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MUSIC / MOVIES / CLUBS / SEX

FEBRUARY 13, 2008 THE DARK SIDE OF THE CITY

There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out. – Mae West

Publisher and Editor Kim Stark Creative Director Michael Menchero Managing Editor Rachael Lee Coleman

THE DARK SIDE OF THE CITY FEBRUARY 13, 2008

Editorial Contributors Julia Carfagno Angie Hargot Lee Molloy Ben Torter Dan Hudak Alan Sculley Vice President of Sales Jamie Kaufman Executive Sales Director Gus Moris

The most important thing, darling, is to live a fabulous life. As long as it's fabulous, I don't care how long it is. — Freddie Mercury

Senior Sales Directors Melissa Berger Antwon Tomas Beki Stark Sales Directors Michelle Oney Lee Molloy Lizzette Dole-Moris Financial Manager Pam Ostrynski Business Assistant John Fennessey Circulation Manager Jorge Canale Street Address 1688 Meridian Avenue, Ste 404 Miami Beach, FL 33139 Main Line 305.538.9700 Advertising 305.534.9910 Web site nightweekly.com

BITS

SLANG: Shake Joint Strip club; gentleman’s club “Dude, I saw these fine bunnies last night at the shake joint.”

COOL KICKS Who doesn’t own a pair of these? I think maybe my mother. Definitely, my grandmother. No Converse there. The closest she gets to sneakers are a pair of orthopedic, black platforms that she wears everywhere. Anyway, I digress.

To celebrate its 100th anniversary and the global collaboration with Bono’s Product Red, Converse is putting out a series of sneaks designed by artists — 100 of them to be exact. I loved the ones by artist Scott Patt, dubbed the “100 Ripples Of Hope.” I also have to mention Florida artist Meghan Berckes, who designed a pair of Chuck Taylors titled “100 Positive Thoughts.” Nice.

Pick them up at converse.com.

SO MEATY

“We had ketchup and mustard, but the big hit was mayonnaise.”

— Steve “Round Guy” Pilchen, a Des Moines, Iowa, radio personality, on the condiments available to contestants in an erotic corn-dog-eating competition held outside the Iowa State Fair

37

The number of celebrity houses on miamibeach411.com’s map of Miami stars.

Included on this illustrious list are Janet Reno, Matt Damon, Alonzo Mourning, O.J. Simpson (is he still a celebrity?) Barry Gibb and Lenny Kravitz.

BASE LINE Owned by über-fab brother and sister team Angie and Steve Giles, Base has a unique pulse on individual style. This true purveyor of modern-living is celebrated in three hip stores — two on Lincoln Road and one in the Delano Hotel on Collins Avenue. What is unique about Base is the variety of items available. Men and women’s limited edition clothing, jewelry, shoes, furniture, artifacts, books, magazines and music spun by an inhouse DJ, not to mention “Snip,” an in-house hair salon. It’s everything a global department store should be.

Fabulous, modern chest by local artist David Leroi is available at Base, 939 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach, for $12,500.00.

10.3 ounces

The amount of Ecstasy concealed inside a Mr. Potato Head toy mailed from Ireland to Australia in October.

THREE-PART HARMONY The Puppini Sisters have taken the current trend for all things burlesque, reapplied their gorgeous red lipstick and are now running towards the charts. This UK-based vocal trio brings threepart harmony into the modern age with a repertoire that includes everything from “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” to “I Will Survive.” Inspired by the Oscar-nominated film The Triplets of Belleville (a French animated movie which features a ‘40s-style harmony group), The Puppini Sisters — Marcella Puppini, Kate Mullins and Stephanie O’Brien — formed in London. Dressed in 1940s-style wardrobe, the three sing like The Andrews Sisters with inspiring harmonies and perform classics such as “Mr. Sandman,” “In The Mood,” and “Jeepers Creepers.” But what makes The Puppini Sisters truly stand out are their show-stopping interpretations of more current tunes: Blondie’s “Heart of Glass,” Kate Bush’s “Wuthering Heights” and The Smiths’ “Panic,” among others.

The Puppini Sisters cite everything from Carole King to Marilyn Manson to the neo-Burlesque movement as influences. Betcha Bottom Dollar, their latest album, captures this range and the group’s flare for both performing and reinterpreting this material.

WHAT’S COOL ON EBAY

Become invisible by instant download.

For just $24.95, you can unlock the secrets of the ages and become 100 percent invisible! Yes, you read right, I said for $24.95 you can become 100 percent invisible.

Bill Williams, a man who claims on his eBay profile to speak 20 different languages, is selling a “proven” method that renders you invisible. And from his feedback, it seems that 514 people are satisfied buyers. Wow, I have always wanted to be invisible. Imagine the possibilities. Eavesdropping on people at work or tripping little old ladies or breaking into houses and stealing things. Wait, did I say that out loud? No, no, I would use this for good, yeah, for good deeds. And like Bill says, for moral purposes only. Yeah, moral purposes. Got it.

Used by the CIA, this method (which you digitally download, once you pay $24.95) works when you are surrounded by cameras, let’s you vanish and reappear wherever you are. It is a deep and dark secret kept by the super-elite for thousands of years that’s now available to the common man for just $24.95.

Oh, and Bill gives us a bonus too — The Wizard’s Book of Animal Secrets, a free book (or pamphlet if you are downloading it) that teaches you to control and command wild animals.

Yes, you get secret methods to rule and command birds, insects, mammals, reptiles and fish — all for your pleasure.

Check out seller name billwwilliams on eBay.com.

THE COOLEST SHOE Fave accessories for those in the know are fabulous, funky shoes by the massively talented John Fluevog, who’s always ahead of his game. To celebrate 10 years of his Body Parts Shoe, Fluevog has come up with the Body Parts pump. Yes, people, the heels are shaped like dicks. Little tiny ones, but still dicks.

The limited and luxurious Body Parts Pump comes in three color variations: black with a black heel, red with a red heel and black with a gold heel. If you absolutely have to have one, you can find them at fleuvog.com for $359.00.

DICTIONARY DEFINITION: Porn Something that both sexes can enjoy.

Why can’t people believe that I’m a chick and have my own porn collection?

P R O F I L E

AlexisValdés Funnyman Alexis Valdés got some splainin’ to do.

Sliding into Mega TV’s 9 p.m. time slot, notorious actor, film director and comedian Alexis Valdés teams up with internationally renowned actors on his new magazine-style reality show, Esta Noche Tu Night — an hour of skits, interviews and music interlaced with Valdés’ own brand of stand-up comedy. Think a Hispanic Chris Rock when Chris Rock was funny.

The Cuban jokester launched his namesake comedy show in January, and if his MySpace profile is any indication, he appears in 90 percent of his photos with his mouth gaping wide enough to swallow a Nerf football.

But don’t let the grin fool you.

Spanish Broadcasting System, Inc., the owner and operator of Mega TV, is the largest publicly traded Hispanic-controlled entertainment media company in the United States, with 20 radio stations. Mega TV serves the South Florida market with national distribution through Direct TV. Esta Noche Tu Night airs weekdays at 9 p.m. on MEGA TV Channel 22 and at 7 p.m. on Direct TV Channel 405.

— Angie Hargot

P R O F I L E

Daniel Rene Hot Stuff Menudo doesn’t know what it’s missing.

Ex-member of the über-hot Latino music group, Daniel Rene went solo at the young age of 15 and the Grammy nominee has been involved with some of the best music artists and producers ever since.

Rene started his career as a model at the age of 9 and eventually became the face of Tommy Hilfiger and Ray Ban ad campaigns. Those gigs soon led to local theater acting and the hot young star eventually started hawking Hi-C juice boxes on national television commercials. By age 14, Rene was one of the scorching young Menudo boys — until he decided to go solo and sign with a record label.

His first and self-titled album, produced by Rudy Perez, got him noticed, and his hit single Si Yo Fuera Tu (If I Were You), which he co-wrote, morphed into the Pop version of Servando y Florentino. The album was nominated for a Grammy for Best Pop Duo or Group Album.

Rene now hosts El Show de Daniel Rene, a music video play list program featured on CVTV. While the hot Cuban star works on producing his second album, he can be seen on Telemundo’s hit soap opera Pecados Ajenos.

— Julia Carfagno

P R Michael Madd O F I L E Entertainer

Welcome to the world of Mr. Michael Madd. A world where you “can’t keep a star from shining.” A world of determination, dedication, ambition and drive. In my world ANYTHING is possible with focus.

People ask me, “What’s your biggest strength?” It’s not all my celebrity friends, it’s my energy, there’s nothing like it.

What exactly do I do, you ask? I take your “average” party and turn it into an “experience.” I don’t wanna be considered a promoter; those guys are corny. I’m an entertainer. I create vibes at my events that make me stand out from the rest.

I place challenges on myself that most of my socalled peers can’t compete with. I don’t use radio or flyers and I don’t pre-advertise who will be at my events.

Its about me, my vibe, my energy and my track record.

It’s about the M*M stamp. I’m from New York, so I have an aggressive way about me that tends to bypass people quickly. Some say cocky, but I say fuck that. I know what I have to offer the world and I’m not afraid to talk about it. That’s confidence! I love what I do and I’m the Mother F’n best at what I do. Period end of story.

— Michael Madd

P R O F I L E

Dylan Lauren Oh, Sweetness Dylan Lauren always dreamed of being Willie Wonka, and when you’re the daughter of Ralph Lauren, you can have what you want.

The 32-year-old parlayed a sweet tooth and active imagination into a chain of six upscale candy stores called Dylan’s Candy Bar — a boutique that sells hundreds of sweet treats such as lollipops, Gummy Bears, Swedish Fish, Wonka Bars, bits of spice and other things nice. She carries stuff like Hershey’s Lip Balm, Cherry Jolly Rancher Body Wash, Kissables Body Lotion, candy bracelets, tote bags, gloves, PJs and Jelly Belly Bitsy Bean boxers.

New York Magazine recognized the sugarcoated flagship on Manhattan’s Upper East side as the “Best Candy Store.” And Dylan has appeared on Good Morning America, Martha Stewart, The Today Show and other shows on Style, the Food Network and E!. Soon she’ll be showing off her sweet appeal at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival.

Night recently chatted with Dylan from her office in Manhattan about life, candy and her upcoming trip to South Beach, where she’ll be making s’mores at the Amstel Light Burger Bash at the Ritz Carlton and hosting the Kellogg’s Kidz Kitchen in Lummus Park.

