The Reporter, Summer Movie Preview, Vol. 1, Issue 14

2011 Summer Movie Guide

JUNE 13, 2011

It’s summer again. As the heat and humidity rise in South Florida, so does the anticipation regarding some of this year’s biggest blockbusters. We, at The Reporter, present to you some of 2011’s most highly awaited films and rate them 1-10 on our buzz meter.......................................................................................................................... PAGE 2-7

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By Mark Pulaski mark.pulaski001@mymdc.net twitter: @MarkTheReporter

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Starring Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, and Peter Sarsgaard—Directed by Martin Campbell—Warner Bros. Pictures—PG13—June 17

Starring Jim Carrey, Carla Gugino and Angela Lansbury—Directed by Mark Waters 20th Century Fox—PG—June 17

Green Lantern—DC Comics’ rebuttal to Marvel’s Thor, X-Men and Captain America releases—follows test-pilot Hal Jordan (Reynolds) after receiving a super-power granting ring and membership into an intergalactic group of warriors. Jordan becomes involved in a battle to keep peace in the universe, but first he must master his powers with the ring in order to help the extraterrestrial group defeat Parallax, their ultimate nemesis.

Loosely based on the children’s book of the same name. A businessman named Tom Popper (Carrey) loses sight of what’s important in his life until he inherits six Gentoo Penguins, converting his upscale New York City apartment into a snowy paradise. His whole life is turned upside down as he learns from his new-found feathered friends.

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MP: “Sadly, Jim Carrey seems to be losing his edge. By settling for the family comedy genre he is committing comedic suicide. ”

MP: “A superhero whose power was given to him via some alien ring? Sounds like he was just lucky, nothing special.

Seems like DC’s lame attempt at stealing some of the shine from the Marvel trifecta.”

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JM: “Oh Jim, what have you done? Safe to say Carrey’s taking one for the team and doing this one for the children.”

JM: “Hollywood’s golden boy seems to have done a great job in Green Lantern. DC could make a fantastic comeback, Green Lantern joining the likes of Watchmen in a list of worthwhile summer blockbusters.”

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Starring Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel and Justin Timberlake—Directed by Jake Kasdan Columbia Pictures—R—June 24

Starring Owen Wilson, Larry the Cable Guy and Michael Caine—Directed by John Lasseter and Brad Lewis—Walt Disney Pictures—G—June 24

Elizabeth Halsey (Diaz) is a foul-mouthed, drug-using, junior-high teacher who could care less about education. Her goal is to marry her well-to-do fiance’ and settle for a life of pampering. When her sugar daddy breaks the relationship off, she’s goes after a new wealthy male target—her colleague Scott (Timberlake). Problems ensue when she isn’t the only one who has her eyes on the handsome young substitute.

In this animated sequel, racing star Lightning McQueen and his vehicular pal Mater hit the road harder than before, taking their talents to global heights in order to compete in the inaugural World Grand Prix. The pair are caught up in a detour that leads through the streets of Japan and Europe after Mater becomes involved in an international espionage mission.

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MP: “C for effort. Maybe some extra credit will help it out. ” 2

MP: “Finally got it rolling. I love Pixar but I’d have to say Cars was my least favorite. Hopefully this can bring a tune up to the franchise. ”

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JM: “Is there anything Pixar touches that does not turn into cinematic gold? It’s no Toy Story but it’ll do. ”

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Starring Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Tyrese Gibson Directed by Michael Bay—Paramount Pictures—PG13—June 29

Starring Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts and Bryan Cranston—Directed by Tom Hanks Universal Pictures—PG-13—June 1

Not much information has been leaked on the newest Micheal Bay blockbuster: Transformers: Dark of the Moon except most of the major characters are set to reprise their roles.

The main exception being starlet Megan Fox, who left the franchise amid allegations of an altercation with iconic director Michael Bay. In this third film, the Autobots have learned of a spacecraft stranded on the moon that may provide the key to defeating the rival Decepticons

Academy Award-winners Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts star in a tale of self improvement. After Larry Crowne (Hanks) loses his long-time job due to his lack of education, he finds himself at wits end. He enrolls in the local community college to try and give his life a jump start, where he becomes involved with speech professor Mercedes Tainot (Roberts).

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MP: “Dark of the Moon? What kind of name is that? Did Pink Floyd hold a lunar copyright? I doubt this will be any more than meets the eye; huge explosions and high-speed action scenes with little else.”

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JM: “Storyline is interesting enough, but this would be a complete miss if it were not in the hands of all-star protagonists.”

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JM: “I look forward to the day Michael Bay takes his talents and creates an excellent film. Unfortunately, it won’t be June 29. Another summer blockbuster, another ten dollars poorly spent. ”

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Monte Carlo ————————————————————————————————————

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Starring Selena Gomez, Leighton Meester and Katie Cassidy—Directed by Thomas Bezucha—Columbia Pictures—PG—June 1

Starring: Jason Bateman, Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis.

