The Story Matters
Mayhem p. 4 Dita Von Teese, Buxom Mannequins, Roger Vivier and a glass of champers.
Vol. XXIV No.48
November 26, 2009
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THE NEW STRIP Hailing 79th Street’s Eateries
LETTERS P.2
MAYHEM P.4
POLITICS P.6
HISTORY P.8 411 P.12
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BOUND P.18
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ARTS P. 19
FASHION P. 22
Letters The Real Truth About Cuban President General Machado To the Editor: I read the article that John Hood had written and most of the history of Beny Moré and other celebrities is true. I know about the history of Cuba and of Cuban President General Gerardo Machado-Morales. What the narrator of this article has written only was given the typical Communist Castroist brainwash propaganda that the former Cuban President Machado had banned bongos and other popular Cuban musical instruments. That is complete and total hogwash because there were popular Cuban bands back in the 1920s that indeed used the bongos and congas and their form of background music. If indeed, former mayor of Santiago, Cuba, had banned the congas and bongos, then his son, Desi Arnaz, would have never learned to play those instruments that his father indeed trained him to play and he would have never become the famous Cuban musician that played in New York, Cuba and throughout the world. The real truth about General Machado is that he was elected by his own people as president of Cuba not just once, but twice. During his administration, he created thousands of new well-paying jobs and built the famous Carretera Central de Cuba, or Central Highway of Cuba, which stretched from Cape San Antonio in Pinar del Rios to the Town of Maisi all the way in Oriente. It stretched about 1,400 miles from east to west. He built the University of Habana, where students pushed the famous president's car for about 10 to 20 blocks of the old historical city. Machado also completed the historically famous Malecon at the seaside of Habana. Furthermore, Machado brought into Cuba many large businesses from Europe and the United States to create many jobs and an improving economy to the island nation. Such businesses as Sears Roebuck, Firestone Tire Company, Goodyear Tire Company, Florsheim Shoes, Coca-Cola and other large businesses boomed Cuba's economy to a point where the island nation was not affected as much by the Great Depression that brought suffering to the United States and other countries all over the world, including Stalin's Soviet Union, where millions of Russians had died as a result of the Depression. Cuba also was once the biggest producer of sugar, tobacco and nickel. Cuba's sugar was the main contributor for the U.S. war effort during World War II. Also, Cuba was an ally of the United States during World War II and even sank the U-176, which raged havoc through the Florida Gulf stream in 1943. As to the Mafia, they were everywhere — in Cuba, Italy, United States and other European nations. This compares to saying that today Los Angeles, Detroit, New York or even Russia has major gangs that infest those areas with crime. Throughout history, organized crime is a problem that never goes away, though everyone wants to rub it in with this particular past history of this island country. What mainstream media won't write in their papers is that there is still a Mafia today in Cuba and it is known as the Castro regime, run by the Castro Brothers. Now what General Machado did do as president was fight against a Communist Party that infested Cuba and began committing acts of terrorism within the island nation. Shopping centers and hotels were being bombed by these terrorists. When Machado reacted and placed martial law, the Cuban Army secured Habana and arrested or took military action to protect its citizens. Then the Communist Party started to vilify the Cuban President. Che Guevara and Raul Castro even had one of their suicide drones bomb the America Movie Theatre of Habana in 1957, killing innocent women and children. It is known today as the Carl Marx Theatre. Sounds familiar to when President George W. Bush took action against terrorism and the leftist radical liberals here began to vilify him because of the rightful actions he took as President of this great nation to protect its citizens. The left also labeled Machado as a cattle rustler. What the left won't say is that General Machado stole the cattle from the Spanish Army in Cuba to feed his Cuban people that were being oppressed and starved by the same Spanish Rulers at the time of the Spanish American War. Machado even supplied Teddy Roosevelt's Rough Riders with the necessary stolen meat to survive and defeat the Spanish Army at San Juan Hill, just outside of Santiago of Cuba. It sure was not fair to the Imperialist Spanish at that time. Do you know why I know all this? Why, I am the great-great-grand nephew of that Cuban president. One of his younger brothers is my great-great grandfather and was a Colonel of Cuban Mambi Army, which fought under the command of General Calixto Garcia at Las Villas Province. Not even the same brutal Castro totalitarian regime can ever erase the true history of Cuba. My best advice for John — please go to a library here in Little Havana and read the English version of the history of Cuba. Benny was sure famous and all Cubans will never forget him. As to the wild scene and the celebrities of the past, people will always be people. Jose Machado Miami WE WELCOME LETTERS TO THE EDITOR FROM OUR READERS FOR PUBLICATION. IF YOUR LETTER IS USED, PERSONAL INFORMATHE LETTER WRITER'S NAME AND HOMETOWN WILL BE PUBLISHED. PLEASE KEEP YOUR LETTER TO 250 WORDS OR LESS. LETTERS@ MIAMISUNPOST. COM OR P. O. BOX 191870, M IAMI B EACH, FL 33119 TION IS FOR VERIFICATION PURPOSES ONLY.
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Tropical Mayhem BITS AND PIECES OF MIAMI LIFE
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Roger Vivier Opens in Bal Harbour It all started when an amazing and far-seeing Italian designer came to South Beach and saw something that no-one else did. That designer was Gianni Versace and his signature boutique, the first in Florida, opened on Washington Avenue. Since then the list of designers opening boutiques has been long and luxurious running the gambit from Tina Turk to Yigal Azrouël, Roberto Cavalli to Carolina Herrera and now we can count Roger Vivier among the plethora of elite designers who have opened signature brand boutiques on our beautiful shores. Count on divine shoes, delicate beaded bags and other delicious accessories. The grand opening brings the sublime Inès de la Fressange, the ambassador of the Roger Vivier brand this Tuesday evening from 7 to 9pm at Roger Vivier Bal Harbour Shops Boutique, 9700 Collins Avenue, Bal Harbour.
THAT’S JUST WRONG! This is a mannequin in a store window on Lincoln Road. Luckily, there was an "un-enhanced" version right next to it for those of us that wouldn't quite fill her shoes (if you know what I mean)....Seriously!
