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First Came the Farming By Seth H. Bramson mrfec@yahoo.com
John S. Collins and his son-in-law, Thomas J. Pancoast, upon purchasing the mangrove island that someday in the future would become Miami Beach, had a plan, and they were determined to see that that plan came together. Paying Elnathan Field and Ezra Osborne about $1.25 per acre for the property (remember that Henry and Charles Lum purchased the island from the State of Florida's Internal Improvement Fund for $.35 an acre in 1870, Field and Osborne paying them $.75 an acre for the same property in 1882), Collins and Pancoast took possession of what was, at that point, a desolate — and devastated by the fauna of the area — former coconut plantation. Collins went to work and with a crew of local black men and several Bahamians began to plant mangos, avocado, papaya and potatoes. While there would be some minimal success with the former three items, it would be the potatoes that would thrive, and eventually the plantation on the island was shipping 60 rail carloads north per season via FEC freight trains. But getting the produce to the depot was a problem! After harvesting and boxing, Collins would have to haul the boxes to the pier at the foot of what would become Biscayne Street and then send them across to Elser's Pier at the foot of 12th Street (which would, in 1921, become Flagler Street), where they would then be loaded on horse-drawn buckboards for the half-mile or so trip to the FEC depot, which was, at the time and until 1912, located at Sixth Street and the Boulevard, today the site of the Miami News/Freedom Tower building. In order to shorten the trek across the sandy soil to the pier, Collins and Pancoast built a canal from just east of Bull (today's Belle) Island (Isle) across Ocean Beach to a small lake, which today is named for Mr. Pancoast. The canal? Collins Canal, now, unfortunately, a barely navigable small boat waterway running from Lake Pancoast diagonally across Miami Beach, parallel to Dade Boulevard. But it was that canal which would substantially shorten the water portion of the trip as the produce, upon being loaded on the lake or anywhere on the canal, could then move directly across the bay in a Collins and Pancoast-owned vessel. With ferry service operated by Avery Smith and his partner, James C. Warr, between the foot of Ocean Beach and Elser's, their Biscayne Navigation Company was the only public access to the beach side of Biscayne Bay as well as to Smith's bathing casino, which bore his name. The two ferry boats that operated in trans-bay service were each 55 feet long, and much to the amusement of the locals were named Lusitania and Mauretania! But the dawn of automobile travel was on the horizon. Collins and Pancoast knew that moving the goods by small truck directly to the depot would be a major time and cost savings, so with some trepidation and nowhere near enough cash, they began building what would become, upon opening in 1913, the longest wooden bridge in the world. Unhappily for them, relatively early in the construction process, the father-in-law and son-in-law ran out of money and construction halted. Smith and Warr were delighted, for they knew that, so long as the bridge remained unbuilt, they would have a monopoly on cross-bay transportation. Interestingly, the story of "The Magic City" had, thanks to the publicity efforts of, primarily, the Florida East Coast Railway, begun to spread throughout the Northeast: Incredible as it sounded, there was a place far, far, far from New York where summer spent the winter. And that place was called "Miami." It sounded too good to be true to one particular asthmatic, but with great and high hopes, as well as his wife and 6-year-old son, he boarded an FEC passenger train at the Exchange Place, Jersey City terminal of the Pennsylvania Railroad for the two-night trip to Miami. Stepping off the cars, he still felt a tightness in his chest, which lasted until he took Smith's ferry across the bay, where, he found, almost as if by magic, the tightness eased and he was able to breathe freely. Bringing his wife and son across, he told them that he would inquire about employment and as he was a marvelous cook and Right: With other communities, including Ojus, Arch Creek and Hallandale some miles away, the earliest settlers were almost entirely self-sufficent.
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Above: With the Tequesta Indian mound in Surfside having been excavated by state archaeologists in 1935, and other mounds being in relatively close proximity, it is more than likely that the prairie which encompassed Fulford’s homestead in section 17 saw regular visitations from, and inhabitance by, Tequesta and (later) Seminole Indians. Though these views, taken in the area that someday would become Fulford and then North Miami Beach are almost beyond rare, it is evident that the Seminole Indians felt comfortable and safe in the Everglades that at one time encompassed most of Dade County.
his bride a superb waitress, he was able to convince Avery Smith that he could and would bring in business to Smith's lunch counter with his superb cooking, which, keeping his word, Joe Weiss proceeded to do. Next: The first restaurant opens on Miami Beach. And it is still one of America's finest eateries. Seth H. Bramson is adjunct professor of history at both Barry University and FIU and is the author of Miami Beach in Arcadia Publishing's "Images of America" series and Sunshine, Stone Crabs and Cheesecake: The Story of Miami Beach, published by The History Press of Charleston, SC.
Left & Below: Two different views of the famous Hotel Alabama, the inn at which Thelma and David Riddle spent their first night in Fulford in 1915. With its “Good old-fashioned chicken dinners” as the specialty of the house, the hotel, built in 1912 by R. E. McDonald and winter visitor I. E. Hyatt, from Alabama, was given its name to honor Mr. Hyatt. The last known photo of the hotel, shown in a succeeding chapter, was taken in 1959, some years after it had been renamed North Miami Beach Hotel, still in the same location at Northeast 22nd Court and 164th Street.
Below: The marl prairie, the palmetto palms, the piney woods and the Everglades stretched as far as the pioneers could see in all directions. Far below: This incredibly rare view may have been taken on the northernmost reaches of Biscayne Bay at the point at which the Snake River, directly in front of the camera, begins.
Left: This incredibly rare view may have been taken on the northernmost reaches of Biscayne Bay at the point at which the Snake River, directly in front of the camera, begins.
