Grand Theatre brochure Autumn Winter 2011 by City and County of Swansea

Swansea Grand Theatre Theatr y Grand Abertawe

Autumn - Winter Hydref - Gaeaf

2011

Box Office / Swyddfa Docynnau

01792 475715 www.swanseagrand.co.uk

Support

At the Grand

Swansea Grand Theatre is owned, funded and managed by the City and County of Swansea. Financial support is also provided by the Arts Council of Wales. Cabinet Member for Culture, Recreation and Tourism: Graham Thomas, Director of Regeneration and Housing: Phil Roberts, Head of Culture and Tourism: Iwan Davies. Theatre contacts Tel: 01792 475242 Email: gerald.morris@swansea.gov.uk Email: paul.hopkins2@swansea.gov.uk Swansea Grand Theatre gratefully acknowledges the support it receives from the following organisations. If your company is interested in supporting the theatre please contact one of the above. To receive information about events and activities in Swansea, please subscribe at www.myswansea.info

Footlights Café Bar & Restaurant Pre-show suppers, lunches and drinks are all on offer on show days. The perfect place to relax and meet friends. Full bar service is available pre-show, interval and post performance (30 minutes following ‘curtain down’). Areas can be reserved for groups large or small to make your evening that little bit more special. Should you desire, a delectable buffet and/or beverage table can be ordered and tailored to your group’s requirements. For reservations, please call Footlights on 01792 478593. Swansea Grand Theatre and its Arts Wing are available for weddings, functions and conferences. Please contact Carol Rowden on 01792 478586 or e-mail carol.rowden@swansea.gov.uk

The Sir Harry Secombe Trust presents

Thurs 1st - Sat 3rd Sept 7.00pm, Sat mat 2.00pm

West Side Story Following on from the runaway success of Billy Elliot last summer, this talented group of performers bring you West Side Story - a modern day version of Romeo and Juliet. With such popular songs as ‘Tonight’, ‘Maria’ and ‘America’, this musical theatre favourite will appeal to all ages as you follow the battle between The Sharks and The Jets.

£8.50 - £12.50 Selected concessions available✦

Bill Kenwright presents

Mon 5th - Sat 10th Sept 7.30pm, Thurs Mat 2.00pm, Sat 4.00pm & 8.00pm

Blood Brothers By Willy Russell

Starring Niki Evans (X Factor). The Musical For All Time. Blood Brothers tells the captivating and moving tale of twins who, separated at birth, grow up on opposite sides of the tracks, only to meet again with tragic consequences. Starring X Factor’s Niki Evans as Mrs Johnstone, the superb score includes Bright New Day, Marilyn Monroe and the emotionally charged hit Tell Me It’s Not True. Few musicals have received such acclaim as the multiaward winning Blood Brothers, and Bill Kenwright’s production, having recently celebrated its 23rd phenomenal year in London, continues to enjoy standing ovations at every devastating performance. No wonder Blood Brothers is now ‘The musical for all time’.

£14.00 - £31.00 Selected concessions available on selected performances✦

“A triumphant evening... unmissable and unbeatable.” The Spectator

Frapetsus Productions presents

Mon 12th - Wed 14th Sept 7.30pm, Tues mat 2.30pm www.breadinheaven.co.uk

Bred in Heaven By Jack Llewellyn Set during the Rugby World Cup in New Zealand this September, this exciting new theatre piece inspired by the 1978 BBC film Grand Slam, is written by Jack Llewellyn and directed by Michael Bogdanov (Royal Shakespeare Company, Royal National Theatre, Wales Theatre Company). Bred in Heaven is set to be one of the major Welsh productions of 2011. Thirty three years have passed since the infamous trip that took Maldwyn, Glyn, Mog and Caradog away for the weekend to see Wales play France in the Five Nations Championship match that decided the Grand Slam title. This time it’s August 2011 and Maldwyn (Siôn Probert) has had an epiphany; he believes he must travel to New Zealand to help Wales reach the final of the Rugby World Cup.

£9.50 - £14.50 Selected concessions available✦

Thurs 15th Sept 7.30pm

Fri 16th Sept 7.30pm

Jane McDonald Live in Concert

The Magic of Queen

A live orchestra, live backing singers, fabulous costumes and a humour and warmth so rarely seen on the British stage these days, complement one of the greatest vocal talents this country has produced for many years.

Formed in 2005 ‘The Magic of Queen’ has toured the world playing sell out shows in theatres, concert halls and outdoor festivals.

£27.50

Performed by Rhapsody

Although the world will never again see Queen perform with the great Freddie Mercury, ‘The Magic of Queen’ will, with breathtaking accuracy, reproduce the same high energy show that became the trade-mark of the world’s greatest rock band.

They will rock you!

£17.50 Selected concessions available✦

18+

Mon 19th Sept 7.30pm

Tues 20th Sept 7.30pm

Jim Davidson The Legend!

The Mods vs Rockers Show 1964-1970

The incomparable Jim Davidson, live, dangerous and as uncompromising as ever. A hysterical evening of stand up comedy, featuring one of Britain’s greatest ever comedians.

The Mods are the Band that Time Out called the Best 60s Tribute in the World.

For a limited tour, the legend that is Jim Davidson - Live on stage. A night not to be missed! Strictly Adults Only.

£18.00 & £20.00

The Mods vs Rockers show plays pop music that shaped and changed the world from some of the biggest names on the planet: The Who, The Small Faces, The Kinks, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, Syd Barrett, The Yardbirds, The Equals, Jimi Hendrix, The Animals. Many more are also faithfully recreated by 5 world class performers who have played and recorded with Ringo Starr, Queen, Asia, Marillion, Tina Turner and Mike Oldfield to name but a few! This show is a total trip through 7 years that changed us all.

£12.00 - £16.00

Wed 21st Sept 7.30pm

Thurs 22nd Sept 7.30pm www.ratpack.biz

Toshack or Me!