“Dita often gets compared to famous burlesque dancer Gypsy Rose Lee. Besides their careers in burlesque, the two dancers also share a love of haute couture clothing.” Page 4 • Thursday, November 26, 2009 • The SunPost • www.miamisunpost.com
Burlesque Anyone? Famed photographer Sheryl Nields brings burlesque superstar Dita Von Teese to life in a series of flip books that capture her most intimate performances. A perfect collectible book for fans of Dita, classic burlesque devotees, or for anyone who loves a playful and beautifully packaged book, Dita: Stripteese is an exquisite visual tribute to this oneof-a-kind performer, featuring three of her most beloved dances: Martini Glass Show: Dita's most famous burlesque act, a traditional striptease that culminates with her bathing herself in an oversize martini glass. Bird of Paradise Show: Burlesque's brightest star reinvents the classic feather fan dance with two lush oversize feather fans of exotic, rare magenta pheasant feathers inside a gilded Victorian birdcage. Classic Striptease: This striptease features Dita dressed in a vintage suit complete with a veiled hat, seamed stockings, and sky-high stilettos. Dita Von Teese will be autographing at Books & Books, Miami Beach on December 4th at 4pm. booksandbooks.com for more information.
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Politics COLUMN
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JB On Good Government By Jeffrey Bradley Ever wonder what really happens up on the dais? Us, too. To help you out, we thought we’d start keeping score by means of our favorite armchair sport: Commissioner Handicapping. Talk about your opportunities for Thursday-morning quarterbacking! I bet you’re wondering how to play. First we’ve got to sort out the players, if possible; then determine which side which is on, if possible; then describe the ground rules, if possible. (Phew!) If it sounds confusing, that’s because we’re not talking Miss Marple’s Rules of Etiquette here. Nobody said this was easy. But even if we never learn the final score, it’s fun just to be at the ballpark! Ready? Commissioners, you first. Remember this old tune? Here, I’ll hum a few bars: And it’s one, two, three strikes you’re out… at the old ball game! Say, if this catches on we could get that Sham-Wow guy for the play-by-play. And he could throw out the first pitch and holler “Play politics!” instead of ball. In the Big Leagues, if you make the big bucks then you’re expected to swing for the fences So, we’ve listed the approximate costs of the elections to give us a starting point for ranking our All-Stars — the best team money could buy — and see what we might expect by way of return. Here are some sums — just the hard money — that got us our current lineup (includes a quick thumbnail “scouting report”): • Matti Bower: Had $62,000 on hand four days before this election; spent $83,000 on previous election. (This figurehead from another era is enshrined somewhere beyond the centerfield fence.) • Jerry Libbin: Had $109,000 on hand four days before this election; spent $256,000 on previous election. (A wily pro that could just as easily toss you an inside curve as a brush-back fastball; watch out for that wicked change-up!) • Jonah Wolfson: Spent $202,000 on previous election. (Careful; this Billy Martinesque figure is prone to arm-waving tantrums that could end up with dirt being kicked on your shoes.) • Michael Gongora: Had $152,000 on hand four days before this election; spent $237,000 on previous losing bid. (Recently recalled from Triple A — he was exiled for throwing the spitter — displays questionable judgment while running the bases, and a tendency to get picked off of first.) • Deede Weithorn: Spent $102,000 on losing, then $154,000 on winning election. (Often stays on the field whatever the inning as she seems uncertain which side she’s on.) • Ed Tobin: Spent $178,000 on previous election. (Is predisposed to bet his own draft picks, who end up not making the team.) • Jorge Exposito: Had $101,000 on hand 4 days before the election. (Currently riding the bench for recent unsportsmanlike conduct; was brought up to the Bigs too quickly and will no doubt pull double duty as cleanup hitter/batboy.) Riding the pine with him is Alex Fernandez — $82,000 on losing bid — and erstwhile commission candidate (Gabrielle Redfern, team mascot, spent $5,000). Though unelected, Alex makes the cut as a utility player for surfacing as Jorge’s Exposito’s new chief-of-staff (unfortunately reinforcing the viewpoint that backroom deals are cut in private, and endorsement is politicalspeak for Now You Owe Me). Jorge Gonzalez: Makes $225,000 as unelected city manager. (This team co-captain frets constantly over being caught in a suicide-squeeze or rundown.) While not staggering, these sums are kind of a lot. And all kidding aside, they’re revealed to simply answer the question What do we get for our money? Is it high performance leadership in line with all the money spent? See, we assume that anyone running so ardently for public office must be driven by a fierce desire. Therefore everyone on the commission gets the benefit of the doubt — and a pat on the back for serving under difficult circumstances. And who wants to think that politics is driven by self-advancement and, by the public good, not so much? In that event, here are some scenes we’d like to see: Policy being shaped not by constituencies but for constituents. (Any elected official or administration type that’s fuzzy on the difference between the two need only enquire here.) It would also be nice to see more than a veneer of civility, professionalism and competence while advancing the public interest. A lot of money has been spent; it’s time to step up and really deliver. Welcome to the Bigs. Page 6 • Thursday, November 26, 2009 • The SunPost • www.miamisunpost.com
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A Special Moment in Time COLUMN
Debunking the Orange Blossom Myth: Part four By Seth H. Bramson mrfec@yahoo.com
As was noted in last week’s column, the orange blossom myth is and always has been a fable and a fairy tale, a story told by those seeking to attract new travelers, farmers and residents to the shores of Biscayne Bay. While it always had a certain allure, it was easy to dissect it and prove its unlikelihood if not its complete lack of veracity. Think about it! Would Florida’s greatest name simply extend his railroad sixty miles because a woman who was the daughter of old family friends sent him some orange blossoms? Not even a chance! Last week’s and the two previous week’s columns noted the progression of events leading to the eventual extension of the Florida East Coast Railway to the shores of Biscayne Bay and documented the occurrences (particularly the great freezes of December 1894 and January and February, 1895) that led to Henry Flagler’s bringing the railroad to the as-yet-unnamed settlement which, in July of 1896, would become the City of Miami. And Julia Tuttle, the mother of Miami, did not — ever — send Mr. Flagler some orange blossoms! The arrival of the railroad, with the first train — a construction train — arriving on April 15, 1896, was followed one week later by the first passenger train. While one of Miami’s great historians and researchers, Larry Wiggins, wrote a fine article for the Tequesta magazine of the Historical Museum discussing and using original issues of the Miami Metropolis, the city’s first newspaper, as documentation, the facts as stated by the FEC do not support the conclusions drawn by Mr. Wiggins regarding the dates of the first trains. Not only do the FEC’s official documents clearly state the arrival date as April 15, but no less an icon of Miami history than Isidor Cohen, Miami’s first permanent Jewish settler, who arrived on February 6, 1896, also gives the date as April 15, noting that when the first passenger train arrived a week later he was there to shake Mr. Flagler’s hand. In any event, Miami, without ever having been a village, town or incorporated area of any kind, sprang into existence as a full-blown city on July 28, 1896, with (depending on the account) 343, 344 or 345 of the 502 eligible voters (including a good few black men) deciding on incorporation. Sadly and unhappily, within just a few years, segregation would rear its ugly and vile head and the black people of Miami were relegated to decades of life as second-class citizens. The aforementioned Mr. Cohen was one of the signers of the city’s charter. Stepping back in time for a moment, it should also be noted that the aforementioned Metropolis first saw the light of day with the publication of its first issue on April 15, 1896, one month before the arrival of the first train. There are three known copies of that first issue, two of which are in the Historical Museum,