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COVER STORY
THREE THE HARD WAY The Gloves Have Gotta Come Off in Miami Beach’s Group lll City Commission Race Written by John Hood With Miami Beach Mayor Matti Bower a virtual shoo-in for re-election and one-term incumbent Commissioner Jerry Libbin pretty much everybody’s pick to keep his seat in Group I, only Groups II and III seem to resemble anything close to real races. And even there, insurance executive Jorge Exposito has the upper hand in Group II, if only for his long-time efforts with the very effective Bayshore Homeowners Association, of which he is a founder. That leaves Miami Beach City Commission’s Group III looking more like the way things used to be when every other November rolled around and once-and-future politicos started scrapping. Unfortunately the three worthy candidates for this particular seat — Alex Fernandez, Michael Gongora and Gabrielle Redfern — have yet to take off the gloves. Yes, earlier this month at a forum sponsored by the Miami-Dade Commission on Ethics and Public Trust, there was a little tit-for-tat between Fernandez and Gongora. But with the election just around the proverbial corner, someone’s gotta start swinging — and soon. Because we, like you, have a preternatural need to know what’s what, and because we, like you, dig a good fight, the SunPost has decided to help spur things along. After all, we can’t have folks sleeping through Election Day, can we?
ALEX FERNANDEZ The 23-year-old Fernandez would have us believe that his stint by Mayor Bower’s side is reason enough to give him a place at the commission table. Fernandez also boasts about his success with “international real estate developers,” which to us sounds as if he’s been in bed with the very same shady people who helped bring down our economy. I mean, how many 23-year-olds do you know who’ve got $100K they can lend themselves to run for an office that pays peanuts? That’s what Gongora was getting at when he recommended every candidate produce their tax returns. And
Fernandez, inexplicably producing a bank statement, said he had nothing to hide. Also at the above-mentioned forum, Fernandez lashed out at Gongora for hiring political consultant Randy Hilliard, who was involved with some malfeasance down in the Keys. The thing about it is, though, Fernandez reached out to Hilliard in order to hire him himself. And Hilliard only made Fernandez’s shit-list after he demurred. And sorry Alex, but we don’t buy that you didn’t know about Hilliard’s troubles in the Keys until recently, and we sure don’t know why you’d admit it. After all, doesn’t that mean you didn’t perform due diligence? When asked to separate himself from the pack, Fernandez points out “his experience in government, [including] my years in the commission and my years fighting for the community, from Tallahassee to Washington, D.C. And having worked inside of government, I have first-hand knowledge about budgets, from emergency management to international trade. “Obviously our city finances are a big concern,” says Fernandez. “Last year we had a $10 million deficit; this year we had a $23 million deficit, and next year it might be worse. Fortunately and unfortunately, 80 percent of our budget goes to pension and salaried employees. And when you take into consideration that year after year our unions are asking for more money, and more for their pensions, it is not right. We’ve got to look at cutting salaries where possible, and capping salaries. We have to look at restructuring our pensions and we have to consider something similar to private industry, where they contribute to a 401(k). We also have to look at generating new kinds of revenue. We have to start attracting businesses back to Miami Beach.” When asked to name a signature part of his campaign, Fernandez said: “Quality of life. Quality of life without higher taxes.” That the lad has an unusual fixation with the
Gloves cont’d from page 12 sex offenders who teem beneath the Julia Tuttle Causeway is, depending on your viewpoint, either commendable or cause for alarm. Sure, it’s a blight that needs to be stricken from our shores. And yes, the eyesore is at the very threshold of our beloved Beach. But when Fernandez claims he’d be willing to walk into Governor Crist’s office and address the issue, it sounds a little like he’s running for an office much higher than City Commission.
MICHAEL GONGORA If there was any good dirt to be dug up on former Commissioner Gongora, chances are Gerald Posner would have done so for his recently released Miami Babylon. After all, Posner does seem to relish not barring any holds. But Gongora not only didn’t get dirtied in Posner’s shade-soaked city profile, he managed to have his name kept out of the mudpile completely. Surely that says something about something. Of course Gongora’s no saint. In fact, last go ‘round he had more than a few juicy tidbits affixed to his name. But to us, that only makes him more human. Clubbing and loving is a large part of what makes Miami Beach Alex Fernandez such a splendid place to be. And we don’t want someone in office who isn’t familiar with all the pleasures our town has to offer. Gongora, the first openly gay member of the City Commission, did serve out his short first term with some promise. Then the mud started flying, and Gongora got hit by some of the more salient aspects of his past, including a DUI. Consequently when Gongora ran against Ed Tobin in ‘07, he lost by 33 votes. But as Gongora is quick to point out, that’s all “ancient history.” Second chances are what this country’s founded upon, and there’s no reason why someone who’s made amends shouldn’t be allowed to move on. What’s more important is that he’s the most experienced of the three running for the Group III seat. “Neither of my opponents, to my knowledge, have college degrees. Not that that’s everything in life. But they also don’t have the life experience that I have. I not only have a college degree, I’m also an attorney, having graduated with honors from the University of Miami Law School. “I’ve also lived in Miami Beach, off and on, since 1992, and I’ve seen the changes that have happened to our city. During that time I’ve had the opportunity to be involved in government in different and important ways. I served on the City Commission in 2006 and 2007, I was a Special Master for our city, I served on our city’s Zoning Board and Design Review Board, I was president of both the Miami Beach Latin Chamber of Commerce and the Miami Beach Bar Association. And I have the qualifications this city needs in these difficult times.” When asked to point out his first order of business, Gongora is ready to crunch some numbers.
“Number one, we’re going to be looking at difficult budget cuts in 2010 so we can’t wait to see where the money comes from. I’ll be meeting with our unions to see if we can reorganize the pensions and the employee’s salaries, which are the largest part of the budget. We’re also going to take a look at top-heavy administrative positions at City Hall, so we can trim the fat to provide more money to city services and residents. “One major concern is city oversight over capital improvement projects. As a condominium association attorney, I’m used to overseeing condo building projects on behalf of the boards. The way the city has been running things has resulted in cost overruns and time delays and that’s wrong. Once I’m elected I want to have tighter control over city projects to make sure they come in on time and on budget. And that the people we award city contracts to are deserving of them and that they’re going to get the work done quickly and efficiently. “You might want to mention that I’m the ‘green’ candidate. Being that I’m the chairman of ECOMB (Environmental Coalition of Miami
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Beach), I’m going to make sure City Hall goes green and that we have more environmental-friendly laws passed on the City of Miami Beach.” Some of the former Commissioner’s other plans include a new tourism campaign and water taxis. And though we’re not sure what his ideas for tourism entail, if you’ve been stuck on MacArthur Causeway anytime in the past year or two, you know the time to start traveling by boat is here. Gongora seems to have cleaned up his image enough to sate the squares. And he still seems to have the swingers on his side. That Gongora has been there before surely gives him a leg up on the competition. As does the fact that he’s got an actual job to go to when he’s not handling the city’s business.
