The Grapevine SEAMER & TAME BRIDGE MAGAZINE No. 158 August – September 2019

The Grapevine SEAMER & TAME BRIDGE MAGAZINE

No. 158 August – September 2019 Seamer Village Website address: seamervillage.co.uk

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EDITOR’S NOTES First an apology to Anne for the front cover,. Despite my best efforts I could not get the correct colour match to the original painting supplied. I hope you still like it! After two days of sweltering heat, today I am glad its raining as I can get on with the Grapevine! Hope the weather improves for the rest of the school holiday period and you enjoy the break (if your are having one).

If you have any event or interesting places you have visited why not write an article for the next Grapevine! It will cover the months of October and November and the deadline for submission is 8.00am September 26th

ST. MARTIN’S CHURCH EUCHARIST at 11.15 4th and 18th August 1st, 15th and 29th September.

St Martin’s Church Coffee Morning With Cake stall and Tombola Stokesley Town Hall Friday 23th August 9.00 — 11.45 Donations for the Tombola and Cake Stall (to sell on the day) are most welcome, as is help on the day.

Please contact Jean Webster 01642 710088 Judith Thurland 01642 710489 Ann Startin.

01642 710162

OTHER EVENTS Vacation Chamber orchestra (VaCO) Thursday 22nd August in Stokesley Parish Church – 7.30 pm Stokesley Parish Church coffee morning Friday 13th September, in the Town Hall 9.00 – 11.30 am Schubert’s “Die SchÖne MÜllerin” with Bridget Hardy – mezzo soprano, Ralph Woodward - piano. September 14th in Stokesley Parish Church at 4.30 pm, preceded by refreshments.

ADVANCED NOTICES (more details nearer the time) Harvest Lunch—Soup and a Sandwich Saturday 12th October, 12 noon -1.15 pm.

Donations for the meal, all proceeds to The Mary Thompson Fund.

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Snake Davies Trio Saturday 12th October in Stokesley Parish Church.

Marie Groom

VILLAGE HALL NEWS AND EVENTS POP IN This informal fun get together in the Village Hall every Monday morning is not held during School holidays. It commences again on the 9th September and runs between 10am -12 noon.

So come along then to meet fellow residents and visitors to have a chat over Tea/Coffee and a scone. Everyone welcome. £1.

Janet GARDEN CLUB (GREENFINGERS) For more details of future events, Contact: Viv Hyman 01642 269663 ART GROUP As numbers are currently low for this Group, it has been decided to wait till September before re-commencing. If you feel you would be interested then, please contact Margaret Smith on 01642 710611 ZUMBA Come and join us at Zumba, it’s a great way to keep fit. We do Zumba for 45 mins with 10 minutes body toning at the end. Fridays 5.15pm, £3.50. New members always welcome.

Contact Helen on 07502 566054 SEAMER BOOK CLUB We meet in the Village Hall on the 4th Tuesday of each month (not August) from 8pm until 9.30pm. We are a small but friendly group who pick a new book each month and then discuss it the following month over refreshments. We welcome new members. Cost £2.50 For more information contact Lynn Clayton: 07763 633717 email: richard.lynn.clayton@hotmail.co.uk SING A LONG A monthly informal fun time, held in the Village Hall for those who like to have a sing! Everyone welcome. The next meeting will provisionally be Friday 13th September at 7.00 pm. Cost £2.

A Heartfelt Thank you to everyone who supported and attended June’s Live Music night in aid of Take Away The Tears. (TATT).

With performances by Stokesley U3A Ukulele band, Seamer’s very own talent Simon Harvey and Ian’s fun music quiz, we raised £400!

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I have a lovely thank you card to us all from Sue Nuttall, the co-founder of TATT, which I’ll leave in the Village Hall. On the Sunday after hearing what we’d made, Sue sent an update to say our £400 will treat a dog shot twice in the eye (beggars belief) and support their effective neutering programme.

Hope everyone present had as good a night as me. To make a difference to animals lives too is the icing on the cake. I will certainly be arranging more events to fundraise. If anyone has any ideas please let me know.

A thank you to my good friend Maria too who contributed towards the cost of hiring the hall. jo.batey@talktalk.net 07759531050, Churchside Cottage, 4 Hilton Road KNIT AND NATTER Knit and Natter finished on 25th March.

