The Pattaya Guide - March 2015 by The Pattaya Guide

CONTENTS HISTORY OF PATTAYA

USEFUL PHONE NUMBERS

LEARNING THAI

GETTING AROUND

PATTAYA MAP

JOMTIEN MAP

GOOD FOOD GUIDE

NIGHTLIFE GUIDE

KOH CHANG & KOH LARN

GUEST WRITER

PAGS

GUEST WRITER

ACTIVITIES GUIDE

GOLF GUIDE

HEALTH AND FITNESS

SHOPPING GUIDE

SERVICES GUIDE

VISA INFORMATION

REAL ESTATE GUIDE

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The Pattaya Guide is a monthly publication which is on display in many hotels, shopping centreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, restaurants and entertainment venues throughout Pattaya, Jomtien and Naklua. Created & Published by: The Pattaya Guide Company Limited, 482/14 Moo 10, Nongprue, Banglamung, Chonburi 20150 Email or Call us if you would like to be added to our distribution list Telephone: 085 945 9689 Email: thepattayaguide@gmail.com All contents of this guide are the copyright of The Pattaya Guide Company Ltd, all rights reserved. Reproduction, use of editorials and use of pictures in any manner is prohibited without written permission of The Pattaya Guide Co Ltd.

HISTORY OF PATTAYA Pattaya - Thailandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s capital of fun is a popular resort on the North Gulf Coast of Eastern Thailand, 150 km south-east of Bangkok. Once a sleepy fishing town, Pattaya first boomed as an R & R spot during the Vietnam War and has been a popular tourism destination ever since. Currently, Pattaya is booming and the opening of the Suvarnabhumi Airport has made visiting easier than ever. Pattaya is popular not only as a beach resort and for its entertainment, nightlife and shopping, but also for the broad selection of recreational activities it caters for, from golf and horseback riding to bungee jumping, karting and shooting - not to mention a wide variety of watersports such as scuba diving, jet-skiing, sailing, water skiing, windsurfing and kite surfing. Pattaya, unlike other beach resorts, shows no respite after sundown, Pattayaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nightlife is unique and fascinating with Walking Street, South Pattaya in the centre of it all. This is the most popular place to go amongst tourists and expats here you will find many go go bars, beer bars, discos, street entertainers and the odd ladyboy. Food is another one of the highlights of any trip to Pattaya. From giant prawns to spicy som tam salad, there is every imaginable cuisine here. Cajun, Chinese, Indian, Italian, English, French, Vietnamese, German, Russian and many more. Today Pattaya attracts annually more then a million tourists from all over the world. Pattaya provides high standard hotels, restaurants, sports, entertainment and shopping. It really has it all and a whole lot more. history of pattaya | THEPATTAYAGUIDE

USEFUL PHONE NUMBERS Pattaya City Phone Center

1337

Emergencies Police Emergency

191

Sawang Boriboon Foundation

038 222 474

1669

Tourist Police

038 425 937

1155

Pattaya Immigration

038 410 24

Police Station (Pattaya)

038 420 802-5

Police Station (Jomtien)

038 232 330-1

Police Station (Banglamung)

038 221 331

Fire Brigade (Pattaya)

038 425 943

Fire Brigade (Naklua)

038 221 000

Hospital (Bangkok- Pattaya) Hospital (Banglamung)

038 429 244

Hospital (Pattaya International)

038 428 374-5

Hospital (Pattaya Memorial)

038 488 777

AA (Alcoholics anonymous)

084 564 8479

199 1719

Transport Bus Station (to Bangkok)

038 429 877

Pattaya Railway Station

038 429 285

U-Tapao Airport

038 245 593-5

Bangkok Airways

038 412 382

Thai Airways International

038 425 934-7

Suvarnabhumi Airport Phone Centre 021 321 888 Please text any useful phone numbers that you come across to 0859 459 689 6

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LEARNING THAI Always use

“KRUP” (for men)

One

“KA” (for women)

Two

KHORB KHUN

Three

Thank you Hello & Goodbye Goodbye See you again Good luck How are you? I am fine What is your name? My name is It’s ok I don’t want any don’t have any money Where are you going? I don’t believe you

NUENG SONG SAM

SAWAT-DEE

Four

SEE

LA-GON

Five

HAR

Six

HOK

LAO JER GUN

Seven

JED

SABAI DEE MAI

Eight

BAD

SABAI DEE

Nine

GAO

CHOK DEE

KHUN CHUE ARIA

SIB

Ten

PHOM CHUE.

