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Abby Zimmerman The art of Yoga Being mixed race Things to do in winter

Letter from the Editors: Woo! The second issue of The Eyrie is finally here--we know you were waiting on the edge of your seat for it. We had so much fun writing this holiday-themed issue, and we hope you’ll have just as much fun cuddling up to read it during your break!

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ith the rise of online shopping, malls across the nation have seen a decline in traffic. At the Eden Prairie Center, this is particularly evident amongst teenagers. “I go to the mall less than 10 times a year,” said junior Julia Brown.

The Eden Prairie Center has undergone many changes in the past year. AMC Theatres underwent a $6.5 million renovation earlier this year. Updated movie playing systems, automated box offices, and more were added to the eighteen-screen theatre.

Crave, which serves American cuisine and sushi, replaced Biaggi’s in November, and Melt & Burgers, which will serve burgers, sandwiches and fries, will move into the food court soon. VR Junkies and My Pillow also opened recently.

In August, Sears announced the closing of its Eden Prairie Center location. Liquidation began in early September, and the store officially closed in November. In September, the owners of the Eden Prairie Center purchased the over 204,000 square foot building space once occupied by Sears.

According to Shannon McNamara, the Eden Prairie Center’s Marketing Coordinator, there is a lot of interest in the former Sears space. “One option is a large destination type retailer and another is breaking the property up into several smaller shops and restaurants,” said McNamara.

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square foot, two-level space houses over a hundred businesses.

In 2015, the mall had over 12 million visitors. But with the rise of online shopping, the Eden Prairie Center, like many other malls, has seen a traffic decline, especially in the teen market.

“Through research it is clear that the 16-25 age group prefers to spend less on clothing and more on electronics, entertainment and dining,” said McNamara, “Because most malls have a majority of fashion retailers, this has caused a decline in traffic with that age group.”

Many students expressed that they visit the Eden Prairie Center less often than in the past, for various reasons. “They don’t have as many of the trendy stores as before,” said Brown. Junior Rekha Claus visits the mall around six times a year.

“Nobody really goes to the movies anymore because you can get it all on your computer, there’s online shopping, and the Eden Prairie mall doesn’t have a very good selection of stores for teenagers,” she said. Claus suggests adding stores like Pac-Sun and Forever 21 while Brown wants Hollister back.

“Eden Prairie Center has been adapting to offer more entertainment and dining experiences that the 16-25 age group are seeking,” said McNamara. This includes the AMC Theatres renovation, the addition of Crave and Melts & Burgers, and looking into additional dining options. Like the changing interests of their teen market, the Eden Prairie Center is also changing.

Mental health counselors join staff

BY OLIVER TAYLOR Whether a student is having issues with friends, family or academics, they now have someone to talk to in the building. A student should go to the Student Center East to speak to their counselor and based off the issues they describe, they will be filtered through the new system to receive the support necessary.

“This is a pretty high performing school, it’s very competitive academically and there are a lot of positive and good things about that, but some kids feel stressed just to keep up,” said new social worker Steven Banks.

Starting this year, EPHS are implementing a new system to aid students in all their academic and social needs. By subtracting a counselor and adding a social worker and psychologist, a student to approach any trusted adult with any issue and they will be allocated whichever level of support is necessary. “We are trying to a build a more compressive, multi tier response to students emotional and social needs,” said Principal Conn McCartan.

Meg Bennett, who is new to EPHS and takes the role of the school psychologist, can be found in Lakeside. “We work to identify the difficulty or area of difficulty that the student is having and then our goal is to create, as Mr. McCartan said, different levels of support,” said Bennett.

The counselors and social workers are working in tandem, with counselors focusing on academic affairs and social workers primarily dealing with emotional issues. Banks has personal experience with some of the matters that high school kids have to deal with. “I had significant issues with depression and anxiety and I struggled in school because I didn’t have anyone to talk to,” said Banks.

Despite the stigma surrounding approaching adults for help in a school environment, this new system allows for students to receive help in a distinct way that has been specifically catered to their issue. “As a psychologist, my belief is that people in general, students, cannot achieve their potential if they are not healthy mentally and physically. I also prioritize mental health before prioritizing academic achievement. The person has to be healthy,” said Bennett.

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Saying goodbye to retiring business teachers

BY ELIZABETH BUSE After decades of teaching at Eden Prairie High School, Jim Eisenreich and Laurie Engel are retiring from the business department at the end of the term. Even though they are leaving us, they will miss the school spirit, the students energy and the environment at EPHS. After twenty years at the high school, Jim Eisenreich retires from the business department and plans to work full time with his own business. He is looking forward to getting back into the business world with old clients and friends.

One of his favorite things he did at EPHS is the business partnership with Iowa University that he created for students to receive college credit through business. He will always cherish the chance he got to create the program. Eisenreich thinks this is a great program that will benefit kids so much. He will pass on

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Laurie Engel and Jim Eisenrich taught at EPHS for a combined 52 years

Jim Eisenrich this opportunity at Eden Prairie for many students that come.

While Eisenreich is sad to leave all of his students and staff, he is excited to work his own hours from home and make new connections with adults in the real business world. He said, “I have always enjoyed the staff and students here, connecting with more students each quarter.”

In addition to Eisenreich, EPHS says farewell to Laurie Engel in the business department. After working as an accountant for five years, Engel taught business for 32 years in all. She loves the connections that are built between students and teachers here. Engel says, “Everyone is connected like a family, a family you want to come to work everyday to.”

Some of her favorite things are the positive attitudes of students in class and how she can always laugh and have fun. She will miss greeting kids in the hallways and all of the people she has met. Advice she has for her students moving forward is to be open and loving towards everyone they meet.

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Listening to old music

BY CARTER AAKHUS

New music is traditionally thought of as what most students listen to. However, nowadays, people seem to care less about what is new and popular and more about the music that matters to them personally, which may lead them to discovering and enjoying music from before they were even born.

Senior Sophia Manicor is drawn to songs with more complexity and meaning. “I guess I like lyrics that are more complex,” said Manicor. “I also just like a lot of the sound of older songs from bands like the Beatles.”

“I prefer old music for having a raw and creative sound.

Modern pop is very bland and predictable,” said sophomore Zach Mitchell. “Popular musicians don’t take risks anymore.

A lot of music from the 60’s was about Vietnam and most music now is about partying and breakups.”

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That’s not to say that people who enjoy older music don’t also like some new music. “I wouldn’t say I necessarily prefer older music, I also listen to rap. My music definitely varies. I don’t just stick with what is new,” said senior Amir Adan.

Parents influence students’ taste in music. “My dad has a very wide taste in music,” said Zach Mitchell. “He exposed me to a lot of music, and from there, I explored and found what I like.”

“Sometimes I will encourage my kids to listen to songs that I think are great. My parents had no influence at all on the music I listen to. They mostly listened to big band music and vocal groups from the early 50’s,” said English teacher Rob St. Clair. “When I was growing up, you didn’t want to be like your parents. Parenting and music that parents listened to then was much more conservative. The easiest way to rebel was to listen to rock and roll. I definitely think that the relationship between students and parents has changed, we share a lot more culturally.”

Perhaps why students in the 21st century listen to a much wider variety of music than students from the 1950’s or 60’s would have is because there wasn’t nearly as much variety back then. Rock and roll music was invented in the 50’s and before that there was classical music, jazz, blues and country music. Those genres of music didn’t generally cater to particular audiences with meaningful, relatable lyrics discussing politics, sexuality, race etc.

Rock music paved the way for multiple new genres and artists from all sorts of backgrounds and cultures to sing about whatever was on their minds. Musicians like The Beatles, Bob Marley and Led Zeppelin have all been listed as influential by “Rolling Stone” and various top ten lists.