GABRIELLE REDFERN Despite a certain daily’s endorsement, Redfern is the obvious long shot in this race. She’s neither been in office (like Gongora) nor has she been with someone in office (like Fernandez). And while we applaud Redfern’s lengthy list of civic group associations, the fact remains that her last braggable position dates back to ’07, when she was “Member, Project Advisory Group, 2007, FDOT District Six Alton Road PD&E.” Or so says her website anyway. Actually, Redfern’s site says that she’s a “Board Member: Urban Environment League, Steering Committee Member: Alliance for Reliable Transport, [and] Member: Design Review Board.” And that she has been with all three since ’06. It’s not an unimpressive resume. But whether or not it represents the kind of breadth needed to handle the
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intricacies of a city like Miami Beach is another matter. Beyond that Redfern doesn’t seem very keen to say much. When reached by telephone and asked what sets her apart from the other candidates, she said, after a very long pause, “My proven commitment to the city… and my commitment to be honest and fair.” That’s it. And while it’s refreshing not to hear a candidate spout boilerplate platitudes, one might expect they would at least speak up for themselves, especially if they want to be able to speak up for the city. Redfern did say her first order of business would be the “budget.” Period. “After that my focus will be on enhancing public transportation, to improve mobility on Miami Beach. And providing more parking for our residents.” According to that certain daily (full disclosure: I sometimes write for them too), to whom Redfern undoubtedly said more, she’s “advocating a system of four Beach-only circulating bus routes on 20-minute schedules to alleviate congestion, and charging market rates for onstreet parking with the revenue spent on enhancements in the neighborhoods that generate it.” The bus routes are a great idea (though we hope she’d insist on green buses doing all that routing). But market rates for street parking would rid us of the only affordable thing left on the Beach. Redfern’s also apparently in favor of increasing the bed tax, which we don’t see, especially when hotels Ganrielle Redfern are continually lowering their rates just to get those beds occupied. But since she didn’t say, we don’t know.
The above is by no means a comprehensive survey of the candidates or what they stand for. But it does give you some idea about who they are and where they stand. On the one hand we have Fernandez and his fast-tracking ways; on the other there’s Redfern, whose involvement among her core interests (traffic and design) is both considered and considerable. Then there’s Gongora, who’s been there and done that and would like to be given the opportunity to finish what he started. Each of the three has their strengths, and their weaknesses. But until one of them steps up to the plate and tells us once and for all why we should elect him or her over the others, this election is destined to be nothing but a snoozefest. Miami Beach is a world-class city. It’s thriving and driving and in need of somebody who can keep its pace. If these three would-be commissioners can’t show us what they’re made of, we can’t show our support. So Alex and Michael and Gabrielle, do everybody a favor, please. Take off the gloves and start swinging for your supper. Miami Beach wants to see what you’re made of.
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DANCE Big Band Ballet
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With the return of ballet to Miami, it must be season. Miami City Ballet hits the stage with Program 1, an homage to the big band era, complete with costumes, tunes and dance steps. Sounds fabulous and not to be missed. Seats range from $19 to $169. Also treat yourself to a delicious dinner at Prelude by Barton G inside the Opera House. Sounds like a fantastic evening. 8pm. ZIFF BALLET OPERA HOUSE, 1300 Biscayne Blvd. Miami. For info: 305949-6722 or arshtcenter.org
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SOCIAL Ghouls, Goblins & Hotties We love when Halloween starts early. And for the last 23 years, the Halloween bash at Viscaya has always happened a week before everything else. Picture A-list, gorgeous women in scanty costumes, masked men and all around, dizzying halloween mayhem. Sounds delicious. Bloody open bar, creature dancing, ghoulish munchies...the fun goes on and on. The $100 ticket proceeds go to the preservation of Vizcaya’s historic Venetian-style grounds. 8pm. Vizcaya Museum and Gardens, 3251 S Miami Ave., Miami. FOr info: 305-250-9133
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AN EVENING WITH JACKSON BROWNE In many ways, Jackson Browne was the quintessential sensitive Californian singer/songwriter of the early '70s. Only Joni Mitchell and James Taylor ranked alongside him in terms of influence, but neither artist tapped into the post-'60s zeitgeist like Browne. While the majority of his classic '70s work was unflinchingly personal, it nevertheless provided a touchstone for a generation of maturing baby boomers coming to terms with adulthood. Catch Brown at 8pm. Tickets are $66.50. The Fillmore Miami Beach at The Jackie Gleason Theater, 1700 Washington Ave. For info: livenation.com.
MUSIC Madcap Drumming Watching a performance by Dutch drummer Han Bennink is like watching Cirque du Soleil through a periscope. He is constantly tapping and moving and grooving. Bennink can squeeze a melody out of wine glasses, tables, fire alarms and even his teeth with his drumsticks. It is wild to watch and definitely worth heading out to the Byron Carlyle this weekend. He will perform with his Third Man Trio which includes Will Holshouser on the accordion and Michael Moore on reeds. Byron Carlyle Theater, 500 71st St. Miami Beach. For info: 305-867-4192 or byroncarlyle.com.
OCTOBER 24 COMEDY Jerry Seinfeld Recently hailed as “the master stand-up comic of his generation” and “the best comedian of our time” in a Washington Post article by Tom Shales, Seinfeld has an uncanny ability to joke about the little things in life that relate to audiences everywhere. America’s premier comedian is hitting the road in a return to his first love – stand-up comedy. 9:30pm. $51-$81. Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach. For info: 561-832-7469 or kravis.org.
MUSIC Hernan Gamboa Catch a fusion of music and poetry in a one-night concert by Venezuelan musician, Hernan Gamboa. Also playing is the Jorge Quintero Project, five internationally recognized musicians, who play Venezuelan jazz and Latin music. 8pm. Knight Concert Hall, 1300 Biscayne Blvd. Miami. For info: 305-9496722 or arshtcenter.org
OCTOBER 25 MUSIC Ode to Joy
The start of the New World Symphony's 10th Season is a stellar classical music event with a host of huge classical talent performing. Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, Ode to Joy, will be brought to life by four guest soloists including Luca Pisaroni, Anthony Dean Griffey, Christine Brewer and Kendall Gladen. Michael Tilson Thomas will conduct and even the chorus will be big with the Master Chorale of South Florida and the University of Miami Frost Chorale. $15-154. Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts, 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. For info: 305-949-6722 or arshtcenter.org.
