Primaries Fc vs Lasswade Fc – Condensed Version The ghost of the late Mike Reid reporting WOTCHA!! LISTEN! Sallivan knocked it in off ease bonce for the first… WALLOP!! Wan Niwl! Ref wos a total ding a ling. Nonced it ROIT AAP for the Proimarys… BOSH! Saddenly, its fwee wan Lass…wossisname, Innit?! Geertcha! Tubby lad rose loike a kippah to poke it in the bin….. I said to myself Michael, my san…. That is AAANDSOME!! Its only blahddy FWEE TOO! AUF TOIMEAH! Partaking of a light refreshment, Michael? NOICE WAN! Smashin view aap on this bleedin’ CLAAHD!! COCKNEEE!! BING BONG! Second auf. Ref is at it AGAAAINN!! ‘AVE A WORRD! Fore too. This guy is radio rental, innit?! Big lad aap top is aavin it NOU’TEE! Penaltee ref!! WOT?! BAHT TOIME!! Ee’s bagged ee’s trial!! STERLIN, YOUNG MAAN. STERLING! Vat boey wi the bloo wassinames on ee’s plates ov meat… ee’s looking awrite!! (WILL YOU SHUT AAPP AT THE BACK!!) Hes sank it wiv ee’s LOAF!! FORE AWL!!! WAAAAAYYYYYEEE!!! WOSS THISS??!! He’s only blahddy brought the sprog on the green!! YORE AVIN A LAUFF MATE!! ‘Old On!! He’s ‘andy, this geezah….. GO AWN SAAN!! CRACKED IT!! FOIVE FOWER!! Bloo plates ‘as only got ANAVAH WAN!! Wood you adam and eve it?!! BLOIMEY!! CROOSIN ere nah…. Old on….AAAOW!! You silly old sod!! Stitched it roit aap. Foive all. TOP CLASS RUNARAHND!! Noice one, sorted. TADAH.
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