s funny because it’s true
Grow a Boyfriend, $4 shopgadgetsandgizmos.com Since you don’t want to put a title on the relationship, might as well give her something that will!
“In an Open Relationship” Mesh Hat, $35 zazzle.com So they can wear their heart on their sleeve and their relationship status on their, um, head
Silk Roses, $60 the-silk-garden.com “Our relationship is as real as these flowers!”
WAYS TO 1. CELBRATE SINGLE 2.
Send yourself a big bouquet of flowers from a “secret admirer.” Just make sure it’s delivered to you at work or during class so everyone knows how loved you are.
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Post all over social media about how Valentine’s Day is a commercial holiday created by big companies to sell cards, flowers, and chocolate. Stick it to the man.
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Multiple Image Frame, $20 target.com That way they can put up a picture of you AND all the other people they’re seeing
Get so drunk you won’t remember the day at all!
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Call every single one of your exes and read them out a list of ways you are a strong, powerful, independent, single (wo)man, and how you don’t need them and never did, but maybe, um, if they aren’t busy tonight…
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Dine out at a fancy restaurant alone and heckle all the happy couples. Get kicked out? Step two: go to the park and ruin every single romantic stroll.
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IN A RELATIONSHIP Sleep Therapy Mask, $40 sharperimage.com Hopefully these will help her relax when she says she’s “not in the mood”
Pantygram, $25 sendapantygram.com Just make sure that they’re the one who checks the mail and not thei roommate…
Personalized Man Cave Sign, $30 northwestgifts.com Now that you’re going to be cohabitating, let him know which two square feet of space are his
Chocolate Body Paint, $17 amazon.com Unleash your inner Picasso…all over your partner Birchbox Subscription, $30 birchbox.com This gift says “Baby, only the best, most natural, beauty products for you. Plus, I can’t tell the difference between eyeliner and that stuff that goes on your eyelashes, so I got someone else to figure it out...”
Past, Present, and Future Bracelet, $50 amazon.com A reminder that she’s your one and only. Forever and ever and ever… Couple’s Pillowcases, $30 boldloft.com Because everything you will have for the rest of your life has to match now
Dark Chocolate Truffle Collection, $28 vosgeschocolate.com Because chocolate, duh
Personalized Puzzle, $12 printerstudio.com Piece your lives together (eh, eh) with this admittedly cheesy but totally thoughtful gift
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Have a little private party with every sex toy you own. (Just be sure to stock up on batteries first.)
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Make cards for all six of your cats and your three dogs. Then read the cards to them. Fluffy loves that shit.
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Call your mom and cry for a few hours—your loneliness is more important than her Valentine’s Day plans, anyways.
Fraternity Flask, $16 flasks.com Everyone knows the way to a bro’s heart is through his liver
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Bake enough food to feed a small country—and eat it all yourself. Listen to Drake’s album Take Care all night as your scroll through your Instagram feed and see couples enjoying themselves. Or, if you want, just put the song “Marvin’s Room” on repeat. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Going out with that special someone or…ya know…going to Luby’s alone? We’ve got the perfect hashtag to let everyone know you’re having THE BEST TIME EVER. After all, remember: if you didn’t Instagram it, it never happened…. #WeLookHappyRight #BestReboundEver #StillNotEngaged #SheSaidSheWillThinkAboutIt #IShavedForNothing #ForeverAlone #SushiAgain? #2gethr5evr #CanIGoHomeYet #ThanksTinder #Ily #Bb #Bae #Vday #Dinner #Date #DinnerDate #Love #Relationships #Blessed
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COSMO CASE STUDY COMPILED BY: SAHAR WALJI PHOTOS: STEPHEN DEMENT PHOTOGRAPHY + PRESS
This popular sex bible has been providing women with essential info and erotic ideas—plus a million creative synonyms for “penis”—for decades, so it’s only natural we take a little time this month to really delve into the mag…i.e. make fun of it. Because Cosmo, we love you, but there’s no way in hell we’re putting maple syrup on our man’s member.
