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Jokes: A touch of Leicester City Humour
A Liverpool fan, a Newcastle supporter and a Leicester fan were captured during the war and were sentenced to be shot as spies. When asked if they had any last requests the Liverpool fan asked to hear a recording of 'You'll never walk alone' by Gerry and the Pacemakers. The Newcastle fan asked to hear a recording of a Tyneside folk group playing the 'Blaydon Races'. The Leicester fan asked if he could be shot first.
A friend from Derby asked me to round up his 37 sheep. I said "40".
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What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
A Newcastle fan rolling down Beacon Hill. Despite this season's difficulties, it's been good to see the players still make charity visits for example to Rushey Mead Orphanage last week. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Raj, aged 6. Harry Kane is writing a book about his time at Spurs. It has no title.
True Story? (Ouch!)
I was playing Football Manager on my PC when I was offered the Leicester City job. I knew it was a poor squad with no future, so I declined the offer. I then put the telephone down and returned to Football Manager.
Career Day It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of the class. 'My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.' The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad. Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Leicester City.'
Why did God make Derby fans smelly?
So blind people could laugh at them too!
Whatís the difference between Forest fans and mosquitoes?
Mosquitoes are only annoying in summer
What do you say to a Derby County supporter with a good-looking woman on his arm?
Nice Tattoo.
