Ten Four Paper 2013 Product Catalog by TenFourPaper

2013 PRODUCT CATALOG

He wrote me lots of love letters from Georgia. He signed them “Over and Out.”

“ TEN - FOUR.”

I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD SEND ACTUAL MAIL, PARTICULARLY THOSE OF MY EMAILING & TEXTING GENERATION,

BEFORE WE FORGET WHAT THE POSTAL SERVICE DOES. I ALSO THOROUGHLY ENJOY CELEBRATING RANDOM THINGS IN LIFE. I may or may not plan and host birthday parties for my dog.

So, I took my love of typography and bright colors, and made funny, random cards and paper goods. They are kind of snarky and tend to ramble on a bit. Most are based on my anxieties about growing up and figuring out what “adult” life is really all about.

I HOPE THEY MAKE PEOPLE SAY

“HAHA! SO FUNNY. I MUST SEND THIS TO MY BFF.” Because everyone needs to LAUGH and share some HAPPINESS.

HOORAY FOR PAPER!

GREETING

CARDS

• A7 Size (5” x 7” Folded) • Blank Interior • Metallic Shimmer Silver Envelope • Printed Full Color on Extra-Smooth White Cover Paper • Printed Professionally in the United States

$4.40 MSRP SINGLE CARD

Each design must be ordered in multiples of 6.

GREETING CARDS

HAPPY

NOTE CARDS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

A WISH FROM ME TO YOU!

I’M GLAD THAT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY NOTE PADS

LET’S HAVE A FANTASTIC PARTY! WE CAN INVITE LOTS OF PEOPLE, DANCE LIKE ABSOLUTE NUTCASES, WEAR OUTFITS THAT SOME MIGHT DEFINE AS SLUTTY, AND CONSUME LOTS OF ADULT BEVERAGES.

HALF OF THE CAKE?

AND WISH THEY WERE INVITED.

Happy Birthday — Half of Cake GC-13-01

Happy Birthday — Fantastic Party GC-13-02

YAHOO

OH EM GEE

IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

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IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

SO I CAN PARTY, TOO! HEY!

NOW WHERE’S MY

GO SHORT Y

WE SHOULD GO OUT TO EAT! LET’S GO TO A RESTAURANT WHERE A BUNCH OF DISGRUNTLED, TEENAGE WAITERS WILL SING YOU

AN ANNOYINGLY OBNOXIOUS BIRTHDAY SONG.

PEOPLE WILL BE JEALOUS

YOU’RE TURNING 30!

LET’S GO OUT AND GET WILD! WE CAN GET GIRLY DRINKS AT A BAR WHERE YOU PROBABLY WON’T GET CARDED ANYMORE AND

PRETEND WE ARE STILL YOUNG AND HIP.

THERE’S USUALLY

NOTHING SAYS “CLASSY” LIKE

Happy Birthday — Free Dessert GC-13-03

Happy Birthday — Turning 30 GC-13-04

FREE DESSERT INVOLVED.

REFUSING TO ACCEPT YOUR AGE.

GREETING CARDS

WOOHOO

HOLY COW

I PROPOSE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY.

I KNEW YOU WOULD DO GREAT THINGS.

THERE SHOULD BE PARADES, BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES PARADES, LOTS OF FOOD AND SUGAR, AND TONS OF FIREWORKS AND MUSIC. AND HONESTLY,

I COULD REALLY USE

YOU ACTUALLY GRADUATED!

WHEN OTHERS SAID YOU’D PROBABLY FLUNK OUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU’D HAVE SOME GENIUS IDEA THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HEAPS OF MONEY SOME DAY.

I LOVE DIAMONDS.

Happy Birthday — National Holiday GC-13-05

Graduation — I Love Diamonds GC-13-06

HUZZAH YOU’RE EMPLOYED!

CONGRATS

YOU GOT A JOB!