We start again on 4th November at 7.00pm.and every Monday after that in the back room of the village hall. It costs £2 to include refreshments. Everyone is welcome and I’m changing the name to STITCHERS to include sewing and quilting as well as knitting and crochet.

Ann Thomas BRIDGE CLUB This popular well attended group meets on Thursday night at 7.00pm. Everyone is welcome Yvonne Groombridge yvonnegroombridge@yahoo.co.uk SEAMER VILLAGE HALL 100+ CLUB May winners were (136 members) 1st £20 139 Andrew Branch, Hilton Road 2nd £17 104 Sylvia Ward, The Green 3rd £14 105 Maria Mavin, Coulby Newham th 4 £10 134 Billy Hutchinson, Hilton Road 5th £7 53 Janice Felgate, Hilton Road June winners 1st £20 8 Rhona Bollands, Leconfield 2nd £17 44 Craig Lewis, Tame Bridge 3rd £14 138 Julia Roche, Tame Bridge 4th £10 16 Christine Cooper, Hutton Rudby 5th £7 120 Jan Morris, Leconfield July winners 1st £20 41 Ron & Sandra Ayre, Croft Hills 2nd £17 23 Brian Aston, Stokesley

3rd 4th 5th

£14

132 Alan Harbottle, Holme Lane

£10 £7

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Lina Garnett, Seamer Hill Edmund & Pam Phillips, Tame Bridge 4

For those members who joined last August/September , you are due to join again.

To help me to remind you when your renewal fees are due, could you please let me have your e-mail address or telephone number. This is easier than coming to see you.

If you are new to the area and would like to become a member, you can do so at any time. It costs £1 per month/£12 for the year for which you are allocated a number. Each month, half the monthly money is given out as prize money and the other half goes to the village hall funds.

To let me know if you wish to join or renew your membership, please get in touch with me. I look forward to hearing from you.

Christine Cooper 01642 710294 or chris_cooper1@hotmail.com

HALL TIMETABLE Monday

Pop-In 10.00am

Tuesday

Carpet Bowls 10.00am

Pilates Class 6.00-7.00pm Hall Committee meeting 7.30pm

Wednesday

(1st Tuesday every second month) Seamer Parish Council 7.00pm (3rd Tuesday every second month) Book Club 8.00—9.30 pm (4th Tuesday not in August) Table Tennis 7.00pm

Thursday

Bridge Group 7.00pm

Friday

Zumba Class 5.15-6.10pm Seamer Sing a Long at 7.00pm

13th September

SEAMER METHODIST CHURCH REDECORATION At the end of July a decorator has been very busy and all the internal aspects of the Church building have been re-decorated. The standard of the workmanship is first class and is a credit to the skills of the decorator. The whole building now looks bright and cheerful. It is a pleasure to worship in such pleasant surroundings. We welcome everyone to come and see the Church whether or not you join us for worship.

SUMMERTIME

Many of a certain generation will recall the opening words of the George Gershwin song “Summertime and the living is easy”.

Later in this song are the words “One of these mornings you goin’ to rise up singing; then you’ll spread your wings”.

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The song is a vision of a better time.

Many of us find time in August for a holiday, or time to visit family and friends, enjoy picnics (weather dependent) Holidays can be a time to re-charge our batteries, to perhaps dream of future happy days and events.

A writer from nearly three thousand years ago wrote ‘Be still, and know that I am God’.

We all need to find time to think and contemplate who we are and what we are doing with our lives. Summer is a good time to do that.

TIMES OF WORSHIP 4th August @ 10.30am led by Christine Campy 11th August @ 10.30 am led by Rev Lisa Quarmby 18th August @ 10.30 am led by Rev Lisa Quarmby 25th August @ 10.30 am led by local members 1st September @ 10.30am tbc 8th September @ 10.30 am tbc 15th September @ 10.30 am tbc 22nd September @ 10.30 am Harvest Festival tbc 29th September @ 10.30 am tbc TIME FOR A SMILE What is the best day to go to the beach?

Sunday!.

THOUGHT FOR THE MONTH Find time this summer to unwind and re-charge your batteries.

PARISH COUNCIL NEWS

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PARISH NOTICEBOARDS We have two very smart new Parish noticeboards, sited outside the Parish Hall and in Tame Bridge. The purpose of the noticeboards is to keep residents updated on discussions made at Parish Council meeting and relevant local issues. They are also used for displaying information provided by the District Council, the County Council and other organisations based in North Yorkshire, which will be of interest or relevance to residents. Should you wish to display a notice in one or both boards, please contact the Parish Clerk in the first instance, as the boards are kept locked – please do not attempt to force them open!