Can you identify which sex tips came from Cosmo and which are from the dirty minds of the SB staff? Test your naughty knowledge! And kids, don’t try these at home… Sprinkle a little pepper under his nose right before he climaxes. Sneezing can feel similar to an orgasm and amplify the feel-good effects.
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Dip your breasts in edible body paint, and use them to “sponge paint” his entire body. Then lick it off.
Role-play one of your man’s favorite hobbies: sports. Be the batter and use a plastic baseball bat to continuously tap his balls (which are the hypothetical baseballs) while he moans with pleasure. To take it to the next level, paint his balls to look like actual baseballs and dress up in attire for the sport. Make it very realistic. Your man will go insane.
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Talk to his penis the way you would to a small, fluffy puppy. Your man will feel both adored and aroused.
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Act as if his penis is a cell phone and pretend to have a phone conversation on it for an hour. You’ll be his call girl for the night!
When he’s least expecting it, tell your man you need some change. Then stick your hand in his pocket and touch his penis through the fabric, pretending that you’re really digging around for that coinage you need. When he’s good and hard, whisper something in his ear like, “Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”
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When he’s on his way home from work, start giving yourself some solo pleasure and “accidentally” dial him up. All those breathy ooohs and aaahs will be motivation for him to get to you in time to join in on the action.
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Alternate between licking an ice cream cone and his cone. You will feel a wide array of sensations, and so will he. Better go fast before it all melts!
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Slip your hand into his back pocket and lightly stroke his ass. Since it’s totally private and hidden from everyone else, it conveys that you’re feeling especially attracted to him.
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Spice up your love life with some role-play! Dress up as a naughty schoolteacher and don’t touch your man until he completes a 1400-word essay on the Industrial Revolution.
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SEXPERTS What do guys REALLY think about Cosmo sex strategies? We had our panel of experts—i.e. five assumably horny college dudes—read a few of the mag’s real tips and give us some honest feedback… THE TIP: Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his body—his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs... “That sounds really interesting...some people like a little pain.” “I wouldn’t trust a girl poking me with a fucking fork while I’m trying to fuck... but definitely would dabble.” “Go to an XXX store if you want to find something to poke me with. My house is not a lost-and-found sex shop, and I probably just used that fork to eat lunch.” “The only time I’ll let a girl put a fork near me is if she’s about to feed me that fresh, home-cooked meal she made.” “I don’t care if you’re Blake Lively; if any sharp object is involved, I am running out of there faster than the speed of light.”
THE TIP: As you’re riding him, clamp down on his earlobes with your fingers, and pull on them to rock yourself forward and backward. “That’s a little much on the ears. I wouldn’t like that at all, lol.” “God no, if a grown-ass woman is using my earlobes to move her entire body, I would lose my boner so fast.” “I do not find this attractive. In addition to stretching my beautiful earlobes, I just wouldn’t be able to take her seriously.” “How about no? Seriously, nobody touches my earlobes. What the fuck.” “Are you trying to have sex with Dumbo?”
THE TIP: Keep a spray bottle filled with ice water next to the bed, and give each other a strategic spritz to extend the encounter… Aim for the nerve-packed, thin-skinned areas on each other’s bodies, such as the nipples. “I can see where it would totally work for stimulation purposes, but really? A spray bottle for stimulation?” “Just use your mouth? It’d be so much sexier than squirting fucking water at each other.” “This is what you use to train a dog not to misbehave. Unless we’re doing some heavy roleplaying, she better keep her spritz to herself.” “I’m down to do this, but with liquor and a water gun instead.” “Why not spray the ice water on my penis? Cold environments = hard penis. Not that I’d ever need cold water to get hard or anything…”
THE TIP: As you’re eating dinner together, say something X-rated like “See how I’m devouring this piece of meat? That’s how I’m going to devour you.” “I think X-rated talk at dinner is phenomenal, personally. That statement was a little strange, but overall I think it’s awesome.” “Don’t ever say that. Ever. It’d be easier and sexier to subtlety hint towards sex while eating without ever saying stupid shit like that. Also, side note: if a girl’s eating a steak, then that’s sexy enough for me.” “What if I just want to enjoy my meal? Maybe I’ve had a long day, and I don’t need to think about this chick on my dick while I eat a hotdog.” “Hmm… I can dig this.” “In this situation, I throw my silverware to the ground, pull down the tablecloth with everything on it, and tell my mate to rip off her clothes immediately. You want it? You got it.”
