The Signal: Fall ‘16 No. 6

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T.J. Miller makes Kendall his dog house

CUB’s Fall Comedy Show puts a spotlight on the absurd By Connor Smith News Editor T.J. Miller emerged from a locked supply closet following his Tuesday, Sept. 27, performance in the College Union Board’s (CUB) Fall Comedy Show in Kendall Hall. Miller was already dressed like a sleazy magician — or as he put it, “(A guy who’d) sell you a car, but you’re not trying to buy a car.” After the show, the actor and comedian discovered a felt dog nose that was equipped with live-action barking sounds. Miller donned the nose for his post-show interviews, where he sprinkled in intelligence, sarcasm and electronic barks to keep everyone on their toes. Despite the hilarity, it didn’t come close to some of his wildest antics onstage during his one-hour standup set. Comedian and writer for “Broad City” Josh Rabinowitz opened the night. As an awkward young adult, Rabinowitz said that the mainstream popularity of the word “awkward” can be a disservice to people who actually are. “It really feels to me like cool people are gentrifying ‘awkward,’” he said. “Real awkward people who did something uncomfortable wouldn’t be like ‘Awkward!’ You’re more like, ‘I can never come back here. This is the end of me at this place.”’ Rabinowitz’s set bounced from one embarrassing story to the next, highlighting his comedic timing and storytelling skills. Following his final tale of a practical joke gone too far, Rabinowitz introduced Miller to the stage. Miller’s entrance was Wonka-esque, as he navigated

nimbly with a cane, several water bottles and a copy of The Signal. “TCNJ! You don’t come to the Lions lair without doing your research,” he said. “Not Roscoe’s lair!”

Miller announced that he had recently filmed a new comedy special, so performing for the College was his see MILLER page 16

Pulitzer winner recounts Trump’s past

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Johnston speaks about the Republican presidential nominee.

By Sydney Shaw Editor-in-Chief

Donald Trump called a convicted cocaine trafficker “a credit to the community” after allowing the man to manage his personal helicopter to shuttle high

rollers to his casinos. He said his net worth fluctuates based on how he feels — “even my own feelings, as to where the world is, where the world is going, and that can change rapidly from day to day.” Trump likely hasn’t paid federal

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Miller points out the only graduate student in attendance.

Editorial / page 9

income tax since 1977, and during the first presidential debate on Monday, Sept. 26, he said his tax evasion makes him “smart.” Whether or not you like the Republican presidential candidate is beside the point — all of those assertions are true. Acclaimed writer David Cay Johnston visited the College on Tuesday, Sept. 27, to share more facts about the real estate mogul he has known for nearly three decades. “Journalists have a unique position in the world,” Johnston said. “We are the only occupation where we are paid to tell you the truth... Our only reason to exist is to tell you the truth — the verifiable truth, not opinions.” Unaided by a microphone, Johnston told the crowd in the Education Building that through his work as a journalist, he’s accused people of murder, exposed corruption scandals and forced two presidents to change their tax policies. He isn’t just confident, though. He’s correct. Despite intense scrutiny, every single one of Johnston’s stories, no matter how ambitious,

Opinions / page 10

Austrian midfielder a Jauk of all trades By Connor Smith News Editor Jörg Jauk has been kicking his entire life. As a toddler raised in Graz, Austria, he kicked anything he could get his feet near. At age 6, Jauk’s father helped him translate this instinctual obsession into a lifelong passion when he brought the boy to a tryout for SK Sturm Graz’s youth academy team. Jauk, now a sophomore finance major and midfielder on the men’s soccer team, told The Signal he was on the verge of a professional soccer career when he left SK Sturm Graz II, a semi-professional team, to play Division III soccer in the U.S. “I always wanted to combine being a sportsman and getting education at the best possible level, for me,” he said. “A lot of my teammates don’t see it that way. They just see soccer. They want to become professionals, and they don’t really care what comes after that. I always knew that life is more than playing 10 years of soccer professionally. I wanted to get a good job. Maybe one day, I’d like to have my own business.” Jauk valued his studies at a young age, which included reading American newspapers to improve his fluency in English and economics. He also practiced

see TRUMP page 3 Features / page 13

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Arts & Entertainment / page 16

Sports / page 24

Identity Monologues Minority groups let their voices be heard

“As You Like it” ACT presents a Shakespearean play with a modern twist

Field Hockey Lions go 2-0 on the week

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