Thank you. (E: scapa20@hotmail.com)

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SEAMER PARISH COUNCIL UPDATE The May meeting began with the Annual Parish Meeting, the Chairman’s report from which, was published in the Grapevine in June. Following the APM, the Parish Council meeting began with an Open Forum, attended by three members of the community. The new Parish Council was welcomed and Councillor Philip Taylor was re-elected as Chairman. The Parish Council were pleased that both District Councillors Bryn Griffiths and Bridget Fortune were re-elected as both have been very supportive of Seamer Parish Council for many years. Planning applications were discussed, including those current, pending and granted.

Village maintenance was discussed, key aspects being the imminent installation of the new benches outside the Village Hall, by School Cottage and by the pond.

The two new noticeboards would also be installed before the next Parish Council meeting. An additional grass cut has taken place and following discussion at earlier meetings, the removal of excess reeds from the pond would be undertaken. Footpaths within the parish were discussed. An engineer from NYCC has made a site visit to the proposed site of the traffic refuge in Tame Bridge. Community Fund applications were discussed, including the annual donation of ÂŁ500 to support the Globe Library. The Chair gave feedback on the recent fifteen CSW deployments. Councillor Mark Murphy reported back on the recent Village Hall Committee meeting and AGM with various items for action noted.

Minutes of this meeting are displayed on the noticeboards and on the website.

An update from the July Parish Council meeting will appear in the next Grapevine.

The next meeting of the Parish Council is on Tuesday 17 th September, 2019. As always, residents are welcome to attend.

Residents can access information about Parish Council and Community Fund matters in the following ways: a) Attendance at the bimonthly Parish Council meetings, details of which are publicised in various locations: e.g. Parish Council noticeboards, website. b) c)

The Grapevine, where articles are regularly published.

Parish Council minutes; these are displayed on noticeboards and on the website. d) By attendance at the Pop-In on Monday mornings, which Parish Council members attend whenever possible. If there are any points that need clarification, these will be fed back to the main PC meetings. e) Residents are able to contact the Parish Council via email or telephone to discuss any matters that are of concern to them.

All matters concerned with the Community Fund are discussed as an agenda 8

item at Parish Council meetings. Any residents who attend form part of the discussion and all viewpoints are taken into consideration when making a final decision.

Philip Taylor, Chair of the Parish Council Email: scapa20@hotmail.com (Parish Clerk) Seamer Parish Council encompasses Seamer and Tame Bridge.

TIME FOR A LAUGH (Classroom comments from Kids) History In wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the countryside.

Sometimes in the war they take prisoners and keep them as Ostridges until the war is over. However, some prisoners were held in constipation camps Then Joan of Ark met her end. She was burnt as a steak.

Sir Walter Raleigh circumcised the world with a big clipper.

Maths The total is when you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal that pulls Santa on his slay.

I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about Moths.

If it’s less than 90 degrees it a cute angel.

Religious Studies A Mosque is a sort of church. The main difference is that the roof is doomed.

I asked my Mum why we say old men at the end of prayers at skool, I don’t know any old men except Grandpa.

If you marry two people you are a pigamist, but morons are allowed to do this.

Holidays On ar activity holiday, dad wanted to ride the hores but Mum said they were too ekspensiv.

Geography The closest town to France is Dover. You can get to France on a train or you can get a fairy.

In Geography we learnt that countries with sea round them are called islands and ones without sea are incontinents.

In Scandinavia, the Danish people come from Denmark, the Norwegians from Norway and the lapdancers from Lapland.

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The Arts In Last year’s Christmas concert Linsi played the main prat. I played one of the smaller prats. But this year I would like to play a bigger prat .

Submitted By Joan Barnes IS IT "COMPLETE", "FINISHED" OR "COMPLETELY FINISHED”?

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words – "Complete" and "Finished”. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: “How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand?

Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!" He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year old Scotch.

Submitted by Ann Thomas

WHAT’S ON AT THE GLOBE Opening Times!