YOU’RE MY NEW RICH FRIEND. MORE MONEY THAN I DO AND YOU DON’T LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS. HENCE, YOU ARE LOADED.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF CUBICLES,

WANT TO BUY ME SHOES?

IT’S KINDA LIKE PRISON.

New Job — Buy Me Shoes GC-13-07

New Job — It’s Like Prison GC-13-08

I’M KINDA POOR.

NOTE PADS

IF YOU EVER WANT TO THANK ME,

A DAY OFF OF WORK.

YOU MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE WEALTHY, BUT YOU HAVE

NOTE CARDS

HOURS STARING AT A SMALL BLUE RECTANGLE, TIMED LUNCH BREAKS, LIMITED VACATION, AND DAYS WHERE YOU’D KILL SOMEONE FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.

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TODAY’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

GREETING CARDS

WAHOO

NOTE CARDSYOU

GOT AN APARTMENT!

A PLACE ALL TO YOURSELF!

NOTE PADS

I’M SURE IT’S INCREDIBLY FREEING TO LIVE IN A NEW SPACE ALL ALONE. FYI, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T

WATCH ANY CRIME-RELATED TELEVISION, AND

I WOULDN’T TALK TO THE

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YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE!

I HOPE IT’S NOT HAUNTED. I KNOW PEOPLE SAY GHOSTS AREN’T REAL, BUT ONE DAY IT’S ALL SUNSHINE AND NEW PAINT AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO

CREEPER DOWN THE HALL.

CALL AN EXORCIST.

New Apartment — Creepy Neighbor GC-13-09

New House — Not Haunted GC-13-10

WELL CRAP

OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS BROKE UP.

HOLY CR AP

LET’S EAT SOME FATTY FOOD! LIKE ICE CREAM, CHOCOLATE, COOKIES, MARSHMALLOWS, BROWNIES, CUPCAKES, ICING,

YOU GOT ENGAGED!

I CAN BE YOUR MAID OF HONOR! I KNOW PEOPLE DON’T USUALLY APPOINT THEMSELVES, BUT I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD

KNOW THAT I WRITE FABULOUS TOASTS AND

BECAUSE WHEN YOU’RE SAD,

I LOOK REALLY GOOD

THERE ARE NO CALORIES.

IN UGLY DRESSES.

Break Up — Eat Fatty Food GC-13-11

Engagement — Maid of Honor GC-13-12

MILKSHAKES, DONUTS, AND OTHER FORMS OF SUGAR.

GREETING CARDS

HE FINALLY PROPOSED!

YOU GET TO BE THE BRIDE!

HOORAY

YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED!

FOR YOUR BACHELORETTE PARTY, I WENT TO A LINGERIE STORE TO BUY YOU A PRESENT.

NOW, I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY EXCITING

BUT THEN I REALIZED, YOU DON’T NEED TO WOO A MAN.

AND IT’S REALLY EASY TO GET OVERWHELMED, BUT LET’S REMEMBER THIS IS A “HAPPY” DAY.

I, HOWEVER, AM VERY ALONE. SO INSTEAD,

YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE. WHO WANTS YOU FOREVER.

PLEASE TRY NOT TO GO

I BOUGHT MYSELF

Engagement — Don’t Go Psychotic GC-13-13

Bachelorette — Fancy Panties GC-13-14

CONGRATS YOU CRAZY LOVEBIRDS!

STUPENDOUS

PSYCHOTIC ON ME.

I’M SO EXCITED TO CELEBRATE! THERE’S NOTHING LIKE THE BEAUTY OF TWO WONDERFUL PEOPLE VOWING TO BE TOGETHER

FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

NOTE CARDS

NOTE PADS

SOME FANCY PANTIES.

YOU GOT A DOG!

IT’S KINDA LIKE HAVING A KID AND A LITTLE PAL THAT LOVES YOU NO MATTER WHAT.

YOU CAN HUG IT AND GIVE IT KISSES AND CALL IT YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD,

I DO GET SOME FREE CHAMPAGNE, RIGHT?

