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Michael Ian Black cracks up Kendall crowd

By Katie Brenzel Arts & Entertainment Editor

Many were lured by the prospect of seeing “that guy” from Vh1’s popular “I Love the...” series. Some were die-hard “The State” fans itching for nostalgia. Others liked the idea of cheap entertainment on a Monday night. Whatever preemptive expectations audience members arrived with on Sept. 21 at the Kendall Main Stage Theatre, “The Awesome Life of Michael Ian

Black” served the College with more crudeness and sarcasm anticipated. Black strolled onto stage — in attire he later admitted made him look like he “works in a Verizon Store”— to thunderous applause. Despite his somewhat delicate demeanor, Black addressed the audience with a strong, powerful voice. In an interview preceding the show, Black stated that the dynamics of college performances aren’t much different than his normal

stand-up. “If the joke works, I think it will work for all audiences, as long as you don’t mind me talking about shitting on your tits. If you’re that kind of audience, it might not work,” Black said. With physical demonstrations to accompany the concept, Black ultimately decided that Kendall’s audience wasn’t that kind of crowd. The crowd’s accepting applause spurred the introduction of other crude brainchildren, such as the see COMEDY page 16

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Crude humor and sarcasm filled Black’s show.

Security audit points out areas for improvement By Diana Bubser Opinions Editor

An audit of Campus Security conducted by an outside professional firm last spring suggested new measures to improve campus security, according to Matthew Golden, executive director of Public Relations and Communication. The audit was released earlier this year. “I was very pleased with the security audit,” Campus Police Chief John Collins said. The College security audit was completed by Margolis, Healy & Associates a firm that conducts campus safety assessments. The audit allowed for campus security experts to examine the College’s security processes, procedures and resources, as well as provide recommendations for improvement. “We started making changes to address these issues,” Collins said. Per audit suggestion, Campus Security plans to increase manpower and “explore other options to schedule and dis-

tribute our staff,” Collins said. According to a section of the audit provided by Collins, Campus Police developed a negative relationship with the campus because of “significant and disproportionate amount of time conducting motor vehicle related enforcement,” before Collins took over. This section of the audit also said that Campus Police had been issuing Ewing traffic summonses to the harshTim Lee / Photo Editor est penalty. A security firm examined Campus Police last spring and “I can’t tell you why things were released a report earlier this year. done a particular way before I was here, but after my arrival I redirected our staff and have a lasting impact here,” he said. “We are making made it clear as to what our mission and purpose is changes every day, and I expect that to continue.” A full copy of the audit could not be obtained by here,” Collins said. Overall, Collins found the security audit to be help- press time. ful to campus security. “It helped map out things we need to do and will Diana Bubser can be reached at bubser3@tcnj.edu.

Student’s life remembered Gubernatorial debate at

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Different groups performed in honor of Stephanie Mejias on Wednesday. By Randolph Portugal Staff Writer Family and friends gathered to commemorate the life of Stephanie Mejias, a student of the class of 2011 who passed away this summer. The memorial was held at 3 p.m. on Sept. 16 in Forcina Hall. The event started with a cover of

Chris Tomlin’s song “Enough,” performed by Catholic Campus Ministries members Melissa Mastro, sophmore biomedical engineering major, and Christopher Serge, senior communications major. President R. Barbara Gitenstein addressed those in attendance. “We come here today for dual purposes: To mourn the death of a dear loved one and to celebrate the spirit she left behind. It was such a shame that such a wonderful life was cut short. From her academics to athletics, she was certainly a student who balanced everything well. Overall, we should all take the time to cherish the moments of happiness because these are the moments that determine the quality of life,” she said. Harlene Galen, professor of elementary education, made a few reflections about Mejias as a student. “Stephanie demonstrated knowledge. She see MEJIAS page 3

the College now unlikely

By Brianna Gunter News Editor

As of now, the gubernatorial debate proposed to be held at the College next month will not be taking place. The League of Women Voters of New Jersey, which was sponsoring the event, announced last week that Gov. Jon S. Corzine refused to take part in the debate and Republican candidate Chris Christie has declined to participate without Corzine. Messages seeking comment were not returned by Chrisite and Corzine campaign staff. The League said only independent candidate Chris Daggett has agreed to participate. “We are currently exploring the possible options of rescheduling,” Jesse Burns, Director of Communications and Projects, said. The debate was originally supposed to be aired live on Tuesday, Oct. 13 and would have run for an hour. According to Burns, this debate would have reached every household in the state via

6abc Philadelphia and WABC 7 New York and would have preempted the popular shows “Jeopardy” and “Wheel of Fortune”. If rescheduled, the debate would be additional to two other debates, which are publicly funded and have been sanctioned by the Election Law Enforcement Commission. All three candidates will be participating in these debates, although only Corzine is not required to do because his campaign is largely self-financed and is not accepting public funding. “We are dedicated to the voters of this state and wish the candidates valued the voters with the same dedication. New Jersey needs a third debate, held by experienced nonpartisan sponsors, in primetime, and on the most watched television stations,” Anne Ruach Nicolas, League Executive Director said. “It is the voters who lose when the candidates do not take every opportunity to be

Lions destroy Devils Parking situation not solved FDU-Florham proves to be Students express their discontent no match for the College. through letters.

Politics forum gets heated Profs. offer different views on constitutional interpretation.

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Gay activist promotes self-acceptance at event By Ryan Pilarski Correspondent

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College professors debated the message of the Constitution.

Professors talk politics By Alyssa Mease Staff Writer

Professors Daryl Fair and Kevin Michels got into the spirit of Constitution Day last Thursday, holding a forum entitled “Two Views on Constitutional Interpretation.” Fair, professor of political science, argued that the text of the Constitution makes it fairly easy for judges to interpret. Michels, professor of business, argued that the Constitution cannot be the answer to every problem in courts today. “There are two views here. They are profoundly different, but they are both held in good faith,” Michels said. Fair said that textualism — the words — should be the first thing considered when interpreting the Constitution. The text could afford some answers to questions the Supreme Court faces today. “Nevertheless, some constitutional provisions are broad, general, subjective, and difficult to interpret within the four corners of the Constitution,” according to Fair’s Microsoft PowerPoint slide. Michels said simply reading the text of the Constitution is

not enough to derive answers for today’s problems. He disagreed with Fair’s idea that reading the text is enough to understand and apply it today. Originalism, or trying to understand what the framers of the Constitution meant, is the second step, Fair said. “Many people would argue it’s the only other place you would look besides the text,” Fair said. Michels argued that finding the intent of all 39 framers of the Constitution would be impossible, as they all had their own opinions and could not possibly have foreshadowed future events. “What they agreed on, in large part, was a debate,” Michels said. “The miracle was that they forged a convention to agree.” Times have changed since the Constitution was crafted and thinking has changed. “We can’t freeze-frame the world as it was when the Constitution was drafted,” Michels said. According to him, the best way to interpret the Constitution today is to use modern understanding of terms and look to moral reasoning and the deepest understanding of society and politics.

How does one fight discrimination? Ask Marc Adams, gay activist who spoke at the College on Sept. 17. He’d tell you about questioning his sexuality, religion and family to find himself at the forefront of an unpublished struggle: aiding gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender students in suppressant religious schools. Coming from a fundamentalist Baptist family, he understands the denial and guilt that many gay or questioning students have when placed in such a setting, he said. “It can be a very serious situation for a gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender person who finds themselves in one of these schools,” Adams said. “Parents enroll their kids in these schools without even considering what might happen. Sometimes they enroll their kids in these schools because of their homosexuality.” When a gay student finds himself or herself in one of these dif-

ficult situations, Adams’s organization, HeartStrong, is there to help. He founded HeartStrong in 1996 and has since helped over 1,000 students deal with the strictness and unaccepting environment of being a gay student in some religious schools. The organization is “committed to educating the public about the persecution of GLBTs and others at religious educational institutions,” Adams said. According to Adams, many students believe that they can “reform their sexuality” like undergoing plastic surgery. Formerly a student at Liberty University in Virginia, Adams believed this was true, but after spending three and a half years as an undergraduate student, witnessed his administrators personally call out suspected gay students simply as “anecdotes during speeches,” and he started to question his beliefs. Being gay at such a place as Liberty University was not an option, Adams said.

“Those students who were suspected of homosexual activity were expelled and their parents were called. No (concrete) evidence needed to be provided, suspicions were enough by themselves,” he said. He was told that there wasn’t so much as a cure for homosexuality, as much as it was “something you’ll have to fight everyday for the rest of your life.” Instead of being defeated, Adams spent months reflecting, and finally grasped that he was changing his behavior to look for acceptance from others. He felt like something “less than human.” Adams said he realized that the way he was raised to treat women — merely as housewives — minorities and other religions as inferior was severely incorrect. Now, 13 years after starting his gay outreach program, Adams helps those who find themselves in similar situations. For more information on HeartStrong, go to heartstrong.org.

been held at the College in previous years, including 2005 and 2001. According to Matthew Golden, the College’s executive director of Public Relations and Communication, these debates were successful and the College would love to host a gubernatorial debate. Golden also said that although students have attended the debates

in the past, he was not certain whether or not students would be able to attend the League’s debate if it is rescheduled and held at the College. According to Golden, students who attended past debates were able to develop and submit questions for the candidates.

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seen and heard in fair and nonpartisan debates. Participation in our primetime debate would reach the most voters and allow the voters to make an informed decision based on the issues rather than from negative television ads and campaign controlled messaging.” Gubernatorial debates have

Brianna Gunter can be reached at gunter2@tcnj.edu.

New clubs welcomed ‘Celebrate Eid al-Fitr’ approved unanimously By Arti Patel Copy Editor

The Student Government Association (SGA) general body voted to accept two new campus-wide organizations during its Sept. 16 meeting. By a unanimous vote, the general senatorial body chose to reinstate the Institute for Electrical and Electronic Engineers and welcome TCNJ Juggling onto the College’s campus. After losing their charter in 2006, the Institute for Electrical and Electronic Engineers decided to approach SGA for reinstatement with “a reworked constitution, new executive board, and a new advisor,” according to president Brian Carrigan. Carrigan, and vice president Chris Brinton, both junior electrical engineering majors, attended last Wednesday’s meeting to represent their club’s 30 charter members and the underrepresented subdivision of the engineering department. “There are 11 engineering organizations on campus,” Brinton said. “Each has its own niche and it doesn’t make sense for us to not get recognition after we were already previously recognized by the school.” Carrigan said the Institute’s main purpose would be to bring guest speakers on campus for the general benefit of students and to comply with specific engineering department requirements. The second organization to receive rec-

ognition, TCNJ Juggling, cited charity as its main source of inspiration. “We would like to go to a hospital to juggle for kids and provide them with entertainment,” President Pat Catalano said. Catalano, sophomore math and secondary education major, started the club last year because he wanted to educate students on campus about the art of juggling. “I’m trying to bring in different people,” said Catalano, whose 26-member club currently includes unicyclists, trick specialists, and a former circus school student. “Juggling is a challenge, a stress reliever, improves hand-eye coordination, and a great way to meet unique people,” he said. According to Sophomore Class Secretary Amy Ogbonna, political science major, the College is reviewing the College’s First Seminar Program (FSP) rooming policy. Ogbonna said the College is “taking data from people who live together and a committee called Star Res gages its success.” The policy of housing first-year students with their FSP classmates is a tool the College first began using approximately four years ago. The program’s purpose was to assist freshmen integration. However, the College’s main concern now is that the policy forms cliques among students. “The administration started this because they thought it would foster outside classroom discussion, since your classmates live with you they’d be easy to find,” Ogbonna said.