THE TIP: Give him a beer facial. The combination of the egg white and the yeast in the hops hydrates and improves skin elasticity… but you can just tell him that your lips can’t resist his delicious, beer-flavored face. “That’s just weird as fuck. But hey, science, right?” “It sounds like they’re saying just pour fucking beer on his face...What the fuck, no. Don’t ever do that, and I don’t know any guy who’d want a ‘facial’ anything.” “So many things are wrong here. Good luck finding a guy who wants a facial, and you sitting there licking my face better get you off, because it isn’t doing anything for me.” “How about we do Nutella facials instead?”
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ROBERT PARENT, 20 Hometown: Houston Major: Russian
JAY BAATH, 20 Hometown: Sugarland Major: MIS
“This is so peculiar… Beer is meant to be consumed. Why not put on lotion and drink the beer? Duh.”
TANZIM AHAMED, 22 Hometown: Allen Major: Public Health
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FEB 11 GENERATIONALS @ The Parish
FEB 4 BOYFRNDZ WITH CADDYWHOMPUS @ Red 7 FEB 6 THE ROCKETBOYS @ Stubb’s
FEB 10 ADAM DEVINE @ Paramount
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FEB 20 TAKING BACK SUNDAY WITH LETLIVE., THE MENZINGERS @ Emo’s FEB 21 MAYEUX AND BROUSSARD CD RELEASE @ Stubb’s
FEB 9 BASS DRUM OF DEATH @ Red 7
FEB 7 MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK COMMIT THIS TO MEMORY 10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY TOUR WITH TEAM* @ Emo’s 50
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FEB 13 ANIMAL COLLECTIVE DJ SET @ Vulcan FEB 13 STEVE AOKI @ Austin Music Hall
FEB 25 BAD SUNS @ Stubb’s FEB 26 DESERT NOISES WITH SOL CAT @ Stubb’s FEB 27 TRAILER PARK BOYS STILL DRUNK, HIGH AND UNEMPLOYED TOUR @ Paramount
Feb 27 BIG GIGANTIC @ Stubb’s
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FEB 22 LIGHTS @ Warehouse Live
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FEB 24 WESTSIDE JOHNSON @ The Big Easy FEB 26 AUGUST BURNS RED @ House of Blues
FEB 2 DERADOORIAN @ Fitzgerald’s FEB 4 JMSN @ Warehouse Live FEB 5 TOPP DOGG @ Bayou Music Center
FEB 7 CHRIS BROWN, TREY SONGZ,TYGA @ Toyota Center
FEB 11 SILVERSTEIN @ Warehouse Live
FEB 14 BOB SEGER @ Toyota Center
FEB 27 ELECTRIFUNK FEST @ Warehouse Live
FEB 13 OMOTAI @ Rudyard’s
FEB 14 ALICE COOPER @ Bayou Music Center
FEB 28 THE LACS @ Scout Bar
FEB 17 MAROON 5, MAGIC, ROZZI CRANE @ Toyota Center
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FEB 1 BLOOD SWEAT & TEARS @ Dosey Doe
An electronic pop singer out of Ontario, Lights began touring in 2008 and quickly made her a name for herself with catchy tunes like “Drive My Soul”—even winning a Juno Award for New Artist of the Year in 2009. Since then, she has toured with artists like Owl City and Keane, and released an award-winning album, Siberia. This month, catch her at Warehouse Live as she LIGHTS up the night! (Eh, eh?)
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FEB 6 ENRIQUE IGLESIAS & PITBULL @ United Supermarkets Arena
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Okay, honestly this might be awful. (In fact, if you’re a Pitbull fan, we’ll probably disown you right now.) But it’ll be awful in a great way. Kinda like Keeping Up With The Kardashians… or Fireball shots. So suck it up, take a few of those aforementioned shots, and go get ready to rage to hits like Enrique’s “Bailamos” and Pitbull’s “Tinder”—shit, “Timber”! the song is called “Timber.”