The Rat Pack Vegas Spectacular

In February 2012, Fluellen will be premiering its hilarious new Swansea City play, Wemberley! Wemberlee! celebrating the Swans great victory at Wembley which secured the club’s Premiership status for the first ever time.

Fun all the way as the “purveyors of cool” return by popular demand with a sensational show featuring the greatest music of the 20th century.

As a curtain-raiser to this exciting new play, Fluellen Theatre Company is pleased to give everyone another chance to see the phenomenally successful Toshack or Me! Written by Peter Read, directed by Peter Richards and starring Kevin Johns, it is set in those heady days of the early 1980s when John Toshack rocketed the Swans up the divisions to reach the Holy Grail of football’s first division. Join in wear your Swansea City shirts of any era.

£10.00 & £12.00 Children half price

Wonderful memories of Frank, Dean and Sammy in a wonderful totally live show that is successful worldwide. Every song is an absolute classic: Come Fly with Me, Volare, Under My Skin, Mr Bojangles, Lady is A Tramp, Mack The Knife, plus many more of your favourites.

Still the hottest party around!

£15.00 - £20.00 Selected concessions available✦

Fri 23rd Sept 7.30pm

Sat 24th Sept 7.30pm

www.beyondbuble.com

Beyond Bublé

Mike Doyle

with James Williams

In Concert... Fabulous!

Compered by Owen Money.

Back by popular demand! A night of hilarious comedy with the amazing voice of one of Wales’ premier entertainers.

This is James’ first theatre tour, showcasing his exceptional talent to a wider audience. He will be accompanied by an 8 piece band and supported by an up and coming female Welsh vocalist. With natural similarities in age, looks and talent, James’ effortless performance embodies the very essence of the famous Michael Bublé. Together, his powerful voice, charismatic stage presence and amazing vocals, create an authentic show, breathing fresh new fire into the tribute market... yet managing to keep just enough of himself in there too!

£15.50 & £16.50

The award winning comic, West End star & BBC TV sensation, Mike Doyle, delivers a night of pure musical excellence and belly aching laughter that will refresh parts you never knew you had!

Don’t miss his best show - ever!

£12.50 - £16.50 “90 minutes of action that brought the deserved standing ovation.” John Hannan - The Stage

The Wiseman Stage School presents

Tues 27th & Wed 28th Sept 7.00pm

Thurs 29th Sept 7.30pm

Stars of the Future Variety Show

Guitar Anthems

We invite you to join us for what promises to be an evening of talent, energy, enthusiasm and drive from youngsters from 3 up to 20 years of age.

Celebrating some of the greatest guitar-based songs ever written, Guitar Anthems takes you back to a time when the guitar was indeed the star.

The Wiseman Stage School was established over 30 years ago by Pearl Wiseman and is now run under the leadership of Principal Toni-Ley Wiseman. Come along to a spectacular evening of talent, amazing colour and costumes.

Adult: £9.00 Child: £7.00 Selected concessions available✦

From Clapton to Queen, Pink Floyd to Dire Straits and many, many more, prepare yourself for a night of monster hits played and sung as you remember, guaranteed to have you singing along, tapping your feet and reaching for your air guitar.

£10.00 - £14.00 “An absolute treat, don’t miss it!” Magic FM

16+

Fri 30th Sept 7.30pm

Sat 1st Oct 7.30pm

The Winner Takes It All

The Vagina Monologues

The very best of Abba and The Bee Gees live in concert.

Eve Ensler’s hilarious Broadway and West End smash hit is back, featuring a new all star cast, including the brilliant Tiana Benjamin (Eastenders), the stunning Louisa Lytton (Eastenders, The Bill) and the sensational Wendi Peters (Coronation Street, Celebrity Masterchef).

Get ready for the show that’s taking the theatre world by storm as the multi-talented and charismatic cast of this superb all new production deliver the ultimate pop concert, filled with the music of ABBA and the Bee Gees.

£16.00 & £17.00

This hilariously witty and moving collection of stories is an unmissable show for every generation. Bring your mum, your best friend, your sister or even your gran - this is the ultimate girls night out... trust us!

£12.00 - £20.00 “Sex has never been funnier or more poignant.” New York Times “Warm, open, exciting, enchanting and hilariously funny!” Sunday Times

16+

Mon 3rd - Sat 8th Oct 7.30pm, Wed & Sat Mats 2.00pm

Keeler By Gill Adams

Starring Paul Nicholas and Alice Coulthard. In 1963, the Secretary of State for war, John ‘Jack’ Profumo, was forced to resign after it was established that he had lied to the House about the nature of his relationship with a young showgirl, Christine Keeler. She was also involved with a Russian spy during her affair with the Secretary of State. The ensuing scandal was in part responsible for the resignation of the Prime Minister Harold MacMillan and the suicide of the man who introduced Keeler to Profumo, Stephen Ward. Based on the 2001 autobiography ‘The Truth At Last’ by Christine Keeler with Douglas Thompson, this play, written by Gill Adams, with Keeler’s sanction and involvement, reveals the sensational inside story of the infamous Profumo affair, the biggest political sex scandal to rock the British nation in the 20th century.

£13.00 - £22.00 Selected concessions available✦

There is some nudity in this production.

16+

Mon 10th Oct 7.30pm

Tues 11th Oct 7.30pm

Freddie Starr

Oasish

The madcap legend that is Freddie Starr is back and will be thrilling UK audiences with his Comeback Tour. Freddie will be bringing back some of his well loved impressions and brand new sketches with his exciting brand new show!

With support from The Stereotonics.

One of Britain’s best loved and most enduring performers, Freddie has established himself as one of the all time greats, with his place in the Comedy Hall of Fame assured.

Don’t miss this evening of madness and mayhem.

£18.50 & £21.00

Oasish are Europe’s leading tribute to Oasis, accurately re-creating the looks, the sound and the attitude of Oasis. Nobody does this as well as Oasish.

