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Carlsbad powers up

Make a game of the Oscars with Red-Carpet B I page N G O

Energy company proposes building second power plant

FOCUS Stepping out with spring fashion page

ENTERTAINMENT Music piracy an affliction page

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Carlsbad’s beaches attract thousands each year. However, a decision made by the California Energy Commission could bring major changes if a proposal for a second power plant goes through. NRG Energy, which owns the Encina Power Station off Interstate 5 and Carlsbad Bou-

levard, has submitted an application to build another power plant on its 100-acre coastal lot. The proposed plant would include two 14-story smoke stacks, nine-story buildings and would generate 540 megawatts of nuclear power, according to NRG’s Web site. Residents could be faced with a decision that would take 50 years to overturn once

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made, according to the city of Carlsbad Web site. Palomar student and Carlsbad resident Rose Imperiale can see the existing power plant from her home and is against the expansion. She said that Carlsbad residents would be unhappy with an additional power plant. turn to power page

Honey, I shrunk the buses

SPORTS Foul-filled game leads to victory page

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In August, the North County Transit District will replace 24 heavy duty buses with smaller buses in order to cut costs. NCTD plans to eliminate some of its older, larger buses with newer, smaller buses to better fit bus routes. Currently, the NCTD has 137 large buses that hold up to 70 passengers. The smaller buses will be powered by compressed natural gas and diesel fuel, and will hold 23 passengers with no room to stand. A NCTD board meeting was held on Feb. 18 regarding the subject. Director of Operations Tom Licherman spoke on behalf of the new proposal. “Overall, the smaller buses would be a better fit for the routes with a lower demand,” he said at the meeting. According to Lichterman, the smaller busses have a lifespan of seven years, which is two years longer than the larger buses. The purchase of 24 of these new buses will cost $3.5 million. It is still unknown whether routes will change. Lichterman said that the smaller buses would be used on routes that see 15 passengers per revenue hour. NCTD’s Media Relations and Marketing spokeswoman Sarah Benson said that the smaller buses will replace routes with low demand and during times when passenger loads are smaller. Palomar student Niki White does not agree with the move to smaller turn to nctd page

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Students could soon see a little relief in the money they spend at campus bookstores if state legislators pass a bill that would tax large corporations instead of those trying to squeak by on a slim budget. Assembly Bill 1178 proposes California go after corporations that are evading taxes by setting up phony businesses in the Cayman Islands. The revenue made from the taxes would be directly applied to a tax cut for students purchasing textbooks and supplies. The bill is authored by State Assemblyman Marty Block (D-San Diego). “Textbook prices are through the roof and students just got hit with a fee increase so they pay more now for fewer classes,” Block said in a voice clip posted on his Web site. “That’s not right.” Palomar student Alexandra Gray can attest to this. “This semester I spent $270 on four books, just to rent them,” Gray said, adding that it was the cheapest option for her parents this semester. as| THE TELESCOPE melina fick

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Nuevos horizontes

Monday, Feb. 22

• International Club at 1 p.m. in

A-15 • Mormon Club at 7 a.m. at the LDSSA Institute. • Phi Theta Kappa Chapter at 1 p.m. in SU-204

Tuesday, Feb. 23

• Gay/Straight Alliance (GSA) Club at 3:30 p.m. in SU-204 • Fashion Club at 5 p.m. in Fash. #1 • Extreme Creative Talent Club 2:15 p.m. in D-6 • Film Series at 6:30 p.m. in P-32

Wednesday, Feb. 24

• The Jesus Club at 11 a.m. under the Clock Tower • The Black Union (BSU) at 3:30 p.m. in SU-204 • Pre-Med Society meets every other Wednesday at 2 p.m. in NS-316. The next meeting is March 3.

Thursday, Feb. 25

• Tifaolemoana Samoan Club at

11 a.m. in SU-204 • The Palomar Fire Club at 4 p.m. in the Public Safety Training Center • MECHa Club at 4:30 p.m. in SU-1 • Fashion Club at 5 p.m. in Fash. #1 • Extreme Creative Talent Club at 2:15 p.m. in D-6 • The Jordan Club at 11 a.m. under the Clock Tower • PEPSO at 3:30 p.m. in NS-252

La Asociación del Gobierno Estudiantil ASG, por sus siglas en Inglés, se ha unido a distintas redes sociales como Facebook y Twitter. Los estudiantes pueden estar al tanto de los eventos ocurridos al igual que próximos acontecimientos por medio de actualizaciones a través de Twitter. Para mayor información o para unirse al grupo puede ir a: www.facebook.com/pages/Associated-Student-Government-of-PalomarCollege/319529891010 para Facebook y twitter.com/ASGpalomar para Twitter.

• Palomar Engineering and Physics Student Organization (PEPSO) at 2:30 p.m. in NS255 • Anime Club at 2 p.m. in P-20

The Associated Student Government (ASG) has joined the social networking chain by joining Facebook and Twitter. Students can become fan’s on Facebook and get updates on past and future events. They can also get immediate updates on Twitter. For more information and to join, go to: www.facebook.com/pages/Associated-Student-Government-of-PalomarCollege/319529891010 for Facebook and twitter.com/ASGpalomar for Twitter.

AODS holds orientation

Palomar College is accepting nominations for the annual Distinguished Faculty Teaching Award. Students as well as staff can put in a good word for their favorite instructor. The college will award the honor to faculty that are enthusiastic, creative, dedicated and who have integrity. Teachers can only receive this award once in their teaching lifetime. One full-time and one part-time faculty member will be awarded .They will be recognized during the May graduation ceremony and at the faculty orientation. Honorees will also receive a $1,000 honorarium and designated parking the following school year, according to the school’s Web site. Candidates that accept nominations have to submit their teaching materials and will be evaluated in their classrooms. Nominations can be made online and must be received by March 6. To learn more, go to www.palomar.edu/ dfa/nominate, where nomination forms can be downloaded. Chantal Maher, this year’s chair, can answer any questions about the award at 760744-1150 ext. 3325.

The Alcohol and Other Drug Studies program will hold an orientation for those interested in learning more about obtaining an associate’s degree or certificate in the field. Program Coordinator Maria Miller, said students who attend the orientation will be able to gain perspective on being an alcohol and drug counselor and have the opportunity to talk to students who have graduated from the program. Information about how much alcohol and drug counselors earn will be available. “The students have to go through eight classes and almost 300 hours of interning, and in the process there is a lot of self analysis,” Miller said. Students can work in the field if they are enrolled in the program,and many students take an examination to become certified by the California Association of Alcoholism and Drug Abuse Counselors once they have taken the required courses. Two orientations will be held from 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. on March 3 and April 7 in NS-360. For more information contact, Maria Miller mmiller@palomar.edu or visit the department’s Web site www.palomar.edu/behavioral science/AODS.

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Student Conduct Code Violations

•A student code violation was issued to a student who was under the influence of alcohol while in the bookstore. The student was cited and released.

Burglaries and Thefts

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The Palomar College Wellness and Fitness Center offers memberships for students and the community ranging from $20 a month to $244 for 24 months, according to the center’s Web site. San Diego County residents receive three free-day passes a year, and can pay $5 per visit if they don’t have a membership. The Wellness and Fitness Center is a joint effort between Palomar College, the city of San Marcos and Palomar Pomerado Health Systems. Built in 1994, it has exercise equipment ranging from treadmills and elliptical machines to squat machines,

•Officers from the sheriff’s department responded after an alarm went off in the cafeteria at 3:25 a.m. The suspects had fled the scene, but were successful in prying of a screen. •What started as a domestic dispute between a male and a female at the Clock Tower ended at the Transit Center when the male offender was found to be in possession of a controlled substance (marijuana). He was cited and released. •An unknown male pushed a male staff member in front of the C building after being asked to get off his skateboard.