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In a unanimous vote, the Student Finance Board (SFB) approved the “Celebrate Eid al-Fitr event” sponsored by the Islamic Society. This event was given a $2,460.50 allowance which includes catering, food insurance and photocopies for publicity. This event’s goal is to provide a cultural experience for Muslims and non-Muslims in celebration of the Ramadan holiday. The dinner will include a speaker who will educate the audience about Ramadan and the fasting that

occurs for a month. “This event has taken place for several years and last year there was a surge of attendance to about 150 people, so we’re expecting a large turnout,” Adam Morsy, Islamic Society Treasurer, said. This event is scheduled to take place on Wednesday, Sept. 30 in the Cromwell Main Lounge. The two winners for SFB Freshmen Representatives were Billy Freyberger and Winnie Rene. “They both impressed us very much. The board feels that they will do a great job representing their freshmen class,” Garrett Hoffman, SFB Administrative Director, said.

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Michael Stolar, SFB executive director, presided over the second meeting.

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Drunk students blame it on the ‘juice’ By Alyssa Mease Staff Writer A student blamed “jungle juice” when Campus Police found her swaying from side to side on her bed, with the smell of alcohol coming from her breath. A College Community Advisor (CA) said he was checking an area at 1:30 a.m. on Sunday Sept. 13 in Travers Hall when he heard choking and vomiting in a room. The CA requested medical attention. Police issued her a summons. … A student was found by Campus Police lying on the floor at 2 a.m. on Sunday Sept. 13 in a Wolfe Hall women’s rest-

room. A resident heard her vomiting and called a CA who then contacted Campus Police. The student said she consumed “jungle juice” at an off-campus party. She was assessed by Lions EMS and was transported by Pennington Road EMS to Capital Health System at Mercer Medical for treatment. Police issued her a summons. … A car was damaged between 7 p.m. on Sept. 14 and 9:50 a.m. on Tuesday Sept. 15 in Lot

5. The car’s owner said she parked her Hyundai, and when she returned the next day, she found her right front passenger blinker light lens was broken. … The Assistant Residence Director of Wolfe Hall said that between 8 a.m. Monday and 6 p.m. Tuesday, somebody removed the keys to the Travers Hall office. Campus Police officers were dispatched at 6 p.m. on Tuesday, Sept. 15 to Wolfe Hall to deal with the theft. …

A security officer found a student vomiting in front of Travers Hall on Tuesday, Sept. 15. Campus Police arrived at 11:55 p.m., and Lions EMS assumed care, The victim was transported to Capital Health Systems at Mercer Medical Center. A summons will be mailed. … An intoxicated female who said she consumed a few alcoholic beverages at an off-campus party was found by Campus Police by the Travers Hall front desk at 12:35 a.m on Tuesday, Sept. 16. The student was sitting in a chair and was alert and conscious. Lions EMS arrived and assumed patient care. A summons was issued.

Water leaks through the ceiling in Packer By Amanda Pini Correspondent

The sound of water dripping into buckets is all most students attending classes in Packer Hall have been able to hear the last few weeks, as garbage bags cover expensive pieces of equipment to keep them from being damaged by the dirty water falling from the sky. “We have to put garbage cans on the floor to keep the water from making puddles all over,” said Shannon Crane, a senior health and physical education major who has five classes in Packer. “In every class that I have in Packer, the ceiling leaks,” she said. Crane mentioned looking up at the ceiling in each room and noticing the stains, a side effect from the leaking. To protect most expensive equipment from

damage, tarps and garbage bags are covering anything that could be damaged and cans are keeping the puddles from building up on the floor, she said. The bigger problem, however, is the roof over the Packer Hall pool. According to Matthew Golden, executive director of Public Relations and Communication, the Packer pool roof is currently being replaced. During a storm last week, a section of the tarp on the roof was pulled apart by wind, and water was able to leak into the building. The contractor working on the project was immediately contacted to complete remedial work and no water has entered the building following the work, Golden said. The project is approximately 45 percent done and, with decent weather, may be completed in two to three weeks, Golden said.

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Packer Hall has been plagued by leaking from recent storms.

Mejias / Memorial continued from page 1 was committed to being a teacher. When she was in Lawrenceville Elementary for her teaching training, she came up to me and explained why she wanted to become a teacher. She said ‘I always had the best experience in elementary school so I wanted to be creative enough to excite young minds.’ She was very fond of the kids and the kids were very fond of her.” “There are not enough words to describe what an amazing person Stephanie was,” Kaitlin Drew, senior art and deaf education major and Delta Zeta Sorority President, said. “She was taken away from us too soon. What I learned from her I will never forget. I learned that we shouldn’t waste time on worriment and regret but concentrate on the present to live for the future.” “So many emotions went through my mind when I found out,” Brittany Brown-Webster, junior open options science major and Mejias’s Sorority Big Sister, said. “Not many knew of her disease and I wished I knew what caused her to pass away from it. I say that her heart was just too big for her body to handle. ” Webster thanked the audience members for opening their hearts and attending the memorial, asking them to live by Mejias’s example of living for the moment. A karate performance followed. Her karate instructor, Master Paul Del Sordo, said Mejias was always diligent and dedicated while earning her black belt. “Stephanie always kept going

to achieve just about anything,” Del Sordo said. “She trained quite hard and never complained. It was enjoyable training with her as well as inspirational. She was definitely a very important part of our studio.” The Pastoral Associate for Youth Ministry of St. Michael’s Church in Union, N.J., Philip Matrale, also spoke about Mejias. “A person’s life is not measured by how much you live, but by how much one shared joy and happiness and changed the lives of others. Stephanie had a powerful and meaningful life that made that difference. She especially reached out to children and helped to form bonds between everyone. She will certainly be missed,” Matrale said. “I was so excited when Stephanie got accepted into my alma mater. I knew that she would benefit so much from going there and that (the College) would benefit from having her there.” Tamika Diaz, her cousin, said. “I will always remember her. She was a great listener and was always the peacemaker in our house,” Mejias’s sister, Melanie Mejias, said. “Oddly enough, she was also afraid of ketchup. But seriously, as mom said before, Stephanie was and will always be an angel.” Melanie Mejias, asked everyone to live peacefully and listen well to others just as Stephanie did. Melanie Mejias concluded the ceremony by speaking on behalf of the family. She thanked her extended family members, Mejias’s peers, and faculty and staff for being supportive during the family’s time of need.

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Debra Kelly teaches students to use LionsLink to find jobs on-and off-campus Wednesday.

LionsLink aides job hunts By Alex Cameron Correspondent

According to Debra Kelly, associate director of Recruitment, the LionsLink system run by the Office of Career Services helps students “connect in a variety of ways,” whether the job is on-campus, offcampus, or an internship. Last Wednesday, Sept. 16, at a seminar to teach the service, Kelly said that any student can create a profile. According to Kelly, it is important that pertinent information such as class, graduation date and major be up to date at all times. It is also important students use their College e-mail addresses, or the system will classify them as alumni. Once a profile has been created, students can upload a resumé, and more than one resumé may be in the system at one time. If employers want a cover letter or a copy of a transcript, those documents can be uploaded as well. One tip, Kelly

said, is to never delete a resumé without first uploading a new one, as this will deactivate your account. It is important to include GPA (above 3.0), any prior experience including class projects, leadership, community service and general skills, especially a proficiency in languages or computers. Watch out for typos, and never use long sentences, Kelly said. There are three types of job listings on LionsLink.Preselect (P), Open (O), and Collect (C). If a job a student applies for is labeled Preselect, it means the employer will be conducting a limited number of on-campus interviews and is preselecting who will be interviewed. Open indicates that anyone who applies will get an interview, but this option is rarely used. Collect means that an employer is collecting resumes at that time and may or may not call to set up an interview, Kelly said. Students can search for job list-

ings, but once in the system, they will also receive e-mails if internships or jobs become available in the fields specified in their profile. According to Kelly, listings are added daily. If a student is selected for an on-campus interview and he or she does not go, his or her profile will be deleted from the system, except in the case of emergencies, Kelly said. After an on-campus interview, employers will tell Career Services what a student’s strengths and weaknesses are regarding the interview process. The student can then meet with a career counselor to discuss how to improve for his or her next interview. Career counselors can also critique resumes and discuss the pros and cons of accepting a job. Career Services has Open Hours in Forcina Hall 155 Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. Hours and more information regarding Career Services and Lionslink can be found at tcnj.edu/~career.

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Top general calls for new strategy, more troops WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obamaʼs top commander in Afghanistan has told him that without more troops the United States could lose the war that Obama has described as the nationʼs foremost military priority. Obama must now decide whether to commit thousands of additional American forces or try to hold the line against the Taliban with the troops and strategy he has already approved. Obama made clear in television interviews Sunday that he is reassessing whether his narrowed focus on countering the Afghan insurgency is working and will not be rushed into a decision about additional troops. “Resources will not win this war, but under-resourcing could lose it,” Gen. Stanley McChrystal wrote in a five-page summary of the war as he found it upon taking command this summer. McChrystalʼs confidential 66-page report, sent to Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Aug. 30, is now under review at the White House. “Although considerable effort and sacrifice have resulted in some progress, many indicators suggest the overall effort is deteriorating,” McChrystal said of the warʼs progress. Obama approved 21,000 additional U.S. troops earlier this year, on the advice of Gates and other senior defense and military leaders. That will bring the number of U.S. troops in Afghanistan to a record 68,000 by the end of this year, working alongside 38,000 NATO-led troops. The question now is whether to divert troops from Iraq or make other adjustments to expand that force significantly early next year. Gates and others have repeatedly warned that too large a force would do more harm than good in a country hostile to anything it sees as foreign meddling. But

Adm. Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told Congress last week he thinks more troops are probably necessary. Pentagon press secretary Geoff Morrell said in a statement that the McChrystal assessment “is a classified, pre-decisional document, intended to provide President Obama and his national security team with the basis for a very important discussion about where we are now in Afghanistan and how best to get to where we want to be.” While asserting that more troops are needed, McChrystal, the top U.S. and NATO commander in Afghanistan, also pointed out an “urgent need” to significantly revise strategy. The U.S. needs to interact better with the Afghan people, McChrystal said, and better organize its efforts with NATO allies. “We run the risk of strategic defeat by pursuing tactical wins that cause civilian casualties or unnecessary collateral damage. The insurgents cannot defeat us militarily; but we can defeat ourselves,” he wrote. In his blunt assessment of the tenacious Taliban insurgency, McChrystal warned that unless the U.S. and its allies gain the initiative and reverse the momentum of the militants within the next year the U.S. “risks an outcome where defeating the insurgency is no longer possible.” The content of the report was first reported by The Washington Post, which said it withheld publication of portions of the document at the governmentʼs request. Morrell confirmed the report, but said the Pentagon would not release McChrystalʼs assessment. “While we would have much preferred none of this be made public at this time we appreciate the paperʼs willingness to edit out those passages which would likely

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A soldier from the U.S. Armyʼs 3rd Battalion, 509th Infantry Regiment (Airborne) trains his weapon at a base in Zerok District, East Paktika province in Afghanistan, Sunday, Sept. 20. have endangered personnel and operations in Afghanistan,” Morrell said in an e-mail statement. The Pentagon and the White House are awaiting a separate, more detailed request for additional troops and resources. Media reports Friday and Saturday said McChrystal has ﬁnished it but was told to pocket it, partly because of the charged politics surrounding the decision. McChrystalʼs senior spokesman, Rear Adm. Gregory Smith, told the Associated Press on Sunday the report is not complete. On Monday, another Pentagon spokesman said he cannot predict when the request will arrive, and said McChrystalʼs depiction of the war is one tool the

administration will use to choose its path. “The way forward in Afghanistan ... is more complex than just the security aspect of it,” Pentagon spokesman Bryan Whitman said. “There are political aspects, developmental aspects, economic, a range of things you have to look at.” In Congress, the war has taken on a highly partisan edge. Senate Republicans are demanding more forces to turn around a war that soon will enter its ninth year, while members of Obamaʼs own Democratic Party are trying to put on the brakes. Obama said in the Sunday interviews that he will not allow politics to govern his decision. The president said he has not asked McChrystal to sit on his request for U.S. reinforcements.

