Grand Theatre Swansea - Autumn Winter 2008

Swansea Grand Theatre Theatr y Grand Abertawe

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Autumn Winter Hydref Gaeaf ’08

Box Office / Swyddfa Docynnau

01792 475715 www.swanseagrand.co.uk

Hello and welcome to another exciting season at Swansea Grand Theatre!

16+

At the Grand

16+

Tues 2nd Sept 7.30pm

Thurs 4th Sept 7.30pm

In the pages that follow you will find opera, ballet, (both serious and not so!) musicals, drama, family shows, plus a wide range of one night specials and of course our fantastic pantomime production, Cinderella! I hope you find something to suit your own personal taste.

New for this season is our Lunchtime Drama presentation featuring local professional company Fluellen Theatre Company.

We’ve also got something of a Dylan Thomas theme taking place, with three presentations bearing his name, two in the Arts Wing and one in the main house.

Footlights Café Bar

Tim Vine

Beyond the Barricade

Punslinger Bookings are now being taken for our Christmas lunch menu, available from Monday 17th November until Tuesday 16th December. Please book early to avoid disappointment.

Tim Vine is here partners!

Riding in on a sand storm of laughter. All puns blazing.

Tell your kinsfolk. You’re about to be captured by a posse of jokes.

Back by popular demand with Brand New 2008 Production.

I hope many of the productions and shows on offer will help brighten up your Autumn and Winter days/evenings.

During Panto‘ season we will be offering a special meal deal for groups. Advance booking is essential. Please telephone Footlights on 01792 478593.

The star of BBC1 ‘Not Going Out’ comes back to what he does cotton pickin’ best.

Happy theatre going!

Opening Hours (Mon - Fri) 11.00am to 3.30pm, 5.00pm - 30 mins after show ends. (Sat) 11.00am - 30 mins after show ends. (Sun) Show days only - 1 hour before performance starts until end of interval.

This cast of past principal performers from Les Miserables and the West End perform songs from Miss Saigon, The Lion King, Phantom Of the Opera, We Will Rock You, Chicago, Blood Brothers and many more major hit productions.

Gary Iles General Manager

Wireless Network We now have broadband wireless network available, giving our customers access to the internet when they visit Swansea Grand Theatre. Bring your laptop, enjoy a coffee, and check your e-mails while ‘on the move’!

If you would like an evening celebration or something a little more exclusive, the Rooftop Café Bar in our Arts Wing is available for parties and functions. Please call Carol on 01792 478586, or email: carol.rowden@swansea.gov.uk

N.B. This is not a show about cowboys; it’s just a bloke doing a lot of jokes.

£15.00 “No one else will give you as many gags for your money.

Vine is superb, as clever as anything being done today” The Guardian

Recreating the songs, music and sound of the world’s most popular musicals.

This new production will also include songs from the ‘new shows’ on the block, including Wicked, Spamalot and Billy Elliot, climaxing with a spectacular finale from, of course, Les Miserables!

£13.00 - £20.50

Fri 5th Sept 7.30pm

Tony Stockwell An evening of Mediumship Tony Stockwell, the remarkable star of Living TV’s Street Psychic, Psychic School and Zone Reality TV’s Psychic Private Eyes, has amazed audiences with his gift for connecting with the Spirit World.

In his worldwide theatre demonstrations and television programmes, Tony reunites relatives with their loved ones who have passed over. He gives proof beyond doubt and convinces even the hardest sceptics of the existence of the afterlife.

It’s not hypnosis or trickery...

Tony provides evidence of the continued existence of the afterlife.

Often compassionate, frequently humorous but always accurate.

£15.50 & £18.50

Peterwell Lodge presents

The Sir Harry Secombe Trust presents

Sun 7th Sept 7.00pm

Thurs 11th - Sat 13th Sept 7.00pm, Sat Mat 2.30pm

Gala Variety Performance In the finest traditions of Variety and Entertainment, this show features a host of entertainers from the famous Chelsea Lodge.

A night to remember at a Variety concert in aid of the Lampeter Community and Masonic Centre appeal.

Stars appearing include Blues Legend Mick Abrahams (Jethro Tull and Blodwyn Pig), Fatman and The Tenor, Singer David Capri, Comedian Adger Brown, Magician Miki Travis, Speciality Act Ken Joy, Jazz Pianist George Muranyi, The Broadway Show Singers, Carmarthen Youth Opera and Wyn Calvin MBE.

£20.00 - £40.00

Summer Holiday The talented youngsters from The Sir Harry Secombe Trust are back with the popular show Summer Holiday.

A group of London transport bus mechanics sets out on a frantic bus ride of a lifetime through France, Switzerland, Italy and Greece. They’re joined by pop starlet Bobby who, disguised as a boy, has run away from her showbiz lifestyle.

Featuring the classic songs ‘Bachelor Boy’, ‘The Young Ones’ and the title track ‘Summer Holiday’.

Director - Kathryn Rice, Musical Director - Phil Juliff,

Hop on board and get your tickets!

This amateur production is presented by arrangement with Josef Weinberger Ltd. Staqe Adaptation by Michael Gyngell & Mark Haddigan. Directed by Peter Yates, screenplay by Ronald Cass & Peter Myers by special arrangement with Studiocanal.

£7.50 - £11.50 Selected concessions available✦

Wales Theatre Company presents

Ellen Kent & Amphitheatre Productions present

Thurs 18th - Sat 27th Sept 7.30pm, Sat Mat 2.00pm, Wed & Thurs 10.30am

Sun 28th Sept 7.00pm

Jack Ryder

Sara Lloyd Gregory

Romeo and Juliet

La Bohème

William Shakespeare

Puccini

Romeo and Juliet is the world’s greatest love story. Shakespeare’s soaring hymn to young love stands at the gateway of tolerance and compassion, stretching its hands out to us across the centuries, as fresh and as pertinent today as when first penned. Romeo and Juliet is a warning to us all to live and let live, not allow our lives to be ruled by bigotry and prejudice, a plea for us to be united in our difference. For where love is forbidden, tragedy will follow.