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•There was an attempted burglary in February. A burglar used a tool to pry open an instructor’s window in the SW building, taking undisclosed property.

Wednesday March 3

(From Left to right) Natan Davydov, Tony Laow and Jose Olivia work out in the Palomar College Wellness Fitness Center in the abdominal and stretching area of the center.

Violent Assault

•Three thefts occurred in the men’s locker room in February. A male student reported that his belongings were taken while he was in the shower. In a separate incident, a student reported his locker was broken into and his wallet stolen. Another student reported baseball items being stolen from his locker after he left them there overnight.

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•An unknown male with a hooded sweatshirt stole a stereo from a vehicle in Parking Lot 14.

•A female student was found in possession of marijuana in the music building. She was cited and released.

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stationary bicycles and free weights. Included in the center’s membership are the use of private lockers and showers, access to the pool, exercise instruction and a parking permit if the member is not a current student,faculty or staff. Members also enjoy extended hours of operation during intermission and some holidays. Hours of operation are Monday through Thursday from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m., Friday from 6 a.m. until 4 p.m. and Saturday from 9 a.m. until noon. For more information contact the Fitness Center at 760-744-1150 ext. 2838.

Sexual assault

•A male student approached a female minor at the Transit Center and forcefully touched her. The incident is still under investigation. •A student was near the student union when a nonstudent approached her making sexual references. The victim requested prosecution.

Vandalism

•A fire extinguisher was taken out of its case in SW2. The activation of the extinguisher caused damage to college computers. •Through video surveillance, Campus Police witnessed a tagger at the Escondido Center. The suspect fled the scene by the time responding officers arrived. •Campus Police found the passenger side windows of two vehicles smashed in on the same day in Parking Lot 9. Nothing was taken from the vehicles. Officers said they may have scared the burglar off by their presence.

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power Continued from Page 1 The decision is not up to the city, though. It is instead up to the California Energy Commission. The power plant is pointless, according to Power of Vision, an organization against the second power plant. The group said a power plant will not necessarily benefit Carlsbad. Julie Baker, a member of Power of Vision, said North County will

only be affected by this development if San Diego Gas and Electric signs a contract with NRG. But according to the NRG Web site, one benefit from the new plant is the center will replace existing units with more efficient power generators, generating enough power for 160,000 homes. NRG states the new power plant does not need ocean water for its

cooling system; instead it will use an air-cooling system and will therefore protect existing and future marine life. Since these plants can be built elsewhere, the coastal acreage should be used for other public use, Baker said. Another argument against the proposal is pollution. According to Power of Vision, air

textbooks Continued from Page 1 Nursing student Danielle Guerra said she spent $150 on two books, after getting the rest of her books through TRIO and the President’s Book Loan. The bill’s contents state that students enrolled in University of California and California State University programs, and California community colleges would not be taxed on textbooks or anything necessary for a course. The tax cut would not apply to computers, printers or related hardware or software. In January, the bill was passed by a majority vote in the state assembly. It now heads to the state senate. If approved by the senate,

it will head to the governor’s office for final approval. If signed into action by the governor, the bill would take effect July 1, 2011. Coined the “Cayman IslandsTax Loophole” Bill, Block said there is a single building in the Cayman Islands that houses over 19,000 shell corporations. “Corporations transfer their profits to these fake corporations so they don’t have to pay taxes,” Block said. Rich Grosch, president of San Diego Community College District board of trustees and the 77th assembly district director, said the bill was previously vetoed.

“Unfortunately it takes quite a while to pass laws, but it is something students need, especially during these economic times,” Grosch said. Grosch said that by this time next year, when the bill hits the governor’s office for the second time, there may be new governor in office. With credit hours now at $26 per unit, students said any relief would help. Student Eric Noreiga spent $175 on a new biology book. “It will make a difference because if everything is too expensive, it will be hard to come to school at all,” Ocampo said.

nctd Continued from Page 1 buses. “Personally, I think it’s a stupid idea,” White said. She added that bus schedules are not always the most flexible, and that NCTD should invest in more buses, not buying smaller ones. Samantha Nau, another Palomar student, said that NCTD’s move to smaller buses is good as long as they are wheelchair accessible. “It’s not fair for them (disabled citizens) not to ride because some buses don’t have room,” Nau said. The new buses will be designed to allow passengers in wheelchairs to ride smaller buses. Students and passengers who want more information on NCTD’s move to smaller buses can visit the Web site at gonctd.com or contact Tom Lichterman at 760-967-2848.

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pollution would be increased by 10 percent as a result of the plant running about 60 percent of the day. The NRG Web site states the proposed power plant will support California’s effort in trying to reduce the progress of global warming because it will burn 30 percent less natural gases. “I don’t think it will affect the environment at all, but it sucks that

it’s on the beach,” Sean Rich, a Palomar student said. The city of Carlsbad awaits the decision of the California Energy Commission. However, the city can still voice their opinion to the CEC. Those who want to get involved in the project can contact the city of Carlsbad for information. Visit the Carlsbad Web site at carlsbadca.gov/Pages/default.aspx.

|Opinion SPEA K O U T ! ...

Does society go too far by giving specific groups themed monthly holidays?

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ONLINE RESULTS No, it’s educational.

Yes, I’m tired of hearing about that type of stuff.

20% 47% 33%

“People should celebrate their background and people shouldn’t get upset ... they will have their month, too.” -Samantha Dunham

“No, but I think everyone should get one because if you don’t it’s some form of reverse discrimination.” -Devin Collins

“Yes. I mean it’s OK if they have a day, but not a whole month. No one needs a whole month to be recognized.” -Patsy Rosado

“I don’t think so. There are enough months and dates to give out through the year. So everyone will have their time.” -Raul Leyva

I don’t care. I don’t even realize it’s going on half the time.

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‘Social host’ law holds parents State gov’t shenanigans tax our patience accountable for poor judgement In an effort to balance a state budget drowning in a sea of red ink, the California Franchise Tax Board announced in 2009 that it will lower the dependent tax exemption from $309 to a scant $98 per dependent for the tax filing year 2009, a $211 drop from 2008’s rate. Many people are finding that they owe the state money or are getting a considerably smaller tax return than last year because they’re losing $211 on each dependent’s exemption they claim on their taxes, which in effect makes the reduced rate a stealth tax increase. The exemption lowers a filer’s taxable income dollar for dollar, and affects all dependents claimed, including young children and the elderly. In the current economy, it’s irresponsible for lawmakers to ask struggling taxpayers to cover the government’s own poor decisions. The lowered rate impacts tax refunds or an amount due like this: a filer’s taxable income is $X, and each dependent reported for an exemption lowers the amount of taxable income by $98 ($X-$98 per dependent). Once all exemptions and deductions are completed, the appropriate tax rate is applied to the resulting sum and compared to the amount withheld by the state on each paycheck. A negative sum requires a filer to pay the amount due to the government, and a surplus results in a tax refund. In these cases, filers will either owe more in deficient taxes or receive a smaller return. Our take is simple: the state government has yet again failed to formulate a sensible solution to balance the budget. In addition, the government has failed to inform Californians of the ridiculous change and have gone so far as to saddle their cash-strapped citizens with the burden.