Research discredits CIA techniques News Bits

But overwhelmingly, scientific literature shows the WASHINGTON (AP) — The CIAʼs harsh interrogations are likely to have damaged the brains of terrorist suspects, opposite: Chronic stress and trauma — the likely result diminishing their ability to recall and provide the detailed of the CIAʼs methods, particularly for long-term prisoners, information the spy agency sought, according to a new according to OʼMara — can damage the hippocampus, the part of the brain that integrates memory. scientific paper. The list of techniques the CIA used included prolonged The paper scrutinizes the techniques used by the CIA under the Bush administration through the lens sleep deprivation — six days in at least one instance — being chained in painful positions, of neurobiology and determines the exploitation of prisonersʼphobias, and methods to be counterproductive, no waterboarding, a form of simulated matter how much the suspects might drowning that President Barack have eventually talked. Obama has called torture. Three CIA “Solid scientific evidence on how prisoners were waterboarded, two of repeated and extreme stress and pain them extensively. affect memory and executive functions Those methods cause the (such as planning or forming intentions) brain to release stress hormones suggests these techniques are unlikely that, if their release is repeated to do anything other than the opposite and prolonged, may result in of that intended by coercive or enhanced compromised brain function and interrogation,” according to the paper even tissue loss, OʼMara wrote. published Monday in the scientific He warned that this could lead journal Trends in Cognitive Sciences. to brain lobe disorders, making the In the paper, Shane OʼMara, a prisoners vulnerable to confabulation professor at Irelandʼs Trinity College — in this case, the pathological Institute of Neuroscience, wrote that production of false memories based the severe interrogation techniques on suggestions from an interrogator. appear based on “folk psychology” — a Those false memories mix with true laymanʼs idea of how the brain works as information in the interrogation, opposed to science-based understanding AP Photo making it difficult to distinguish of memory and cognitive function. OʼMara told the Associated Press The CIA released a special between what is real and what is on Monday he reviewed the scientific review of prisoner interrogation fabricated. Waterboarding is especially literature about the effect of stress techniques Monday, Aug. 24. stressful “with the potential to cause on memory and brain function after widespread stress-induced changes reading descriptions of the CIAʼs Bushera interrogation methods. The methods were detailed in in the brain, especially when these are repeated frequently and intensively,” OʼMara wrote. previously classified legal memos released in April. “The fact that the detrimental effects of these techniques “The assumption is that the (methods) are without effect on memory, or indeed facilitate the retrieval of information on the brain are not visible to the naked eye makes them no less real,” he wrote. from memory,” OʼMara said.

Consensus is building in the Senate for legislation that would significantly weaken the Federal Reserve by stripping its power to oversee banks and hand that job to a single federal bank regulator. A military judge agreed Monday to another delay in the war crimes trial of five Guantanamo prisoners charged in the Sept. 11 attacks, giving U.S. officials more time to decide how to try them. Forty senators — all but one of them Republican — want the Obama administration to let the $700 billion financial rescue program expire by yearʼs end, saying the money has been used in ways not contemplated by Congress. As the United States lags on climate legislation, China is poised to join the European Union in claiming “front-runner” status among nations battling climate change, the U.N. climate chief said Monday. A federal judge has ordered the government to restore Endangered Species Act protections for Yellowstone grizzly bears. Information from AP exchange

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SFB Proudly Presents: The Outdoor Education Award “What is it?” Money to finance outdoor activities such as hiking, white-water rafting, snow tubing, and other rewarding outdoor experiences. “Who is eligible?” All student groups! “How can my group apply?” Applications are available in the Student Finance Board office on the second floor of the Student Center Room 231. Completed applications are due back at 5:00 PM on Monday, October 5th. “I donʼt understand...” Call the SFB front office at x3187 for details, or email sfboard@tcnj.edu.

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Editorial

Corzine owes us answers

Remember that guy whose budgets forced the College to raise your tuition, mandate your professors take unpaid furlough days and cut the schoolʼs budget? Guess what he did this time? No, he didnʼt burn your crops and pillage your town, but Gov. Jon S. Corzine sure isnʼt coming to the College AP Photo anytime soon. N.J. Gov. Jon Corzine chose not to participate in a debate at the College this October. As reported this week, Corzine turned down an invitation from the League of Women Voters to debate Republican candidate Chris Christie and Independent Chris Daggett at the College in October. Christie declined to debate without Corzine. Did you go see “The Awesome Life with Corzineʼs campaign staff has told various New Jersey Michael Ian Black” on Monday? media outlets that the governorʼs schedule doesnʼt allow “If the joke works, him to participate in another debate. (He is already partic- • Yes. I love him! He’s so funny. I think it will work ipating in two hosted by the Election Law Enforcement • Yeah, he was ok, but Greg Giraldo is funnier. • No way. He is the worst comedian ever and I Commission). for all audiences, I didn’t go. am I glad Apparently the schedule of the governorʼs staffers as long as you doesnʼt allow them to return phone calls. A Signal report- • Who is Michael Ian Black? don’t mind me er tried to contact the Corzine camp. through both e-mails talking about and phone calls to no avail. (For the record, Christieʼs cast your vote @ shitting on your people did not return our inquiries either). tcnjsignal.net Sure, Corzine is busy campaigning all over the state tits. If you’re that for another term as governor, but his office is in Trenton kind of audience, Last Week’s Results: — as in the next city over, a mere 10 minutes from the What was the most memorable moment of the NFL’s it might not work.” College. Surely the governor still spends minimal time in Week One? his office? You know, running the government? — Michael Ian Black 56% Brandon Stokely’s amazing catch. And even if he doesnʼt spend much time in his office 22% I hate football with a passion. because heʼs too busy campaigning, did it ever occur to 11% Tom Brady’s return. “It was our the governor that we have a vote too? 11% Mark Sanchez’ debut. statement to the Yes, thatʼs right. The college-aged generation. Rememgovernment that ber us? we are not going Weʼre the ones who made history when we came out in to be put down droves for Obama last fall. Weʼre the seniors who remember when the Outstandand that we had tcnjsignal.net ing Scholar Recruitment Program still existed, before the strength to Telephone: Mailing Address: state budget cuts forced the program to be axed. Production Rm - (609) 771-2424 organize and The Signal Business Office - (609) 771-2499 c/o Brower Student Center Weʼre the students who attended the Governorʼs volunteer.” The College of New Jersey Fax: (609) 771-3433 Schools before they were almost eliminated by the state P.O. Box 7718 E-mail: signal@tcnj.edu Ewing, NJ 08628-0718 and now operate under severely reduced budgets. —John Krimmel, Weʼre the voters who have had to take out student loans Editorial Offices Arti Patel associate professor Kristen Lord as our tuition bills spiked year after year. of criminology Megan DeMarco Copy Editors Weʼre the residents who have seen our professorsʼ and Editor-in-Chief Hilarey Wojtowicz Bobby Olivier Sports Assistant administratorsʼ hair get progressively grayer as their salaTom O’Dell Managing Editor “Many of us are ries get cut and they are forced to take unpaid furlough Carrie Russomanno Abby Hocking frustrated with our Brianna Gunter Photo Assistant days. News Editors Laura Herzog own mandatory Weʼre the residents who live in this state, and who, unGarrett Rasko-Martinis Arts & Entertainment Assistant Sports Editor like many of our high school counterparts, chose to go to pay cuts, but we Business Office Jeffrey Roman school in this state. Weʼre the potential tax payers who are also aware Features Editor Diana Perez Katie Brenzel Business/Ad Manager may choose to leave after graduation if things donʼt imthat budget cuts Arts & Entertainment Editor Erica Chao prove. Diana Bubser Classifieds Manager throughout the Opinions Editor But, if the governor doesnʼt have time for us, maybe state have severely Kaitlin Olcott we wonʼt have time for him come Nov. 3. Production Manager

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Opinions The Signal says ... Stop: wasting your PrintSense, stressing, running over puppies, telling boring stories, living on Facebook. Caution: unreliable people, lack of dryers, monsters under the bed, annoying phones, roof leaks, food poisoning, Kanye West. Go: drink pineapple juice, run, clean your room, consume peanut butter out of the jar, show school spirit, take funny pictures, shop at a Goodwill store, to the aquarium, plan your Halloween costume a month in advance.

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Lack of campus parking inconveniences commuter When I ﬁrst read the article and editorial about campus parking in the Sept. 9 issue of The Signal, I was ecstatic that someone was ﬁnally addressing commuter parking problems. Since the semester began, it has been a struggle to find parking. As a commuter student, I have no choice but to leave 30 minutes before class and battle the rest of the student body attempting to find a parking spot. If I’m lucky, I hit the jackpot and take one of the last five parking spots on the roof of Lot 6. I feel sorry for the students who get to campus five minutes after me to find no spots left in any of the commuter lots. These students have to circle the parking deck and pray that someone is going to leave so they can claim a spot and get to class on time. Two of my housemates carpooled and left approximately 20 minutes before the start of their classes. They ended up getting to class 20 minutes late because a parking spot was unattainable. I cannot even imagine how much worse this situation will become once parking on the top deck becomes unavailable due to snow removal practices. However, I decided to write this editorial because of how infuriated I became after reading “SGA tackles campus parking issues” in the Sept. 16 issue of The Signal. Brian Block, vice president of Administration and Finance, said there are enough parking spots available for College students, according to the article. In most students’ experiences, I have found that to be untrue. According to SGA members, 114 park-

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ing spaces in various lots should be available for commuter students. However, I’m not sure where exactly these 114 parking spaces are. Perhaps a Parking Services representative can draw me a map of these supposed empty parking spaces. In addition, Lot 15 will serve as overflow commuter parking, according to Block. As I drove past Lot 15, I saw a note indicating the lot was for faculty and staff members. I would love some clarification on the issue so I do not risk being ticketed by Campus Police. With this issue added to all the other parking problems on campus, I just hope I am not around when high school students and their parents flood the parking lots to take tours of the College. Kristen Casabona

Surprise Eickhoff ticketing angers student Walking downstairs to Lot 11 — the parking lot below Eickhoff Dining Hall — a couple weeks ago, my roommate and I were completely oblivious to the welcome back prizes left for us by a Campus Police ofﬁcer. At the time, our minds were on coffee. Still exhausted from move-in day, escaping campus for a decent cup of java sounded like an ideal way to start our first full Wednesday back. It wasnʼt until we reached Dunkinʼ Donuts that I noticed the menacing white slip under my windshield wipers. Confused, I exited my station wagon to read the paper. It turned out to be a ticket for “lack of valid decal” issued by Campus Police. However, according to an e-mail sent

by Parking Services, ticketing for lack of valid decal was supposed to begin on Wednesday, Sept. 2. which, at the time, was a week away. When we returned to campus, my roommate discovered that her vehicle, also parked under Eickhoff, received the same ticket. We both had valid decals for Lot 9 but wanted to take advantage of the convenient parking while we could. Having our cars three floors below our dorm room in Eickhoff was nice while it lasted — very nice and very legal. We headed over to the department of Administrative Services to fill out applications for appeal. The officer behind the desk, after hearing our reason for appealing the tickets, admitted that whoever issued the ticket was wrong. She also said Campus Police was given specific orders against such ticketing. My roommate and I were furious. We felt wronged and taken advantage of. All this justifiably negative energy was channeled into an immediate trip to Green Hall to hand in our forms. The woman who helped my roommate took her appeal with a smirk. She said she had been receiving them all morning. According to the Green Hall employee, one overeager Campus Police officer entered Lot 11 early that morning and issued dozens of “lack of valid decal” tickets to fulfill his end of the month quota. If we hadnʼt gone through all that trouble, we would have each been slammed with an undeserved $50 fine. It sickens me to think that some of our fellow students will let that happen to them. It thoroughly disturbs me that the police officers hired to right the wrongs of our campus are instead having their actions corrected by students. Margaret Pakutka

What country do you want to visit most and why?