“I’m gonna do a demo in front where I get on stage and I either make an oversized s’more or a stacker of all these different s’mores,” Dylan explained. “And the kids will also be having a big bubblegum blowing contest, a licorice limbo and they’ll be able to do candy word searches as well, so it’s all interactive.”

Dylan’s enthusiasm for life and for candy is contagious even over the phone, so much so that it’s easy to forget you’re talking to a sophisticated 33-year-old and not a happy-go-lucky kid.

Perhaps her childlike quality is the secret to her success. It’s certainly where she gets the inspiration.

“I always loved candy and the movie Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and I wanted to create more than just a candy store,” she said.

And she did.

“All the stores have party rooms, and they’re like anything from chocolate decorating, to candy martinis, to licorice limbo,” Dylan said. “We have conferences in these rooms. It’s just a fun environment to have a party in.”

Unfortunately Dylan doesn’t have any immediate plans to open a Dylan’s Candy Bar in Miami. The closest locations are both in Orlando — at the Mall of Millenia and the Florida Mall.

If you don’t feel like driving, visit www.dylanscandybar.com.

—By Ben Torter

NIGHT SHIFT

PUNK’S NOT DEAD After some considerable pre-gaming (for the uninitiated that means drinking while getting ready to go out) — which involved giving my friend Kat a haircut (she was just drunk enough to trust me with the scissors and I was just drunk enough to agree to do it), the results of which were not totally catastrophic, although somewhat avant-garde — we headed out to a punk show at Churchill’s Pub. The show in question was ’80s Cal-

never venture after dark — aside from, of course, the occasional, desperate meth run. Still, after nearly 30 years, Churchill’s has been a Miami fixture for longer than most people have lived in the city. And, even though night clubs come and go, fashions change and the beautiful people move on to new hot spots, British ex-pat Dave Daniels’ total dump of a dive bar has always remained as steadfast as the great man it was named

It is cheap, fun and the most unpretentious shit-hole in South Florida. ifornia surf-punk band Agent Orange, a name on the punk scene that was sure to bring in the crowds. Kat’s boyfriend, Art, had driving duty, Angie attended and we were to meet another friend Marcus at the bar.

Approaching Churchill’s Pub is a strange prospect. It is located in Little Haiti, a part of town where even the recent housing boom (the one before the market tanked and everyone went broke) never really made much of an impact, and where delicate SoBe residents would

after.

By day, Churchill’s functions mainly as a sports bar, where you can eat British pub fare such as shepherd’s pie or bangers and mash while watching live soccer, or, football as the Brits like to call it — though I completely understand why the limeys insist on calling a game played almost exclusively with the feet something so logical, and there is no way we are changing the name of our game to throwandcatchball, so fuck ’em.

But I’m distracted as this is a tale

about the night and what has become the best place to see live hard rock, punk and alternative music in town. Marilyn Manson and the Spookykids played their first gig here, Iggy Pop filmed a live video here and last Friday night it was here that Agent Orange did the show that we had come to see.

So, after finding a parking spot near the club because the parking lot was full — the big, red London bus in permanent decay takes up a few much-needed spots, but whatever — we managed to avoid most of the crack dealers and were only approached once by someone wanting to “watch out for the car,” probably because Art is a big, tattooed guy who most people wouldn’t want to mess with.

It would be fun to say that Churchill’s is somehow different on the inside than it is on the outside, but it isn’t. It is scruffy, bordering on dirty. The toilets are tiny and not somewhere one would particularly want to have sex or do drugs, let alone take a leak. The seating is uncomfortable and the clientele isn’t always the crème de la crème. But, on the other hand, it is cheap, fun and the most unpretentious shit-hole in South Florida.

So, we arrived in time to watch Johnny Sexfuck and the Flesh Rockets, and then

some of Boy Prostitute (there was a time when these names would have been outrageous and shocking, now they just seem to be trying too hard, kinda like Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail) before finding myself puking my guts up for the first time in years and wishing I was dead — something I drank seriously didn’t agree with me. So, I went to the car and was immediately transported to a scene reminiscent of George A. Romero’s movie Dawn of the Dead. The zombies — i.e., crack heads and homeless types — approached the car looking for their next victim as I sat in the back seat in abject terror watching through the windows with only my cell phone for a light and wondering if my pen would be enough of a weapon to ward them off. Then, after nervously witnessing several drug deals and, oddly, a couple of guys running down the street carrying a futon complete with throw pillows, I passed out and woke up on Saturday morning unsure of my surroundings or place in the world.

So, how was Agent Orange? No idea, I slept through it. But that’s punk rock.

Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami.

— Lee Molloy

NOCTURNO

GIMME’ THOSE OLD TIME GENDERS Slipping out into after-dark South Florida means being prepared. You have to pull off the “I don’t care” look as best you can to not be confused for a tourist and, thus, ripped off by cabbies or shot dead by the casual passerby. There has to be enough ID available in case your body does need to be identified, but not

done regardless of the current White House Administration. A pocketful of single dollar bills is important too — for taxis, of course.

Nocturno pulls this off with aplomb.

Sure, the preparation is queered up a bit with fragrances and just a hint of color, even if it is not apparent to the naked eye.

“You were a man and became a woman to be a lesbian? Weren’t women easier to find when you were a man?” so much that your arrest in a less than savory bar raid prompts too much attention. Business cards are essential.

Not real ones, of course, but rather simple ones with a name — real or not — a number (cell is best) and maybe, maybe an ambiguous career title like “consultant” or “Vice President of the United States.” If your primary goal is sex and if Vice President does not seem powerful enough to get the job done, there are such titles as Modeling Agency Executive or Talent Scout. Those get the job

With Shaq no longer around to protect wandering gay men, a stylin’ hat is out of the question. In case a basher does make note of cologne more expensive than his double-wide trailer, there are always those special business cards for protection. Nocturno’s reads “Discreet Inquiries.” I saw it once on the tube and liked the sound of it, even though I have absolutely no idea what it means. Hopefully the violent type would be confused long enough for a quick, albeit dainty, escape.

Sometimes people head out for adven-

ture. Other times, its just to escape the less-exciting doldrums of the day. One night, a lone Nocturno might seek out the camaraderie of a purely gay crowd. Other times, it can be interesting to see how the other side lives — if one can call it that.

One thing Nocturno does not seek out is a joint where everyone knows his name.

Never saw the appeal of that. Walking into a ginmill where everyone shouts out your name screams “Intervention!” which generally means an end to good times.

On this occasion, the goal was a sleazy bar, frequented by all manners of humanity — gay, straight, those whose gender identification is perhaps blurred, the mentally unstable, hustlers and hoods.

It’s like California in microcosm, a place to watch people, and maybe beat up a lesbian just to piss her girlfriend off. Not an unusual night. The little bar is perfect for it. I heard an influential lobbyist used to hang out here occasionally to get picked up — or at least felt up — by trannies. A writer I knew a lifetime ago rode out a hurricane at this joint once when it irked the police and stayed open.

The dive is near empty, with a couple of cute gay boys looking for — well, something, and a surprising number of nonlocals. Nocturno sits, gin arrives, he stares the help away when food is offered. Oh, no. Faces come and go with lit-

tle to make note of until a young woman sits down too near to be accidental. On second glance, she clearly has not always been a woman. The possibility of a little gender-bending is not unappealing.

I barely recall the 1980s. Conversation is inevitable.

She is more than willing to share her story. She was a man, went through what she calls “the process” and is now a lesbian. I reduced that to: “You were a man and became a woman to be a lesbian?

Weren’t women easier to find when you were a man?”

Mistake. Long lecture on being a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. Thanks — I saw it on Jerry Springer.

No wonder she is so willing to talk.

I’m no threat to her and she no entertainment for me. Still, nothing in the dive is more interesting. Before dawn, we decide to walk along the beach to a 24-hour diner. She asks about me and I give her a card.

“What does ‘Discreet Inquiries’ mean?”

Nocturno tells her he has no idea. This seems to impress her. Shame, then, that she is only genetically male now. We make the turn off of the windy beach. Oh, yes, quite a shame.

— Michael W. Sasser

Nightlife Photography by Richard M. Brooks

Looking through windows like a T.V. screen Nothing is ever black and white A sex film distraction for an armchair stud He’s in love for the night Looking through windows of expensive cars This week’s flavour inside She’s working for the company She’s in love for the night Nightlife, I’ve seen it all Nightlife, like pictures of war Nightlife, strangers in bed Nightlife, try to forget Looking through windows like and old peep show I’m listening to breathing and lies Don’t tell mother or the man next door Girls in love for the night Looking through windows at a friend of mine She’s like a knife in my heart But you can get used to any thing I’m in love for the night

— Gary Numan

Santo, Lincoln Road, South Beach

Santo, Lincoln Road, South Beach

Finnegan’s, Lincoln Road, South Beach (Right) Score, Lincoln Road, South Beach (Below)

Sexy Lady EVA LONGORIA PARKER TALKS ABOUT HER NEW MOVIE AND HER FUTURE

By Dan Hudak If you’ve ever wondered whether there’s anything bad about being named Maxim’s “hottest woman in the world,” Eva Longoria Parker is here to make you feel silly for asking.

“I’m going to go with sexy as long as it takes me,” Longoria Parker proudly said.

“It’s better than being on the other lists.”

Okay, it was a dumb question. But even on this day of interviews at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in downtown Miami for her new comedy Over Her Dead Body, Longoria Parker’s beauty is striking. Her hair is shoulder-length and just wavy enough to accentuate her heavily made-up face, while a black skirt and black and white top gives her an elegant and professional look.

Longoria Parker (she added the Parker after marrying basketball player

mates) and blunt honesty, particularly about her future.

“I would love to play any comic book character — I find those fun and entertaining,” she said with an energetic smile. “I’m a tomboy, and I was an athlete growing up, so for me, it’s like, I want to show everyone that I’m not just this glamorous girl, you know?”

She’s ventured into this territory two times in recent years, alongside Michael Douglas and Kiefer Sutherland in The Sentinel and Christian Bale in Harsh Times, and she says she’s looking for more action and drama.

So why did she star in Over Her Dead Body?

“I did this movie two years ago, and at that time I really wanted to do a romantic

“I’m not just this glamorous girl, you know?”