The San Francisco Chronicle noted last June that the FTB is trying to get the word out to taxpayers, but over nine months later, the news still comes as a shock to many wellinformed state residents. There have been no billboards. No mailers. No calls to taxpayers’ homes. No leaflets. No nothing. With the tax filing date rapidly closing in for California residents, poor public disclosure of the lowered exemption rate still leaves taxpayers caring for dependents stunned with tax returns short of the expected amount. Californians are already facing a slim job market with an unemployment rate over two points above the national average, one of the highest in the Union at 12.4 percent. Now the FTB is taking money out of homes to hold a taxpayer-funded safari to hunt California’s chief policy unicorn: a balanced budget. We encourage you to write your state assembly members and senators, as well as Assembly Speaker Karen Bass and Senate President Pro Tempore Darrell Steinberg on this matter. Impress upon them that underhanded tax increases in times of financial hardship do not constitute the promise of the transparent and effective governing they pledged.

Write to the ProTem of the Senate: Sen. Darrell Steinberg State Capitol, Room 205 Sacramento, CA 95814

Write to the Speaker of the Assembly: Speaker Karen Bass 1303 10th Street, Room 219 State Capitol Sacramento, CA 95814

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After allowing a teenage party to get out of hand, Fallbrook mother Deborah Gibney pleaded guilty to violating San Diego County’s social host ordinance on Feb. 9. The violation, which occurred last summer, has brought much debate over the law that holds adult hosts responsible for monitoring underage attendees and making sure there is no alcohol at events they host. I support this ordinance and the needed enforcement that it brings to parents, who in our society seem to forget their responsibilities. Teenagers don’t need parents to be their best friend; they need parents to be the cornerstone that sets a standard of security, even when it may not be the “popular” thing to do. During the course of Gibney’s trial, she told authorities that she never provided alcohol, but that teenagers brought their own booze and were drinking along her driveway and outside the property. Though she faced a maximum of one year in jail and fines up to $1,000, Gibney was placed on three years probation, is required to attend a Mothers Against Drunk Driving Impact Panel, ordered to attend parenting classes and has been fined $300. Gibney insisted that she did everything she could to control the situation and that the ordinance places too much responsibility on a host. In the end, she said she felt she did the right thing. Hopefully her punishment will get her to rethink that stance. As for the charge that too much culpability is put on the

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host of a party, understand that adults are liable for the activities taking place on their property and should act like responsible individuals and keep a handle on their guests or inform the authorities when things get out of hand. Parents and adults need to make it a priority to stand up to the mixed messages teens take in everyday and be the safeguard for preventing bad choices when it comes to underage drinking. Every year it is estimated that 25 percent of fatal teen car accidents are caused by drunk driving. Remember, this comes from a demographic that is not yet allowed to drink legally. But when you compare the alcohol ads and peer pressure teens encounter compared to when the consequences and real problems associated with alcohol are discussed, it is evident why underage drinking is prevailing. Adults need to concern themselves with keeping their kids safe and on the right side of the law, not looking cool in front of them and their friends. When parents allow their teenagers to go to parties, they usually do so knowing that there will be adult supervision; unfortunately, as seen with the Gibney case, this isn’t always true, as alcohol abuse is allowed to slide. Thanks to the social host ordinance there is a law on the books to deter a host from neglecting their responsibilities. Parents need to drop the “well, they’ll find a way to do it anyway” mentality and teach their teens solid smarts for avoiding places where compromising situations may present themselves. They need to be the enforcers, and this ordinance helps ensure that adult responsibility is not thrown to the wayside.

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‘Bad Ass’ coffee shop name brews controversy in Rancho Penasquitos sara burbidge The Telescope

Gone are the days when “gay” meant glee and “ass” referred to a donkey, at least for the North County community of Rancho Penasquitos. Bad Ass Coffee recently opened their doors to find not only customers, but controversy, garnered by their objectionable name. What people don’t realize is they want to stick out—that’s the point. The company’s motto is “Coffee with an Attitude” — with a donkey as its logo, and “bad ass” referring to donkeys used to haul coffee beans in Hawaii. The image a coffee shop is “supposed” to have is the real issue here. People fear change, especially a coffee shop with a wacky name and funky décor. Are PQ residents so used to their generic Starbucks that they have forgotten what a real coffee shop is like? It depends on who you ask in the community. If you asked American Idol star Adam Lambert, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind picking up a cup of “bad ass” coffee less than a mile from where he graduated high school. Others might say it’s degrading to the community or that it promotes an “anything goes,” lackadaisical attitude for the town’s image. Seems kind of hypocritical when there is Smokers Land (a local tobacco shop) located close to at least three public schools nearby. Some have said the shop shouldn’t be there because there is a child-care center nearby, but there doesn’t seem to be a problem with having a bar in that same shopping center — between the coffee shop and the childcare center. As for the outcry over the usage of “ass,” the best thing parents can do is educate their children about the appropriate use of the word. Instead of being negative about it parents could tell their children “ass” is the name of an animal. It is impossible to shield children from everything. What are they going to do when their children are faced with sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll? If the name bothers the community so much, they should get their cable disconnected (Did you watch the Super Bowl this year?), yank their children out of public school and start home-schooling them. While they’re at it change the local high school mascot from a Sundevil to an angel. Seems to me this coffee place might attract and welcome high school students and be a safe place for them to go after school. That wouldn’t be a bad thing. Chances are most kids know what an ass is. If they don’t already the use the word at

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“Bad Ass Coffee” in Rancho Penasquitos has garnered much criticism for the shop’s racy, prominently displayed name. Critics call it obscene, while owners maintain the name refers to an animal. school or in front of their grandparents they probably won’t after seeing a sign. The store is hardly objectionable. It doesn’t create an excessive amount of traffic and it is not breaking any laws and the name is not considered by local authorities to be obscene. This isn’t the first time this has happened to the chain.The name was met with criticism in a Thousand Oaks, Calif., store, as well as in

other towns like Surprise, Ariz. and Naples, Fla. Despite objections, the stores remain. When Hooters opened a few years ago in Rancho Bernardo the children there did not start going to strip bars and doing drugs. The establishment has become an accepted part of the community and is a source of jobs in a time when not many jobs are available. Wake up and smell the coffee.

UCSD ‘Compton Cookout’ party’s invite, not stereotyping, is most offensive aspect graianne ward The Telescope

I love chicken. I’m not a big fan of watermelon and I prefer water over Purple Drank or Kool-Aid. I wear my hair in different forms but mostly straight to conform to what’s esthetically pleasing for society - plus it’s easier to manage. I also have a pretty well-nourished vocabulary but I can get lazy at times. Most of these are stereotypes about black people that are true -in some cases- and hilariously inaccurate in others. In short I have no problem with throwing a party to make fun of whoever or whatever; what’s life without laughter? But to say the things that were said in the UCSD fraternity’s party invitation downright sickens me. On President’s Day, smack dab in the middle of Black History Month, a character named Jiggaboo Jones hosted the “Compton Cookout,” attended by mostly white fraternity students. The invitation on fliers and Facebook said that guys should wear chains, urban gear and shoes. Women should “have gold teeth, start fights and drama, wear cheap clothes, have short, nappy hair,” and wear cheap weaves

that are purple or bright red. It saddens me that a black guy threw the party and is the most vocal and hostile about defending it. Since he embraces his “ghettoness” he doesn’t see how his actions reflect negatively on others. On Jones’ Youtube video he said he instructed white college students to put shoe polish on their faces and become honorary “niggers” for one night. As a black woman, I was offended by what was said. The women’s description was 10 times longer and 10 times worse. “They look and act similar to Shenaynay, and speak very loudly, while rolling their neck, and waving their finger in your face,” Jones invitation said. He also recommended using limited vocabulary, making up words, cursing constantly and making angry grunts and faces. Imagine a predominately minority-based college with a small ration of whites having a Trailer Trash Ho-Down! The invitation might say: Black out your teeth, wear mullets or pigtails, make sure your

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clothing is hanging on by a string, use “ya’ll” in your vocabulary and borrow a dozen kids for a few hours.There would be outrage of the same proportions. So the over-sensitivity case isn’t valid. Yes, UCSD is taking appropriate action by suspending students, hosting days of awareness and forming Not in Our Community groups but in the end the people that did the damage are still oblivious to the harm they caused. The thing that made me boil over was the school’s TV station aired a student calling protesters “ungrateful niggers.” Later a note was found on the TV studio floor that read “Compton lynching.” Really? Talk about rubbing salt in a wound. When only two percent of the UCSD’s population is AfricanAmerican you cannot feel comfortable knowing people think so negatively of you. Of all days it was held on Presidents Day while the nation has a black president. Society gets this far then takes 10 steps back again. I just wish we could all move pass the ignorance - but we never will as long as these people keep drinking the Kool-Aid.