BUT IT’S ACCEPTABLE

Wedding — Free Champagne GC-13-15

New Dog — Acceptable Cage GC-13-16

TO LEAVE IT AT HOME IN A CAGE.

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HALLELUJAH

GREETING CARDS

STUPENDOUS

NOTE CARDSYOU

GOT A CAT!

COW MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST WORD.

I’M SURE IT’S CUTE AND FLUFFY AND HILARIOUS, BUT TO BE HONEST THEY KIND OF GIVE ME THE CREEPS.

I MEAN YES YOU ARE A BIT BIGGER THAN NORMAL AND

YOUR ANKLES MAY HAVE DOUBLED IN SIZE, BUT YOU

AND FOR MY SOCIAL AND GENERAL WELL-BEING

ARE EATING FOR TWO AND GROWING A PERSON.

ASSOCIATED WITH THE CRAZY CAT LADY.

I’M SURE THE OTHER MOMS ARE JEALOUS.

New Cat — Crazy Cat Lady GC-13-17

Pregnancy — You Look Skinny GC-13-18

OH BOY YOU HAD A BABY!

HEY GIRL

I DON’T THINK I CAN BE

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YOU ARE PREGGO!

LET’S JUST KEEP IT AT ONE THOUGH.

NOTE PADS

HOLY COW

YOU LOOK SO SKINNY!

YOU HAD A BABY!

A MINIATURE COPY OF YOU!

HE’LL HAVE YOUR BRAINS, GOOD LOOKS, AND AMAZING

SHE’LL HAVE YOUR BRAINS, GOOD LOOKS, AND AMAZING

PERSONALITY. THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE SARCASM ON MY PART. I HAVEN’T DECIDED YET. EITHER WAY,

I’M NOT SURE THE

New Baby — Oh Boy GC-13-19

New Baby — Hey Girl GC-13-20

WORLD IS READY FOR THIS.

NOTE

CARDS

$4.20 MSRP SINGLE CARD

$20.00 MSRP $24.00 MSRP SINGLE DESIGN BOX OF 8

MULTI-DESIGN BOX OF 10

Each design or box must be ordered in multiples of 6.

• A6 Size (6.25” x 4.5” Folded) • Blank Interior • Metallic Shimmer Silver Envelope • Printed Full Color on Extra-Smooth White Cover Paper • Printed Professionally in the United States 8

NOTE CARDS

NOTE PADS WE’RE LIKE BFF.

YOU’RE MY FAVORITE.

You’re My Hero Single: NCBT-13-01S • Box of 8: NCBT-13-01B

Hugs & Kisses Single: NCBT-13-02S • Box of 8: NCBT-13-02B

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.

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What Is Upward Single: NCBT-13-03S • Box of 8: NCBT-13-03B

YOU COMPLETE ME.

HOPE YER DOIN’ DANDY!

Howdy Partner Single: NCBT-13-04S • Box of 8: NCBT-13-04B

Love Ya Bunches Single: NCBT-13-05S • Box of 8: NCBT-13-05B

Box of 10, 2 of Each Design: NCBT-13-01MB

NOTE CARDS

I COULD HAVE SENT

YOU A BORING EMAIL,

BUT I WROTE YOU A NOTE ON SPIFFY PAPER INSTEAD!

THANK YOU SO

VERY VERY MUCH

FOR THAT SUPER AWESOME THING YOU DID!

NOTE PADS I’M HIGH CLASS LIKE THAT.

I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER.

No Boring Emails Single: NCI-13-01S • Box of 8: NCI-13-01B

Thank You — I Love You Forever Single: NCI-13-02S • Box of 8: NCI-13-02B

THANKS SO MUCH

FOR THINKING OF ME! YOU ARE A STUPENDOUS AND WONDERFUL FRIEND!

I SHALL REPAY YOU WITH CUPCAKES.