Directed by Seth Gordon—New Line Cinema / Warner Bros.—R—July 8

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Based on the book “Headhunters” by Jules Bass. A young woman, her best friend, and stepsister take a long-anticipated trip to Paris. While on a tour that fails to meet their expectations, the trio decides to embark out on their own adventure, which leads to one of the girls being mistakenly identified as a British heiress. Before they can correct the mistaken identity crisis, they are taken on an unprecedented vacation to Monte Carlo.

Three friends—played by Bateman, Day, and Sudeikis—come to a realization that the main things standing between them and happiness were their bosses—played by Kevin Spacey, Colin Farrell, and Jennifer Aniston. After a night of drinking with shady ex-con Motherf*****r Jones (Jamie Foxx), the three amigos formulate a plot to kill their tormentors.

MP: “Nope.”

MP: “This could be very good. The preview shows great promise and originality. Expect to LOL. ”

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JM: “This has absolutely no cinematic value. Steer clear.”

JM: “Aniston and Farrell seem to have stepped up their comedic game.

A little bit of substance and a little bit of comedy go a long way. ”

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Starring Kevin James, Rosario Dawson and Leslie Bibb Directed by Frank Coraci—Columbia Pictures—PG—July 8

Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson and Ralph Fiennes Directed by David Yates—Warner Bros. Pictures—Not yet rated—July 15

A zookeeper, Griffin Keyes (James), who already lost his chances with one prospective bride over her dissatisfaction with his profession, decides that the best way to find his dream girl is to leave the zoo he loves to pursue a more lucrative career. The animals of the zoo however, do not want to lose their beloved zookeeper. In an effort to keep Keyes around they decide to reveal their big secret—they can speak.

The grand farewell to the epic Harry Potter series. The finale will wrap up the adventures of Harry Potter (Radcliffe), Ron Weasley (Grint), and Hermione Granger (Watson) as they proceed on their mission to search for the final horcruxes in order destroy the evil Lord Voldemort (Fiennes). Readers of the book are already sure to know the storyline, but for average moviegoers this will bring a conclusion to the Harry Potter saga. Part 2 promises to offer more action as the final battle between good and evil ensues.

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JM: “David Yates hit the nail on the coffin with this one. Stellar cast, superb effects, magnificent storyline. Prepare to see box office records smashed with this easily being the # 1 summer blockbuster.”

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Starring Jim Cummings, Craig Ferguson and John Cleese Directed by Stephen J. Anderson and Don Hall—Walt Disney Pictures—PG—July 15

Starring Chris Evans, Stanley Tucci, Hugo Weaving and Tommy Lee Jones Directed by Joe Johnston—Paramount Pictures—Not yet rated—July 22

Stephen J. Anderson, director of The Emperor’s New Groove and Tarzan, takes on another childhood classic. With humorous wit and an adorable accent, Winnie The Pooh starts off very much the same as it always has; Pooh’s quest for honey. Nevertheless, things turn sour when Pooh misinterprets a note left by beloved pal Christopher Robin. Fearing the worst for his bestfriend’s supposed capture by a man named “Backson”, Pooh gathers the gang for a search party. With a lovable familiar story and a director known for delivering, one can only expect great results.

As the name implies, this movie tells the back-story of how the first member of the comic-book hero group The Avengers came to be. Starting in the World War II era the film follows the story of the patriotic Steve Rogers (Evans). After being regarded as unfit for enlistment in the US Army, Rogers signs up for a top-secret program designed to create a super soldier. The result is Captain America, who wages war against nemesis The Red Skull and all of America’s enemies.

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MP: “I’m not the biggest fan of comic book movies. And nothing can top my all-time favorite “patriotic” movie Team America. Freedom isn’t free, but I’ll wait until this movie is before I see it. ”

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JM: “A stroll down memory lane does the soul more than good. We could all take a page from Winnie the Pooh, or perhaps just a spoonful of sweetness. ”

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Starring Mila Kunis, Justin Timberlake and Patricia Clarkson Directed by Will Gluck—Screen Gems—Not yet rated—July 22

Starring Cindy Baer, Moica and Caryn Waechter—Directed by Kevin Macdonald National Geographic Films—Not yet rated—July 27

After going through terrible break-ups, good friends Jamie (Kunis) and Dylan (Timberlake) decide to have casual sex without the emotional ties a relationship strings along. In true romantic comedy fashion, our protagonist’s lives become slowly intertwined as love seeps its way through their friendship barriers.

Produced by Ridley Scott, director of Gladiator and Black Hawk Down, Life in a Day is a selective montage of videos shot by filmmakers around the world as a testament to human life on July 24, 2010. Encompassing all the different aspects of life, the beautiful and the daunting, this film has been heralded by film festivals around the world as a must watch.

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MP: “Another rom-com, this one doesn’t look half bad though. I might go see it casually, nothing serious. ” 4

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JM: “Portman did it better in No Strings Attached. Come on now Mila, be a little bit more original. You can be the swan princess next time. ”

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JM: “Premiering in South Florida during the Miami International Film Festival, Life in a Day, is a breath-taking display of the most beautiful aspects of the human condition.”