Tony Parker in July 2007) clearly enjoys being looked at and adored, and a lack of eye contact creates an aloof sense about her that keeps outsiders at bay. She talks in carefully modulated “studio speak” (i.e., saying the standard flattering things about the movie and her fellow cast

comedy,” Longoria Parker said. (Note: As a general rule it’s usually a bad sign when a movie sits on the shelf for two years, let alone when a starlet openly reveals that information during a brief interview.)

Longoria Parker plays Kate, a hyper-

controlling shrew who’s killed by an ice sculpture the morning of her wedding.

One year later she reappears as a ghost who haunts the new love interest of her fiancé (Paul Rudd), a struggling psychic and caterer named Ashley (Lake Bell).

In many ways, Kate could be the evil twin of Gabrielle Solis, Longoria Parker’s character on Desperate Housewives. And similar to Gabrielle, Kate has to be bitchy, yet likable enough to sympathize with so we can enjoy the comedy.

“It’s a little tricky, but I really felt Kate was very justified in her bitchiness and controlling ways,” Longoria Parker said.

“She loses the man she loves and dies on her wedding day, and isn’t ready to move on. I’d be a little angry too. It was a fine line between her retaliating against those who are trying to take away her man and allowing herself to realize what is really best for him.”

It sounds melancholic, but believe it or not it was the comedy that drew her to the role. “I thought the ghost in the script was the funniest thing in the movie, and she had all the fun stuff to do,” Longoria Parker said. “It’s always fun playing the antagonist who causes all the drama and conflict.”

If Longoria Parker has things her way — and right now she has the power to control what comes next — it looks like there will be a lot more drama and conflict in her future.

WALKING AMONG US SPIEGELWORLD CAST MEMBERS EXPERIENCE SOUTH BEACH LIFE The Gazillionaire and Penny are the linchpin of the Spiegelworld, well, world.

Having enjoyed the duo’s shtick three times now (twice at Absinthe, the signature show, and once at the opening night of the companion show, The Gazillionaire’s Late Nite Lounge), I really didn’t want to know this zany duo as anything other than The Gazillionaire, the snarkiest, richest man on earth, and Penny, his dippy sidekick. For the record, their real names are Voki Kalfayan and Anais Thomassian.

Here’s what they had to say:

So, what do you think of South Beach?

The Gazillionaire: It’s an interesting place. It’s interesting to get things done down here. Little bit of beach mentality, you know. Four o’clock doesn’t necessarily mean 4 o’clock. If someone is sup-

know who is going to take the bribe and who isn’t. Some people get offended. So the key is that you just have to carry around a lot of cash, and know when to use it or not.

How do you find the audience here on South Beach?

The Gazillionaire: New York audiences have “seen it all and done it all,” and even if they haven’t, they want to pretend they have. Los Angeles is a pretty conservative city overall. But when we come here, it’s like everyone who comes is ready to party.

And there is a great variety of people. With the Late Nite Lounge, it’s a late-night show. You’ve x’ed out the people who go to bed at 8 and you’ve made it very clear who’s going to be there — coke heads.

Penny: And as my dad always says, the

You’ve x’ed out the people who go to bed at 8 and you’ve made it very clear who’s going to be there — coke heads. posed to be there at 4 o’clock, you don’t know if they will be there at 4 or at 7:30, and you need to be cool with that. People kind of have their own thing going on.

But, since you’re a Gazillionaire, people must show you a lot of respect.

The Gazillionaire: You would think so, wouldn’t you? But, in South Beach, when you throw the cash around, you never

magic only starts to happen when it gets really, really late and if you’ve started drinking really early.

The Gazillionaire: Penny, Penny, this is a reporter, not a therapist. [As an aside to me] Her therapist has boxes of these tapes, he hasn’t gone digital yet, so there are endless amounts of tapes.

being the Gazillionaire and all, but there are some people who might not know yet what Spiegelworld is all about. What do you want them to know?

The Gazillionaire: For us, the biggest thing is the intimacy of this experience, of what you can experience in a Spiegeltent, because it is so small and so hot and so close that everything, from comedy to acrobatics to burlesque, is right in your face.

Penny: And, if you haven’t shaved your armpits, they definitely see that. If you’re sweating in certain places, you can’t hide it. You have to shave.

The Gazillionaire: Yes, shave your armpits. It’s one of our top 10 rules at Spiegelword.

So, with all your gazillions of dollars, why do you work so hard? After all, it’s very often you do two shows a night, both Absinthe and the Late Nite Lounge.

The Gazillionaire: Ah, what else am I going to do? It’s certainly not for the money we’re making. It’s for the fun of it. This is like Party Extreme. Party “X.” I have my own party and everyone has to watch me.

So it’s really about partying with the audience, and they are paying to party with me, and (sigh), with Penny as well.

Absinthe and The Gazillionaire’s Late Nite Lounge continue through Feb. 17.

Times and cost vary; see www.spiegelworld.com for more information. Kaye Tuckerman’s one-woman show is Tuesday, Jan. 29, at 10 p.m., and the cost is $20.

— Charlotte Libov

I know this is hard for you to believe,

VOKI KALFAYAN, AKA THE GAZILLIONAIRE

q In some fairy tales, dreams are made of leather.

In the world of Farylrobin Footwear they are made of that and happiness and fables and make-believe.

Once upon a time, in the mythical land of Manhattan, a shoe store clerk hoping to subsidize her obsession for the stems of romance, crafted the designs out of leather and fascination.

Faryl Robin Morse, founder and creative director of Farylrobin Footwear, said her first expensive shoe purchase made her feel like a woman. Why not, it’s a fairy tale.

One legend we will never unravel is a love affair with shoes. Maybe it’s that they are the last thing we put on, an extension of the longest bit of the female form. Maybe it’s that they are the first thing we take off. One thing the lines on the back of stockings lead to. Or maybe it’s that they are the last thing we take off.

It matters not. As elusive (or as tragic) as they get, we will always be enchanted.

Farylrobin continues the fantasy by crafting comfortable enchantments with comfy pricetags. And we all live happily ever after.

— Angie Hargot

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Snow White

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Gretal

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Rapunzel

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Music Junkie

JJ GREY AND MOFRO WILL ROCK OUT AT THE CULTURE ROOM IN FORT LAUDERDALE ON FEB. 21.

MOVIN’ ON UP TO THE COUNTRY GHETTO If Country Ghetto, the latest CD by JJ Grey and Mofro, has a certain effortless feel, it’s no coincidence.

“The song ‘Country Ghetto,’ I didn’t spend 10 minutes thinking about that song,” Grey said in a recent phone interview. “It was the same way with ‘Circles.’

We were riding down the road on the bus and I just ran and grabbed a keyboard and just started playing it into the computer. [It was] the same thing with [the song] ‘Turpentine’.… I don’t know of any song that I thought more than a few minutes about or ever really thought about.

They just sort of happened.”

The amazement in Grey’s voice as he recalled those moments made clear that

adopted the band name Mofro. Signed to the indie label Fog City Records, Grey recruited Hance and several other musicians to make the CD Blackwater.

Looking back, Grey remembers the challenges that came with the CD, which was produced by Fog City owner Dan Prothero.

“I had a drummer over there in England,” Grey said. “I saw him one time at a rehearsal, and I brought him over. He’s a great drummer, playing drum ‘n’ bass.

But I only got to see him play drum ‘n’ bass, like 150 beats per minute. When we tried to slow down and start playing some soul, oh man, he was struggling.”

Eventually Prothero convinced Grey to let him bring in another drummer,

“This is one time when I left the studio that I felt like wow, we’ve really got something here.” songwriting hasn’t always been so effortless for him.

Grey’s first brush with recording came in 1994, after a demo that he made with guitarist Daryl Hance got the attention of a British record label and earned the duo a trip to London to record. That deal collapsed, and it wasn’t until 2001 that Grey got a second chance for a first CD. By that time, Grey had returned to his home base of Jacksonville, Fla., and

George Sluppick, and the songs began to take shape — at least to Prothero’s ears.

But Grey said he remembers not being sure about Blackwater when it was finished. “When we left the studio with Blackwater, I was like, I don’t know what the hell we’ve got,” Grey said. “Then the second record, I knew a little bit more what to listen for and I felt better about it. And then this record, I felt really good about it. This is one time when I left the

studio that I felt like wow, we’ve really got something here.”

Fortunately for Grey and what has been a shifting cast of Mofro musicians, Blackwater made musical sense, and the group gradually began building a following with heavy duty touring.

The band’s popularity only grew after the release of the second CD, Lochloosa, in 2004. Then with the early-2007 arrival of Country Ghetto, Grey has taken Mofro another step forward. After releasing Lochloosa on Swampland Records (through a licensing agreement with Fog City), Country Ghetto arrived on the much larger label Alligator Records.

This CD, like the previous two, was produced by Prothero. But even before the CD’s release, Grey felt comfortable with Alligator’s promotional efforts, which included a new influx of interview opportunities.

“That’s one thing that they brought to the table,” Grey said. “And they do a lot of things that we’ve never been able to have done before. It’s no knock on any of the labels we’ve been on before…. But I’m learning it’s a whole different kettle of fish when there are 16 full-time employees who’ve been doing this for years, rather two people max working on it in conjunction with me and my manager to try to do it.”

Songs like “By Your Side,” “War” and “Country Ghetto,” with their gritty, funky edge, rock harder and offer a bigger

sound than much of Mofro’s earlier music. They are also some of the tightest and most smartly crafted songs Grey has written. The fine songcraft also carries through on Country Ghetto’s more relaxed songs, such as the deeply soulful, heavily emotional ballad “Circles,” and the tangy horn-accented “Tragic.”

Along with its musical growth, Mofro has settled into something of a stable lineup since Lochloosa. Joining Grey and Hance are drummer Sluppick (who came on board full-time after his other band, the Willard Grant Conspiracy, split up) and bassist Adam Scone.

The group has been touring extensively to support Country Ghetto, bringing along an additional musical treat for fans on many dates — a pair of horn players.

This allows JJ Grey and Mofro not only to faithfully render songs from Country Ghetto, but also to bring new dimensions to older songs.

“A lot of the stuff that was on the other records will have the horn lines that I always wanted to put on those, but couldn’t afford to get a horn section together in the studio, that kind of thing,” he said.

“So we’ll have horns on some of those songs too.”

JJ Grey and Mofro will perform at 8 p.m. Feb. 21 at the Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale.