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REVIEW:

Music for the vibers

BY ADAM CHAO

I've got the music for the vibers, I've got the music for the vibers," drones Isaiah Rashad on his debut album "The Sun's Tirade." This line captures the essence of the 25-year-old Chattanooga native's sound: chill, laid back, and soulful. Rashad first gained attention when he signed with hip-hop powerhouse Top Dawg Entertainment, home to artists such as Kendrick Lamar and ScHoolboy Q. Much of his music is inspired by his early life living in an impoverished town in Tennessee. After a nearly three-year hiatus, Rashad has returned with the A positive undertone highly-anticipated,“The Sun’s Tirade,” which followed to the hardships that his critically acclaimed debut mixtape, “Cilvia Demo.”

Rashad faced Although I liked this album less than Cilvia Demo, it still had much to offer.

The rich instrumentals provide a positive undertone to the hardships that Rashad faced. Rashad’s effortless flow lends a nice, dreamy sensation to the project.

While this style is one of Rashad's defining characteristics, it can also be one of his biggest weaknesses. His voice and distinct production are similarly present across the album, causing some tracks to blur together. This is especially present towards the back half of the album “The Sun’s Tirade” discusses Rashad’s various life struggles. He is very honest

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in portraying his struggle with substance abuse, which led to a downward spiral of depression. The track “Stuck in the Mud” depicts Rashad’s depression and his sense of hopelessness. The lyrics “Pop a Xanny, make your problems go away” and “So if they GRAPHIC FROM CREATIVE COMMONS pull up to the side, I ain’t duckin’ no more” show Rashad’s emotional numbness.

These habits highlighted in the opening skit of the album nearly got him kicked out of TDE. In an interview Rashad once said that things got so bad with pills and drinking that he destroyed his stomach lining. After that, the 25-yearold got sober and slowed down his usage.

Another common theme of this album is being stuck at a creative impasse, which was fueled by Rashad’s drug addiction. On the track “Wat’s Wrong,” Rashad says, “Sometimes I get so ahead of myself/ Feel like I'm runnin' in circles/ Oh and I'm just holdin' onto my breath I need smoke just to exhale.”

“The Sun’s Tirade” is a moving journal of Rashad’s journey through addiction, creative difficulties and depression. Rashad is scheduled to perform at 7th St. Entry, Minneapolis, on January 19 as a part of his “Lil Sunny Tour.”

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REVIEW:

Aliens arrive, and so does a good movie

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BY CARTER AAKHUS

love the science fiction genre and most of the movies in it. Some are original and memorable, others are the exact opposite. “Arrival” is a film that is both original and unoriginal. It features a unique vision of the commonplace alien invasion movie.

“Arrival” is director Denis Villeneuve’s fourth major film. He previously directed 2013’s “Enemy,” “Prisoners” and last year’s “Sicario.” His films are known for being odd and interesting takes on films with very common plots. “Prisoners” was an investigative thriller, “Sicario” was a crime drama about Mexican cartels and now “Arrival,” which is a sort of alien invasion film.

Amy Adams, the star of “Arrival,” plays Louise Banks, a linguist. When twelve mysterious alien ships appear across the globe, she is hired by the military to

communicate with the aliens and find out why they came to Earth. What follows is a slow moving yet extremely interesting movie.

However, the two strongest components of “Arrival” are its cinematography and writing. The screenplay by Eric Heisserer takes time to develop the characters and situations. Near the end of the film, the reason that the aliens arrived is explained, and it is extremely interesting and original. I would see this movie based off of the great ending alone.

The cinematography is fantastic. A lot of the angles give a sense of a very large scale. The scenery shots of the alien ships surrounded by fog are jaw-dropping.

The way the events in this movie play out are also very realistic. Most of the movie is spent trying to translate the alien language and symbols. Also, riots occur around the world as people are panicking and

Review:

Level up with Civ VI

BY SAWYER HILT

Sid Meier’s Civilization VI is the newest installment in Sid Meier’s Civilization strategy-based game series.Sid Meier’s Civilization is a series of games which is similar to the game of Risk, except much more complicated. Players can play online with friends, each playing as separate countries, or offline against AI’s, or computer-generated players.

Introducing sharper, more artistic graphics and additions to the victory system, Civilization VI features one of the biggest upgrades since the original game. Veterans of the game will notice that while the idea of the game is very much the same, many of the key features of the game have been altered and the pacing of the game has been adjusted.

In the second most recent game in this series, Civilization V, the pacing in the beginning of the game is very slow. Building up cities in the beginning often only requires one or two actions per turn, whereas in Civilization VI each turn often requires up to five actions. This makes the beginning of the game much more engaging than it was in previous installations of the game.

Religion plays a larger role in Civilization VI as well. The path to religious vic-

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looting stores. A sense of uncertainty and worry is present throughout.

The last great thing about “Arrival” is the theme of global communication and working together. Twelve ships are stationed across the world; every country that has one works with each other to figure out what the aliens are saying and what to do if they are hostile.

Despite the film’s great strengths, it isn’t perfect. Some of the scenes are slow-paced where they shouldn’t be. The first time that the scientists are shown entering the alien craft, it seems to last for about five minutes. The most interesting part about the movie is that the majority of it is spent deciphering alien language, but more should have been happening than that.

I would recommend “Arrival” to fans of the genre or anyone looking for something thought-provoking.

tory, which is only available in Civilization V in an expansion pack, allows players to found a religion and spread it among the countries. Once at least 50% of citizens in all countries have been converted to a religion, a victory is achieved.

One veteran of the game, senior Daniel West, said, “You have to expand your cities much faster, and found new ones to stay relevant in the game.” A typical Civilization V capital city would have a population of around 30 at the end of the game, whereas in Civilization VI it is not uncommon to have a capital city with over 50 population by the end of the game. While at first it is fun to expand your cities, it can quickly become a grind to produce new buildings, and build farms every turn.

Barbarians are also a much larger force in the beginning of the game than they were in previous versions. It is not uncommon to have your capital city attacked by barbarians multiple times within the first fifty terms. This can create a frustrating start for those who prefer more peaceful gameplay, and it also forces players to build up their military early on.

Another large difference between Civilization V and VI is the lack of unit maintenance costs in Civilization VI. In civilization V, unit maintenance costs were a large factor that influenced how many units a player chose to create. Unit costs could contribute to bankruptcy in a civilization, and often drained resources. However, in Civilization VI, unit costs have been completely eliminated. The effect this has is that players can now build a nearly unlimited number of units while facing no penalty other than the original production cost required to create units.

Civilization VI features one of the biggest updates since the creation of the original Civilization game.

Q+A

Audriana Snelling

BY ADAM CHAO

Audriana Snelling is a senior at EPHS who has been making art ever since she was young. She mostly specializes in sketches and drawings, but experiments with paintings. She uses her art as a medium to express her feelings through graphic art. Snelling hopes to one day make a comic book or some sort of graphic novel.

Q: When did you start making art?

A: Ever since I was little, I was always

drawing and coloring and my mom would tell me “You have to draw in between the lines in the coloring book.” I would always purposely color outside the lines. I wouldn’t even draw in the picture, and she would get really mad at me.

In fourth grade, I would make comics for everybody and they would pay me like a quarter. And it was stupid because I thought it was so great. When I got two dollars, I thought I was so loaded. As I got older, it just grew into like an activity and hobby. Kind of like a pastime.

Q: Is there anything particular that you

like about blood?

A: No, not really, I just find it nice; it’s aesthetically pleasing Q: How has your art changed over time?

A: In the fourth grade, I would draw comics of weiner dogs and then all the sudden like back in like 9th grade it was really realistic and now it’s like cartoony.

Q: Do you hope to make a statement with

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A: Maybe someday I could do a huge painting just to make a statement, but most of my art is just doodles. I don’t really do anything that’s supposed to make a statement. Sometimes when I really feel like it, I will, but I don’t share it with anybody.

Q: What does art mean to you?

A: It’s just a way to express yourself.

Q: What do you make on your own?

A: Probably just a stupid, vulgar, little

Q: What inspires your art?

A: Emotions and music really help me

You can take your anger out. Take some feelings out and color it in. “Instead of punching a hole in the wall, you can draw a picture of someone being like decapitated.

Q: What do you like to draw?

A: Mostly, I’ll draw random people; a lot of it’s gory.

Q: What do you like to draw A: Sometimes it’s just a normal picture

and other times it’s just like a guy with his arms being cut off ”

Q: What’s your favorite thing you’ve ever created?

