The Beast - August 2015

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THE MONTHLY MAGAZINE FOR SYDNEY'S BEACHES OF THE EAST • AUGUST 2015

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elcome to the August 2015 edition of The Beast – the monthly magazine for Sydney’s Beaches of the East.

This winter started off wet, then got kind of unexpectedly warm and sunny, before the mercury eventually plummeted to record lows at the start of July. So what does this unpredictability mean for the weather in winter’s final month? Well, as you may have

guessed, it’s pretty much impossible to predict. Despite the uncertainty, given that the City2Surf is dubbed as the unofficial end of the worst of winter and it falls on August 9, we may not have to wait too long for things to start warming up again – woo hoo!

Unsubstantiated weather forecasts aside, there is plenty going on in the Eastern Suburbs in August. In this edition of The Beast you can read about Waverley Council’s Bondi Junction Cycleway plans, the coastal erosion repairs currently taking place in Clovelly, a perspective on public education and whether wealthy parents should have to pay, and the exciting prospect of hosting the legendary Beach Boys in our own backyard.

On the cover this month is a young lady best know for

her role as Patricia on Channel Nine’s incredibly popular drama Love Child. Harriet Dyer is anything but a one-trick pony, though, and the Clovelly Road resident is set to appear in two feature films this year, including the much-hyped Australian drama Ruben Guthrie, which opened in cinemas during July.

When she’s not gracing our screens both big and small, the beautiful Queensland import is treading the boards with Australia’s best stage actors at the Sydney Theatre Company.

Her future couldn’t look much brighter.

As always, there’s plenty of other good stuff inside the mag this month, so we hope you enjoy reading the August 2015 edition of The Beast.

Cheers, Dan & James

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Contents August 2015 • Issue 127

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Welcome Note Contents Pearls of Wisdom Letters Local Bloke Local Chick Thumbs & Dogs Local News Beastpop I Beastpop II Calendar Local Tradies

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Interview Sports Bits Rupert’s Rant Beastpop III The Naked Truth Trippin’ With Todd Local Photos I Local Wildlife Underwater Wildlife Fish ‘n’ Tips Tide Chart Enviro News

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Travel Bug This Sporting Life Street Style Sexy Time Local Photos II Reviews Arts Bits Bandage Food & Wine Beast Brainteasers Beardy From Hell Trivia Solutions

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Pearl recommends taking on the rough roads of Clovelly in a Subaru Forester.

Pearl’s Advice For Would-be Vehicle Buyers Words Pearl Bullivant Picture Ron Moss DEAREST PEARL, Having read your column on many occasions I am well aware of your thoughts on gas-guzzling 4WDs. I'm a young mother of two in the market for a new car and was wondering what your thoughts were on the Subaru Forester? Is it too wanky? If it is, what would you recommend I purchase?

Thanks, Daniela

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o the whole hog, sweetie. You just can’t be living in the Eastern Suburbs without a gasguzzling 4WD, so why short-change yourself when you could be commandeering the narrow streets of Bondi in a huge black Range Rover, sleek white Lexus SUV or a bulldozing Jeep. A Subaru Forester is way too modest and small a car for an affluent and educated Eastern Suburbs mum. Think about the embarrassment you will be bringing upon your children, displaying either your lack of inherited wealth, earning power, or your inability to access salary packaging or novated leasing. Tut, tut!

Darling, without the mandatory, over-bloated 4WD your family just won’t be living the dream.

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missing out on by not having a car of the Porsche Cayenne ilk - OMG! Apart from being a status symbol (though I do know a Yummy Mummy who ‘downgraded’ her Lexus SUV to a Maserati), possessing a huge 4WD means you can purchase a designer pram (or two) as big as a house and you will be afforded a licence to do things one would never get away with in a sedan or a station wagon oversized 4WDs allow you to push the boundaries of polite society. Double parking along CloBaby Road will be a breeze, cruising at 70km/h through a school zone is suddenly acceptable behaviour and bad parking will be forgiven with a wave of the manicured hand (one doesn’t want to be late for bikram yoga, darling).

As an added bonus, provoking road rage is far more fun from the relative safety of a huge beast, allowing the driver to take speed humps at 1km/h (because you don’t want to damage the suspension of your precious off-road vehicle), stop in the middle of the road to have a chat to a friend and hold up the exit at Westfield Bondi Junction because you are too busy on your mobile to look for your ticket. Bliss!

Seriously though, sweetie, any mother who writes to me for advice wouldn’t dare be seen in a 4WD. Forget the Forester (though I do have a soft spot for the pre-2009 model) and flaunt your differences and street cred with the Impreza WRX - bright yellow, spoiler and doof-doof music, but finished off with a ‘Say No To Fracking’ bumper sticker – now that is driving bliss!

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The Beast's Monthly Mailbag Sent in by The people of the Eastern Suburbs

SECURITY OVERKILL The Eastern Suburbs of Sydney is an amazing place, and as a current resident I say there is obviously much to love about it. But with a view to making it even better, I ask the question: what's not perfect yet?

There is one pet peeve that literally stares me in the face when I go into our street on a Saturday morning, and often at other times in the week. It is the overkill of 'security' personnel patrolling public streets in proximity to specific religious places of gathering. Okay, have a 'security' presence if you choose, but patrolling local streets, looking in and under vehicles and questioning locals is quite bizarre, but is yet a somewhat common occurrence over many years now.

Accept the intrusion you say?

At the end of the day, maybe, but perhaps it is another thing to endeavour to love in what can be at times quite a fearful world.

Jesus Christ did say "love and pray for your enemies", and if fear is the enemy I will do my best Jesus Christ. If not to love, then to try to forgive.

Greg Wells, Bondi Junction STOP THESE GREEDY PIGS Someone needs to seriously look at the councils. They are just a money-making business now.

They don't give a toss about their residents. They let greedy

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developers come in and build huge houses that take away our sky and light. It is disgusting.

We may have to sell-up because of them.

The developers put in their plan for building a big ugly structure that looks like a factory building, and after it is approved, the developers alter the plan and they don't have to tell council, so they make their house even bigger. It is a total farce. I wish someone would do something to stop these greedy pigs. I used to think Sydney was great, but now what I hate is greed.

Lyn, Bondi

Okay, have a 'security' presence if you choose, but patrolling local streets, looking in and under vehicles and questioning locals is quite bizarre...

THE LOST GLASSES In November/December 2001 I visited my dear Sydneysider friend Orna. I was enjoying swimming in the Pacific Ocean at Bronte Beach when a huge and unexpected wave flipped me over and I lost my new pair of Dolce & Gabbana prescription eyeglasses.

While looking for the glasses, I bumped into the well-endowed breasts of a woman. “I am so sorry,” I said. “I lost my glasses and cannot see well.” The woman replied, “Ghil'ad? What are you doing here?” She turned out to be Hila, my dear Noar LaNoar youth movement friend (1985-1987), who I had not seen for many years.

I bought a new pair of glasses at a nearby OPSM shop and then explored Sydney – the world's most beautiful modern city – with both Orna and Hila.

Losing my glasses and bumping into a childhood friend from Israel made me think that perhaps I ought to discard my improved vision paraphernalia and simply return home. But I went back to Singapore, then Cambridge in England and then in 2004 moved to Australia!

On June 6, 2015 – almost 14 years after I lost my glasses – I was in Sydney for a Limmud Oz conference. I walked from Bondi via Tamarama to Bronte and posted a photo of Bronte Beach at Hila's, as well as at Orna's wall, vividly remembering the 2001 incident. I then said to myself, “Why don’t I ask the Bronte Beach lifeguard whether someone might have found my glasses?” He gave me a box with several pairs of glasses, one of which was my very own pair!

Ghil'ad Zuckermann, Adelaide COPPING UNFAIR FINES I recently discovered a new law being used by the Waverley Police. The law is a fine for not locking your car when it is parked on the street or in a petrol station while you are paying for your petrol. According to the policeman giving me the fine, apparently you can leave your house unlocked but not your car.

I didn't believe there was such a fine so I telephoned Kings Cross Police Station and asked about it. They thought I was joking and hung up on me twice.

I then rang the penalty number.

The lady said she had never

heard of it, and so couldn't tell me how much the fine coming in the mail would be. I then rang the NSW Legislation information line. Again, I was told that she had never heard of this fine but she would get back to me.

She got back three days later and yes, there was such a fine.

The fine notice arrived. It was for $104. I did ask the police why I couldn't leave my personally owned car unlocked but could leave my house unlocked.

Obviously the answer wasn't insurance as my house is also insured. They had no answer other than to instruct me to write a letter and it might be wavered. I wrote. It wasn't. I have never heard of anyone being waived, so I don't have high hopes.

So all you people who leave your broken down, empty and plastic Honda that no one wants unlocked, but perfectly parked in Oxford Street, Bondi Junction, beware: Waverley Police are trying door handles.

Patricia Bernard, Bondi Junction

According to the policeman giving me the fine, apparently you can leave your house unlocked but not your car.

SYDNEY BUSES NO-SHOW MEANS NO SWANS My ten-year-old son and I waited on Clovelly Road, along with other people and families, for the 339 bus one Friday night to get out to a Swans game.

We bounced at 7.50pm, so we arrived along Clovelly Road at 6.30pm. There are services scheduled every 25 minutes or so. There were plenty of buses doing the city to Clovelly run going the other way, but they all returned with lights out. There was not one bus along the 339 route from Clovelly to the city.

My son and I walked home to watch the game on TV.

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When I rang the RTA (131500) that night they had no idea of any problems, with no congestion, etc. I rang Sydney Buses on Monday morning to hear that there was "massive" congestion around Moore Park due to the Swans game, so no buses could get through. I said that I could hardly believe that as buses have dedicated lanes and then go through the park. I was told that the buses that I saw go the other way were late, so the depot directed them to proceed directly to their next route.

There were no 339 buses on Friday night for over two hours.

I pointed out to Sydney Buses that families were waiting for a bus on a cold winter night without any information that they were redirecting the 339s, and not having at least one do a run. Sydney Buses then said that that is the level of service I should expect every time there is a game on at Moore Park!

As you can imagine, there were lots of people affected on that Friday night. You guys should ring Sydney Buses and see what BS answer you get.

They might have changed their story since I rang, as I told them in no uncertain terms that what they had done was complete BS. Let your readers know that if they were affected on that Friday night they should contact their local member to ensure that this doesn't continue to happen to Clovelly and Randwick residents in the future.

Mathew Radcliffe, Randwick GET SOME BACKBONE I am at a loss as to why you published the first letter on the Letters page in the June issue, headlined ‘LADY BOY DRAMAS IN THAILAND’. If it refers to an article in a previous edition there was no mention or reference given. If it is just the rantings of Jacob Haigh, then to my mind it had no place in the magazine. It doesn't have any relevance to local issues and it highlights the extremely

distasteful practice of Australian men going 'on holidays' to Thailand for sex.

Sex tourism is a massive problem across Thailand and a lot of Asia, and to print a letter that seems to be condoning this problem is very wrong in my view, and only serves to reinforce the perception that Australian men in Thailand are a danger and are preying on young women and men who are mostly working in the sex trade for the benefit of the much wealthier and powerful tourists.

I would like to think The Beast has a bit more backbone.

Annie Parnell, Bondi COOGEE PAVILION POLITICS I read the two somewhat emotional letters regarding the Coogee Pavilion in your July issue with bemusement.

No doubt the news that Justin Hemmes has negotiated an agreement with the landlord and the Pavilion stays will be the last straw. From the day I heard that Merivale had bought the site I was all for the renovation and gleefully still am. For the edification of your two pissed off (coincidentally male?) readers, here’s a few reasons why.

Not everyone wants to socialise with friends surrounded by multiple enormous television screens simultaneously screaming multiple different sports codes. Not everyone wants to eat or drink in a TAB or socialise in a gambling hall with the frantic tones of pokies both day and night. Not everyone wants two for one steaks, $12 parmas, spag bol or the ubiquitous fish or burger and chips on a night out, and not everyone likes middies of Tooheys or wine by the glass with the provenance of an enormous cardboard box. Not all the time, anyway. As for the Pavilion being a ‘coke den’, well that’s ironic given the predilection for designer drugs by much of the NRL code who favour many Coogee venues for team bonding and other fun.

I think the Pavilion is a real positive for Coogee and a venue that serves the community well.

In the morning, the place is a giant crèche and pram central; the joint is packed with mums socialising over coffee while the kids have a ball. It has an interesting and varied food offering. Sure, some items are expensive, but the pizzas, steaks and burgers are the same price as everywhere else on the beach, and I think far superior. There’s a great vibe either upstairs or down. DJs play most nights, but even when there is no DJ, the in-house soundtrack makes for a fun time. Sure, it attracted the fast set to start with, but that’s Sydney. They’ve moved on (happy about that) and now it’s the local for locals who are not sports worshippers.

As for the Palace, I’m sorry, but it was neglected for years and ended up a rundown dump.

The Coogee Bay Hotel is a monument to all things sport, as is the Legion Club (albeit with a rockstar beach view), and many of the restaurants could do better.

The Pavilion has raised the bar for Coogee and I’m one of the very many long time beachside residents enjoying it regularly, who are delighted to see such an iconic landmark thriving. So to Nicholas and Gus, yes I’m with you. Coogee is beautiful, but its social fabric is an ever-changing beast. Maybe the best idea is to avoid the Pavilion at all costs, and then everyone can be happy.