Society gets this far then takes 10 steps back again

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Opinion| 5 Conservatively Speaking Dan McCarthy

The shiny side of CO-IN I think by now it’s a fairly well understood concept that de facto nation building and counter-insurgency (abbreviated “CO-IN”) is a two-sided affair: ensuring security on one hand, and using that security to build stuff on the other. Doing one without the other is foolhardy at best, and disastrously stupid at worst (which aptly describes Iraq’s initial occupation years). So what is “building stuff?” By most descriptions it’s the “humanitarian” mission. We should consider it as the front side of the CO-IN, the marquee project America can tout as its gift to the world. Basically you win people over with everything that is NOT combat: laying power lines; building schools, roads, hospitals and irrigation systems; opening access to the Internet; handing out food and giving agricultural aid to farmers; integrating women into society; et cetera. Dr. Thomas Barnett, one of the leading authors on the subject of globalization as a strategic security interest, calls the various constructions, aid distribution and connectivity expanding endeavors “System Administration,” or “SysAdmin” for short. Those who do these jobs are, collectively, “System Administrators.” After high-intensity fighting (invasions/capturing cities) wins the “war,” this side swoops in and makes sure to “win the peace.” It’s the primary objective in any effort to modernize countries stuck in the dark ages, which all operations work toward. In other words, combat makes system administration possible, and SysAdmin makes combat worth it. Why? Because we’ve seen that modernized nations liberalize in kind, just at a non-constant rate. Many of these places will go through the same growing pains the United States did, but move through them faster because much of the world has pioneered the generic obstacles of ironing out democratized government before them. In essence, a nation put in that situation (like Afghanistan, since it’s the most convenient example) is given a set of Lego’s. Whereas first world nations basically had to tweak representative government and open society by ear for a couple hundred years, this set comes with instructions and a tip hotline. Then the question really becomes “how do you get there?” Remember “Ethos, Pathos and Logos” from high school English? Take that to a war zone. You have a basic “hearts and minds” doctrine. The idea is this: everything you do is to reinforce the notion that your presence is one that logically benefits the indigenous people, doesn’t make them pang with grief every time they see you and lets them know you are there to help, not harm — unless provoked (no greater friend, no worse enemy comes to mind). Logically, Americans bringing electricity and water to faraway villages makes life easier for those living in remote areas. Emotionally, seeing Westerners come in and treat your family with more respect than the supposed freedom fighters ethnically linked to you do emit an aura of friendship rather than subjugation. Credibility is built when we subject ourselves to the same laws and codes of conduct we espouse as the best way to live. This is why we fully investigate claims of misconduct against our forces serving abroad. By default, the public works portion of reconnecting destitute nations to the world stage is the “feel good” portion of the new breed of military operations America is likely to undertake. If you went to a diner and asked for an asymmetrical war “sunny side up,” this is what you’d get. It’s a great set of events to fixate on and rally support for, but don’t kid yourself on the realities inseparably paired with all the warm and fuzzy feelings wrought by playing infrastructure Santa Claus. The other side of the coin, or CO-IN, rather, is dirty, grimy and unpleasant to the general public—but just as it’s prettier counterpart, necessary in every way imaginable.

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THE TELESCOPE | Monday, March 1, 2010

WHAT’S HAPPENING Monday, March 1 Who: Rachel Galvin What: Poetry When: 5:30 p.m. Where: Love Library Room San Diego State University Cost: Free Info: 619-594-6724

Tuesday, March 2

What: New Writers Welcome When: 6 p.m. Where: Encinitas Library Cost: Free Info: 619-219-1608 What: Beer and Cheese Regional Pairing: Pacific Northwest (21+) When: 7 p.m. Where: Stone Brewing World Bistro and Gardens Cost: $35 Info: 760-471-4999

Wed. March 3

Who: Tegan and Sara What: Indie When: 8 p.m. Where: Copley Symphony Hall San Diego Cost: $39.50 Info: 619-235-0804

Thurs. March 4-5

Who: Rebelution with Soja and Zion-I (21+) What: Reggae When: 6 p.m. (Thursday) 7 p.m (Friday) Where: House of Blues San Diego Cost: $20 Info: 619-299-2583

Thursday, March 5

Who: Unearth w/ Stick To Your Guns What: Metal/Hardcore When: 6 p.m. Where: Soma Cost: $15 Info: 619-226-7662

Paying the piper

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Some people are shelling out big fines for supposedly ‘free’ music Camilo Barrero The Telescope

During the last decade, illegally downloading music has become the chosen way to save money but still get all the new music hits. A growing number of people continue to take advantage of “free” music, but only a few who have paid unimaginable consequences, regret it. File sharing is a trend that became popular with Napster, an online music file sharing service that allowed people to share their MP3 files with other people over the Internet. It has since transformed into digital media’s worst enemy and lead to a practice that is now out of control.

From a group of 40 Palomar students who were surveyed, those under the age of 19 said they tend to download three times more movies and music videos than students who are over the age of 22 -- though both groups download music from the Internet in very high amounts, with their main reason being to discover unknown artists. As technology develops new tendencies, piracy is one of the most popular ways to get media content. As the occurrence of downloads increase, lawsuits do, too. To reinforce the rights of the media industry, millionaire fines are being rendered. Jammie Thomas-Rasset, 32; Joel Tenenbaum, 25; Brianna LaHara, 12; and Jacob Richards, 27; are among the list of the people who have been sued by the Recording Industry Association of America. Their fines range from $3,000 to $150,000 per song, but even with cases like these, peer-

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if the swappers offer it, at least one person will likely take it,” and that’s the main reason why so many people are for peer-topeer networks. “Bands make the money from doing the shows rather than selling the records,” Kolin Kohl, a musician and former Palomar student said. For many bands that’s a reality they’re learning to deal with, By giving away free songs they can get more people to go come to their shows, where they might buy merchandise or hear about other bands. Another study conducted by Ars Technica, a Web site focused on the analysis of technology trends, showed that file sharing doesn’t affect the recording industry as much as everyone thinks but that the sales are going down because the CD format is out of date and big distributors are ordering less music. Downloading music illegally is risky business. Sites like Amazon.com or iTunes offer an alternative option to get individual songs, where consumers pay only for the songs that they want instead of paying for a full-length album. This is a good choice to still save some money, but in a legal way.

“Bad Habit”—The Offspring

“But when I’m in my car, don’t give me no crap cause the slightest thing and I just might snap”

The ultimate song when stuck in traffic, or stuck behind some idiot who can’t drive. Next time you’re stuck, make sure no kids are around and crank the dial as you pass that dumb driver holding up traffic.

“Runaway”—Social Hero

“Runaway, runaway, I don’t know where to go, where to go or what to say”

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When stuck in traffic, you want to be anywhere but where you are; this song says it all. We all want to run away from traffic as fast as possible, doesn’t matter where or why.