“England, to see a soccer match.”

“Ireland, because my family is Irish.”

“Israel, to connect with my heritage.”

— Dan Plaska, senior biology major

— Becky McGowan, junior English major

— Josh Luger, —Christine Zalewski, sophomore history major senior English major

“England, because it has a lot of history.”

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NAC restricting College student Internet use Tim Lee Photo Editor

A campaign from the Collegeʼs department of Information Technology called Network Access Control (NAC) consists of a new set of policies that have begun to restrict the legitimate student use of the campus

network. My main issues with the NAC policies are the facts that students can no longer use routers, the mandatory connection into Policy Key and the forced installation of commercial antivirus software. I am currently violating two NAC policies and if I could ﬁgure out a way around installing Policy Key, I would be disobeying all three. My Internet access was cut off on Monday, Sept. 21 because I continued to use my router, despite a warning from the Collegeʼs Web site. I regained access once I disconnected my router. According to the Collegeʼs Web site, my internet will be shut off again if I do not purchase antivirus software. The NAC campaign came as a complete surprise to most students. After my initial setup was complete, the College system redirected me to a NAC page where I was prompted to install Policy Key. The College never pre-warned students of these NAC policies, nor was Policy Key ever explained to us. Even after pursuing the Collegeʼs Web site, I am still confused about the purpose of these programs, only that the “NAC device prevent a computer from becoming a victim of virus, spyware, spam, or trojans.” I am apprehensive about install-

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The recently implemented Network Access Control policies forbid cable modem and wireless access routers, forcing students to log onto the Internet via Policy Key. ing a piece of software I know nothing about. The College gave students a deadline to install antivirus software and is prompting us with NAC pop-ups that offer links to Web sites for purchasing. I have never used antivirus software, nor do I feel the need to start now. The Information Technology Web site provides a link where one can obtain free antivirus software. However, the only software available, Sophos, is available exculsively “for faculty and staff.” Attempting to download Sophos software

prompts me to log in and my authentication fails each time, presumably because I am not faculty or staff. I am not willing to purchase commercial antivirus software when I do not see the need. I use a wireless router to split my roomʼs single data port between my desktop and Xbox, and for convenient wireless for my netbook and for guests that bring laptops to my room. I do not broadcast my wireless network name, use 128-bit security, and am careful not to allow any unauthorized users on the College network. The College must change its strict pol-

icies and should not force mystery software on us, or require that we use commercial antivirus software to utilize the network. If software installation is mandatory, the College should explain its exact purpose and should not force us to pay for it. There are legitimate reasons to use routers. Until all residence halls become equipped with wireless access, students should not be faulted for creating solutions to the Collegeʼs network problems. Tim Lee can be reached at lee65@tcnj.edu.

Booker following Obamaʼs footsteps We all know President Barack Obamaʼs story by now. He completed his undergraduate education at Columbia University, attended Harvard Law School, became a community organizer in Chicago where he practiced civil law, and taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago. Chris Morris Later, he became a state senator in Illinois before moving onto the United States Senate, and most recently, won his bid to become the first African-American president of the United States. For residents of Newark, N.J., Mayor Cory Booker draws comparisons to Obama with his charismatic personality and determination to reform the troubled city. Booker went to Stanford University where he became a youth organizer, crisis hotline volunteer and an all-American tight end on the college football team. He graduated with a B.A. in political science and earned his M.A. in sociology a year later. Before he began law school at Yale University, he had already received an honors degree in modern history at Oxford University, and is a Rhodes Scholar. At Yale, he was a Big Brother and active in the Black Law Students Association. He went on to serve as the staff attorney for the Urban Justice Center in New York and Program Coordinator of the Newark Youth Project. With his accomplishments, Booker could have had any job he wanted. He chose to rebuild Newark. He moved into the Newark projects, began volunteering and quickly made a run for city council, winning over the people of Newark on his way to winning a mayoral race. With Booker in office, the city has reduced its murder rate by 33 percent and its shooting rate by 42 percent.

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Newark Mayor Cory Booker has a similar background, ideology and charismatic personality as President Barack Obama. However, Bookerʼs impressive statistics are not what make him a force to be reckoned with. It is his ideology. Similar to that of Obamaʼs, it is what drives him forward. Bookerʼs efforts have brought Newark great success. People loved Obamaʼs poise, confidence and speaking skills during the 2008 campaign season. If Obama impressed you, you should find out when Booker is speaking next and try to go see it. Bookerʼs personality is his greatest asset. Supporters have called him “tirelessly, maybe exasperatingly, optimistic.” He is a progressive and is working hard to

fix a city filled with violence and crime. Though many supporters have attempted to convince Booker to run for New Jersey Governor, he responds simply by saying, “I vowed to fix Newark, Iʼm not leaving until I do.” Statements like these prove his dedication to the people he serves. Comparing Booker and Obama is difficult because they are on such different levels of government. Lucky for us, the Student Government Association is working hard to bring Booker to the College. You can decide how great he is once he gets here. Sources: Biography.com, CoryBooker.com, PostBourgie.com

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Features

Days off inspire profs. Meet Roscoe’s keeper By Jeffrey Roman Features Editor

A group of College professors took a trip to the Trenton Public Library to assist with various activities on Aug. 26. Some of the professors sorted and stacked donated books. Others helped citizens with tutoring for the General Education Development (GED) exam. Some even had story hour for English-second-language children. The work these professors did was volunteer-based and it was a direct response to the recently-implemented furlough days. Due to the poor economy affecting workers across the nation, the State instituted furlough days — mandatory days off professors must take. The faculty and staff of the College in certain unions are required to take seven days of unpaid absence over the course of the year. For professor of English David Blake, volunteering on one of the furlough days was the right thing to do. “The Trenton Public Library, which has faced terrible cutbacks of its own, seemed a natural institution for us to help,” Blake said. “Many of us are frustrated with our own mandatory pay cuts, but we are also aware that budget cuts throughout the state have severely damaged our fellow citizens.” According to John Krimmel, associate professor of criminology, the idea to volunteer came during a union meeting held this summer. “It was our statement to the government that we were not going to be put down and that we had the strength to organize and volunteer,” Krimmel said. At the library, professors reached out and assisted in many ways. “We helped patrons write résumés,” Blake said. “We gave others lessons on how to use the computer to get an e-mail account and apply for social services.”

All of these programs are free as part of the libraryʼs commitment to the community, Blake explained. “As educators, we are public servants,” Blake said. “This was a chance for us to use our expertise and experience to help others during these difﬁcult economic times.” In the face of a recession, it is easy to become aggravated with money issues, according to Blake. “No one likes to see their pay reduced, especially after extensive union negotiations,” he said. “The trick is to turn the potential bitterness into a renewed commitment to community service.” Krimmel says he plans on continuing with volunteer work. “Almost every professor gives back to the community in terms of volunteering,” Krimmel said. “I think the time is right for professors to organize locally.” The Trenton Public Library is located at 120 Academy St., between North Broad and North Montgomery streets for all who are interested in volunteering. “I feel a calling to help people,” Krimmel said. “This should be part of our culture at (the College).” Jeffrey Roman can roman6@tcnj.edu.

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English department chair Jo Carney helps a patron prepare for the GED.

School hero’s secrets unveiled

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Roscoe and Karen Paterson, program coordinator, plan his weekly activities. By Matthew Huston Nation & World Editor

When the Collegeʼs rambunctious leonine mascot returns home after a day of spirited rooting and celebration, he answers to Karen Paterson, program coordinator for the department of Community Affairs. Paterson, who works with campus and community ofﬁcials to help organize major college events — Commencement, Convocation, and Community Fest — simultaneously manages and deploys the Collegeʼs beloved mascot, Roscoe the Lion. She lightheartedly outlined the responsibilities of the schoolʼs hero. “As Roscoeʼs supervisor, I handle his calendar and make sure he is returned from an event so that he can have his sleep and bath for the next event,” she said. Paterson noted that planning the mascotʼs schedule raises a variety of temporal and weather concerns. “Roscoe can not go to outdoor events when it

is raining,” she said. “His fur is very sensitive.” The suggestion is amusing, but preserving Roscoeʼs physical integrity is a very important part of the position. At this Septemberʼs Convocation ceremony, an unnamed student took a swing at the unsuspecting lion, knocking his eye out. An eyeless Roscoe wasnʼt going to cut it at Community Fest, so Paterson had to call out for a new one. A similar problem arose when Paterson mistakenly received ferocious claw replacements instead of Rosoeʼs milder gentle lion claws. Paterson admitted that the job is an entertaining part of her larger occupation. “Managing Roscoe himself is fun,” she said. “Knowing that he is going to an event and will make people smile and give an event some school spirit is the best thing.” Paterson has worked behind the scenes since she joined the College staff in October 2007, after seven years at CNN Internationalʼs Advertising Sales Division. As an organizer, she has affected the careers of students in unseen ways, “from Convocation, when they ﬁrst come to campus as freshmen, to Commencement when they leave our campus and join us as alumni,” she said. In addition to assisting the needs of the associate vice president of Community Relations and Special Campus Events throughout the year, Paterson also coordinates with the Ewing community through Township and College Together (TACT). “My favorite part of my job is working the events that we have and getting to meet people all over campus and in our community,” she said. Matthew Huston can be reached at huston4@tcnj.edu.