FEB 11 EXCISION @ Fair Grounds Auditorium
FEB 25 CHRISTIAN LEE HUDSON @ The Blue Light Live FEB 21 THE TEXAS TENORS @ City Bank Auditorium
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FEB 22 10 YEARS @ Jake’s Backroom
FEB 28 CALLAHAN DIVIDE @ Lone Star Bar (Midland)
FEB 28 SENSES FAIL @ Jake’s Backroom
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JAN 2-7 WALE @ Alamo City Music Hall After reaching #1 on the US Billboard 200, Grammy-nominated artist Wale is making SA one of the 32 stops his 2015 Simply Nothing tour. He’s hitting Alamo City Music Hall, and is sure to blow the roof off with hits like “Bad,” “Lotus Flower Bomb” and “Chillin’”— plus some new songs off his upcoming Jerry Seinfeld-inspired fourth album, The Album About Nothing. If you love Wale, Seinfeld or just good music, then hell—we’ll see you there. FEB 13 HUNTER HAYES @ AT&T CENTER
FEB 19 BRAD PAISLEY @ AT&T CENTER
FEB 23 LOGIC @ ALAMO CITY MUSIC HALL FEB 27 SARAH MCLACHLAN @ MAJESTIC THEATRE
FEB 16 JOHN LEGEND @ AT&T CENTER FEB 14 KEITH URBAN @ AT&T CENTER
FEB 16 FRANKIE VALLI AND THE FOUR SEASONS @ MAJESTIC THEATRE
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FEB 20 ELI YOUNG BAND @ AT&T CENTER
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There’s a reason we’ve featured Sam Riggs in Study Breaks, um, twice— and that reason is primarily because he puts on one hell of a live show. With a country-rock sound and a killer band backing him up, Riggs’ tunes serve as the perfect soundtrack for a rowdy Friday night, and--what do you know–February 27th just happens to be a Friday. Grab your boots and a beer, kids—this is sure to be a pretty sweet show. Feb 2 GERRY’S KIDS @ Triple Crown
Feb 12 AARON STEPHENS @ Triple Crown
Feb 14 SHINYRIBS @ Gruene Hall Feb 4 RANDY ROGERS ACOUSTIC @ Cheatham Street Warehouse Feb 4 DANIEL DRIVER @ Triple Crown Feb 6 MARK JUNGERS @ Triple Crown
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Feb 15 EXCISION @ The Marc Feb 20 JASON EADY @ Cheatham Street Warehouse Feb 21 HAYES CARL @ Gruene Hall
Feb 26 MIDNIGHT RIVER CHOIR @ Cheatham Street Warehouse
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If Led Zeppelin and Man Man had a baby, we’re told it would be Calliope Musicals. Here, the band shares 21 fun facts… 01| WELL-BREAD The official sandwich of Calliope Musicals is a slice of winda’ bread + peanut butter + mushrooms + honey. Simply fold and eat. 02| PIPE DREAM Carrie and Matt started Calliope Musicals playing at Pipes Plus on the drag in Austin in 2009. 03| GOING SWIMMINGLY On our Spring 2014 tour, we got to swim in the Atlantic, Pacific and Gulf of Mexico. 04| LEGEND HAS IT While hiking in the Smoky Mountains, the band discovered a new species—the snakebear—which has since been immortalized on their band t-shirts.
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05| GOOD OL’ FASHIONED...HANGOVER We once drank a combined two dozen old fashioneds in one sitting, and didn’t pay for a single one (until the next morning, of course—woof). 06| BRRRR-ING IT ON The band is cold-weather tested down to 21 degrees. Camping in Canada y’all…next to a lake— coldest night ever. 07| LEMME SEE YOUR GRILL Matt would book a tour solely based off of good BBQ cities. He owns a food truck in Austin: Wünder Pig! 08| FUN IN THE SUN Off-days on tour are either spent hiking or busking.