Tickets are $20, and are available at www.ticketmaster.com.

— Alan Sculley

The Jewel of South Beach

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JUMPER ### Written by David S. Goyer, Jim Uhls and Simon Kinberg.

Directed by Doug Liman. Starring Hayden Christiansen, Samuel L. Jackson, Rachel Bilson and Jamie Bell. Rated PG-13.

Of all of the superpowers one can think of, teleportation has to be the coolest.

Imagine being able to close your eyes and instantly transport yourself anywhere, from a few feet to the other side of the world. Throw in a love interest and a few bad guys and you have Jumper, an enter-

Jackson), the well-financed leader of the Paladin Organization, which has sworn to kill all “jumpers” regardless of the consequences.

After getting attacked by Roland and his cattle prod — apparently electricity stuns jumpers so they can’t teleport — David returns to his hometown of Ann Arbor, Mich., where he finds his high school sweetheart (Rachel Bilson) and whisks her off to Rome for an abrupt vacation.

They travel the traditional way, in a (gasp!) airplane, but while visiting the Coliseum he and another jumper, Griffin (Jamie

All it takes for him to travel is to think about where he wants to go. taining adventure with cool visual effects and action scenes that include London buses crashing in the Egyptian desert.

Hayden Christensen (Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith) plays David Rice, a man in his early twenties who uses teleportation to rob banks and see the world. All it takes for him to travel is to think about where he wants to go and he immediately gets there. He’s a bit arrogant — in narration he calls the audience “chumps” for not having his ability — but he does make the “jumping” enviable. One person who certainly envies David is Roland (Samuel L.

Bell, Billy Elliot), are attacked by Paladins and David is officially drawn into the war.

Director Doug Liman (Mr. and Mrs. Smith) keeps the energy high and uses the jumping creatively (a “whooshing” sound every time someone jumps keeps things fun), never allowing the film to become a one-trick pony. However, the script by David S. Goyer, Jim Uhls and Simon Kinberg could use some fleshing out, as character motivations are rarely made clear, particularly regarding the Paladins and why they want to kill all jumpers. Jealousy is one thing, but where

and how they get their assets remains a mystery. Perhaps more explanations are offered in the novel by Steven Gould, on which the movie is based.

It’s understandable that an action movie will defy logic, but it’s less forgivable when the story doesn’t respect the limitations it creates for itself. For example, toward the end David and Griffin teleport and fight at random places all over the world, ending in a war zone in Chechnya. If they have to think about where they’re going in order to get there, how and why would Chechnya come to mind? Don’t tell me they make the coincidental connection of fighting their own war while there’s a war in Chechnya — neither of these guys is bright or humane enough to have Eastern European politics on his mind.

In fairness, logic has nothing to do with the effectiveness and energy of Jumper, and it’s almost always an egregious error to bash an action movie for not making logical sense. If we did, then we may as well banish all suspension of disbelief and just watch documentaries, although even those are prone to hyperbole.

So don’t hop, skip or jump to this one, but if you do casually make your way to the theater to see it you will not be disappointed, in spite of the movie’s shortcomings.

— Dan Hudak

HAYDEN CHRISTIANSEN TELEPORTS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND GETS CHASED BY BAD GUYS IN JUMPER.

IN BRUGES ### (Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes) Two London-based hit men (Farrell and Gleeson) experience the sights and seedy culture of Bruges, Belgium, while they wait for a call from their boss (Fiennes). Writer/director Martin McDonagh has had great success as a playwright, and here he’s given us one of the best dark comedies in quite some time. It’s funny, violent and strange, but none of it is forced. The action grows out of the situation, and it all seems genuine and logical. Rated R.

(Joseph Cross) who tortures his victims; the more hits his Web site receives, the quicker the victim dies. The torture contraptions look like cheap Saw rip-offs,” and there’s very little suspense or originality in this bland thriller. Rated R. PERSEPOLIS ### (Chiara Mastroianni, Catherine Deneuve, Danielle Darrieux) A 10-year-old Iranian girl’s (Mastroianni) life is changed during the 1978 Islamic Revolution, and in the years that follow she travels abroad and returns to her family to endure life in Ayatollah Khomeini’s regime. It’s an adult drama that happens to be animated and told from a child’s perspective, and as such it’s a challenging, surprisingly humorous movie that deserves its Oscar nomination for best animated feature film. Rated PG-13.

FOOL’S GOLD ## (Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland) Newly divorced Ben “Finn” Finnegan (McConaughey) and Tess (Hudson) believe they’ve found a clue to a 300-year-old Spanish treasure somewhere in the Caribbean, but must find it before a fellow fortune hunter (Ray Winstone) and gangster (Kevin Hart) get there first. The story is bland and the pacing is too slow, but fans of McConaughey’s buff, well-tanned torso will assuredly not be disappointed. Rated PG-13.

MAD MONEY ## (Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah, Katie Holmes) Three down-on-their-luck women (Keaton, Latifah and Holmes) steal from the Federal Reserve Bank at which they’re employed in this would-be comedy from director Callie Khouri (Oscar winner for writing Thelma and Louise). There’s no suspense as the movie begins in the end and shows the girls getting caught, and from there is flat and unfunny throughout, making you sigh and shake your head at what’s become of Keaton’s career. Rated PG-13.

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE # (Paris Hilton, Joel Moore, Christine Lakin) Before Nate (Moore) can woo the girl of his dreams (Hilton), he must first find a suitor for her hideously ugly best friend June (Lakin), who’s never kissed a guy. The title is bad, the premise is bad and the jokes are bad. As for Hilton’s acting, it’s atrocious. Rated PG-13.

HONEYDRIPPER ##1/2 (Danny Glover, Charles S. Dutton, Lisa Gay Hamilton) In 1950 in the deep south of Harmony, Alabama, Tyrone “Pine Top” Purvis (Glover) schemes to keep his beloved Honeydripper Lounge, which is facing bankruptcy. Writer/director John Sayles’ (Sunshine State) films are always interesting, but they’re also usually a bit long and fail to pack and emotional punch. That description fits this film perfectly. Rated PG-13.

VINCE VAUGHN’S WILD WEST COMEDY SHOW: 30 DAYS AND 30 NIGHTS – HOLLYWOOD TO THE HEARTLAND ##1/2 (Vince Vaughn, Peter Billingsley, Justin Long) Actor Vince Vaughn and four stand up comedians (John Caparulo, Bret Ernst, Ahmed Ahmed and Sebastian Maniscalco) tour the U.S. in October 2005. It’s not a compelling documentary, but the stand up routines are amusing and it has surprising heart, particularly

CLOVERFIELD ### (Michael Stahl-David, Jessica Lucas, Lizzie Caplan) New Yorkers scramble and scream while running from a skyscrapersized monster that decapitates the Statue of Liberty and destroys the city.

The entire film is from the perspective of a shaky hand-held camera, which can make those prone to motion sickness a bit queasy and lightheaded. Otherwise, it’s a highly effective monster thriller with some genuine scares and cool visual effects. Rated PG-13.

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when the comedians give free tickets to Louisiana people who lost their homes during Hurricane Katrina. Rated R. OVER HER DEAD BODY #1/2 (Eva Longoria Parker, Lake Bell, Paul Rudd) The ghost of a veterinarian’s (Rudd) dead fiancé (Longoria Parker) haunts his new love interest, a caterer/aspiring psychic (Bell). It’s an un-

funny would-be comedy that’s so creatively inept it stoops to extended fart jokes and gay stereotypes for laughs.

Rated PG-13.

UNTRACEABLE ## (Diane Lane, Billy Burke, Colin Hanks) FBI cyber crimes investigator Jennifer Marsh (Lane) and her co-workers (Burke and Hanks) track an online murderer

CASSANDRA’S DREAM ##1/2 (Ewan McGregor, Colin Farrell, Tom Wilkinson) Writer/director Woody Allen returns to Match Point territory in this London-set drama about two destitute brothers (McGregor and Farrell) whose wealthy uncle (Wilkinson) offers to fix their financial woes if they’ll kill his rival. The acting is solid, but the plot is predictable and a lack of empathy with the brothers prevents us from getting swept up in the suspenseful drama. Rated PG-13.

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Listings BARS, CLUBS AND CASINOS MIAMI-DADE COUNTY AVENTURA Justin’s: 17813 Biscayne Blvd., Aventura.

305-931-1900.

Ivy’s Restaurant & Lounge: 19004 N.E. 29th Ave., Aventura. 305-932-1416.

Prezzo Restaurant & Martini Bar: 18831 Biscayne Blvd., Aventura. 305-931-5775.

Q Lounge: 3575 N.E. 207th St., Aventura.

305-931-9957.

CORAL GABLES/COCONUT GROVE Alcazaba Nightclub: 50 Alhambra Plaza, Coral Gables. 305-441-1234.

Bottoms Up Lounge: 5655 S.W. 8th St., Coral Gables. 305-246-4551.

Chispa: 225 Altara Ave., Coral Gables.

305-648-2600.

Cielo Garden & Supperclub: 3390 Mary St., Coconut Grove. 305-446-9060.

City Cellar: 45 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables.

786-497-5450.

Corkscrew Bar: Biltmore Hotel, 1200 Anastasia Ave., Coral Gables. 305-445-1926.

Coyote Ugly Saloon: 3015 Grand Ave., Coconut Grove. 305-460-8459.

Donna’s Bistro & Bar: 700 Biltmore Way, Coral Gables. 305-445-8888.

Fat Tuesday: 3015 Grand Ave., Coconut Grove. 305-529-2222.

Fleming’s Prime Steak & Wine Bar: 2525 Ponce de Leon Blvd., Coral Gables.

305-569-7995.

Fritz & Franz Bierhaus: 60 Merrick Way, Coral Gables. 305-774-1883.

Globe Café and Bar: 377 Alhambra Circle, Coral Gables. 305-445-3555.

Jaguar Ceviche Spoon Bar & Latam Grill: 3067 Grand Ave., Coconut Grove.

305-444-0216.

Los Ranchos: 3015 Grand Ave., Coconut Grove. 305-461-1118.

Oxygen: 2911 Grand Ave., Coral Gables.

305-476-0202.

Sandbar Grill: 3064 Grand Ave., Coral Gables. 305-444-5270.

Scotty’s Landing: 3381 Pan American Drive, Coconut Grove. 305-854-2626.

Señor Frogs: 3480 Main Highway, Coconut

Grove. 305-448-0999.

