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September 7, 2016
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Construction around CUB starts year with triple the laughs campus progresses By Tom Ballard News Editor While most members of the campus community spent their summer away from the College, construction crews worked to keep its ongoing projects on pace. According to Tom Beaver, head media relations officer for the College, construction is on schedule for the new STEM Building, the addition to the Chemistry Building in the Science Complex and the renovation and addition to the Brower Student Center. Construction crews are currently in the process of enclosing the new STEM Building and chemistry addition after the steel structures were laid out last semester, according to the College’s campus construction website. Beaver said the Chemistry Building addition is scheduled to be completed for July 2017 and the STEM Building is set to be finished the following month. “Taken together, the STEM building and renovated chemistry facilities will expand classroom and laboratory space by fully 60 percent, and become the cornerstone of our larger STEM complex,” Beaver said. After the completion of Traditions last February, construction in the student center continued in order to complete offices on the second floor and finalize the renovations being made for the new food court, according to the construction website. see STEM page 3
Martin flashes a stunning smile onstage.
By Connor Smith Sports Editor
The College Union Board’s (CUB) Three For Free comedy show on Thursday, Sept. 1, delivered laughter, awkward banter and a handful of generously titled “TED Talks,” all bundled together into one worthwhile, and free, package in Kendall Hall. Sean Donnelly, Arden Myrin and Monroe Martin were the event’s featured
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comedians. According to CUB, Donnelly has been featured on “The Late Show with David Letterman,” “Conan” and NBC’s “Last Comic Standing.” Myrin’s claim to fame was her role on Netflix’s “Orange Is the New Black,” while Martin was featured on “Guy Code,” “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon” and “The Jim Gaffigan Show.” Each comic had a different performance, however, all of them worked their own appearances into their respective sets.
After CUB announced the College’s upcoming fall comedy show, featuring T.J. Miller, Donnelly was welcomed to the stage for the night’s first act. He was quick to throw jabs at his physique, which he said could be confused with that of a trucker. “Some of you don’t even think I’m the comic that’s supposed to be up here,” Donnelly said. “You think I’m just here to fix this microphone and then the real comic comes up onstage. I can’t not look like this, okay... I have manuallabor face, that’s what it’s called.” Once he finished poking fun at a nursing major with a similar body type, Donnelly recounted his experience ordering from Piccolo Pronto in Campus Town. “I went to that pizza place, Piccolo? Piccolo Pete’s?” he said. “You walk in and I’m like, ‘Do you have slices?’ They’re like, ‘No, you get your own 10-inch pie.’ I’m like, ‘That’ll do. I’ll do that.’” Donnelly then continued to question several audience members, specifically when he found a biology major interested in optometry. After his response seemed to cause confusion, Donnelly used the opportunity to poke fun at the crowd. “Doesn’t sex get gross when you take biology classes?” Donnelly said. “Maybe I shouldn’t have said that. You know, cause you learn about the entire see COMEDY page 13
Alumnus scores first kiss with JoJo College aims to be more inclusive
Haduch enjoys his time on the show, despite his short run.
By Kelly Corbett Staff Writer
Picture this: It’s almost Christmas Day in 2014. In between a round of drinks with your mom, a commercial
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interrupts the holiday festivities to invite all eligible bachelors to apply to a new season of romantic reality rivalry. You consider it because, after all, who wouldn’t want the opportunity to appear on TV and win over the girl of their
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dreams, while millions of other women watching from home fawn over you? Will Haduch, a civil engineering alumnus (’12) and former football player for the College, didn’t think his drunken submission of “I build skyscrapers and I live on a boat,” accompanied by a photo of himself, would land him a spot on “The Bachelorette.” But fast forward 11 months and Haduch received a call from the network to let him know he was being considered as a contender for Season 12. Suddenly, the reality TV show was an actual reality. The 26-year-old eligible bachelor from Somerville, N.J., had caught the eyes of ABC, and he found himself fighting for the heart of JoJo Fletcher against 25 other men. Haduch landed the first kiss with Fletcher, despite having little screen time on “The Bachelorette,” and although he was sent home after the second week, the New Jersey-native made fast friends with the other contestants on the show. According to Haduch, the Bachelor mansion, where they all stayed, was pretty lush — definitely a
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By Sydney Shaw Editor-in-Chief
Students at the College who wish to be identified by a first, middle or last name that is different than the legal name they were given at birth may now use their preferred name in College-related documents, according to an email sent on Thursday, Sept. 1, by Kerri Tillett, associate vice president and chief diversity officer. “As we strive to make The College of New Jersey an inclusive community, I am happy to introduce the Preferred Name Policy,” Tillett wrote in the email. “This policy helps us to be a campus of choice to those who desire to work/live/learn in inclusive environments.” Tillett explained that this change does not include documents that require a legal name by law or policy. For students who wish to use their preferred name, they can make the change through their PAWS accounts. The new policy also applies to faculty and staff members, as well. They can change their preferred name through the College’s YESS network. Canvas should reflect the name change within 24 hours, according to Tillett, while other information technology systems will be updated to reflect the name change within the coming months.
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