A: I painted a picture for my friend for her birthday, and it’s a guy with his head exploding off

drawing that’s just out there and really like “woah” and pops out. It might look a little offensive, but if you look into it, it’s really not offensive at all.

Q: What inspired your style?

A: Watching several cartoons as a kid.

I’ve seen a lot of animated movies. It’ll probably change; It changes a lot.

Q: Why do you like to draw cartoons

over realistic art?

A: I don’t know; I could probably draw realistically, but I guess it’s a little easier for me to identify that are a little more cartoony. It’s less serious.

Q: Plans after high school?

A: MCAD (Minneapolis College of Art and Design) or community college or stout. I want to do stuff with art.

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ight years ago, sophomore Abby Zimmerman was in the car with her mom when her mom asked her if she wanted to do anything nice for others. Zimmerman, then just a second grader, promptly replied that she wanted to make blankets for people in need. Since that car ride, she has made over 600 tie blankets.

Zimmerman began to make blankets with just a little help from her parents. “I just figured it out,” she said. She usually makes them for kids in the Children’s Hospital, but she has also given them to others in need, like acquaintances who are sick or going through a hard time.

A lot of work goes into each blanket. First, Zimmerman buys fleece fabric, and her aunt cuts the fabric to the right size.

Zimmerman cuts five-inch strips from the ends for the ties and then cuts and ties the blankets. It usually takes about 45 minutes to make one, and she tries to make two to four blankets every week.

Although she typically makes the blankets with her family, she also occasionally has blanket-making parties with friends.

Zimmerman tries to deliver blankets as often as possible, and she always delivers blankets during holidays. Her most recent delivery was during Thanksgiving break. Zimmerman said that the hospital really likes when there are blankets during the holidays because it helps a lot with the kids.

Zimmerman does not get to meet the patients when she delivers blankets, but last year, she met a recipient of a blanket. The girl and her parents told Zimmerman that the kids and their families at the Children’s Hospital really appreciate the blankets. “It means a lot more than I would think. They’ve seen families when they’re actually crying because they’ve gotten blankets for their kids from someone else,” she said.

Through blanket-making, she has not only helped others but grown as a person. “I’ve always been such a caring person and I love to help out with other things,” Zimmerman said, “but this has really helped me to grow as a person because it helps me be more kind and be more generous to other people, and I feel like I can do more and I help out a lot more people.”

Zimmerman plans to continue making blankets and helping others in need. She also wants to get more people involved in blanket making. “I’m going to keep going with it, and I’m going to try to get others to join me and help with it,” she said.

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Profile: Superintendent Curt Tryggestad

Tryggestad wins Superintendent of the Year

BY TALA ALFOQAHA From a band director of 16 years to a superintendent of Eden Prairie Schools, Dr. Curt Tryggestad has continued to bring his expertise and passion for education into his management.

Only five years after moving to Eden Prairie Schools, Tryggestad was named the 2017 Superintendent of the Year by the Minnesota Association of School Administrations based on a criteria that evaluated leadership, communication, professionalism and community involvement. “It’s very humbling,” said Tryggestad of the distinguishment, “because I know, and I’ll say it to anyone who’ll listen, that the reason I was chosen wasn’t necessarily my work but our work as a district and community.”

Although moving from a high school band director of to a secondary principal then a superintendent of a school district may not appear to be a career’s natural progression, that is exactly what Tryggestad did. In his eyes, “Being a superintendent isn’t that different from being a band director.”

Born in Wisconsin, Tryggestad grew up in a musical family, with a mother who taught piano and a father who enjoyed singing. By recommendation of his school band teacher, he became a tuba player, an experience which he called transformative that led him to perform classical solos on the statewide level.

After a brief stint as a TV repairman, Tryggestad returned to his high school passion and became a band director. He also received a doctorate in Educational Leadership and a master’s degree in Music: Conducting and Literature from

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St. Cloud University, as well as a bachelor’s degree in music from Luther College.

So far as superintendent, Tryggestad spearheaded the implementation of the one-to-one initiative, which gave each student from elementary school through high school access to an individual device and resulted in one of the most extensive digital programs in the nation. The proposal was originally met with some apprehension from those who preferred a more traditional approach to education, according to Tryggestad, who has continued working to break down barriers and familiarize staff and parents with the program.

“To not adapt to what you [students] need would be criminal,” said Tryggestad. “It’s no different than a slideroll or calculator or encyclopedia.

It won’t do anything for you unless you use it well.”

He also assisted in passing the 2014 referendum that prevented existing funding to Eden Prairie schools from expiring.

Previously, Tryggestad worked as a secondary principal of Pine City Public Schools, a superintendent of Esko Public Schools, and a superintendent of Little Falls Community Schools. When transitioning to Eden Prairie Schools from districts with around 1,100 and 2,500 students respectively, size proved to be the biggest difference for him. Tryggestad explained that he initially grappled with the loss of personal communication and experience, yet soon realized that he would have to “trust others to do the work that you used to do yourself.”

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Success and stress Do they go hand in hand at EPHS?

Eden Prairie has an atmosphere of success. We are known to thrive in academics, sports and extracurriculars, but what about mentally? The Minnesota State Survey revealed Eden Prairie has a higher percentage of A’s comparatively with the rest of the state, but we also beat the average of mental health issues and percent of students who have contemplated suicide.

Around 12 percent of students have been treated for mental health on average in our school, There seems to be a correlation between the high stress nature of Eden Prairie and its negative impact on mental health. Students can feel high pressure to succeed (get into a dream college, work a part-time job, volunteer and participate in at least two extra-curriculars), and it’s exhausting. Being sleep deprived and stressed probably negatively impacts a student’s test scores, which causes more stress. This becomes a never ending cycle.

Although there is obviously other reasons students could have poor mental health including family or social life.

Statistically speaking, Eden Prairie is one of the best schools to attend, but Eden Prairie has an astounding number of students struggling with mental illnesses. The pressure of being in such a high performing school may be the cause of test anxiety.

Also is it really a genuine possibility that all issues apart from cyber bullying have gone down since 2013? There’s an overpowering stigma surrounding approaching adults at school for help, so it’s entirely possible that students are lying due to embarrassment.

Luckily, we are in a school where the pressure to be the best is acknowledged, and help for students has been increased this year. Two social workers and a psychologist are at our school ready to listen to our angsty teen problems and our more serious mental health issues. The separation between the counselors and these mental health professionals allow specific focus to be given to specific problems.

Here is an idea! Use the resource. Speaking about problems and anxieties to an adult may seem like a health class cliche, but it allows students to voice their problems aloud and come up with mature solutions.

Next finals week, before you even begin to panic that you are not good enough, take a step back. Sometimes you have to realize that you are attending a high performing high school, and that if you went to any other school, the grades you have would be just fine.

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even sometimes across the street.

It it so much harder to understand an individual’s death.

They had hopes and joys and fears and heroes and smiles, but this is all summed up in a number as a part of a statistic. This number is then reported in the facts that are so often skated over by the fears of individuals and the rhetoric of those assumed to know better. The individual behind this number is hidden, and most don’t try to change this.

This is obviously hard to alter, but the effort to understand the death of a fellow human has to be higher than that of one gorilla in a Cincinnati zoo.

We are rightfully sad and disturbed at roadkill we pass by while driving, or abused or abandoned pets. But, we need to remember the human atrocities that occur each day and internalize the problems that we rank as the top offenders on our moral compass. Recognizing every single human or animal death in the world is impossible, but it is possible and necessary to know that they exist.

Perspective is not a luxury, but an obligation. We need to remember to treat it as such.

Last May, a singular gorilla was killed in a Cincinnati zoo.

Presently, an estimated 470,000 people have died in the Syrian civil war. Omran Daqneesh, the bloodied young Syrian boy that captured the world’s attention in August, also became lost to the world’s memory since his photo emerged earlier this year.