OCTOBER 26 ART Iconic Art Long been a supporter of the local emerging art scene, the Leonard Tachmes Gallery has opened their new season with art by renowned Cuban artist, Carlos Luna. Leonard Tachmes Gallery, 3930 NW 2nd Ave., Miami. For info: 305-572-9015.
Below: Torito Power Painting Bull by artist Carlos Lunas. Below Right: Bowling at Lucky Strike. Right: Comedian Jerry Seinfeld.
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Above: Jonathan Eismann of Pacific Time. Below: Drummer Han Bennink.
OCTOBER 27 SOCIAL About Last Night Leave it to the guys behind Pacific Time to come up with a fabulous new way to enjoy an evening out. About Last Night is a weekly cocktail and dinner soiree that is aimed at Miami's gliteratti. (Those that love the nightlife and loved to be photographed). While they are doing what they do best, wining, dining and partying, photogs. will capture the moments and post them on the Pacific Time Facebook page. That's when the fun begins, the next morning those in the know can tag themselves and the people they partied with the night before. 8pm. Pacific Time, 35 NE 40th St. Design District, Miami.
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We know before you came to South Beach from the midwest, you were a scratch bowler. So, instead of yearning for those days in high school where you snuck beer, bowled some frames and ogled the boys and girls around you, head to Lucky Strike and the Miami Beach Gay Bowling League. Now in it's third season, the league meets every Tuesday from 8 - 10pm. 14 local teams will battle it out for ten weeks. Four
WALLET FRIENDLY DATE:
MUSIC Jewel Catch melodic songstress, Jewel, live in concert on November 3. This is not a big extravaganza, just one small woman up on a stage with nothing but two guitars to back her up. Jewel will sing and share stories about her past and inspirations for her songs, she might even yodel! $48. The Fillmore Miami Beach at The Jackie Gleason Theater, Miami Beach
FOR KIDS
NOVEMBER 20 CIRCUS Zing Zang Zoom A thrill-filled, mind-blowing circus spectacular where fun for the entire family is no illusion. Magical Zingmaster Alex and his assistant, Levitytia, lead audience members through an extraordinary world of fantasy and excitement that is sure to be captivating for Children Of All Ages. Don’t miss as apprentice illusionists mysteriously levitate their parents, a four-ton elephant disappears before the audience’s eyes, and the mischievous Mr. Gravity transforms into a ferocious tiger. We know the circus is only in January, but buy your tickets early, on November 20. American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd. Miami. For info: aaarena.com.
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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25: ICHIMURA JAPANESE GARDEN Start your Sunday date with a delicious brunch at Oliver’s Bistro on West Ave. We suggest the Oliver Popover and a delicious Bellini. Then head to the Ichimura Japanese Garden for a romantic stroll. Ancient Japanese sculptures, and artifacts dot the grounds of these beautiful gardens. Located on Watson Island that connects Miami to Miami Beach. Admission is free. 1101 MacArthur Causeway, Watson Island 305-960-4639. Sundays 9:30am-6pm. Oliver’s Bistro, 959 West Ave., Miami Beach. 305-535-3050 for reservations.
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The 411
Loren Ridinger Scott Rosenblum and Eva Longoria Parker
Magia de la Moda Fashion show
COLUMN
A Rally, a Dinner and Designer Duds By Mary Jo Almeida-Shore Photography by Mary Jo Almeida-Shore
maryjoshore@aol.com
PAMS PETS Nary a fur nor leather jacket was in sight during Pamela Anderson’s PETA dinner at Solea at the W South Beach following the A*MUSE fashion show at Setai last Wednesday night. Anderson, dressed headto-toe in A*MUSE, wore a casual cotton T-shirt and mini-skirt, and was quite subdued at the intimate dinner, sitting at her table the entire time, alongside Richie Rich, Baby Chic, Roy and Lea Black, Elaine Lancaster, Brian Long and a few other guests. The specialty dishes were delicious and healthy, contradictory as that may seem, and featured porcini mushroom stuffed ravioli, gazpacho and even a carrot cake concoction that was actually pretty tasty. See, there is life beyond 8 oz and Prime 112. As expected, a couple of jaded guests mused (no pun intended) about picking up Five Guys and cozying up on a fur blanket after the dinner. Later that night, Anderson and friends moseyed over to WALL, where the former “Baywatch Babe” seemed no worse for wear, sipping champagne with PETA president Dan Matthews while BFF Elaine Lancaster spun tunes by ABBA and Erasure for the crowd.
FUNKSHION Prior to the PETA dinner, FUNKSHION presented the A*MUSE fashion line, a collaboration between Pamela Anderson and Richie Rich, in which the
clothes are animal and eco-friendly, one of the highlights of FUNKSHION. The show culminated in a blizzard of artificial pink snow, during which Pamela Anderson walked the runway in her red Baywatch swimsuit (which she can still pull off) alongside Rich, who roller-skated down the runway. Another one of the week’s highlights was the fifth annual “Magia de la Moda” fashion show presented by Vanidades. The event, which is recognized as a driving force in raising awareness of emerging Hispanic designers, was the first-ever fashion show held at Miami’s historic Bass Museum of Art. Emceed by Lili Estefan with special performances by Siudy and Chino y Nacho, “Magia de la Moda” drew a crowd of Miami’s most prominent Latin soap opera stars, television and news personalities. Models, Siudy and television personalities including the Food Network’s Ingrid Hoffmann, Más Sabe el Diablo’s Gaby Espino, Sin Senos No Hay Paraíso’s Catherine Siachoque, Mañana es para Siempre’s Carlos de la Mota, Pecados Ajenos’ Sonya Smith, Paparazzi TV Sensacional’s Fernando del Rincón, Univision’s Oscar Petit and Telemundo’s Jorge Bernal, Mary Gamarra and Azucena Cienco walked the runway to the applause of their peers including Candela Ferro, Khotan, Martin Llorens and Rodner Figueroa. FUNKSHION co-founder Matt Heien told the 411,
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“Beyond a doubt this year's FUNKSHION was amazing: from designers new to Miami like Rio Soul, Abi Ferrin, Liquid Metal and Fragolina Pompandour, to designers that have shown with us in the past like Richie Rich and Nicole Miller. The two venues, the Bass Museum and The Setai, provided the perfect backdrop for these unbelievable runway shows. The feedback we received from the guests, the VIPs and the designers was that we truly are a major marquee event for Florida that everyone loves!”