£13.50 & 17.50 “The attention to detail this band have put in is quite incredible.” Sky News

The State Ballet Academy of Minsk presents

Wed 12th Oct 7.30pm

The Nutcracker By Pyotr I. Tchaikovsky

Ballet Classic for the whole family! The State Ballet Academy of Minsk started in 1928. The academy gathered experience and developed methods that could keep up with the achievements of the professional ballet schools worldwide. The teaching of the State Ballet Academy corresponds to the level of the Moscow Ballet Academy and A.J. Vaganova Academy of Saint Petersburg. ‘The Nutcracker and the Mouse King’, written by E.T.A. Hoffmann, tells the story of Marie, a rather sad little girl, whose godfather Drosselmeyer gives her a nutcracker as a present on Christmas Eve. This turns into a prince who invites her to journey into the Sugar Plum Fairy’s realm of sweets. Marie celebrates a sumptuous party together with her godfather and the nutcracker prince... Be our guests and enjoy this beautiful evening!

£18.50 Selected concessions available✦

Thurs 13th Oct 7.30pm

Fri 14th Oct 7.30pm

www.taiko.co.uk

Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers

Of Mice And Men

Thundering rhythms on huge taiko drums interweave with layers of percussive soundscapes and delicate bamboo flute in a spellbinding display of precise choreography & sheer athleticism.

Set against the harsh backdrop of the Great Depression, Of Mice and Men is the story of George and Lennie, two friends with a simple dream; to own a farm and live off the fat of the land. There are times, though, when sharpwitted George feels the burden of looking after Lennie, while gentle giant Lennie doesn’t realise his own strength... As they drift from job to job, trouble’s never far away, and before long it’s time to move on again. When the pair get work in Soledad, California, however, the dream looks set to become a reality.

Through years of rigorous touring as Europe’s leading taiko drum group, Mugenkyo have developed a gritty passionate style that is uniquely their own, retaining the traditional spirit of taiko, yet creating a contemporary sound and a modern stage show that has captivated audiences everywhere...

£12.50 - £17.50 Selected concessions available✦

“Drumming as an almost religious experience... exhilarating to behold.” The Glasgow Herald

The two friends soon discover the flip side of their American Dream when a tragic turn of events threatens to destroy George and Lennie’s friendship and leaves George faced with an impossible choice...

£10.00 - £14.50 Schools price available✦

Sat 15th Oct 7.30pm

Mon 17th Oct 8.00pm

www.aledjones.com

An Evening with Aled Jones

Bill Wyman’s Rhythm Kings - Back in the UK

Aled Jones, singer, actor, author, broadcaster, TV presenter, musical theatre performer and part-time dancer, invites you to spend an up-close evening with him. Accompanied by musical director, Simon Lole on keyboard and his guitarist, Pete Harris, the evening will feature an eclectic mix of songs and stories from Aled’s time in the public eye. Loved by the nation originally for his pure treble voice, Aled has recently celebrated over 25 years as a household name.

Rock ‘n’ roll icon, author, restaurateur and photographer - legendary former Rolling Stones’ bassist Bill Wyman has seen it all and continues to live life to the full. For over thirty years he was part of the best rock ‘n’ roll band in the world.

Aled is currently working on his new album of inspirational songs which is planned to be released alongside this tour.

£18.50 & £22.50

His latest musical rebirth, as the driving force behind the fabulous Rhythm Kings, sees him return to his musical roots. This set of virtuoso musicians superbly bring back to life the kind of classic rhythm and blues that first inspired Wyman to pick up the guitar as a teenager. A show imbued with absolute quality. Mary Wilson, of The Supremes, joins the tour as a very special guest.

£29.50

Welsh National Opera presents

Wed 19th – Sat 22 Oct 7.00pm

Image by David Massey

www.wno.org.uk

“ONE OF WELSH NATIONAL OPERA’S ALL-TIME FAVOURITE PRODUCTIONS” THE STAGE (on The Barber of Seville)

All performances are surtitled in English and Welsh so you can follow the story on a screen above the stage throughout*. FREE Pre-performance talks Don Giovanni Wed 19th Oct, 6pm The Barber of Seville Thurs 20th Oct, 6pm Family Workshop The Barber of Seville Saturday 22 Oct, 4pm - 5.30pm Share the magic of opera with your family at this fun, interactive workshop. £3 Adults, £2 Children.

All performances £5.00 - £37.50 Selected concessions available✦ *The nature of our venue means that at certain times and from particular seats the surtitles system is not always visible. Please check with box office.

Wed 19th & Fri 21st Oct 7.00pm New Production

Don Giovanni Mozart Supported by the WNO Partnership

Mozart’s opera is as rich and complex as the character of the Don himself - it is chilling and beautiful, comic and dramatic, with one of the most powerful finales in opera. John Caird’s productions for WNO (Aida and Don Carlos) have been critically acclaimed. The superb cast includes Welsh baritone David Kempster in the title role. Sung in Italian with surtitles in English and Welsh*

Photo by Johan Persson (2008 cast pictured)

Thurs 20th & Sat 22nd Oct 7.00pm

The Barber of Seville Rossini Rossini’s eternally sunny comedy is the perfect introduction to opera. Filled with classic arias, such as ‘Largo al factotum’, this opera is a ray of sunlight that has uplifted audiences the world over for almost two centuries. Giles Havergal’s classic period-set production is a master-class of comic timing. An outstanding ensemble of singers, including Eric Roberts who returns as the definitive Bartolo. Sung in English with surtitles in English and Welsh*

Tues 25th - Sat 29th Oct 7.30pm, Sat 5.00pm & 8.00pm

Biting The Bullet By Frank Vickery After 32 years of marriage, Beryl is shattered by some devastating news from her husband Ted. Her world falls apart and she is distraught, but gradually she works back from the edge of despair helped by her exuberant daughter Angie and down-to-earth neighbour, Dawn. She decides it’s time to live life to the full - with some help from a very unexpected source. What will people say? Does Beryl care anyway? This poignant and entertaining comedy is Frank Vickery at his sharpest.