This magnificent, traditional production is directed by Ellen Kent and performed by international soloists alongside the full Chisinau National Philharmonic Orchestra and Chorus in an amphitheatre set designed by London designer Will Bowen. In La Boheme the amphitheatre structure will be converted into the attics and back streets of Bohemian Paris and highlights the grandeur of Paris against the impressive Colosseum structure. This production will even boast snow!

Michael Bogdanov’s new production of Romeo and Juliet stars Jack Ryder (Eastenders) and Sara Lloyd Gregory (Belonging) as the young lovers. Jack and Sara are supported by some of Wales Theatre Company’s favourite performers from past productions such as Amazing Grace, Twelfth Night and A Child’s Christmas in Wales. Romeo and Juliet is directed by two-time Olivier Award winner Michael Bogdanov.

Talkback Sessions - After school matinees and Wed evening.

£8.00 - £17.00 Selected concessions available✦

Signed Performance: 25th Sept - 2.00pm

With the most romantic music Puccini ever wrote, La Boheme will include the famous aria, Your Tiny Hand is Frozen.

Not to be missed!

Sung in Italian with English surtitles*.

£13.00 - £33.50 ✦

Selected concessions available

*The nature of our venue means that at certain times and from particular seats the surtitles system is not always visible. Please check with box office.

Handshake Ltd. presents

Mon 29th Sept 7.30pm

18+

Mon 6th Oct 6.30pm and 9.00pm

Killer Queen

Jim Davidson

Patrick Myers presents the real live QUEEN experience - the sound and the look, combined with the showmanship, pomp, style and incredible musicianship that was the hallmark of QUEEN in concert.

You have simply got to see Jim Davidson live on stage.

No one can match his fantastic live performance.

The show features Patrick backed by his superb four piece band, hand picked to emulate Brian May, John Deacon and Roger Taylor, along with the most spectacular stage set up, stunning costumes and terrific special effects - just like Queen themselves!

He is Britain’s greatest living stand-up comedian. In his new show, Jim is even more outrageous and controversial than ever.

Book now for the hottest show in town!

6.30pm

£15.50 - £17.50

15+

Tues 30th Sept - Sat 4th Oct 7.30pm, Sat 5.00pm and 8.00pm

Erogenous Zones Written by Frank Vickery. Directed By Phil Clark Ian ‘H’ Watkins from pop super-group Steps and fresh from the hit musical Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, makes a welcome return in this ingenious comedy.

Erogenous Zones is Frank Vickery’s most slick and sophisticated writing to date. It’s not just cleverly constructed, it’s painfully funny!

“This guy is not to be missed”

Michael is in love with his flatmate, who in turn is having an affair with Lesley, whose husband Tom seeks respite from their failing marriage in the arms of Alison. Confused? So are they! In this bitter-sweet comedy Vickery weaves a web of sexual intrigue around five hormonally challenged individuals.

Editor www.BrianMay.com.

Official Brian May Website

Contains Strong Language.

£8.50 - £16.50

9.00pm

£17.50 - £19.50

£8.00 - £13.00 Selected concessions available✦

Independent Ballet Wales presents

16+

Puppetry of the Penis

Thurs 9th Oct 7.30pm

Wed 8th Oct 7.30pm

INDEPENDENT BALLET WALES AND PHOTOGTRAPHER PETER TEIGEN

Tues 7th Oct 7.30pm

Artistic Director Darius James

Russell Howard Dingledodies

Puppetry of the Penis is a mind-blowing show featuring two strapping Australians who manipulate their genitals into various shapes, objects and landmarks.

Get an eyeful of the Eiffel Tower, sink your teeth into the Hamburger, be blown away by the Windsurfer and discover why Puppetry of the Penis is a worldwide sensation!

A video camera projects intimate details of these incredible phenomena onto a large screen ensuring that little can be missed - even in the cheap seats!

Warning: This ancient Australian art of genital origami is a non sexual show featuring full frontal male nudity.

£10.50 - £14.50

Still unfashionably fond of humanity, the star of Mock the Week and BBC6 Music, is back with his 5th new stand-up show following three sell-out tours in the space of one year. www.russell-howard.co.uk

Under Milkwood

By Dylan Thomas

£15.00

A play for voices is now a dance for words.

“One of the most sought-after acts in British stand-up.”

Dylan Thomas produced a work of enduring brilliance with his play for voices Under Milkwood. Richard Burton added to the legacy with a classic recording that resonates even today.

The Daily Telegraph

Now Independent Ballet Wales invites you to listen in on the innermost thoughts and dreams of the people of Llareggub.

Interpreting in dance, ballet and innovative physical theatre the classic play with all its dark humour, vivid characters and visionary language.

Enter the bible black village and swim in the fishing boat bobbing sea.

Original Choreography. Expressive Costumes.

£6.50 - £15.50 Selected concessions available✦

Robert Voice for International Artistes presents

Fri 10th Oct 4.30pm

Sat 11th Oct 11.00am and 2.00pm

Sun 12th Oct 11:00am

CBeebies at the Theatre Let’s Play! A fun filled musical adventure CBeebies at the Theatre is the first ever theatre adventure starring many of your favourite friends from CBeebies. Join PC Plum, Postman Pat, Jess the Cat and Tamba from Tikkabilla as we all discover the fun in recycling those everyday things that we throw away.

There’ll be plenty of excitement and surprises as the Jakers, Bill & Ben, Boo and even the Koala Brothers get in on the action as they join together with Tommy Zoom to combat the dastardly deeds of Polluto. Bursting with music, sing-along songs and bags of imagination what are you waiting for?

Come on... let’s play!

Child £10.50 Adult £13.00 Family(4) £42.00 Selected concessions available✦

Mon 13th Oct 7.30pm

Sun 19th Oct 7.00pm

Joe Pasquale

The Best is Yet to Come

Last year Joe decided to go on sabbatical to go in search of the ancient muffin of San Miguel.

During his travels, running with the great white elephants of Africa, he spent his time living with a tribe who named him ‘He Who Runs with the Elephants’.