Eleven

SIB ET

MAI BEN RAI

Twelve

SIB SONG

Thirteen

SIB SAM

MAI OW KHRAP/KA MAI MEE DTUNG

14 = 10 + 4

BAI NAI?

SIB SEE

15 = 10 + 5

SIB HA

MAI CHUE

YEE SIB

JING

YEE SIB ET

Expensive/Cheap

PANG/TOOK

YEE SIB SONG

Sorry

KHOR THOT

YEE SIB SAM

Really

(you will say it when you want to interrupt someone, when you want to pass by someone or when you do something wrong) Sorry

SIA JAI

(In this case it means a different thing. Like if someone died or got hurt, you say “phom di chan sia jai” which means “I am sorry”)

24 = 20 + 4

YEE SIB SEE

25 = 20 + 5

YEE SIB HA

100 200 1,000 2,000 10,000

NUENG ROI SONG ROI NUENG PUN SONG PUN NUENG MUNG

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GETTING AROUND Pattaya is a very easy city to get around although the busy traffic causes frequent hold-ups at peak times (07:00 – 09:00 and 15:00 – 18:30), particularly on the major roads. Unusually, for Thailand, there are no tuk-tuks in Pattaya, so everyone usually gets around on the baht-buses (songtaews) or on motorbike taxis. There are literally hundreds of both all over Pattaya. MOTORBIKE TAXIS Motorbike taxis are a way of life in Pattaya. They are your best bet of getting around if you want to get somewhere quickly or conveniently, particularly at busy times. On every corner in Pattaya, no matter how small the Soi (street), you will find a gathering of motorbike taxis. They are operate 24 hours a day 7 days per week and provide a very convenient service. However, this option is not for the faint-hearted and can be dangerous. These guys, and the occasional lady will take you anywhere but agree on a price first! RENTING CARS AND MOTORBIKES Another practical way to get around Pattaya is by renting a motorbike. Most people simply don’t have the nerve to tackle the traffic and bizarre driving habits here, but if you do, renting a motorbike is your best option for getting around Pattaya. You can rent a motorbike for around 200 baht a day or cheaper for longer periods. There are scooter type bikes which are actually extremely easy to ride, with no clutch when changing gears, and very reliable, larger motorbikes are freely available as well, but obviously more expensive. 8

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In Thailand it is illegal to ride a motorbike or to be a passenger without a helmet, to ride with more than two passengers, to undertake in traffic, to go the wrong way down one-way streets, to exceed the speed limit, or, to jump red lights, which means very little to anyone in Thailand and driving habits here are dreadful. If you decide to rent a motorbike, make sure your medical insurance is up-to-date as accidents here are a daily occurrence. Cars can be hired too, but driving them in and around the city is likely to be a frustrating experience, particularly at school times, market days, rush hours and on Sukhumvit Road. There are many car rental companies around the city with prices starting at around 500 baht a day for the older cars, to a more realistic 1200+ baht for more modern or four wheel drive vehicles. WARNING… Driving habits in Thailand are appalling and most drivers are quite irresponsible and ignore simple safety rules. In contrast to the Thai’s usual polite and peaceful behaviour, they become quite inconsiderate behind the wheel. Be very wary of your speed and always look out for bad drivers, Pattaya is full of them. Unlike many Western countries, it’s very easy to pass a driving test here, so many drivers have little or no experience of driving either in town or on main roads. Many simply don’t have a licence at all or any awareness of road rules. Be prepared at any time for other drivers to suddenly pull out in front of you without even looking, stop without warning, overtake dangerously (and on the inside) and ignore motorcyclists. Some people just stop and park where it suits them, weave through the traffic with a death wish, ride the wrong way up the road into oncoming traffic and more. Do pay careful attention and drive conservatively. Accidents are regular in Pattaya and when they do occur, the offender is usually reluctant to accept any responsibility, should the worst happen however, the Pattaya police and ambulance services are exceptionally good, as well as being very quick to the scene.