£9.00 - £14.00 Selected concessions available✦

JCPJ Limited presents

Mon 24th Oct 7.30pm

Derek Acorah The True Vision Tour With countless hours of spirit contact, one-to-one readings, numerous TV appearances and twenty years of live stage shows, Derek Acorah is unquestionably the most timehonoured and respected Spirit Medium in the UK today. His friendly and sincere delivery, down-to-earth charm and obvious dedication to his work have endeared Derek to many tens of thousands of people, including those who regularly join him in the audience at his live stage shows. Theatre demonstrations are to be deemed for entertainment purposes.

£16.50 & £17.50 “The model of the modern medium.” The Guardian

Sun 30th Oct 7.30pm

Max Boyce and special guests Max Boyce is a Welsh icon. His albums have sold in their millions and subsequently he has been awarded 6 gold discs and an MBE! His album, ‘Doctors Papers’, soared to number 1 in the album charts, the first and only comedy album ever to do so! Over the years his BBC TV series have been massively successful with ‘Max Boyce’s World Cup Journey’ nominated for a Bafta award. Earlier this year ‘Max Boyce: The Road to Treorchy’ and ‘Max Boyce: Live at Treorchy... Again’ smashed the TV network share and became the most viewed shows in Wales at that time. Don’t miss this concert so you can say “I was there!”

£19.00 & £22.00

Mon 31st Oct - Sat 5th Nov Mon - Fri 7.30pm, Thurs 2.30pm, Sat 4.00pm & 8.00pm

Verdict By Agatha Christie Now in its sixth outstanding year The Agatha Christie Company is proud to present Verdict, the most riveting and compelling drama by the undisputed ‘Queen of Crime.’ A superb cast includes Emmerdale’s Susan Penhaligon, Robert Duncan (Gus Hedges in the multi award-winning comedy Drop the Dead Donkey), Peter Byrne (Dixon of Dock Green), Lyndon Ogbourne (Emmerdale), Elizabeth Power (Eastenders) and 60s pop idol Mark Wynter. Having been forced to flee persecution in his home country, the brilliant and idealistic Professor Karl Hendryk leads a content and morally upstanding life, but his world is turned upside-down when the prospect of life-saving treatment for his invalid wife persuades him to take on a new pupil against his better judgement, the spoilt, conniving minx Helen who will stop at nothing to get her way. With murderous intentions afoot, it only remains to be seen what verdict will be delivered.

£12.00 - £24.00 2 for 1 on opening night

ARTS WING ADAIN Y CELFYDDYADAU Thurs 1st - Sat 3rd Sept | 7.30pm

Mark Jermin Stage School Summer School Showcase £10.50, £8.50 concessions✦ An eclectic mix of music, drama and dance performed by the students of the Mark Jermin Stage School Summer School! Mon 5th Sept | 7.15pm

13+

Mess Up The Mess Theatre Company

Click £6.50 & £5.50 An international youth theatre collaboration led by Mess Up The Mess Theatre Company, written by celebrated writer Dafydd James. ‘Gazing through the windows of the World, but do you really see me?’ Wed 7th & Thurs 8th Sept | 7.15pm

The Last Five Years By Jason Robert Brown Performed by Zoe George and Michael Riseley.

£8.00, £6.00 concessions✦ Newly published author Jamie and aspiring actress Cathy, tell the story of their 5 year relationship in opposite directions and from very different viewpoints. This celebrated two-hander musical reminds us that it is possible to feel claustrophobically close and yet worlds apart from the ones we love most.

Thurs 29th Sept - Sat 1st Oct | 7.30pm Fri Mat | 1.30pm

The Eighth Day By Richard Lloyd & Peter Read Performed by Richard Lloyd £8.00, £6.00 concessions✦ Sam Thwaites had everything, including a fabulous house and a beautiful wife. They both wined and dined on his successful business and drove 4x4s. Then, in Recession Britain, it all went crash. He is now homeless with nothing left, except his dog Sheba. After seven days in the hostel he has to decide. Does he get rid of the dog and stay, or keep the only friend he has and go back to life on the streets? Tues 4th - Thurs 6th Oct | 7.15pm Wed Mat | 2.00pm Fluellen Theatre Company

Cymbeline By William Shakespeare £8.50, £6.50 concessions✦ A new production of Shakespeare’s superb play, partly set in Wales, that skilfully combines menace, horror and comedy in its moving story of two young lovers driven apart by deceit and self-doubt. It contains some of Shakespeare’s most beautiful verse and, in Imogen, one of his most enchanting heroines.

Fri 7th Oct | 7.45pm Moonlight Theatre

The Glory of The Gershwins Directed by Keith Milward Musical Director Michael Morwood Presented by Jonathan Lycett £10.00 Join the leading lights of local musical theatre, including Colin Hodges, Julie Thorley, Lyn Williams and Liz Bevan in a celebration of the glorious music and songs of George and Ira Gershwin. Numbers include: ‘I’ve Got Rhythm‘, ‘Someone To Watch Over Me‘, ‘The Man That Got Away’ and extracts from ‘Porgy and Bess‘.