ROCK FASHION WEEK FUNKSHION offshoot Rock Fashion Week packed in more than 1,200 guests at the Eden Roc each night, including fashion designer Russell Simmons, retired NBA player Dennis Rodman, actress Eva Longoria-Parker, actor Idris Elba, developer Ugo Colombo, supermodel Sarah Mutch, singer/songwriter Jamie Jo Harris, socialites Lisa Pliner and Jillian Jacobson, MTV's Ibis Del Mar Nieves, Bravo’s Ariel Stein, Flo'Rida's DJ Entice, Denim of Virtue founder, Elizabeth Bae, Al Silvestri and more. Rock Fashion Week kicked off with the Pink Dress Collection, a show benefiting Susan G. Komen for the Cure. Designers included Betsy Johnson, Giorgio Armani, Lilly Pulitzer, Luca Luca, Nicole Miller, Pamela Roland and Tadashi, to name a few. Celebrities and Miami notables including CBS 4’s Lissette Gonzalez, NBC 6’s Roxanne Vargas, Fox 7 Deco Drive’s Shireen Sandoval and Jamie Jo Harris walked the runway to support the cause. Dennis Rodman closed the show with a customized number designed by Kayce Armstrong of Art of Shade that brought guests to their feet for a standing ovation. Rodman, who took full advantage of the open Stoli bar, stuck around after his runway stint to sit front row at Russell Simmons’ ARGYLECULTURE and Simmons Jewelry fashion show. Light rain sprin-
kled the runway just as the show began, which didn’t discourage guests as they remained literally dancing in their seats to the up-tempo runway beats. However, once the sprinkles turned into a downpour, guests were taken indoors to the ballroom, where Rock Fashion Week's CEOs Nicole Purcell and Scott Rosenblum quickly and seamlessly relocated guests to an exact replica of the runway inside the hotel’s ballroom. According to our source, after the successful change of venue, Simmons thanked everyone and was heard backstage saying, "Man, I do not know how we pulled this off but that was amazing!" Other spring/summer 2010 designer collections presented throughout the week: Birgit C. Muller Couture, Ella Bella Rozio Couture, Lorie Lester, RaMona LaRue by Arianne, Biatta Intimates, Bullets-4-Peace and KRELwear’s black-light disco glo show. The four-day fashion and entertainment event was presented by Stolichnaya vodka, Mehron professional cosmetics, Elle jewelry, Rado watches and Cutler South Beach.
RALLY WITH A HOUSEWIFE Market America moguls J.R. and Loren Ridinger hosted a chic cocktail at their Miami Beach manse on Friday night for the official announcement of Miami’s first Rally for Kids with Cancer Scavenger Cup, to be held during the weekend of Nov. 20 (more on this as the date approaches). Close friend, Desperate Housewives’ star Eva Longoria-Parker, was on hand to promote the event and provide background about the rally, which is fueled by the desire to help Jackson Memorial Foundation, International Kids Fund (IKF) and Holtz Children’s Hospital in the fight against childhood cancers. After the announcements, Longoria-Parker retreated to the Ridingers’ “small yacht” (oxymoron), Utopia II. We hear the Utopia III is much larger. Special guests at the kick-
Jamie Jo Harris on Runway
Red Leather number at FUNKSHION
off included Mike and Alicia Piazza, Alejandro Sanz, Teresa Gibb and Romero Britto. For more information about the rally, go to: rallyforkids.com.
MARQUIS
The Halloween Sundowner brings the fun a week early this year, helping you get the most out of your costume. This popular Halloween party takes over the historic palace on Oct. 24 at 8 p.m. Guests will be treated to premium liquor, beverages, crunchy snacks (read: eat before going or buy food at the makeshift food court) and music while mingling with 2,000 fellow costumed revelers. There will be a costume contest, so be creative! This party, hosted by the Vizcayans, is for adults 21 and over only and will take place rain or shine. All guests must show a photo ID to enter. In its 23rd year, this event typically sells out, so buy your tickets early. Ticket prices go for $100 per person for members (limit two), and $125 per person for nonmembers. Proceeds benefit Vizcaya’s preservation and restoration. For more information, go to Vizcayahalloween.com or call 305-856-4866, ext. 3. Web purchases are free; $5 will be added to tickets purchased by phone.
Also on Saturday night, Marquis, downtown’s newest luxury condominium and hotel tower, and the Title Sponsor of Friends of New World Symphony, will present the NWS’ first performance at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts of 2009/2010. The Master Chorale of South Florida, University of Miami Frost Chorale and four renowned vocal soloists will join Michael Tilson Thomas and NWS onstage to perform Beethoven’s 9th Symphony. The performances will be followed by the After Hours celebration next door at Marquis’ third floor Luxe Lounge, featuring a live musical performance, The Green Room, classified as “Rock a la U2 meets Franz Ferdinand meets Muse.” The show will be one part DJ, one part original classical music, and one part rock band — all on one stage, in one night, and in one performance. Attendees will also enjoy an open bar, light bites and free valet parking. After Hours is complimentary for Friends members and $40 for non-members. Concert tickets range from $25-$79. After Hours members get a 10 percent discount; VIP members get complimentary tickets (and a 20 percent discount on additional ticket purchases). After Hours valet is complimentary. Call Stacey Glassman at 305-428-6732 to purchase tickets or to buy a membership.