Tavern in the Grove: 3416 Main Highway, Coconut Grove. 305-447-3884.

Tempo Restaurant & Lounge: 275 Giralda Ave., Coral Gables. 305-476-9025.

The Alley Cat: 3875 Shipping Ave., Coral Gables. 305-446-8346.

The Grape: 360 San Lorenzo Ave., Coral Gables. 305-444-9463.

The Palm: 4425 Ponce de Leon Blvd., Coral Gables. 786-552-7256.

UVA Restaurant & Lounge: 2626 Ponce de Leon Blvd., Coral Gables. 305-476-8111.

Via Quadronno: 320 San Lorenzo Ave., Coral Gables. 305-476-1160.

Vision Nightclub: 3015 Grand Ave., Coconut Grove. 305-461-1118.

Wet Willie’s: 3390 Mary St., Coconut Grove.

305-443-5060.

ZBA Lounge: 2325 Galiano St., Coral Gables.

305-445-6411.

MIAMI 14-Thirty-Five: 1435 Brickell Ave., Miami.

305-381-5560.

3484 Main Highway: 3483 Main Highway, Miami. 305-445-0022.

66 Nightclub: 66 S.W. Sixth St., Miami.

305-371-6950.

94th Aero Squadron Restaurant & Lounge: 1395 N.W. 57th Ave., Miami. 305-261-4220.

Alley Cat: 3875 Shipping Ave., Miami.

305-446-8346.

Allure Nightclub: 950 N.E. Second Ave., Miami. 315-380-8746.

Apache Landing Bar & Grill: 19004 N.E. 29th Ave., Miami. 305-932-1416.

Aqua: 301 N. Biscayne Blvd., Miami.

305-904-3833.

Atarazana Night Club: 7335 N.W. 36th St., Miami. 305-591-3000.

Ayestaran Cocktail Lounge: 720 S.W. 27th Ave., Miami. 305-649-3235.

Azucar Night Club: 1971 N.W. Seventh St., Miami. 305-441-6974.

Azul: 500 Brickell Key Drive, Miami.

305-913-8254.

B B’s Sports Bar: 9240 S.W. 160th St., Miami. 305-253-2466.

Bahia Bar: Four Season’s, 1435 Brickell Ave., Miami. 305-358-3535.

Bare Necessity: 9100 S. Dixie Highway, 8251.

Miami. 305-670-2373.

Caribbean Sport Bar: 10805 S.W. 72nd St., The Bar at Level 25: Conrad Hotel, Espirito Miami. 305-270-9303.

Santo Plaza, 1395-1401 Brickell Ave., Central Español: 3615 N.W. South River Miami. 305-503-6529. Web site: Drive, Miami. 305-635-5660. www.conradmiami.com.

Champagne’s: 1060 N.E. 79th St., Miami.

Bayside Hut: 3501 Rickenbacker Causeway, 305-758-1893.

Miami. 305-361-0808.

Champions Bar & Grill: 4400 N.W. 87th Ave., Big Mac’s Foxy Lady Lounge: 1800 N.W. 79th Miami. 305-591-6626.

St., Miami. 305-691-5032.

Chicagoan Bar: 10702 N.W. Seventh Ave., Bill & Ted’s Tavern: 12360 S.W. 109th Miami. 305-756-5306.

Terrace, Miami. 305-740-4976.

Chispa: 11500 N.W. 41st St., Miami.

Black Gold Club of Miami: 7770 Biscayne 305-591-7166.

Blvd., Miami. 305-756-7770.

Churchill’s Hideaway: 5501 N.E. Second Blu Moon Restaurant & Lounge: 1717 N. Ave., Miami. 305-757-1807.

Bayshore Drive, Miami. 305-373-8188.

Club: 14247 N.W. Seventh Ave., Miami.

Bobbie’s Roundtable Lounge: 11205 N.W. 305-685-7251.

Seventh Ave., Miami. 305-756-6198.

Club 45: 4545 N.W. Seventh St., Miami.

Bongo’s: 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami.

305-442-6369.

786-777-2100.

Club Boi: 728 N.W. 79th St., Miami.

Booby Trap: 5922 S. Dixie Highway, Miami.

305-836-8995.

305-663-9837.

Club Intensity: 10600 N.W. 77th Ave., Miami.

Booby Trap: 29000 S. Dixie Highway, Miami.

305-817-4300.

305-248-7713.

Club Melodie: 11401 N.W. 27th Ave., Miami.

Bootylicious South: 13045 S.W. 87th Ave., 305-687-8758.

Miami. 305-256-9100.

Club Mystique: 5101 Blue Lagoon Drive, Boteco Brazilian Bar: 916 N.E. 79th St., Miami. 305-267-2780.

Miami. 305-757-7735.

Club Paradis: 7707 N.W. 103rd St., Miami.

Bottoms Up Lounge: 5655 S.W. Eighth St., 305-825-1000.

Miami. 305-264-4551.

Bougainvillea’s Old Florida Tavern: 7221 S.W. 58th Ave., Miami. 305-669-8577.

Bricks Night Club & Sky Lounge: 66 S.W. Sixth St., Miami. 305-371-6950.

Bt’s Gentlemen’s Club Incorporated: 5922 S. Dixie Highway, Miami. 305-6634567.

Café Descarga: 2235 W. Flagler St., Miami. 305631-1116.

Café Iguana: 8505 Mills Drive, Miami.

305-274-0215.

Café Mystique: 7250 N.W. 11th St., Miami. 305-262Halo Lounge: 1625 Michigan Ave., Miami Beach.

9500. haloloungemiami.com.

Café Sambal: 500 Brickell Key Drive, Miami. 305-913-

Club Pebbles: 6232 N.W. Third Ave., Miami.

305-751-5604.

Club Pink Pussycat South: 3890 N.W. 36th St., Miami. 305-633-4000.

Club RolieXX: 12001 N.W. 27th Ave., Miami.

305-685-7408.

Club Space: 34 N.E. 11th St., Miami.

305-372-9378.

Club Warehouse: 90 N.E. 11th St., Miami.

786-425-3545.

Coco Loco Lounge & Patio: 495 Brickell Ave., Miami. 305-373-6000.

Coco’s Lounge Living On-Edge: 1430 N.W. 119th St., Miami. 305-688-5005.

Color of the Islands: 12315 S.W. 224 St., Miami. 305-258-9711.

Corbett’s Sports Bar & Grill: 12721 S. Dixie Highway, Miami. 305-238-0823.

Cover Club: 10275 Collins Ave., Miami.

305-672-4893.

Crazy Horse Saloon: 17800 State Road 9, Miami. 305-999-9500.

Curley’s: 8517 N.W. 22nd Ave., Miami.

305-693-1709.

Currents Sports Lounge: 400 S.E. Second Ave., Miami. 305-358-1234.

Cypress Lounge: 500 S.W. 177th Ave., Miami. 305-222-4600.

Deb’s Lounge: 5832 N.W. 27th Ave., Miami.

305-634-3638.

Dolphin Bar & Lounge: 4660 Palm Ave., Miami. 305-818-5900.

Duffy’s Tavern: 2108 S.W. 57th Ave., Miami.

305-264-6580.

Gold Rush: 29 NE 11th St., Miami.

305-358-9848.

GoodFellas: 10442 S.W. 186th St., Miami.

305-254-2911.

Grass Restaurant & Lounge: 28 N.E. 40th St., Miami. 305-573-3355.

Happy’s Stork Lounge: 1872 79th St., Miami.

305-865-3621.

Hard Rock Café: 401 Biscayne Blvd., R-200, Bayside Marketplace, Miami. 305-377-3110.

Hooligan’s Pub: 9555 S. Dixie Highway, Miami. 305-667-9673.

Hottie’s Gentlemen’s Club: 5325 N.W. 77th Ave., Miami. 305-477-2176.

Hoy Como Ayer: 2212 S.W. Eighth St., Miami. 305-541-2631.

Indochine: 638 S. Miami Ave., Miami.

305-379-1525.

Kaffe Krystal: 10855 S.W. 72nd St., Miami.

305-274-1112.

Keg South of Kendall: 12805 S.W. 136th Ave., Miami. 305-253-2043.

La Rosa: 4041 N.W. Seventh St., Miami.

305-541-1715.

Little Hoolies Pub: 13135 S.W. 89th Place, Miami. 305-252-9155.

Lobby Lounge: 500 Brickell Key Drive,

Miami. 305-913-8288.

Los Ranchos: 8888 S.W. 136th St., Miami. 305-2386867.

M-Bar: 500 Brickell Key Drive, Miami.

305-913-8288.

Mandarin Hotel: 500 Brickell Key Drive, Miami.

305-913-8288.

Metropolis Downtown: 950 N.E. Second Ave., Miami.

305-415-0000.

Miami Velvet: 3901 N.W. 77th Ave., Miami.

305-406-1604.

Miami’s Concorde: 2301 Hotel Victor: 1144 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach.

S.W. 32nd Ave., Miami.

305-441-6974. hotelvictorsouthbeach.com Miccosukee Gaming & Resort: Open 24 hours. 500 S.W. 177 Ave., Miami.

Space: 34 N.E. 11th St., Miami.

800-551-2409.

305-372-9378.

Mike’s at Venetia: 555 N.E. 15th St., Ninth Soho Lounge: 175 N.E. 36th St., Miami.

Floor, Miami. 305-374-5731.

305-576-1988.

Nocturnal: 50 N.E. 11th St., Miami.

Stir Crazy Showgirls: 12425 S. Dixie 305-576-6996.

Highway, Miami. 305-233-4432.

Noir Bar: 1395 Brickell Ave., Miami.

Stonewall Lounge: 1795 W. Okeechobee 305-503-6500.

Road, Miami. 305-885-2739.

Novecento Brickell: 1414 Brickell Ave., The Bohemia Room at Power Studios: 3701 Miami. 305-403-0900.

N.E. Second Ave., Miami. 305-576-1336.

O’Zone: 6620 Red Road, Miami.

The Pawn Shop Lounge: 1222 N.E. Second 305-667-2888.

Ave., Miami. 305-373-3511.

Pawn Shop Lounge: 1222 N.E. Second Ave., The Roman Pub: 1774 N.W. 183rd St., Miami. 305-373-3511.

Miami. 305-625-1694.

Pink Pony: 7971 N.W. 33rd St., Miami.