In the words of Marvin Gaye: ‘Let’s get it on’ By Lauren Gurry Copy Editor

In the Sex and the City movie, Samantha Jones says, “I canʼt color enough. I would color all day every day if I had my way. I would use every crayon in my box.” She is talking about sex — not coloring — and she has a valid point. Sex is fun. Despite Samanthaʼs naughty habits, sex is not something to be taken lightly and the first time you have it with someone is a big deal. Not all relationships are the same. Some people enjoy a purely sexual relationship without strings, while others donʼt want to hook up until they are married. Whatʼs important is to know your own stance on sexual issues and share them with your partner. If youʼre someone who doesnʼt want to make love until marriage, it is important to tell your significant other. After a number of dates, your partner may want to push the sexual limits further than youʼre comfortable with, and thatʼs a situation you definitely want to avoid. When in a relationship, discussing your sexual boundaries early on can help avoid confrontations in the future. Your partner should know what you are willing to do so you donʼt feel pressured into hooking up. In other situations, you and your partner may agree that youʼll eventually get around to it. Whatʼs unfortunate is that both of you could have different definitions of what “eventually” means. One person could be comfortable with the concept of having sex much sooner than the other, but itʼs important to remember that if your partner really cares about you, he or she wonʼt pressure you into anything before youʼre ready. When in a relationship, you should definitely discuss

the dangers of a sexual relationship. Although it is unlikely either of you will contract a sexually transmitted disease if neither partner has one, you should still talk about the importance of safe sex. Getting pregnant is a very scary thought, and part of safe sex is preventing pregnancy. No one likes to think about the possibility of pregnancy, but itʼs much better to have safety precuations in case the unexpected occurs. Even if you donʼt mind casual sex, it is still important to have your own plan of action. If youʼre just hooking up with people, youʼre probably not Tom OʼDell / Photo Assistant discussing the possibility of having a baby, but you Having sex for the ﬁrst time is one of the most important moments in your should still have your own life. Being fully prepared mentally, physically and emotionally is key. plans just in case. You may also feel uncomfortable asking a anticipated. person youʼre having casual relations with As long as youʼre both physically, mentally and emoabout his or her sexual background, and itʼs tionally prepared to move ahead, then itʼs possible youʼre likely such a conversation will never take ready. Just remember you have all the time in the world, place. If you canʼt handle talking about sexual and having sex isnʼt something you should rush into. history, you should — at the very least — make Once youʼre absolutely positive youʼre ready, you can sure the two of you are safe. “color” all you want. There is no such thing as the perfect time to start making love with your signiﬁcant other. Every relationship Next week, Lauren will discuss how dating can impact has a different feel and a different pace, and itʼs possible your friends and siblings. If you have an idea for a colthe two of you may begin having sex sooner than you umn, e-mail gurry2@tcnj.edu to share.

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College robots to take on Philadelphia By Chlesha Rhodes Correspondent

A group of the Collegeʼs engineering students can expect to see celebrity guests, advanced film and TV screenings and high stakes tournaments at the Games and Media Expo in greater Philadelphia, a national gaming convention and pop culture festival that will take place from Oct. 23-25. GameX, produced by Virtual Rush Gaming and NBC Channel 10, is designed to draw national, regional and local audiences of game players, film and TV fans, comic book buffs and technology enthusiasts. This year, the College will be showcasing its talent in the Robotics exhibition. The Robotics demonstration, inspired by the Collegeʼs Summer Robotics Camp, a high school program led by Orlando Hernandez, associate professor of electrical and computer engineering, will be performed by the Collegeʼs own engineering students. The Summer Robotics Camp was started two years ago, according to Hernandez, to enhance the visibility of the Collegeʼs school of engineering and give high school juniors and seniors the college experience they are looking for. “Admission to the camp is competitive. The first year, 16 students were admitted and 40 the second year. Next year we plan to double enrollment,” Hernandez said. The camp, recommended by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), focuses mainly on class rank and an essay when considering admission. The program, led by Hernandez, adjunct professor Christine Delahanty, professor Marvin Kurland, associate professor Jennifer Wang and two senior engineering students at the College, involves full courses, weekly competitions and campus living. “The students also get to participate in fun activities such as bowling and field trips,” Hernandez said. GameX is a listed sponsor for the camp which Hernandez hopes will heighten visibility for not only the camp, but also the Collegeʼs school of Engineering. GameX also gives students the opportunity to participate as volunteers. “It will be a friendly environment for students to come out and support their friends and even get in-

volved,” said Keith Kozak, junior art education major. “There are many opportunities for volunteers.” According to gamexpo. us, some of those opportunities involve receiving a pair of GameX weekend passes, a GameX staff tshirt and access to a Saturday night VIP party in return for their time. Volunteers will also be provided with lunch, drinks and snacks on all three days of the show. The volunteers must be 16years-old and are asked to donate a minimum of 12 hours over the course of the three day event. Other than participating as a volunteer, students can also enter art into the art competition, where $10,000 in prizes are available, and showcase film projects in the animation festival. The convention, expecting to have over 20,000 people, “will create a great opportunity for collaborative activities with other camps,” Hernandez said. “We are excited to bring (the Collegeʼs) annual robotics summer camp to Photos courtesy of Orlando Hernandez GameX and showcase the great projects that their Members of the Collegeʼs Annual Robotics Summer Camp race their cars students have created,” through wooden mazes and need to maintain their robots. said Tristin Hightower, project manager for GameX and co-producer of the bots are a great example of superbly crafted, exciting GameX Industry Summit. “GameX is committed to technological entities.” showcasing fun, innovative technology and enterFurther information about GameX can be found at tainment products from across the country, and (the gamexpo.us. For information on volunteering, contact Collegeʼs) electrical and computer engineeringʼs ro- volunteer@gamexpo.us.

Keep your immune system out of risk

Andrea Thyrring / Staff Writer

Protecting your immune system should be top priority this ﬂu season. Beverages like orange juice are good weapons against the war on illness. By Andrea Thyrring Staff Writer Less than a month into the semester, it is hard to believe that ﬂu shots are already being administered in the Brower Student Center (BSC). Itʼs still summer, right? But with all evi-

dence pointing toward a bad cold and ﬂu season, itʼs never too early to begin boosting your immune system to avoid getting sick. Think about it — a college campus is the ideal breeding ground for viruses and bacteria. High trafﬁc areas, like the library and the BSC, expose you to coughs, sneezes, and germy surfaces. If you live in a dorm, you might share a bathroom and living space with at least 30 other people. In any given day, you will come in contact with millions of germs and not even think about it.

With national health agencies predicting widespread sickness this season, it is important to be aware of health. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), “more communities may be affected (by the H1N1 flu virus) than were affected in spring/summer 2009, reflecting wider transmission and possibly greater impact.” Health Services has already sent out an e-mail outlining symptoms and appropriate protocol for those who fall ill. Both the CDC and the New Jersey Department of Health have recommended that flu shots be available in preparation for the upcoming season. But whether or not you get a flu shot, it is important to be proactive with your health. Taking a few simple precautions could be the difference between staying healthy and being sent home. So what can you do to avoid getting sick this year? First and foremost, wash your hands. Use warm water and soap after coming in contact with high-traffic surfaces: door handles, railings, counter tops, library computers, etc. And break the habit of touching your eyes, nose and mouth. This will prevent germs from entering your body. Get enough sleep. When your body is well rested, it is able to focus on fighting off germs and not on keeping you awake during your first class. Similarly, exercise for at least 30 minutes a day. Keeping your body in tiptop shape will help you fight off infections and colds.

Be sure to drink enough fluids. Germs thrive in dry throats and noses, so drinking at least eight servings of tea, water or juice per day will help to keep these areas moist and able to trap viruses and bacteria. Eat a balanced diet. Seeking out foods rich in color is a safe way to get all of your nutrients. By having plenty of fruits and vegetables — and cutting back on sugar and fatty foods — your body will get the fuel it needs to keep you running. Focus on getting adequate amounts of cold and flu fighting nutrients. Studies have shown that vitamin C improves immune function. Consuming oranges, or orange juice, is a great way to supplement your intake. Also, zinc is one of the most important minerals in overall immune function. Keeping lozenges containing zinc on hand is a good idea when trying to fight off a cold. And for the sake of those around you, cover your nose and mouth when you cough or sneeze. A good strategy is to use your elbow, instead of your hands, to cover your mouth — this avoids transferring germs from place to place. Taking precautionary measures this season will help you avoid getting sick and keep your immune system working properly. But if you do find yourself under the weather, know when to throw in the towel. Contact your healthcare provider at the first sign of a fever or other flu-like symptoms — youʼll save yourself a lot of trouble, and protect the campus from one more source of germs.

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- The Campus Events Calendar includes art exhibitions, concerts, cultural events, lectures, music and theater events and much more. - Any member may submit an event to the calendar by visiting https://jedi.tcnj.edu/webteam/webcal/wc.html - Please note that each program should have an intended audience of 100 people or more and must be open to the majority of the campus and/or the external community. - Due to space limitations, all decisions regarding which programs to include will be made by the Office of Student Activities.

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Arts & Entertainment

Comedy / Black and Giraldo roast College continued from page 1

“Bro-Job” and “gummy testicles” called “gum balls.” Black’s sarcastic brand of wit was magnified by his blunt quips on topics ranging from his children’s non-creative Halloween costumes to The Signal’s headlines. Though Black insisted in the interview that he was unsure where he found inspiration, it became clear as his act progressed that his everyday life provides infinite substance. “It’s a question that comedians and artists in general get asked a lot … I don’t know that there’s a way to generate ideas. They’re like quirks. They just sort of exist. And it’s your job to find them, and I run them through the particle accelerator of my mind,” Black said. Straying from the path of former comedians performing at the College, Black initially discussed the location of the College, rather than its name, after a “terrifying” journey to the show. “Trenton, New Jersey, where hope comes to die, we don’t think we’re radioactive … It’s a scary fucking place you go to school,” he later added, “I know why you call it, ‘The College of New Jersey,’ because you can’t call it College of Trenton.” Showing off his pre-show research, Black further connected with the all-too-eager audience over the recent parking debacles and the drunken escapades appearing in “Cop Shop.” Black maintained his collected countenance as he acted out the latter. A New Jersey native, Black brought sincerity to his hatred of his home state. “I got the fuck out as soon as I could … I know there is a lot of N.J. pride here, but it’s misplaced,” Black said, getting even the loudest Jersey enthusiast to chuckle. Though he delivered the same sardonic, nearly arrogant tone characteristic of his former work on the sketch comedy show “The State” and Comedy Central’s “Michael and Michael Have Issues,” Black proved surprisingly spirited as the night progressed. Ending with an anecdote about skydiving, Black held the audience’s attention until the anti-climatic end. Only a true master of comedy could end a show successfully

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Greg Giraldo strayed from his planned material by incorporating the audiences’ responses.

with a vomit-induced failed attempt at manliness. Comedy Central’s favorite “roaster,” Greg Giraldo, opened the night with a roast of nearly everything, ranging from alternative fuel and health care to individual audience members. Giraldo established a trend of interaction with the audience for the night, which began with the interruption of a joke on stem cell research by two disoriented latecomers. As the two hovered in front of the stage trying to find their seats, Giraldo finally couldn’t overcome the distraction. “Can I get you a marching band to walk you in?” he asked. Giraldo turned distraction into a positive by incorporating audience members’ input as they chimed in. Though rougher in appearance than his following act, Giraldo’s relaxed attitude created an unconventional comfort between the comedian and the audience. “I like how Greg Giraldo can just take jokes from the audience. He’s really funny,” said freshman finance major Gina Holzheimer. The audience seemed as good-humored as the comedian as he singled out students, despite Giraldo’s assertion that, “This is why I can’t do college shows. You kids are too

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Michael Ian Black dramatizes New Hampshire’s state slogan ‘Live free or die.’

nice.” Though Giraldo depended on crudity and racial stereotypes for a majority of his act, the shock of his jokes left many in uncontrollable fits of laughter. The distance of the stage seemed to lighten the offensive content and grant vast creative freedom, a fact Black addressed in the interview. “You’re beholden only to the audience, which obviously is a big thing to be beholden to. Once you get onto stage, no one is going to kick you off,” he said. Katie Brenzel can be reached at brenzel2@tcnj.edu.