Left: Henry Flagler. Right: Julia Tuttle
while the third reposes regally in The Bramson Archive, which, of course, is the largest private collection of Miami memorabilia and Floridiana in America and may be viewed by appointment. Several months passed as Miami went through the rituals of birth, electing a mayor and council, appointing a marshal and making plans for growth. Mr. Flagler, meanwhile, was also busy, as, keeping his promise and work to Julia Tuttle and William Brickell as part of their contractual arrangements, he had his forces hard at work on Miami’s first great hostelry, the fabled Royal Palm Hotel. The Royal Palm was a very special entity, for as soon as the opening of the five-story hotel, which cost $750,000 to construct and could accommodate 600 guests, it was the center of Miami’s social life and would remain so during the entirety of its much too brief life. Opening with a grand and gala ball on December 31, 1896 and receiving her first guests on January 1, 1897, the magnificent wooden hotel, with golf links, bowling, fine dining and all other amenities then expected of a Flagler property, would be ravaged by the 1926 hurricane, remaining shuttered until a brief few weeks during the 1928 season when the FEC Hotel Company made one last, brief effort to revitalize the aging property. Closing for good, the hotel was torn down in 1930 but the orange blossom myth would be accepted by otherwise legitimate historians until first debunked by this writer in a 1972 article. Seth H. Bramson is Greater Miami’s single most published history book author: 12 of his 17 books deal directly with the villages, towns, cities and people of Miami-Dade County and he is currently writing the history of Hallandale Beach, his first Broward County book. Adjunct Professor of History at both FIU and Barry University, he is the company historian of the Florida East Coast Railway.
The Royal Palm Hotel
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Left to right: Jeffrey of Magnum. Alex Richter of the Schnitzel House. Kevin Cooper and Avery Christmas of Capt Crab. Lou of Boteco. Liza and Gigi of Anise. Chef Kris Wessek of Red Light.
COVER STORY
THE NEW STRIP Hailing 79th Street’s Eateries Written by John Hood
Everybody knows that 79th Street goes from the Mainland to the Beach. But what many folks might not be aware of is that the throughway also takes you to Greece, Germany, Brazil and, in a way, New Orleans, not to mention out to the deep, blue sea. And it does it all without having to leave the comfort of Miami. We’re talking about 79th Street eateries, of course. No, there aren’t as many as Lincoln Road (not yet anyway). And they’re not even as well known as some of those on Biscayne (ditto). But all that’s just a matter of time. Because once the world gets a taste of what this new Strip has to offer, 79th Street will count as another place to be. The SunPost went out and grubbed at the quartet of 79th Street’s scrumptious eateries. Here’s how we fared: ANISE TAVERNA When Ouzo’s moved off the Beach, it was another sign that crossing the causeways would no longer be an essential part of Miami life. It also was a great loss to those across the causeways. But when someone loses, someone else generally gains. And in this case it’s the Upper East Side, which now not only boasts one of the best Greek eateries in town; it can boast of being home to one of Miami’s coolest couples. I speak of course of Liza and Gigi, owners and operators of the newly beloved Anise Taverna. Yes, it was they who were behind what was once Ouzo’s. And it is they who are hands-on at Anise every night of every week. Naturally even the most charming of couples can’t keep a place in business if the food’s not up to snuff. In Anise’s case, it’s up to snuff and then some. This being Greek, there’s a heavy emphasis on the Mediterranean, though to be fair most of the fish comes from right in our own backyard ocean. But the combination of fully fresh and wholly traditional makes for some dynamite dishes. To share there’s everything from Grilled Octopus to White Anchovy Filets to Prawns Anise,
which with its dash of Pernod will spur your taste buds to whole new heights. Mains also run the gamut, be it the Royal Dorade or the Mediterranean Sea Bass (both served whole), or the PanSeared Snapper Filet. There’s also a Seafood Paella that your Greek Grandma could’ve made if she was cool like that, and a Grilled Seafood Feast that features nearly everything in the sea. Of course even Greeks don’t live by fish alone; hell, some of the time they don’t even eat Greek. And for them, Anise serves its infamous New Zealand Baby Lamb Chops and the Spicy Moroccan Lamb Sausage. Anise also has a $35 “prix fixe” menu that encompasses a particularly vivid assortment of delicacies. And if you can keep your mind from drifting over the waterfront, you’ll take note of its vast array. Mostly though you’ll know that you’re in the kinda eatery where comfort and cool all add up to one great big delish.
BOTECO Perhaps it’s the Brazilians’ staunch nationality. Or maybe it’s just a case of right time/right place. Then again it could be simply that the food Please see Eateries on page 20
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A SCENE FROM COCO BEFORE CHANEL
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November 27
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5:
THEATER Gem of the Ocean
ART IS FOR EVERYONE
Directed by Miami’s John Pryor, Gem of the Ocean is the first in a dramatic series of African-American experiences in the 20th century written by August Wilson, Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright. It is set in 1904 when Blacks are still dealing with the aftermath of slavery of the soul but not the body. Opening Night Cast Reception. 8pm. $30. Through Dec. 20. M Ensemble, 12320 W. Dixie Hwy., North Miami. 305899-2217 or themensemble.com.
Converse celebrates the creative spirit and artist in everyone with an evening of free music and art. Happening at the conclusion of Art Basel, it's an open invitation -- to be inspired and create. The evening will feature live music by artists Kinky and Mala Rodriguez. In their first-ever US installation, German street-artist Mentalgassi, will showcase their largest installation ever, a massive 95' creation. The event will also present a series of mini-documentaries that shine a light on everyday artists from around the world. The highlight of the evening will be an audience participation in an original creation of public art - one giant act of creative expression. 9pm. Free. The Awarehouse, 550 NW 29th Street, Miami.