Christine Ryan, Coogee COOGEE PAVILION SNOBS Regarding the letter about ‘Coogee Pavilion Snobs’ in the July Beast, I have to agree with the sentiment. Before the new Pavilion opened, I had read about "new local markets, art studios and music support..." I thought, "great, finally a place where locals can meet, chat, have a coffee, support local farmers/small businesses/artists, with the benefit of a local restaurant/cafe/bar vibe."

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Oh well, months went by and no such activity has been observed. Yes, it looks funky inside, but so do other places.

How exactly does it contribute to the community? Where are the promised benefits, apart from overpriced food?

Sara Hartmannova, Coogee A FAIR GO FOR FIRST HOME BUYERS I received a hand written envelope in my post this week addressed to "Dear Neighbour".

When opening I found a letter highlighting the issue of property ownership in Sydney.

It touches on investors with a ‘money is no object’ attitude.

In this letter, the agent is suggesting I bypass the market, as she has buyers willing to pay a "strong result" to secure the property I live in. How do first home buyers stand a chance when the system is this unfair?

The letter states the person is from overseas and if purchasing they would consider renting back to me. They clearly have no intention to live in Australia, let alone the property I call home.

This is morally wrong. Should government policy be allowing this to happen?

There is also a conflict of interest. The estate agent has used her second job title to sign the letter. It is signed from the President of Bondi Chamber of Commerce, so this propertyspruiking letter appears to be a massive conflict of interest.

Bondi is made up of many people renting and living in a share house set up, because they couldn't dream to afford the prices to buy here. Why? Investordriven demand driving up property prices to unattainable levels for first home owners. Foreign investors, SMSF investors, baby boomer investors and negative gearing merchants are lining their own pockets at the expense of potential first home buyers who cannot afford to get a foot on the first rung of the property ladder.

How about a fair go for first

home buyers? I do sincerely hope this estate agent is not actually a neighbour of mine. She is not welcome in my street or to buy the house that I call home.

Concerned resident, Bondi Beach

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Local Bloke... Max Giutronich From Bronte Interview James Hutton Picture Grant Brooks

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ronte resident Max Giutronich snowboards in northern winters and works in hospitality the rest of the time, and has always managed his work so it fits in around his lifestyle. Max shares his local favourites with The Beast…

How long have you lived here?

I’ve been based in Bronte my whole life; it’s a great place to call home.

What's your favourite beach?

Bronte. Good people, good vibes and shit waves.

Where do you like to have a drink? The Cubes for location, the Beaver for the rad staff and Frankie's for its ‘anything goes’ attitude. Otherwise, a G&T on my couch goes all right.

What's your favourite eatery?

There’s a dumpling house in Haymarket smaller than an

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average living room and cheaper than any meal in Sydney. Who knows what they put in their dumplings, but it does the trick.

Also Ichi-ban Boshi at the Junction does a proper ramen.

What do you do for work? Snowboarding in northern winters and hospitality the rest of the time. I’m pretty lucky to have a good variety and flexibility in my life.

Do you have a favourite sporting team? Two: the team I play for, The Bronte Pigs Football Club, and Liverpool FC. I also support any team playing against Tamarama Football Club or the South Sydney Rabbitohs.

What's your favourite thing about work? The people I get to work with and meet, as well as the fact I get to snowboard, eat really good food and taste some delicious drinks. I’ve always managed my work so it fits in around my lifestyle.

What music are you into at the moment? I listen to a bit of everything. Old school tunes feature heavily, and I like most of the music FBi spins.

What do you get up to on the weekends? Sleeping in, drinking coffee, heading to the beach and working, in that order. I try to steer clear of the weekend crowds, so most fun stuff happens during the week.

Do you have a favourite quote?

“When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.

But if you listen, you may learn something new.”

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There's nothing suss about Tami.

Local Chick... Tami Sussman From Maroubra Interview James Hutton Picture Grant Brooks

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aroubra resident Tami Sussman is a marriage celebrant who enjoys living an active lifestyle. Tami shares her local favourites with The Beast…

What music are you into at the moment? Basenji, Hermitude, Courtney Barnett, TK Maidza, Milky Chance and the Hilltop Hoods; all the darlings of Triple J.

How long have you lived here?

I moved out of home in Botany to North Bondi in 2006 and lived there for eight years. After I got married last year, my husband and I moved to Maroubra.

Who is your favourite person?

From three generations in my family: my batty granny Bettie, my sexy mexi hubby and my seriously edible seven-monthold niece.

What's your favourite beach?

Little Congwong in La Perouse.

What do you get up to on the weekends? You’ll find me doing a coastal walk, shaking my booty in dance aerobics, laughing over dinner with friends and sitting around with my family watching that baby.

What's your favourite eatery?

I’m just going to say 'a little Japanese joint' in the Bondi region, because if you publish the name it might get busier than it already is and I’ll have to wait even longer for a table!

Do you have a favourite sporting team? The Moriah Old Boys who play in the Eastern Suburbs Futsal Men’s Division and who recruited my husband to be their goalie.

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What do you do for work? I’m a marriage celebrant. I have a background in entertainment (writing and performing comedy and poetry), but that part of my life is on the back burner because I’ve had lots of weddings to officiate, and I’m loving it!

What's your favourite thing about work? I get to meet lots of loved up couples, listen to their stories and then share those narratives with a bunch of joyous people on what is one of the most important days of a couple's life. It’s a huge privilege.

Do you have a favourite quote?

When my sister and I hit puberty, we started to complain about the fact that my family had to share one bathroom at home. In attempt to appease the situation, my dad would simply reply: “A family who shits together, stays together.”

Any other words of wisdom for readers of The Beast? I should probably say that if anyone is looking for a young, engaging and vibrant celebrant to give them the perfect commitment or wedding ceremony to suit their needs, then they should get in touch with me. Please visit www.aussiecelebrant.com.

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Buzz Age 1 year Sex Male Breed Shar Pei x Labrador

Weight 21.6kg

These guys made me buy a fridge.

Thumbs Up THE BEACH BOYS – The American surf rock legends are set take to the sands of Bondi as part of the inaugural Beachfest on November 14.

REUNIONS – A chance to get on the sauce, retell old war stories and take solace in the fact that your mates look older and fatter than you.

KNAFEH – Yep, you pronounce the ‘k’, and the boys from Knafeh Bakery will be serving this delicious dessert in Bondi up until early August.

HUMILITY – Our Australian tennis stars could really do with a good dose of this. Imagine what they’d be like if they’d actually won anything…

SMOKING BANS – No longer do diners have to deal with disgusting secondhand smoke in outdoor eating areas. It’s about bloody time, really.

Buzz is a delight to have around. He is social with other dogs and easy to manage. He likes to jog and enjoys being patted and cuddled. He will often jump up to lick your face. He sits on command and knows a few other tricks. He loves to chill out and has a lovely temperament. He has a short coat. Buzz comes desexed, C5 vaccinated, heartworm free and microchipped. His adoption cost is $350. For further details, give Doggie Rescue a call on 9486 3133, email monika@doggierescue.com or visit the website at www.doggierescue.com.

Billy Age 6 years Sex Male Breed Aust Shepherd x Retriever

Weight 21.9kg

Billy is a well-mannered boy and he has been taught some basic commands in the past, including ‘sit’, ‘drop’ and ‘shake hands’. He is social with other dogs and does not react on lead. He takes treats gently and loves a cuddle. Billy would prefer a home with no cats. He has a medium coat. Billy comes desexed, C5 vaccinated, heartworm free and microchipped. His adoption cost is $350. For further details, please give Doggie Rescue a call on 9486 3133, email monika@doggierescue.com or visit the website at www.doggierescue.com.

Thumbs Down SPORT RELATED SLEEP DEPRIVATION – Wimbledon, The Ashes and Le Tour really know how to mess with your circadian rhythms.

EMBARRASSING BODIES – Is there a more disgusting show on television? Who watches this shit? It’s as bad as the Human Centipede movies.

CELEBRITY OPINIONS – Who gives a flying f**k what Dawn Fraser thinks? Or half the other chest-beating has-beens?

THE AUSSIE DOLLAR – Travelling overseas and buying stuff online is getting more expensive by the minute. Dear parity, we miss you.

COLD DRAUGHTS – Not the ones you get at the pub, but those breaths of freezing air that slide into your house and make ugg boots essential.

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Anastasia Age 5 years Sex Female Breed English Staffy x

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Anastasia is a very affectionate, gentle dog. She gets excited to go for walks and moves nicely on a loose lead. She ignores passing cars and dogs, and sits for treats. She loves a cuddle and belly rub and would prefer a household where someone is around most of the time. She has a smooth coat.

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Why don't we get the people who pay all the tax to pay even more for the stuff their taxes already pay for?

To Pay Or Not To Pay Words Dr Peter West Picture Karl Marx

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ecently the Abbott Government floated another bright idea, suggesting that maybe we should make wealthier parents pay to send their kids to state schools. Not surprisingly, the idea was met with mixed reactions. So should Eastern Suburbs parents be levied for each kid they send to the local public school?

I have taught and done research in many excellent state and private schools, some of which are in the Eastern Suburbs. There are always kids in a classroom with significant issues. Aboriginal kids have their own challenges. We have refugees in Australia who have struggled to survive, let alone become literate. We have kids with various learning disabilities. All will end up overwhelmingly in comprehensive state schools. These are the schools that bear the responsibility for finding and developing talent among ordinary kids. We need to nurture the teachers who work day and night to foster the creativity of kids from a range of different backgrounds. Without that, Australia can’t survive, especially with its many Asian neighbours whose culture demands that kids learn.

Wealthier parents have already put their kids ahead by reading to them and providing sporting and cultural challenges. These kids would do well in any school. It’s talented yet disadvantaged kids who must concern us. We must find better ways of fostering talent in kids of all kinds, and assist schools that do that.

So should we make some parents pay for education in state schools? It seems like an attractive

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idea, but how would we assess who needs to pay?

The answer is, with great difficulty. We have found often enough that wealthy people are smart at hiding their assets and minimising tax, and we need to encourage parents of substance to ‘belong’ to state schools and defend them when under attack.

Regardless, it seems the idea of wealthy parents paying for free schooling wasn’t a serious proposal.

After a kite was flown on the Monday morning, the Abbott Government backed down shortly after. “It was only a draft paper,” they said. Too often ideas are floated, as we have seen with the idea of raising the GST, then quickly backed away from, citing the Bart Simpson defence: “It wasn’t me; I didn’t do it.”

We must make governments understand that helping kids use their talents will be the only way Australia can survive in a tough world. We can only make adjustments to what our constitution will allow. We must work out how to develop the individual talents of every kid. We need a thoughtful response to developing literacy and all the other skills kids need in an unpredictable world. Kids from wealthy families will always survive and do well in life. We really need to help the others.

While there are some excellent private schools in the Eastern Suburbs, we must never forget the importance of the comprehensive state schools.

Dr Peter West teaches at the University of Technology, Sydney and gives workshops on helping boys achieve.

Should wealthy parents have to pay for public education?

Interview and Pictures Marcus Braid

Carla, Bondi

Tina, Coogee

Everyone should share the burden of public education. I think there should be a sliding scale.

We need safety nets for everybody in society.

If the income inequality gap wasn’t growing then I’d say no.

I don’t think means testing is a bad thing.

If they are going to a public school and they’re wealthy, then they can probably afford it, so I don’t think it’s a bad thing. Every child should be educated.

Stephen, Coogee

No, definitely not. There’s enough to worry about trying to bring up your kids without the pressure of that as well. The government should be able to look after that. It should be free.

Kate, Bondi

I’m going to say no, because it doesn’t respect equality. All people need to have the same terms of access.

All people are entitled to an education.

Chris, Coogee Rebecca, Coogee

No, I think it should just be fair. You never know where their wealth has come from.

They could have worked very hard, so why should they get penalised for it?

Absolutely. I think it should be taxed. The quality of education of a country is going to affect everybody, no matter what your socioeconomic status is.

Having better educated citizens produces better research.

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Alex and little Stella cruising the neigbourhood.

Better Dads Set Sights On City2Surf Words Marcus Braid Picture Alex Laguna

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o be a better dad, you need to be a better bloke. That is the philosophy underpinning Alex Laguna’s ‘Better Dads’ initiative, and to help spread the word he has entered a team into this year’s City2Surf.

Mr Laguna will be walking the route with his two daughters, Milla and Stella, and son Arnaud, and has invited other dads and their kids to join him.

“For me, a big part of being a father is creating memories for our children,” Mr Laguna said. “That’s what we’re here for. We’ve had our shot at it, and now we’ve got children it’s about doing those things.

“I wanted to put a team together, and I wanted to promote

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health and well-being. It’s not just about that one day; it’s all the exercise you should be doing leading up to it. It’s about getting out there with your kids and enjoying it; it’s such a great day. You can walk it or even if you don’t make it, you can get out there and set your children some goals.”

All dads who participate will receive a Better Dads cap, and one lucky dad who finishes the race will be given two tickets to the AC/DC concert in Sydney in November.

“We can say that we’ve raced in this iconic race together and it will be a good memory. It will be really great character building too,” Mr Laguna said.

“We’ve got about 10 to 15 teams signed up. As we get closer, hopefully more people will commit.

“It’s on my birthday too. I figured it would be a great way to turn 41, and then I’ll have really earnt a couple of beers afterwards.”

A number of well-known Australian dads have opened up about their experiences as fathers in support of Better Dads through the organisation’s website, which gives men an opportunity to candidly talk about the challenges of being a father.

Matt Moran, George Gregan, Nigel Marsh, Dion Horstmans, Shannon Noll, Tom Carroll and Tom Williams are among those who feature in an ever-growing library of interviews on the site.

“I went through a divorce a few years ago and had to parent my kids without the guidance of my partner,” Mr Laguna said.