Tues 11th - Fri 14th Oct | 7.45pm Black RAT Productions

Up ‘N’ Under A new adaptation by John Godber Directed by Richard Tunley £12.00, £10.00 concessions✦ For an outrageous bet Arthur, a retired player, undertakes to train the local sevens side - who can only muster four players! - to play a match against the ‘best side’ in the Rhondda. Enlisting the help of Hazel, who runs a bodybuilding gym, Arthur is confident of a win. The boys, however, do not share his optimism! Frapetsus Productions

Writer’s Block

Script Writing Competition Heats: Tues 18th Oct, Tues 25th Oct, Tues 1st Nov, Tues 8th Nov Final: Tues 15th Nov The winning play from each heat (decided by the judging panel and audience vote) will go through to the Final which will take place on Tuesday, 15th November. The overall winning play will be produced by Frapetsus Productions during their 2012 season and will also be given a publishing and rights-management deal with Stagescripts Ltd. Thurs 20th - Sat 22nd Oct | 7.15pm Sell a Door Theatre Company

Lord of the Flies Based on the novel by William Golding £12.00, £10.00 concessions✦ Multi award winning Sell a Door Theatre Company celebrates the centenary of author William Golding in this 2011 UK revival of the classic tale of morality vs. immorality. A plane has crashed on an uninhabited island. The only survivors are a group of school boys. There are no homes or schools, no adults, no rules and before long the boys’ fragile sense of order begins to collapse. With the discovery of ‘the beast’, their games take on a more sinister significance and this once well-behaved group of children quickly turns into a bloodthirsty, murderous tribe.

Fri 28th Oct | 2.00pm

An afternoon with Kev Johns and Guests £6.50 Join popular entertainer, Kev Johns, for another afternoon of humour, anecdotes, fun, laughter and song. Once again, Kev will be showcasing some of the talented, young, emerging performers from our city and region. Mon 31st Oct | 7.15pm

14+

Torch Theatre Company

Accidental Death of An Anarchist Dario Fo’s comic masterpiece Adapted by Gavin Richards £9.50, £8.00 concessions✦ Did he fall or was he pushed? An investigative farce with live music and breadsticks. Comic, farcical and occasionally verging on slapstick, the play gains momentum at a cracking pace as Fo’s cleverly snappy dialogue explodes like gunfire to reveal a masterly plot in an attempt to ridicule the police and expose a cover up. Wed 2nd - Fri 4th Nov | 7.15pm Thurs Mat | 1.00pm Miles Productions in association with Swansea Grand Theatre

Dylan Thomas’ Clown in the Moon Written by Gwynne Edwards Directed by Gareth Armstrong Performed by Rhodri Miles £9.00, £8.00 concessions✦ Clown in the Moon, (the title of a poem written when Dylan Thomas was 14), is a portrait of the poet’s chaotic, often hilarious and all too brief life. Located in a BBC studio, it sets some of Dylan’s famous broadcasts and iconic works alongside vivid reminiscences of his clownish antics in pubs, bars and parties and his encounters with a host of eccentric and volatile women.

Wed 9th Nov | 1.00pm & 7.45pm Frapetus Theatre Company

Not About Heroes By Stephen MacDonald

£9.00, £8.00 concessions✦ Stephen MacDonald’s moving and intriguing play tells the story of the friendship formed between World War I poets Siegfried Sassoon and Wilfred Owen during their time together at Craiglockhart Hospital for nervous diseases. Directed by Bethan Thomas. Starring Tom McLeod and Jack Llewellyn. Wed 16th Nov | 7.00pm

A Floral Feast With Jonathan Lloyd Davies £9.50 Celebrated local floral artiste, Jonathan Lloyd Davies returns this November with an emphasis on decorations fit to mark the fast approaching festive period. As well as demonstrating some outstanding, flamboyant creations, Jonathan will also be showing that we do not have to spend a fortune to produce something really special to grace our homes during this very special time of the year.

Sat 19th - Sat 26th Nov | 7.15pm Thurs Mat | 1.00pm Fluellen Theatre Company

A Christmas Carol By Charles Dickens In a new version for the stage by Francis Hardy £5.50 - £9.50 The immortal Christmas story from the pen of Charles Dickens is brought vividly to the stage in a traditional version of the exciting and heart-warming story of Ebenezer Scrooge, the miser who is taught the true meaning of Christmas by a series of ghostly visitors. This is wonderful pre-Christmas entertainment that will appeal to children from 6 to 96. Schools matinees available, see www.swanseagrand.co.uk

Thurs 1st & Fri 2nd Dec | 7.00pm Thurs & Fri Mats | 12.30pm Swansea Lighthouse Theatre

A Child’s Christmas Adapted from the works of Dylan Thomas and Richard Burton £8.50, £6.50 concessions✦ “There were always Uncles at Christmas”, and in Wales more uncles than ever. Get transported back in time when Christmas really was Christmas; when it snowed and snowed, when sherry flowed like the Tawe and and when the family ate, sang and drank until they could do so no more.

Wed 28th Sept, Wed 26th Oct & Wed 30th Nov | 8.00pm

Comedy Club £8.00

16+

Laughing since 1999. See the comic stars of the future, today, at Swansea’s Comedy Club. Come and experience some of the best acts from the UK and international comedy circuits. Two acts and one compère. If easily offended please stay away!

Sat 24th Sept, Sat 29th Oct & Sat 26th Nov | 12.30pm Fluellen Theatre Company, in association with Swansea Grand Theatre

Lunchtime Theatre £5.50, £4.00 concessions✦ 24th September: Out of Sight, Out of Mind by Kate Bowman. 29th October: Roy Brown Untitled by Derek Webb. 26th November: The Chimes by Charles Dickens. Adapted for the stage by Derek Webb.

Fri 11 Nov | 6.00pm - 9.00pm Sat 12th Nov | 10.00am - 4.00pm

The Grand Christmas Craft Fair Free admission

Zoe James-Williams Showtime!

Levels 1, 2 & White Room The Grand Theatre’s Artist in Residence exhibits her drawings and paintings of life within the theatre on and off stage including opera, ballet and local theatre companies. Zoe’s art students will also have their work on display. Tues 27th Sept - Fri 28th Oct

The Royal Photographic Society

Members Exhibition Levels 1 & 2 Founded in 1853, the foremost Photographic Society in the world aims is to promote excellence in the art and science of Photography. Entries were submitted from around the world and the 100 prints that were selected for the exhibition illustrate the diversity and quality of photographic interests within the society. Tues 4th - Sat 22nd Oct

Martin Llewellyn White Room

This is Martin’s second exhibition at Swansea Grand Theatre. It features a new selection of oil and watercolour paintings from the surrounding area and further a field.