Animals can hold a large role in an individual’s emotional stability and genuine happiness, but there is a line that exists between caring about your own personal animal companions and the children of the world. Just because somebody’s death is comprised in a number does not make them any less significant or deserving of need. Just because somebody is outside your personal world does not mean that they don’t matter.

Animals seem to transcend that barrier between the individual and the “other.” They are universal. A gorilla in one place is still a gorilla in another, but for some reason people don’t feel this way about fellow humans on the other side of the world, or

A perspective on death Differentiating between animal and human deaths

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To blaze or not to blaze Marijuana legalization benefits society

Legalizing pot would not fix anything

BY SAWYER HILT

BY ANNA LARIONOVA

With the recent legalization in the 2016 election of either a medicinal or recreational marijuana in seven states, the buzz surrounding marijuana has only increased. According to the Pew Research Center, support for marijuana legalization has risen to 57 percent.

In states such as Colorado, Washington, and Oregon, marijuana, or what many proponents may call cannabis, is heavily taxed, and in Colorado, all of the revenue from marijuana taxation is put towards education. In Washington in 2016 alone, $216 million of tax revenue was collected from recreational marijuana. In December 2015 in Colorado, 13.25 million dollars of tax revenue was collected and used for educational funding.

Clearly, the legalization of cannabis would be beneficial to both users and the general public. In addition to being non-addictive, marijuana is also a virtually harmless substance, and even the Drug Abuse Resistance Education or (D.A.R.E.) program no longer lists marijuana as a gateway drug. Marijuana is under no circumstance a gateway drug. According to Newsweek, while many of those who use cocaine, heroin, and other harder drugs often have used marijuana before, the vast majority of those who have used marijuana have not tried other drugs.

According to the Harvard Health Journal frequent users may experience short term respiratory issues including excess phlegm, bronchitis, and cough. However even these minor respiratory issues can be eliminated with the use of a vaporizer or edibles instead of smoking. And according to a study done by the University of Oregon use of cannabis by young adults and teenagers can cause long term cognitive and neuropsychological decline.

Though marijuana is proven to inhibit brain function in younger users, there is no evidence as of yet of cannabis causing brain damage to those who are in their early twenties or later. Marijuana, unlike alcohol, poses almost no immediate danger. Overdosing is also nearly impossible. In fact, there is no documented case of a death resulting from marijuana.

While it does not make much financial sense due to the cost of lacing marijuana, some smokers may come across laced or synthetic marijuana. Commonly cited substances which marijuana may be laced with are PCP, heroin, or synthetic marijuana. These substances can be very harmful and sometimes addictive. Legalization allows for the regulation of marijuana to ensure that the product is not laced, and create a safer product for it’s users.

Furthermore, the prohibition on marijuana has inadvertently contributed money to organized crime rather than legal dispensaries and government.

The simple fact about legalization is that marijuana users are not going to stop smoking weed because the DEA claims marijuana ruins lives. Ending the prohibition on weed would allow police officers to stop wasting their time and resources and on a virtually harmless substance.

The 2016 election sparked a renewed debate about marijuana among the American people. Although multiple states have taken the next step towards legalizing marijuana, the dangers of drugs have not changed.

Marijuana is a dangerous drug that should not be legalized for recreational use because of its longlasting effects on developing teenage brains, money, and health.

“Exposing parents to Marijuana is a schedule one drug, which the Drug Enforcement Agency classified as a drug legalized marijuana is that has a high potential for abuse. Because of trusting that teens this misuse, people are far more likely to spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on a suband children won’t stance that only harms them. use it, and teens Health risks are imminent among those who already struggle with regularly use marijuana. Smoking marijuana creates the same possibility for lung problems as alcohol.” cigarettes while also being mentally addictive.

Marijuana, a hallucinogen, is also a hazard to the children around them. Exposing parents to legalized marijuana is trusting that teens and children won’t use it, and teens already struggle with alcohol.

The cost of marijuana is more than just paying for the drug itself, too. Rehabilitation, health problems and mental illnesses all need to be treated and can be a direct consequence of marijuana use. There has never been a recorded case of death from a marijuana overdose, but there’s a copious amount of other risks that result from taking such a drug. Extreme consequences are not the case for everyone, but why take the risk? Making marijuana less accessible to those who don’t need it would only help.

Government regulation of marijuana would not be enough to weaken the black market. Because it would most likely be taxed, marijuana would be less accessible for people with a lower income or shortage of money due to drugs.

Dealers would still thrive by selling their own drugs to that population. The drugs that are sold in the black market have obscure sources and can be laced with other serious drugs, especially synthetics. It would never work.

Besides, marijuana use can lead to the abuse of other drugs. The National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse found that people who used the three main gateway drugs, alcohol, tobacco and marijuana, were 90 percent more likely to use cocaine. Although that is not always the case, it’s a big concern. The country is facing a drug crisis where prescription drugs are exploited and deadly drugs are destroying lives.

If there’s any way to prevent drugs from killing people, it’s worth it. Human lives are at stake.

Student opinions on recreational marijuana “There are irresponsible people who use it in the wrong way.” - Junior Maddie Bryhn “If tobacco is legal and so is alcohol, then I’d say that marijuana is just like those drugs.” - Freshman Kashish Sharma “The government shouldn’t put a ban on plants that grow naturally.” - Freshman Varun Saini [ 15 ]

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BY TALA ALFOQAHA of Middle Eastern sectarian and ethnic divisions only complicate As an American of Middle-Eastern descent, I’ve grown accustomed to hearing the Middle East referred to in a hyper-polit- things further.

The implication behind these hashtags seems to be that peace icized context, its numerous conflicts reframed and repurposed is a revolutionary idea not yet introduced to the uncivilized to fit whatever narrative immediately at hand. What I haven’t masses of the Middle East. Of course, no one chooses violence if quite learned to accept yet (blame it on the relatively recent rise peace is available, and the Arab Spring and ensuing unrest were of social media) is the well-intentioned American not random acts of violence perpetrated by a bloodthirsty popuTwitter, Facebook and, to a lesser extent, Instagram lace, rather a byproduct of decades of abusive regimes and legitidiscourse--usually limited to a catchy hashtag or mate grievances. Accepting phrases such as #peaceinthemiddleephrase--that surrounds the turmoil in this region. ast and #prayforpeace as a singularly valid means of addressing a Let me be clear: I, along with everyone else, tragedy creates a culture of slacktivism and insincerity. want #peaceinthemiddleeast. But regardless of how Instead of using social media to paint over the turmoil in well-intentioned and harmless this hashtag may seem, broad strokes of black and white, we should it betrays the huge disconnect between take advantage of the powerful platform our desires and our understandit offers and engage in meaningful diaing of the conflict. After every logue--and not just in regards to the new tragedy flares up Middle East. The #PrayFor movein the Middle East, ment has become a pervasive my timeline is presence on Twitter after all flooded with tragedies, yet these hashtags tidy hashtags have only succeeded in such as allowing people to absolve #prayforpeace, themselves of the respon#peaceinthesibility to enact any real middleeast, change. #prayforthYes, I realize there are eworld and worse things in the world becomes a than well-wishers, yet I breeding also believe that if the ground for profound and opportunity exists for us to thought-provoking questions better understand a situation such as “Why can’t we all just that affects us both from a huget along?” Good question, @ man and political perspective, Dory. Ignoring the fact that this we should seize it. So I suggest a inquiry is the intellectual equivalent new, slightly less catchy hashtag in of asking why someone struggling with lieu of #peaceinthemiddleast, entitled depression can’t just “be happy,” the unforCREATIVE COMMONS PHOTO #LearnAboutTheConflictInTheMiddleEastTotunate reality stands that at no point in human MakePeaceLessElusive. history have we all just “gotten along,” and centuries

“These hashtags have only succeeded in allowing people to absolve themselves of the responsibility to enact any real

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BY KATE STAGER Regardless of the effort for magazines to stop Photoshopping and airbrushing the photographs of women that fill their pages, more than half of women admit to Photoshopping parts of their bodies in pictures before posting them on social media. We need to step away from filters and retouching and accept ourselves.

This is easier said than done, though comparing ourselves to our edited selves is self-deceptive.