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PATTAYA MAP

Mini Siam

Police Box

To Chonburi & Ba H Bangkok Pattaya

Air Con Bus Station to BBK

North Pattaya Road

ngkok

3rd Road

Tesco Lotus

Soi 1

Police Box

Big C

Best To Naklua

2nd Road Tiffanyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Show

Sanctuary of Truth

P.I. Hospital Garden Sea View

1 Woodland

Asiawan Resort Garden Cliff

Long Beach Garden

The Palm

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Amari Dusit

Soi Nern Pl ub wan

Siam Country Club

Bus Station to Northern Thailand

Sukhumvit Road Newspaper Direct

oi Yume

Comedy Pub

Telephone Club

Foodland

Soi Bongkot

M Club Soi 14

Big C

Soi Yodsak

Witherspoons

Paradise

Pattaya Memorial

Robinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nest LK Metro

Take It Easy 2nd Road Central Festival

Police Box Alibaba

CTBS

Pattaya Nova Lodge

Blue Heeler

Soi Diana

Soi Boukhao

Tops 5

Soi Chaiyapoon

Central Pattaya Road

TOT Telephone

Soi Lengkee

3rd Road Legends

Police Station 8 9

Dive Centre

The Sportsman Five Star Visa Runs

Beach Road

Pattaya Beach :- Real Estate

:- Shopping

:- Restaurant & Bar

:- Services

:- Activities

H :- Hospital :- Hotel

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Soi Khaotalo

Highway Police Station

Soi Wat Tham Samakkee

JOMTIEN MAP Police Box

P Police BoxTesco

Wiggle Town

Lotus

Outlet Mall

Big C

ppa The

sit R

Frasers

Thapp hraya Road

Tuk Com

Roa nak

Royal Garden Plaza Swiss Food

Phr ata m

Soi Diamond

Soi Yamoto Soi Post Office

Blue Olive

Euro Optic

Post

Soi 33 Soi 15

South Pattaya Ro

City Garden

P Police Box So

oad

Soi Buakha

CarrĂŠ Blanc

Montana Bar

Pattaya Rent A Car Tudor Court

Nova Ocean

Sapphire Agogo Easy Kart

Walkin g

Rocket Ball

Street

The Pier

Amari Residences

Heaven

Royal Cliff Sheraton Cosy Beach

THEPATTAYAGUIDE | Jomtien Map

Pattaya Bay

Soi Norng Kraborg

Soi Chaiyapruk 2 To Rayong, Sattahip & U-Tapao Airport

Sukhumvit Road Underwater World

o at Bo Soi W Welcome Jomtien

Immigration Shenanigans

Cheers Bar

Pattaya Park 3 View

Grand Palace Hotel

Post Office

7 5

Lorry Bar

B tan

Asia Pattaya

g on

h ac

Planet Earth Beach Club (Soi 15)

Police Box P

Jomtien Beach

:- Shopping

Police Box

Adriatic Cosy Beach View

h Ro

Beac

Akvavit Friends Cafe

Bus to Bangkok

ien Jomt

Soi Chaiyapruk

Royal Garden

:- Activities :- Real Estate :- Restaurant & Bar

:- Services

H :- Hospital :- Hotel or Condo

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GOOD FOOD GUIDE With a wealth of international restaurants offering delicious food. Pattaya is truly the crossroads of cuisine in Asia. French, Mexican, German, ltalian, Indian, Chinese, Scandinavian, Korean, Japanese and of course, Thai plus many other varieties of restaurant are located within the city. For most visitors to Pattaya the experience of new and interesting dishes is an exciting alternative to the traditional foods available at home. However, along with wonderful Thai dishes, one should sample the culinary delights available from other countries. Try “Kimji” a type of Korean spicy salad or maybe “sizzling Fajitas” a popular Mexican dish. Also, why not take this opportunity to find new ways of cooking traditional ingredients… there are now several cooking schools around the city where for a nominal fee you can learn to cook local dishes as well as go shopping to local markets and buy the ingredients you will need. Local specialities include: Tom Yam Gung (spicy prawn soup), Gaeng Kiewan (green spicy curry). If you like your food “hot” then try some of the food served from the vast number of vending carts across the city. At these you can sample such delicacies as: Som Tam (spicy salad) or Hoy Tord (fried mussels or oysters with egg) and the amazing variety of seafood. 14

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Succulent e Indian Cuisin

Pattaya Beach Road

Soi 8

Second Road

Soi 7

Nova Lodge Hotel

Pattaya Central Road

Open 11am till 12 Midnight

1/13-14, Pattaya Central Rd, Opp. Basaya Beach Hotel, (near the beach) Pattaya For table reservations please call

038 361 620 081 312 6811

alibabaindianrestaurant@gmail.com ~ www.alibabarestaurant.biz

BLUE HEELER

Boutique Hotel & Bar Come & meet good friends & have good times

Come & enjoy the restaurant & bar All sports shown live

The resort has 8 rooms with 24 hour room service

Soi Lengkee

Soi Chaiyapoon

Pattaya 3rd Road

Soi Buakhao

Blue Heeler Boutique Hotel & Bar Soi Lengkee

Open 24 Hours Call: 0989 681 472 www.blueheelerpattaya.com

The Comedy Pub •Pub •Restaurant •Grill •Live Sports •Snooker •WIFI Come and enjoy wonderful traditional food with a warm friendly atmosphere...