November 27- 29 THEATER Scrooge in Rouge
This should be a wild and crazy evening. Scrooge in Rouge offers giddy games of gender with all the familiar sounding Dickensian characters, but with a comic bend. The entire show is performed by three vesatile actors who slip in and out of 24 characters throughout the show. All this mayhem is accompanied by a pianist. 8pm. $45. Cinema Paradiso, 503 SE 6 Street, Fort Lauderdale. For info: 954-525-3456
November 28
SOCIAL The White Party Kicking off a huge week long celebration that culminates into the best, baddest bash in Miami is White Party. Celebrating 25 years of raising funds for HIV/AIDS this event is responsible for bringing Miami together for a great cause. This year is being touted as the bash of the century hosted by Miami's legendary Kitty Meow and Elaine Lancaster. Expect a live performance by Exposé on the main stage, a food court filled with Miami restaurants, local bars and nightclubs, Silent Auction and the Viva Las Divas Casino Lounge with games and prizes. All on ten acres of the renaissance gardens of Viscaya. 6:30pm. $150 general. $250 VIP. 3251 S. Miami Avenue, Miami. For info: whiteparty.org
formance from rocking DJ Little Louie Vega. The night's festivities are called Dance Ritual. Sounds fun. Free Belvedere vodka until 11pm. $10 cover. Doors open at 10pm. The Vagabond, 30 NE 14th St., Miami. For info: 305-379-0508 or thevagabondmiami.com.
November 28 MUSIC
Soul, R&B and a Little Hip Hop
November 28
ART Twenties Style The renowned artist and Miami native Clifford Bailey will host an exhibition of his works to benefit the Actors' Playhouse at the Miracle Theatre. Bailey is best known for his musical ensemble and portrait paintings that evoke the era and ambiance of the roaring twenties with a modern twist. 5pm. Free. Actors Playhouse at the Miracle Theatre, 280 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables. For info: actorsplayhouse .com.
November 28
CLUB Rockin’ da House Part of the fabulous one-nighter Back Door Bamby at the Vagabond, will be a one-night only per-
RIGHT: R.KELLY. BELOW: DANCERS AT THE WHITE PARTY. BELOW LEFT: PETER FRAMPTON.
Catch the best-dressed crooner in music, when R. Kelly hits town for a soulful mix of R&B and an occasional Rap. (Maybe it's those white suits). Debuting in 1992 with the group Public Announcement, Kelly went solo in 1993 for a successful solo career starting with the album, 12 Play. Kelly is known for a collection of hit singles including Bump n' Grind, I Believe I Can Fly, Gotham City, Ignition, If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time, The World's Greatest, and the hiphopera Trapped in the Closet. $51.50. 8pm. Revolution Live, 200 W Broward Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. For info: 954-727-0950 or jointherevolution.net.
November 28
ART Be a Part of the Art And, so it begins. Art Basel is here in all it's glory. To kick off things in a really fun way, the Bakehouse will be having opening kick-off cocktails. Enjoy live Music with the Spam All Stars as you look at the art. In the Main Gallery, BAC artists confront the idea of the overwhelming sensory qualities of Art Basel inSensory Overload., based on the traditional five senses. In the Swenson Gallery, a small works exhibition called 5X7 will be shown. A variety of media, all 5X7 in size will be for sale at $100 each. Once a piece is purchased a photo will be taken of the new owners and their piece of art. The picture will then be hung on the wall in www.miamisunpost.com • The SunPost •November 26, 2009 • Page 13
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place of the piece, becoming part of the exhibition. 7 to 11pm. Free. Open Bar. Bakehouse Art Complex, 561 NW 32nd Street Miami. For info: 305.576.2828 or bacfl.org.
November 28
MUSIC Andrea Bocelli Widely regarded as the most popular Italian singer in the world, Andrea Bocelli hits Miami for a onenight only performance. So if you love the voice of this blind operatic tenor, then run, don't walk to your laptop to buy up some tickets. 8pm. $77.75-$352.75. BankAtlantic Center, 1 Panther Pkwy. Sunrise. For info: 954-835-8000.
November 28
November 29
MUSIC Peter Frampton This writer has loved (and when I say loved, I mean looooved) Peter Frampton since the 70's and the Rock Opera Tommy. I have followed his career avidly and even got to see him at the U of M in the 80's, the day after he cut off all of his hair. These were major happenings in my short life at the time. So now, you can groove alongside me and some other oldies at the Frampton concert at the Hard Rock. 7pm. $45-$85. Hard Rock Live, Hollywood. For info: 954-797-5531
November 30
FILM The Other Coco Chanel
ART Robert Ransom Thiele
If you love Chanel, (and which woman doesn't?) then don't miss the fabulous movie, Coco before Chanel. The biographical film tells the story of Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel, who began her life as a headstrong orphan and later became the legendary couturier who embodied the modern woman, symbolizing success, freedom and style. In French with English subtitles. 7pm. $10. Miami Beach Cinematheque, 512 Espanola Way. Miami Beach. For info: 305-673-4567 or mbcinema.com.
Three decades of Robert Ransom Thiele's work will be on exhibit this week showcasing predominantly sculpture from the 1980s and paintings from the 1990s and 2000s. Free. Dorsch Gallery, 151 NW 24th St. Miami. For info: 305-576-1278 or dorschgallery.com
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November 28
BOOKS Cuba Explored Author Kevin Treister will showcase his new book, Havana Forever at Books & Books. The closed nature of contemporary Cuban society both has frozen and preserved much of Havana's urban design and has prevented many tourists from experiencing the wide range of beautiful buildings and public spaces found in the island nation’s visually stunning capital. In Havana Forever, Kenneth Treister's sublime photographs capture the multiple faces of one of the world's great cities. Along with coauthors Felipe Prestamo and Raul Garcia, he explores not only Havana’s unique architecture but also its culture, people, urban plazas and parks, pedestrian environment, monuments, landmarks, food, music, dance, colonial history, and idiosyncrasies from cigars to the Tropicana Supper Club. 7pm. Free. Books & Books, 265 Aragon Avenue, Coral Gables. For info: 305-442-4408 or booksandbooks.com.
December 1
ART Solo Decollage
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 29: GHOST TOURS We think this would make an excellent date night. Head on up to The Stranahan House in Ft Lauderdale for their Ghost Tours. Just imagine, you, your date getting all cuddly as you prance around a really old and spooky house. Imagine the cuddles in on the water in the River Ghost Tour. Oooh, spooky. Docents dressed in Victorian mourning clothes relay the old customs and superstitions from days gone by. The parlor is staged as a Victorian funeral and the procedure for preparing for the home funeral is explained. The history of Tombstones, from the very crude stones in the 1800's to the beautiful art forms in the 1900's will also be part of the tour. Then hit the water for a boat ride on the New River where you will be regaled with tales of the spirits. Maybe even encounter a few of your own along the river. $20 per person 7:30pm and 8:30pm. Stranahan House, 335 SE 6th Avenue, Fort Lauderdale. For info: 954-524-4736.