This creates a never-ending cycle of edits that conditions us to hide behind our photos in an effort to fit in with society’s view of normal or acceptable.

This is one of my biggest pet peeves because what these women do not understand is that the people who see these photos are your friends and family and people who see you every day. These people know that you don’t really look like that. So why do we continue to do it anyway? At the end of the day, accepting your real self will make you more confident overall, and who doesn’t love an independent, capable woman who don’t need no man?

Whether it is airbrushed skin, teeth-brightening, or even crooked objects in the background from trying to slim your body size or boost the booty, a photo is obviously edited.

Any assumption that the real version of you needs to be corrected and edited before deciding it is OK to put on social media implies to everyone around you - and more importantly, yourself - that you are somehow not good enough, or that there is something wrong with you. Newsflash!

There is nothing wrong with you. You should be proud of who you are.

Thanks, Obama

BY RACHEL JOHNSON

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Eight years of acceptance, change and, most importantly, the hope to make America great again has been the legacy of President Obama. Electing Obama twice into office were monumental steps forward in combating centuries of racism in this country. He has had a rather scandal-free time while in office, with nothing clouding his view on the issues facing the country.

Equality has been a cornerstone in Obama’s presidency. During his time in office, Obama has reformed a shamble of a healthcare system, covering millions who had not previously been covered, making it easier for young adults to remain on their parents’ insurance, and guaranteeing coverage for existing conditions. (Okay, it may not be perfect, but at least he tried).

He also has implemented the body cams on police officers to ensure equal treatment of all citizens when scrutinized by the law. He cannot go wrong with protecting both the officer from a liability suit and the citizen from an aggressive cop.

As a raging feminist, I am forever proud of this man. Obama nominated the first Latina woman, Associate Justice Sonia Sotomayor, to the Supreme Court and is the first president to have a Supreme Court with three women sitting on it during his time in office.

Obama has also shown his pragmatism on the subject of marriage equality. His stances evolved as he realized the need for a growth in civil rights. He opened the door for gay Americans to serve openly in the military without the fear of “don’t ask, don’t tell.”

In the beginning of 2008, the economy was kind of yucky. The country was heading towards ten percent unemployment. During his run, Obama has overseen the growth of thirteen million jobs and the rate of unemployment hovers around five percent.

Despite strong GOP obstruction of ideas, Obama stayed bipartisan by compromising until the all viewpoints were considered. Being a Democratic president facing a House and Senate run by Republicans seemed almost impossible, but his impeccable speaking skills compelled the Congress to pass several laws. How else would he have gotten a universal health care bill through?

I have grown up with a president I have respected through eight years. I may not have agreed with all the decisions or policies he has tried to implement, but I can rest assured the diverse voices of our country were heard.

THANKS OBAMA!

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America’s overlooked alt-cabinet

BY MUKUND VENKATESWARAN Though nobody really expected Trump to be in office, those who did expected more moderate selections for his cabinet. His appointments have caused great controversy even within the Republican party and include picks such as Stephen Bannon as chief strategist, Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State, and General James Mattis as Secretary of Defense. It seems as though Trump seeks to continue on with his anti-establishment government with interesting but intelligent choices for his cabinet. Although these picks are controversial, rather than immediately questioning their legitimacy, we should look at their merits and understand why they were chosen for the position.

Stephen Bannon is a leader of the infamous alt-right political movement.

Previously the chair of the conservative media site Breitbart News, Bannon was a chairman for Trump’s campaign and now moves on to serve as Trump’s chief strategist. Bannon is incorrectly labeled by liberal media as an anti-Semite and white supremacist due to his affiliation with the alt-right movement. Breitbart news publishes conservative views and articles that are backed up by facts. It is not a blatantly racist publication. Bannon and the alt-right movement should be seen as an advocate against current Republican establishment rather than being immediately labeled as racist. Serving as a chief-strategist, Bannon will be able to bring new perspectives to the Republican party.

Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson has been nominated for the position of Secretary of State in the Trump administration. Tillerson would be great in this position due to his massive business experience. Owning arguably the largest company in the world, Tillerson has great ties with foreign powers such as Russia. After signing a 2011 deal with the Russian oil company Rosneft, Tillerson has created positive ties with Putin and Russia that will aid the U.S. in foreign policy.

With ISIS becoming the large threat that it is, homeland security and defense has been a huge topic of this election. Who better to strategize defense than someone with a great deal of experience in the field? Trump has nominated the retired Marine general, James Mattis, to Secretary of Defense. Mattis has served over 40 years in the Marine corps, and is known as one of the best military strategists and leaders in his generation. Trump and Mattis support tougher stances on Iran, which Mattis believes to be “the single most enduring threat to stability and peace in the Middle East.” Bringing a great military leader into the position of Secretary of Defense will allow the Trump administration to better deal with threats like ISIS. By choosing the unconventional cabinet that he has, Trump and his administration will be able to offer a refreshed view on issues that have persisted for a long time. No matter your political affiliation, you should wish the best for the Trump administration and the future of America.

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What is cuffing season? Cuffing season is a phenomenon of figuratively and emotionally cuffing yourself to another person during the fall and winter months. People who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the word desiring to be “cuffed” or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed. Yes, this is a real thing.

As the thermostat rose this past spring, everyone shed their serious feelings for the fun and frivolity of easy summer loving.

Cuffing season is favorable to me because it’s that time of year when all you want to do is wear oversized sweaters and cuddle with your significant other, which is my favorite time of the year.

Isn’t that fun? It’s that time when you just crave physical and emotional affection to fill the void that opens up during the colder months.

Around Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas, people call it cuffing season on the account that they want someone to spend the holidays with and cuddle up next to and search for a significant other. Cuffing season is in full swing, but don’t let all this talk convince you that you need someone just because others think they do.

Potty mouth

BY EMILEE JACOBSON The girl’s bathroom is place for secrets, gossip and even a beauty salon for some. Whenever I walk in, I encounter a new source of information. While guys do their business and walk out the door, I feel that girls find a sense of comfort when walking into the secluded walls of the bathroom.

Girls in pairs come in together ranting of their problems, sometimes even making obnoxiously spoken phone calls while blocking the sink. The girl in the stall next to me sits crying on the phone to her boyfriend. Groups of three or four in the mornings will hover in front of the mirrors with a cardboard box filled with beauty products and just go on doing their thing. I stand behind them attempting to find a place to wash my hands - but this practical bathroom fixture has been turned into a make-up counter.

The bathroom isn’t just a girl’s bathroom anymore. It’s like every girl’s own personal haven. It’s turned into a refuge in the school where you can either be alone or just hangout with your friends. While it’s often annoying standing in the middle of two aggressively shouting friends, I can honestly say it’s my one version of entertainment during the boring school day. Sometimes I even find myself considering bringing a bag of popcorn to just observe.

Sometimes I think it must be nice to be a guy, but then I remember how they just go to the bathroom alone. I have the privilege of acquainting myself to three new girls and their personal lives every day. It must be so boring to just go to the bathroom and pee.

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BY EMMA SWANSON

Dear my group project partner, I really will miss our time together. We shared so many great moments this past week, like that one time where we sat in silence, staring at each other waiting for someone else to speak or to have an idea. Or all those other times that you would get up and leave to go to the “bathroom” and come back twenty minutes later laughing with your friends and holding a bag of cookies. Sooo funnn.

It was great sitting at home anxiously waiting for you to finish your part of the project. On Friday I was confident that we would get this done on time. We had all discussed earlier in class and knew what we were doing. Or so I thought.

On Saturday I was a little nervous but was still not that worried. We had a week in class to do it, and I had finished my part in that time. It was fine though, I was sure you’d get it done.

On Sunday night, when you still hadn’t even opened the Google doc (and yes I checked, you can do that you know) I started to get anxious. Where could you be? What could you be doing???

Okay, calm down. You are probably just busy with other homework, or a sport or a family gathering of some sort. I’m sure you will start the project soon.

Trying to calm myself, I went on Snapchat, going through snap stories, I saw yours: “Anyone wanna hang? So bored.” posted ten minutes ago... *Flips desk*

You are what you eat

BY ADDIE MARZINSKE

Lately I’ve been very disappointed in the lunches provided here at the high school and many people have complained about selection and quality.