The SL Lounge: 9843 S.W. 40th St., Miami.

305-513-3780.

305-220-7115.

Platinum Plus: 7565 W. 20th Ave., Miami.

Tobacco Road: 626 S. Miami Ave., Miami.

305-558-2221.

305-374-1198.

Playpen South: 23101 S. Dixie Highway, Tom’s NFL: 5001 N.W. 36th St., Miami.

Miami. 305-258-4447.

305-884-8344.

Porky’s II: 885 S.E. 14th St., Miami.

Tour 69: 11 N.E. Eighth St., Miami.

305-887-1550.

888-868-7069.

Premier Wine Club: 145 N. Miami Ave., Transit Lounge: 729 S.W. First Ave., Miami.

Miami. 305-416-5187.

305-377-4628.

Primo’s Restaurant & Lounge: 1717 N. Treetops: 1111 S. Royal Poinciana Blvd., Bayshore Drive, Miami. 305-371-9055.

Miami. 305-885-1941.

Rendezvous on the Lakes: 6685 Eagle Nest Village Tavern: 8100 S.W. 81st Drive, Miami.

Lane, Miami. 305-822-7999.

786-712-5035.

Rosinella’s: 1040 S. Miami Ave., Miami.

Yage Bay Club: 3301 Rickenbacker 305-372-5756.

Causeway, Miami. 305-610-7376.

Royal Bavarian Schnitzel Haus: 1085 N.E. 79th St., Miami. 305-754-8002.

MIAMI BEACH Sax in the Beach: 1756 N. Bayshore Drive, 1250 Lounge: 1220 Collins Ave., Miami Miami. 786-924-5535.

Beach. 305-538-0095.

Scully’s Tavern: 9808 Sunset Drive, Miami.

320 Night Club: 320 Lincoln Road, Miami 305-271-7404.

Beach. 305-531-2800.

Secrets: 11340 Biscayne Blvd., Miami.

8 1/2: 821 Washington Ave., Miami Beach.

305-895-8737.

786-276-3850.

Showgirls: 19995 S. Dixie Highway, Miami.

Abbey Brewing Co.: 1115 16th St., Miami 305-255-7474.

Beach. 305-538-8110.

Afterglo: 1200 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-695-1717.

American Champion Bar: 1903 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-672-5886.

Amika: 1532 Washington Ave., Miami Beach.

305-534-1499.

Angel Ultra Lounge: 247 23rd St., Miami Beach. 305-695-1713.

Automatic Slims: 1216 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-695-0795.

B.E.D: 929 Washington Ave., Miami Beach.

305-532-9070.

Bambu Lounge: 645 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-673-4800.

Bar at the Avalon Hotel: 700 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach. 305-532-1727.

Beaches Bar & Grill: 4299 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-672-1910.

Bella Bar: 1659 James Ave., Miami Beach.

305-913-1000.

Below Zero Nitro Bar: 1427 West Ave., Miami Beach. 305-672-8881.

Blue: 222 Española Way, Miami Beach.

305-534-1009.

Bolero Bar & Grill: 61 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-673-6516.

Boy Bar: 1220 Normandy Drive, Miami Beach. 305-864-BOYS. Buck 15: 707 Lincoln Lane, Miami Beach.

305-538-3815.

Buda Bar & Lounge: 841 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-673-6047.

Café Cardozo: 1300 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach. 305-695-2822.

Café Nostalgia: 3425 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-531-8838.

Cameo: 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-532-2667.

Clarke’s Miami Beach: 840 First St., Miami Beach. 305-538-9885.

Clevelander: 1020 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach. 305-531-3485.

Club Deep: 621 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-532-1509.

Club Deuce: 222 14th St., Miami Beach.

305-531-6200.

Club Fifteen-O-One: 1501 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-672-8881.

Club Madonna: 1527 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-534-2000.

Club Tropigala: 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-672-7469.

Club Troy: 701 Collins Ave., suite B1, Miami Beach. 305-674-0556.

COPAS On The Beach: 3425 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-531-9989.

Cristal Nightclub: 1045 Fifth St., Miami Beach. 305-604-6312.

Cucu’s Nest Bar: 2805 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-673-6350.

D’Lounge: National Hotel, 1677 Collins Ave.,

Miami Beach. 305-532-2311.

D’Vine Lounge: 910 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-534-1414.

David Bouley Evolution: 1669 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-604-6090.

Delano Hotel: 1685 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-672-2000.

Dek23: 655 Washington Ave., Miami Beach.

305-674-1176.

Dewey’s Tavern: 852 Alton Road, Miami Beach. 305-532-9980.

Fallabella Bar: 1650 James Ave., Miami Beach. 305-913-1000.

Fat Tuesday: 918 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach.

305-441-2992.

Felt: 1242 Washington Ave., Miami Beach.

305-531-2114.

Finnegan’s Way: 1344 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach. 305-672-7747.

Finnegan’s II: 942 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. 305-538-7997.

Flute Champagne Lounge: 500 S. Pointe Drive, Miami Beach. 305-674-8680.

GEM Nightclub: 617 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-674-0977.

Gemma: 529 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach.

305-534-3662.

Halo Lounge: 1625 Michigan Ave., Miami Beach. haloloungemiami.com.

Hemisphere Lounge: 1601 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-604-1601.

Hotel Victor: 1144 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach. hotelvictorsouthbeach.com Hoy Como Ayer: 2212 SW Eighth St., Miami.

305-541-2631.

Jade Lounge: 1766 Bay Road, Miami Beach.

305-695-0000.

Jazid: 1342 Washington Ave., Miami Beach.

305-673-9372.

Jimmy’z: 432 41st St., Miami Beach.

305-604-9798.

Kashmir: 1203 Washington Ave. Miami Beach, 305-965-2820 Laundry Bar: 721 N. Lincoln Lane, Miami Beach. 305-531-7700.

Lemon Twist: 908 71st St., Miami Beach.

305-868-2075.

Lost Weekend: 218 Española Way, Miami Beach. 305-672-1707.

Love Hate Lounge: 423 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-695-8616.

Lucky Strike Lanes: 1691 Michigan Ave., Miami Beach. 305-532-0307.

Macarena Tavern: 1334 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-531-3440.

Mango’s: 900 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach.

305-673-4422.

Mansion: 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-532-1525.

Marlin Bar: 1200 Collins Ave., Miami Beach.

305-604-5000.

Beach. 305-865-1752.

Score: 727 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach.

305-535-1111.

Segafredo: 1040 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. 305673-0047.

Señor Frog’s Miami Beach: 616 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-6735262.

SET Miami: 320 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. 305531-2800.

Seven South Beach: 685 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-538-0820.

Kashmir: 1203 Washington Ave. Miami Beach, Shine: 1801 Collins Ave., Miami Beach.

305-965-2820 305-341-1455.

Shuckers Bar & Grill: 1819 79th St. Causeway, Miami Mynt Lounge: 1921 Collins Ave., Miami Beach.

305-866-1570.

Beach. 786-532-0727.

SkyBar: 1901 Collins Ave., Miami Beach.

Nikki Beach: One Ocean Drive, Miami 786-276-6772.

Beach. 305-538-1231.

Sopranos: 916 71st St., Miami Beach.

Nobu Miami: 1901 Collins Ave., Miami 305-868-8989.

Beach. 305-695-3232.

Suite: 1439 Washington Ave., Miami Beach.

Norman’s American Bar and Grill: 6770 305-604-3644.

Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-868-9248.

Tantra: 1445 Pennsylvania Ave., Miami Ocean’s Ten: 960 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach.

Beach. 305-672-4765.

305-604-1999.

Tapas & Tintos: 448 Española Way, Miami Onda Lounge: 1248 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. 305-538-8272.

Beach. 305-674-4464.

Taverna Opa South Beach: 36-40 Ocean Opium Garden/Prive: 136 Collins Ave., Drive, Miami Beach. 305-673-6730.

Miami Beach. 305-674-8630.

Ted’s Hideaway: 124 Second St., Miami Ouzo’s Greek Taverna & Bar: 1766 Bay Beach. 305-532-9869.

Road, Miami Beach. 305-604-0014.

Templo Lounge: 619 Washington Ave., Palace Food Bar: 1200 Ocean Drive, Miami Miami Beach. 305-535-5636.

Beach. 305-531-7234.

The Bar at Catalina Hotel & Beach Club: Palms Hotel: 3025 Collins Ave., Miami 1756 Collins Ave., Miami Beach.

Beach. 305-534-0505.

305-674-3527.

Passage Bar: 1144 Ocean Drive, Miami The Boom Boom Room: 423 16th St., Miami Beach. 305-428-1234.

Beach. 305-673-4424.

Play Bar & Lounge: 3900 Collins Ave., The Fifth: 1045 Fifth St., Miami Beach.

Miami Beach. 305-538-4900.

305-300-3922.

Playwright: 1265 Washington Ave., Miami The Lapidus Lounge: One Lincoln Road, Beach. 305-534-0667.

Miami Beach. 305-276-4000.

Polar Bar: 938 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach.

The Press Room: 1233 Lincoln Road, Miami 305-695-9334.

Beach. 305-672-5850.

Purdy Lounge: 1811 Purdy Ave., Miami The Spy Lounge & Brasserie: 1756 Collins Beach. 305-531-4622.

Ave., Miami Beach. 305-532-0980.

Quinn’s Bar: 640 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach.

The Veranda Bar: 3025 Collins Ave., Miami 305-538-1611.

Beach. 305-908-5468.

Raleigh Bar: 1775 Collins Ave., Miami Tiki Bar: 6701 Collins Ave., Miami Beach.

Beach. 305-534-6300.

305-865-8511.

Red Light District Nightclub: 643 Townhouse Rooftop: 150 20th Street and Washington Ave., Miami Beach.

Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-534-3800.

786-597-7586.

Twist: 1075 Washington Ave., Miami Beach.

Room: 100 Collins Ave., Suite 4, Miami 305-538-9478.

Beach. 305-531-6061.

Vino Miami Wine Bar: 1601 Washington Sandbar Lounge: 6752 Collins Ave., Miami

Ave., Miami Beach. 786-207-8466.

Wet Willie’s: 760 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach.

305-532-5650.

Whitelaw Lounge: 808 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. 305-398-7000 Wish: 801 Collins Ave., Miami Beach.

305-531-2222.

Zeke’s Roadhouse: 625 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. 305-672-3118.