“I Know”—Citizen Icon

“And it’s a gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas and I know, I know, I know, I know, you and me don’t go”

Sitting in traffic wastes gas, and eats your money away while going absolutely nowhere. As the lyrics go, these things “don’t go.” This song might make you feel better about losing money to gas while sitting in traffic.

“Get Me Outta —Jet

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to-peer networks keep growing, especially among young people. To some students file sharing is an easy, fast and inexpensive way to get the music they want; to others file sharing is the way music should be distributed to make new bands more accessible to the public. However, according to a study released by PRS for Music, an organization that collects and pay royalties to musicians, composers and performers, there is a trend between the artists at the top of the legal and illegal charts. Re— PRS for Music search claims that people are actively downloading music from the artists they see and hear in the legitimate media and not from undiscovered artists. The study also recognizes that file sharing is helping to make the popular, even more popular, “If the sellers sell it, it might never be bought; but

“Drink all night and talkin’ shit all day, I’m gonna get me, outta here”

GET ME OUTTA HERE! How many times have you said that while you were sitting on the 5, 15 or 78? Dial this song up and

you might be able to survive rush hour.

“Ride the Sky II”—Revolution Mother

“Show me the distance man, then watch me make it”

Remember when the boy’s from “The Hangover” hauled ass back to the hotel to find Doug? This was the song, also an excellent tune for when you finally escape the traffic and hit the gas pedal faster than . —LC

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‘Dante’s Inferno’ far from paradise but delivers nonetheless Eric Walker The Telescope

It’s been panned for being derivative and based too heavily on shock value, but Visceral Games’ “Dante’s Inferno” ends up a surprisingly fine-tuned and haunting experience. Based extremely loosely on the 14th-century poem known as the “Divine Comedy,” the game throws much of the original story out the window while using its scenery and characters to tell a new tale. This version of Dante is a crusader who betrays his fiancé, an otherwise innocent woman Video Game review who wagered her soul on his loyalty. After both lovers are assassinated, her soul is taken by Lucifer, and Dante vows to enter Hell’s nine circles and rescue her with the guidance of the poet Virgil. Dante’s Inferno Most of the nine circles Visceral Games are meticulously recreated from the original story. From walls of wailing souls out of four stars and pipes pouring rivers of blood and corpses of Limbo to the disturbing sexual perversions found in the circle of Lust, the game offers up some of the most disturbing, yet effective scenery in gaming history. The sights and sounds of Hell push the boundaries of the game’s M-rating, but never feel like they’re done purely to fill a game with breasts and blood. Everything has its place in establishing a world based entirely on terror and torment. The voice acting is excellent as well, with John Vickery’s Lucifer providing an almost Disney-villain-like vibe, though obviously much darker.The rest of the cast performs well enough, but Vickery steals the show. The gameplay itself is ripped directly from Sony’s “God of War” franchise, enhanced with branching character customization and the

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Dante Alighieri fights against Death — literally — in “Dante’s Inferno,” a somewhat loose video game adaptation of the poet’s classic 14th century word, “The Divine Comedy.” ability to punish or absolve the various condemned souls Dante finds. Doing this allows Dante to learn new Holy or Unholy attacks and spells, as well as power up existing abilities. The combat may not be wholly original, but it’s fluid and fun, and allows players complete control over Dante’s scythe and cross. Unfortunately, the game starts to drag around the midway point. It seems that the developers spent all of their originality on creating a believable Hell for the first half of the game, and filled the rest with overused video game tropes like block-pushing puzzles

New Surfer Blood album offers hope for future of indie music Nick Shumate The Telescope

Case in point is “Slow Jabroni.” The song has a semi-acousIn the later part of 2009, Surfer Blood’s single “Swim” tic ring with what sound like brought them to the surface small explosions going off in of the Indie pop single down- the background; the cadence loads, where they sunburned goes perfect with the strumming. The vocal distortion is their way into the spotlight. Hype and overnight success heavy-pressed; then cleans up has had the ability to crush at the same time drums are freshmen albums, but Surfer brought in. The song almost Blood rides this one in, (last reinvents itself two-thirds of bad pun I promise). The album the way through. This is the talent of the band, carries sounds that are notable in the Indie scene with balancing between two differrandom effects, and its use of ent sounds and including each over-distortion gives it an oth- one in a single song. “Neighbour Riffs” is an instrumental erworldly vibe. Bands like the Indie scene’s that is fun and well placed in the track order, givheavyweight Vampire ing it almost an inWeekend, who overdid Music review termission feel. it in their latest album, Sometimes the should take notes from album has an Eels these guys. sound, then it tranThe release of the sitions to an emfull length album “Astro bodiment of the Coast” is the debut alShins, but they bum for this group from never lose their West Palm Beach, Fla. Surfer Blood “Astro Coast” style — Surfer Using money from scholBlood always keeps arships and recording a coastal feel. in their dorm room with out of four stars Lyrically, the the idea of keeping their album is not deep sound their own, the album’s true feel comes through but it never has the feeling because it was compiled by that something is lacking. The sound really works no matSurfer Bloods’ own hands. The album’s most notable ter what is being sung, with a tracks are “Take it Easy” and depth that is just enough. “Astro Coasts” is a well“Twin Peaks,” which have an island ambiance with small in- done, enjoyable spring album. terjections of off-sound clips. Indie pop music starts the deVaried use of percussions will cade off right by confirming make listeners tap their pen- itself a true component of the future of music with “Astro cils and bob their heads. “Astro Coasts” also delivers Coasts.” Check out the band’s Web site a strong yet never too compliat myspace.com/surferblood. cated use of the guitar.

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and arena-based combat against waves of enemies. Many of the poem’s creepiest inhabitants and environments are only represented as statues in the background, while the actual levels just pose players against the same tired enemies and puzzles they’ve been fighting all game long. Visceral has said that it intends to add online co-operative play and a level editor as downloadable content in the future, but until then, the game stands as one half of an amazing game and then a mediocre “God of War” ripoff for the rest.

The extremely well-made final level and ending almost make up for the lackluster midsection, but the overall experience is still hampered by it quite a bit. And when it’s not a particularly long game to begin with (8-10 hours is the norm), it sadly can’t compete as well as it could have. It’s a shame, too. “Dante’s Inferno” had the potential to be genre-redefining and a powerful new franchise, but by the time the downloadable content shows up to save the day, most players will have long forgotten about Dante’s journey.

