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rawford Avenue smells like spaghetti. It’s Friday night and the sun has just set, sucking the last light from downtown Norman. Only late-night cafés and bars illuminate Main Street now. That, and the multi-colored disco lights boiling over from Crawford. The streets are eerily empty, kept company mostly by the howling wind. Cars packed with college kids are starting to pass on their way to the next party. Meanwhile, a handful of suits clamor about, heading home after finishing an obligatory business dinner. Suddenly, people arrive. They step out of their cars, holding tubs of pasta and bottles of beer, and make their way toward Crawford — the downtown side street two blocks from the railroad tracks. With the week’s accumulated stress behind them, they have only one thing on their minds now: church night. The door to the city’s new venue-turned-church stands ajar. The silence of the street is broken by the deep bass emanating from inside, enticing believers and misfits alike. Painted eyes goggle down at them as they enter the place of worship with colanders on their heads. Welcome to the First Pastafarian Church of Norman. *** “What if we offer baptisms?” someone suggests. Eleven out of the around 25 crew members gather in a circle one week before the Norman Music Festival to plan the best way to attract more people to their church that opened last October — the first of its kind. “Wait, so how exactly would we want to do that? Are we just going with the colander?” their leader
asks. “Yeah, the idea of dipping people in a kiddie pool filled with noodles is gross,” someone else laughs. It’s decided. Colander baptisms it is. Pastafarianism, a religion with growing media attention, worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster, believes humans evolved from pirates and that heaven has a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory. The church is a world religion that, according to its website, has existed in secrecy for hundreds of years but just recently entered the mainstream spotlight. And its entrance is causing quite a commotion. The baptism that the Norman crew debated is actually a part of a broader Pastafarian tradition. The ceremony consists of holding a colander, preferably gold, over someone’s head and chanting the Pastafarian Commandments, which go something like this: 1. Don’t litter. 2. Wear deodorant. 3. Always shower. 4. Don’t be an asshole. 5. Less upsetti, more spaghetti. 6. Don’t be a meany, eat fettuccine. “The first night I came here, I was baptized,” said Hannah Anvar, an OU sophomore and crew member of the First Pastafarian Church of Norman. “They put a colander over my head, and we did the whole nine yards.” No one from the church can exactly remember how many commandments there are because they keep adding to it. The latest one that the crew is considering adding is: Always finish your beer. “We really just add to the list as we need to,” Anvar said. She’s been hanging around the church since January, three months after its opening.
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Co-founders stand in front of the First Pastafarian Church of Norman on Wednesday. Some of the Pastafarians’ Commandments are: don’t litter, wear deodorant and always shower.
Elizabeth Odors and her husband, Sky Oak Red Rock Thomas Aq u i na s, a re a l s o b ap t i z e d Pastafarians and members of the Norman congregation, not to mention the first couple to have a marriage ceremony in the church.
“Everyone we’ve talked to who’s come, they’ve really enjoyed it because it’s just so laid back and it’s a lot of community and hanging out with likeminded people.” ELIZABETH ODORS, CHURCH MEMBER
Odors said her husband got involved with the church through
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an invitation from a friend. Then she joined. Then they got another friend to join. Then another. “It’s like a snowball effect,” she said. “Everyone we’ve talked to who’s come, they’ve really enjoyed it because it’s just so laid back and it’s a lot of community and hanging out with like-minded people.” *** Pastafarianism gets served a lot of criticism on its plate, with people claiming it is a satire created simply to mock religion and keep creationism out of public schools. Even on the Norman Pastafarian church webpage, there are comments like: “I’m not going to play there because it mocks my faith and the Creator of the universe,” musician Ed Crunk said. “This has to be a big joke,” Rean Henderson Lackey said. However, Pastafarianism has already been legally recognized as a
religion in Poland, the Netherlands and New Zealand, where the first legally recognized Pastafarian wedding was performed this month. Meanwhile, a federal judge in the U.S. ruled that the church is not a real religion. OU professor and religious studies scholar Mara Willard disagrees. She looks at Pastafarianism as being something that has strong potential for being taken seriously in her field of study. Willard has a doctorate from the Harvard Graduate School of Arts and Sciences and specializes in religious and political thought in many areas. She said that, although she has a few questions, if she were sending her students to do site visits, she would absolutely support them visiting the Pastafarian church. “I would take it seriously,” she see PASTA page 2
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