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Area comics live for the laughter

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By Barbara Ruben Stand-up comedian Jeff Hysen is at D.C. Improv performing a short routine on an open mic night. “I’m the oldest comedian of the evening,” begins the 58-year-old attorney from Silver Spring, Md. “I had a show recently, and before it began the other comics were asking each other about the effects of drug use on comedy. They asked me my opinion, and I said, ‘Lipitor has no effect.’ And the crowd erupts in laughter. Hysen, who by day is a fed working at the General Services Administration, lives for these moments on stage. “You can drive an hour to the show, and sit around an hour waiting for the show to begin. They often start late. Comedy is not often a timely profession. You sit there and think, ‘Why am I doing this thing?’ “You get on stage and even if there’s only 10 people there, when they’re laughing at your jokes, it feels great. My first thought is always, ‘I can’t wait to do this again.’”

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A young person’s business? As Hysen pointed out during his show, comedy is often the province of young people — both the performers and the audience. But there are a number of stand-up comics over age 50 in the often buttonedup D.C. area who live for the laughs. “It’s not always easy,” Hysen admits. Age discrimination pokes up here as in so many other places. “Sometimes people who put shows together think you’re too old, you’re not right for their demographic. It’s a bunch of nonsense. Funny is funny. I have to work hard to overcome that,” he said. Hysen got his start in comedy in the late 1980s in his native New York. “But life intervened. I got a new job in Washington, had children, and I put comedy aside.” But years later, he saw an ad for something called the Funniest Fed contest. Even though he admittedly bombed during the contest, he found he so enjoyed being in front of the mic again that he’s honed his act and taken it on the road to New York and elsewhere. Three years ago, he was even the subject of an episode of a TV show on the RLTV (Retirement Living TV) network

LEISURE & TRAVEL Comic Mark Matusof, a resident of Woodbridge, Va., traded his job as an engineer for stand-up comedy more than 25 years ago. He has performed in more than 40 states. Other area comedians keep their day jobs, or discover their knack for telling jokes after retirement, mining their everyday lives for material.

called “Second Act” that profiles people in their 40s and 50s making career changes. Like most comics, he mines his own life for his routines, including his wife, who also helps him write jokes. “I’m always thinking about and wondering if something can be turned into material,” he said. “My son said my tombstone will have the epitaph, ‘Is this a bit?’” See more at www.jeffhysencomedy.com, including a list of many local upcoming performances.

Post-retirement career Like Hysen, Shirley Breeland also makes light of aging. A resident of Camp Springs, Md., she also worked for the federal government — for the last 18 years at the Census Bureau.

Breeland finally retired after 35 years with the government, and “realized I still had a whole lot of jelly left in my roll, so I decided to step outside my comfort zone, reinvent myself, and pursue stand-up comedy as a second career.” To get started, Breeland took comedy classes at D.C. Improv, a local comedy club that also features a “comedy school.” She noted, but was not intimidated by the fact that, comedy is dominated not only by much younger comedians, but that most are male. “One of the differences between me and younger comedians is I don’t feel any pressure. I have nothing to prove. I already have a pension,” she said. Without explicitly See COMEDIANS, page 44

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