“I had to do a bit of homework for myself and I found that there were other dads in the same position as me.”

Mr Laguna said dads are faced with a number of challenges throughout their lives, and it is important to share their experiences.

“Dads do find it difficult to put in place really simple measures to play a role in their children’s lives,” he said.

“It’s about time management and men working out what their priorities are. Mental health and guys looking after themselves is another important issue.”

Better Dads will be walking the 14-kilometre course on Sunday, August 9, starting in the orange group at the back of the pack at 9.30am. Adult entry is $80, entry for kids aged six to 16 is $55, and for kids under five, entry is $15.

To register as part of the Better Dads team, email alex@ betterdads.com or call him on 0409 125 325. For more information about the City2Surf, visit www.city2surf.com.au.

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Bits & Pieces From Around The Beaches...

Words Marcus Braid Picture Mick Duck - @duck_mick

SCORES ON DOORS ONLINE Food safety ratings for more than 200 Randwick City restaurants and cafes are now available online for diners to check out the safety and hygiene practices of their favourite eateries.

Scores On Doors is part of a voluntary program with the NSW Food Authority to give diners more choice and promote the excellent food safety standards of local food businesses. Food businesses are given star ratings following unannounced inspections. To celebrate our local star-rated cafes and restaurants, Randwick City Council is giving residents a weekly chance to win dinner to the value of $60.

Visit www.randwick.nsw.gov. au/ScoresOnDoors and fill in the form. Council will draw one winner each week for 10 weeks until September 21, 2015.

LEARN TO DRIVE PROGRAM FOR LOCAL YOUTH The Greenlight Movement is a Bondi Junction-based volunteer learn to drive mentoring program for disadvantaged youth.

The program supports young people (16-24 years) to achieve their P plates, which strength-

ens their opportunity to access employment. The group supplies the mentor training and Greenlight car, and drivers supply two hours a week of their time. If you’re over 25 years old and drive a manual car, the Greenlight Movement would love to hear from you. Contact Ashleigh on 9331 2691 for more information.

HAVAIANAS MAKES NEW AQUABUMPS SERIES Havaianas Australia has announced that the popular Aquabumps x Havaianas collaboration will return in 2015.

The new print will be available as part of its summer 15/16 range, following the huge success of the debut style in 2013.

Aquabumps founder Eugene Tan took the iconic image featured on this year’s style during a recent surfing trip to Hawaii. The new Aquabumps style is made in Brazil from the highest-grade materials available. They’re available in store and online at www.havaianasaustralia.com.au.

PILOT STATION MAKEOVER Minister for Roads, Maritime and Freight Duncan Gay and Member for Vaucluse Gabrielle Upton

The late arvo glass-off at Bronte; no waves unfortunately.

have officially opened the boating safety education centre at the former Watsons Bay Pilot Station to help educate young boaties on how to be safe and responsible on the water. The NSW Government has worked closely with key partners such as the Boating Industry Association, Marine Teachers Association, Yachting NSW, Paddle NSW and Sailability to turn the boating centre into a reality. Kids from all walks of life can go to the facility to learn more about boating safety.

COMMITMENT TO PLAY Centennial Parklands has been awarded a Network of Community Activities’ OOSHCA Article 31 Award for its ‘commitment to play’ through its industry leading ‘OOSH in the Bush’ program. Changing and leading the way children and educators in out-of-school care in NSW are interacting with the outdoors, OOSH in the Bush engaged 260 OOSH children in 10 hours of nature play earlier this year across two sites: Centennial Parklands and the Australian Botanic Garden, Mount Annan.

The program was funded by the NSW Environmental Trust.

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I can't believe these blokes are still alive.

The Beach Boys Set To Jet Into Bondi Words Marcus Braid Picture Brian Wilson

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f there is one band in history that embodies everything about the beach and summer vibes, it is undoubtedly The Beach Boys.

It is more than appropriate, then, that one of the most enduring and influential bands in pop history will headline the inaugural Bondi Beachfest.

Waverley Mayor Sally Betts said Bondi Beachfest, to be held at Bondi Beach on November 14, was an exciting event that Council was proud to get behind.

“Waverley Council is proud to support Beachfest,” she said.

“It reflects our wonderful beach culture, and is a great way to herald the summer holidays.

“Surf safety is a priority with Waverley, and we’re very pleased to see Beachfest helping raise much needed funds for our lifesavers.”

Cr Betts said the event will attract people of all ages, which is a positive.

“A lot of these things we try once, and then we see how it goes,” she said. “We’re still working out a few of the little details, but generally the whole concept

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we are supportive of.

“It certainly helps because of the beach culture, so we’re trying to make sure Surf Lifesaving NSW get a reasonable amount out of the event.”

Surf Life Saving NSW (SLSNSW) is the official beneficiary of Beachfest, with one dollar from every ticket sold to be donated to the organisation.

Phil Vanney, the CEO of SLSNSW, said Beachfest is a fantastic opportunity to showcase the surf lifesaving movement and increase awareness about the need to save lives.

“Surf Life Saving NSW relies heavily on the generosity and support of the community to continue to provide the vital service of keeping our beaches safe and ensuring that NSW beaches are patrolled by well trained and equipped Surf Life Saving volunteers,” he said.

Having The Beach Boys headline Bondi Beachfest is a big coup for event organisers. The band has produced songs with a blend of guitars and vocal harmonies, creating a signature California

pop sound that is among the most recognisable in rock history.

The Beach Boys boast album sales of over 100 million, 32 American Platinum and Gold records, an induction into the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame and a Lifetime Achievement Grammy Award. Captained by Mike Love, The Beach Boys’ music defines youth and fun.

Beachfest’s other confirmed acts on the day include The Whitlams, Busby Marou, Kim Churchill and Sahara Beck.

Along with live performances from the bands all day, there will also be a surf lifesaving parade by the Bondi lifesavers, which will include a march past, beach flag event and board race. There will also be a Miss Beachfest competition, surfing and skating exhibitions, plus market and food stalls for the duration of the event.

Bondi Beachfest will kick-off at 3pm on Saturday, November 14. Reserved seating tickets are $85 and are on sale at www.bondibeachfest.com.

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Book Released About Denniss’ World Record Run Words Marcus Braid

T

he Randwick-based marathon man who set the record for the fastest run around the world ain’t your average bloke, and now you can read all about how he achieved his extraordinary feat in his recently released book about the experience.

Tom Denniss, 54, set a record of 622 days for his 26,232-kilometre run around the world, which he completed nearly two years ago.

His book, ‘The World At My Feet’, tells more than just the story of Mr Denniss’ run.

“It’s a chronology of the run, but also a travel log of the geography, history and culture of the places I went through, linking in with interesting running facts and anecdotes,” Mr Denniss said.

“It’s more than just a day by day account of the run. It’s a hybrid of styles in many ways.”

Mr Denniss experienced some tough moments throughout his journey, but pulled through to break the world record. The run also raised over $60,000 for Oxfam Australia.

“The highlights were the Grand Canyon, Monument Valley in the US, running over the Andes and crossing the Nullabor,” Mr Denniss said.

“In general, it wasn’t that big a struggle. The hardest times were the heat of the US summer in 2012, and I went through the longest winter in Europe for a long time as well. They were probably the two hardest times: the heat one year and cold the next.”

The World At My Feet can be found at all good books stores, online outlets and by visiting www.allenandunwin.com.

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I'd rather be in Bali.

Yu’s Inspirational Run A Break From The Daily Grind Words Sarah Healey Picture Adam Yu

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et’s break free from the daily grind and embark on soulchanging experiences across uncharted territories! Sounds like a daydream, right? Well one man’s daydream recently became his own reality.

Last year, Adam Yu, a fit young Aussie bloke living in Bondi, decided to pass up a surf trip to Bali with his mates in order to focus on climbing the career ladder. This decision made Adam reflect on why he’d allowed himself to become tied down and constrained by the daily grind. He decided to make a momentous change.

In February this year, Adam set out to run 3,000km from Barcelona to Amsterdam to raise funds for Arts Access Australia (AAA).

AAA is the top national organisation for arts and disability, and works to increase opportunities and access for people with a disability as artists, arts-workers, participants and audiences. So far Adam has raised a total of $14,500 and he hopes to reach his goal of $50,000 by the end of the year.

An encounter with AAA at a free art event in Sydney in 2013 led Adam to form a close bond with the organisation,

and spurred him on to raise funds for a group of people he admired and respected.

“I feel privileged that whenever I have an idea I can work towards it independently, but for some people they do need others to help make it happen,” Adam said.

The run helped plant the seed for Adam’s personal initiative, ‘The Why You Collective’, which aims to encourage people to reach their own path of happiness.

“The basis of the run was an example of showing that nothing will motivate you more than your own ideas,” Adam said.

During his 124-day adventure, Adam met some remarkable individuals from all walks of life.

“Meeting people with inspirational stories confirms that the run was the right thing to do: to stay clear on why you do things and not let ‘opportunities for cash’ start to cloud your vision,” he said.

Adam has some big ideas for the future. To find out more, please visit www.facebook. com/thewhyyoucollective or email adam.yu@live.com.

More Bits & Pieces From Around The Beaches...

Words Marcus Braid Picture Andrea Gandolfi

FIT FOR FUTURE PROPOSAL Randwick and Waverley Councils have lodged their joint merger proposal to the Independent Pricing and Regulatory Tribunal in response to the NSW Government’s Fit for the Future program. The merger would create a new Eastern Suburbs council area with a population of 216,000 residents from Vaucluse to La Perouse and is expected to deliver cost benefits over ten years of $103 million. The proposal is viewed by some as a sound alternative, which retains communities of interest while still being broadly consistent with the Independent Local Government Review Panel’s proposal for a global city council.

COMMUNITY BUILDING PARTNERSHIP FUNDING Member for Vaucluse Gabrielle Upton and Member for Coogee Bruce Notley-Smith have announced that the 2015 NSW Government Community Building Partnership funding program is open. The program offers funding for infrastructurebased projects that meet a need in the local community. Applica-

tions for funding are open until Friday, August 7. Applications can be made via the Community Building Partnership website at www.communitybuildingpartnership.nsw.gov.au.

FILM, TALK AND FEAST Are you concerned about climate change, peak oil, and social and economic injustice? Can one person make a difference? Yes you can! Join Transition Bondi for inspiring evenings learning about the environment over a delicious vegan dinner. The group meets on Wednesdays at Ruby’s Café (upstairs at Chapel by the Sea), 95 Roscoe Street, Bondi from 7-9.15pm. Entry is $20 online or $25 at the door. Visit www.transitionbondi.org.

CONTAINER DEPOSIT SCHEME ANNOUNCED Environment Minister Mark Speakman has announced the members of the committee to advise the NSW Government on the design and implementation of a cost-effective container deposit scheme in NSW. It is estimated that more than two billion plastic bottles are littered

Local rivalry: Rainbow Lorikeet versus Noisy Miner.

every year in NSW. The cost to the community of littering goes well beyond visual pollution. It is estimated that the total cost to the community is between $300 and $350 million nationally each year. The core task of the committee will be to ensure that any scheme recommended to the government drives down litter rates and increases recycling in a cost effective and efficient way.

NEW CLASSROOMS FOR LOCAL SCHOOLS The 2015-16 state budget announcement confirmed funding for major upgrades to Rainbow Street and Randwick Public Schools. The upgrades, which will include libraries, administration areas and hall expansions, are expected to be completed by January 2018 and will be undertaken as part of the Innovative Education, Successful Students initiative.

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The boys throwing their balls around at Cloey Bowlo.

Oh Brother, What A Match Words and Picture Duncan Horscroft

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orget about the Hatfields and McCoys, or the Campbells and McDonalds, this was a battle for clan honours between the Pericas and Hugheses.

The much-awaited clash took place between brothers Peter and Bruce Hughes and Mark and Jason Perica on the village green at the Clovelly Bowling Club in an effort to advance to the next round of the coveted pairs division.

The Pericas have bowling in their blood. Their late mother Gerda was a regular competitor for the women’s club with a string of titles to her name.

“I joined the club about a year after Mum died and have been playing for about five years; Jason followed me about four years ago. We love the camaraderie and it’s great to carry on a family tradition,” Mark said.

As for the Hughes boys, they

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have taken to the game with a passion and both are now also keen competition regulars.

“I have lived around the area all my life and, when I started coming to the club for a beer a few years ago, decided to join and ended up playing bowls and enjoying it,” Bruce said. “Pete used to come and have a roll-up when he flew in from Melbourne where he was working, and when he moved to Perth he started playing Pennants for the Como club.

“He’s back in Bronte now looking after Mum and when she loosens the lead he turns into a bowls tragic.”

Unfortunately for the Pericas the bias fell the wrong way in the big game and it was highfives all round for the Hugheses as they relived the victory over a few schooners.

The brothers are part of a ‘new breed’ of bowlers at

Clovelly with many ‘younger people’ mixing it with the veterans in all forms of competition for both men and women.

Father-and-son team John Cottle and his 12-year-old son Fletcher are regular competitors and there’s a strong mix of husbands and wives playing together on a regular basis.

This year the club has been solid against other clubs with both the men’s and women’s teams representing Clovelly at the upcoming state Pennants titles at venues such as Warners Bay and Bathurst.

On most weekends the club’s greens are awash with barefoot bowlers who flock to the scenic location, and the strong demand for social bowling, coupled with the club’s competition success, has made Clovelly one of the strongest clubs around the beaches of the east.

With the new fiscal year well and truly underway, I am pleased to say that our $163M budget for 2015–16 has allocated over $35M for capital improvement projects which includes $10M for road and footpath upgrades across Randwick City.