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Part of the Art Basel art mayhem is an opening for New York-based artist Francesca DiMattio. Decollage describes the process DiMattio uses of cutting, tearing and peeling away images to explore collage through large banners and a site-specific mural conceived specifically for Locust Projects' new space in Miami's Design District. 6-10pm. Locust Projects, 155 NE 38th Street, Miami. For info: 305.576.8570 or locustprojects.org
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BOOKS Miami Babylon Don't miss an encore reading from author Gerald Posner of the book that has had Miami's elite shaking in their respective boots. A really great read. Posner's singular report tells the real story of how this small urban beach community was transformed into a world-class headquarters for American culture within a generation. It is a story built by dreamers and schemers. And a steroid-injected cautionary tale. 8pm. Free. Books & Books, 265 Aragon Avenue, Coral Gables. For info: 305-4424408 or booksandbooks.com.
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The 411
Stephane Queralt arrives with the first cases of Beaujolais Nouveau
Jennifer Behar, Tara Solomon, Belkys Nerey
Simon Rex & BN Hippie
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Fasten Your Seatbelt By Mary Jo Almeida-Shore maryjoshore@aol.com
Stephane Queralt and his hippies
This week goes to turkey, football, and shopping…so enjoy your tryptophan/sports –induced coma- and fasten your seatbelt, because next week is going to be a doozy. No, we are not referring to the official start of the holiday season, (for those of you who are still taking down your Halloween decorations), we are talking about Art Basel, which is looming right around the corner, starting on December 3- for four days, (that’s 96 hours) of all of the mind-blowing art, international flair, and cocktailing a human body can endure (and then some). So enjoy Thanksgiving weekend- get some shopping done (pick up some under-eye cream and concealer, oh and don’t forget those power bars) and get some rest. We will have your Art Basel line-up for you next week. As for last week, the star-studded Rally for Kids weekend capped off a whirlwind week which included the Diesel:U:Music Concert, Georges Duboeuf wine release motorcade complete with Love Bus and celeb sightings around every corner.
RIDE EVA, RIDE...
Actress Amber Heard at the Diesel event
Danny Masterson at the Diesel event
Santigold performing at the Diesel event
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Everyone’s favorite (not-so-desperate) “Housewife,” Eva Longoria Parker, alongside BFFs, J.R. and Loren Ridinger, joined forces with 20 other celebs, to chair the first Rally for Kids with Cancer Scavenger Cup in Miami to benefit the Jackson Memorial Foundation, International Kids Fund (IKF) and Holtz Children’s Hospital. Kind of like an Amazing Race on steroids, the Rally events began on Friday night, at the “Qualifiers” Celebrity Draft Party, at the Ridingers’ North Bay Road manse, where each driver drafted his/her Celebrity Navigator. J.R. Ridinger, whose Market America team raised the highest amount, over $69, 000, drafted Longoria Parker. After brunch on Saturday, Loren Ridinger waved the checkered flag to signal the start of the race, which would include a total of 7 pit stops throughout Miami. Each team was required to find and solve a clue in order to determine the
location of the subsequent stop. The race was extremely competitive. Team Market America even set up a control center with computers where Loren helped find answers for trivia questions while J. R. and Longoria Parker figured out the pit stop locations. When asked about their favorite pit stops, J.R. and Longoria Parker conveyed to the 411 that their favorite was the comedy stop at Blue Martini, where they had to perform a timed, impromptu comedy act together. They said they were completely put on the spot but loved it, especially since they were the only team to receive a ten from each of the three judges. A close runner up involved a jet-ski race out on the ocean where they had to find a hidden flag on the buoy that held the clue to the next location. They won this stop also, beating the other teams by finding the flag in just 2 minutes and 66 seconds! The consensus among all team members was that the most touching pit stop was at Jackson Memorial’s Holtz Children’s Hospital, during which the contestants interacted with the children, who created paintings of each team. On Saturday night, the festivities continued at the Winner’s Circle “Jeans & Jewels” gala at the Eden Roc, featuring a live auction where the most popular (high-priced) item was an intense kiss from Gilles “Sex and the City shower scenesdo not give him a towel” Marini (imagine what they would have gotten for a shower), followed by an extravagant dinner and entertainment by the legendary Gipsy Kings. The winning team, Market America, (the Ridingers and Longoria Parker insist this wasn’t fixed) received a huge trophy and bragging rights, which they proudly exercised throughout the evening. During the gala, Longoria Parker surprised the charming and charismatic Loren Ridinger, who happened to be celebrating her birthday, with a special presentation. “Eva had all of my celebrity friends create the most amazing video for me, in which she asked each one three questions: what they love
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about me, have learned from me, and the most special moment... it is something I will have forever.” Ridinger explained that while she was blown away by the video, she can’t think of anything more special than providing these beautiful children with the care they so need. “That is the best birthday gift of all. Rally for Kids is so different- it really puts the FUN back in ‘FUNdraising’... we can’t wait until next year.” After the gala, the Ridingers retreated to their yacht with a few close friends for the “after, after party,” where the Gypsy Kings performed a private birthday concert. Other participating celebrities in the Rally, included: Adam Rodriguez, CSI: Miami; Amaury Nolasco, Prison Break; Eric Winter, The Ugly Truth; Eva La Rue, CSI: Miami; Roselyn Sanchez, Without a Trace; Sofia Milos, CSI Miami; Jennifer Morrison, House; John Noble, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers; Marina Sirtis, Star Trek The Next Generation, and Robin Antin, founder of The Pussycat Dolls and Girlicious, to name a few.
ALL YOU NEED IS WINE Georges Duboeuf, the winery well-known for its artistic labels, a new one of which is debuted every year with much fanfare, celebrated the official release of the 2009 Beaujolais Nouveau at Au Pied Du Cochon on November 19th in conjunction with the launch of a food drive to benefit Feeding South Florida (formerly Daily Bread Food Bank). Duboeuf winemaker, Stéphane Queralt arrived with the first case of Beaujolais Nouveau in a vintage Volkswagen “Love Bus” accompanied by a busload of hippies and chefs on motorcycles. Biker chefs included: Sean Bernal, Oceanaire Seafood Room; Sean Brasel and Mickey Deshane, Meat Market; Stéphane Hainaut, Barton G the Restaurant; Carla and Luis Lopez Soyka; Bruno Macazaga, Villagrande Club at Porto Vita; Kieran Masek, ONE Group-STK; Gerdy Rodriguez, MIA at Biscayne. The Hippie-Chic arrival was celebrated with a lavish lunch and, of course, lots of wine.