‘Island’ offers shallow thrill Melody Parks The Telescope

“Shutter Island,” the suspense film directed by Martin Scorsese, lacks a solid developed plot, and confuses the mind set of many who endure the 2 hour and 18 minute movie. The opening scene leads the audience aboard a ship heading towards the Boston Harbor with the lead protagonist, U.S. Marshal Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) and his partner Chuck Aule (Mark Ruffalo). The film is set in 1954 and an emotionally distraught DiCaprio pants frantically aboard the ship. Within the first five minutes of the film, Scorsese bombards the audience with dramatic music, only to reveal a simple gate opening into a mental asylum. With such dramatic build-up, one is expecting some sort of shock, but instead finds the music misleading. As the two men are being led into the asylum, it is apparent that DiCaprio has some sort of a connection with the inmates and the investigation that he and his partner are Courtesy Photo | MCT Campus conducting. DiCaprio starts to imag- Chuck Aule (Mark Ruffalo, left) and Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) are two detectives ine horrifying details of the Holo- sent from the mainland to investigate a mysterious disappearance on an island prison for caust; these flashes foreshadow the the criminally insane in the thriller, “Shutter Island.” flashing of the unreliable plot that switches back and forth between Meanwhile, Mark Ruffa- ful imagery is one that no one will story lines. lo is unconvincing as Chuck forget. The suspense will keep auDiCaprio’s role as a Movie review Aule, his roles as a comedic diences on the edge of their seats, determined U.S. Marshal ‘Movie Title’ actor in films such as “13 once the preliminary dialogue has takes a backseat to his Going On 30” are more re- passed and the real suspense begins portrayal of a conflicted out of four stars alistic. to unfold. human being who is stuck Starring: Leonardo Half way through the The movie is filled with bright dealing with the loss of DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo, Ben movie, audiences will still and descriptive scenery as well the his wife Dolores (Michelle Kingsley, Michelle Williams, be questioning “where strong bundle of emotions coming Williams) who was killed and Max Von Sydow. is the plot?” Despite the from the inmates. As far as the plot Rated: R in a fire. In addition to the confusion of the exact rea- goes; the ending is still not crisp and haunting images of his soning for DiCaprio’s ad- clear to the naked eye. It is a movie wife, he is stuck with the dilemma of trying to find a way to venture, director Martin Scorsese that people will either love or hate. escape his fate at the mysterious clearly tried to amp up the eeriness Overall, Scorsese’s best work is not of “Shutter Island.” The power- portrayed in this film. mental asylum.

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THE TELESCOPE | Monday, MArch 1, 2010

Runways dictate high fashion but wearing it on the street takes skill

Stepping out with style some slick, shiny leggings to dress up for any night out.

Alejandra Jackson The Telescope

One of the best indicators of what everyone will be wearing come spring is the fashions that come strutting down the runway during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week. Unfortunately runway fashion doesn’t always translate to streetwear (unless you’re a size-0 Amazon with legs for days) but with some minor tweaks, almost any wardrobe can be in style.

Harem pants

Jodhpurs, MC Hammer pants, Gypsy pants. Call them what you will, but Harem pants are back for 2010. Designers like Stella McCartney, Ungaro, Ralph Lauren and Louis Vuitton all showcased this look during Fashion Week, according to vogue.com. When attempting to pull off this look remember to keep all the volume on the bottom. These pants are best paired with a tucked in tank top or for a more equestrian type feel, try wearing them with a plaid or checkered shirt.

Big Shoulders

Joan Crawford isn’t dead, she’s alive and well in the form of chain mail embellishments, epaulets, shoulder pads and anything else that gives the illusion of big, broad shoulders. “It’s all about the shoulder. Powerful. Strong,” celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch said in an interview with Style Coalition.

Metallics

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Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin (in a dress straight off the Alexander McQueen runway) arrive at the 16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Award show. Paquin’s dress is typical of McQueen’s sci-fi vision of the future.

From Michael Kors to Diane von Furstenberg, metallics were all over the runway during Fashion Week. The key to this bold trend is to not be shy. “Find respite from the recession with lashings of gold, gloss, glitter and crystals,” according to vogue. com. Try a glittering mini dress, some sequined pumps, or

Betsey Johnson style florals

One of spring’s most obvious trends is the floral print, and for years no one has done an all-over floral like Betsey, but chances are the average college student can’t afford to fork over $300 for one of her signature looks; luckily, most major retailers have latched onto this trend making this style easy to find. One thing to keep in mind this spring is that a floral can easily go from young and cute to sad and matronly, so take a cue from Johnson’s spring 2010 fashion show and stick to muted colors on neutral backgrounds.

Schoolgirl

“It’s all about American heritage, classic looks, classic sportswear, all the things you do at school like football, sports and all those outdoor things like going camping,” designer Alexander Wang said in an interview with Britain’s Telegraph newspaper. Show some school spirit with cool updated oxfords, a tight-fitting, embellished blazer, high-waist tweed or plaid skirts or an oversized cardigan paired with skinny jeans.

Nautical

This is possibly one of the easiest looks to pull off. Any look can instantly be made more sea-worthy with the addition of some blue and white stripes. For a more polished look, try a Naval Military embellished jacket or some high-waisted sailor shorts with red pumps.

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Late fashion designer, Alexander McQueen stunned audiences during Fashion Week with his stark vision of the future where people evolved into scaled sea creatures. Recreate his runway looks by wearing bold colors that bring to mind images of the the ocean like greens, blues

Getting creative is the new black Comedian Gilda Radner once said, “I base my fashion sense on what doesn’t itch.” Although a good strategy, it’s hardly realistic in a world where fashion matters, and if “Juicy” isn’t advertised on your derriere, you’re pretty much a nobody. Other than the itch factor, most people have additional requirements for choosing their clothing and creating a fashion sense, all of which is sure to cost a lot of money. But keeping up with the latest fashions while maintaining a unique style doesn’t have to break the bank. Living in a time of fashion where individuality is exalted, no matter what is worn, from pantaloons to vests with T-shirts, it’s hard go wrong. Take this fleeting freedom and get creative. Go Martha Stewart and make it. Even if sewing machines and crocheting don’t seem feasible, there are easy alternatives to creating one-of-akind pieces. Most fabric and craft stores, like Jo-Ann Fabrics or Michael’s, sell T-shirts, iron-on decals, rhinestones, fabric dye and patches that can be made into a unique fashion statement for about $6 and in about 10 minutes. T-shirts, embellishments and patches come in all colors and sizes. Glitter decals, saying trendy things like “Love,” and brands like Ed Hardy make up the selections. Web sites such as Etsy.com also offer a wide selection and the option of creating custom patches and decals for a minimal fee. Buy some fake flowers and ribbon to make a personalized headband or barrette. Most craft stores have such a wide assortment of flowers that stores like Claire’s and Afterthoughts would be jealous. Pairing is a good way to express oneself too. Spruce up an old standby by experimenting with clothing and accessories one wouldn’t normally expect to pair with one another. Wear pearls with Chucks or winter boots with a

dress. Pairing the old with the new and the dressy with the casual can give a little umph to any wardrobe. “I just wear what I want, even if it doesn’t match. If I want to wear my favorite jeans and top that happen to not match, so what?” Palomar student Taylor Smith said. Palomar student Xuleima Torres agreed, and said there are key pieces in every wardrobe that may be worth spending money on. Buy a nice jacket or a little black dress without breaking the bank. “The key is to look expensive without paying the price,” Torres said. Becoming more aware of how and where to shop can keep expenses low. Wal-Mart, K-mart, Ross Dress For Less and other bargain stores offer trendy clothing for a decreased fee. Burlington Coat Factory sells high-end fashion trends like Apple Bottoms, Baby Phat and South Pole for less than department store prices. Stores like Susie’s Deals (where every item is $5.99 or less) carry trendy scarves, sunglasses and sandals. Accessorizing is also a way to cheaply and simply assert your own style. “I wear whatever stands out,” Torres said. “Accessorize with earrings and rings — the bulkier the better.” Military jackets and nautical themed attire are in for spring, so shop outdoor stores like Big 5 or military stores like the Army Navy Store. The new trend of big shoulders make Mom’s closets a gold mine. Old jeans, funky jackets and cute heels could be one spring-cleaning day away. “I love my mom’s belts and shoes. I also go through my dad’s closet. He’s in the military and I wear all his big shouldered blazer,” said Palomar student Chikita Johnson. Jump on the “going green” bandwagon and recycle clothing at the Buffalo Exchange or trade with friends.

