+++ TEMPLETON OUTERWEAR +++ INVENTORS OF THINGS +++ +++ KEEPERS OF REAL +++ DEFENDERS OF RAD +++
We can’t wait, but it’s anyways time to… INTRODUCE YOU TO THE “SCHPINNT”!!! This exclusive POP product offers you for your boardin’ store…
#MORE SALES… … because people will be like “Wuuuh… what’s wrong in here…those dudes rule, they sell Templeton… and look what this gnar bunch from Templeton made them… a “SCHPINNT”… dänk!!! I totally need a TempletonOuterwear garment right now!!!
#UPGRADE YOUR SHOP… … people will be like… ”Woooh…what the heeeck… a “SCHPINNT”!? Are you fucking apeing meeeh!!!??? True that… plus we will design that piece of POP individually for your shop/area and mood we are in while doing it. It will cost you nothing and will guarantee you shitloads of sales outta itself. The “SCHPINNT” represents a own TempletonOuterwear store inside your store and reflects our offer to the world in a true way we want it to be. Of course…other brands will look cheap and uncared of… but that’s what makes our “SCHPINNT” so unique. It acts almost like a dress for a unwashed woman.
#LESS WORK FOR YOU … …
the
“SCHPINNT”
will
express
everything untold. It will bring the cross to those who dunno…the history and presence of TempletonOuterwear until now. It’s our mirror… the book of books… the truth behind it all. Our credo of steel. #NEW FURNITURE… … is like a new house. Ever thought about moving into a different venue!? Not necessary anymore… our “SCHPINNT” gives your home the looks you ever wanted it
to
have.
Clean
colores…futuristic
architecture and that breath of history for your interior patina.
#WAY MORE SEX … … a “SCHPINNT” inspires people to get undressed, put their cloth on hangers inside and do something. After they got undressed they might think…and now!? Either they start buying new gear, work out or fuck like raccoons… what’s pretty entertaining and rad. Now you found out that our “SCHPINNT” combines it all. A golden future, lot’s of unprotected fun and money. Get TempletonOuterwear plus a “SCHPINNT” to move into a future without fears and anxiety. It’s never been so easy!!!
“SCHPINNT” Breite : 2,02 m Höhe : 2,35 m Tiefe : 0,51 m
CALL 0049 TEMPLETONOUTERWEAR and ask for Marinus, Klaus or Simon for a lifechanging chat.
Get your thrills while we write the bills!!! So long…
TempletonOuterwear.
Mühlbachgasse 8, 87629 Füssen, Germany, +49 8362 92 96 77 5, retail@templeton-outerwear.com,www.templeton-outerwear.com