Randwick Council is responsible for an extensive local road network of more than 270 kilometres. This responsibility and management includes kerb and guttering, signage, footpaths, line marking and traffic management on all of these roads. However, there is also an additional 50 kilometres of roads that are not under Council’s authority, and are classified as either regional or state roads.

For example, large parts of Anzac Parade, Alison Road, Bunnerong Road, Carrington Road, Rainbow Street and even Gardeners Road are state roads and are the responsibility of Roads and Maritime Service (RMS). This includes line marking, pot holes, kerb and guttering and all associated signage.

If you have an issue with a road and are unsure whether it belongs to the Council or another authority, please contact our customer service line for advice or visit our website to view a full list of state roads.

Councillor Ted Seng Mayor of Randwick @randwickmayor

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For The Love Of Art Words Ralph Cohen

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ince its founding in Woollahra in 1968, many thousands of adults and children have passed through the doors of the Waverley-Woollahra Art School (WWAS) to find happiness in art, develop and refine their talents, and often to make art their lifetime passion or even their livelihood.

Known originally as the Woollahra-Waverley Art School, it moved to 138 Bondi Road in the late '80s when its original premises had to make way for the construction of Syd Einfeld Drive.

Since its inception, WWAS has operated as a an independent non-profit community art school with support provided by both Woollahra and Waverley Councils; in return, the art school runs important art prize events that it initiated for the councils, including the popular annual Waverley Art Prize, which boasts a prize pool of $11,000.

“Waverley-Woollahra is blessed with outstanding teachers who are adept at working with young folk, so we also run many courses during school holidays to give children a structure and a broader understanding of art than they are likely to receive from junior schools,” printmaking tutor Robert Ives said.

“It can give them an appreciation of art and add to their lifetime enjoyments.”

WWAS offers a wide range of courses in visual arts, including painting, drawing, sculpture, pottery and ceramics, printmaking and photography. There’s even a pottery class open jointly to parents and children.

For more detailed information about Waverley-Woollahra Art School’s classes, workshops and tutors, visit wwas.org.au.

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Painting the town... yellow.

Bondi Bids Farewell To Parking Signs Words Marcus Braid Picture Waverley Council

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averley Mayor Sally Betts recently confirmed the decluttering of Hall Street in Bondi would be used as a template for other streets in the region.

Hall Street, between Campbell Parade and O’Brien Street, is the latest street to have the majority of its parking and traffic signage removed, decluttering the street to improve the visual aspect of the area.

In its place, Waverley Council has erected area signage at the entrance points to the street to alert drivers of the parking limits, and painted unbroken yellow lines on the kerbside to replace ‘no stopping’ and ‘no parking’ signs.

Cr Betts said it was “without any doubt” that the decluttering of Waverley streets would continue to occur.

“Waverley is an attractive, scenic area, but the number of street signs cluttered along our streets has spoilt the aesthetics,” she said.

“We’re sick of horrible signs everywhere. It’s very difficult for people to understand when the signs are different across the area. This is a good way when you enter an area and one sign has the same hours and every-

thing applies to everybody.”

Local residents and businesses around Hall Street were informed of the changes through flyers and social media, and council rangers are giving warnings to first-time parking offenders who may not have noticed the changes.

Council removed 66 parking and traffic signs along Hall Street, replacing them with 19 area signs, effectively reducing the number of signs by 47.

“We’ve been standardising all of our metered parking,” Cr Betts said. “Previously, one side of Campbell Parade was different metered pricing to the other.

“It was considered that one side was beach and one was CBD. We’ve changed parking so that it’s standard and everybody knows what the prices are. There are no surprises to anybody.”

Council is hoping to receive feedback about the changes to Hall Street so it can address any issues and begin to improve the streetscapes throughout Waverley. More information can be found at www.waverley.nsw.gov.au.

MAYOR‘S MESSAGE An update on the Future of Waverley In June Waverley Councillors made a difficult decision. We endorsed the Officer’s suggestion that our submission to the State Government would propose to merge with Randwick City Council. We have always preferred to stand by ourselves but understand the Independent Pricing and Regulatory Tribunal (IPART) would have only assessed Waverley Council as ‘fit’ if we submitted a merger proposal – which we did on Tuesday 30 June. IPART advised councils if they submitted proposals to stand alone they were likely to be assessed as ‘not fit’ because populations could be too small to meet the ‘scale and capacity’ criteria.

The risk of us going down the road of standing alone also meant we would lose our ability to influence the outcome. For instance, we would most likely have been required to become part of the ‘Global City’ with City of Sydney, Woollahra, Randwick and Botany as recommended by Independent Local Government Review Panel (ILGRP). Our proposal is now with IPART and we will keep you informed on the next steps as they come to light. Our website waverley.nsw.gov. au/council/local_government_reform will have all the up-to-date information on the Future of Waverley.

Tamarama Park recycling system We are building a new recycling system in Tamarama Park. This system will improve water quality and reduce pollution at Tamarama Beach. It will collect, treat and recycle polluted stormwater for use in public toilets, park irrigation and cleaning. The system will also save over 14 million litres of drinking water.

As part of the project other work at the park will be completed, including the installation of new park furniture, irrigation and plants. You can find more information on our website waverley.nsw.gov.au.

Sally Betts, Mayor of Waverley CUSTOMER SERVICE CENTRE 55 Spring Street, Bondi Junction NSW 2022 PO Box 9, Bondi Junction NSW 1355 PHONE 9369 8000 WEB waverley.nsw.gov.au

Events Meet the Author with Adam Ford and My Life in Ruins Thursday 16 July, 6.30–8pm Waverley Library Meet Adam Ford, British archaeologist, TV presenter, and writer. He has led expeditions and explored the world’s history across many continents. Join this real life Indiana Jones as he introduces his new book.

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Books, Movies and More – Discussion Group for Seniors Thursdays 10–11.30am Library Theory Room Did you find the latest bestseller simply amazing or think the new blockbuster a bore? Share your opinions and ideas in this friendly and lively group.

No bookings required.

For more information call 9386 7777.

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Words Marcus Braid Picture Sebastian Elmaloglou - @Intepic

EASTERN BEACHES LAC MASQUERADE BALL The NSW Police Force’s Eastern Beaches LAC is organising a fantastic fundraising Masquerade Ball on Saturday, August 15 in the Ballroom at Randwick Racecourse and they would like you to attend. With special guest MC Amanda Keller and other local celebrities on hand, you’ll be in for a fun time. The Eastern Beaches LAC Masquerade Ball will raise funds for NSW Police Legacy to support Legatees on their trek of the Kokoda Trail in 2016. NSW Police Legacy supports bereaved families following the loss of loved ones and supports police and their families experiencing challenging times in their lives. For more information, please email ebpoliceball@police.nsw.gov.au or call 9349 9299.

WINTER WONDERLAND FAMILY FUN DAY Chill out and enjoy the Winter Wonderland Family Fun Day on Saturday, August 1 at St Paul’s Church in South Coogee from 10am – 3pm. Kids will love feeding and cuddling the baby farm

animals, face painting, a jumping castle and craft activities. There will be cake and handicraft stalls, Devonshire tea, a barbecue and homemade soup. Try your luck on the skill tester and lucky-dip, watch ‘Ice Age 4’, or take part in the Aussie Bodz gymnastic dance. Contact Natalie Keledjian on natkjohnk@bigpond.com.

RANDWICK FARMERS MARKET NOW OPEN Get along to the brand new Randwick Farmers Market every Saturday from 9am-2pm at Randwick Public School on Frances Street, Randwick. Stallholders including Pukara Estate, Sonoma Bakery, Country Valley Milk and Pepe Saya Butter will all be selling their wares. If you are interested in becoming a stallholder, please call Maria Stranieri on 0414 602 680 or visit maria@specialtymarkets.com.au.

SERVICE NSW BONDI JUNCTION ONE-STOP SHOP NSW Minister for Finance, Services and Property Dominic Perrottet has opened the Bondi Junction Service Centre on Ebley Street, saying the residents

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and businesses of the area were reaping the benefits of the one-stop shop. A new Service NSW digital store at Westfield Bondi Junction has also opened.

The digital transaction stores are cashless, versatile and can be easily moved around key customer hubs to meet demand, as well as continue to evolve as new technology and services become available. For Service NSW location details, call 13 77 88 or visit www.service.nsw.gov.au.

EASTERN SUBURBS PUBS A REAL WINNER The winners of the second annual Time Out Sydney Pub Awards were announced recently and a number of Eastern Suburbs venues took home honours.

Sydney’s top publicans, bartenders and industry folk were in attendance at the awards night, rubbing shoulders with more than 300 partygoers. The Coogee Pavilion took out the ‘Family Friendly’ award, the Watsons Bay Boutique Hotel received a ‘Highly Commended’ award, Darlo Bar won the ‘Good Times’ award, and the Lord Dudley Hotel took out the ‘Legend’ award.

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Council Acts On Super Storm Erosion Words Marcus Braid Picture Grant Brooks

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andwick City Council has commenced rock stabilisation works to the Clovelly Headland following significant erosion caused by the April super storms.

The move comes as Greens Councillor Murray Matson warned locals to expect increasingly erratic climatic conditions.

“The Greens have been warning that man-made climate change is real,” he said. “We can expect more erratic climatic conditions, such as high tides and back-ups of storm water.

“I think we’re going to have a problem and as a nation we should be confronting this, because it’s going to be a problem confronting all coastal communities.

“Council did put clauses into its latest Local and Environmental Plan, which was approved in 2012 to protect against sea level rises. I’m wondering if that was adequate.”

The works at Clovelly Headland, expected to take up to eight weeks, involve installing sandstone boulders along the headland towards Shark Point to stabilise the land and reduce erosion.

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Randwick Mayor Ted Seng said the works are vital for coastal protection and should be completed by spring.

"We are lucky to live in such a beautiful part of Sydney and as a responsible Council it is essential that we protect this picturesque coastline," he said.

"The April storms caused some damage in this area and fast-tracked the need to complete this work.

"The work will include some excavation, installation of natural sandstone boulders and minor landscaping works.

"Thankfully, it will be completed well before the summer season, reducing the impact on our residents and visitors."

The project is due to be completed some time in August, depending on the weather.

Council has advised that throughout the course of the works, noise, erosion and dust controls will be used to mitigate any adverse impacts on the surrounding environment and community. Shark Point – a local fishing and dive spot – will not be accessible during this time.

When asked if he was con-

cerned about the works at Clovelly, Cr Matson stressed that he was more concerned with works approved for Coogee Beach.

“We are putting new structures under the promenade there,” he said.

“To the south of it, I am a little bit concerned with the tides now that we are getting the warnings of increased sea level rises. I think that could be a problem.

“Council has proposed it and from what I understand, the Joint Regional Planning Panel has approved. I think before we actually make the decision as a council to proceed with the new construction, I would like us to have another look at this issue.”

Cr Matson said there had been a recent build-up of sea sand against the walls along Coogee Beach.

“There were some recent heavy tides; probably the same tides that resulted in the erosion at Clovelly,” he said.

“One of the metal doors of one of the storage areas was torn off, I’m told. I would like Council to have another look at that before we proceed with construction, because we might have a problem.”

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he route for the proposed Bondi Junction cycleway appears far from settled after Waverley Council moved to give further consideration to the $5 million plan.

Council has approved cycleway and streetscape plans, but deferred the design of some intersections for safety reasons.

Councillor Andrew Cusack said the issue is far from resolved after a cycleway route workshop took place on June 30.

“There are so many issues with the current cycle path I can’t even begin to tell you,” he said.

“Let me tell you the current route is not a fait accompli. It is fraught with issues that need to be resolved.

“I hope we get the best route for cyclists and what they want to do. That has to be first and foremost. And how do we provide something that provides that but doesn’t completely stuff up everything else?”

Cr Cusack said he is particularly concerned about the plan to run a cycleway along Spring Street.

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“I think the cart has been put before the horse. I don’t think we’ve properly looked at where the cyclists want to go,” he said.

“I’ve had complaints from a lot of the business owners along Spring Street who are obviously anxious and nervous.

“There are so many demands on that street already with cars and trucks, deliveries and workmen; I’m not convinced yet that it’s the best route.”

The Bondi Junction cycleway is seen as an important route connecting the Eastern Suburbs to Sydney’s CBD, and its development and construction has been made a priority by Council and the State Government.

“I would love the help of someone like The Beast to say, ‘Where do cyclists want to go?’”

Cr Cusack said. “I don’t know and when I asked questions in the workshop, I don’t think they knew either.

“I don’t want to see anyone killed or injured. Where Spring Street is going to meet Bronte Road and then into the bus lane, to have cyclists going through there with the intensity of buses there

just scares the hell out of me.”

Waverley Mayor Sally Betts said the necessary information to make a decision on the cycleway route was not yet at hand.

“We need to look at numbers, efficiencies, where it would be and what side of Syd Einfeld Drive it would be,” she said.

“Although we are moving forward on Spring Street, we’re moving forward slowly to work out the different intersections while we look at the feasibility of Syd Einfeld Drive.

“We don’t have the results yet, so people are not able to make up their minds.”

Cr Betts said the RMS, RTA and police are still having discussions about certain intersections under the plan.

“We are looking to see if it’s possible to put a cycleway on Syd Einfeld Drive,” she said.

“That was always on the agenda, but it was on the agenda for next year to look at it as a separate issue. We brought that forward just to work out the pros and cons. That is quite a complex discussion that needs to take place.”