MASQUERADE BALL
CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS:
For a more sophisticated dress-up affair, consider the Young Patronesses of the Opera's 2009 Masquerade Ball, where black tie (which for many of us is considered a costume) and mask are the required attire for a night of “splendor, allure and beauty,” according to the organizers. The party takes place at Eden Roc’s (4525 Collins Ave.) new ballroom, where guests will enjoy decadent food, spectacular music, dancing and a silent auction. Gala Chairpersons Karen Gottlieb, Nicole Lozano, Beth Tasca and Marilyn Wagner promise a majestic evening with unforgettable surprises, including a midnight mask unveiling — very Eyes Wide Shut, don’t you think? All proceeds benefit YPO’s educational programs. The ball begins with a reception at 6:30 p.m. Tickets start at $350 per person, $3,500 per table of 10. For more information, go to ypo-miami.org. To request an invitation, email president@ypo-miami.org.
Celebu-chef Todd English hosted an exclusive Ruffino wine dinner at his Fort Lauderdale eatery, da Campo Osteria, last Wednesday evening. English helped prepare a five-course dinner for the 50+ guests in attendance, including Ruffino Wines CEO Adolfo Folonari. Spotted at Michael Capponi’s new Thursday night party at the W South Beach: Gabrielle Union and Lil’ Jon. Every week the party starts with dinner at Solea, cocktails at WET and dancing at Wall. Retired baseball great Mike Piazza and race car driver Michael Andretti dined at Meat Market (separately) last week. Both were with their families. Kris Allen, American Idol season eight winner – 19/Jive recording artist, will be the main act at the Dolphins tailgate stage on the Grand Plaza on Sunday, Oct. 25, prior to the Dolphins-Saints game at 4:15 p.m.
COMING UP: GET A JUMP-START ON HALLOWEEN AT VIZCAYA’S SUNDOWNER
Pamela Anderson hosts PETA Dinner at Solea at the W South Beach
Dennis Rodman wearing Art of Shade in The Pink Dress Collection fashion show
Ra Mona La Rue by Arianne
ARGYLECULTURE fashion show
Pamela Anderson and Richie Rich
Bullets 4 Peace Angel
Russell Simmons and Dennis Rodman
See more 411 pictures on page 25 Birgit C. Muller Couture
Ella Bella Rozio
KREL Wear
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Great on Great The World’s Best Writers on the World’s Best Writing By John Hood
Do you dig Nabakov? Of course you do. What about Kafka? Hell, even if you haven’t read the wily wordslinger in a while, you cannot not dig what he wrought. Well, what would you say if I told you that Nabakov wrote an entire essay about Kafka’s Metamorphosis and I knew just where you could read it? If you’re like me, or anybody else who cares about the classics, you will be thrilled. And what if I told you Camus wrote about Melville, or that Hesse covered Dostoevsky’s The Idiot, or that E.B. White took his pen to Thoreau’s Walden, and I knew just where you could get with those essays too? You’d do it, wouldn’t you? Indeed you would. And indeed you can, with Tin House Books’ remarkable new collection called The Story (About the Story): Great Writers Explore Great Literature (Tin House Books $18.95). That such an
In addition to the above-mentioned collisions, The Story brings you D.H. Lawrence on Melville’s Moby Dick, Oscar Wilde on Walter Pater, and Seamus Heaney on T.S. Eliot, not to mention the slippery Cynthia Ozick on wonder runt Truman Capote. Beyond the good bit of writers writing about writers and their works though, there are writers writing about the craft itself, including Salman Rushdie, whose first (lost) story, “Over the Rainbow,” sparks a whirlwind, Bollywood-esque look at The Wizard of Oz, and Virginia Woolf assaying the art of critical reading in her elusively titled “An Essay in Criticism” (which really is a rumination on Hemingway). There also are great good efforts from some of our best critics, including James Wood on Chekov and Susan Sontag on Dostoevsky.What’s most remarkable though, besides the lineup, is being privy to
“That such an array even exists is cause for much celebration.” array even exists is cause for much celebration. That it’s been compiled and unleashed by a cool indie publisher only makes it that much more to be joyful for. Tin House Books, in fact, springs from the same-named literary magazine started back in ‘98 by writer/publisher/gadfly Win McCormack. Based, for the most part, in Portland, Ore. (they also have editorial offices in New York), Tin House Magazine has featured everyone from Sherman Alexie to the late David Foster Wallace, not to mention Richard Ford, Miranda July, Rick Moody, Dawn Powell and Donna Tartt. But we’re here to herald Tin House Books, specifically The Story (About the Story), and, like I said, if you care a wit about reading and writing, this book will be a blessed addition to your library. Page 20 • Thursday, October 22 , 2009 • The SunPost • www.miamisunpost.com
the way great writers think and see and read the great works of others. How even the best of the best begin as fans, and, for the most part, maintain an almost breathless enthusiasm throughout their entire lives. Perhaps that’s the mark of a great writer: the capacity to be continually moved by greatness. I know that’s the mark of a great reader. And don’t all writers begin as readers? If you’re interested in the things we tell each other, the tales we pass along, and the works and the workings of those who do the most remarkable telling, then get with The Story (About the Story). At the very least it will inspire you to read. And who knows? It just might inspire you to write as well. Happy wording.