Thrift stores and yard sales have the advantage of being able to find one-of-a-kind item for reasonable prices. Key pieces like sweaters, jackets, trendy blazers and scarves are easy to find in good condition, sometimes with the tags still on them! When purchasing clothing, be aware of how it can be worn. Some clothing can be multi-use, worn backwards or even inside out. Many shirts, like those tied at the neck, can be worn backward or forward, creating two separate looks that are equally attractive. Another big trend is billowy, layered shirts, which can ___________________________________________

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be bought in the plus size section even for people who don’t wear plus-size clothes. When you shop outside your size, it’s less likely you will meet your Doppelganger on campus. Remember anything looks better if worn with confidence. Even sweats can look good on a confident woman. Leave the house comfortable because confidence can make or break an outfit. Designer Coco Chanel once said, “Fashion fades, only style remains the same.” Thanks to fashion, style can easily and cheaply be created without earning one a spot on the worstdressed list.

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High-waist jeans, among other faux pas, can make men ‘undateable,’ according to book Adam Tschorn MCT campus/ Los angeles times

nhappily unattached menfolk of AmerU ica, that soul patch beneath your lower lip may be discouraging a potential soul mate

from sticking around through the salad course of your first date. And the stakes are as high as the waist on those dad jeans. That’s right; while we’ve been taught not to judge a book by its cover, experts say that when it comes to calibrating long-term compatibility, the reality is that what men wear is the first — and often most crucial — criterion that women use to judge. “And research shows that’s usually within the first 15 to 20 seconds,” said Pepper Schwartz, a professor of sociology at the University of Washington in Seattle and author of 15 books on relationships. “After that, the door starts to close.” Which makes the forthcoming book, “Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won’t Be Dating or Having Sex” (by Ellen Rakieten and Anne Coyle, due in stores next month), a kind of fascinating field manual of future-foreclosing fashion faux pas that ranks infractions such as high-waisted dad jeans (we’re looking at you, POTUS), novelty belt buckles, “mandannas” and Ed Hardy gear, on a scale from “Red Flag” (tube socks) to “Kiss of Death” (Speedos). While Rakieten and Coyle catalog some of the cringe-worthy things men say (“Come to poppa,” “Booyah!”) and do (bring a baseball glove to a professional game, pop the collar on a polo shirt), the first half of the book focuses on the laundry list of wardrobe malfunctions that threaten future connubial bliss. “We put in a lot of those because they’re

so easily fixable,” Rakieten said. “And what woman doesn’t enjoy a little makeover? At the same time, there’s a range (of infractions). If you’re a suburban white guy who decides to dress like Lil Wayne, it says a whole lot more about you than just choosing the wrong color sneakers.” Co-author Coyle thinks that because women have traditionally invested more time in — and paid more attention to — the way they look, “in those first five minutes after meeting someone, we’re more attuned to it. I don’t think a guy is going on a date and saying: ‘Oh, my God, this girl is wearing this queer Cynthia Rowley blouse.’” Coyle, who is divorced, explains the reasoning behind “undateable” behavior with a story from her own recent dating life. “My friends set me up with this guy who came very highly recommended. We had fun together, we had the same political views. Everything was perfect, except he had this gross soul patch beneath his lower lip. I just couldn’t do it. ... My friends said, ‘Well, maybe he can shave it off,’ and my response was, ‘Yes, but he can’t shave off the part of his brain that thought growing it was a good idea.’ That’s the real problem.” “Undateable” isn’t the only upcoming tome to tackle the topic. Dave Horwitz and Marisa Pinson, a once romantically linked couple who have spent the last year of their lives compiling hilarious instances of relationship-ruining behavior (entries include “You’re an American Apparel Model” and “You Still Wear Your High School Class Ring”) on their Dealbreaker blog, recently inked a deal for a book that’s due out sometime before nextValentine’s Day. “It’s not so much about what someone’s

wearing or if they slip up and say something that makes you want to write them off,” Pinson explained. “It’s a general example of where they’re coming from.” Or as Horwitz puts it: “It’s usually indicative of a much larger problem ... You rarely find a scintillating, fascinating, brilliant sexy person wearing Crocs.” Schwartz, who created the compatibility matching system for the online dating site Perfectmatch.com, said these snap judgments function as a kind of protective mechanism. “People are nervous, they’re trying to figure out how to avoid pain and not waste their time, so they’re looking for cracks in the onstage performance,” she explained. Their behavior “may be triggered by seemingly superficial signals, but they’re not generally superficial concerns.” While this behavior is common to both genders, Schwartz thinks women are much pickier. “When I lecture on dating, I tell women to shorten their damn lists.They have a list of things they need, a list of things they don’t want. ... One woman told me her deal breaker was that a guy didn’t floss. A guy’s list might have 10 things — and if the woman is goodlooking enough, nine of them won’t matter.” Which brings up an interesting question: If Crocs footwear, pleated-front khakis and beltclipped cellphones can cause men to become so much radioactive relationship road kill, does it work the other way around? Can wearing Birkenstock sandals, men’s neckties or eyeliner out to your ears send the wrong message? Does referring to your breasts as “the boys,” speaking in baby talk to other adults or continuing to sit on your dad’s lap (well into your late 20s) discourage dates?

Rakieten doesn’t think so. “Let’s be honest,” she said. “Men traditionally will overlook many, many undateables if there’s sex at the end of the night in front of them. ... It’s not a question of ‘undateable’ but ‘unmateable.’” Coyle agreed. “I think men are willing to tolerate a lot more if there is sex involved. Men will date anything. The real question there is not whether you want to go home with the girl, but do you want her to be the mother of your children? For women, it’s much more of a mountain to climb.” And if you happen to recognize a little bit of yourself as Exhibit A for the offenses chronicled in “Undateable” or at Dealbreaker, there’s still hope. “First, if you’re under 21 you get a free pass,” Rakieten said. “And after that, swagger and confidence can overcome a lot.” And the Dealbreaker duo acknowledge what they’ve dubbed “dealmakers.” “They’re sort of like ‘get out of jail free’ cards,” Pinson said. “Someone can embody all the embarrassing characteristics, but if he makes you delicious pancakes for breakfast, for example, it can negate all of it.” Said Pinson: “Right now I’m living with a guy who rollerblades and wears cutoff denim shorts. At one point, I might have said, ‘There’s no way in hell’ to that, but we’re happy together.” So it turns out the recipe for happiness not only exists — it’s as close as the back of a Bisquick box.

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You may never win an Academy Award, but at least you don’t need a designer gown and borrowed baubles to prevail in Oscar bingo It’s a time-honored tradition: On Oscar night, when Hollywood pats itself on the back again and again … and again, average folks around the world watch the broadcast and mercilessly pick apart their idols. After all, what’s better than questioning the sartorial judgment of people much more attractive and much wealthier than you are? And if you’re going to do it anyway, why

Presenter mangles a nominee’s name

George Clooney

Winner trips on his/her way to the stage

Dress with feathers

Winner thanks agent

Man in an ascot

Winner remarks on the weight of the Oscar statue

not make a game of it? Here, we’ve collected some of the sights you’re bound to see at the very high-brow Academy Awards and paired them with that very mass-market pastime: bingo. Cut out the cards, distribute to your Oscar-night guests and discuss the rules beforehand. Will a player only win with horizontal, vertical or diagonal lines? Or can you do four corners? Does the pre-

Host makes a Nominee disparaging brings his/her comment child/parent about someone as a date in the audience

show coverage count, or only the actual awards show? Players MUST call out clues for them to count. Decide whether everyone gets to mark their board when they see a clue on TV, or just the first person to call it out. If you choose the latter, then everyone else must wait until George Clooney shows up again (don’t worry, it will happen). — McClatchy-Tribune