Does the Eastern Suburbs need an expensive cycleway linking Bondi Junction to the CBD? Interview and Pictures Marcus Braid

Desiree, North Bondi

Yes, for safety. If people continue to cycle then they should.

I’m originally from Holland, so I’m all for cycleways. It will keep people fit, because they don’t have to take public transport.

AJ, Rose Bay

Yes, because it would be good if people rode their bikes.

There are probably not enough options for cycling around the east. I wouldn’t know how much it costs.

Diana, Bondi Junction

James, Bondi

Yes, because I’m originally from the Netherlands. I’m used to cycling and I wouldn’t dare go on a bicycle with the traffic. I admire all the cyclists who actually do.

It’s too dangerous.

I just got a bike and I’m too worried to ride it, so the answer is yes. You look how busy the traffic is and you’re going to be taking a big risk cycling on the road.

Pam, Bondi Kane, Bondi

I’m a BMX rider and I’m in favour of cycleways.

I’ve travelled through Europe and stuff like that, and it’s the way of the future.

It probably does because I sometimes take my son to work. He lives in Paddington and avoiding the cyclists is difficult early in the morning. If they had their own track, it would be good.

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THE ARCHIBALD The Archibald Prize, first awarded in 1921, is Australia’s favourite art award. Awarded to the best portrait, it’s a who’s who of Australian culture. The finalists will be exhibited at the Art Gallery of NSW from July 18 to September 27.

Visit www.artgallery.nsw.gov.au.

LEARN TO DRIVE PROGRAM The Greenlight Movement is a Bondi Junction-based volunteer learn to drive mentoring program for disadvantaged youth.

The program helps young people (16-24 years) to get their P plates.

Contact Ashleigh Holmes on 9331 2691 for more information.

COMMUNITY BUILDING The 2015 NSW Government Community Building Partnership funding program is open for one more day. Applications for funding close on Friday, August 7. Applications can be made by visiting www.communitybuildingpartnership.nsw.gov.au.

FILM, TALK AND FEAST Are you concerned about climate change, peak oil, and social and economic injustice? This group meets on Wednesdays at Ruby’s Café, 95 Roscoe Street, Bondi from 7–9.15pm. Entry is $20 online or $25 at the door. Visit www.transitionbondi.org.

BLONDE POISON Would you save your family and yourself from persecution or condemn others to certain death?

Blonde Poison looks to shed light on this toughest of questions. It’s on at the Old Fitz from July 28 to August 15. Visit www.oldfitztheatre.com/tickets-blonde-poison.

MAKING RADIO ACCESSIBLE Making Airwaves is a Windgap Foundation initiative that allows adults who live with an intellectual disability to create their own half hour radio show. Making Airwaves always welcomes new participants, volunteers and donations. Visit www.windgap.org.au.

WALK AROUND WATSONS BAY Watsons Bay has a new walking group for over 50s every Thursday morning. The group meets at 8.15am near Christison Park, near the roundabout on Old South Head Road in Vaucluse.

Please call 9391 7182 or email community@woollahra.nsw.gov.au.

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WINTER IS OVER Forget what Jon Snow has been saying - winter is not coming; it’s now finally gone! The best six months of the year lies in wait and cold mornings should now be a thing of the past. Pack away the uggies, chuck the heater in storage and get ready for spring.

SCORES ON DOORS Food safety ratings for more than 200 Randwick City restaurants and cafes are now available online for diners to check out the safety and hygiene practices of their favourite eatery. Visit www. randwick.nsw.gov.au/ScoresOnDoors for more information.

CARD MAKING SESSIONS Take part in a relaxing, creative craft session with gifted card maker Gail Kenward at Bowen Library from 5.30pm–6.30pm on the second Monday of each month. Each session has a different theme. All craft supplies are provided and each card made costs $4.

AICE FILM FESTIVAL The Australia Israel Cultural Exchange Israeli Film Festival 2015 program features 35 titles across six categories, screening in four cities. The festival is on in Sydney at Palace Cinemas from August 17-30. For more info visit www.aiceisraelifilmfestival.com.

WINTER FUN IN THE PARK Centennial Parklands' winter What’s On program is out now.

With over 50 events and activities for kids and adults, there's something to keep everyone entertained and moving over the cooler months. Visit www.centennialparklands.com.au/whatson.

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BECOME A CHESS WIZARD This Chess Club at Margaret Martin Library is for children in school years 3-6 who want to learn how to play chess, as well as those who would like to improve their skills. Master the moves and learn the importance of each piece.

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AND THEY’RE RACING From trophies and sashes, to artwork, photographs and archives, the Australian Turf Club holds the history of thoroughbred horse racing in Australia in its vast collection. This exhibition at Bowen Library is on until September 13.

Entry is free. Call 9314 4888.

JEANS FOR GENES DAY Pull on a pair of jeans to help raise funds for research into birth defects and diseases such as cancer, epilepsy and a range of genetic disorders. Every dollar raised will help scientists at the Children’s Medical Research Institute. Visit www.jeansforgenes.org.au.

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CITY2SURF The City2Surf kicks off this morning. The event is 14km in distance, starting from the intersection of Park and College Streets in Sydney’s CBD and finishing at Bondi Beach. Entry for adults is $80. Please visit www.city2surf.com.au.

FOOD ADDICTION SUPPORT Are you having a hard time controlling the way you eat? Food Addicts in Recovery Anonymous (FA) offers help and hope. FA holds meetings every Friday at 10am at the Salvation Army Hall on Boyce Road, Maroubra. Call 0410 566 724 or visit www.foodaddicts.org.

DADS READ AT KID’S LIBRARY Stories, songs and movement will be the name of the game today, especially for 0-5 year-olds and their male carers from 10– 10.30am at Waverley Children’s Library. All dads are encouraged to come along. Entry is free and you can book by calling 9386 7720.

DOG LOVERS SHOW After its inaugural success in 2014, the Sydney Dog Lovers Show will return to the Hordern Pavilion and Royal Hall of Industries on Saturday, August 15 and Sunday, August 16. The show will be the perfect destination to keep cosy with a tonne of furry friends.

WAYS TO HAVE FUN WAYS Youth Services’ after-school program is laden with exciting activities for kids and teens. There are acting lessons every Friday from 5.30-7pm for $10. WAYS also has a fully equipped music studio available for all to use. Please visit www.ways.org.au or call 9365 2500.

CHOOKS TAKE ON BRONCOS The Roosters have made their way into top four reckoning at the right time of the season, with September’s finals series just around the corner. The boys take on the Brisbane Broncos tonight, with kick off at 7.30pm at Allianz Stadium.

Visit www.roosters.com.au.

BARGAIN HUNT AT BONDI Wander through the Bondi Markets and pick up a bargain at Bondi Beach Public School. Check out original designer clothing, jewellery, arts, craft, homewares and great vintage finds every Sunday from 10am-4pm. Visit www.bondimarkets.com.au.

DAFFODIL DAY Help grow hope for Australians affected by cancer – hope for better treatments, hope for more survivors, and hope for a cancerfree future. Every day around 350 Australians are diagnosed with cancer. For more info, please visit www.daffodilday.com.au.

RANDWICK FARMERS MARKET The Randwick Farmers Market is on every Saturday at Randwick Public School on Frances Street.

There’ll be a wide variety of stallholders selling their wares.

Contact Maria Stranieri if you are interested in becoming a stallholder by calling 0414 602 680.

JEWISH WRITERS' FESTIVAL Don’t miss Homeland, Prisoners of War and DIG creator, writer and director Gideon Raff at the Sydney Jewish Writers' Festival (29-30 August), hosted by Waverley Council at Waverley Library.

A variety of passes are available at www.sjwf.org.au.

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KEEPING THE FAITH

HARRIET DYER Interview Dan Hutton Photography Georgie Gavaghan

Where are you originally from?

I’m from Townsville in Far North Queensland and I moved to Sydney in 2007 when I had just turned 18.

Where are you living these days?

I’m living on Clovelly Road in Randwick.

What do you love about the Eastern Suburbs? It reminds me of home because I grew up next to the water. We lived in the same house my whole life and it was right on the water in Townsville.

I feel a bit claustrophobic away from water.

Is there anything that gets your goat about the Eastern Suburbs?

Yeah, the women in their big SUVs who honk their horns when you cross the road in front of them, even when they're slowing down to get the red light. Also, sometimes I think people can close off a little.

How old were you when you first became interested in acting? I did plays and musicals from the age of seven. I've been doing tap dancing since I was five and I did my first musical in Townsville in a huge theatre when I was seven. It was 'Annie'; my sister was playing Annie and I was playing her little sidekick.

When did you decide to pursue acting as a career? When I was about 16. I thought if pursuing a career was doing what you're good at and what you enjoy doing, then this was what I had to do. It's what I seem to do best. I didn't ever have a plan B. After you finished school, did you get straight into NIDA? I didn’t. I auditioned twice and they didn't want me. I did a NIDA course, which was a one year music theatre course; that's what I moved to Sydney for.

Have you ever thought about following a pop career? There was actually a moment when I did look at a plan B. I was going to enrol in vocal jazz performance at Griffith University. I auditioned for that at the same time that I auditioned for the NIDA course, and I almost did a Bachelor of Music in jazz singing, but then I went to the Actors Centre and did a full time course for two and a half years from 2009 to 2011.

Do you think you would be where you are today if you hadn’t done those acting courses? No, definitely not. I never thought that acting would be something that you could just get into. I didn't want to be like Isabel Lucas and be discovered at the markets. I wanted to have a craft that I knew I could fall back on when talent was not cutting it. I think you've got to be talented, but you've also got to have technique.

them now and hopefully there’ll be some more in the future. I'm just waiting to see if they will fit in with my schedule.

You actually beat Cate Blanchett for 'best actor in a leading role' last year in the Sydney Theatre Awards, didn’t you? I did, and that was unreal. It was really silly. I was on stage at the Sydney Theatre Company doing a play with Bryan Brown. I was really glad that I was unavailable to be there that night because I didn't want to sit there and inevitably hear: "And the winner is, Cate Blanchett." I was really stoked that I couldn't be there.

I wanted to have a craft that I knew I could fall back on when talent was not cutting it.

How did you get your role as Patricia in Channel Nine’s popular drama 'Love Child'? There was an audition first. I actually auditioned for Annie, which is Gracie Gilbert's role. I did an audition and then a recall for Annie, and then there was a bit of a wait. I got a phone call saying, "Bad news you didn't get Annie," but then they said, "Good news, you got Patricia.” We signed on for three seasons, but I don't think anyone assumed that it would actually go the distance. I never thought I'd be part of a hit TV show.

What was your first big break in the acting industry? I got a little role at the Sydney Theatre Company in 'Pygmalion' in their massive theatre, and that was a couple of months after I graduated. That was amazing because opening night was huge; I mean, Cate Blanchett's your boss. It was just a big deal for me having only been out of drama school a little while, and it's very hard to get into the fold there. I've come to be part of the family there now I like to think. I find that it's one of the places I feel comfortable in Sydney. I've done three plays with

How would you describe your character, Patricia? Oh, bless her. She's very sweet and quite naive. She's learning lessons, so she’s a great character to play. To have someone discovering things about themselves on screen is really good, I think. It's much more interesting than someone who just knows themselves. She hit some pretty hard times in the second season and in the third season she's making a few more mistakes, but she's growing into a woman and I'm going to be really proud of her trajectory, because she started in the first season as a fragile,

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daggy, naïve little girl, and now she really kind of knows herself and she's turned into a woman over the three seasons. I really enjoy playing her because she's so open and so positive.

Love Child is about real life forced adoption in the 1960s. Has playing Patricia, who loses her baby, been an emotional experience for you?

Yeah it has. It’s something I didn't know much about before I got the job, but then I did a bit of research and I realised that it is quite incredible. It's something that just would not happen now, half a century later. It’s unbelievable.

There were nurses who forged documents to take children away.

There were mothers whose names weren't even spelled correctly on the forged adoption forms. Love Child is a fictional show but it's based on real events. Giving away babies was really prevalent and there's a lot of pain attached to these stories. The government apologised about this a few years ago, which was really important, I think, for those people affected.

It's been a really important show to be a part of, and particularly for my character who had a stillborn this season. I know that affected a lot of women because that's a story that's just not told. There's no mass media on stillbirths. It's a very quiet, silent subject. It was a real honour to be able to film that scene. It felt like I had a duty of care to those families, mums and dads who lost babies.

It was a real honour to be able to film that scene. It felt like I had a duty of care to those families, mums and dads who lost babies.

Why do you think Love Child is such a popular television show?

I think it is quality. The producers don’t pump out 20 episodes of okay TV; they pump out eight really good ones. The writing is quality and there's nothing left to the imagination.

You're one of the lead actresses in the hotly anticipated Aussie feature film 'Ruben Guthrie’; can you

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tell us a bit about the film? Originally it was a very successful play.

It was on at the Belvoir St Theatre and all sorts of places have done it since. It's a very well-known play in Australia. It's basically a story about a man whose girlfriend tells him he’s got 12 months to get off the booze. He's a very successful, rich, white guy and he loves to get on it. It’s a very ‘Sydney’ story.

There are so many mid 20s and 30s dudes who are earning good money and they just get wasted every weekend. It's a story that hasn't been told yet and I think it’s going to do well.

Why should the Australian public go and see it? Because it's an Australian story and it's a story about the middle class. So many Australian films are about the battler, but most of Australia is getting around like Ruben. A lot of Australia is doing quite well and so this is a story about middle class people and middle class problems, but it's also very funny.

Why doesn’t the Australian public watch more Australian movies?