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Potation COLUMN
Wine With a Make Over? By Ewan Lacey
There are certain things in life, and times in life, when one should ‘come out of the closet’ and tell everyone what one really thinks. I recently made my views well known about screw cap wine bottles (the Stelvin cap versus the traditional cork), and I now feel it is time to blow wide open the issues of ‘reconditioning’ older bottles of fine wine. It has for many years been a common practice for fine wine producers, led by the Bordeaux châteaux, to take back and recondition ullaged bottles (where the wine has dropped to a lower level in the neck of the bottle than preferable) or bottles where there are signs of a deteriorating cork - could be seepage, or cork weevil or a dry crumbling cork. Whilst the châteaux are careful not to offer to recork obviously bad bottles, they go through a more or less rigourous process of tasting the bottles when opened and, if ok, topping up often (but not always) with the wine from an opened bottle of the same vintage, recorking with a new cork marked with the reconditioning date, often relabelling and recapsuling, and adding a sticker giving the reconditioning date. It is not only Bordeaux châteaux who do this, although one would believe it best to go back to
many years’ experience and the good fortune of having tasted both the original bottles, untouched with good well-preserved but original corks, against the reconditioned variety, leads me to conclude that reconditioning and clinicing should be stopped. After all, the very words ‘reconditioning’ and ‘clinicing’ imply that the bottle is in some way at best ‘tired’ or at worst chronically sick! I have never tasted a reconditioned bottle that is as good and genuine as the original in best condition. In some instances I have tasted reconditioned and cliniced bottles that are a disgrace to their label. Of course one would never really know where or when the deterioration took place – before, during or even after the ‘treatment’. But experience tells me without a shadow of doubt that this process, whilst probably well-intentioned, verges on a ‘sleight of hand’ on the less knowledgeable consumer. So what, you may ask, do you do with bottles showing signs of deterioration? There is only one answer – drink them quickly, preferably with good friends, so if they are great bottles, enjoyment has been shared, and if they are beyond redemption you will be forgiven. To my mind, the worst trick is somehow to try and refresh these bottles, then resell them as the real thing with the
“That rather over-simplistic description of the ‘reconditioning’ or ‘clinicing’ process is what leads me to ring loud warning bells” source, but the most reliable of the others is Whitwhams Wines in the north of England, who have reconditioned bottles for many years. More recently, Penfolds have instigated a ‘programme’ of reconditioning or ‘clinicing’ bottles of Grange, often travelling around the globe to carry this out, and obtaining publicity for what is seen by them and others as a service to the consumer and trade. That rather over-simplistic description of the ‘reconditioning’ or ‘clinicing’ process is what leads me to ring loud warning bells. Indeed, from
producer’s imprimatur and endorsement. Let me spell out the logic even more clearly. Firstly the bottles which become candidates for the ‘clinic’ are invariably ones showing ullage or deterioration; is the wine inside ever likely to be as good as a bottle with a well-preserved cork? No. Secondly, the best temperature and, even more importantly, humidity and light-controlled cellars tend to yield up far fewer bottles needing reconditioning, than other less perfect storage.
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Some of the best bottles I have drunk are from cold damp cellars in Scotland, where wines from the 1860s and 1870s have perfect moist, supple but, on opening, slightly fragile corks, but they are fine after 130 or 140 years, and the ullage levels are also impressively high. Thirdly, the very opening and topping up process is suspect – are the experts doing this tasting a string of mediocre bottles against one another, only rejecting the very worst? Is the topping up from the same wine or something younger, to add a bit of zip? Lastly, and significantly, it is far easier to produce a fake reconditioned bottle. The cork is new, the labels and capsule are all new, all very easy to copy. It is very difficult to produce an imitation of a genuine 1951 Grange, or 1861 Romanée Saint Vivant. I finish with a final anecdote from our trading experience with Uvine, the world’s first ‘stock exchange’ for great wines. Recently we inspected and offered for sale a vertical (every vintage for a run of nearly 50 years) of a famous wine. The oldest and most valuable had been reconditioned,
amongst some others. We offered on behalf of the seller this set, fully and properly describing which bottles had been reconditioned. After the sale the buyer decided that the most valuable bottle had not been reconditioned well, and reneged on the sale, leaving Uvine to guarantee the transaction as stated in our terms and conditions. Uvine were left with potentially a very considerable loss, over a bottle which some ‘experts’ argued was absolutely the genuine valuable article, whilst other ‘experts’ were much less confident. Fortunately we were able to resolve this contentious problem to everyone’s satisfaction, but it has as you can see brought me right ‘off the fence’ and ‘out of the closet’ on this issue, and Uvine will rarely trade reconditioned bottles, and then only when I have personally inspected the bottles, and know well the provenance. My advice is to try and avoid reconditioned bottles, but for those who are prepared to take the risk be lucky, make sure the price reflects the fact that they have been reconditioned, and caveat emptor.
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Food COLUMN
Mister Chopstik...Ahh... So Good By Marguerite Gil (megs@famae.org)
Walk into this kosher restaurant off of bustling 41st Street on the beach and immediately notice the clean tables and chairs, open kitchen and back open sushi bar. (Here’s a food writer’s tip: Most Chinese restaurants avoid having open kitchens… and there’s a good reason for that). Mister Chopstik is spacious and appealing to the senses. Our waiter whisked us over to a table covered with a crisp white tablecloth, folded black cloth napkins under soft but clear lighting. The walls are The Queen of Hearts looks over her cards. covered with forest green, bamboo-themed wallpaper, which gives the space an Asian outdoor aspect in an air-conditioned, pampered environment. The menu offers an overwhelming array of dishes that include 22 appetizers, 29 different rolls, eight tempura rolls, 18 dinner choices, eight kids’ meals (with spaghetti & meatballs on the list of favorites) and almost 50 lunch specials. We started out with a sushi boat filled By Marguerite Gil (megs@famae.org) with ultra-fresh sushi. If you’re in the mood for “hot-ish” rolls, try the Spicy Tuna Roll, Which has more appeal, WONDER or REALITY? Depends on whom you ask. Artist/indusfilled with chopped tuna, scallions, sesame, trial designer/graphic designer Orhan Cileli believes Wonder is extremely appealing. This radish sprouts and a spicy mayo homemade young, emerging painter is presently showing his Beyond Wonderland exhibition at the Buena sauce. Also on the “boat specialties: menu: Vista Building, 180 N.E. 39th St. (suite 120) in the Design District. In this show he plays with the Yozu Hamachi Roll filled with chopped the idea of a seemingly better alternative to his current reality, which is being a student at DASH A delightful choice of sushi at Mister Chopstik. Below: Sushi in the making. yellowtail, scallions, masago and sesame, (Design and Architecture Senior High) most of the time. topped with a ginger ponzu sauce. As Cileli mentioned during his opening night reception, his perception of Lewis Carroll’s (Charles The “boat” offerings would have been enough food for the evening but we wanted to try the dinner menu Lutwidge Dodgson) witty Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland novel tends to be slightly skewed. Cileli’s choices too. Mister Chopstik uses veal meats rather than pork meats. I tried the Sweet and Sour Chicken paintings establish an industrious duel between with mixed onions, bell peppers and pineapple in the chef’s tasty sweet and sour sauce — yummy. My din19th-century fiction and today’s accelerated ing partner tried the Beef Curry sautéed with onions, bamboo shoots, carrots and potatoes in a tangy curry lifestyles. sauce, which he found delightful too. Vegetarians will also enjoy many of the menu choices. Ask the chef His works are packed with symbolism, to hold the animal protein part of the culibeautifully illustrated and meticulous in detail. nary creations and enjoy veggies, smothThe show runs through Nov. 7, 2009. ered with meatless delicious sauces. Chef’s specials range from Beef with Broccoli to Mongolian Beef to Hawaiian Duck lightly breaded in a sweet pineapple sauce. We enjoyed the exquisite Japanese “cloudy” sake with our dinner, but soft drinks, beers and some wines are available. Overall it was a wonderful dining experience with good food and a professional wait staff in a fun yet efficient, spotless environment. Mister Chopstik is a Glatt Kosher Chinese Restaurant & Sushi Bar that offers takeout catering as well as home delivery. There is an all-you-can-eat buffet every Wednesday night. It is located at 4020 Royal Palm Ave. (a half block from the Forge), Miami Beach. For info: 305-604-0555 or visit misterchopstik.com Left: Alice wonders. Above: Artist Orhan Y.