Winner forgets to thank spouse

Winner trips on his/her way to the stage

Morgan Freeman

Band interrupts a winner’s speech

Political reference in a speech

A tuxedo in a color other than black

Wardrobe malfunction

Haiti shout-out

Film-clip montage

Presenter mangles a nominee’s name

George Clooney

Winner is not present at the show

Winner cries during speech

Inappropriate kiss

Presenter misreads the teleprompter

Man in an ascot

Wardrobe malfunction

Film-clip montage

Morgan Freeman

Nominee brings his/her child/parent as a date

Winner remarks on the weight of the Oscar statue

Winner is not present at the show

Speech (or portion of speech) in a language other than English

Meryl Streep

Band interrupts a winner’s speech

Winner forgets to thank spouse

Winner cries during speech

Inappropriate kiss

A tuxedo in a color other than black

Presenter misreads the teleprompter

Political reference in a speech

Woman in a hat/headpiece

Haiti shout-out

Dress with feathers

Winner thanks agent

Nominee brings his/her child/parent as a date

Presenter mangles a nominee’s name

Winner trips on his/her way to the stage

Winner thanks agent

Host makes a disparaging comment about someone in the audience

Meryl Streep

Winner trips on his/her way to the stage

Inappropriate kiss

Band interrupts a winner’s speech

Morgan Freeman

Speech (or portion of speech) in a language other than English

Dress with feathers

Winner is not present at the show

George Clooney

Winner cries during speech

Speech (or portion of speech) in a language other than English

Man in an ascot

A tuxedo in a color other than black

Host makes a disparaging comment about someone in the audience

Haiti shout-out

Morgan Freeman

Winner remarks on the weight of the Oscar statue

Wardrobe malfunction

Film-clip montage

Wardrobe malfunction

Winner remarks on the weight of the Oscar statue

Presenter mangles a nominee’s name

Nominee brings his/her child/parent as a date

Presenter misreads the teleprompter

Man in an ascot

Winner forgets to thank spouse

Inappropriate kiss

Political reference in a speech

Winner cries during speech

Presenter misreads the teleprompter

George Clooney

Winner is not present at the show

Haiti shout-out

A tuxedo in a color other than black

Band interrupts a winner’s speech

Meryl Streep

Woman in a hat/headpiece

Film-clip montage

Dress with feathers

Winner thanks agent

Woman in a hat/headpiece

Winner forgets to thank spouse

Host makes a disparaging comment about someone in the audience Meryl Streep

Speech (or portion of Woman in a hat/headpiece speech) in a language other than English

|Sports

SPORTS ON DECK Monday, March 1 Men’s Golf

Saddleback, Riverside Community College, Cypress Twin Oak Golf Course 11 a.m.

Tuesday, March 2 Baseball

at San Diego City College 2 p.m.

Men’s Tennis Grossmont 2 p.m. at Palomar

Women’s Tennis at San Diego Mesa 2 p.m.

Wednesday, March 3 Softball

at Southwestern 3 p.m.

Men’s Volleyball Orange Coast, TBA

Thursday, March 4 Baseball

San Diego Mesa 2 p.m. Myers Field

Men’s Tennis At San Diego Mesa 2 p.m.

Friday, March 5

Men’s and Women’s Swimming and Diving at San Diego Mesa 2 p.m.

Softball San Diego Mesa 3 p.m. at Palomar

Men’s Volleyball San Diego City College 6 p.m. at Palomar Dome

Saturday, March 6 Baseball

at Grossmont at noon

monday, march 1, 2010 | THE TELESCOPE

Comets in the running for 3rd championship in a row sydnie taylor the telescope

Palomar women’s basketball team closed out the regular season with a win against Cuyamaca, 9328 in the Dome on Feb. 21. The win, coupled with Grossmont’s 61-55 win over Southwestern means the Comets tie Grossmont for the Pacific Coast Athletic Conference championship. This is the third consecutive year Palomar will win or tie for the conference championship. The Comets finished 12-2 in Conference and 21-7 in the regular season. Palomar is also ranked No. 15 in the state. The Comets will now await the results of the Southern California Regional Seeding Meeting on Monday. Sophomore Amber Glasser led

the Comets with 22 points and was unstoppable when the ball was in her hands. Sophomore Captain Lauren Matheney scored 21 points, and was a major factor in the Comets’ defense. Kiara Stinson scored 14 points, Melanie Wilkerson 13 and Natalie Curran 11. The team played the game defensively and was able to hold the Cuyumaca Coyotes at five points the entire first half. The Comets led by a score of 51-5 on the scoreboard at half time. With the lead over the Coyotes, Palomar didn’t lose its enthusiasm or confidence. “We wanted it,” Matheney said about the win. Matheney also said the Comets played well together and playing for the conference championship made the game more exciting.

Sophomore Natalie Curran said the goal of Palomar was to not allow Cuyumaca to score over 16 points. Although Palomar didn’t reach this goal, the team was still happy with the results of the game. “We knew we were going to win,” Curran said with a laugh, “but we wanted to play as a team.” The Comets’ great communication and team work were a huge attribute to their win, as well as their defense. “We weren’t as selfish as we used to be and now we are conference champions,” Curran said. Coach Sheri Jennum held a smile on her face throughout much of the game and was very happy with the results of the game. “We had good chemistry and great defense,” Jennum said. They were not only playing for a win, but raising money for the

Women’s Basketball Coaches Association sponsored “Pink Zone.” The goal of the event was to raise money for the Kay Yow WBCA Breast Cancer fund, as well as to educate and promote breast cancer awareness. Last year, the Comets raised around $1,000 for breast cancer research. Almost all attendees wore pink to show their support of breast cancer survivors nationwide. All proceeds from the game and concession stand were given to the Kay Yow WBCA Cancer Fund. Booths were set up for donations. They also were selling jewelry and holding a drawing to raise money for the foundation at the game. Palomar estimated raising under $1,000 this year for the cancer fund.

Men’s basketball comes out on top despite many fouls jarred powell the telescope

With just over eight minutes to play in the second half, Palomar lead guard Mike Brown went to the bench with four fouls. The team had a 23point lead at the time. The lead dwindled to as low as 10 when he came back in the game with 2:53. The Comets kept their composure and the lead from slipping away. “We played with good chemistry and did what our coach wanted us to do, which was not turn the ball over,” Brown said. The Comets were able to withstand the aggressive play down the stretch and escape with a 101-92 win on Feb.17 at the Dome. The win was especially good for the Comets’ sophomore players who were being honored by starting their last home game on sophomore night. “I told someone before the game I wish every night was sophomore night,” coach John O’Neill said. Kevin Deeb led the Comets with 23 points. PCAC leading scorer Brown added 21 points for the Comets, who are on their longest winning streak of the season. This marks the fourth consecutive win for the Comets, and brings their win total to 12-13, 7-8 in conference on the season. The Comets defense had Imperial Valley offbalance the entire game. “We played both a man to man and zone,” O’Neill said. “Up until the second half they (Imperial Valley) were penetrating and going right through us to the basket so we switched to zone and they started hitting some three pointers.” Palomar played with a purpose and determination that they have not shown all season. Every player attacked the boards, made the extra pass for better shots and attacked the basket with a reckless abandon that they has not been seen from Palomar all season. “This was the best game we played all year not because we scored a lot of points but because we stood up to Imperial Valley and played aggressive and without getting out of control,” O’Neill said. O’Neill was referring to the Comets not folding under pressure when an opposing team went on a scoring run. Until recently, they had played with no mentally or physically toughness and

as a result lost some winnable games. This happened in two games against San Diego City and one game versus MiraCosta. This game was different. The game was marred by fouls. Both teams committed almost 25 fouls apiece in the second

half and Imperial Valley’s head coach was ejected for arguing a call. “The referees let the game get out of hand and tried to get control of the game by calling everything,” O’Neill said. “It was an ugly game, but a win is a win.”

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