He learnt many things... that ICI made enough carpet fibre to go round the world twice and it’s impossible to lick your own elbow. He’ll be passing everything he has learnt this year to his adoring public.

All proceeds in aid of Stepping Stones Children’s Centre, providing services for pre-school children who have an emerging or diagnosed disability. Also provides support for parents and carers of these children.

If you’ve never seen a show that makes any sense then make this one your first!

£17.00

The South Wales Evening post invites you to see and hear young entertainers, including singers, dancers, comedians, musicians and pop groups, aged 4-18 years, presenting their talents on the Grand Theatre stage.

Produced, Directed and Compered by Alex Frith MBE.

£6.00 & £7.00

Welsh National Opera presents

Tues 14th Oct 7.30pm

Thurs 16th - Sat 18th Oct 7.00pm

ROBERT WORKMAN

Handshake Ltd. presents

NEW PRODUCTION

The Big Ballet

Otello

The Barber of Seville

The Size Does Matter Tour

Verdi

Rossini

(Fri 17th Oct, 7.00pm)

(Thurs 16th & Sat 18th Oct, 7.00pm)

‘A comedy ballet of weighty elegance and adorable humour’ A ballet like no other ever seen before in the UK, Amande Concerts presents The Big Ballet, an ensemble of 16 Corps de Ballet dancers, each weighing no less than 17-stone, united in a common cause; not to lose a single pound!

From Russia’s Ural mountains, a region from where Tchaikovsky himself hails, The Big Ballet was formed in 1994 and sets out to deliberately and, above all, self-confidently challenge accepted social standards in a world where the pursuit of slenderness and beauty seems obsessive. The dancers courageously and imposingly prove that grace, elegance, charisma and nimbleness are not the domain of the ‘thin’, proudly presenting their voluptuous, yet surprisingly sinuous and flexible figures.

£9.50 - £17.50 Selected concessions available✦

Leave the real world behind and join Welsh National Opera’s world-class Chorus and Orchestra and a powerful cast of soloists in two outstanding productions.

A brand new, sumptuous and traditional production of Verdi’s masterpiece Otello alongside the return of a much-loved classic - the perfect comic opera, Rossini’s The Barber of Seville.

£5.00 - £36.50 Selected concessions available✦

“A world-class company” The Independent

New to opera? Visit fresh2opera.co.uk FREE Explore Opera - The Barber of Seville Sat 18th Oct 2.00pm - 4.00pm.

FREE Pre-performance Talks Thursday 16th Oct 6.00pm (The Barber of Seville) Fri 17th Oct 6.00pm (Otello).

Birmingham Stage Company presents

Tues 21st - Sat 25th Oct Various times

Mon 27th Oct 7.30pm

The Jungle Book The Birmingham Stage Company is proud to present Rudyard Kipling’s classic story about Mowgli, a young boy who is raised in the jungle by a family of wolves.

When Shere Khan the tiger swears to kill the child, Baloo and Bagheera agree to take the boy to the man village for his safety. But the jungle holds dangers and surprises for them all - and Mowgli’s extraordinary adventure has just begun!

If you’re looking for a magnificent adventure for all the family don’t miss this premiere production of Kipling’s timeless story.

Simon Yates

My Brilliant Divorce

Beyond the Void

A play for one night only!

Simon Yates first became known as ‘the man who cut the rope’ holding Joe Simpson during a disastrous descent from Peru’s Siula Grande in 1985, a story immortalised in the film ‘Touching the Void’.

Twenty years on, Simon is one of the most successful mountaineers of his time, and is touring the UK with his entertaining and inspiring lecture. Simon’s dry wit, philosophical approach and stunning images transport his audience to some of the highest and most treacherous peaks in the world, giving a real insight into the mountain environment and the extreme mental and physical challenge of climbing.

When Angela Lipsky’s husband has a mid-life crisis and a mid-European affair, she finds herself adrift in a sea of shifty solicitors, a disapproving mother, a series of helpline counsellors and Christmas all on her own.

£8.50 - £12.50

Award winning comedienne Dillie Keane stars as Angela.

See a trailer of the show at www.birminghamstage.net

Child £7.00 Adult £7.00 - £15.50 Selected concessions available✦

Audio Performance: 25th Oct - 2.00pm

PRIOR TO LONDON !

Tues 28th Oct 7.30pm

Bizarre dates, suspect purchases, a near reconciliation with the ex, then a singles ‘away weekend’ in the Welsh hills brings about a surprise meeting and maybe some hope...

This achingly funny and heart-wrenchingly poignant play was nominated for ‘Best Entertainment’ at the Oliviers in 2004 after playing a sell-out season in the West End.

£11.00 - £15.00 Selected concessions available✦

The Reduced Shakespeare Company presents

Wed 29th Oct 7.30pm

Thurs 30th Oct 7.30pm

16+

Fri 31st Oct 7.15pm

The Motown Show

The Bible

Jimmy Carr

How Sweet it is...

The complete word of GOD (abridged)

Joke Technician

Celebrating The Music Of Motown Legends, The Four Tops & The Temptations.

It’s apocalypse now as the three cultural guerrillas of The Reduced Shakespeare Company set their reductive sites on The Bible. Can bolts of lightning be far behind?

Jimmy Carr is not just a TV star. He’s won awards, released chart-topping DVDs, written a best-selling book and broken box office records by performing to over 500,000 people in the last three years.

He may be the hardest working man in comedy.

But perhaps he wouldn’t have to be if he had a little bit more talent.

A slick and high-energy recreation of the 60s and 70s Motown era, and celebrating two of its finest groups, The Four Tops and The Temptations, along with many other legendary artistes from the great Tamla Motown stable.

This show is 100% LIVE, and features a large quota of UK hits of The Four Tops and The Temptations, - ‘Reach Out I’ll Be There’, ‘Walk Away Renee’, ‘The Same Old Song’, ‘Going Loco in Acapulco’, ‘My Girl’, ‘Papa Was A Rollin’ Stone’, and ‘Get Ready’, to name but a few.

This show is guaranteed to have you dancing in the aisles!