Jet Lag Gemini takes off with explosive new sound By Ron Seidel Correspondent

Last Tuesday night, The Rathskeller’s usual apathetic cafeteria atmosphere quickly turned to lively anticipation. The night’s headliners were Mahwah’s young quartet Jet Lag Gemini, who opened its performance of catchy upbeat pop rock numbers. Fortunately for the crowd, the group was successful in transcending the generic and often formulaic nature of the popular rock genre. The group consists of singer and rhythm-guitarist Misha Safonov, guitarist Vlad Gheorghiu on guitar, bassist Matt Gheorghiu, and drummer Dan DiLiberto. Thumping red Dark Horse drums and a monstrous white seven-inch-deep snare drum, DiLiberto kept the grooves flowing and the toes tapping throughout the night. Gheorghiu, sustaining the mood with amusing stage banter, added a semipredictable low end. More dynamic and rhythmically interesting bass lines would have helped improve the constant barrage of melody-following eighth notes, as these did become monotonous. The undeniable strength of the band came by way of Safonov and Gheorghiu. Safonov, singing and strumming, brought

tremendous energy to the 90-minute set. Gheorghiu produced a Zeppelinesque feel with his piercing solos. His guitar work was at times reminiscent of The Darkness’ 2003 hit, “I Believe in a Thing Called Love.” Signed to indie label Doghouse Records, which features The AllAmerican Rejects and Say Anything, the band has been together for six years this March. The band is currently working on material for its follow-up to 2007’s “Fire the Cannons.” Plans are in place to begin recording the yet-to-be-titled album later this fall in California. “We’re trying to convey a general sense of hope,” Safonov said about the newest work. “We know people have been going through a rough period recently, with the collapse of the economy, and we just want to be a sort of crutch you can turn to when you need.” The four hard-working individuals who attribute their success to their fans’ dedication and the collaborative nature of their song-writing process are headed toward a bright future and a steadfast musical career. “We’re inspired by everything and anything around us — from music to long lonely drives,” Safonov explained. Fellow Jersey natives Love Automatic opened for Jet Lag Gemini. The band featured vocalist Brent Carpentier, bassist Mike Glita, and drummer Ross

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Safonov (above) on rhythm guitar and lead vocals made for a high energy performance last Tuesday. Dillon. The band performed songs such as “Dance Floor Disaster” and “Bombshell” from their debut album

“Dance Floor Disaster.” Elaina Horowitz contributed to this article.

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Mandingo Ambassadors paint portrait of the past

Old angst, soft Muse

By Laura Herzog Arts & Entertainment Assistant African Night at the Rathskeller offered students the chance to escape from last Friday’s chilly weather and retreat to a place with a warmer feel. The Mandingo Ambassadors played their eclectic brand of traditional Manding music awash in the purple-pink glow of the stage. They served diners more than just daydreams of gentle breezes from the coast of Guinea and the comfort of the equatorial sun. The eight members shared a piece of Guinean history, telling a story of 1960s liberation from French rule and formation of national identity. The triumphant blows of their horns, the rhythmic heartbeat of their drums, and the Latin-tinged vibrations of their electric guitars all told a centuries-old story that most were hearing for the first time. “I’ve always wanted to bring a lot more diversity to the Rat and they’re very popular in New York … I thought it would be cool for people to experience myspace.com/mandeambassadors this kind of music because it’s never The Mandingo Ambassadors lit the been done before,” Rat with spirited Guinean melodies. said College Union Board (CUB) Rat Co-Chair and junior sociology major Allie Axel, who organized the event. The audience seemed mesmerized by the gentle style unfamiliar to the typically casual atmosphere of the Rat. “I personally feel right at home with this music. I have a lot of Brazilian music on iTunes and Brazil is a country with a lot of African influence. This is exactly what I’d listen to if I were at a bar in Rio,” said sophomore international studies major Andressa Leite, who was born in Brazil and frequently travels there. “I thought it’d be a little bit livelier, but it’s peaceful,” said Sophia Johnson, freshman biology major, who was surprised by the calypso-like sound. “I think a lot of people could get into it.” The musicians were diverse in instrument choice, appearance, and personal style. Three sported fedoras, several wore suits, some casual, and one member playing the Djembe drums was wearing a traditional African dashiki shirt. Despite their differences, all swayed in unison as they shared in the common love of story telling and entertaining. “This proves that music is without frontiers ... Everybody likes this music,” said lead guitarist Mamady “Djeliké” Kouyate.

Viva Mayday graced Kendall with fusion of sound for the first Concert Series of the semester. By Chris Payne

Viva Mayday crashes Kendall with style By Ben Sherer Correspondent

Kendall Hall television studio was flooded with the electric reggae-rock sound of Viva Mayday last Tuesday night, Sept. 15. Dozens of audience members flocked to the studio to see the Upper West Side trio for WTSR’s first Concert Series of the semester. The threesome brought an assortment of smooth and rough tones, reggae riffs, and heavy bass drums that fused into a reverberation of heavy and light tones, engaging foot-tapping in even the most reserved of listeners. The intimate setting of the concert was amplified by the band’s solid nine song set, mainly consisting of work off of their new EP, ‘‘100 Years.’’ After introductions and plugging the band’s EP several times, lead guitarist and vocalist Jafe Paulino broke into a coarse riff, followed by the steady stomp of drummer Gian Stone. Bassist Duke Hoover simultaneously tangled the sound in a thick, well crafted bass line. The result could only be described as what would happen if the love child of The Black Keys and State Radio married, then remarried the love child of Bob Marley and Sublime. This beautiful blend held strong throughout the show. Even when Paulino was forced to play the greater half of the show sans an E-string due to a “technical difficulty,” the band still maintained its sound. Toward the end of the night, the band did Bob Marley justice with an abridged version of ‘‘No woman, no cry.’’ “I had never heard of this band before I came here tonight, I’m definitely going to go home and download their album,” said freshmen english and education major Melissa Radzimski. “They had a really original sound.” Viva Mayday’s EP ‘‘100 Years’’ is now available free of charge on their official Web site, vivamayday.com. A sample of the band’s music is available on their MySpace at myspace.com/vivamayday.

9/11 poem takes risks in addressing tragedy

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Juda Bennet chose ‘Didactic Elegy,’ to demonstrate a writer’s difficulty in approaching tragic subjects. By Kaitlin Weinstein Correspondent Literary enthusiasts gathered for the first Close Reading Series of the semester last Thursday, Sept. 17, in the Business Building Lounge. Associate Professor of English Juda Bennett dissected “Didactic Elegy,” a Sept. 11 poem from Ben Lerner’s “Angle of Yaw.” Bennett focused his discussion on how

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a writer should approach delicate issues in poetry and prose. “How does a poet responsibly approach the painful subject of Sept. 11?” he asked repeatedly throughout the reading. Bennett told the attentive audience that literature regarding Sept. 11 must be tasteful and appropriate, rather than crude. “Didactic Elegy” is a subtle recount of Sept. 11. The first stanza, which was

the focus of Bennett’s reading, never directly describes the tragedy. It isn’t until the second half of the poem that Lerner makes a clear reference to the event. Bennett addressed this second part in a peculiar way. Pulling out a green bag from behind the podium, he threw crinkled papers at the crowd. Bennett used this as a parallel to how a writer must choose which path to take when writing a poem about Sept. 11. “What’s risky? What’s not?” Bennett asked. He explained the importance of tastefulness when wording and shaping a poem about such a painful topic. Folding a sheet of paper into a paper plane, Bennett told the audience it would’ve been offensive to throw it at the crowd, whereas throwing crinkled papers didn’t have the same significance. It did, however, analogize a writer’s process in determining what is appropriate and what is not in crafting a poem. As Bennett demonstrated, “Didactic Elegy” is subdued in its direct description of the attacks, yet when considered simply in terms of Sept.11 and its tragic implications, is a daring subject to even address. “This is dangerous material if I think about it that way,” Bennett said. Lerner will be a guest at the English department’s Visiting Writer Series on Oct. 19.

WTSR Music Director With their fanbase scrutinizing their every move, Brand New’s records tend to be analyzed like crime scene evidence and then abruptly cast off by those yearning for a return to the band’s pop-punk days. “Daisy” sounds like the final nail in the coffin of those dreams. It’s a moody, dissonant collection of posthardcore and emo genres that sounds as if it was conceived with Modest Mouse records on repeat. “She tried to put a fire out; she used gasoline,” sings lead singer Jesse Lacey in “Gasoline,” in a half-sung, half-screamed howl that becomes very familiar on “Daisy.” Lacey has been one to wear his lyrical heart on his sleeve ever since he was writing sendoffs to cheating girlfriends, and his angst certainly hasn’t worn thin after the better part of a decade. Key Tracks: “Sink,” “At the Bottom,” “Gasoline”

Muse “The Resistance” 3 stars out of 5

By Matt Huston Nation & World Editor U.K.’s sonic crusaders have made a happy mess, a mashup of the good, the bad and the beautiful. Muse’s fifth studio album, “The Resistance,” promised to break the band in America once and for all. In the mind of the listener, it has succeeded. Fans conditioned to the band’s infernal edge might have a harder time swallowing the album’s lighter-weight stretches. “Undisclosed Desires” and “I Belong to You” have a captivating pop about them, but frontman Matt Bellamy’s love and passion isn’t as interesting when it flies unfettered by the shackles of doubt and danger. “Resistance,” a redreaming of Winston and Julia from George Orwell’s “1984,” makes a much more palatable love claim in the face of inescapable opposition. Tearing out of a bottled, Queen-esque call-and-respond verse, the singer cries through a chorus like the anthem for some gritty road drama. The melody resembles Freddie Mercury, but the vocal abandon is all Bellamy. Muse typically gets away with such bombastic pieces about love and politics thanks to some measure of deftness or invention. “United States of Eurasia,” is overblown. Its vague, grandiose political statement falls flat because it lacks realism and believable intensity. Tougher songs take a killer stab in the same direction. The rough and tumble guitar solo on “Uprising,” and the gunning riffs and fuzzed up vocals on “Unnatural Selection” kick up the sort of refreshing aural dirt we came to expect when Bellamy was singing about crucifying his enemies. Key Tracks: “Uprising,” Resistance”

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SignalSports DEVIL DEMOLITION Football

Running Wild: Lions set yardage record By Bobby Olivier Managing Editor

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Christopher James (above) rears back for a deep pass. Justin Doniloski (below) speeds away from the defense.

and had man on man with our wide receivers, and then it’s just one on one, so Colin and Mark really stepped up,” James said. “It was an overall effort by the entire offense that allowed Chris and I to connect down field,” Weber added. “The offensive line was blocking well, and with the threat of our running game, it’s tough for a defense to account for all the wide receivers down field.” Weber finished with a gamehigh six receptions for 199 receiving yards and two touchdowns. Leading 27-0 after the first quarter, the College took to the ground, using superior passing to open up the run game. The Lions scored three times running the ball in the second quarter, led by sophomore running back Justin Doniloski’s second score of the game, a 90 yard dash past Devil defenders. “We opened up with our passing game and that definitely opened up the running lanes for me, Mike (Yetka), Chase (Misuira) and Kevin (Brown),”

Long live the spread offense. The Lions’ latest strategy of destruction through division paid heavy dividends on Friday, as the team pulverized Fairleigh Dickinson University – Florham 5828, setting a new yardage record in the process. The 2-0 Lions gained a school record 708 total yards, attacking for a balanced 369 yards through the air and 339 yards on the ground at home. “The game plan was to spread the field and take advantage of the matchups in the secondary,” head coach Eric Hamilton said. “We wanted to put the pressure on from the get-go.” The College flew out of the gate versus FDU, exploding for 27 points in the first quarter, highlighted by three touchdown grabs of 40 yards or more between senior quarterback Chris James and senior wide receivers Mark Gardner and Colin Weber. “With our rushing in the first game, FDU knew that we could run so they tightened up the box see STRONG OFFENSE page 19