DIESEL BRINGS THE MUSIC Over 1200 music lovers, including celebrities, locals, DJs (Ruckus, DJ Mom Jeans, Irie) bands and just
Joel Hock President, Solutions with Impact and founder of Rally for Kids with Cancer with Sofia Milos (Actress, CSI: Miami)
about every club owner in South Beach crammed into the Paris Theatre last Tuesday night for a great night of music and all things Diesel at the Diesel:U:Music Concert- the final stop on the U.S. tour. One of the evening’s highlights was when Kid Cudi performed his number #1 hit single, "Day and Night,” which has topped the Hip Hop, R&B, Pop and Dance charts (sing it, Ah, Ah, Ah Ah…). An insider reports that it was like being at the MTV Movie Awards when Cudi hit the stage, and worked more than a thousand screaming fans into a dancing frenzy. The Miami concert was the final tour stop in the United States. The Diesel:U:Music Tour made stops in Berlin, NYC, London, Paris, Tokyo before wrapping up in Sydney on Wednesday.
JR Ridinger CEO and president of Market America with Eva Longoria Parker, Actress "Desperate Housewives", honorary chair and Loren Ridinger, Senior Vice President of Market America, and the Event Chair.
Sofia Milos (Actress, CSI: Miami) with International Kids Fund Patient
Eva La Rue (Actress, CSI: Miami) with International Kids Fund Patient
COMING UP: PARTIES AT MANSION Mansion will serve as ground zero for Diddy’s Miami birthday party on Friday, November 27 (he threw a huge bash at the Plaza in New York last Thursday). On November 29, superstar DJ, David Guetta, will present his One Love Tour at the mega-club. Tickets to both events are available at www.wantickets.com.
PRE BASEL SHOPPING FUN AT BAL HARBOUR On Tuesday, December 1 from 7:00 – 9:00 p.m. Roger Vivier, brand ambassador Inès de la Fressange, Leticia Herrera Grendene, Ines Rivero and Munisha Underhill will host an in-store cocktail event followed by a brunch and private shopping event at the boutique on Wednesday at noon. Starting at 2:00 p.m. that afternoon, there will be a High Tea at the Emilio Pucci boutique, to showcase the summer 2010 collection and introduce the Marquise bag.
CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS: Actress and Maxim cover girl, Amber Heard, attended Sir Richard Branson’s Virgin America event at the W Fort Lauderdale last week to celebrate the launch of the airline’s new non-stop flights out of Fort Lauderdale International Airport. Heard was also “heard”
Eva Longoria Parker, Actress "Desperate Housewives", honorary chair with International Kids Fund Patient
singing along to the great music at the Paris theater on Tuesday night for the Diesel:U: Music concert. Luke Wilson closed down Living Room bar at W South Beach Thursday night, sharing a bottle of Grey Goose and Patron shots with a big group of girls. A few celebs showed up in support of the Best Buddies gala on Watson Island on Friday night, including Chris Brown, Vivica Fox, and Lisa Rinna. Kim and Chloe Kardashian, along with mom, Kris, partied at Hpnotiq’s Night School for Girls at LIV on Friday. They danced all night to the live performance by Santigold and DJs Kiss and Jessica Who. Drew Barrymore and “Mac Guy,” Justin Long, holed up at the Viceroy last weekend, enjoying signature cocktails with friends at Club 50. The duo was also seen dining at Mr. Chow at W South Beach Sunday night while Jamie Foxx sat a few tables away, enjoying dinner and the lovely ladies that passed his table. Dan Marino was spotted on an American Airlines flight from La Guardia to Miami on Sunday night. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo hung out with Jimmie Johnson at Wall at the W South Beach. NHL Pittsburgh Penguin, Sidney Crosby, dined at Meat Market Monday night with a bunch of players.
Gilles Marini (Actor, Sex and the City with International Kids Fund Patient
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Nathan Bedford Forrest’s Fight to the Death By John Hood
For a slave trader, General Nathan Bedford Forrest sure seemed to dig blacks. He took one as a mistress, fathered at least a few, and rode side-by-side with a loyal contingent of black soldiers and teamsters throughout the Civil War. One of those soldiers was even his son. This being the South, however, Forrest never owned up to the fact that the lad was his own blood. But on occasion he did show some kind of empathy. Just as Forrest showed a tinge of compassion when he discovered that one of his slaves had been separated from his wife. After the war, though, Forrest did what every self-respecting bigot slave trader did — he joined the Ku Klux Klan.
ure as this, you’re gonna need a lotta nuance and more than a few bold masterstrokes. And his Dream is revealed with just the right amount of both. Forrest was a millionaire plantation owner when the war broke out. And he’s one of the few fighters on either side of the fight who’d rise from private to general. Unschooled, Forrest didn’t bring to the battlefield any of the book-learned biases the West Point grads relied upon, many to their great dismay. And that not only gave him an edge, it earned him their wrath as well. Indeed Robert E. Lee called him “the Devil himself,” and Benjamin Bragg, with whom For-
“If Forrest is this book’s body, it’s Henri who gives Devil’s Dream its soul. Bell reaches back into the African motherland and doses the whole tale with a good bit of juju.” In fact Forrest was the Klan’s first Grand Wizard. And therein lies some of the rub behind Madison Smartt Bell’s battle-scarred hymn of a novel, Devil’s Dream (Pantheon $26). The General had some very ugly qualities. But if you forget the fact that Forrest would rise to an exalted place among white supremacists (and until the chronology at Devil’s end, Bell does), and if you set aside the slave-trading (though with war raging over just that, it’s kinda hard to), you’ll find one of the most compelling figures in American military history — and a damn colorful creation to boot. And Bell, who’s been at this game for more than a quarter century, knows that to paint such a fig-
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rest would quarrel throughout the war’s four years, constantly undermined his authority and countermanded his battle plans. And if Bell’s fictional portrayals have about them any ring of truth (and there’s no reason to see why they wouldn’t), had the Confederate hierarchy allowed Forrest to wage war his way there might have been a very different outcome. Dream’s countless battle scenes are brutal and barbaric enough to rival The 300, and oftentimes written just as vividly. Fields are littered with corpses, rivers run red with blood, and through it all Forrest gallops like a man possessed. And when he gets that certain rage in his eye, no one
or no thing can stand in his way. Naturally a madman can’t be relied upon to keep a story straight, so the tall tale is tended to by a Haitian warrior named Henri, who rode with John Brown’s Raiders and had it in mind to raise the slaves into some kind of organized revolt. Unfortunately, all but a very few slaves would be raised to do nothing other than flee, and this Henri ends up on the wrong side of some vigilantes. When Forrest finds him on the side of the road, he’s just happy to have someone to ride with. And though Henri’s loath to be beside a slave trader, he’s got no kick against watching white folks kill each other. Henri, whom Forrest calls “Ornery” when he’s feeling particularly playful, is a sort of spiritual son of Toussaint L’Ouverture, subject of Bell’s last book. And after the free man takes a bullet in Chickamauga, he doesn’t so much fight alongside Forrest and the Confederates as ride astride the company, half in and half out of the real world, and in near constant communication with the Old Ones. If Forrest is this book’s body, it’s Henri who gives Devil’s Dream its soul. Bell, who undoubtedly learned a thing or two about spirits while writing the Haitian Trilogy that preceded his Toussaint Louverture (all four books are available from Vintage), reaches back into the African motherland and doses the whole tale with a good bit of juju. And it’s that etherealness that keeps Dream from being nothing but a damn good war story. It also adds some balance to what could have very well been a heavily weighted equation. Like I said, Forrest had some very ugly qualities. Yet he was also a mad, bad and very dangerous cat. It’s that latter historical figure who gets his due here, and it’s that madman o’ war who deserves this homage.