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09| SPREADING RUMOURS The band once performed Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours from start to finish. 10| ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT The psychedelic party folk machine began as an acoustic act with upright bass, fiddle, and hand drums. Matthew McConaughey came to our first show and took notes. (Obviously he was a fan of the bongos…) 11| CLASSY ACT The one drink that everyone in the band can agree on is Evan Williams straight outta the handle. 12| NOT FUN-FETTI Chris almost completely cut off
his thumb while making confetti during SXSW last year. YOU’RE WELCOME.
following question: “How do you think a cat would eat a slice of pizza?”
13| ARTS & CRAFTS Josh once fashioned a necklace from a giant rock and rope that he was using as a belt. He’s basically Kendra Scott.
17| MAKIN’ PAPER Shooting confetti at shows actually began at a Christmas program while we were trying to make it snow. We used computer paper...did not work very well, and we ended up dumping the entire box of paper bits on some dude in the front row.
14| VAN INHALIN’ Every show begins with three deeeeeeeeep breaths. (Big thanks to Beth, The Qi Qong Mastah!) 15| OFF CAMPUS For the most part, we are all self-taught musicians...no degrees here. 16| Q&A You can learn a lot about a person by the way they answer the
18| SUCH A DRAG Renowned drag performer Olivia Gardner performed a routine to “Dancing Shoes” dressed as Carrie. BEST DAY EVER.
19| POSITIVE ADDITION Andrew Vizzone wasn’t even a bass player when he joined the band; he just has such a damn good ear for music we had to have him. 20| BLADE OF GLORY Carrie wrote “The Adventurers” to console herself while shaving her legs, hence the first line, “bumps and bruises cannot tame this adventurer’s legs.” 21| AMERICA’S BAND There is a vintage Dallas Cowboys hat that must be worn by the driver at all times on tour. No exceptions. (Josh, Andrew, and Craig hope to own the Dallas Cowboys one day.)
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MUSIC FIRST KISS | KID ROCK Expected Release: Feb 24 Kid Rock is one of those celebrities who you know is famous and puts out popular music…primarily while wearing a wifebeater. But if asked, you probably couldn’t name three of his songs. Or one. Don’t worry, we’re in the same boat. But hopefully with the release of this new album, we’ll finally be able to reference a Kid Rock song besides “that cover he did of ‘Sweet Home Alabama.’” For better or—more likely—for worse.
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY Expected Premiere: Feb 13 Do you like to watch two people go at it on the big screen, but are too much of a pansy for actual porn? Alright, ya nasties, this one is for you. For a magical sexperience (and an obvious way to indicate you’re DTF), take your crush to this highly anticipated film about sex, money and love (but mostly just sex) for an insanely awkward and intensely sexual Valentine’s Date. Don’t forget to bring your ball gag!
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Breaking Bad fans rejoice! Although the original series has ended, the spin-off is kicking off this month. The prequel features Saul Goodman, the competent but shady criminal lawyer, and will air on AMC. Hopefully when this series finishes, there will be another spin-off in the works, and we can be satisfied with the knowledge that Breaking Bad will never truly end. After all, what else are we supposed to watch on our hover boards in 2050?
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Are you hella passionate about ducks? That was rhetorical – of course you are. This site takes the love you have for our aquatic-bird friends and multiplies it. Every time you move your mouse, lots of little duckies trail behind. Now this is what we call a good time.
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You start with a dot. That dot becomes more, smaller dots. And so on. As you go down the rabbit hole of small and numerous dots, you begin to see an image become clearer and clearer. We don’t want to spoil anything for you… but it’s a koala.
