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Stepping up to play Palin, Clinton

5 0 JUNE 2011

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By Anne Ball “Hillary Clinton” strides onstage in a tailored black pants suit, brandishing a handheld mike. Standing in front of a red, white and blue background, she announces, “This one’s for you, Barack Obama!” before breaking into a parody of “I Will Survive,” twisting the lyrics into a laugh-provoking description of her hopes and aspirations. This is Clinton through the lens of the Capitol Steps, the nationally-acclaimed political satire troupe that performs every weekend in Washington, D.C. and at venues around the country. Their motto: “We put the mock in democracy.” Janet Gordon, 60, has portrayed Hillary Clinton since she joined the company in 1993. More recently, the Columbia resident has taken on the roles of Nancy Pelosi, Janet Napolitano and — being an equal-opportunity satirist — Sarah Palin as well.

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An evolving act “Bill and Hillary are always in the show,” Gordon said. “They’re fun. They’re larger than life. And it’s been so interesting to watch Hillary move from first lady to senator to presidential candidate to secretary of state.” Gordon said she’s “followed [Clinton’s] hairstyles, from the girlish pageboy and headband to her current style, and always her fondness for the business style pantsuit. She’s matured over the years, and I’ve had to reflect those changes in my parodies.” One of her favorite sketches in her repertoire features Clinton reflecting on spousal infidelities and referencing the 1999 notorious knife-wielding Lorena Bobbitt, who cut off her sleeping husband’s sex organ. She sings “Snipped Like a Bobbitt in Two” to the tune sung by the fairy godmother in Disney’s Cinderella: “Bibbiti, Bobbiti, Boo.” Another memorable song parody, Gordon said, marked Clinton’s emergence from the first lady shadows to run for the senate. “Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina” morphed into “Don’t Cry for Me, Giuliani.” Other favorites: “It’s Not Over Till the First Lady Sings” and “Unzippin’ my Doodah.” As for preparing to portray Palin, Pelosi and Napolitano: “As soon as I slip on the appropriate wig, the character just comes,”

LEISURE & TRAVEL

Janet Gordon’s impression of Hillary Clinton always draws laughs during a performance by the Capitol Steps, a political satire troupe. The Columbia resident, who has been an actress for much of her life, also portrays Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi and Janet Napolitano, and helps write the song parodies for which the group is famous.

Gordon said with a smile. She does, however, confess to watching television news to help her master the mannerisms, posture and head tilts signature to each of the women. “Each has her own very special energy. It’s great fun to do them.” In addition to her singing routines, Gordon collaborates with other members of the company in writing the song parodies that fill every show of the Capitol Steps. One of her most recent collaborations, sung to the tune of “American Pie,” has been heard over two and a half million times on YouTube: “When you buy, buy an American pie

Your grandma didn’t bake it, it was made in Shanghai Where they engineered the apples to be juicy not dry, And the crust is made of cardboard and lye, Don’t feed it to your dog, he might die…” Gordon said the “rule” with the Capitol Steps is that “every song we do ends with a joke. If it doesn’t end in a joke, it’s not comedy,” she said with a laugh.

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