Arts COLUMN
Radio, Music & Art By Marguerite Gil (megs@famae.org) Photos: M. Gil
Last week, two great concerts in the studios of two great public radio stations took place. About 40 of us joined veteran talk show host Ed Bell (WLRN), who enthusiastically introduced us to Oriente, a band you may have heard of because they are sublime, gifted musicians who are getting tons of well-deserved gigs in our community, as well as positive press accolades. Later that same evening, I attended the WDNA-88.9 FM live concert, featuring Suenalo, and was once again blown away by the amazing talents of South Florida’s excellent musicians. Also on view at the WDNA studios, the works of visual artist/graphic designer Oscar Saavedra. Picture it. A hot band is delighting the audience in a large dark room. Palms are clapping, music lovers are dancing and swaying to the jolting notes and everyone is enjoying the artistic renaissance taking place in the DNA radio station’s front gallery. On the walls, kaleidoscopes of colors are reflected off the faces of legendary
A portrait of Carlos Santana created by artist Oscar Saavedra who stands next to his artwork.
Food COLUMN
Dine Magazine: Dining it’s Way to the Top By Marguerite Gil (megs@famae.org) Photos: M. Gil
Radio show host Ed Bell poses with the ORIENTE band members who performed live on Arts Beat
jazz superstars created by Saavedra. New traditions are forming with each bimonthly arts/concert event and this month Saavedra is at the helm. Amalgams of cultures are enjoying the artist’s latest creations while they rock and move to the beat. For those who love powerful, visual artistic experiences, expect to see framed art that will surprise and enchant you. Of course, there are additional amenities such as good food and adult beverages that easily draw crowds, but hundreds of “friends” are primarily there to see and hear the best and they are visibly dazzled by the cultural input. Portraits of Ella, Dean, Frank, Bob, Tony, Celia and Sammy as well as a spectrum of other top performers, offer guests heartwarming images and lasting impressions as the band plays into the night. It’s refreshing to see public radio stations opening their doors to loyal listeners who support public radio efforts, year after year. These audacious audiences are the ones who encourage, promote and want to partake in independent music concerts and creative art exhibitions, and both WLRN and sister station WDNA are filling that unique, intriguing desire. Saavedra’s show runs through December 16. For details call 305-662-8889.
Above: an inside view of Fratelli Lyon Restaurant in the Design District. Right: Wine lover Francesco Guerriero shows off his new invention, 'Il Decantino.
Katy Lynch, publisher and editor of the luxurious Dine Magazine, once wrote: “This magazine is about sharing new finds and trends, and compiling culinary-based articles for many to enjoy, while also including an outstanding dining guide for you to carry with you.” That was back in 2007. Since then, Dine Magazine has proven that with conviction and perseverance, a fine dining publication can prosper and change the way we all view chefs, select wines and consume our meals. Dine’s latest endeavor is the Dine-Wine Club, where members are enticed to meet and mingle, visit new restaurants and taste great wines (thanks to connoisseur Patrick Sullivan) once a week. The Club is open to anyone who enjoys sipping, tasting delectable hors d’oeuvres and savoring the company of others. The list of participating eateries ranges from the upscale Café Boulud in Palm Beach to the accessible WISH Restaurant in South Beach. Recently about 40 “members” visited Fratelli Lyon in the Design District to sample the wines of the Marche Region in Italy and the ample hors d’oeuvres generously provided by Fratelli. On hand also: Francesco Guerriero, wine distributor, who shared his latest invention — a “decanter with class,” according to the exuberant Italian wine lover — with several of the evening’s guests. For those who appreciate the finer things in life, Guerriero has created a European hand-crafted glass decanter that allows a measure of wine to breathe before it touches the palate. For details about the Dine-Wine Club, visit dinemagazine.com; for additional information about the wine decanter, log on to ildecantino.com. www.miamisunpost.com • The SunPost • November 26, 2009 • Page 19
Eateries cont’d from page 11 is good. Whatever it is, Boteco has been busy from day one, and it shows no sign of subsiding anytime soon. Opened by an Italian restaurateur who apparently digs Brazilian culture so much he married someone from Sao Paolo, Boteco is just the kinda no-frills hangout only the most discriminating Miamians get. Indeed a Boteco is the Brazilian equivalent of a diner or a bistro; something scaled down and free from pretense. Of course, it’s also entirely edifying. Otherwise why go? In this instance the question is at once moot and superfluous, because folks get gone when they go to Boteco. “Every night special is going on,” says Luciano, the mild-mannered manager. “Ladies night, live jazz, you name it.” This being Brazilian, there’s also a healthy dose of football (aka soccer) when it’s on. But rest assured that no hooligans hang out here. According to Luciano, Boteco’s most popular dish is the Picanha Fatiada Na Chapa, or, to you nonPortuguese-speaking people, Grilled Sirloin Steak served with Fried Yucca. It’s a hearty dish, and delicious. And one can imagine someone from a favela wanting to treat themselves to it at the end of a long week. There are also all the standbys — chicken, fish, sausage, shrimp. And there’s an onslaught of openers too, from Bolinho do Bacalhau (fried codfish croquette) and Kibe Frito (fried burghul shell stuffed with chopped meat) to Escondidinho de Carne (gratinated shredded jerk beef with yucca and catipury cheese) and Polvo a Vinagrete (marinated octopus). And many folks order a vast array of appetizers and share among themselves. In fact it’s that kinda communality that makes Boteco such a fun place to hangout. Everyone seems to know everyone else, even when they don’t. Perhaps it’s because even the first-timers are made to feel like family.