It's got to do with publicity and marketing. Our producers seem to put all the money into the film, but then we don't have the money to promote it all over the sides of the buses or all through the bus shelters. You will see 'X Men 12' advertised everywhere, but it's not going to be a better film than Ruben Guthrie. It's just everywhere.

Advertising is all it comes down to.

It's one thing to make a film, but if you haven't got the budget for advertising you're screwed, unless there is some sort of viral online campaign. It's a lot easier now with things like Instagram. I've seen a really good 15 second ad for Ruben on Instagram and that's awesome.

Can you tell us about your character in Ruben Guthrie? Her name is Virginia; she's a recovering addict.

Heroin's her thing, but she has to stay off booze as well because otherwise she will slip. She goes to all sorts of meetings and she's one of those people who is a professional addict; her whole life is the meetings. She just wants to be loved and she's deeply broken.

She is definitely fragile, but also incredibly strong, especially to

be addicted to heroin and still be alive to say it. If you can survive a heroin addiction, you're made of strong stuff; you've got nine lives.

Do you prefer stage, television, film or unemployment? Definitely not unemployment. They've all got their merits. They've all got their specific joys. I love them all. It would be my dream to strike a balance between all three, and, knock on wood, that's what I've been able to do for the last year or so. At first my whole world was professional theatre, then I got a bit of telly, and now the films have started. I’m praying to the scheduling gods that I can keep striking that balance, because they've all got such great merits and great challenges. Theatre is probably where my heart is, though, because there's something so immediate and wonderful. It's a conversation between you and an audience that will never happen again in the same way.

Do you want to head overseas and pursue the Hollywood dream or are you happy here in Australia?

My goal is just to strike that balance between the three mediums and that doesn't include LA yet.

There are some parts of Hollywood that are very attractive, but not so much the cheerleading films or the series television with a live audience that just goes on and on and on. I think there's a part of me that would die being in that sort of show. I’d die in a very comfortable mansion, but I’d still die a little bit. There's a niche over there that you can crack in the real quality films, the films that Geoffrey Rush and Cate Blanchett do over there. If I could dream big, I would want to be in those kinds of films. It is tough. I try not to think about it too much but I should. I don't have an agent or a manager, so that would be the first step, and I deliberately didn't want to get one too early. I think you only get one shot at going over there and displaying your body of work from Australia, and if I did it a year ago it wouldn't have been as good as it is now. I was waiting until a good time and that might be now or it might be in a couple of months. I’ll see how Ruben goes and what jobs are coming up in Australia soon, and if I can find a window maybe I will just go across. There are so

many Aussies over there trying to make it, and joining a rat race like that isn't that attractive to me. I'd like to go over if there was some interest generated around me.

Do you have any big acting projects in the pipeline? A film I’ve done called 'Down Under' will come out in December. It’s Abe Forsyth's first feature, an Australian black comedy, which is exciting.

Can you tell us a little bit more about Down Under? It's a comedy about the 2005 Cronulla race riots.

It's coming up to the ten-year anniversary of that and it's just about how stupid and ridiculous it was, especially the racism. It really just laughs at the whole thing. The script is very, very brave. There are a lot of things where it’s like, “Whoa, can we really get away with saying that?” But I think the tone is just right.

What do you get up to when you're not at work? I read and I go to yoga on Hall Street in Bondi.

Do you have any favourite local haunts? I love Bus Stop Café on Clovelly Road and Bat Country up at The Spot. Bat Country is my favourite bar in Sydney. I go to the Ritz a lot and watch movies there too. Oh, and the burgers from Out of the Blue in Clovelly are the best.

Do you have a significant other or are you currently living the single life? Single life, sort of. I have actually just started seeing someone but they shall remain nameless.

Do you think it would be tough dating an actress? There's a certain amount of crazy that all actresses and actors have. The work that you do is so weird, so there's an element of performance, which means you have to be ‘on’ a lot.

I think creative people do well together. I think a photographer wouldn't mind an actress, but I think maybe an accountant and an actress wouldn’t work so well.

Some actresses are pretty mental.

I think I've got the right amount of crazy, though. I like to keep that in check.

What are your rules on dating other actors? I'm a shocker. All my boyfriends have been actors.

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What are the biggest challenges facing the film industry in Australia? The fact that it's hard to get films seen based on the budget for advertising. Also, getting work is hard. It’s hard to get work and it’s hard to stay in work. There are always young, beautiful, attractive and talented people coming up through the ranks beneath you.

I'm 26 now and that's not old by any means, but there's probably a Harriet equivalent graduating from NIDA at the end of this year, four years younger than me.

You've just got to stay on top of what you are, who you are, what your product is and what you know. You've got to constantly be learning and growing.

I think creative people do well together. I think a photographer wouldn't mind an actress, but I think maybe an accountant and an actress wouldn’t work so well. Some actresses are pretty mental.

How do you feel about the fact that in a year or two's time you could be back in a nanny job or working in a cafe? I keep very, very real about that stuff because my expectations are low so I'm never really disappointed. There are so many things that are out of your control, such as your height or whether people think you're too old. I might lose work from being on Love Child. People might think, “Oh, no one wants to see Patricia do that.” You've got to be careful where you put your face when you start getting on telly. I don't do commercials anymore. I did a couple when I first started but I won't do them anymore.

Do you think Australian film and television has a bright future? I think it has an amazing future.

Viewing habits have changed a lot with Netflix and streaming and Stan and things like that, but it

means people are watching more because they can; it's available. It's sad that Blockbuster in Clovelly has closed, but there are more ways to watch film and television now than ever before. People are actually getting sick of reality television now, thank God. Who are your role models in the industry? I've always looked up to Cate Blanchett. I've always thought that someone who does a play every year, heaps of amazing films and has a family is living the dream. She's such a great lady.

She's got time for everyone, she's incredibly real and she stays out of trouble. She met the man of her dreams and married him 15 or so years ago. I admire the teamwork that she and Andrew (Upton) have.

Obviously you don't know what happens behind closed doors; maybe they're not all they're cracked up to be, but I just take my hat off to solid, creative couples like that. She commits herself to being normal as well.

Do you have any advice for youngsters looking to make a career out of acting? I think you've got to train. Go to drama school for longevity, and to give it the respect that it deserves. Be yourself and know yourself. If you're pretending to be a version of yourself when you're meeting a director, it's very obvious and I don't know how well that really goes down.

If you be yourself people will respond to you a lot better.

In an ideal world, what does the future hold for Harriet Dyer? I'd just like to keep making work that I'm proud of – work that when it comes on telly or gets released or when I walk on stage I say, “Yeah, I'm stoked to be a part of this.” I’d like to do work that I respect and that gains respect, and Australian stories are really important. In the future I'd like to know that I've stuck to my guns. I could do with a bit more faith in myself and I feel like that happens with every year that passes. Every year I get older I feel like I've gathered a bit more faith in myself. I have a poster on my wall that says ‘Believe In Your F**king Self ’ and I love it. I just want to do a good job all the time and be a good person to work with and be a good person in general; that's it.

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Well done America; maybe you're not quite as backwards as I thought.

The Rainbow Connection Words Rupert Truscott-Hughes Picture Sybil Union

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ast month, an overwhelming number of my Facebook friends (yes, I’ve joined Facebook) ‘rainbowed up’ their profile pictures in support of gay marriage after the monumental announcement in the US Supreme Court that gay marriage would now be legal in all 50 US states. I chose not to.

Besides taking over Tamarama and generally looking significantly better than me at the gym, I have nothing whatsoever against the colourful community. In fact, I support gay marriage wholeheartedly, though after three failed marriages I have absolutely no idea why they want the ‘right’ in the first place.

Maybe the gay community will be better at it than me - at least the gay men won’t have to put up with a nagging wife!

Getting back to the fruity Facebook phenomenon that swept the country (and undoubtedly large parts of the world) recently, while I didn’t change my profile photo, I was quite surprised by the sheer volume of my friends who did.

Yes, I live in Sydney’s Eastern

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Suburbs where homosexuality has become part of the fabric of our society, but it was still a bit of a shock that some of my older and more conservative friends were happy to publicly announce their support for gay marriage. I was even more surprised that they knew how to change their profile pictures (you’d be surprised by how many of us oldies have adopted social media – I believe it’s good for keeping tabs on the kids).

Unfortunately, there are still plenty of people who are rallying against gay marriage, and more often than not for reasons that they’ll no doubt be embarrassed by in five to ten years time. The bestiality reason is my all time favourite, and I figure that most of the nitwits trotting it out are the ones we should be most worried about in the presence of our pets.

The other thing that I find amusing in this whole debate is the arrogance of some heterosexual couples when they suggest that gay couples shouldn’t be afforded the opportunity

to raise a family because, you know, Adam, Eve, school bullying, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Yesterday I read a story in the newspaper about an ice addicted man somewhere in the deep void that is Sydney’s southwestern suburbs who shook and beat his girlfriend’s toddler so violently that the poor child will never be able to walk again - and you’re telling me gay couples couldn’t do a better job than their straight counterparts? To that I say ‘f**k you’.

And the whole bullying argument is akin to rape victim blaming. If the child of a gay couple gets bullied in the playground, it is not the fault of the child, or his or her gay parents.

The blame sits squarely on the shoulders of the bully, and to some extent the parents who have raised the bully. A little bit of tolerance, education and understanding goes a long way.

So in summary, we no longer need to fear the gay community.

Let them get married. Let them raise children, and for f**k’s sake, let them be equal.

Is it time to legalise gay marriage in Australia?

Interview and Pictures Marcus Braid

Rose, Coogee

Henry, Bondi

Yes, definitely.

Why shouldn’t they? I know it wasn’t very nice for people years ago because they didn’t understand it.

I was one of them when I was young, but we do understand it now, hopefully.

Definitely; purely on an equality basis.

I think love is love, and it’s pretty much as simple as that.

I think Abbott will pull it out before the next election as a bit of a power play.

Jan, Coogee

Jack, Coogee

I think it’s up to the individuals themselves. If you love someone, you love them, regardless. We should let people live their lives. Gay people are not doing any harm. Enjoy life and love the person you love.

Yes it is, because a lot of gay people are out there wanting to love each other and marry each other. They should be able to marry and love each other like all other people.

Mackenzie, Bondi

Yes. I think there’s a fine line between marriage and reproduction. I think marriage is acceptable between two people of the same sex; however, reproduction is a different topic unfortunately.

Nyree, Coogee

It’s ridiculous not to legalise it when it’s just a matter of politicians’ personal views getting in the way. There’s more stuff in the world that they should focus on rather than stopping people from marrying.

It’s so absurd.

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Smother that horrible creature.

A Rational Fear Of Flying Words Elizabeth Major Picture Mia Graine

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lying could quite possibly comprise some of the worst moments of a person's life. The plane ticket takes months of toil to buy and offers barely an hour of excitement between check-in and departure. All the thrill of travel quickly dissipates at the prospect of the tedious hours ahead.

You climb into a seat, laden with too many things: passport, neck pillow, money, hand cream, face spray, eye drops, water, a badly written book you hate by the end of the first chapter and a playlist you should have updated before you left Wi-Fi range.

Within the stifling cabin, you spend hours staring awkwardly ahead so as not to be forced into small talk, thanking yourself for the decision to purchase noise-cancelling headphones when you realise the young couple in front of you decided to travel halfway across the planet with a baby.

You listen to the growls of your stomach that failed to alert you to its hunger in your rush of excitement to get to the airport. The interminable wait for the drinks cart makes you irrationally angry until it finally arrives, and your resolution to start with a juice is quickly overcome by the necessity to order a beer to wash down the Valium.

Of course, you don’t realise how full your bladder is until the person beside you has put on his special travel socks and wrapped himself up in a blanket. By the time you realise you can't wait any longer, it's best to trust in your acrobatic ability, awkwardly squeeze over the top of him and make the decision of whether to offer his face an intimate encounter with your arse or your crotch.

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The movies are mostly terrible, so the advent of mobile devices upon which one can bring their own shows is a godsend. The alternative of replaying your own candid phone camera video recordings that you once thought were amusing is a horrific thought.

Of course, the best advice I can offer any person looking to fly is to order a special meal. It will ensure you get fed first and, sometimes, with a smile. Do not be fooled, though; the cabin crew still hate you. You're cattle and you are being moved for a relatively small price compared to the royalty in business class. If you're travelling as a couple, take a moment to lie about your recent engagement. Sometimes this gets you the better wine or champagne from up the front.

For the smokers, take nicotine gum, spray or patches (or extra Valium). I also hear it is possible to take a cigarette into the toilet and suck back a quick draw, inhale fast and throw it out as the toilet flushes. Mask your misconduct with some perfume and gum and repeat no more than once per time zone to avoid suspicion. Obviously I have never tried this myself.

Inevitably, nothing will mitigate the groggy feeling at the customs line upon arrival at your destination. Despite the face-freshening spritz and eye drops, you will look like you just fell out of a tree. Jet lag is no excuse, though, so deal with your discomfort at the first pub you find, shake off the foot swelling with a hearty meal and engage yourself in a thorough scalp cleansing (just in case old mate next to you had lice). Bon voyage.

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George wreaking havoc in his trusty old Bell 47.

Bring In The Cleaners Words Todd Maguire Picture Reg Maguire

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So Reg, I hear you’ve a problem down in the bottom paddock, neighbour.” George sipped his cup of tea and smirked at his mate. He was not one to back down from a challenge. His three-year tour of duty in the Vietnam War had taught him a lot about problem solving. “So do tell; what’s doing?”

Reg had let a couple of travelling hippies set up camp along the creek in his bottom paddock for a few days. Before he could bat an eyelid, there were six of them. By the end of the week the soap-dodging group had swelled to well over a dozen.