£15.00 & £17.50

Whether you are Catholic or Atheist, Muslim or Jew, Protestant or Purple People Eater, you will be tickled by the RSC’s romp through old time religion. Remember...

Someone is watching.

£9.50 - £15.50 Selected concessions available✦

“It’s wacky! It’s zany! And a little profaney” Sister MaryAnne Walsh, Arlington Catholic Herald

This show is exactly the same as last year’s except every single word. It’s rude, crude and offensive but those aren’t the only reasons you’ll enjoy it.

Not to be missed, unless it’s not your kind of thing.

£20.00

Sat 1st Nov 7.30pm

Joe Brown’s 50th Anniversary Tour With The Bruvvers and Special Guests Sam Brown & Pete Brown Back by popular demand, Joe returns with another two hour musical celebration with his long-serving band, his daughter Sam and newest band member, recordproducing son Pete.

This sensational show is a musical journey you’ll not want to miss A great 50th anniversary gig from a truly great artiste!

£17.50 - £21.50

16+

Sun 16th Nov 7.30pm

16+

Sun 23rd Nov 7.30pm

ARTS WING ADAIN Y CELFYDDYADAU Every Sat Sept, Oct, Nov | 12.30pm Fluellen Theatre Company, in association with Swansea Grand Theatre presents

Grand Lunchtime Theatre Developed from the Dylan Thomas Centre Events Programme.

£5.00, £4.00 concessions✦

Dara O’ Briain

Rob Brydon

Following 2006’s sell-out national tour and best selling DVD, Dara O’ Briain ‘Live at the Theatre Royal’, award-winning stand up comedian hits the road again with a brand new show. Host of BBC 2’s Mock The Week, and star of Three Men and a Boat . “His set is a masterclass in intelligent, no-frills stand-up” The Guardian. As seen on Parkinson and Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. “If you don’t laugh at O’ Briain check your pulse, you must be dead” The Evening Standard. This tour will give UK audiences the chance to catch one of the most charismatic, fast talking and downright funny live performers working today.

Book early to avoid disappointment.

SOLD OUT - returns only

£19.00

Following on from his ‘Identity Crisis’ documentary, the multi- award-winning star of Marion & Geoff, Human Remains, Director’s Commentary, The Keith Barrett Show, Supernova, Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive, A Cock and Bull Story, I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue, Q.I., The Big Fat Quiz of The Year, Little Britain and Gavin and Stacey returns to Wales for an evening of stand-up comedy.

£17.50

The plays will feature new work by writers based in Wales.

They will have a maximum 1 hour running-time and food and refreshments will be available. So, take a short rest from your weekend shopping and make sure you give yourself an entertaining lunch break in the heart of Swansea.

Fri 26th Sept | 7.15pm

Swansea Ballet Russe 10th Anniversary Gala Hon Patron: Her Highness, Princess Olga Romanoff.

£30.00 A special Friends and Patrons evening featuring the most requested gala pieces from Swansea Ballet Russe’s repertoire including, for a very special reason, Giselle Act 2. £30 tickets to include two-course meal, coffee and champagne reception.

Mon 6th Oct | 7.15pm

Umdumo Wesizwe Qo

£8.00, £6.00 concessions✦ Eight young men singing songs of love, hope, worship, courtship, hardship and African social commentary, will mesmerise you with their harmonies and tip-toe dance routines. This is vocal music that is laced with the music styles of Afro Pop, Jazz, R&B, and Reggae.

PERFORMANCES Wed 8th Oct | 5.30pm

Mon 3rd & Tues 4th Nov | 7.15pm

The Swansea Life Magazine Prize for Young Writers

Victor Spinetti

In conjunction with the Dylan Thomas Prize

A Very Private Diary... Revisited

FREE

Directed by Ned Sherrin

For the first time, Swansea Life magazine is sponsoring a prize for Swansea writers under the age of 21. The announcement of the short listed applicants is followed by readings from their work.

Thurs 23rd Oct | 7.15pm

Book Launch of Oh Yes It Is... Kevin Johns!

Published by Y Lolfa. Written by Kevin Johns with Peter Read

£10.00, £8.00 concessions✦ Award-winning screen and theatre star VICTOR SPINETTI (Oh What a Lovely War!, Help! Oliver!, A Hard Days Night) unlocks his very private diary of an extraodinary life to tell stories about: The Beatles, Peter Sellers, Sean Connery, Richard Burton, Elizabeth Taylor, Salvador Dali, Marlene Dietrich and many more! Brought together in a sensational and hilarious evening of comedy, gossip and revelations!

FREE A chance to hear the man who wakes up most of Swansea every morning with his Radio Breakfast Show reads from the book he has written with Swansea writer Peter Read.

Macbeth £8.00, £6.00 concessions✦

After Milkwood

By Geraint Thomas 14+

After Milkwood tips its hat to Dylan Thomas’s unsurpassed Under Milkwood by using the poet’s device of exploring the lives of a Welsh village, over a 24-hour period, to create a gripping contemporary play for voices. Contains strong language.

Sat 15th Nov | 7.15pm

This exciting and engrossing play lays bare the soul of an heroic and ambitious man as he kills his way to the throne and, in so doing, transforms himself from war hero to tyrannical murderer.

Not to be missed.

Tues 2nd Dec | 7.15pm

Dylan Thomas: Return Journey Original Direction by Anthony Hopkins

Laurielorry Theatre Company present

Gusset

By Elaine Pantling £8.00, £6.00 concessions✦

Fluellen Theatre Company presents

By William Shakespeare

Mon 27th - Wed 29th Oct | 7.15pm

£7.50, £6.50 concessions✦

Tues 11th - Fri 14th Nov | 7.15pm Wed 12th & Thurs 13th Nov | 2.00pm Mat

14+

Comedy and pathos meet on the factory floor. Pauline Potter’s gusset is her guiding light, her epicentre that determines the way she feels. With her ‘gusset path to life’ anything’s possible.

£8.00, £6.00 concessions✦ The classic Dylan Thomas story, A CHILD’S CHRISTMAS IN WALES, is especially created for this critically acclaimed production.