For example, students are unsatisfied with the variety of meal choices they are being served especially for the price they are paying. The meal choices are the same every week giving students a limited selection for not only healthy, but preferred lunch options. When the old commons serves pasta two times a week, pizza or rotisserie chicken another day of the week and the choice of a sandwich wrap or a Caesar salad, which brings us to Friday which either serves Chinese food or a taco bowl depending on the week. Where is the variety? I’ve heard from students who have previously graduated talking about the salad bar the high school used to have and how great the selection was. Where did it go, and how do we get it back? I remember even Oak Point had a great salad bar with a wide range of variety.

The selection of food at the high school is too limited. We are eating the same thing every week. More so the selections aren’t even that good for you. They are heavy carb-based meals five days a week that only make students sluggish and tired. If our education is limited by the choices of meals being served to us, shouldn’t the school reconsider investing a littlemore into our lunches?

No hair below the eyebrows

BY ALLISON FENSKE Dealing with leg hair can be exhausting. When you happen to miss shaving one day, you feel like everyone around you is constantly eyeing the follicles at your ankles or around your knees.

You self-consciously pull down the hem of your jeans and cross your legs to hide the area you neglected to shave.

Why is this stress necessary? There seems to be looming expectations on women to be perfectly hairless on ninety percent of their bodies. Female body hair has gotten such a bad reputation in the last few decades, and for what reason? It’s not like hair on your legs or arms is unnatural; all girls have it. It’s not a secret. Shaving legs only began around the 1930s and women got along just fine before then with all the hair still on their bodies.

Shaving may make you feel clean and fresh, but it should not be a burden that keeps you from feeling good about yourself. Hearing girls complain, “I feel so gross, I haven’t shaved in three days!” is difficult to listen to. Why is it gross for your body to be carrying out a normal function?

There is nothing unhygienic about not shaving. It shouldn’t feel like an obligation but a way to make yourself feel confident whether you shave or not. Since it is your body, you get to decide how you take care of it.

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The survey is conducted every three years by the Minnesota Departments of Education, Health, Human Services and Public Safety. The responses were recorded by eighth, ninth and eleventh graders throughout Minnesota, and the topics range from sex, drugs, health and academics to family life. According to Principal Conn McCartan, some questions were purposefully asked in multiple ways to ensure the validity of responses.

Overall, our results are better compared to that of Minnesota. We have lower percentages of drinking, lower contemplations of suicide, less students in relationships with people that put them down and higher percentages of students who get mostly A’s. Many other categories also reflect this difference.

These results were unexpected to some, but not as surprising for others. McCartan said that people have an impression of Eden Prairie being a stand-up school for academics and extracurriculars, so he was not startled at the results.

He also mentioned that the results have changed over time.

“Since 2013, the trends in everything are better with the exception of student reports of cyberbullying,” said McCartan.

Eden Prairie provides a large number of opportunities for students to excel both in and out of the classroom. A higher percentage of students from our high school plan to attend a

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four-year college university compared to all Minnesota students.

Also, more Eden Prairie students think that the high school offers them a variety of extracurricular activities.

“We have so many things to get involved in and activities, so we’re less likely to go out and be mischievous,” said senior Tyra Ericson.

A negative effect of this pressure to uphold Eden Prairie’s reputation can be mental health problems. But, in most grade and gender categories, more EPHS students have sought treatment for their mental health issues than students statewide have. We also have fewer students who have contemplated suicide. McCartan attributed this difference to a solid health curriculum that promotes healthy choices.

There are also pressures other than school that affect the daily life of students, and the results are shown in the survey. Bullying due to weight, appearance and sex is still prominent at EPHS today. Behind the scenes, some students face going home to a family member who abuses drugs or alcohol. Others live with someone who abuses them with language.

Some students also face addictions of their own. Based on the survey, only 10 percent of EPHS juniors said they drank alcohol one or two times in the past thirty days. Some students interviewed said that number seems low. Although the survey is anonymous, some didn’t trust this enough to answer truthfully.

“I remember taking this in class and I don’t think you answer one hundred percent honestly,” said senior Hannah White.

Even so, the results still paint a compelling picture of Eden Prairie students.

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How Yoga improves the mind, body and spirit

Yoga mind, yoga life. An activity that strengthens your mind, body and spirit, yoga has become a very popular activity among every age in the past couple years. With its twenty different types of classes, varying from Vinyasa Flow, to Core Power Sculpt, to Hatha, there is a class for everyone. For example, Hatha yoga is a slow paced class that focuses on poses and breathing. While Core Power yoga is a full body, gym like workout with hand weights.

Junior Ellie Kronlokken says after the Core power classes she takes, she feels like she got a great workout and pushed herself to be stronger and healthier. Yoga is a full body workout that also calms your body and mind.

Senior Shayne Stockberger has been a certified yoga instructor at Yogafit in Excelsior for three years. She said, “I started teaching to help people find the passion for yoga that I was once introduced to.”

In the time that she has been instructing and attending classes, she has seen an increase of confidence in herself. She likes teaching

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because she can individualize the practice. Stockberger has stayed with yoga because she stays fit and it helps her keep a healthy mind frame by limiting anxiety and stress.

The purpose of yoga is to create strength, awareness and harmony in both the mind and body. Yoga has been proven to improve health, flexibility, mind strength and athletic performance. Also, it prevents workout injuries by stretching and honoring your body’s specific needs on a day to day basis. By building awareness to your body, yoga helps with stress, self esteem, and encourages self care.

Yoga is a great workout that benefits you in more than just physical health.

Junior Emily Johnson says, “It calms me down everyday and improves my mood after a stressful day of school.” She also adds, “When I am in a yoga class, I can forget for a little bit the worries of everyday life and just focus on my mind and body.” Many young adults in college and high school are taking yoga classes to stay in shape and free their mind at the same time.

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There are many places in Eden Prairie that offer yoga classes. Corepower Yoga is located on Viking Dr. and Flying Cloud Dr. Green Lotus Yoga is located off Mitchell Rd. and Lone Oak Rd. Lifetime Athletic in Eden Prairie offers daily Yoga classes of all types.

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BY SOPHIE BRANDSER At a young age young children begin to look up to older athletes as role models. It could be that they admire how graceful they are at dancing, or fast at swimming. Eden Prairie High School students are mentoring children who will be the future of our community in sports and activities.

BY OLIVER TAYLOR In the summer of 2006, the Boston Celtics were rumored to be pursuing a major star to pair with Paul Pierce to create a championship contending team. Luckily for them, the Philadelphia 76ers were dangling their own superstar, Allen Iverson, in trade talks. The polarizing Iverson had just come off a season wear he averaged a career high 33 points per game, to go along with 7.4 assists and 3.2 rebounds in 43.1 minutes per game.

The Celtics possessed budding talents Al Jefferson and Gerald Green, so they certainly had the players needed to make such a blockbuster acquisition, but the trade never happened. But, what if it had?

With Iverson on the team, the Celtics win more games and lose out on the 5th pick, which they flipped for Ray Allen. Furthermore, having already dealt Al Jefferson and Gerald Green to Philadelphia, the Celtics can no longer trade for Kevin Garnett, who instead is shipped to Golden State.

With Pierce in Boston, Allen in Seattle and Garnett in Golden State, the Los Angeles Lakers have a cakewalk to three straight championships from 2008 to 2010. The Cleveland Cavaliers establish themselves as the best team in the Eastern Conference in the absence of the real life Celtics, so LeBron James never takes his talents to South Beach. Meaning Dwayne Wade signs in Chicago.

With the Warriors now possessing Garnett, they win a small handful more games in every season. This is particularly alarming in the ’08-09 season, as the Warriors move down one spot in the 2009 NBA draft. The New York Knicks now possess the 7th pick in the 2009 draft and select Stephen Curry.