At first Reg didn’t mind the hairy freeloaders as he had spent his own youth surfing, travelling and freeloading around the planet. But these grubs were bad news. They completely rubbished the campsite and disgustingly used the old shed as a dunny. At night they gorged on magic mushrooms from the cattle paddock and played their bongo drums until the early hours of the morning.

Something had to be done. Reg fronted the unwanted feral visitors, asking them to vacate, but this lot were a bunch of smart arses. They told Reg they had squatters’ rights and refused to move on.

Obviously, George was concerned.

“Don’t worry, Reg. I’ve still got a few tricks up my sleeve, old mate. I could blow the bastards up or maybe take a pot shot at them from up the hill,” he offered.

Reg had to be careful. George, a Vietnam vet, was a collector of war memorabilia. In his shed there were guns, grenades, uniforms, medals and even an old restored Bell 47 model helicopter. To give George free rein could prove disastrous. There had to be some sense of caution.

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As the two retired friends finished their cups of tea watching the sunset, the hippy bongo beat started up. It looked like another long night ahead for poor Reg. It was almost midnight when Reg heard a strange whirring sound in the distance. It gradually got louder and challenged the hippies’ commotion. Reg climbed out of bed and walked onto his veranda, wondering what the mounting racket was.

In the moonlight, Reg spotted the perpetrator.

Hovering over the distant hill was George in his Bell 47 helicopter. As he approached, the noise was deafening and trees began to bend. Reg had half an idea what was going on.

With absolute precision, the ex-pilot hovered the whirring chopper over the makeshift campsite, flicked on a floodlight and descended to less than ten feet above. The swirling gale created by the helicopter blades swiftly levelled the camp. Their tents, campfire, bongos, incense sticks, unwashed beards and smelly clothes were blown to kingdom come.

The hippies had no defence to George in his chopper. It was armageddon. There was screaming. There was panic. With the fear of Jesus in the whites of their eyes, they left their sprawled possessions and took off like a shot in their rusty campervans.

Over a cup of tea the next day the two neighbours laughed.

“I’m tipping that team won’t be back around these parts for quite a long time,” George said. “It certainly was the apocalypse.”

Once again, the two friends relished the serenity.

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How baza, how baza...

Unobtrusive, Breeding Resident‌ Pacific Baza Words Keith Hutton Picture Ian Montgomery - birdway.com.au

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acific Bazas used to be regarded as rare vagrants in Sydney. However, more recently they have been recognised as established residents in forested areas throughout the region, and breeding has been recorded in the area for almost 20 years.

Over the last two months, there have been several sightings of this strikingly beautiful bird of prey in a number of city locations, including Centennial Parklands, where a pair was seen in June.

Crested Hawk is an alternative name for the Pacific Baza, which is unobtrusive when perched quietly among leafy branches, but more conspicuous in the breeding season when males call and display spectacu-

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larly above the forest canopy.

Even when not nesting they are usually seen in the air just above the treetops, soaring with flat wings, either singly, in pairs or occasionally in larger groups.

They are medium-size grey hawks, about as big as magpies, with long, broad, prominently fingered wings, a long tail, an obvious stiff crest and piercing yellow eyes. Underwings are rounded and closely barred, and the undertail is pale grey with a broad black terminal band.

The lower breast and belly are white and boldly marked with dark brown bars. Sexes are similar with no seasonal plumage changes, and juvenile birds look very much like adults, but browner.

Pacific Bazas are generally sedentary but locally dispersive and occur from the western Kimberley to the Top End, and from Cape York south to Moruya. They are also resident in eastern Indonesia, New Guinea and the Solomon Islands. Their preferred habitats are tropical and sub-tropical forests and woodlands, largely within 300km of the coast. In the breeding season they frequent tree-lined watercourses, rainforest, sclerophyll forest and tall woodland, but range widely following nesting to lower ground, when they may visit urban parks and gardens. They are less common in the south of their range, and rare south of Sydney.

The diet of Pacific Bazas includes mostly insects, frogs and small reptiles, with small mammals, nestling birds and some fruits also taken. They appear to prefer tree frogs and stick insects captured in the forest canopy. They forage almost exclusively in the tops of leafy trees, especially along forest edges and stream borders, where they snatch food items from the outer foliage, or pursue larger, more active prey through the leaves and branches. Occasionally they feed on the ground.

They are generally thinly scattered and easily overlooked throughout their range, and seldom common. There is little evidence of conflict between them and people, or their pastimes and farming endeavours. Extensive forest clearing probably makes areas unsuitable for breeding, but more discriminate timber harvesting may create improved conditions for bazas to hunt. The most recent atlas survey of Australian birds concluded there has been no change in regional distribution, but a significant increase in reporting rates for Pacific Bazas in Australia. Consequently they are considered to be under no threat and their conservation status is recognised as being of least concern.

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A thick stew for the nostrils.

At The Whims Of The Weather Words and Picture Pascal Geraghty

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raditional commercial fishing boats have a particular, and very peculiar, odour.

It’s the first thing you notice stepping foot on deck. The unique melange of sea salt, diesel, tobacco, putrid bait, dried blood, fruit cake and earl grey topped off with lashings of mould, generations in the making and engrained in the timber hulls, offers a thick stew for the nostrils.

Even if you think you’re immune to the vice-grip of seasickness, this vaporous brew, in combination with a sloppy sea, has a knack of keeping your innards shuffling and your oesophagus on call. Sometimes it gets the better of you. The

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lid getting popped on a drum of rancid blackfish frames left marinating in their own juices for 18 months was enough to get me gagging over the gunwale.

I was lucky enough to spend an eye-opening two years amongst the NSW commercial line-fishing fleet in the name of fisheries research. I was welcomed aboard every manner of vessel between Coffs and Eden by every manner of fisherman, young and old, and observed all manner of fishing methods, from flicking metals for bonnies, to live-baiting for kingies, trapping lobsters, longlining for sharks and droplining seamounts for blue-eye.

To Joe Blow, commercial

fishing is a secretive, guarded industry where arrest warrants are a prerequisite for deckhands, and skippers are rough, tough, lawless cowboys with a penchant for raping and pillaging the oceans. Truth be told, I did witness a few suss things on the outskirts of legality, possibly involving rifles and charismatic megafauna (although a rocking boat doesn’t lend itself to deadeye-dick marksmanship).

Nonetheless, my experience debunks the myth that commercial fishermen are all short-sighted ruffians hell-bent on decimating the ecosystem en route to making a quick buck.

The fishermen I met welcomed me aboard their pride and joys, into their homes, amongst their families and into their lives.

None were at risk of martyrdom, but all were generous, warm-hearted characters with fishing proudly in their DNA, old-school values and stories for years. They lived harsh, humble, uncomplicated lives utterly surrendered to the whims of the weather, their livelihoods at the mercy of the wind, waves and currents. Their skills at sea were something to behold. They also knew restraint, being as passionate about sustainable fish stocks as the next man.

I came to realise that fresh fish represent the fruit of backbreaking toil carried out in the world’s most dangerous office by skilled men and women who know not the meaning of laziness and who have only ever heard of a sleep-in.

Of course, there are idiots bobbing around out there; selfish bloody idiots with no respect for the environment, no thought for the future, just dollar signs in their eyes. Unfortunately commercial fishing just suffers the same old problem as every other facet of society - a few rotten eggs ruining it for everyone else. It’s these individuals making a bad name for the rest, tarnishing the image of a proud, historic industry.

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Another successful outing.

A Certain Type Of Nostalgia Words and Picture Dan Trotter

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lear-sky winter days bring with them a certain type of nostalgia; whether it’s longing for summers past or the beckoning of sunshine calling you to warm yourself in a windless pocket of its rays, one cannot be sure. Whatever it is, there is something truly unique about Sydney’s winter weather and the effect it has on people’s moods.

Finding the time to stop, listen, look and be present is an often-overlooked luxury in today’s ultra fast-paced world, with its modern conveniences, wants, desires and must-haves.

However, when we allow ourselves to find that time, to stop and take in all that is around us and let the natural world envelop our senses, the rewards and pleasures can outweigh almost all the woes we place upon ourselves in our personal construct of society.

A simple re-engagement with the natural cycles of ‘wild’ life

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returns the benefits tenfold, and is, I believe, one of the reasons that so many people just cannot get enough time on or in the water or out in the bush. These pursuits have become our way of taking the time to stop, look, listen and be present - embrace it!

August is, as I always say, one of the trickiest months to catch fish in and around good old Port Jackson. This is not to say that there’s no point in going fishing; rather, days spent fishing can be more challenging and sometimes downright bloody frustrating, more so than almost any other month of the year. As a result it is important to pay attention to all of the factors that affect your day-to-day chances of success. Change of light, tide, bait, target species, tactics and presentation all play a significant role in bringing home a feed, so if the weather’s less than inviting or the tide’s not in your favour it could be a

wise move to find another way to unwind.

On the bright side, however, the shallow water free-diving can be rewarding and other mid-winter visitors, like the John Dory, will be lurking in the deep bays of the harbour. Additionally, flathead, bream, tailor, whiting and Australian salmon should provide plenty of challenges both in the harbour and along the beaches and ocean headlands. Further offshore there’s the chance of solid Sydney snapper and the persistent possibility of yellowtail kingfish, and wider still there’s the ever-optimistic opportunity to catch a majestic yellowfin or bluefin tuna.

I for one suggest keeping your options open and any days in lieu on hand, because we all know that not going is simply not an option. It’s all about seizing the opening when the weather is right and the fish are on the chew!

August 2015 Tide Chart Numbers Bureau of Meteorology Tidal Centre Picture Derek Feebrey - www.splashimagery.com.au

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= 1.43 0.43 1.58 0.54

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1.28 0.55 1.40 0.66

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25 0356 0944 1624 2309

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= 0.09 1.61 0.19 1.93

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= New Moon = First Quarter = Full Moon = Last Quarter

The rising tide gently laps the fringes of the Men's Bogey.

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Blue Sky Thinking On Sustainability For Our ’Hood Words Nicola Saltman (Waverley Enviro Officer)

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et’s face it: most of us live in this local wonderland because we love the lifestyle it offers. From the beaches and parks to the cafes and bars, we are pretty lucky to call this ’hood home.

But let’s imagine for a minute that there were no limits, failure was not an option, and you could think ‘blue sky’; what would the sustainable Waverley of your dreams look like? How could we as a community do our best for the environment, shrink our negative impact, make our places more liveable and keep them beautiful for generations to come?

If we had a chance to let our minds go wild, what would be our clean energy future? How could we make recycling the norm and spaces litter-free?

What about water and our beaches? What is our incredible community capable of if we

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pull together to create positive change?

These are some of the big questions local sustainability leaders tackled recently at a forum overlooking Bondi Beach. The ‘Sustainability by the Sea’ event invited sustainability leaders to join Council in brainstorming a collective vision for our area and ideas on community-driven projects to help bring it to life.

We’re blessed to have professionals from a variety of backgrounds who know their stuff in the sustainability space as neighbours. Attendees included experts who work with corporates, local government, non-government organisations and community groups - from policy, design, social, economic, communications and campaign perspectives. All up, between the 40 attendees there were over 500 years of professional experience

on major environmental issues.

That’s a lot of brain juice.

The ‘think tank’ event was a chance to draw on this wealth of knowledge to dream big, explore environmental aspirations, and turn them into practical, locally led projects. Partnering with the community like this is one key way that Council is working to help drive positive local change.

As Asha Kayla, Sustainable Communities Manager at Waverley Council said: “We know we can’t solve our sustainability challenges alone and we don’t always have all the answers.

We are keen to work with our local community to achieve our environmental goals. This event is just one example of how we are trying to achieve this.”

The event sparked many creative conversations. Leaders explored the ‘heart’ of our stomping ground, like our local values, strengths and assets.

The ideas generated touched on energy banks, communityowned energy grids, innovative financial models for sustainability, greening our rental stock and waste-free solutions.

So what happens next?

Smaller discussion groups led by community sustainability champions will focus on specific topics. The first of these will explore community energy and reducing waste. Once the projects are refined they will be opened up to a wider section of the community to get involved.

For more information about the projects, email environment@waverley.nsw.gov.au.

To view Waverley Council’s current environmental targets, visit www.waverley.nsw.gov.au/ environment.

Sustainability by the Sea was developed by Waverley Council, working with local sustainability experts Robin Mellon from the Green Building Council of Australia and Sally Asker from InSIGHTsustainability.

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Don't go chasing waterfalls.

Magical Laos And The Fountain Of Youth Words and Pictures Daniel Simon Resnik

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ur aircraft was surrounded by impenetrably dense cumulous clouds as far as the eye could see as we began our descent into Luang Prabang in Laos. Suddenly the sky opened up and for the first time we glimpsed the lush green jungles that smother the mountains and hills. Golden spires from temples could be observed peeking out from the thick undergrowth and the colossal murky Mekong River snaked its way through the countryside, seemingly cutting the country in two.

On arrival, our first impression of the ancient town of Luang Prabang, a UNESCO World Heritage site located in north central Laos, was the tranquility and lack of crowds. The languid pace and relaxed feel of this charming city took me by surprise. This was not the bustling Asia I was used to. The absence of motorbikes, general traffic, horn blowing and pollution means you can leisurely walk down the main street and uncover a city largely unaffected by the 21st century.

Along the main road, palaces, temples, pagodas and museums ensure Laung Prabang exudes the mystical charm of a land that time forgot. French Indochinese architecture (remnants of the French Colonial rule of years gone by), restaurants, bars, antique stores

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and material shops selling the most vibrant coloured silk were most prominent, with the majority of buildings no higher than two levels.