Bob Kingdom’s spellbinding performance as the genius Thomas in his beautiful story A CHILD’S CHRISTMAS IN WALES, directed

by Anthony Hopkins, is one of those rare moments in theatre when you have shaken hands with greatness. It is essential viewing. Critics choice: The Guardian, Time Out and The Times.

REGULARS and EXHIBITIONS Tues 23rd Sept - Sat 4th Oct

24th Sept & 22nd Oct & 26th Nov | 8.00pm

The Tawe Guild of Weavers, Spinners and Dyers

Comedy Club £7.00

16+

See the comic stars of the future, today, at Swansea’s Comedy Club (est. 1999). Come and experience some of the best acts from the UK and International Comedy Circuits.

2 acts and 1 compere.

White Room Formed in 1981, 38 members of all ages, with varying levels of skill, all have great enthusiasm to learn different techniques and to promote these ancient crafts.

Tues 7th - Fri 31st Oct

Magic Club

The Palette Club

Last Thursday of the month

Levels 1 & 2 £3.00

11+

Learn how to do amazing tricks and illusions! Contact Leeroy on 01792 233517 for more information.

Members meet weekly to share a passion they have for painting.

They are inspired by each other and each other’s work. Their work reflects their love of places, flowers and people in all their moods. Exhibits are from beginners to experienced artists alike.

Tues 2nd - Sat 27th Sept

Swansea International Photography Exhibition Levels 1 & 2

Tues 7th - Thues 25th Oct

Swansea Embroiderers White Room

Images from the world’s leading photographers, brought to you

by Swansea Camera Club. Those chosen are proclaimed to be the best from the 4 sections of General, Nature, Travel and Print.

The exhibition will demonstrate a variety of techniques, both traditional and modern, using hand and machine stitching.

Tues 2nd - Sat 20th Sept

Tues 28th Oct - Sat 15th Nov

Sarah Bowden

Jon Bevan I shoot pictures not people

Box Office Foyer This is Swansea based textile and paper artist, Sarah Bowden’s, first solo show since graduating from Swansea in 2007. Heavily influenced by memories and nostalgia, resulting in the creation of beautifully handmade pieces.

White Room Swansea-born Jon Bevan, a Professional Army Photographer, has a passion for photo-journalism and people. Much of Jon’s recent work has been published worldwide in newspapers, magazines and on Internet websites.

Abbey Players proudly present Lionel Bart’s

EXHIBITIONS

Tues 18th - Sat 22nd Nov 7.15pm, 2.15pm Sat Mat

Sat 1st - Sat 29th Nov

Backstage Beaders Box Office Foyer Following two previous very successful exhibitions at the Grand Theatre, Backstage Beaders return once again with yet more of their hand beaded delights and kiln fused glass pieces.

Mon 3rd - Sat 22nd Nov

Swansea Metropolitan University Our Summer Levels 1 & 2 An exhibition by 2nd and 3rd year students from Swansea Metropolitan University. The work will show what they did in the summer of 2008 and how they explored it through photography.

Oliver!

Tues 2nd - Sun 28th Dec

Swansea Camera Club Levels 1 & 2 Formed in 1860 by the pioneering forefathers of photography that lived here in Swansea. Today the modern equivalent of the club continues to push the boundaries of photography forward with the digital revolution.

Tues 9th - Sat 27th Dec

Sarah Maria Rhys

Abbey Players bring to life the popular Dickens’ classic.

Featuring well known songs including ‘Food Glorious Food’, ‘Consider Yourself’, ‘Be Back Soon’ and the moving ‘As Long As He Needs Me’.

No doubt you will want more!

Artistic Director - Jean Conway Musical Director - Alan Lockyer Music, book and lyrics by Lionel Bart. Produced for the Broadway Stage

by Donald Albery. An amateur production presented by arrangement with Musicscope and Stage Musicals Limited of New York. Abbey Players are affiliated to the National Operatic and Dramatic Association.

White Room Sarah’s pictures illustrate the dual, but complementary, nature of humanity - ying and yang, good and bad. Her people lead orderly, everyday lives, at the same time enduring, and overcoming, life’s sorrows.

£8.00 - £13.00 Selected concessions available✦

Uk productions presents

Tues 4th - Sat 15th Nov 7.30pm, 2.00pm Wed and Sat Mats (no show Sun 9th Nov)

Disney’s Beauty and The Beast A tale as old as time... Disney’s multi-award-winning musical is one of the most popular and enchantingly romantic fables ever told. Seen by over 25 million people worldwide and nominated for 9 Tony Awards including Best Musical, this sumptuous, eye-popping theatrical phenomenon has wowed audiences worldwide with critically acclaimed, record breaking runs in London, New York, Los Angeles, Toronto, Sydney and Tokyo.

‘Be our guest’ and bring someone you love to experience the enchantment of an unforgettable performance of Disney’s classic musical!

Book early to avoid disappointment.

£12.50 - £29.50 Selected concessions available✦

Swansea City Opera presents

Mon 24th Nov 7.15pm

L’elisir d’amore (Elixir of Love)

By Gaetano Donizetti.

The city’s own professional opera company returns with another great comic opera. With a tour of over 30 performances UK wide, Swansea City Opera comes to The Grand for one night only with this magical Donizetti comedy sung in a new witty English translation. Containing the popular ‘Una Furtiva Lagrima’ - the aria that catapulted Pavarotti to fame - the opera tells of the peasant Nemorino who takes some magic elixir sold to him by a quack doctor in order to win the heart of the girl he loves.

£5.00 - £22.50 Selected concessions available✦

Tues 25th Nov 7.30pm

Wed 26th Nov 7.30pm

Elvis on Tour - The Legend Continues...

The Commitments

‘ELVIS ON TOUR -THE LEGEND CONTINUES’ features a full evening show paying tribute to the early days of pure hip-swivelling rock n roll, the ‘68 Come Back Special and Elvis’ Las Vegas performances.

All the Heart! All the Soul!

All The Music!