Heading into the ’10-11 season, the landscape of the league has completely changed. Paul Pierce is still on the Celtics, without a ring and having not come close to title contention. Kevin Garnett is on the Warriors, with a trustworthy sidekick in the form of Monta Ellis, but not much else. Ray Allen leads Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant in Oklahoma. Wade teams with Derrick Rose and Luol Deng in Chicago. Stephen Curry now resides in New York.

With one tiny change to history, the entire landscape of the league has changed. There is no part of life that is linear, everything has its own unique way of all turning out. Especially in basketball.

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Song said that her jobs can be hard sometimes because “You can’t use grown up logic with the kids.” Song said that children are smarter Jobs in this than one would field can be imagine. “They just convenient for have a very different high school perspective on the students because world” said Song. it works well with the sport or activity they Song does not plan on working with children are involved in. Jobs like these also work well as a career, but she could see herself working with high school students because the job is with them as a job in college. something that the student is confident in and good at.

Mentoring children can be a great way for high school students to work. Senior Sarah Senior Claire Song teaches swim lessons, Corder works as an assistant teacher at her and works as a tutor for kids. She describes dance studio. “It’s really fun to teach kids these jobs as enjoyable, and she said “It is because they get so excited about dance. I love amazing to see the kids learn and grow.” Her teaching, my job can be hard because I have to favorite thing about her job as a swim teacher deal with very young children. I love working

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is seeing her old students and having them show her new things they can do. Song never saw herself as a kids person, but she felt herself stepping out of her own perspective in these jobs.

1. Jack Jensen, sophomore, said “That game I was pretty heated and the ref and I disagreed on a lot of the calls being made, I was in the penalty box 4 times. Me and the team have one goal in mind: win the state championship and have fun while doing it.”

2. Laura Devine, sophomore, said “I think once we add in all the new skills we’ve been working on we’ll see higher scores. We’ve done pretty well for our first couple meets but there’s definitely areas for improvement. We’re working on form, confidence, and new skills. Once we improve those the team will do really well.”

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3. Nneka Obiazor, freshman, wants to continue playing basketball in the future. Nneka said “My goal is to play college basketball.”

4. Maya Zimmerman, senior, said “I like having a place where we can all work together to put a stunt together to show our hard work.”

5. Naomi Rogge, senior, said “I believe if we work hard and stay focused we will have a good rest of our season.

As for the state championship, we have the same goal and dream and we know the work that it required so we hope we can earn and achieve that again.”

6. Junior Ellie Kronlokken executes a turn set with her team. Kronlokken said “We have a really talented team this year, we are super excited to showcase that, and see where this season takes us.”

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We are many

BY INIKA SHETTY We are one? The blossomed message of unity extends across the fence in front of the South Entrance of Eden Prairie High School. In this proclaimed unity, there is something innately different in every staff member and student: their culture. Even more accurately: their cultures.

Being multiracial is becoming a commonality in society, especially at EPHS. The staff and students resemble cultures prevalent throughout the world. However, an abundance of people with mixed races and cultures face identity crises and question their place in society.

Junior Addie Rodriguez described her experience being half Mexican and half White and the difficulty in categorizing herself. “I don’t know if I am white or Mexican, if I look white or am Mexican, or how I should act Mexican and white,” Rodriguez explained, “I struggle with deciding who I am ethnically.”

Roughly 7% of the population in the United States is of mixed origin and the current growth rate of biracial families is three times faster than that of the rest of the population. Where is the middle ground for these individuals who struggle with determining a concrete identity for themselves?

“I don’t identify as white and black separately,” junior Audrey Hallen said, “I identify as an equal combination of both.” Hallen embodies both Jamaican and white cultures and has constantly answered questions about her cultural identity as being “both black and white.”

People can assume a lot based on appearance and stereotypes, Hallen commented. “If people see my dad they ask if i am adopted, but when people see my mom they just know because we look a lot alike,” elaborated Hallen.

Being multiracial may not be an identity conflict for many but simply a way of life combined under an American roof. “I feel like I have been living in an American household,” explained Senior Nick Ardakani on why he identifies as an American. Ardakani, who is half Norwegian and half Iranian, connects more with his Norwegian heritage but still associates with his Iranian culture.

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Sandra Johnson was born and brought up in the United States but spoke Korean at home. “It wasn’t just different ideas,” Johnson commented, “it was different upbringings they had and different attitudes they brought to raising me.”

“When I was younger I hated [being biracial] when I was in school I was the Asian one. When I was with other Korean people I was the white one and I never got to be just like everyone else,” Johnson explained.

However, “now I understand that it is a benefit and it makes you see the world in a different way. It lets you accept people more easily without having to think about it so much.”

Johnson has built off the positive aspects of her heritage and the natural opportunities that came with it to become a teacher. Being a biracial teacher has given her the ability to understand her students better as a minority and as a white woman, she said.

Though it may be a confusing situation to analyze, being culturally diverse is a positive characteristic for any individual. “It is really cool that I have never met someone who is white and Jamaican [. . .] I am learning new things about both sides of my family everyday,” said Hallen.

Rodriguez used to find the stereotypes accompanied with her Mexican culture and the mixed aspect of herself an uncomfortable reminder of her contrast to her peers. “I used to hate it, but now I have two cultures to love. Nowadays, everyone has a little bit of something,” she stated.

Today’s world is full of complex, diversified racial identities that have been crafted through years of migration and modern-day advances in travel. Being multiracial and multicultural is a challenge for many, especially when determining an identity. But we are all a combination of the new and the repeated, struggling to find a middle ground. And now majority of our new generation is not one distinct identity but many.

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joys of thrifting

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Shopping at thrift stores is a new way for people to get unique clothing and accessories at a lower price. It’s a great alternative to buying clothes from big-name name stores, which can often be expensive, for a lower price. “I started thrifting last year basically because I was broke and wanted clothes,” said senior Matt Nash, “I can usually find clothes that fit in with my style for cheap.”

Whether it is at Goodwill, Savers or a smaller shop, thrifters can find whatever it is that fits their needs, and some other things too.

“Some stores have a better selection than others, but you can find stuff anywhere you look. My favorite place to thrift is Savers,” said junior John Welsh.

Different thrift stores have different varieties and kinds of clothing. “I go to Turnstyle, Plato’s Closet, Buffalo Exchange and some other stores. Depending on what I feel like buying,” said Nash.

The diversity of clothing at thrift stores is appealing to high school students because they know that their style unique from their peers. It is also very unexpected what they might find while thrifting, they don’t have to know what they are specifically looking for.

“I don’t usually look for anything specific, I just kind of look around all of the sections and see what I like. My favorite thing that I bought was my mink jacket that I only spent ten dollars on.” In addition to that jacket, Welsh has also bought an 80s jacket and designed shirts, sweatshirts, and hats while thrifting.

Whether or not one decide thrifting is for them, its popularity has undoubtedly grown in recent months among the high school population. Thrifting is not for everyone, but it can be a cheap and easy way for some people to find clothing that fits their needs.

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A dazzling holiday adventure

BY ADDIE MARZINSKE When looking for somewhere to go with friends, check out Holidazzle, which is located in Loring Park in downtown Minneapolis. The carnival starts Friday, Nov. 25th, and goes every Thursday through Sunday until Friday, Dec. 23rd. If you’re looking for some place fun to hang out, but are tired of walking around the mall, Holidazzle features horse drawn carriage rides, outdoor skating, fireworks and movie nights. Come shop, eat and just be merry!

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Enjoy winter outdoors

BY ADDIE MARZINSKE When looking for a relaxed but exciting day out, stop by the Wells Fargo WinterSkate rink in downtown Saint Paul. The WinterSkate opens Saturday, Nov. 19th. and it is free. Skate rental is $4 a pair or receive one free rental by showing your Wells Fargo card.

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An exotic getaway for the day

BY ADDIE MARZINSKE Over winter break, go visit the conservatory at the Como Zoo. It’s open year round, the holiday flower show begins Saturday, Dec. 3rd, and runs until Monday, Jan. 2nd.

The winter flower show begins Saturday, Jan. 2nd, and ends Sunday, March. 7th. The holiday show is decorated with beautiful poinsettias and bright lights that really help get you into the holiday spirit! While there, be sure to look around the Japanese gardens and the fern room for a breathtaking experience.