Back by popular demand. Take a break from your high street shopping and pick up that unique gift or treat yourself. The fair will feature a selection of crafts including hand made jewellery, soap, paper crafts, textiles, household gifts, eco friendly gifts, food and drink and much more.

exhibitions

Mon 5th - Fri 23rd Sept

exhibitions

Tues 25th Oct - Sat 12th Nov

Paul Rees White Room Neath based artist Paul Rees returns to the Grand Theatre for a second solo exhibition. His work captures both actors in private moments and ordinary people captured in family portraits. October - November

Backstage Beaders Box Office foyer

Backstage Beaders return with an eclectic collection of beaded jewellery and beaded objects, together with some popular favourites! Tues 8th - Fri 25th Nov

Duncan Spowart Vortex of Colour Level 1

An exhibition by Swansea artist Duncan Spowart featuring oil paintings and watercolours inspired by the Gower coastline, the natural world, and the concept of consciousness. Tues 15th - Fri 25th Nov

15 Hundred Lives Level 2 & White Room A new and exciting Swansea-based, artist-led, group aiming to bring contemporary art â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;right into the heartâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; of Swansea. The group works on both independent and collaborative projects in a variety of media.

Swansea Metropolitan University Our Summer 2011 Levels 1 & 2 Showcasing talent within the photography department at Swansea Metropolitan University. The show will feature a varied collection of interesting photographs created over the summer of 2011 by ‘Photography in the Arts’ and ‘Photojournalism’ students from Swansea Met. Tues 6th Dec - Mon 2nd Jan 2012

Helen Foroughi White Room Nationally and internationally exhibited Swansea based artist Helen Foroughi presents a varied selection of her 2D and 3D works. Using weave and print as her media, Helen’s solo exhibition demonstrates a fascinating and inspiring insight into a contemporary approach of the traditional skill of weaving. Tues 20th Dec - Sat 7th Jan 2012

Swansea Camera Club

Annual Exhibition 2011 Levels 1 & 2 The Exhibition provides an opportunity for all members of the club to exhibit their work to the general public. The subject matter covers all aspects of photography both in colour and monochrome. In addition to the 140 prints, there will be a projected image section shown in the White Room.

exhibitions

Fri 2nd - Fri 16th Dec

Ballet Theatre UK presents

Tues 8th Nov 7.30pm

The Snow Queen Join Ballet Theatre UK in their beautiful re-telling of Hans Christian Andersen’s classic fairy tale ballet, The Snow Queen. This spectacular production follows the story of Gerda and her quest to find her friend Kay, whom the Snow Queen has placed under an evil spell. Gerda’s fantastic adventure takes her on a journey across the frozen north where she encounters a band of gypsies, enchanted reindeer and a mysterious and reclusive Lapland woman. Gerda is told by the mysterious woman to continue travelling north, where she will find Kay and the Snow Queen’s Palace of Ice. Only Gerda’s love for Kay can release him from the spell and break the Snow Queen’s curse of eternal winter. Ballet Theatre UK’s renowned company of international dancers, beautiful costumes and glittering stage sets combine to create a magnificent spectacle, all set to a glorious and magical score.

£14.00 - £19.00 Selected concessions available✦

Phil Mcintyre Entertainments presents

16+

Mon 7th Nov 7.30pm

Ed Byrne Crowd Pleaser After the massive success of his last show, Different Class, master of observational comedy and star of Mock The Week and Have I Got News For You, Ed Byrne, is back with his new show Crowd Pleaser. Exploring subjects and situations Ed finds frustratingly maddening, Crowd Pleaser, is a hilarious insight into Ed’s life. Continuing his quest to turn into a grumpy old man, whether he is talking about his cat, cake, religion or potential fatherhood, Ed is always certain to deliver the laughs in abundance.

14+

Wed 9th Nov 7.30pm

Al Murray The Pub Landlord Barrel of Fun Extra Following the huge success of his 2010 tour, Al Murray The Pub Landlord is for the second time extending his Barrel of Fun Tour. Britain’s bestknown Pub Philosopher will be serving up his own special brew of bar room banter at venues across the UK this autumn. Barrel of Fun Extra will see the Guv going back to basics, returning to many of the intimate venues where he made his name. Tickets are guaranteed to sell out fast, so get your order in now.

£20.00

£25.50

“Byrne is at the top of his game.”

“The way he integrates the crowd into the show is awe-inspiring.”

The Sunday Telegraph

The Times

Thurs 10th Nov 7.30pm

Fri 11th Nov 7.30pm www.buddyhollyandthecricketers.co.uk

An Audience with Ann Widdecombe

Buddy Holly and the Cricketers

Larger than life politician novelist and TV celebrity, Ann Widdecombe delights audiences across the land with her witty and controversial speeches. Now she brings her show to the general public, answering questions and sharing anecdotes in conversation with Iain Dale. Iain Dale is a political commentator, publisher and broadcaster, appearing on numerous political radio and television stations.

Buddy Holly’s Rock `n` Roll Jukebox.

£15.00 & £16.00

Featuring all of Buddy’s classics, plus the greatest hits from the legends of the 50s and 60s, including Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry, Eddie Cochran, Jerry Lee Lewis, Roy Orbison, The Everly Brothers, Little Richard, The Beatles and much, much more! Whatever the season, whatever the excuse to party, make your Heartbeat a little faster with the show that has thousands of fans the world over saying: “I can’t believe it’s not Buddy!”

£12.50 - £16.50 “The audience were dancing in the aisles and roaring for more.” The Stage

16+

Sat 12th Nov 7.30pm

Musicality Academy of Performing Arts presents

Sun 13th Nov 7.00pm

Puppetry of the Penis

Back Stage Pass

The astonishing and unforgettable ancient Australian art of genital origami ‘Puppetry Of The Penis’ is back with a brand new show, and this time in 3D.