The Comedy Pub, 148/54, Soi Batman Call: 080 095 6313 ~ E.mail: comedy.pub@g.mail.com

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NIGHTLIFE GUIDE As you would expect from one of the most exciting vacation destinations in the world. Pattaya offers the visitor a kaleidoscope of entertainment possibilities. Live music & be enjoyed at several clubs around the city. These venues provide the visitor with wonderful atmosphere, cold beer & cocktails & the opportunity to see artists from various parts of the world playing a wide selection of popular & new music. There are also a number of traditional nightclubs in the city. These nightspots also offer live entertainment… the live music is usually performed by Thai singers & bands with regular interludes where the resident DJ will play a selection of dance/house or other forms of music. For visitors who like to sit back & watch a truly spectacular show, check out Alcazar & Tiffany’s located on 2nd Road, Pattaya. These are the lady-boy shows, where the singers perform in a vast array of costumes & sing their way through songs in several languages. A little outside Pattaya you will find the Alangkarn Extravaganza. A show which features animals, pyrotechnics, acrobats etc. Alangkarn is now creating itself as one of the “must see” shows for visitors. 24

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MONTANA

CLUB BAR HOSTESES

CLU

ouvert 7j/7 à partir de 14h

N’S

Buffet Every Wednesday 100 baht

TLE GEN

THAPPAYA ROAD

THEPPRASIT ROAD

3rd ROAD

SOI 17

Facebook: montana bar hotel ~ Soi 17, 3rd Road ~ Tel: 091 246 0527

PATTAYA TAI (SOUTH PATTAYA)

Open 1pm to 12 Midnight Soi 33, Pattaya 3rd Road

HAPPY DAY EVERY TUESDAY & FRIDAY

Bar Club Relax “ONE GLASS PAID ONE FREE GLASS” EXCEPT LADY DRINK

COME ON DOWN FOR A FUN NIGHT... GREAT ATMOSPHERE

FRIENDLY STAFF

ICE COLD BEERS

Lorry Bar 092 789 5169 094 075 9890 www.facebook.com/Sorrycafe

CHEERS BAR

THE B IN P EST BA A T TAYA R ...

Bar& Grill Soi 7

JOMTIEN BEACH ROAD

All Sports live

Ice Hockey

American Football

UFC

JOMTIEN BEACH ROAD

Soi 8

Soi 7

Soi 6

CHEERS BAR THE BEST SPORTS BAR IN JOMTIEN GREAT ATMOSPHERE ICE COLD BEERS

Come and see our beautiful girlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s at Club M Pool parties and private events available

Daily Drink Specials... r fo d t ad ex is n th ur l" m yo Bil ee ff b ed o Clu "R 10% M-

Open from 2pm untill 12 midnight daily

www.mclubpattaya.com

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Call 038 231 449 ~ www.PlanetEarthBeach.com

KOH CHANG & KOH LARN KOH CHANG The island of Koh Chang is a tropical marine national park. It consists of over 70% rainforest and is the best preserved tourist holiday destination in Thailand. Situated 4 hours from Pattaya, it’s Thailand’s second largest island after Phuket. Recently, with the surge of development and popularity, it has been elevated to Thailand’s new tourist haven. Koh Chang has everything, white sandy coves and beaches, pristine rain forests and abundance of wildlife and marine life, high mountain peaks, several scenic waterfalls, a rich variety of cuisine and great nightlife. Accommodation on the island ranges from simple beach huts and bungalows to luxury villas and apartments. If you drive, you can hire motorbikes, jeeps and cars to take you to any of the beaches along the coastal roads and, in the evening, there are plenty of restaurants, live music bars and nightclubs to choose from to spice up your stay. ACCOMMODATION Paddy’s Palms Resort, 32 room resort with hot water, air con, TV and fridge. The resort itself has a large swimming pool, excellent parking and is located 5 minutes from Whites Sands Beach. 1000 – 1300 baht Palm Garden Hotel, a small 12 room hotel with hot water, air con, TV and fridge. Just 50m from the beach in the heart of the main tourist spot, White Sands Beach. RESTAURANTS 15 Palms, a beautiful beach side restaurant on White Sands Beach serves European food with everything from pizzas, salads, pasta, burgers and of course Thai food. Paddy’s Palms, Koh Chang’s first Irish Pub is a well managed pub with a great atmosphere. They have a pool table, wireless internet, live sport on big screens, great Italian coffee, traditional Irish dishes, Kilkenny and Guinness on tap. The restaurant is the most popular on the Island and must be visited.