Art News
Beyond Wonderland
Cileli poses next to his Wonderland painting.
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Teresa Gibb with Jamie Jo Harris
Alejandro Sanz kissing Eva Longoria Parker
Marcus Suarez and Romero Britto
Alicia and Mike Piazza
Duane Mclaughlin, Loren Ridinger, Amber Ridinger, Eva Longoria Parker and JR Ridinger
Kamal Hotchandani, Maria Bravo, Mark Ashley, JR Ridinger, Loren Ridinger, Alejandro Sanz, Maria Checa and Eva Lon
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Fashion LOCAL STYLE PROFILE
Style Child:
Michelle Pooch By Jennifer Fragoso
Michelle Pooch, wife of nightlife and publishing impresario Tommy Pooch, mother of 3-yearold Bella and Miami’s quintessential style maven agreed to sit down and talk fashion. On sight, one is immediately aware of Michelle’s meticulous approach to dressing but in conversation you really get a sense of how passionate she is about what she puts on her body and why. She dresses to please herself and is not swayed by trends but rather interprets trends to suit her taste and lifestyle. Michelle is a fashion maverick among followers. Jennifer Fragoso: How would you define your sense of style? Michelle Pooch: My style depends on my mood. One night I may channel Marilyn Monroe and wear a more form-fitting silhouette, and the next night I could lean towards a Above: Michelle with her Mother. Kate Moss look, edgy and eclectic with a touch of vintage. It all depends on my mood. Far Right: Michelle Who has influenced your style? with signature bangles. Right: My mom has always been an inspiration to me. We both love fashion and I find that Christian Louboutin Monica shared love of fashion is being passed down to my daughter as well. boot. Below: A What is your favorite piece for fall? classic chanel bag. I recently bought this badass black motorcycle jacket. I loved it so much that when I bought it I put it on over the sundress I was wearing and walked out of the store with it on. It is such a great piece and I can work it into just about any look I put on. What is your favorite trend for fall 2009? I don’t follow trends. I draw inspiration from designers and mix pieces that work for me and my body type into my wardrobe and blend the old with the new. The climate in Miami is not really ideal for traditional fall fashion. How do you incorporate fall looks into your wardrobe without melting? Publishing has been in your family for the past two years. What would you say Accessories. For example, I’ll put on my thighwould be your favorite fashion cover to date? high boots with a baby doll dress instead of skinny I have so many magazine covers etched in my mind but if I had to choose one, it jeans and a cashmere sweater. would be of Josie Maran on our 944 Green Issue from April, 2008. The cover was gorgeous and the When you are getting ready for the day, what are the items you never leave home without? content inside the magazine went perfectly with the cover. It was extremely organic. My diamond studs that were given to me by my husband after the birth of our daughter, a big pair You are a mother of a 3-year-old girl. Has that changed the way you approach dressing? of sunglasses and cherry ChapStick. I never leave home without them. Since becoming a Mommy, my approach to dressing during the day has changed a bit. I am defiWhat is your latest fashion obsession? nitely in a lot more flats than ever before but I still get to rock my heels at night. On the flip side, I am Chandelier earrings. I just love them, especially a pair of vintage Lacroix chandeliers that I have. so blessed to have a beautiful little girl who loves fashion as much as I do. It makes me cry every time You seem to have a serious collection of watches. Do you have a favorite timepiece? she tells me I look beautiful. I would have to say my diamond bezel, rose gold Rolex with a mother of pearl face. It is a classic How do you dress Bella? piece that will last a lifetime. I really lean more towards classic pieces of jewelry that I can pass down Bella is very independent when it comes to choosing her wardrobe. She even likes to coordinate to my daughter rather than trendy pieces that will inevitably look dated. her hairstyles to her outfits. People say she is a mini version of me, and if I’m anything like her then I Favorite shoe/boot for fall 2009? must be pretty special because she is the most amazing little person I have ever met. My favorite boot for fall would have to be the Christian Louboutin Monica thigh-high boot. I can’t If you had “nothing to wear,” where would you go first? Why? wait for the slightest chill in the air so I can rock them. That would depend on where I was. For example, my hubby and I were on a vacation and my lugFavorite handbag? gage got lost, so I just slipped on one of his button-down shirts and wore it as a dress and totally The Chanel classic flap bag. I own seven and have told my husband if he is ever stuck on what to made it work. Now if I were in New York and felt like I had “nothing to wear,” I would run to the get me as a gift, he should get me another in a color I don’t already have. nearest H & M. It is my absolute favorite store. What is your biggest fashion regret? With a busy social schedule and a family to attend to, Michelle relishes every opportunity to dress I bought these high-end Lucite stripper-looking heels that I couldn’t even walk in but I thought up when most women simply give up. Whether she is making her way through the throngs of people were all the rage. Even though I look back and wonder what I was thinking, I can’t really hang my at the Delano on Tuesday nights or bringing little Bella to a play date, the art of personal presentation head down in shame because I ended up meeting my best friend, Vanessa Malchev, one night because is alive and well in the hands of this Style Child. And with that, our heads should nod in recognition of we were both wearing the same shoes. Fashion mistake or fate; take your pick. her efforts to keep Miami Beach fashionably beautiful. Page 26 • Thursday, October 22, 2009 • The SunPost • www.miamisunpost.com
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