NORTH MIAMI/NORTH MIAMI BEACH Ale House: 3227 N.E. 163rd St., Miami. 305945-6878.

Area 51 Sports Lounge: 17032 Collins Ave., North Miami Beach. 305-949-3903.

Azulee: 6646 Collins Ave., North Miami Beach. 786-287-5846.

Billys Pub: 13720 Biscayne Blvd., North Miami Beach. 305-949-3290.

Billy’s Pub Too: 732 N.E. 125th St., North Miami. 305-899-9986.

Blue Note Jazz: 2299 N.E. 164th St., North Miami Beach. 305-940-3394.

Club Alexandra’s: 12953 N.W. Seventh St., North Miami. 305-688-1066.

Club Ebony: 12953 N.W. Seventh Ave., North Miami. 305-638-5303.

Diamonds Cabaret: 337 N.W. 170th St., North Miami Beach. 305-654-3500.

Emerald Lounge: 9909 Collins Ave., North Miami Beach. 305-866-4441.

Kent’s Sports Bar Café: 171 Sunny Isles Blvd., North Miami Beach. 305-940-1005.

London Tavern: 9601 E. Bay Harbor Drive, North Miami Beach. 305-868-4141.

Martini’s Bistro-Bar: 17850 W. Dixie Highway, Miami. 305-931-0262.

Miami Gold: 17450 Biscayne Blvd., North Miami Beach. 305-945-6030.

Moroccan Nights: 9555 Harding Ave., North Miami Beach. 305-865-5333.

Paquito’s: 16265 Biscayne Blvd., North Miami Beach. 305-947-5027.

Seahorse Bar: 9449 Collins Ave., North Miami Beach. 305-535-8600.

Solid Gold: 2355 163rd St., North Miami Beach. 305-956-5726.

The Trap: 13690 N.W. Seventh Ave., North Miami Beach. 305-681-1756.

Thee Dollhouse: 255 Sunny Isles Blvd., North Miami Beach. 305-948-3087.

Tootsie’s Cabaret: 150 N.W. 183rd St., Miami. 305-651-5822.

BROWARD COUNTY HALLANDALE BEACH/HOLLYWOOD 441 All-Star Sports Club: 1510 S. State Road 7, Hollywood. 954-961-7025.

88’s Dueling Pianos: One Seminole Way, Hollywood. 954-584-8868.

American Lounge Cover Co.: 3130 S.W. 19th St., Hallandale. 954-965-5988.

Anchor Inn: 7023 Taft St., Hollywood.

954-981-9856.

Aroma Café & Bar: 2333 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood. 954-925-3044.

Badabing: 51 N.E. 10th St., Hallandale.

954-943-4996.

Baja Beach Club: 100 Ansin Blvd., Hallandale. 954-458-5115.

Bar Maniac: 115 N. 21st Ave., Hollywood.

954-926-0501.

Bilabong Pub: 3000 Country Club Lane, Hallandale. 954-985-1050.

Booby Trap Nightclub: 5775 Hallandale Beach Blvd., Hallandale. 954-963-4422.

Bongo Limbo Sports Bar & Grill: 6200 N. Ocean Drive, Hollywood. 954-925-2133.

Boston Johnny’s: 2120 N. Dixie Highway, Hollywood. 954-923-7650.

Bu’s Beach Bar: 200 N. Broadwalk, Hollywood. 954-929-3315.

Captain J’s: 1224 S. Dixie Highway, Hollywood. 954-924-9146.

Cheetah: 100 Ansin Blvd., Hallandale Beach.

954-455-2131.

Christine Lee’s: 901 Federal Highway, Hallandale Beach. 954-457-6255.

Cloud 9 Lounge: 7126 Stirling Road, Hollywood. 954-499-3525.

Club M: 2037 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood.

954-925-8396.

Club Q: 7357 Davie Road, Hollywood.

954-431-8044.

Club Sonar: 2006 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood. 954-920-8777.

Conine’s Clubhouse Grill: 5181 Sheridan St., Frankie’s Pier 5: 124 S. Federal Highway, Hallandale Beach. 954-454-2410.

G’s Place: 201 N. 21st Ave., Hollywood.

954-920-9099.

Gulfstream Park and Casino: 901 S. Federal Highway, Hallandale Beach. 954-454-7000.

Web site: www.gulfstreampark.com.

Hard Rock Café Hollywood: One Seminole Way, Hollywood. 954-315-9112.

Harrison Street Sushi Jazz: 1902 Harrison St., Hollywood. 954-927-8474.

Hollywood Ale House: 3215 Oakwood Blvd., Hollywood. 954-925-7275.

Improv Comedy Club: One Seminole Way, Hollywood. 954-981-5653.

JKelly’s Pub: 1850 Harrison St., Hollywood.

954-929-7940.

Le Tub: 1100 N. Ocean Drive, Hollywood.

954-921-9425.

Luce Restaurant & Bar: 1906 Harrison St., Hollywood. 954-920-2500.

McGowan’s: 298 Arizona St., Hollywood.

954-920-6353.

Moonshadow Sports Tavern: 939 N. Federal

Highway, Hollywood. 954-927-6666.

Murphy’s Law Irish Pub: One Seminole Way, Hollywood. 954-791-4782.

O’Hara’s Jazz & Blues Café: 1903 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood. 954-929-5990.

O’Mally’s Beach Bar: 101 N. Ocean Drive, Hollywood. 954-920-4062.

Ocean Alley: 900 N. Boardwalk, Hollywood Beach. 954-921-6171.

Pangaea/Gryphon: 5711 Seminole Way, Hollywood. 954-581-5454.

Parks’ Sports Club: One Seminole Way, Hollywood. 954-556-7450.

Passion Nightclub: One Seminole Way, Hollywood. 954-394-7099.

Rival’s Sports Grille: 3460 S. Ocean Drive, Hollywood. 954-602-8760.

Sauer Apple Saloon: 1814 Harrison St., Hollywood. 954-929-0755.

Serenata: 901 S. Federal Highway, Hallandale. 954-457-6464.

Spirits: One Seminole Way, Hollywood.

954-327-7625.

Sportspage Lounge: 812 W. Hallandale Blvd., Hallandale. 954-458-1643.

Sushi Blues Café & Blue Monk Lounge: 2009 Harrison St., Hollywood.

954-929-9560.

Sushi Room & Sake Lounge: 1810 S. Young Circle, Hollywood. 954-922-1103.

Tatiana Nightclub: 1710 E. Hallandale Beach Blvd., Hallandale Beach.

954-454-1222.

Tailgaters: 2736 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood. 954-922-7427.

Tatu: One Seminole Way, Hollywood.

954-583-1499.

Tequila Ranch: One Seminole Way, Hollywood. 954-556-7430.

The Now Art Cafe: 1820 S. Young Circle, Hollywood. 954-922-0506.

Villa Pannonia: 2215 N. Federal Highway, Hollywood. 954-926-3355.

Walsh’s Pub: 2217 N. Federal Highway, Hollywood. 954-920-5479.

X-IT Lounge: 219 N. 21st Ave., Hollywood.

954-925-5855.

FORT LAUDERDALE 4140 Bar & Grill: 4140 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-568-2207.

A1A Dive Bar: 3233 N. Ocean Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-565-9264.

Alligator Alley: 1321 E. Commercial Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-771-2220.

Andy’s Lounge & Package: 12450 W. State Road 84, Fort Lauderdale. 954-473-2017.

Annie’s Sly Fox: 3537 Galt Ocean Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-561-8444.

Archie’s Place: 3333 E. Oakland Park Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-561-4111.

Hammondville Road, Ark Restaurant & Lounge: 6255 Stirling Fort Lauderdale. 954-973-6888.

Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-584-3074.

Boom: 2232 Wilton Drive, Fort Lauderdale.

Art Bar: 300 S.W. First Ave., suite 145, Fort 954-630-3556.

Lauderdale. 954-525-0044.

Boulevard Lounge: 5889 Margate Blvd., Automatic Slims: 15 W. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Fort Lauderdale. 954-978-3062.

Lauderdale. 954-522-8585.

Brandy’s Irish Pub: 988 S. State Road 7, Bahia Cabana Bar: 3001 Harbor Drive, Fort Fort Lauderdale. 954-973-1390.

Lauderdale. 954-524-1555.

Brick: 21 W. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Banana Boat: 6242 W. Oakland Park Blvd., Lauderdale. 954-525-9004.

Fort Lauderdale. 954-742-3344.

Briney Riverfront Pub: 305 S. Andrews Ave., Barney Muldoon’s Pub: 2935 N. Federal Fort Lauderdale. 954-376-4741.

Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-568-9500.

Briny Irish Pub: 3045 N. Federal Highway, Beach Betty’s: 625 E. Dania Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-376-4741.

Fort Lauderdale. 954-921-9893.

Briny Irish Pub: 3440 E. Atlantic Blvd., Fort Beach Watch: 300 N. Beach Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-942-3159.

Lauderdale. 954-929-4887.

Buccaneer Lounge & Package: 2470 N. Beer Barn Cocktail Lounge: 4223 S.W. 64th Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale.

Ave., Fort Lauderdale. 954-583-7151.

954-941-2938.

Big Dawg’s Sports Café: 10000 N.W. Sixth Bulldog Sports Bar: 3074 N.E. 33rd Ave., Court, Fort Lauderdale. 954-435-2901.

Fort Lauderdale. 954-568-6950.

Big Dog Saloon: 2283 Wilton Drive, Fort Buzz’s Lounge: 8933 W. Oakland Park Blvd., Lauderdale. 954-561-4304.

Fort Lauderdale. 954-749-1337.

Bill’s Filling Station: 1243 N.E. 11th Ave., C J’s Sports & Ell: 12165 Pembroke Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-525-9403.

Fort Lauderdale. 954-538-9072.

Billy’s Pub: 11471 W. Sample Road, suite C M Boomers: 13010 W. State Road 84, 115, Fort Lauderdale. 954-753-9456.

Fort Lauderdale. 954-476-0667.

Billy’s Tavern: 8580 W. State Road 84, Caffe Blu: 1010 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Fort Lauderdale. 954-475-9464.

Lauderdale. 954-525-0093.

Bimini Bay Bar: 412 S.E. 32nd St., Fort Cagney’s Bar & Grill: 5981 S. University Lauderdale. 954-768-0960.

Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-680-9578.