A Guide to Koh Chang & Koh Larn | THEPATTAYAGUIDE

CHALLENGING SUDOKU 5

3 4 6 8

9 2

3 7 3

5 9

8 6

7 9

6 8 1 7 4

1 4

2 9

3 2 6 4

5 6

2 7 9

5 3 7 4 8

3 8 1 9

7 9 1

WEARING GUEST WRITER THE GREEN St Patrick’s day is almost upon us again and if you needed any excuse to fill your stomach with the black stuff then this is the day the whole world turns green. Here in Pattaya we have our ample splattering of so called Paddy pubs a few probably do have some connection with the emerald isle but most of them like elsewhere adopt the shamrock as if it symbolizes guaranteed fun will be had inside or the Craic.... but it takes more than dressing up Thais in green suites and playing the westlife to fool me.... for most people its an extra excuse to phone in sick and go on the lash.... as that great Irish statesman’s Frank Carson once said “work is the curse of the drinking classes” or was that Oscar Wilde. So who was St Patrick, well about 2400 years ago (given ten mins either way) in a small village in English a sleeping boy was kidnapped by a gang of Irish tarmackers and smuggled into Ireland.... after escaping the McAlpine brothers, Patrick wandered the emerald isle with his mate Danny boy and a white dog called Rover and upon receiving a calling from God at a phone box 6 miles from Sligo he decided to convert Pagan Ireland to Christianity.... he did not banish Snakes or discover Terry Wogan as popular belief would tell you.... but what he did do was fuse the Pagan symbols of sun worship with the crucifix to give Ireland the Celtic cross.... 44

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Paddies day is the biggest single festival, holiday, saints day, call it what you will celebrated all over the planet.... and in Chicago they even dye their river green, (luckily in Bangkok that comes natural) New York holds the biggest street procession with over 150,000 real lepricorn’s banging drum’s and jigging the jig and the UK holds the Cheltenham horse racing festival were thousand pour across the water to bet on Michael stouts nags and drink his namesake. In New Zealand kamikaze sheep martyr themselves into Irish stew.... and word has it even Martians wear green.... and in pattaya.... errr well to the typical Thai St Patrick’s day is still in its infancy maybe if money and gifts were attached as like with Father Christmas it would grow.... even so i still fancy the Tri Colour flags will be flying around the City on the Tuesday March the 17th. I leave you with a topical joke:A guy goes to the Dr’s in London and tells him.... ”Doc my bodies hurts all over, where ever I touch it.... it just kills me”.... The Dr looks bemused.... Dr says.... “Your not from round her are you”?.... ”no”.... replies the man.... ”I’m Irish”.... ”Yeah that accounts for that”.... says the Dr.... ”Yours fingers broken”!!! Slainte Rgds sg

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PAGS SPONSORED BY PATTAYA AMATEUR GOLF SERIES Pattayaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best kept secret is undoubtedly the quality and value of its golf courses, there are 20 championship standard courses within 45 minutes of Pattaya, designed by the very best golf architects and designers. Clubhouse facilities are excellent with everything you might need and more, including great restaurants, swimming pools, massage facilities, superb shower and locker rooms. All courses provide caddies to guide you through your round with words of advice and encouragement. Quite simply, golfing in Pattaya is a match for anywhere in the world at a fraction of the cost with each course offering a fantastic experience for golfers of all abilities (with no course requiring a handicap card). So, whether you are a low handicap golfer, one who enjoys a challenge or a complete novice there is no better place to play than the courses around Pattaya.

Course of the Month Plutaluang Royal Thai Navy Designer: Royal Thai Navy Course: 36 Hole Par 72 One of the older more mature courses in the region offering golfers 36 holes split into North, South, East and West loops. This course is still owned and operated by The Thai Royal Navy so if Admiral Boonchu and Captain Somchai want to play through with 6 of their mates----LET THEM!!! Many elevated Tee shots and beautiful mountain scenery make this course a pleasure to play. (Golf Carts recommended) Facilities include a large Clubhouse with Restaurant serving Thai and Western favourites, Pro Shop, banquet and society function room and new locker and shower rooms. 46

