Oh hello there! You? Yes you! Come inside... A door opens far away as you imagine the book folding in on itself, as the words themselves form the boundaries of this reality, what is real, what is not. Is it not merely the perception, of the observer to understand what, should be considered reality is it not.
You imagine the turning of the strange knob, in the shape of an R, as the page turns to reveal the title of this book.
Schrödinger's Cat & The Living Paradox Schrödinger was not happy that his cat had decided, to play with this highly experimental vortex generator, and ended up creating instabilities in our reality, such as this book! The perception of our universe changed on that day, as the observed principles of our reality succumbed to the musings of an incredibly curious feline, as it wandered the pages of this story, knocking things out of the way as it went, maybe even reshaping these very pages, as it manipulates the reality around it. It decided that walls were not sufficient barriers for it anymore, so it created a cat shaped hole through the wall, in turn creating a living paradox, which this story is fashioned from, and unfortunately you are now submitted to reading this torturous manuscript!
The cat doesn't mind though, as it paradoxically only exists in this fashion, when it's behaviour is observed in this state, as it is fundamentally out of cohesion with reality.
The cat keeps phasing in and out of existence, just a faint meow then poof, kitty just had an error 404, the universe could not load her!
The cat begins to break even more, as it attempts to centralise it's mass in one place, but alas to no avail, as it simply goes poof! It finds itself inside a bustling subway tunnel, packed to the brim with people, the cat is noticeably confused, as it was just inside it's home. As it navigates the sea of legs, and tries to find a way out, it feels itself attracted to the whirring of electricity above! As it travels through the power lines, and up through the grid, it eventually finds itself back inside the machine, the process is reversed, and it's cohesion is restored. Schrödinger is happy to have his beloved cat back, and the cat is much less confused for it as well. THE END