Black Pearl Tavern: 1547 E. Commercial Canyon: 1818 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-491-7711.

Lauderdale. 954-765-1950.

Blondies: 229 S. Atlantic Blvd., Fort Casablanca Café: 3049 Alhambra St., Lauderdale. 954-463-0220.

Fort Lauderdale. 954-764-3500.

Blue Goose Beer Saloon: 660 N.W. 22nd Casablanca Night Club: 7840 W. Sample Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-587-8034.

Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-757-8090.

Blue Jay Lounge: 301 S.W. 15th Ave., Fort Cathode Ray Club: 1307 E. Las Olas Blvd., Lauderdale. 954-941-4616.

Fort Lauderdale. 954-462-0291.

Blue Martini: 2432 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Central Pub: 2160 Mears Parkway, Lauderdale. 954-653-2583.

Blue Moon Fish Company: 4405 W. Tradewinds Ave., Fort Lauderdale.

954-267-9888.

Boar’s Nest: 4520 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-9385971.

Boar’s Nest West: 381 W. Prospect Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-938-5971.

Boardwalk: 1721 N. Andrews Ave., Fort Lauderdale. 954-463-6969.

Body Shop: 330 N. Powerline Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-968-2331.

Body Shop Night Club: 303 S.W. Sixth St., Fort Dek23: 655 Washington Ave., Miami Beach.

Lauderdale. 954-946-9640.

305-674-1176.

Booby Trap: 2840

Fort Lauderdale. 954-764-8459.

Crazy8’s Sports Lounge: 4 W. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-523-7159.

Cubby Hole: 823 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-728-9001.

Culture Room: 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-564-1074.

Davie Ale House: 2080 S. University Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-236-0062.

Diamond Doll: 1401 Powerline Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-960-0355.

Dicey Riley’s: 217 S.W. Second St., Fort Lauderdale. 954-522-1908.

Dirty Blondes: 229 S. Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-728-9801.

Downtown Saloon: 10 S. New River Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-463-9800.

Dr. Philgoods: 3770 N.E. Third Ave., Fort Lauderdale. 954-781-6209.

Dragon Breath Tavern: 153 S. Cypress Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-545-3337.

Dudes: 3270 N.E. 33rd St., Fort Lauderdale.

954-568-7777.

Ebar: 215 S.W. Second St., Fort Lauderdale.

954-524-3227.

Elbo Room: 241 S. Atlantic Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-463-4615.

Fantasy Lounge: 3489 Griffin Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-966-7703.

Florida Tap Room Restaurant & Bar: 515 Seabreeze Blvd., Fort Lauderdale.

954-779-3008.

Fort Lauderdale Ale House: 2861 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-565-5747.

Four Fifty Club: 450 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-522-4450.

Fox & Hounds: 4812 N. Dixie Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-491-8869.

Gaby’s Lounge: 11226 Pines Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-431-0918.

Gatsby’s: 1805 S. University Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-4760063.

Georgie’s Alibi: 2266 Wilton Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-5652526.

Geronimos Grill & Bar: 3528 S. University Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-4749998.

Gum Wrappers: 3233 N. Ocean Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-5659264.

Gumba’s: 9940 Pines Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-4416161.

Howl at the Moon: 17 S. Club Ecstacy: 3231 W. Broward Blvd., Fort Lauderdale Beach Fort Lauderdale. 954-583-9525.

Blvd., Fort Lauderdale.

954-522-7553.

Fort Lauderdale. 954-979-9747.

Chase: 2376 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-564-5565.

Chauncy’s Pub & Grub: 7817 Pines Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-965-3559.

Cheap Booze Saloon: 3809 Powerline Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-561-9134.

Cheers: 941 E. Cypress Creek Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-771-6337.

China White: 109 S.W. Second Ave., Fort Lauderdale. 954-759-7047.

Chit-Chat’s: 826 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-943-1631.

Christopher’s: 2857 E. Oakland Park Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-561-2136.

Chumley’s At The Mermaid: 1437 S. Powerline Road, Fort Lauderdale.

954-974-4452.

Cloud 9 Lounge: 7126 Stirling Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-499-3525.

Club 84: 1000 State Road 84, Fort Lauderdale. 954-525-7883.

Club Boca: 7000 W. Palmetto Park Road, Fort Lauderdale. 561-392-3747.

Club Boom: 2232 Wilton Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-630-3556.

Club Cinema: 3251 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-943-5226.

Club Ecstacy: 3231 W. Broward Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-583-9525.

Club Eden: 2101 S. University Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-382-4864.

Club Romance: 3669 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-946-1002.

Club Venu & StarBar: 200 W. Broward Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-523-3309.

Coco Lopez Café & Club: 2101 S. University Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-475-2006.

Coliseum: 2520 S. Miami Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-832-0100.

Coyote Ugly Saloon: 220 S.W. Second St.,

Hurricane: 368 E. Dania Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-926-0176.

Inn Field Pub: 11439 W. Oakland Park Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-741-2100.

J&S Lounge: 5701 Johnson St., Fort Lauderdale. 954-966-6196.

J.P. Mulligan’s: 12415 Taft St., Fort Lauderdale. 954-432-3350.

Jester’s Bar & Grill: 801 Cypress Creek Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-776-1526.

Jiggles Adult Cabaret: 2829 W. Broward Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-587-2500.

Johnny V: 625 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-761-7920.

Jolly Roger Daiquiri Deck: 619 Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale.

954-564-3211.

Karma Lounge: Four W. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-523-7159.

Kim’s Alley Bar: 1920 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-763-7886.

La Terraza Restaurant & Bar: 6532 Pembroke Road, Fort Lauderdale.

954-322-8277.

Laffing Matterz: 219 S. Andrews Ave., Fort Lauderdale. 954-763-5236.

LaGaspesienne: 2440 State Road 84, Fort Lauderdale. 954-792-8181.

Last Call Blues Bar & Grill: 5280 N. State Road 7, Fort Lauderdale. 954-733-0990.

Lefty’s Tavern & Grille: 11300 State Road 84, Fort Lauderdale. 954-474-1410.

Lord Nelson Pub & Eatery: 320 S.W. Second St., Fort Lauderdale. 954-467-5867.

Mai-Kai: 3599 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-563-3272.

Maguire’s Hill 16: 535 N. Andrews Ave., Fort Lauderdale. 954-764-4453.

Mango’s Restaurant & Lounge: 904 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-523-5001.

Manhattan South: 6890 Powerline Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-971-1449.

Mi Casa, Su Casa: 2750 Griffin Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-967-0033.

MJ’s Rock & Roll Club: 1620 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-564-8294.

New Moon: 2440 Wilton Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-563-7660.

Oasis Café: 600 Seabreeze Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-463-3130.

Oasis Pub: 3224 W. Commercial Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-733-6688.

Oceans 11 South: 800 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-454-5858.

Pines Ale House: 11795 Pines Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-438-0111.

Port Bar: 1140 Seabreeze Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-524-5551.

Pure Platinum: 3411 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-565-4557.

Revolution: 200 W. Broward Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-727-0950.

Rickey’s Restaurant & Lounge: 220 N.W. 180th Ave., Fort Lauderdale. 954-441-9464.

Rose & Crown Pub: 3680 W. Commercial Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-731-6245.

Round the Bend Bistro & Martini Bar: 1025 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale.

954-463-6330.

Roxannes on Main: 3148 N.E. 12th Ave., Fort Lauderdale. 954-567-9552.

Sally O’Brien’s Irish Pub: 17 S. Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale.

954-522-4641.

Scandals: 3073 N.E. Sixth Ave., Fort Lauderdale. 954-567-2432.

Shula’s on the Beach: 321 N. Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale.

954-467-1111.

Solid Gold: 2650 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-396-6965.

Sports Rock Lounge: 1828 N. University Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-704-0290.

Tavern 213: 213 S.W. Second St., Fort Lauderdale. 954-463-6213.

The Brick Rock Bar: 21 W. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-525-9004.

The Chocolate Moose Music Café: 9118 State Road 84, Fort Lauderdale.

954-474-5040.

The Field Irish Pub & Eatery: 3281 Griffin Road, Fort Lauderdale. 954-964-5979.

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The Polo Lounge: 4060 Galt Ocean Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-537-9122.

The Poor House: 110 S.W. Third Ave., Fort Lauderdale. 954-522-5145.

The Round Up: 9020 W. State Road 84, Fort Lauderdale. 954-423-1990.

The Samba Room: 350 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-468-2000.

Three’s Company: 242 E. Dania Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-921-4970.

Timpano Italian Chophouse & Martini Bar: 450 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale.

954-462-9119.

Trina Restaurant & Lounge: 601 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-567-8070.

Trapeze II: 3660 W. Commercial Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. 954-730-8121.

Vee-Rog Nightclub & Restaurant: 7043 N. Pine Island Road, Fort Lauderdale.

954-722-2214.

Vienna Café & Wine Bar: 9100 State Road 84, Fort Lauderdale. 954-423-1961.

Ye Olde Falcon Pub: 2867 S. University Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-424-0300.

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The Green Fairy The fascination with absinthe

Take neutral grape spirits combined with dried flowers and wormwood leaves, suffuse with vaunted aphrodisiac powers, mix in a history dark with tales of death and madness, and you have one of the world’s most maligned — and misunderstood — aperitifs: ABSINTHE A favorite of Ernest Hemingway, who has written the warmest tributes to the positive power of absinthe. Hemingway said that when sipped slowly, it was an “opaque, bitter, tongue-numbing, brain-warming, stomach-warming, idea-changing liquid alchemy.”

Whiskey, Hemingway added, “does not curl around inside of you the way absinthe does.

There is nothing like absinthe.”

Is absinthe really the most powerful and soul-stirring of drinks? We aim to find out. This naughty cocktail is the perfect drink to end any evening — just you and your special someone. Or, just you, a video and a handy, dandy appliance. Whatever floats….

THE SHOPPING LIST Sugar cubes Cracked ice Absinthe (Try the Dutch brands). We suggest buying some online from www.feeverte.net. or http://stores.ebay.com/absinthe-on-the-net.

THE RECIPE Absinthe Drip Classic Preparation 1 1/2 oz. Absinthe 1 sugar cube crushed or cracked ice Use a tea strainer (or for you hardcore absintheurs, an absinthe spoon), over an old fashioned glass. First, pour the absinthe into the glass. Then, place the strainer, with sugar cube inside, over the glass. Pack a mound of your ice atop the sugar. When the ice has melted, the drip is ready.