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Dancing through time

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Wabasha Street Caves is a hidden gem among Minnesota activities. The Street Caves are located in Saint Paul and feature swing dancing Thursdays and weekly tours. The more well-known tours include: Winter Lights, Lost Soul, Caves and Graves and Saint Paul Gangster tour. The street caves are a historical time capsule that feature burgundy red dome roofs and white brick walls. On Thursdays, the caves are filled with old and young souls who comfortably dance in time with music embodying various decades. There are two separated dancing platforms within the building; one section for beginners and the main floor that is open to everyone.

Dancers hold no reservations when asking for a dance and staff are always willing to teach a dance lesson. The music that encompasses the atmosphere is played live by the Minnesota Jazz Orchestra, Beasley’s Big Band and other local musicians. Wabasha Street Caves offer a unique experience to discover more about Minnesota and local attractions.

Holidazzle Dates and Times Thursdays from 5 p.m. – 9 p.m.

Fridays from 5 p.m. – 10 p.m Saturdays from 11 a.m. – 10 p.m.

Sundays from 11 a.m. – 7 p.m.

Open Skate

Dates and Times Monday- Thursday: 11 a.m.– 4:50 p.m Friday - Saturday: 11 a.m.– 10 p.m.

Sunday: 11 a.m.– 8 p.m.

Christmas Eve: 10 a.m. – 3 p.m.

New Years Eve Open Skate:11 a.m. – 10 p.m.

Como Zoo

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Winter hours (October – March) 10am – 4pm

Wabasha Caves Dates and Times

The Wabasha Street Caves are open Thursdays for Swing Dancing: 6:00-10:00 p.m.

Cave Tours: Saturday11:00-12:00 a.m. & 12:00-2:00 p.m.

Sundays: 11:00- 12:00 a.m.

Thursdays: 5:00-5:45 p.m.

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BY MUKUND VENKATESWARAN When senior Caely Tietz has to rant about a teacher, college decisions, or life in general, she goes to fake Twitter and Instagram to talk about it. These so called “fake” accounts are being utilized as outlets for students to convey emotions and humor to a select group of friends that they will allow to follow the account. “It's private obviously because people put stupid things on there that they might not want the whole school to see as well as embarrassing things and it's just nice to be able to control who gets to see your tweets,” says Tietz.

Students are using “fwitter” and “finsta” accounts as outlets to post photos and say things that they don’t think would be accepted by a larger population. “It’s kind of therapeutic,” says Tietz, “but I don’t think people feel the need to have one.” Tietz also uses her accounts to rant and get input on decisions from close friends.

It serves the purpose of a communal force that just brings friends closer together. “I just think everyone bonds together with relatable thoughts and struggling times,” says junior Ethan Jones.

Because of the private function on Twitter and Instagram, other people have to request to follow you. It allows selective choice of who can see your posts “I got a Fwitter really early and remember making it because I thought that they were funny and I already had a finsta and liked it,” said Tietz., “It started as a joke but I think it’s evolved to have a greater sense of community.” Tietz enjoys sharing inside jokes and funny stories with her followers, but also uses it to rant about difficult situations she is put into or to ask for advice about certain matters.

Students seem more open to sharing things online than in person. This has allowed for social media to become more prominent in everyday lives. “I feel like most people have one becausethey can be more open and honest about how they feel about different things in their daily lives and I think that’s so important that people in our generation especially have a place to express themselves to their peers openly,” said Jones.

The privacy of fake accounts allow for a separate place away from the publicity of normal social media for students to talk about their daily lives. Students feel more comfortable knowing that they always have their fake Twitter and Insta-

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Personality quiz What type of shoe are you?

Keep track of your answers to know what type of shoe best fits your personality

BY EMMA SWANSON 1. What is one word you would use to describe yourself?

A. Sporty B. Stylish C. Adventurous D. Lazy E. Basic 2. What is your favorite food?

A. Sandwiches B. Steak C. Salad D. Pizza E. Fettucine 3. What is your favorite color?

A. Red B. Black C. Brown D. Neon pink E. White

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4. What is your favorite activity?

A. Running B. Jumping in puddles C. Going for walks D. Sitting E. Dancing 5. What is your favorite type of candy?

A. Milkyway B. Cookies and cream candy bar C. Junior Mints D. Reese's peanut butter cups E. Starbursts 6. What is your favorite season?

A. Fall B. Winter C. Spring D. Summer E. All seasons are great 7. What is your dream job?

A. Professional athlete B. Veterinarian C. World traveler D. Professional sleep tester E. Food critic Go back and see which letter you answered the most.

To view your results go to theeyrie.org and look for “Shoe Quiz”

Holiday DIY These DIYs make a perfect gift for the holidays

BY RACHEL JOHNSON Peppermint DIY Bath Bombs Smell like a candy cane.

Ingredients 1 Cup Baking Soda ½ Cup Cornstarch ½ Citric Acid ½ Cup Epsom Salt ¾ tsp. Water 2 ½ tsp. Melted Coconut Oil 8-10 Drops of Peppermint essential oil 2 hemisphere shaped molds work the best or any shaped mold A few drops of food coloring Steps 1.In one bowl, mix together Baking Soda, Cornstarch, Citric Acid and Epsom Salt with a spoon.

2.In a second bowl, mix together water, Coconut oil, peppermint oil ingredients.

3.Slowly add wet ingredients to the dry ingredients. Be careful to not pour too fast because it may cause a chemical reaction with the citric acid.

4.Once the mixture is the texture of wet sand, split the mixture in half.

5.Dye the mixture your desired color. Add pearl sprinkles for a little fun.

6.Fill each ½ mold until it overflows. Press the two sides together and let sit of one minute.

7.Lightly tap the mold and pull apart. Let the bath bomb dry for 24 hours before use.

(Disclaimer: Be careful if you have sensitive skin when using this recipe)

Ally tries to be funny Reviewing small spaces

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Sweet Victory

BY ALLY COTTRELL I have been in many small spaces. When I was young, I hung out a lot with my older brother (Jack) and neighbor (Jack). For fun sometimes, we would go around and see in which small spaces I could fit. Sometimes, though I don’t know why now, I would even propose them. I feel like a vague expert on the subject, no matter how pointless it may be.

To start off with a standard, cupboards are actually quite comfortable. If you go in on your side and tuck your knees into your chin, it’s strangely peaceful. It’s not great for long periods of time, but in comparison to the alternatives, it’s not bad. My kitchen has an island with a cupboard that, when the chair by it is tucked in, is almost invisible to the casual passerby. It’s also the candy cupboard, which is a nice plus.

Veering off a little from the beaten path, fridges are not a fun small space. One summer, Jack and Jack decided they wanted to see if any of us three could fit in the fridge. Being four years younger than them and therefore a considerably shorter person, I was the obvious candidate. We emptied out all of the food from the fridge within our garage and scattered the shelves and probably perishable food to be left in the hot air for an extended period of time.

Both of them stared at me. I shook my head. An excursion in the fridge wasn’t what I wanted to do with my day. But, since we had gotten that far I agreed that as long as they didn’t close the door I would go in and out just to say I could, indeed, fit. I took a tentative step in, and they closed the door.

That ten seconds of my life felt like forever, but after my profuse and unintelligible screaming, they opened the door. I scurried out and decided firmly never to do it again. (I did it once again about three minutes later). I would not recommend the experience. Fridges are nice when they give you food, but rather more malicious once you’re inside them.

On a more ironic note, whenever we played hide-and-seek, I was always “it.”

(One time they jumped out of a closet wearing Scream masks, and I just curled up in a ball, closed my eyes, and wished for them to go away. It’s actually quite telling of how I would fare in any kind of dystopian situation, but that’s a story for a different time.)

Winners of the 2016/2017 Eyrie cookie contest

BY EMMA SWANSON The winners of this year’s Eyrie Cookie contest are Estella Acevedo and Ceanna Cummings! The cookies were made to look like eagles with a marshmallow on top and an oreo on bottom.

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