WHY HELLO THERE

HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY

WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

BECAUSE I DO. EVEN MORE THAN ICE CREAM.

WE NEED TO HANG OUT SOON.

THAT’S KIND OF A BIG DEAL.

Hello There — Hang Out Soon Single: NCI-13-04S • Box of 8: NCI-13-04B

I Love You — Big Deal Single: NCI-13-05S • Box of 8: NCI-13-05B

MY BESTEST FRIEND!

THAT I LOVE YOU?

Box of 10, 2 of Each Design: NCI-13-01MB

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Thank You — Repay with Cupcakes Single: NCI-13-03S • Box of 8: NCI-13-03B

NOTE

PADS

$15.00 MSRP SINGLE NOTE PAD Each design must be ordered in multiples of 6.

• 5.5” x 8.5” • 50 Sheets per Note Pad • Printed Full Color on Extra-Smooth White Text Paper • Printed Professionally in the United States 11

FOOD I NEED TO BUY

FOOD I SHOULD BUY

REMEMBER THE ICE CREAM

DON’T FORGET THE BOOZE

Food I Need to Buy — Ice Cream NP-13-01

Food I Should Buy — Booze NP-13-02

IMPORTANT NOTES

OUR ADDRESS

OUR HOME PHONE NUMBER

OUR CELL PHONE NUMBERS

VETERINARIAN

OTHER NOTES

FOR THE PET SITTER

BEFORE I GET CRANKY HUNGRY

FOR THE PET SITTER

PLEASE DON’T KILL MY CAT

PLEASE DON’T KILL MY DOG

Important Notes Pet Sitter — Cat NP-13-03

Important Notes Pet Sitter — Dog NP-13-04

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OR FOOD I WANT TO EAT

NOTE PADS

IMPORTANT NOTES FOR THE BABYSITTER

OUR ADDRESS

BABY’S SCHEDULE DON’T FORGET NAP TIME

TIME

FEED

DIAPER

NAP

OUR HOME PHONE NUMBER

OUR CELL PHONE NUMBERS

WHERE WE WILL BE

PEDIATRICIAN

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

REMEMBER TO FEED MY CHILD

MOMMY WILL GO CRAZY

Important Notes Babysitter — Feed NP-13-05

Baby Schedule — Crazy Mommy NP-13-06

THINGS TO PACK

THINGS I SHOULD DO

“ACCIDENTALLY” FORGET PHONE

PROCRASTINATE BY MAKING LISTS

Things to Pack — Forget Phone NP-13-07

Things I Should Do — Procrastinate NP-13-08

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FOR MY FANTASTICAL VACAY

IN ORDER TO APPEAR BUSY

THINGS TO DO LATER

CHORES FOR YOU

WHICH IS PROBABLY NEVER

BECAUSE I SAID SO

Things to Do Later — Probably Never NP-13-09

Chores for You — I Said So NP-13-10

PLAN FOR TODAY

WORKOUT PLAN

DOWN TO THE MINUTE

TIME

TO DO

AROUND THE HOUSE

TO GET MY BUTT IN SHAPE

EXERCISE

REPS OR TIME

15 BECAUSE I’M NEUROTIC

CARDIO IS THE DEVIL

Plan for Today — Neurotic NP-13-11

Workout Plan — Cardio Devil NP-13-12

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WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT

NOTE PADS

TERMS & CONDITIONS: VISA/MC/AMEX/DISCOVER only. Accounts not meeting a yearly $250 minimum will be required to reopen. Sorry, no COD or terms. $100 minimum opening order when placed at show, $200 minimum opening order elsewhere. $65 reorder minimums. 6 items minimum per design. Under-minimum charge of $10 per order is applied to all orders not meeting minimums. All orders ship FedEx. Please allow additional processing time for market orders or large orders. Sorry, we are not responsible for packages left without a signature. No refunds, no returns, except on damaged merchandise. Unauthorized returns will be refused at the dock. 20% restocking fee will be applied to cancelled orders.

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