This serious production features LEE ‘MEMPHIS’ KING, the UK’s most successful Elvis impersonator, finalist in ‘The World’s Greatest Elvis’ and in the special edition of ‘The Weakest Link’, both on BBC One.

Dick Massey (Billy ‘The Animal’ Mooney) on drums & percussion. Kenneth McCluskey (Derek ‘The Meatman’ Scully) on guitar.

From the BAFTA Winner And Grammy® & Oscar® Nominated 1991 hit movie The Commitments.

With his outstanding band and singers, his spectacular recreation of Elvis Presley on stage is a true ‘must see’!!

Don’t miss it! PURE ENTERTAINMENT! PURE ELVIS!

Also Starring: Joe Walsh (lead & backing vocals), Karen Coleman & Claire Malone (vocals & backing vocals), Danny Healy (trumpet), Bob Hunt (saxophone), Darragh O’Kelly (keyboards) and Stephen Folan (bass guitar).

£14.00 - £17.50

£15.00 & £18.00 Selected concessions available✦

16+

Thurs 27th Nov 7.30pm

Fri 28th & Sat 29th Nov 7.30pm

Talon - The Best of Eagles The Lady Boys of

Sun 30th Nov 7.30pm

Hayley Westenra

Take It Easy To Eden

Bangkok

River of Dreams

Lyin’ Eyes, Desperado, Take It To The Limit, Life In The Fast Lane,Take It Easy, New Kid In Town, The Last Resort, Hotel California, Witchy Woman, Heartache Tonight... the hits go on and on. Each evoking memories from a time in musical history that, because of its quality, still stands strong today.

Back by Popular Demand

Hayley Westenra is one of the biggest selling artistes of the 21st Century.

In what promises to be Talon’s biggest and best show yet, Talon have repeatedly, year after year, taken their stunning recreation of the complex melodies and superb vocal harmonies of the Eagles to deliver a concert to remember.

£12.00 - £18.00

Combining the heady spice of Bangkok’s exotic nightlife with the glamorous showgirl appeal of Las Vegas, this spectacular and flamboyant show is performed by 16 of the world’s most beautiful showgirls, who just happen to be men, in a glamorous and funny review show.

You won’t believe your eyes.

£10.00 - £18.00 “A show that is outrageously extravagant, wittily unique and above all great fun... its fun, fun, fun all the way” Manchester Evening News

“Crisp, crackling professionalism all the way” New York Times

With combined album sales of over 4 million worldwide, performances for Queens, Princes, Princesses, Presidents, Prime Ministers and the Dalai Lama, duets with Bocelli, Carreras, Terfel and a host of others and working proudly as UNICEF’s youngest Ambassador, Hayley Westenra has achieved phenomenal heights and has only just turned 21.

£18.50 - £26.00

Mon 1st & Tues 2nd Dec 7.30pm

Colin Fry Colin has been conducting private sittings and performing at public demonstrations since he was 17 years old. Colin believes his vocation is to comfort those who need to hear or understand that a friend or loved one still exists. This he does with breathtaking accuracy.

With 140 episodes now produced 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry was Colin’s first TV show which has been seen by millions of viewers worldwide.

Colin believes that ‘for those who believe, no evidence is necessary and for those who don’t believe, no evidence is ever enough’.

£15.50 - £19.50

Thurs 4th - Sat 6th Dec 7.00pm, Sat Mat 2.00pm

Mon 8th Dec 7.30pm

Tues 9th Dec 7.30pm

Inspirational Aspirational Traditional Come and join us, learn Classical ballet, Drama and Dance in a safe and caring atmosphere (fun/happy/ structured environment) under the guidance of highly qualified teachers.

Now taking new pupils for 2008/9.

Bumbles of Mumbles

Andy Abraham

The 16th Annual Merry Xmas Everybody Tour

The South Wales Evening Post presents the 20th year of The Bumbles of Mumbles Children’s Spectacular!

ANDY ABRAHAM won the hearts of over 9 million X FACTOR viewers each week with his incredible vocal talents and endearing personality. His debut album, THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM, made chart history selling 176,689 copies in its first week and reaching platinum status. He sold out at London’s Royal Albert Hall in 2006.

Now in its 16th successful year, this is the must see, must be at pre-Xmas concert party. The party opens with MUD2 featuring members of the late Les Gray’s Mud; their set includes the massive worldwide smash LONELY THIS CHRISTMAS and many of Mud’s other hits.

Written and Directed by Alex Frith MBE, this magical production features many children from the Swansea area. Dearlo, Lilypop, Toggler, Dooley the Dragon and the Wizard of Oystermouth Castle all appear in this musical adventure which promises to put you in the mood for Christmas!

Proceeds will go to the Lord Mayor’s Charity.

£7.00 & £8.00

More recently he represented the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest 2008 appearing before millions of viewers world wide performing the self penned EVEN IF. His show features a great repertoire of songs from Unforgettable to Me & Mrs Jones & covering hits by inspirational legends such as Stevie Wonder, Smokey Robinson & The Temptations.

£17.50 - £22.50

T-REX tribute act, T-REXTASY, take to the stage with MARC BOLAN’S Hits including ‘Metal Guru’, ‘Ride a White Swan’, ‘Hot Love’ and more.

The show ends with the only band to see at Christmas, SLADE. The finalé is, of course, SLADE’s massive Christmas hit MERRY XMAS EVERYBODY.

£14.50 - £21.00

Pupils are encouraged to achieve their highest potential and learn self-confidence and physical skills through the graceful, healthy and engaging pursuit of dance and drama.

Classes Andrea Jones (Examiner and Registered Teacher of the Royal Academy of Dance/R.A.D )

Ballet classes from Pre-school to Vocational Grades.

Jennifer King (Drama Coach BA (Hons) Cert Ed Dip (Drama) L.A.M.D.A.)

Drama from 8 years.

Acting, voice techniques as well as coaching for audition and performance pieces.

Louise Mellin Commercial Jazz (8+) and Hip Hop (12+) For further information contact Andrea on 01792 475242 ext. 5

Wed 17th Dec 08 - Sun 18th Jan 09 Various times

Cinderella The most enchanting of all fairytales makes a glistening, twinkling, sparkling and shining arrival at Swansea Grand Theatre.