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THE GUEST K9 WRITER PATROL During my childhood people bent on world domination were easy to spot. They were often short, usually had a facial scar, wore tailored Mao suits, had a white cat/shark/snake as a pet and at the press of a button their furniture would revolve around the room to reveal a huge map. Now they seem to look just like ordinary people, and far from aspiring to take over the world, it seems this new breed already own it. Well Pattaya beaches anyway. Current economic conditions have obviously forced many of these masters of the universe to relocate their headquarters from extinct volcanic islands to the beach in Jomtiem which I live. Unmasking them is a lot simpler than sending in 007, just take your dog for a walk.... if you can find anywhere as a park in pattaya is rarer than a polite Russian. Parading a couple of rabid Rottweiler’s or Pit Bulls on a chain however, will elicit no response. The ideal dog to lure them out must be completely harmless and on a lead (leash) The thousands of dumped stray dogs patrolling Thailand seem to go unnoticed and I have nothing but sympathy for these poor creatures confined to a life of misery. The first thing to listen out for is the unsolicited comment. “ I had one of those in England, aren’t they just the stupidest dog?”, for instance. This is a rhetorical question and explaining that, while admittedly he’s not that useful to have on your trivia pub quiz team and his understanding of rudimentary physics is not perfect, he is after all, a dog, and as such does a pretty good job of being one. As a double act, “me and my dog” even have some “regulars”. A strange woman who seems to have taken on a voluntary role as some sort of canine vigilante, and was obviously impressed so much by Richard III that she has adopted the same haircut, regularly regales us with wisdom and advice while she patrols the beachfront feeding the 2 million strays but sneering at my well kept well behaved companion. Then there is the ultimate test, defecating in public. Were it me doing it then an outwardly normal looking woman suddenly turning into a screaming 48

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banshee with an ear piercing cry of “I hope you’re going to pick that up!” might be warranted, but being harangued while getting the mandatory plastic bag from the depths of my pocket is a sure sign of being under big brother’s eye. What about the countless stray deposits! or the plastic cups, fag ends and strewn singha bottles I enquire? Sunday morning beach worshipers attract fleets of pick up 4x4s delivering ‘dictators are us’ from other areas of Chonburi and Bangkok, armed with the regulation plastic table and chairs, untuned radio pollution and boxes of Leo accompanied by numerous offspring all named plebe. They waste no time in blessing me with their valued opinions that the only dog worth having must be able to fit in a hand bag and dress in barbie doll hand me downs. On a Friday evening we often get the benefit of “group advice”, usually from half a dozen or so people who have honed their collective razor-like wit with alcohol perched against their Hilux mobile disco, producing comments worthy of Oscar Wilde, such as the recent classic “woof, woof, what a stupid looking dog”. Which of course had me in stitches? I wonder what response I could expect if I mentioned the fact that their children seem to have frying pans as heads and are in disproportionate size to their bodies. At least the previous men of delusional fantasies of power were polite; “ah Mr Bond, take a seat, so nice of you to join us”. The new breed seem to have done away with any pretence of civility and ignore alcohol fuelled violence, drug gang wars, killing cats for entertainment, urinating in the streets, breaking and entering, driving like Stevie wonder and dealing crack or stealing nouvo’s. Instead they concentrate on the big issues, such as policing their private kingdom against the growing menace of the friendly dog. If you’re reading this, you know who you are. Come the revolution, you’ll be the first up against the wall or I may send someone to blow up your volcano. Despite the imminent threat of martial law, there are bright moments.... a semi famous English football player asked in passing “What sort of dog is that?” his reply to my answer, “an Afghan hound”... “Where are they from then?” Brgd SG Guest Writer | THEPATTAYAGUIDE

ACTIVITIES GUIDE Get Active in Pattaya. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a wealth of activities to enjoy during your stay. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re the watersports type, then check out both Jomtien and Pattaya beaches where you can find windsurfing, parasailing, jet skis and canoeing, the mild to strong winds make for excellent windsurfing and sailing conditions throughout the year. It is possible to rent a small sailboat or boards and sail at several locations both in Jomtien and Pattaya. PATTAYA PARK For a wonderful family day out, why not go to Pattaya Park at jomtien, they have water slides, tower jumps and the tower shot a great choice for all adrenalin junkies, the park also caters for families with kiddies pool and a larger pool that has a very gentle current to float around on a lilo and a small restaurant to have refreshments. Pattaya Park Tower has a revolving restaurant, which offers a wonderful panoramic view of Pattaya. Phone 038 364 110-20, visit www.pattayapark.com for more information.

