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September 30, 2015
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‘SNL’ co-stars get real, and real funny, at comedy show
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Pharoah performs spot-on impressions of celebrities such as Eminem and even his ‘SNL’ co-star, Jost.
By Jessica Ganga and Mackenzie Cutruzzula Features Editor and Sports Editor
Colin Jost took a break from sharing the week’s top stories on “Saturday Night Live’s” “Weekend Update” to open the College Union Board’s (CUB) fall comedy show on Friday, Sept. 25, in Kendall Hall. Jost joked with the College’s own resident young people before his “SNL” co-star Jay
Pharoah took the stage. During the show, Jost made it a point to connect with the college crowd, covering topics from dating apps to relationships. When he asked the crowd what types of dating sites students use, members of the audience cited examples such as Tinder and Christian Mingle. “You know something is going in the butt on that date,” Jost said about those who use Christian Mingle.
Fighting slave trade in modern day world By Morgan Lubner Staff Writer
Project Stay Gold hosted an event discussing the horrors of human trafficking and measures that can be taken to put an end to the crisis. Held in the Travers/Wolfe Lounge on Sunday, Sept. 27, the club began the presentation with a YouTube video highlighting the startling facts surrounding human trafficking and slavery. Some highlights included that there are between 20 and 30 million slaves in the world right now, fifty percent of the slaves in the world today are children and human trafficking is the third largest international crime. The facts came as a shock to many students in attendance, as it is a common thought that slavery was eliminated years ago. However, that could not be further from the truth, as detailed in the presentation. An eye-opening fact revealed was that there are more slaves in the world today than ever before. Different club members stood up and gave explanations describing the different facets of trafficking and slavery. One mentioned how children as young as seven years old are being see SLAVE page 3
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He reflected on his time at Harvard University, when many girls in his class had their own views on sexuality. Jost went on to paraphrase what they “assumed” was in the Bible about sex saying, “Thou shalt only do butt stuff.” Jost touched upon drug use — specifically marijuana — and asked students if any of them use the drug. “Anyone here smoke weed?” Jost asked, prompting weak cheering from the crowd.
“Guys, relax, I’m not your RA. Does anyone here smoke weed?” When asked again, the audience broke out in applause. One student in particular was louder than the rest, and Jost took advantage of the moment by joking that he is a part of Residence Life. “Right here, get him, swarm,” Jost said. “The man clapping — tackle him! I am an RA. I wish I had hired some police to tackle him.” Jost went on to tell the story of a date that went horribly wrong when a girl gave him a weed cookie. Now in his 30s, Jost says using the drug gives him paranoia, but at the time, he couldn’t pass up a delicious cookie. When the marijuana really set in, he became so paranoid that he thought his date had poisoned him. “I did what any 30-year-old man would do,” Jost said. “I snuck into the other room and called my parents. I swear to God. It was like three in the morning.” His parents, who reside in Staten Island, traveled to Manhattan to help him. Luckily, his date found this all rather funny in her state of mind, but it didn’t lead the comedian to a second date. In that moment, Jost wasn’t sure if he should feel thankful or remorseful for having parents that lived so close. “Staten Island was a great place to grow see COMEDY page 17
DUI simulator illuminates dangers By Kyle Elphick Correspondent The Arrive Alive Tour, an event famous for its drunk driving simulator, made a stop at the College on Wednesday, Sept. 23, in Alumni Grove. Sponsored by UNITE, the goal of the tour is to make people aware of the grave dangers that face those who drive while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. UNITE visits schools from elementary to collegiate levels all over the United States. By raising awareness, UNITE hopes to prevent deaths caused by those who drive while high or drunk. Though representatives from UNITE were on hand to impart students with important information in regards to these major issues, what truly hammered the point home
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to students was the group’s DUI/DWI Simulator. The simulator came in the form of a full-sized, black SUV that was parked outside the entrance to Eickhoff Hall. Students who entered the car got to experience what driving while under the influence of drugs or alcohol is like without actually consuming either. The simulator replicated the side effects of driving under the influence, which include blurred vision and slowed reaction time. Through this simulation, students were shown, firsthand, the potentially lethal dangers of getting behind the wheel in an impaired state of mind. A line of students yearning to try their hand at the simulator was present for the entirety of the day, with even more students watching the flat-screen T.V. next
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to the car that broadcasted the perspective of the driver within the simulation. But while the simulator was the headlining attraction of the tour, many organizations at
the College set up displays in Alumni Grove to showcase their own activities and information. see ALIVE page 2
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Simulators present real dangers in a safe setting.
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Kappa Delta Confidence month encourages self-love
Brown Bag Professor shares the evolution of guitar
Women’s Soccer Lions are undefeated at 6-0
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