Musicality, based in Gorseinon, have been quick to establish themselves as one of Swansea’s leading amateur theatre companies with their high standard performances of musicals that include, High School Musical, Fame, Sondheim’s, Putting It Together, Bugsy Malone, A Chorus Line, and their production of ‘West Side Story’.

In 2006 & 2007 ‘Puppetry Of The Penis’ broke all box office records worldwide. The show has been upgraded, utilising the latest 3D projection technology. The audience will be given 3D glasses to wear, experiencing this head shaking, outrageously funny production as it’s never been seen before.

£18.00

‘Back Stage Pass’ is a quirky behind the scenes look at the running of the company through the eyes of both the audience, cast and crew. The stories told through well known song and dance numbers won’t fail to entertain.

Selected concessions available✦

“Charming... extraordinary... don’t try this at home.” The Guardian

£9.50 & £11.50

Abbey Players present

Tues 15th - Sat 19th Nov 7.15pm, Sat Mat 2.15pm

Amazing Grace Music and Lyrics by Swansea’s own Mal Pope. Swansea Abbey Players present the Welsh amateur premiér of Mal Pope’s Amazing Grace. This musical follows the life of Loughor’s Evan Roberts and his leading of the 1904 Welsh Revival. The story is told though the eyes of journalist and peace campaigner W. T. Stead, who visited Wales during the height of the Revival to interview Roberts, a 26 year old ex-miner. who claimed to have had a vision of the Almighty in his bedroom. God, he claimed, asked him to lead a religious revival. Many ridiculed him and dismissed his claims, but within weeks he became the leader of a movement that virtually revolutionised Welsh religion. 18 months after Evan came on the scene, he left Wales amid gossip and rumours of a scandal and he became a recluse. The last time Stead was seen alive was in the Smoke Room of the Titanic on 14th April 1912 from where the story starts...

£8.00 - £14.00 Selected concessions available✦

Derek Block & Blackburn International proudly present an Ellen Kent Production

Sun 20th Nov 7.30pm

La Traviata Verdi

Featuring the Internationally Acclaimed Ukrainian National Opera of Kharkiv. The love story that gripped Paris. A tragic tale of searing passion and memorable music, La Traviata is Verdi’s outstanding interpretation of one of the most popular love stories of the 19th century, La dame aux Camelias. Based on a true story, it tells of the passionate, consumptive Violetta. There are many echoes of Verdi’s own life in Traviata and he threw himself into the music. The highlights include Brindisi, the best known drinking song in opera, the duet Un Di Felice and Violetta’s haunting aria Addio Del Passato. With handpicked soloists, a highly praised chorus and full orchestra. Sung in Italian with English surtitles*

£14.50 - £32.50 Selected concessions available✦

*The nature of our venue means that at certain times and from particular seats the surtitles system is not always visible. Please check with box office.

Gower College Swansea presents

PMG & Treadwell present

Tues 22nd Nov 7.30pm

Wed 23rd Nov 7.30pm www.theofficialdrifters.com

Side by Side

The Drifters in Concert

This popular event returns to Swansea Grand Theatre.

As one of the biggest selling groups of all time, The Drifters have featured over 60 different vocalists in almost six decades.

Pupils from secondary schools in the locality, together with students of the highly successful Gorseinon campus Performing Arts courses, present song and dance from the world of Musical Theatre. A show full of energy, excitement and entertainment.

£8.00 Selected concessions available✦

The current recording line up perform new material alongside the group’s greatest hits, including Under The Boardwalk, Save The Last Dance, Up On The Roof and many more. Paying homage to some of the most prestigious former recording artists of this group and highlighting the numerous musical reincarnations of the group, from Doo Wop to Rock’n Roll and from Pop and Disco through to the present day.

£25.00 Selected concessions available✦

16+

Thurs 24th Nov 8.00pm

Fri 25th Nov 7.30pm

Lee Nelson... LIVE!

Paul Carrack

Hello u blurb readin legend!

Legendary Sheffield-born singer, songwriter and former frontman of Ace, Squeeze and Mike & The Mechanics, returns to the road. With a back catalogue of hits, including How Long, Tempted and The Living Years, Paul’s marvelously soulful voice is known to millions around the world. He is undoubtedly a key figure in Britsh Pop history.

Its lee nelson here from off ur tele + i’m coming to a crap town near u with my well new tour! its gonna b bigga, betta + even funnier than my last tour + a lot fatter as well coz this time i’m bringing my best mate + fat legend Omelette! so dont b a mug - stop readin this rubbish + get urself a ticket! do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!!

As his devoted fans know all too well, a Paul Carrack show is always something very special.

£25.50 & £27.50 Qwaliteeeeeee!

£22.50

12+

Sat 26th Nov 7.30pm

Mon 28th Nov 7.30pm

Missleading Ladies

The Lady Boys of Bangkok

With Ceri Dupree and Ria Jones.

Fur Coats and French Knickers!

Name a West End or Broadway leading lady and they are in this show. Be blown away by show stopping ballads, amazing vocal impersonations, comedy and a staggering array of costumes together with a live band.

Seen by over 1 million people. Following fantastic success in 2010 this party night returns in 2011 with a brand new production with 400 costumes in a glamorous and exciting stage production.

It’s been said many times, but, this really is one of those events... not to be missed!

£10.00 - £16.00

This spectacular and flamboyant show is performed by 16 of the world’s most beautiful showgirls, every single one of them a Thai male, in a glamorous and funny review show - you won’t believe your eyes.

£20.00 Selected concessions available✦

London Festival Opera presents

Tues 29th Nov 7.30pm

Wed 30th Nov 7.30pm

The Sensational 60s Experience

A Night at the Opera

Without doubt the most explosive 60s show touring the UK, this is the must see 60s show for 2011. Original classics performed by 4 of the most popular bands of the era. Starring The Tremeloes, Hermans Hermits, The Union Gap UK and The Dreamers.