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Starring Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford and Olivia Wilde—Directed by Jon Favreau Universal Pictures/Paramount Pictures—Not yet rated—July 29

Starring Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling and Julianne Moore—Directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa—Warner Bros. Pictures—PG13—July 29

Based on the 2006 graphic novel of the same name, Cowboys & Aliens brings an original blend of two major genres—Westerns and science-fiction—to the big screen. A man awakens in the desert with a strange device locked to his wrist and no memory of his past. After he returns to town, thus learning that he is a wanted criminal, an alien attack ensues. Past differences must be put aside to combat the greater of two evils and save the town.

Cal Weaver (Carell) leads a seemingly perfect life. He has a good job, a nice house, and a great family. But all that seems to unravel when his wife asks for a divorce after sleeping with someone else. Things seem to take a sharp turn for the better when long time bachelor Jacob Palmer (Gosling) helps Cal steer his life back on track. Clever, stirring, and entertaining, this films promises to deliver.

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MP: “Bang! Bang! Zap! Zap! Yeehaw!”

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JM: “It is such a relief to see a good romantic comedy bobbing in a sea of summer blockbusters.

Emma Stone, Steve Carell, Julianne Moore, and Ryan Gosling. Need I say more?”

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Starring Neil Patrick Harris, Katy Perry and Hank Azaria Directed by Raja Gosnell—Columbia Pictures—Not yet rated—July 29

Starring James Franco, Freida Pinto, John Lithgow Directed by Rupert Wyatt—20th Century Fox—Not yet rated—August 5

In an unfortunate chain of magical events the Smurfs are cast out of their village and into the concrete jungle—New York City. With help from human friend Patrick Winslow (Harris), Papa Smurf leads the way as him and his clan try to find their way back home before the evil wizard Gargamel is able to track them down in the big apple.

This prequel to the popular Planet of the Apes series, set in present-day San Francisco, gives rise to the origin of how primates eventually came to conquer the world. Scientist Will Rodman (Franco) conducts an experiment on an ape that goes awry, leading to rapid mutation and increased intelligence that may put the future of mankind in question.

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MP: “A fresh start for the franchise seems like a good idea. We finally get to learn how the apes came to rule the world. I’m not exactly going bananas about it, but I’ll check it out.”

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JM: “Why is this movie continuing to be remade? It was bad before, it will be bad now. Can we all agree to leave Darwin within the pages of our biology text books and not our movies?”

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Starring Jason Bateman, Ryan Reynolds and Olivia Wilde Directed by David Dobkin—Universal Pictures —Not yet rated—August 5

Starring Milla Jovovich, Juno Temple and Mary Steenburgen—Directed by Abe Sylvia The Weinstein Company—Not yet rated—August 5

From the writers that brought us the comedy classic The Hangover, Jason Bateman stars alongside Ryan Reynolds in a feel-good comedy about an unsatisfied father and playboy best-friend, who by chance switch bodies. Taking advantage of the situation, Dave (Bateman) acts as single as ever, mingling effortlessly with beautiful coworker Sabrina (Wilde).

This film, which originally debuted at the 2010 Toronto International Film Festival, follows the story of Danielle (Temple) who is known around her school as the ‘dirty girl.’ After her bad behavior gets her kicked out of class and sent to a special program, she is partnered with another outcast by the name of Clarke (Jeremy Dozier). Together they embark on a journey of self-discovery, finding out a little about each other along the way.

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30 Minutes Or Less ———————————————————————————————————— Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Danny McBride, Aziz Ansari and Nick Swardson Directed by Ruben Fleischer—Columbia Pictures—Not yet rated—August 12

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JM: “ Let’s get a round of applause going for the creators of this movie. It must be really challenging to continue to come up with creative ways to kill characters off after four successful prequels.”

JM: “This looks like a complete hit-or-miss situation. Interesting to see a comedy as Eisenberg’s first choice after being an Oscar nominee. Hmmm...intriguing.”

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Starring Dianna Agron, Lea Michele and Chris Colfer Directed by Kevin Tancharoen—20th Century Fox—Not yet rated—August 12

Starring Emma Stone, Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer Directed by Tate Taylor—Touchstone Pictures—PG-13—August 12

Comprised of concert and behind the scenes footage from the Glee Live! tour, filmed in 3-D . The concept with this film was to give fans the opportunity to witness some of the most memorable moments and performances from the 2011 concert series which featured 14 members from the four-time Golden Globe winning TV show.

Eugenia “Skeeter” Phelan (Stone) returns from college to find a moral crisis at her doorstep when long time friend Hily Holbrook (Bryce Dallas Howard) introduces a bill to further discriminate the African-American maids in small town Jackson, Mississippi circa 1962. Using her talents as an aspiring author, Skeeter turns a blind eye to racial loyalties in an effort to let the voiceless be heard.

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JM: “Emma Stone is everywhere lately, and she most definitely does not need any help. A promising film from a promising young actress. ”

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