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Gov. Bill Lee — (take the (sheet) off your face)

BY TYRONE M.

Is that you, Bill? Wait, take the (sheet) off your face. Bill, let me holler at you. Ever since you faked your way into the (governer’s chair) you’ve been saying and doing some crazy things. For instance, telling the Black Lives Matter folks that if they didn’t stop protesting at the Capitol, you would give them six years in jail and take away their voting rights. You must be (smoking), Bill. That’s a lot of bulls---. You really need to know the law, didn’t no one take you serious. They know you are trying to be an A student of Donald Trump. But you know what? School is out. So go home, no recess for you. You’re ex-de-throned boss Donald Trump is just what he is: ex. How in the hell did you ever get this job? They must have expelled you from Lee company. Get a lawyer and get a clue, and please learn something about law and laws. Everyone in politics and around here know who you are! Stop trying to read and follow Donald Trump’s racist playbook. You did one blunder after another. First of all the Black Lives Matter people wanted to just talk to you. Now you ran and hide like a scared little child playing hide and go seek. I guess you didn’t have the (brains) to talk to them or just maybe your (sheet) would get in the way, huh? Well guess what, your ex boss, who is perpetuating the (BIG LIE). He hid in some hole in a building in D.C. The next crazy ass blunder (you did was) buying all those pesticide sock masks. That was a disaster, wasn’t it? Last summer was a complete disaster for you. If you ever repent of your racist ways, and pull that (sheet) off your face, maybe you could get things done.

Back to the sock pesticide masks, next time get someone who knows about these things to handle it. You know with your limited know-how and governing, you didn’t have a clue about this sort of thing. All those masks were good for was expelling bugs. People wanted to be protected from the virus, not being sick from those damn masks. Next time, get a clue. Next time you call yourself a governor, make sure you’re in a comedy club. The only thing I see you’re good at is passing stupid laws that do nothing but hurt us and divide us more. I know what you want to be, you want to be another deceased governor like George Wallace.

I got some late breaking news for you, Bill. This is Tennessee in 2021, not Alabama in the 60s. So just stop it. Y’all Republican governor got a call from ex (Big Lie) Trump every two weeks. He schooled y’all on what to do or say during his re-election campaign. Did you get your assignment every two weeks? By the way, why don’t you want the children and teachers and educators to talk about racism in the school? What are you afraid of? Over 350 teachers, educators, and parents are urging you to veto HB-580/SB-623 bill. Veto the bill, Bill.

Now, about not having a permit to carry firearms is wrong. Ill-advised and plain dangerous. You’re turning this state into a modern day “dark city” where everyone have a gun, even the mentally impaired. Do you ever watch the news, man? You meeting with your buddies plotting to pass another bill or law that don’t make no sense.

You need to watch the news very carefully before considering passing any other bill or law. What were you thinking? By the way, the NRA, National Rifle Association, are you getting a kickback from them or are you doing this to appease them? Last but not lease, your (racist buddy) — Lt. Cov. Randy MaNally need to also take the (sheet) off of his face. We can see you, Randy. He said, and I quote last summer, ‘if the Black LIves Matter people defund the police and when they call when the police won’t come, then we would come and get you very angrily. Is this racist Lt. Governor threatening people now?

Well what do you expect.? Birds of a feather flock together. Hmmmmmm, we can see you in the dark even though y’all got y’all (sheets) on.

The Right thing to do

BY JOHN H.

I walk out my front door, I start to pray

Lord please keep me safe as I walk with you today

As I sit at Harding & Granny White, for each car that stops by, give me a part of you to give to them to brighten their day and a better way to serve you. Lord these things I ask in you sons name, Amen.

Ya see in the days we live in now, I can’t just depend on John Henry that I’ll return home safe and in one piece. Statistics say most accidents happen with two blocks from home. So in getting home safe and whatnot I put my hope and all my trust in Jesus.

Many have asked, why don’t you get a real job. I’ve never told anyone this but the real answer is; Money don’t mean a lot to me. Neither does a car, a apartment, and many of the things many wealthy people have. I worked all my life and the thing I did like was taken away. So I decided to give it to Jesus. Serving Jesus to me is the most important. Aint getting no younger, may as well let Jesus have whats left. But what I don’t understand is why would a person even consider such? Where are their hearts? I could never ask someone to stop doing God’s work and go on to something else. It’s worst than putting a gun to a person head and pulling the trigger. There’s no scripture to Justify such a thing.

Does it really make sense, to stop serving God the way he likes and find a ten maybe twelve dollar a hour job which you’ll still struggling. Many don’t know, I made this type money 40 yrs ago. Why should I go back to that chapter? Would love to have my life back. I guess its the way our country designs our way of life, (for some.)

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