Naturally someone of such lineage would also provide a very regal meal, and the food at Schnitzel Haus is too fit for the proverbial king and queen. If you wanna stay authentic, start with the Goulash, which isn’t Hungarian at all. The Cheese Spaetzle also makes a nice beginning, especially if you choose both. But where Richter really reigns supreme is with his main courses, each of which comes fresh from the oven. The Pork Pot Roast, Red Cabbage, Bread Dumpling; the Sauerbraten, Red Cabbage, Homemade Spaetzle; the Beef Brisket with Horseradish, Carrots, Mashed Potatoes; the Roasted Whole Pork Shank, Sauerkraut, Mashed Potatoes; the Half Duckling, Red Cabbage, Bread Dumpling; the Duck with Cherries and Mashed Potatoes. If just writing them all down makes one’s mouth water, imagine what happens when any one of the above dishes gets put in front of you. The Munich-born Richter is the same man who ran the infamous Edelweiss on the old Biscayne Boulevard, and it appears that many of the movers and shakers who made that place a success have followed him to his now six-year-old location. That makes Richter not only one of the pioneers of 79th Street, but one of the Strip’s stars. And with his above-the-fray food and his down-to-earth style there’s little wonder why. Other Eateries in the area worth checking out include Red Light, whose sublime food comes courtesy of chef Kris Wessel, (how does sour-orange-marinated, sous-vide-cooked Florida lobster with sweet corn sauce sound?) Captain Crab’s Take-Away which has been serving seafood on 79th Street for years. (Their savory garlic crabs rock) and Yiya’s Gourmet Cuban Bakery for a fabulous lunch from chef Delsa Bernardo. (Her pan con lechon sandwiches and flaky-crusted Cuban pastries are legendary.)
MAGNUM Yet another loss for the Beach is a gain for the Mainland, and in this case it’s another great gain indeed. For when Jeffrey Landsman and Kurt Schmidt shuttered the very popular Geoffrey’s, they came west with a concept so stunning it obliterated even their previous success — and left Miamians with a true wonder to behold. In fact just getting to Magnum is a bit of a wonder. Like speakeasies, the entrance is around back, and there’s barely a sign to light your way. Better yet, like all the most mysterious boites, it’s at once dark and inviting, as if someone you dug snuck up and whispered in your ear. Add the ever-present piano man, a staff that seems blessed with good nature and a menu that needs no introduction, and you’ve got one of the best places in town. But about that menu, which after the warm beignets you may have trouble getting to. There’s the basics: French onion soup, steaks, pastas, short ribs, and then there are a couple keen quesadillas (spinach and crab). But the favorite is the pistachio-crusted chicken, which is both a comfort and a delight. End it with the classic cheesecake (though there’s a rather extravagant dessert cart to choose from), and then grab another cocktail. Because dining at Magnum should never be just about dinner. Indeed many a neighborhood resident makes Magnum their goto place when they’re feeling a little Cheers-like. Of course Cheers never looked as if it came from the French Quarter and was frequented by Tallulah Bankhead and Tennessee Williams, but hey, you get the drift.
SCHNITZEL HAUS Another welcoming presence is Alex Richter, chef and owner of the Royal Bavarian Schnitzel Haus. He’s the epitome of gregarious, and just the kinda cat you want both greeting you and making your meal. If the family photos and crest that dot the eatery’s interior are any indication, Richter also happens to have a little royalty in his blood. That’s what it looks like anyway. And if it’s true, then his kin must’ve been some of the most benevolent kings and queens in Bavarian history. Page 20 • Thursday, November 26, 2009 • The SunPost • www.miamisunpost.com
Above: The Schnitzel Haus. Below: The waterfront of Anise Taverna.
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Fashion COLUMN
Trina Turk Takes Miami By Jennifer Fragoso (fragosofashion@aim.com) The Trina Turk boutique opened in The Bal Harbour Shops on November 12 with a party where proceeds of the evening’s sales were donated to Women of Tomorrow Mentor & Scholarship Program. A local program founded in 1997 by television journalist Jennifer Valoppi and Telemundo President Don Browne, WOT gives at-risk young women inspiration and motivation both by putting them together with accomplished women as mentors and providing scholarship opportunities that enable these young women to pursue passions that may have otherwise seemed out of reach. Trina Turk knew from an early age that she wanted to design clothing professionally, which makes joining forces with an organization that helps young women find and set goals for themselves under the guidance of professional women as natural a pairing as chocolate and peanut butter. The new boutique is architecturally stunning with colorful touches that highlight Trina Turks’s collections perfectly. There are dresses in smashing silhouettes and Trina’s signature prints, sequined tops and fingerless gloves, swimwear and bold accessories all beautifully displayed in this meticulously decorated space. Whether you are a size 2 or a size 12, you are guaranteed to find fun, fabulous clothes that fit your body. “Fit is a top priority for us as a company,” explains the designer. “If the clothes don’t fit, no one will buy them.” Achieving a good fit takes time and effort, which does not go unnoticed by the Trina Turk customer. Not a Trina Turk customer yet? Try her pieces on for yourself and you too will be singing this lady’s praises. Since the company was established and launched its collection of contemporary clothing for women in 1995, Trina Turk has turned a passion for fashion into a lifestyle brand, given her customers smart designs with a great fit and is still going strong. “Creating new products is what keeps me going,” Trina said. “We do 10 apparel collections per year and with the addition of new categories, like swimwear, beach towels, jewelry, tote bags and accessories for the home, there’s never dull moment.” Gumption like that should give the young women of Miami plenty of inspiration to make things happen for themselves but if they need any more encouragement, the WOT is a great place to start. To find out more about Trina Turk, log on to www.trinaturk.com. To make a donation or find out more about the services provided by the Women of Tomorrow Mentor & Scholarship Program log on to womenoftomorrow.org.
Clockwise: 1. Trina Turk. 2. Trina Turk's new Bal Harbour boutique. 3. The Baxter Dress from Trina Turk's "Pop Art" Collection. 4. Trina Turk's new boutique in Bal Harbour carries Trina's collections from swim to home. 5. The Kitschen Sink dress from Trina Turk's "Pop Art" Collection
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