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College ends homestand on a high note By Kristina Shemming Staff Writer The Lions continued to dominate their home turf, cruising to a 6-0 win against the visiting Devils of Fairleigh Dickinson University on Saturday. Eagles A quick offensive start was again the key, as the Lions got on the board early in both Lions games and never looked back. Devils “It is important for us to set the tempo and Lions take the lead early because we don’t want

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A Lions player dribbles the ball up the field.

games to come down to a call in the last few minutes,” senior forward Gabby Cafone said. The Lions did just that. Three minutes into the game, freshman forward Caitlyn Jenkins knocked in her fourth goal of the season off a feed from junior 1 forward Jess Falcone. “Our goal is to always come out strong 2 and set the pace of the game,” Falcone 0 said. The Lions freshmen have had no trouble 6 adjusting to the college game, as they have been an integral piece to the team’s success this season, with a number of them stepping into key roles early. “It’s good to see freshmen getting goals and working hard in front of the cage,” Cafone said. Following Jenkins’ goal, the domination of the Devils continued early and often as Cafone beat her defender baseline and slipped the ball reverse around the keeper just a minute later. “It was a good team effort in getting the ball down the field to score that goal,” Cafone said. With a strong defensive effort led by junior defender Kristen O’Neill, the Lions were barely tested. After a tough game against Eastern University where she was tested often, sophomore goalkeeper Shannon Syciarz collected the win and her second shutout of the year without having to make a save. “We spent the last couple days working on defense at practice and our midfield defense was stronger, which helped it stay out of our defensive end,” O’Neill said. Syciarz led the way in the Lions’ victory against the Eagles Tuesday night. She made a career-high 13 saves, and Cafone and Jenkins each scored to secure the 2-1 victory, With a perfect 4-0 record on the season, the fourth ranked Lions are hitting the road for the next three games. With a balanced attack and strong defensive outings, the Lions have outscored their opponents 21-5 on

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Gabby Cafone battles for control of the ball. the year. The players are hoping this will continue to carry them as they take on the fifth ranked Bears of Ursinus College on the road Tuesday in the biggest test yet. The game is set for a 7 p.m. start. The College then travels to Montclair State University on Friday for the team’s first New Jersey Athletic Conference game of the season. The game starts at 7 p.m.

September 23, 2009 The Signal page 19 Cheap Seats

Message to pitchers: Head to the National League

By Robert Morris Staff Writer

Strong offense / Lions roll to 2-0

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Many starting pitchers have made the transition from the American League, where they put up mediocre numbers at best, to the National League where they very quickly regain their dominance. John Smoltz and Brad Penny are two pitchers recently released due to a string of terrible outings in the American League. Smoltz had an earned run average (ERA) of 8.32 for the Boston Red Sox, and since his warm reception in St. Louis, has posted an ERA of 2.65 and has become a dominant pitcher in the Cardinal starting rotation. Penny in his final five starts with the Red Sox gave up 27 runs in 26.2 innings pitched, with a 9.27 ERA. Since joining the San Francisco Giants, Penny is 3-0 and has an era of 1.64. Last season, CC Sabathia was pitching fairly well while with the Cleveland Indians. Sabathia was traded to the Milwaukee Brewers, where he put together numerous stellar performances, many of which were on short rest. The same holds true for many pitchers in the opposing role who have made the switch from the National League to the American League and were not as successful. Carl Pavano had 18 wins for the Florida Marlins with an ERA of 3.00 following a 2003 World Series title. The next season he signed with the Yankees, he went 4-7 with a 4.77 ERA. Let’s now examine the reasons for these poor numbers posted by American League pitchers. In the National League the lineup is easier for a pitcher to work around. There is no designated hitter, and a hitting pitcher in most cases is an automatic out. The American

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Brad Penny has pitched great since his trade to the National League. League has more big market teams like the New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Big market teams can afford to field a better lineup than small market National League teams. Another key factor is stadiums. The American League is all about the home run. American League stadiums are more home run friendly, i.e. the new Yankee Stadium. National League stadiums are generally more pitcher friendly. Petco Park, Busch Field and Dodger Stadium all rank at the top of the list for the fewest home runs yielded. National League managers are also known for implementing more hit-andruns, and both sacrifice and squeeze bunts, often calling upon the pitcher to

turn an automatic out into a productive one. As previously mentioned, more big market teams are in the American League so more pressure is put on pitchers to perform well and win in the big market. There is also the fact that a pitcher knows he is going to have to face a more challenging lineup. With all of this definitive evidence and countless examples of pitchers faring far better in the National League than in the American League, is the answer to the age-old-question that American League teams really are just better?

Doniloski said. “The line opened up the holes and we collectively ran hard as a group and executed the game plan.” The Lions entered the half leading 48-7, two points shy of the school record for points in that span set against Ramapo College in 1980. “It’s always great when your offense can get rolling from the start the way that we did,” senior wide receiver Cameron Richardson said. “When we score on long plays and on consecutive drives like that, it kind of sends a message to the other team like ‘hey these guys came to play’ and I think they might have been feeling the pressure as we continued to score throughout the first half.” Richardson, a team captain, was sidelined for the game with a high ankle sprain suffered in last week’s 47-31 victory over Buffalo State College. The Lions coasted through the second half for the big win, which James attributes to his protectors up front. “The biggest part of our victory and our 708 yards was the offensive line up front, because without them it doesn’t matter,” he said. “It all starts with them.” Although the Lions have pounded their first two opponents, who combined for only four victories last season, the team must look ahead to some more difficult opponents. “Now we play eight straight tough, physical New Jersey Athletic Conference games,” Hamilton said. “The next couple of weeks will be a tough test. The last two weeks were just a prep for what is coming. We have to concentrate on who we are playing and play a complete game.” The Lions will finish a three-game home stand at noon on Saturday as the team hosts the Mustangs of Morrisville State College. “I’m excited to see what we will be like for the rest of the season. This is a big game because 2-0 doesn’t mean anything if you are 2-1 next week,” James said. Bobby Olivier can be reached at olivier6@tcnj.edu

Men’s Soccer

Lions beneﬁt and suffer from overtime goals By Garrett Rasko-Martinis Sports Editor

For the Lions, home was a welcomed sight. For a team that has recently struggled offensively and suffered its ﬁrst loss of the season, the last thing the Lions wanted to do was fall into a losing streak after returning home from four straight road games. This week, the Lions experienced both sides of an overtime victory, losing in overtime on Wednesday to Stevens Institute of Technology 2-1 and winning in second overtime 2-1 against Kean University on Saturday. The Lions hosted the Cougars in their ﬁrst New Jersey Athletic Conference (NJAC) game of the

season. Freshman midfielder Guilherme Argollo gave the Cougars the lead with a goal in the first period. The Lions’ defense kept the team in the game for the remainder of the game, as freshman goalkeeper Adam Friedman kept making big saves. With five minutes remaining in regulation, sophomore midfielder Ed Kozic picked the right time to net his first goal of the season, and tied up the game at one. The game went into overtime, and both teams’ defenses kept the score tied until seven minutes remainined in second overtime. Senior midfielder Anthony Staropoli continued to make big plays for his team, as he headed

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Friedrich Freund keeps the ball away from the Cougars.

in a corner kick from sophomore forward Ray Nelan to win the game for the Lions. Friedman made nine saves, and only surrendered the one goal, continuing the Lions’ dominant defensive play. “You could just tell it was a huge morale boost,” said Staropoli. “We were really upset after losing with nine seconds left against Stevens. I knew after Eddy tied the game that we were going to win. It was a great feeling and I hope we take this for the rest of the season.” Unfortunately the win came at a high price, as senior defender Matt Erny injured himself just before the end of regulation. He left the game after jamming his heel on the turf, and according to teammate Staropoli, will miss playing time as he recuperates. “Our defense has been a huge part of our success,” said Staropoli. “Erny getting injured was a big loss, but we have a deep team, and they’re going to ﬁll those deep shoes and keep our defense going.” The Lions desperately needed a win after No. 10 Stevens Instittue of Technology did to the College what it did to the Cougars a few days later. Senior forward Kevin Luber gave the Lions an early lead in

Brittany Oldewurtel / Staff Photographer

The Lions celebrate after the overtime victory. the first half with a long goal from 25 yards away. It was the first goal of the season for Luber, who led the Lions in scoring last season with 26 points on nine goals. Junior goalkeeper Eric Goldwaser and the rest of the Lions defense held that lead for nearly the entirety of the contest. Junior defender Phill Cunha made an excellent defensive play when he saved a game-tying goal from being sent into the net on a corner kick that pulled Goldwaser out of position. The Lions looked poised to avenge their first loss of the season, but the Ducks offense had other ideas. Stevens’ senior defender Josh Williams knocked in a ball that deflected off the

Lions’ net with only nine seconds left in regulation. This heartbreaking turn of events for the Lions was followed by the only play that could damper the Lions’ spirit further — a game-winning goal in overtime. Freshman midﬁelder/forward Zach Adler scored on a penalty kick during the ﬁrst overtime, giving the Lions their second loss of the season. The Lions have two more NJAC games this week, as they play Rowan University at 7:30 p.m. tonight, Sept. 23 on the road, and face off at home at 6 p.m. on Saturday against Montclair State University. Garrett Rasko-Martinis can be reached at rasko2@tcnj.edu.

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LIONS

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Garrett Rasko-Martinis Sports Editor

Duncan Slobodzian Staff Writer

Mike O’Donnell Staff Writer

Jason Cantor Correspondent

There was a lot of drama this week in professional sports, and now our talented panel of writers are going to dissect it. Staff Writers Duncan Slobodzian and Mike O’Donnell, as well as Correspondent Jason Cantor, will discuss Roger Federer and Serena Williams’ outbursts at the U.S. Open, the greatest baseball ﬁght in history, and which NFL divisional matchup will be the most enjoyable to watch.

1. Both Serena Williams and Roger Federer lost their cools at the U.S. Open in varying degrees and cursed at the ofﬁcials. Were they right to be so angry, or did they overreact?