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NONG NOOCH GARDEN Located approximately 18km south of Pattaya, the Garden can be reached by taking a left turn from Sukhumvit Road at the Km 163 marker. The Garden is a sprawling recreation park in a typical Thai setting. A group of traditional Thai pavilions and gardens of different flowering plants are positioned around the beautifully landscaped site. Daily cultural and elephant shows and elephant rides are available for tourists with show times at 9.45am, 10.30am, 3pm and 3.45pm, admission fee is 400 baht. Nong Noch Garden Phone 038 709 358-62 Pattaya Office Phone 038 429 321or 038 429 958 Bangkok Office Phone 02 252 1786 Visit www.nongnoochtropicalgarden.com for more information.

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THE SI RACHA TIGER FARM The farm, which is situated at 20km marker on highway No.36, raises a large number of Bengal tigers, as well as large crocodiles. Visitors will be amazed to witness tigers, pigs and dogs living together in the same quarters. The Si Racha tiger farm opens daily from 8am till 6pm. Admission fee is 350 baht for adults and 200 baht for children, phone 038 296 556-8, for more information visit www.tigerzoo.com MILLION YEAR STONE PARK AND CROCODILE FARM The Million Year Stone Park and Crocodile Farm, which is located approximately 9km from Pattaya City and has beautifully landscaped grounds with elaborate flower and rock gardens in addition the farm has hundreds of crocodiles as well as some rare animals. Crocodile shows, magic performances and animal shows run 7 times a day from 9am till 5pm. Open daily from 8am till 5pm, admission fee is 300 baht and 150 baht for children. Phone 038 249 347-9 or 025 794 008 - 025 795 033 for more information. Getting there, drive along the Sukhumvit Road until you come to the km 140 marker near Sawangfah temple, then turn into Chaiyaporn Vidhi (Route No. 3240) and proceed for 5 km then turn left on Soi 21. 52

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SANCTUARY OF TRUTH The compound, which covers an area of more than two rais, is situated by the sea at Laem Ratchawet on Naklua Road in North Pattaya. Within the compound is a gigantic temple like structure entirely made of wood that is 105 metres high at the highest point which was constructed to withstand wind and sunshine on the seashore, with exquisite architectural features, the sanctuary was conceived out of the vision that human civilization has been achieved and nurtured by religious and philosophical truths. Open daily from 8am till 6pm, admission fee is 500 baht and 250 baht for children, with dolphin training shows at 11.30am and at 3.30pm Phone 038 367 229 or visIt www.sanctuaryoftruth.com UNDERWATER WORLD A must see tourist attraction in town is the largest and most modern ocean aquarium in Asia, boasting a 100m long, 6.4 cm thick acrylic pedestrain tunnel through an underwater filled with dozens of marine species. The aquarium itself houses more than 4000 marine animals, comprising more than 200 different species from the region as well as some rare creatures from over seas, top of the visitors list is the rare shovelnose ray a hybrid between a shark and a stingray. Located just 200m south of Tesco Lotus on the Sukhumvit Road. Open from 9am till 6pm (tickets are on sale until 5.30pm) admission fee for adults is 450 Baht and children 250 Baht, for more information and booking phone 038 756 879.

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MINI SIAM Located opposite Bangkok Pattaya Hospital on the Sukhumvit Road is a wonderland of miniture replicas of such outstanding architectural works as the Temple of the Emerald Buddha, Democracy Monument, the Bridge Over the Kwai, Prasat Hin Phimai also replicas of places of world significance are displayed in the mini world area these include the Tower Bridge, Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty and Trevi fountain. Open daily from 7am till 10pm admission fee 250 baht and 125 baht for children, shows at 6.30pm and 8pm, for more information phone 038 727 333 or 038 421 628. BUDA MOUNTAIN The Silver Lake Vineyard attraction is conveniently situated next to the famous laser-sculptured Buddha image at Khao Chi Chan Cliff, so it is easy to see two attractions in one trip. Easy to get to from Pattaya. The garden areas at Silver Lake Vineyard are relaxing, superbly landscaped, with plenty of seating areas to either enjoy a snack or simply take in the views. There are a few small food shops and you can also get drinks of your choice or ice creams and of course you can have an ice-cold drink of grape juice. Needless to say, the grape juice is produced from the fresh grapes at Silverlake Vineyard. How to get to Silverlake. You can get to Silverlake Vineyard by driving along Highway 3 - Sukhumvit Road towards Sattahip. Silverlake is signed - but not too well on the left hand side, around 6 km out of South Pattaya - maybe 4km past the Floating Market. Also follow signs for Khao Chi Chan - The laser Buddha.

