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Students i nterested in "Pick- ' ing up a co·:1p le of' b-qcks u over the . Chris t~:u3.s holidays should contact Mr. Stev~ns, \ ·s tud.ent co1..1.n)3 e ~lor .· . · !\'I r. Ste vens has c,nnounce d that ' 1
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Get up. 6:00 a. m. 11 6:01 ·- Brush un on homework 11 That's ~ enough ; go 6:0'2 back to be'd. . -- Get up. Wash . 7:45 . :.: _ Don't bruise your- , 7 :4_6 self. That' ~ s enougln. ..J .Look ;a_ b1'1eakfas t. 8:00 If' --Sickening , isn 1 t it? 0 :01 8 :0.2 n '. --Burp. 8 :03 " 'i - - Leave fo r) school, ~ but t aL::e your ti!:le. . +" ·t . . 1 -- .,.Li1 ~.~ er D. l n sor;1e gl.r._ 8 :1 6 ,; ove r ct cup of c,of'fee. II l,_...; Collect seven c·ents ' 0: 17 from h er·, · and ·any thing ' e lse you can filch. --Th ro w cigarett e away 8:30 a nd walk into cl a ss. t! ,. You ne~d your rest, 8.. _,~ l g o to s J.eep. · ~· II ~ - Walk out' Of class. ., ,_. , 9 .2r, F'ind, cigarette butt and l ight up.
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CAl1:1PUS COIVIPLAINTS
HEARD ON THE CAivlPUS · oaid Alan Hartman: " E~kimos were a very hea~thy people before the white man came, The only ways they got bumped were: a polar bear got them, they were pushed off a cliff . • . or t~eir kayac sunk. '1 Quote Ivlr. Smith: nrf i come in one morning and we're all radio active from some bobm explosion .•• .• please be kiftd and not tell me I said it wouldn't happen Said by a student inspecting a · frog in zoology: nlVIr. Stevens •••• What's this here and that there?tT I
Perrs iflage Paulson was back on the campus last Monday he joined rig~t in with the new Stinker Pinker rage. His stinker pinker for an alcoholic smile is a Hliquor sniker", and his stink pink for the ·same is a tbeer ~ Jhen
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delegate 3 ; in other words the , gals that , knew where they wer~ and r·ealize d that the "futtlre is today. · 1
After Ur. ~etheny's talk the delag~tes attended various other sect1on meetings. l
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STOTIE SPECIALS
3 rolls Verichrome Film Eo. V-616 ·........... . We bster Collegiate Dicti ()na;ry, ·as ;'')6 noH. , 3 Palomar Ceramic Ash Tray, was $1, special 1 Vision ln l'1 otion . as $10.50, special
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This week, by request, the T ~ LESCOP E is initiating a new column, to which we ho e the faculty and students will contribute their complaints. If you ha~ a gripe, we would appreciate j if you would write it out anc drop it in the little brown bo) in the cafeteria. · there Have Been Several GripeE About ...• coff ee cu~s. in the cafeteria. It seems the dish washer depends too much on th~ v;iper--and the wiper doesn't give ·a darn . ~np
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Noon assemplies which overlap on the lunch period. If the school business cannot be covered in the designated time, it should be continued in a future meeting~ The student lounge. Those wh s ~ onsor a dance should clean it up foF the sake of students useing it the following days. The recent mishaps in the c~feteria ! These juvinile pranks have~disturbed quite a few of the students and effected those di rectly involved in using the cafeteria. The time· between classes. Her is the major complaint ..•••••. Nos student~ seem to feel that the five minute interval bet ween classes is not enough. lt is i~ phossible to make it from class to t e cafeteria and back .• or mo~e imp >rtant •'•. to the re s t rooms ·and back. ~You can always eat, you know.)
A true music lover is a man that when he hears · a girl singing in the bath tub, pu~s hi~ ear to the keyhole.