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DS: I’ll side with the latter option, and say they both overreacted. The foot fault call that cost Williams the match was questionable, granted. It’s comparable to refs whistling a questionable contact foul in the NBA — they may happen all game, but why call them in a big spot? The judge probably should have let it go and allowed the match to reach its organic conclusion. That said, the call in no way warranted the tirade that Williams unleashed. She has to do a better job managing her emotions and realize that her threat to shove a ball down the lady’s throat would later be close captioned on the 11 p.m. SportsCenter. Federer’s beef, on the other hand, had to do with the instant replay rules, and to me was reflective of the concerns sports traditionalists have with the replay rules in general. Not that it was more excusable though, because the 11 p.m. SportsCenter wound up playing that clip unabridged anyway. MO: Williams more so than Federer should be reprimanded for her actions, as she was. Williams was fined $10,000 to Federer’s fine of $1,500. Both outbursts were certainly out of character, but the way Williams reacted was more reprehensible than Federer’s actions. Her tirade on the court was nothing short of childish. She apologized, and that takes some of the sting out of her actions. Federer’s choice words should not have been said either, and his classy aura lost some of its luster as well. But as much as it disgraces both players, I fully understand their actions. They’re competitors, and they are used to being at the top time and time again. They should definitely not be excused for the way they acted, but shouldn’t we as onlookers and fans understand and appreciate their winning attitude and drive to be the absolute best? Considering they were fined for their language, not to mention their continued dominance, there’s a good chance they won’t be doing this again anytime soon. JC: Federer and Williams are arguably two of the most accomplished tennis players ever. It is understandable that they would both be unhappy and angry if they are not playing as well as they know they are capable of. If the question is, “Were they right to be so angry?” you have to remember they are both competitors and it is only natural to always strive for the best. However, that anger should be directed internally. Both athletes made a mockery of themselves by overreacting. Especially in Williams’ case, her ridiculous blow up was not only an extremely embarrassing moment, but it makes it impossible to ever root for Williams again. Throughout her entire career, Williams showed millions of young girls that it’s possible to be dominant in female sports and still maintain an elegant and graceful image. When she threatened to kill the line judge, the only thing really killed was Williams’ previously

pristine reputation. GRM: Everyone said the same thing so it came down to quality of argument. Duncan gets 3 for mentioning the role of the replay in Federer’s outburst. Jason gets 2 for discussing William’s reputation. Mike gets 1. 2. The New York Yankees and Toronto Blue Jays game on Tuesday erupted into a benchclearing brawl. Which baseball fight is your favorite and why? DS: This is a no-brainer. Let me take you back to August 1993, when a 46-year-old pitcher in his last year in the big leagues laid down some old-fashioned Wild West style justice. Nolan Ryan hit a 26-year-old Robin Ventura with a pitch in the third inning. Ventura took about two steps toward first base, then dropped his helmet and decided charging the Ryan Express would be a more honorable pursuit. Ryan greeted Ventura with an impromptu headlock and about six rabbit punches to the back of Ventura’s head. The video clip of the incident is of Hall of Fame caliber. Ryan didn’t for a second think about leaving the mounded area. And when Ventura had learned his lesson, Ryan calmly buttoned up his jersey — and finished the rest of his seven-inning, winning effort without giving up a hit. For those of you keeping score at home, that’s right — he didn’t get ejected. Classic stuff all around.

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MO: The best one is the Yankees Red Sox brawl in the playoffs back in 2003 during the American League Championship Series. This bench-clearing brawl had all the elements of the perfect baseball fight. It featured the two biggest rivals in all of sports at the highest level they can compete against each other. Combine that with a 32-year-old pitcher in his prime hurling a 72-year-old bench coach to the ground by his head, and you’ve got the best “basebrawl” ever. The image of Don Zimmer lunging at and subsequently being tossed to the ground by Pedro Martinez is so recognizable and animated that it added fuel to an already heated rivalry. Prefaced by Martinez throwing high at a Yankee player, and later made more interesting with a Red Sox groundskeeper getting into it with Yankee pitcher Jeff Nelson, how can this not be the most interesting and classic brawl in baseball history? Nelson and first baseman Karim Garcia had to go to court for their part in the altercation. Even Mayor Michael Bloomberg got involved, going as far as saying Martinez should have been arrested for his action. Now that is one quality brawl. JC: Hands down, it’s got to be Nolan Ryan vs. Robin Ventura. Ryan was 46-years-old and in the final season of his storied career. Ventura was 26-years-old and at the time an up-andcoming-prospect. Ryan plunked Ventura, who promptly charged the mound. Ryan proceeded to put Ventura in a headlock and beat down the young hitter with headshot after headshot. His team initially feared for the old man’s safety in the brawl, but wound up having to pull him off

Ventura. It’s embarrassing enough to get beat up by the pitcher when you’re the one charging the mound, but it’s downright pathetic if the pitcher is almost double your age and old enough to be your father. Forget the strikeouts, seven no-hitters, and 100-plus miles per hour fastballs, this is how I will forever remember Nolan Ryan. GRM: Despite the special place in my heart for the 2003 fight, Duncan gets 3 for the Nolan Ryan fight. Jason gets 2 for pointing out how great it was to see a 46-year-old beat up a 26-year old. Mike gets 1, only because the quality of the Ryan fight can’t be matched. 3. There will be two big divisional games in the NFL on Sunday as the New England Patriots face the New York Jets at the Meadowlands and the Dallas Cowboys christen the new stadium against the New York Giants. Which game will be more fun to watch? DS: To me, the AFC East matchup has endlessly more intrigue and bang for the rabid football fan’s proverbial buck. The Giants/ Cowboys rivalry is a heated divisional rivalry, but the two teams don’t trade players and coaches in the same way the Jets/Patriots has become a two-way pipeline of interchangeable parts. New Jets coach and savior Rex Ryan made it painfully clear from the beginning that he’s not here to kiss any rings. Nor is he here to kiss any rings belonging to Bill “Hoodie” Belichick. Ryan’s brand of football is old-school, it’s smashmouth, it’s nothing if not physical. Belichick and his staff espouse many of the same values, but their defensive machine lost many of its most recognizable cogs during the offseason. The playing field in the AFC East is remarkably flat right now (ask a Miami fan), and the Jets would love nothing more than to assert themselves as the team to beat by beating the team that’s still seen as on top of the mountain. MO: You got to go with the Giants/Cowboys matchup at the new Texas Stadium on Sunday night. This rivalry is obviously quite a doozy, and with that division being as tight as it should be, every single game, especially those versus divisional opponents, will matter much more than those in the AFC East. The Pats are predicted to run away with that division, and when was the last time a Tom Brady-led team faltered within the division? New England has got that division taken care of. But this game at the new Texas Stadium is going to be a barn burner, and has huge ramifications within the NFC East. All four teams are so very even, and these games also matter as statement games. With Tony Romo’s reputation for being awful toward the end of the season, the Cowboys need to win now. The house is going to be rocking, and should be very fun to watch, especially with that eyesore of a video screen hanging from the roof. The Giants need to show its receiving core can do it as well.

While the Jets/Pats game will result in a handy New England win, the Giants/Cowboys should be electric on the grand stage of Texas Stadium on a Sunday night. Doesn’t get much better than that. JC: The Jets looked great against the Texans. However, with a rookie quarterback, an unproven coach, and a poor track record against the Patriots, this game doesn’t deserve the hype many Jets fans are giving it. While the Patriots do have exciting players to watch such as Randy Moss and Wes Welker, there is also the potential for this game to be a rout, and for that reason it couble be a snorefest. The Patriots have been too good for too long to expect the Jets to put up a good fight. Expect the Patriots to have Mark Sanchez wishing he stayed his senior year at USC. Conversely, the Giants and Cowboys always tend to play each other close and the two teams are much more evenly matched than the Patriots and Jets are. The NFC East is wide open now that the Giants do not have a proven receiving core, the Cowboys have finally gotten rid of the locker room distractions, the Eagles have a ton of offensive fire power, and with the addition of Albert Haynesworth, even Washington is a dark horse to do some damage. Every game is going to count in this stacked division. Brandon Jacobs is also one of the most exciting players to watch, and he’ll be hungry after a lackluster performance versus the Redskins. Although the Giants are probably a better team, it will take Eli Manning a while to get on the same page as his new receiving core. The Cowboys will be fighting to win in the new stadium and this will be a very close smash mouth game. Nick Folk will be the X factor in this close game because has a way stronger leg than Lawrence Tynes. GRM: Jason gets 3 for talking about how the NFC East is wide open, so this game has bigger ramifications for the division as a whole. Duncan gets 2 for bringing up the exchange of personnel between the AFC East teams. Mike gets 1, but I still love him.

Duncan wins again, 8 - 7 - 3

“Mark Sanchez and I now boast the same 2-0 record.” — Duncan

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LIONS ROUNDUP Football

Date 9/5/09 9/18/09 9/26/09 10/2/09 10/10/09 10/17/09 10/24/09 10/31/09 11/7/09 11/14/09

Date 9/1/09 9/4/09 9/5/09 9/12/09 9/13/09 9/16/09 9/19/09 9/23/09 9/27/09 9/30/09 10/3/09 10/7/09 10/11/09 10/14/09 10/17/09 10/21/09 10/24/09

Opponent vs. vs. vs. @ vs. @ vs. @ vs. @

Womenʼs Soccer vs. @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ vs. @ vs. vs. @ @ vs.

vs. vs. vs. vs. @ @ @ vs. vs. vs. vs. @ vs. vs. vs. @

W 47-31 W 58-28 Noon 7 p.m. Noon 4 p.m. 2 p.m. Noon Noon 1 p.m.

Opponent

Time/Result

New York University Lycoming College Misericordia U. Oneonta State College Hartwick College Swarthmore College Kean University Rowan University Montclair State University Rutgers University - Camden N.J. City University Stevens Inst. of Tech. U. of Mary Washington Richard Stockton College William Paterson U. Johns Hopkins University Ramapo College

W 2-0 W 8-1 W 5-0 W 2-1 2 OT W 5-0 W 2-0 W 1-0 5 p.m. 1 p.m. 7 p.m. 1 p.m. 8 p.m. 1 p.m. 7:30 p.m. Noon 4 p.m. 11 a.m.

Field Hockey

Date 9/6/09 9/10/09 9/15/09 9/19/09 9/22/09 9/25/09 10/2/09 10/6/09 10/10/09 10/15/09 10/17/09 10/20/09 10/22/09 10/24/09 10/27/09 11/1/09

Buffalo State College FDU - Florham Morrisville St. College Kean University The College at Brockport William Paterson U. Montclair State University SUNY Cortland Western Conn. St. U. Rowan University

Lion of the Week

Time/Result

Briann McDonough Soccer

Senior Captain Briann McDonough scored the lone goal to help the Lions triumph over Kean University on Saturday. With less than ﬁve minutes remaining in the game, McDonough netted her fourth goal of the season, gaining the Lions their ﬁrst win in the New Jersey Athletic Conference. -Hilarey

Wojtowicz, Sports Assistant

This Week In Sports Football

Sept. 26 vs. Morrisville State College, Noon

Womenʼs Tennis

Opponent

Time/Result

Frostburg St. University Manhattanville College Eastern University FDU - Florham Ursinus College William Paterson U. Montclair State University Johns Hopkins University Rowan University Ramapo College Salisbury University Richard Stockton College Cabrini College Messiah College Kean University SUNY Cortland

W 9-4. W 4-0 W 2-1 W 6-0 7 p.m. 7 p.m. 6 p.m. 7:30 p.m. 7:30 p.m. 7:30 p.m. 1 p.m. 4 p.m. 7:30 p.m. 8 p.m. 7:30 p.m. 1 p.m.

Sept. 23 @ Richard Stockton College, 3:30 p.m. Sept. 25 - 27 ITA Regionals TBA

Field Hockey

Sept. 25 @ William Paterson University, 7 p.m.

Womenʼs Soccer

Sept. 23 @ Rowan University, 5 p.m. Sept. 27 @ Montclair State University, 1 p.m.

Menʼs Soccer

Sept. 23 @ Rowan University, 7:30 p.m. Sept. 26 vs. Montclair State University, 6 p.m.

Trivia Question

STAT OF THE WEEK

708

Answer to Last Week’s Trivia Question: 8 seasons. In the ﬁrst home game of the season, the New York Jets stepped up against the New England Patriots, advancing Gang Green’s record to 2-0. With the 16-9 win over New England on Sunday, quarterback Mark Sanchez is playing at a level beyond his years as a rookie. Sanchez proved himself by helping the Jets defeat the Patriots at home after what seems like an eternity. How many games has it been since the Jets last beat the Patriots at home? AP Photo

The Lions crushed the school record of total oﬀensive yards in the game against FDUFlorham Friday night at Lions’ Stadium. In 1980, the College set the previous record of 618 yards against Ramapo College. Almost 30 years later, the Lions were able to set a new standard in the history of football at the College.