Su Pollard will be Baroness Hardup, Cinderella’s evil stepmother, CBeebies children’s presenter, Chris Jarvis is loveable Buttons. Sarah Thomas from ‘Last of the Summer Wine’ makes the dreams come true as the Fairy Godmother and Swansea favourites Kevin Johns & Frank Vickery are the Ugly Sisters. Local rising star, Nia Jermin plays the title role Cinderella, but will she get to try on the glass slipper, will it fit or will her ugly sisters step into her shoes first? The Sensational Shetland Ponies take Cinderella to the ball in a spectacular carriage.

A magical family production that will light up the festive season!

Book early and get the best seats at the ball!

£7.50 - £18.00 Family(4) £60.00 selected concessions available on selected performances✦

Signed performances 7th Jan, 15th Jan - 2pm 8th Jan, 14th Jan - 7pm Audio Performance 3rd Jan 2pm

Forthcoming

Forthcoming

Forthcoming

Swansea Ballet Russe presents

Ellen Kent & Amphitheatre Productions present

Hon Patron: Her Highness, Princess Olga Romanoff.

Wed 21st Jan 09

Thurs 22nd Jan 09

Paul Carrack

The Nutcracker Tchaikovsky

Pop and soul legend Paul Carrack announces his UK winter tour. The former vocalist of Mike and The Mechanics and the voice behind world-wide hits such as Ace’s ‘How Long’, Squeeze’s ‘Tempted’ and of course, timeless classic ‘The Living Years’, has a reputation as a stunning live performer.

Playing both solo and with his brilliant 7 piece band, expect to hear other songs from his Greatest Hits album as well as the new hit singles ‘Ain’t no Love in the heart of the city’ and ‘I don’t want to hear any more’ .

Swansea Ballet Russe, The Classical Ballet Company of Wales, presents the seasonal family ballet.

Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker is based on the story ‘The Nutcracker and the Mouse King’

by E.T.A. Hoffman. A magical adventure story about dolls coming to life, and battles between the Mouse King and the Nutcracker Prince. The Nutcracker is set in a snow filled kingdom of colourful magic and features the fantastic Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

Forthcoming

Sat 24th Jan 09

Mon 23rd Feb 09

Sounds of the Glenn Miller Era

Aida

Nick Ross Orchestra

The grandness of the Colosseum of Rome set against the greatness of Egypt come together in this spectacular new production with the amphitheatre set designed by London designer, Will Bowen.

The lights soften, the mood settles. An audience waits for that first moment of sound.

The Big Band is poised, relaxed, but with eyes anxious for the lead. Then, as if giving body to an echo, the murmured notes of ‘Moonlight Serenade’... and the night, it seems, is suddenly full and timeless.

Recapture the sounds of a bygone era as the Nick Ross Orchestra presents ‘an unmissable evening of music and song’ - the Classic Big Band Sound of the 1940s.

Verdi

Aida is a story of war, jealousy and revenge, at whose heart is the doomed love of the beautiful Ethiopian slave girl, Aida, and the Egyptian hero, Radames. Aida is a unique mixture of splendid chorus scenes and intimate, lyrical moments which show the Chisinau National Philharmonic Orchestra and Chorus at their best.

Sung in Italian with English surtitles.

Forthcoming

Forthcoming

Forthcoming

Support Ellen Kent & Amphitheatre Productions present

Tues 24th Feb 09

Carmen

Wales Theatre Company and TTB of Hamburg and Gallissas of Berlin presents

Tues 17th - Sat 21st Mar 09

Clwyd Theatr Cymru

Bizet Carmen in a Bullring comes to Swansea Grand Theatre with a touch of the Colosseum of Rome.

This magnificent, traditional production will be performed by handpicked international soloists alongside the full Chisinau National Philharmonic Orchestra and Chorus in an amphitheatre setting designed

by London designer, Will Bowen.

Guest stars include international flamenco dancer Sam Quy*, as seen at the Royal Opera House, accompanied by the well known Spanish guitarno singer Fernando de Sevilla*. *Cast subject to change.

Sung in French with English surtitles.

Fri 3rd - Sat 4th (Previews), Mon 20 - Sat 25th Apr 09

Swansea Grand Theatre gratefully acknowledges the support it receives from the following organisations. If your company is interested in supporting the theatre, please contact Gary Iles on 01792 475242 for further information.

The Thorn Birds A Musical

Clwyd Theatr Cymru, a flagship company which has made a major contribution to the dramatic arts in Wales, will visit Swansea in March.

Under the artistic leadership of its Director, Terry Hands, the Company has developed a reputation for presenting high quality drama to the highest possible standards of production and performance.

Working with a core Company of Welsh actors, Clwyd Theatr Cymru has been named Theatre of the Year in Britain and created an immediate impact with New York audiences and critics on its first visit to the USA in 2007.

Look out for full details of Clwyd Theatr Cymru’s visit to Swansea in our next brochure.

World Premiere The Thorn Birds: Based on Colleen McCullough’s blockbuster novel, ‘The Thorn Birds’, which has sold over 30,000,000 copies worldwide.

The TV series, starring Richard Chamberlain and Rachel Ward, was one of the iconic series of the 1980s.

Written by Colleen McCullough herself, Music

by German opera star and composer Gloria Bruni, Directed by two time Olivier Award Winner, Michael Bogdanov.

Strobe Lighting Patrons are reminded that ‘Strobe’ lighting is used with certain shows/productions.

Armless Seats We now have a number of armless seats available for those customers who would like more space in their seats.

Baby Changing Facilities Please see Front of House Manager.