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QUIZ WORDS: LARISSA GARCIA-BAAB
HOW KINKY ARE YOU? This Valentine’s Day, you probably have more on your mind than chocolates and stuffed bears—namely getting stuffed. While innocent romance is cute in second grade, this year you’re not planning on leaving your bed (in the best way possible). That’s why—as it’s officially the most romantic month of the year—we’re here to tell you whether you should loosen your chastity belt or invest in a set of whips. Me-OW. 60
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CHECK ALL THAT APPLY You’ve been kissed
You are a furry
You own a sex toy
You’ve been kissed more than once
You live in a raccoon costume and flash random strangers You own fuzzy handcuffs
You have an entire collection in every color of the rainbow You’ve seen porn before You have a favorite website
Reverse cowgirl is your fave
Fuzz is for pansies—you want to feel the metal! If you’re not tied up, it’s not sex
You can’t get off without 6-12 partners
You’re a member of the mile-high club
You have multiple accounts on multiple websites for every one of your multiple moods There’s some role-playing you’d like to try
You’ve snuck people in through your back door You’ve had people in your “back door”
You’re practically club president
You own a schoolgirl outfit
You lose every game of Never Have I Ever
You wore a gimp suit to your wedding
You ONLY do it in the “back door”
You’re the “she” in “that’s what she said”
“Closer” by Nine Inch Nails is your ringtone
You know what a furry is
You’ve seen a sex toy
You’re taking this quiz post-orgy
You know what an Australian kiss is You’ve done missionary in the dark once
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Even if you know what sex is, you’ll never admit it, and you’re looking forward to looking down on everyone else as they burn for their sexual sins. Sure, without all the distractions, you might be able to change the world—but it won’t be nearly as fun.
You’re looking for sex wherever you can get it, and maybe you have a little bit of experience, but chances are you’re still pretty excited by bra catalogs and/or Abercrombie models. Don’t worry, you’re just starting out! Kinky takes time, kids.
You’ve definitely have your fair share of lovers, and you’re no stranger to letting all your goodies hang out, but you’re still pretty conventional. You’ve tried some crazier positions— and people—but in the end, you stick to what you know.
Your innocence of the past is long forgotten as you begin to explore bizarre outfits, multiple partners, and the whips and chains that excite you. You might be trying a little too hard, but hey—everyone’s got a few freaky fetishes.
Chances are you’ve sent a lot of lovers running for the hills (in a dog collar, no less) with your bizarre tastes, strict rules and stricter punishments. It’s all about the kinky f*ckery for you, but hey—whatever turns you on and gets you off...Master.
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HOROSCOPES
BABY, WHAT’S YOUR SIGN? ARIES For Val-
LIBRA You’re on
entine’s Day, don’t bother getting your significant other anything expensive, because they’re making you a mixtape.
the verge of failing a class, so there’s only one thing left to do in order to save your grade: sleep with the TA.
TAURUS For the SCORPIO You love of God, please stop putting up pictures on Instagram every single day. Especially since all of your selfies look exactly the same.
GEMINI It’s time to stop stalking your ex on Twitter. They’ve moved on; accept it. Go find yourself an FWB.
CANCERWarning: you’re going to get dumped two days before Valentine’s Day because your S.O. can’t afford to get you a present right now.
LEO Slow down on the drinking, Leo. Your friends are tired of having to take care of you every time you all go out.
VIRGO
This month is going to be absolutely horrible for you. You m ight as well just not leave your house… at all.
will get the best Valentine’s Day gift of all—Chlamydia. Congratulations!
SAGITTARIUS
By the Numbers:
VALENTINE’S DAY According to condom giant
DUREX, prophylactic sales are about 25% higher than usual on
VALENTINE’S DAY
MILLION ROSES ARE GROWN FOR VALENTINE’S DAY
11,000 CHILDREN
You will come across the love of your life on Tinder but accidently swipe left. Oops.
are conceived on this holiday According to Statistic Brain, 53% of women say they would end a relationship if they didn’t receive anything from their S.O. (ouch!)
CAPRICORN You will have a pregnancy scare this month. This is the universe telling you that you need to start using condoms.
AQUARIUS You will be single and alone this Valentine’s Day, eating chocolate on your couch in sweats with your three cats. At least Mittens loves you?
According to Forbes, consumers spend $18.6
BILLION on Valentine’s Day
of AMERICAN WOMEN send themselves roses on February 14th to save face in front of their judgmental coworkers
About eight billion candy hearts will be produced this year—enough candy to stretch from Rome, Italy to Valentine, AZ 20 times and back again
PISCES
You’ve turning up way too much lately, Pisces. It’s time to tone it down. Not every bartender needs to know your name.
An average of
About six million people expect or plan a marriage proposal on VALENTINE’S DAY
LifeStyles Condoms
estimates that 87 CONDOMS are used each second in the U.S. on V-Day
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