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HEALTH AND FITNESS A healthy lifestyle can be achieved anywhere in the world and Pattaya is certainly one of the most popular places people choose. Thailand has a tropical climate and is therefore ideal for the pursuit of outdoor activities: volleyball, soccer, sailing plus many more. However, for and in indoor healthy lifestyle, Pattaya is also among the best and the vast number of 5 star health massage organisations, beauty parlours, plastic surgery clinics, spas and fitness centre mean that Pattaya really is the place to improve your overall health and look. Many people now choose to partake of the various treatments from facials, to waxing and detox to botox in order to gain that healthier looking body and due to the current price of treatments in many western countries, Thailand has found itself an entire new market in patients arriving for plastic surgery treatment and general medical operations which in their own country would cost much more than locally in Thailand. 60

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SHOPPING GUIDE Pattaya has numerous large malls, small malls, supermarkets, bazaar-style markets, and thousands of other shops. Expect to find plenty of clothes shops and coffee shops but do not expect to find variety as most shops are selling the same things. Pattaya actually has a long way to go to catch up with Bangkok for variety and volume of shops but it is trying with several new shopping centres opening in recent years, and there is a lot more to come. Bargaining is a way of life here but don’t worry if you don’t know your Thai numbers as most shop keepers will carry a calculator to show the price. As a general rule what ever their first price is, half it and you will be closer to what they are actually willing to sell the item for. If you are not happy then simply walk away as the shop keeper down the street will be selling the same thing. Try to have some fun when bargaining because if the shop keeper likes you they may give you a better price and never get aggressive, it doesn’t pay. 62

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Central Festival Shopping Complex Pattaya got just what needed, a good shopping centre for all the needs of tourists, locals and expats is now opened between Beach Road and Second Road next to Soi 9. The 7 billion baht Complex set in 22 Rai of land has 7 floors of retail space, usual restaurants and shops, food court and the new SFX Cinema which has First Class screening room (600 Baht per seat). There is also quite a large Central Food Hall and A five-star Hilton hotel with 350 guestrooms being built on the top. Lots of car parking space for both cars and motorbike. WARNING for tall people, watch your head after parking your motorbike

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SERVICES GUIDE You will find during your visit to Pattaya that a vast network of businesses now operate within the city, everything from dentists and doctors to air conditioning companies and lawyers. There are thousands of companies offering a whole range of diverse services for both expats and visitors. Many tourists during their brief stay in Pattaya “Fall in Love with the City” and are determined to make the move to Thailand more permanent. They typically choose to invest in either a condominium or purchase land and house. Once they have purchased their dream home in Pattaya or jomtien, they then find themselves in need of a number of services; cleaners, accountants, electricians, builders and schools among others. We have decided to devote a small section of this publication to promoting a number of these services to help those who are in need. A little piece of advice for those “new arrivals” in town check out your own Chamber of Commerce and expat clubs, they are able to offer lots of help and information. 64

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60 day ‘permission to stay‘ stamp which can also be extended and then the holder must leave. After the stipulated number of entries the visa is ‘used’. Single entry non-immigrant visa will permit the holder a 90 day ‘permission to stay’ stamp. This visa can be extended up to one year for specific reasons and with the required documentation. Multi-entry non-immigrant visa will permit the holder a 90 day ‘permission to stay’ stamp upon entry. Each time the holder enters the Kingdom whilst the visa is valid, he/she will obtain a further 90 day ‘permission to stay stamp’. Such visas can be issued for students/work/family etc., but normally require supporting documentation. This visa can also be extended up to one year for specific reasons and with the required documentation. Although most multi-entry non-immigrant visas are obtained in your home country they may also be obtained from some Royal Thai embassies outside your home country, if you can provide evidence of your marriage to a Thai citizen (marriage certificate) or support of a Thai citizen. 12 month extension to a non-immigrant visa: If you are holding a nonimmigrant visa, you have the option of extending this by 12 months based on either retirement (50 years old or over) or support to a Thai citizen, work, education and the like. This may only be accomplished at an immigration office inside the Kingdom and certain criteria has to be met. If you are residing in the Kingdom under and extension to a non-immigrant visa and wish to leave the Kingdom at any time, then you will need to obtain a re-entry permit to avoid losing the extension and having to re-apply. If you are residing in the Kingdom under an extension to a non-immigrant visa it is a legal requirement that the holder reports current address to an immigration office using form TM.47 (in person or by registered mail) every 90 days. Re-entering the Kingdom is the equivalent of a 90 day report. If you are in possession of a valid tourist visa or a 30 day visa exempt entry stamp and qualify for an extension of stay and plan on doing so you may be permitted to change to a non-immigrant visa at an immigration office inside

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