Monday 9.30am - 5.00pm Tuesday 2.00pm - 6.30pm Wednesday Closed Thursday 9.30am - 5.00pm Friday 9.30am - 1.00pm Saturday 9.30am - 1.00pm

August - The Summer Reading Challenge is in full swing with our junior members eagerly borrowing and reading books to qualify for prizes and a medal. One lucky family will have a behind the scenes tour of Fletchers Farm and tea and cake in the tea shop. Every member who completes the Challenge will go into the draw.

EVENTS (Ask for further details on any of the following or go to the website http://www.theglobelibrarystokesley.org) Exploring the Moon with Dr Fred. Tuesday 30th July, 2.30-3.30pm. An illustrated/interactive talk for all ages. All about the moon with plenty of props and illustrations!

The Globe Photography Competition. 1st to July—31st December. Come into the library to pick up an application form and terms of entry or send an E-mail 10

to library.theglobe@gmail.com. Categories 18 years and over and 17 years and under. See the website for terms and conditions and details of prizes..

Ukulele Class for all abilities. Thursday 1st, 8th, 15th and 29th August, 10 - 12noon. A 5-week course run by Martyn Cresswell. Come into the library to register your interest if you live in North Yorkshire!

Citizens' Advice Bureau. Every Friday in August,10 - 12noon. Please telephone 01609 776551 for an appointment. Drop-in only possible if there is space between appointments.

Also, Mondays 5th, 12th and 19th August will be Drop in sessions, 2 - 4pm.

Financial Clinic. Tuesday 6th August, 2 - 5pm. Come to the Newcastle Building Society stand for advice from Jonathan Pearce.

Junior Model Making. Thursday 8th August, 2 - 3pm. Come to the Globe to help make a Giant Earth Ball and an Astronaut to decorate the library.

Stokesley & Villages Climate Local Action Group will meet in The Globe on Tuesday 13th August, 7.30 - 9.30pm.

Advice from Newcastle Building Society. Just drop in to see them at their stand on Thursdays 15th and 29thAugust,10.30 - 2pm and Tuesday 20th August, 2 - 5pm, Space Chase! Junior Science. Thursday 22nd August, 2 - 3pm. Moons, constellations and experiments! Will something go BANG? See our website for details.

REGULAR EVENTS Mondays NatWest Community Banker, Chris Gibson. 2 - 5pm Code Club. Meets again Monday 9th September for Beginners and intermediates. Come into the library to out your name down for next term's new session.

The Globe Reading Club. 2nd Monday of each month, 2pm.

Children's Knitting Club. 3rd Monday of each month (not August), 4 - 5pm.

Next meeting Monday 16th September Tuesdays The Globe Junior Book Club. Every other Tuesday (next meetings 3rd and 17th August), 4-5 pm, ages 8-12 years The Globe Knitting Group. 2 pm The Globe Chess Club. Next session 10th September, 3-6pm. Open to all ages and abilities, just drop in.

Craft and Chat Drop-in Sessions. These will resume in the Autumn Robotics Club (replaces the 3D Printing Club). First session Tuesday 3rd September from 4pm, then every Tuesday in term time. Come into the library to put your name down for this new club.

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Thursdays Knit and Natter. Every 1st, 3rd (and 5th) Thursday of each month, 10.00 am Fridays Storytime. For 5s and under - 10.30 am throughout the year

GREEN BIN TAGS A local resident has reported that he has had his tag removed. Anyone else with the same problem? If yes can you inform me of approximately when it was, so I can follow it up?

Dave Campy david.campy123@btinternet.com or 01642 710320

GRAPEVINE CONTACTS All numbers are prefixed with 01642 Magazine Layout, Editor, Printer and Distribution Coordinator David Campy, 5a Holme Lane, Seamer E mail: david.campy123@btinternet.com Front Cover Illustrations Anne Clements, Tame Bridge St Martin’s Rev Paul Hutchinson, The Rectory, Stokesley Methodist Church Ron Kirk, 2 Rosehill, Great Ayton Seamer Village Hall Chairperson: Mark Murphy Email : medinnov8@hotmail.com Bookings: Nov– April, Ann Thomas catcabcam@googlemail.com May—October , Vivien Hyman Village News and Events Contact: Dave Campy david.campy123@btinternet.com Seamer Parish Council

710320

710405 722053

269663 710320

E-Mail: scapa20@hotmail.com Seamer Correspondent for Darlington and Stockton Times Christine Cooper 710294 Seamer Village Website seamervillage.co.uk The Globe, Stokesley Website http://www.theglobelibrarystokesley.org ooooOOOOooo

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