London Festival Opera returns to the Grand Theatre for a new A Night at the Opera production. The company brings together world class artists who have appeared with major opera companies, including the Royal Opera, English National Opera and Glyndebourne Festival Opera.

With over 25 hits performed by four of the most influential bands of their time. Step back in time and relive the past during an evening true to the 60s when pop music was at its very best.

£17.50 - £21.00

A Night at the Opera is a thrilling programme of works by Verdi, Puccini, Mozart, Rossini, Bizet, Offenbach and more. The artists will appear in sumptuous Victorian evening dress recreating the atmosphere and grandeur of past times and will be accompanied by a select chamber ensemble.

£12.00 - £18.00 Selected concessions available✦

“Opera at its very best.” Oxford Times

Fri 2nd & Sat 3rd Dec 7.00pm, Sat Mat 2.00pm

Mon 5th Dec 1.30pm

The Bumbles of Mumbles

Christmas Crooners

The South Wales Evening Post presents the 25th year of The Bumbles of Mumbles Children’s Spectacular!

Now in its sixth year, Christmas Crooners features many of the Christmas favourites of Bing Crosby, Nat King Cole and Ol’ blue eyes himself, Frank Sinatra.

Written and directed by Alex Frith MBE, this magical production features many children from the Swansea area. Dearlo, Lilypop, Toggler, Dooley the Dragon and the Wizard of Oystermouth Castle all appear in this musical adventure which promises to put you in the mood for Christmas!

Proceeds will go to the Lord Mayor’s Charity.

£8.00 & £9.00

A fantastic cast of West-End singers, backed by the superb and talented Jazz All-Stars, perform over 30 well known Christmas hits, including Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire, Little Drummer Boy, White Christmas and many swing arrangements of Christmas hymns and songs including God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, Deck the Halls and Silent Night, and many more festive favourites.

£12.00 Selected concessions available✦

“A show guaranteed to get you in the festive mood, come and sing along to great songs from Christmas past.”

Derek Block proudly presents

Mon 5th Dec 7.30pm

14+

Wed 7th Dec 7.30pm

www.sallymorgan.tv

Sally Morgan

Tony Hawks

Psychic Sally On The Road Fresh from her new TV Series ‘Psychic Sally On The Road’ on Sky Living, Britain’s best loved celebrity psychic, Sally Morgan returns by overwhelming public demand.

Tony Hawks’ life has always embraced randomness and fun and he looks back on the strangest and funniest moments in a unique evening of stories, songs and silliness.

Sally has used her gift over the years to help many people, most notably famous for her work with the late Princess Diana. Her reputation has been built from her close relationship with many high profile celebrities.

As a comedian, best selling author, international popstar, celebrated fridge owner, film producer, tennis player and regular member of some of the UK’s most famous TV and radio panel shows, Tony’s career has meandered into many different areas and he brings them all to life on stage in his warm and entertaining new show.

Sally now brings her amazing abilities and her tremendous personality to the stage with a unique theatrical experience, which is both hugely entertaining and enlightening. Theatre demonstrations are to be deemed for entertainment purposes.

£22.50

£15.00

Thurs 8th Dec 7.30pm

Shakin’ Stevens The 30th Anniversary Tour : Phase II This tour commemorates the anniversary of Stevens’ first UK hit. So join Shaky and his 10-strong band in the celebrations for a great night of hits, Rock, Country and Blues, together with a few surprises from across the years of this truly unique artist’s career.

£22.50 & £26.50

Fri 9th Dec 7.30pm

An Evening with Wynne Evans at Christmas Time Come and join everyone’s favourite tenor, Wynne Evans (Mr ‘Go Compare’) and guests for this special concert full of music, fun and laughter. Wynne will be performing numbers from his charttopping CD, plus some seasonal favourites and some surprise items. Also featuring the Wynne Evans Orchestra. A perfect start to the festive season. Book early to avoid disappointment.

£14.00 - £20.00 Selected concessions available✦

FORTHCOMING Thurs 19th Jan 2012 7.30pm

FORTHCOMING 16+

13th April 2012 7.30pm www.osmond.com

The Circus of Horrors: The Ventriloquist

The Osmonds Final UK Tour

The show that rocked Britain’s Got Talent is back with a new awe inspiring jaw dropping sensation.

Up Close & Personal.

Set in 1921 Berlin, the roaring twenties, a decadent decade and the birth of the cabaret. Inspired by the evil ventriloquist movies, ‘Devil Doll’ & ‘The Dead of Night’, the story twists and turns, sending a shiver down your spine as the demonic dummy seems to take on a life of its own. Imagine if Quentin Tarantino had directed Cirque Du Soleil, then you would be only half way there. “Fantastic, That’s what I call entertainment, I want to party with you guys” David Hasselhoff

For over five decades The Osmond Brothers have been entertaining sold out crowds throughout the world and 2012 marks the year of their biggest ever UK Tour. The tour will take fans on a journey through their many unforgettable hits - from classics such as ‘One Bad Apple’, ‘Down By The Lazy River’, ‘Let Me In’ and ‘Love Me For A Reason’ to ‘Crazy Horses’and ‘Long Haired Lover From Liverpool’ - the 1972 number One from Jimmy, who is starring in this year’s pantomime Aladdin.

Fri 16th Dec 2011 - Sun 15th Jan 2012 Full schedule available at www.swanseagrand.co.uk

Aladdin Get ready to be transported to old Peking as this season’s pantomime spectacular is bigger and better than ever! The cast will share the stage with a very special and unusual co-star as the Genie of the Lamp comes to life in amazing 3D! Wearing 3D glasses at certain points throughout the show the audience can rub the magic lamp as it appears in front of their noses, summon the magical Genie from his lamp and join Aladdin on a superb magic carpet ride!

Book now to avoid disappointment!

£8.50 - £21.50 Selected concessions available on selected performances✦

Signed performances Wed ed 11th Jan, 7.00pm Thurs hurs 12th Jan, 2.00pm Audio udio Performance e Sat at 7th Jan, 2.00pm