How to book

Ticket Agents

Activity Wales Ltd

Coastal House, Haverfordwest

01437 766888

Carmarthen TIC

113 Lammas Street, Carmarthen

01267 231557

Diamond Holidays

Suite 22, Ferryboat Close, Swansea 01792 791981

Dragon Hotel

The Kingsway, Swansea

01792 657100

Express Travel

37 Commercial Street, Kenfig Hill

01656 740323

Marriot Hotel

Maritime Quarter, Swansea

0870 4007282

Milford Travel Ltd

79 Charles Street, Milford Haven

01646 692268/9

Millennium Coastal Park Discovery Centre, Llanelli

01554 777744

Mumbles TIC

The Methodist Church, Mumbles

01792 361302

Gorseinon Dev. Trust

12 West Street, Gorseinon

01792 896128

Redwing Travel

48 Main Street, Pembroke

01646 621021

Redwing Travel

High Street, Saundersfoot

01834 814477

Swansea Central Library Civic Centre, Swansea

01792 636464

The Lamplighter

90 Bishopston Road, Bishopston

01792 232012

The Ticket Hut

Pembrey and Burry Port Station

01554 830188

The Towers

Ashleigh Terrace, Jersey Marine

01792 814155

The Worm’s Head Hotel

Rhossili, Swansea

01792 390512

Ticket Line UK Ltd

47 Westgate Street, Cardiff

02920 230130

Travel Shop

Fulton House, Swansea University 01792 203235

Terms and conditions of sale

7. In exceptional circumstances, the Management reserves the right to offer alternative seats to those specified on the ticket.

8. Please check your ticket - on receipt as mistakes cannot always be rectified.

9. Where a performance has the benefit of English surtitles, Patrons should check with the Box Office staff (at the time of booking) as to seat suitability.

10. Concessions ✦. Please Check at the time of booking for any available concessions.

Not all concessions are available for all performances/events.

11. Concessions may include 16 & under, 65 & over. Students Schools, Party Bookers, & Swansea PTL. Full terms and conditions are available on request.

The Box Office is open Mon - Sat 9.30am - 8.00pm, (9.30am - 6.00pm on non performance days) and for 1 hour prior to Sunday performances.

Mae’r Swyddfa Docynnau ar agor Dydd Llun - Sadwrn 9.30am - 8.00pm, (9.30am - 6.00pm ar ddyddiau pan na chynhelir perfformiadau) ac am 1 awr cyn perfformiadau dydd Sul.

Booking and reservations 01792 475715 You can book by phone or post, in person or by using our e-mail reservation service: www.swanseagrand.co.uk

Archebu tocynnau 01792 475715 Gallwch archebu tocyn drwy ffonio, postio, galw heibio neu ddefnyddio ein gwasanaeth archebu e-bost: www.swanseagrand.co.uk

Concessions ✦ Where concessions are offered they may include some of the following: 16 & under, 65 & over Proof of age may be required. Students In Full time Education who can produce a current National Union of Student, Overseas Student or similar card.

Schools, Under 18 & in full time education.

Party Bookers, People who are booking 10+ tickets for one performance at one time. PTL, Swansea Passport to Leisure Card holders. Please note you may be required to produce proof of entitlement for your concession at the time of booking or at entry.

Consesiynau ✦ Lle cynigir consesiynau, gallant gynnwys rhai o’r canlynol: 16 ac yn iau, 65 ac yn hŷn Gellir gofyn i chi brofi eich oedran. Myfyrwyr mewn addysg amser llawn sy’n gallu dangos cerdyn Undeb Myfyrwyr Cenedlaethol neu Fyfyriwr Tramor dilys neu gerdyn tebyg. Ysgolion, pobl ifanc 18 oed ac yn iau a’r rhai sydd mewn addysg amser llawn Trefnwyr grwpiau, pobl sy’n archebu 10+ o docynnau ar gyfer un perfformiad ar y tro PTL, deiliaid cardiau PTL Abertawe. Sylwer y gellir gofyn i chi brofi eich hawl i gonsesiwn wrth archebu tocyn neu gyrraedd am y perfformiad.

Registered Disabled, where disabled patrons need to be accompanied by a Carer when visiting the Grand Theatre, a complimentary ticket is available for the Carer.

Design & Production Accent ADC (01792) 774939

1. Exchange of tickets will only be considered in cases of emergency and the Management reserves the right to refuse an exchange. Where an exchange occurs, it will be for another performance of the same production.

2. No refunds will be given except for cancelled events.

3. The Management reserves the right to introduce discounts and other price changes without notice.

4. The promoter reserves the right to make any changes to the advertised programme.

5. The use of cameras or recording equipment is strictly forbidden.

6. The Management reserves the right to refuse admission and may, on occasions, have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of patrons.

Sut i archebu

We accept most major credit cards, Maestro and Delta. Cheques should be made payable to: Swansea Grand Theatre Singleton Street, Swansea SA1 3QJ. For full booking terms, conditions and facilities call the Box Office.

Our Box Office Minicom number is 01792 654456. Typetext for hearing impaired customers.

The City and County of Swansea can accept no responsibility for any changes, beyond their control, which may arise after this publication is published. Please refer to Box Office for full booking conditions.

Pobl sydd wedi’u cofrestru’n anabl, lle mae angen i ofalwr hebrwng person anabl ar ymweliad â Theatr y Grand, mae tocyn cyfarch ar gael i’r gofalwr.

Derbynnir y rhan fwyaf o’r prif gardiau credyd Maestro a Delta. Dylid gwneud sieciau’n daladwy i: Theatr y Grand, Abertawe Stryd Singleton, Abertawe SA1 3QJ. I gael manylion llawn am gyfleusterau a’r amodau a’r telerau archebu, ffoniwch y Swyddfa Docynnau.

Rhif minicom y Swyddfa Docynnau yw 01792 654456. Teipdestun ar gyfer cwsmeriaid â nam ar eu clyw.

Ni all Dinas a Sir Abertawe dderbyn unrhyw gyfrifoldeb am unrhyw newidiadau, y tu hwnt i’w rheolaeth, a all ddigwydd ar ôl cyhoeddi’r cyhoeddiad hwn. Cysylltwch â’r Swyddfa Docynnau i gael yr amodau archebu llawn.

Forthcoming

Mon 9th - Sat 14th Mar 09

ON SALE NOW

CITY AND COUNTY OF SWANSEA DINAS A SIR ABERTAWE