Early on our second morning, on the advice of our guide, we walked to the main street once more to witness a sacred daily ritual by local monks called the Buddhist Alms Giving Ceremony. Through the shrouded mist the monks appeared marching in single file, clad in bright saffron robes, to collect offerings of alms (sticky rice and fruit) from locals and tourists.

Later on we ventured to the Kuang Si Waterfall (the largest in Luang Prabang), about 40 minutes’ drive from town. On the way we stopped off at a local Hmong settlement called the Ban Ou Laolum village, which looks like a movie set that has been knocked up for gullible travellers.

The small community was made up of rickety old wooden dwellings, apathetic cows, manic chooks, scrawny dogs and lots of beautiful, giggling kids, buzzing with excitement. The bush telegraph kicked in instantly and word quickly got around that tourists were in town.

Hastily, stalls were set up in the hope we might purchase some local trinkets.

Not long after contributing to the community coffers, we arrived

at Kuang Si Waterfall. A short walk through the jungle later and well before we could see the falls, we could hear the water powering and surging down its mountain path.

Moments later we were confronted by an enchanting waterfall that appeared to descend from the heavens, its long journey coming to a crashing halt in a pool surrounded by limestone rocks at the base of the mountain. The spray that exploded on impact gave off a spectacular icy blue hue. From here, the water continued its journey only slightly further before coming to rest in a crystal clear natural pool where we were able to indulge in a refreshing swim.

We observed a group of monks deep in conversation, congregating near the edge of the water. With the sun’s rays filtering through the trees and jungle ferns, the setting certainly took on a mystical aura, but suddenly the spiritual moment was shattered as one of the younger members of the monk congregation disrobed and charged towards the edge of the pool and completed a flawless backward somersault into the magical waters of Kuang Si before surfacing to the cheering and clapping of his excited mates.

High above the pool adventurous travellers lined up to swing from a rope that had been tethered to a large tree, enabling those game enough to catapult themselves into the water. All of my life I had wanted to swing like Tarzan from a rope deep in the jungle and I was finally able to fulfil the fantasy in the mountainous hills of South East Asia. It was exhilarating!

Since the beginning of time man has been searching for a magic elixir, a fountain of youth. Well, on this day we found it, albeit only for a short time, in this enchanted waterfall deep in the mountains of Luang Prabang.

All that was left to do was return to our hotel to freshen up, explore the night markets, and embark on our favourite Asian pastime: eating.

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Dennis and Javed having a few words.

Sticking Up For The Sledge Words Alasdair McClintock Picture Ijaz Butt

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s we find ourselves giddily elbow deep in another Ashes series, the ongoing topic of sledging will undoubtedly rear its bulbous head. I know this can be a bit of a touchy topic, and as a whole we appear quite evenly split between who is for and who is against the sledge, but I think it's fair to say most people who have actually played cricket love a bit of chat out on the paddock.

More than any other sport, cricket is about gaining a psychological edge over your opponent, and when you're spending days on end in the field, sledging can be as much about staving off boredom as anything else. With boredom come lapses in concentration, and lo-and-behold you've dropped a catch and everybody hates you.

There will be as much workplace banter around Sydney as there will be at Trent Bridge during this Ashes series, and while I certainly hope no one has to endure a relentless purge of heckle every time they try and fill out a spreadsheet or hammer a nail, I certainly encourage a little bit of healthy banter to help get us through the day.

If you're worried your child is going to start unleashing psychological warfare on his or her siblings because Brad Haddin gets in Joe Root's ear at Lords: a) I think you'll find the kid is probably already doing it; and b) it reflects far more on you as a parent, and has little or nothing to do with Brad Haddin.

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On the other hand, if you are concerned about letting your children play organised sport because the opposition may taunt them and they may get upset, that's fair enough, but I honestly think you will be doing your children a disservice.

There will be instances in everyone's life when they will be bullied in one way or another. Even bullies get bullied. It pays to have a thick skin and, strangely enough (and I can attest to this firsthand), standing out in the middle of an oval for a few hours while eleven strangers unleash a volley of ‘mum jokes’ is a very effective way to achieve this.

Yes, ‘mum jokes’ are incredibly boorish and immature, and Michael Clarke's extraordinarily aggressive threat to James Anderson last summer wasn't exactly harmless banter, but you need to cut them a little slack. Cricketers can hardly be expected to maintain an Oscar Wilde-esque level of wit over eight hours in the sun.

Ideally, we would all be nice to each other, but we're not. Since I've moved to the Eastern Suburbs, I have sadly found this more obvious than any other place in the world, apart from maybe London. Just remember, sticks and stones may break our bones, but games will never hurt us… and, yes, I realise that doesn't actually quite work, as contact sports most definitely can hurt us, but you get what I mean.

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luxe look - monochrome and embellished sneakers are being worn with any outfit from quirky summer dresses to evening ensembles, offering comfort and style to those seen congregating on footpaths outside bars, enjoying the European heatwave.

Visors too were not limited to the beach or tennis court, with the sun-safe accessory added to all manner of outfits.

With the Glastonbury Festival in full swing, so is the bohemian fashion trend - I saw flared jeans, plenty of fringing on tops and vests, and felt a real '70s vibe that I'm looking forward to wearing in Bondi come summer.

European men continue to look suave, baring a generous amount of ankle in rolled up jeans and linens, and sporting slip-on plimsolls, sandals or slides as well as contrasting coloured belts. And despite the warmer weather, monochrome leather hi-tops were seen paired with jeans and floral summer shirts and tees by night.

On the streets of Europe I wore: Sharmin enjoying her holiday in style.

A Foreign Affair Words and Pictures Sharmin Musca, Personal Stylist

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hen I'm on holiday I like to totally switch off, so I'm hard pressed to recall what day it is, let alone the date. It was in this deep state of relaxation that I turned on my iPhone for the first time in ages only to discover I'm on deadline for this month's Street Style column and I'm 17,000 kilometres away from the Eastern Beaches!

Hang on a minute; it's not all bad. I am in fact in the Northern Hemisphere visiting Europe’s style capitals, where the fashion is a season ahead – it’s a great opportunity to get a taste of what is in store for us in Sydney when the weather warms up.

With this in mind, read on to

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find out what they're wearing from the fashion forward streets of London to the sophisticated avenues of Paris and beyond.

Along the banks of the Seine and throughout London's lanes I was impressed to see so many fashionable women sporting flats, flats and more flats. In Paris, denim tunic dresses and loose, brightly coloured dresses were paired with trainers like tricked up Adidas Stan Smiths, Supras and New Balance kicks in a multitude of colours, as well as chunky, wooden-soled sandals and men's style huaraches (woven Mexican sandals).

Interestingly, the trainer trend has moved beyond the sporty

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Relax, it's just an oyster.

Do Aphrodisiacs Really Work?

Words Matty Silver, Sex Therapist Picture York Hunt

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or as long as humans have been having sex, aphrodisiacs have been popular. The word aphrodisiac was named after Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love, desire and beauty, and they have been used by many cultures since ancient times.

Curiosity continues today and clients often ask me if I know of any aphrodisiacs that might help them improve their sex life.

The association between food and eroticism is important, but do we know which foods have more aphrodisiacal qualities than others, if they actually work at all?

The most popular aphrodisiac is the oyster, made famous by the legendary 18th-century

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lover Casanova, who is supposed to have eaten 50 oysters every day for breakfast. Oysters look like female genitalia and are high in zinc, a nutrient that was lacking in people's diets in those days. Oysters are said to raise testosterone levels in men and they also contain levels of dopamine, a neurotransmitter that stimulates sexual arousal.

In ancient India, young men would eat goat testicles that had been boiled in milk to act as an aphrodisiac. In parts of Asia, fresh snake blood or bat blood is popular, as are deer, tiger penises, shark fins and ground rhinoceros horn, which has put some of these animals at risk of extinction.

For centuries, figs were looked on as one of the most luscious fruits, because when they are split down the middle, the pink flesh resembles a woman's vulva.

The phallic shape of bananas makes them very suggestive; they were the earliest cultivated fruits in India. Their sexy reputation extended to many other cultures, and according to some Islamic stories, the banana, not the apple, was the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden.

Bananas are packed with potassium and vitamin B12 to elevate energy levels and also contain bromelain, an enzyme that triggers testosterone production.

According to Greek mythology, the first pomegranate tree was planted by Aphrodite.

Bursting with ruby red seeds when sliced open, the fruit has long been associated with reproduction and fertility. Studies show the pomegranate's antioxidants increase blood flow and testosterone levels.

Dark chocolate contains the mood-lifting brain chemicals phenylethylamine and serotonin, which act on the pleasure area of the brain to give a happy and positive feeling.

The aromas of cayenne pepper, ginger and garlic are also known to stimulate the arousal centres in the brain, and garlic's anti-clotting properties may also affect libido by increasing blood flow to the brain and sex organs. For women, parsley and truffles have aromas that are very much like androstenol, a pheromone responsible for men's sometimes musky body smell, which is known to influence female arousal.

So what do I tell my clients? Regardless of whether aphrodisiacs work, the power of suggestion is the key. If a person believes that using any particular substance will help enhance his or her sex life, then it can help bring about sexual desire and arousal.

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Album #1 Artist Alpine Album Yuck Reviewer Alasdair McClintock Rating  'Sexy' is not a word I use too often, mainly because it sounds anything but sexy when I do. It’s more like Mr. Bean asking you to 'slowly undress', which is so creepy I got shivers just writing it. Happily this album is not so disturbing. It possesses an uplifting, breathless sort of sexiness that doesn't stray too far from the formula, but has enough eclecticism to keep you engaged… to a point. As is often the case, with a beautiful veneer comes a lack of substance, and thus this is not an album to fall in love with. You'll have a rollicking good time for a few spins, but then you'll crave something more meaningful, like morning cuddles.

Album #2 Artist Florence & The Machine Album How Big, How Blue...

Reviewer Alasdair McClintock Rating 

DVD Review Title Love And Mercy Genre Biopic, Drama Reviewer Linda Heller-Salvador Bill Pohlad has turned his keen eye to directing the biopic of Brian Wilson, the eccentric creative force and cofounder of successful American ‘60s band, The Beach Boys. Along with writers Oren Moverman (I’m Not There) and Michael Lerner (Dumb & Dumber), Pohlad has created a warm and insightful look into the fragile and turmoil-filled life and mind of an undisputed musical genius.

Love & Mercy focuses on two eventful periods of Brian’s life and alternates between them while utilising two actors to portray these periods. During the early '60s, Brian (Paul Dano) has a panic attack, goes into a self-imposed hiatus from touring and concentrates on creating "the greatest album ever made". As his inner voices drive him to create the music he hears in his head, he eventually has a breakdown. Meanwhile, during the 1980s, Brian (John Cusack) has become a confused and broken man who is being overly medicated and manipulated by his therapist and legal guardian, Dr Eugene Landy (played to slimy perfection

by Paul Giamatti). Eventually, thanks to the love and patience of his girlfriend Melinda (Elizabeth Banks), he is able to gain back his life and his music. I’m predicting Oscars all round for this film.

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My three-year-old niece thinks Florence Welsh needs to "brush her hair and have a shower". She is obviously yet to understand that for great musicians, those two things are as foreign as sobriety and sexual conservatism. I, for one, hope Florence never brushes her hair. Now onto her third album, she keeps going from strength to strength. This isn't a huge change in direction, with more of the same explosive and brooding tracks, but she has at least added a few more crunching guitars. It may lack the incredible layers that made her first couple of albums so brilliant, but still, I love it.

Album #3 Artist Of Monsters & Men Album Beneath The Skin Reviewer Alasdair McClintock Rating  A sign of a great album is that when it finishes you hit the play button again immediately. I think I did that about three times with this album before I tired of it. Emotionally charged and just plain bloody brilliant, I definitely did not expect so much from this popular Icelandic group. If you've only heard that distressingly over-played song 'Little Talks' and have written them off as a result (like I had), you should reassess. Sure, it's alternative pop in all its glory and it’s not going to win any awards for breaking new ground, but stop being such a snob and just enjoy it.

Arts & Entertainment From Around The Beaches...

Words Marcus Braid Picture Andrea Gandolfi

SYDNEY JEWISH WRITERS’ FESTIVAL RETURNS Don’t miss Homeland, Prisoners of War and DIG creator, writer and director Gideon Raff at the Sydney Jewish Writers’ Festival (which runs from August 29-30), hosted by Waverley Council at Waverley Library. Other big names to feature include New York Times international affairs journalist Roger Cohen and Jennifer Teege, the German-Nigerian author of ‘My Grandfather Would Have Shot Me’. Tim Fischer, Ramona Koval, Kate Forsyth and a number of other wonderful writers will discuss topics like General Monash, raising teenagers, sexual awakenings, Holocaust memorialisation, autobiographies, reimagining history and much more. Volunteer, single session and festival passes are available at www.sjwf.org.au.

PARK IMAGE WINS PRIZE An image taken in Centennial Park has won the Head On Photo Festival’s NSW Landscape Photography Prize and will be retained as part of the NSW Parliament permanent collection.

The winning image, taken by Sydney-based visual artist and photographer Catherine Cloran,

was taken of the film set temporary fence line that was located in Centennial Park in 2014. Along with four solo exhibitions, Ms Cloran’s latest work will now be on permanent rotation display within NSW Parliament.

BLONDE POISON AT THE OLD FITZ Given the choice, would you save your family and yourself from persecution or condemn others to certain death? Blonde Poison is a true story based on Stella Goldschlag, a Jew who was living illegally in war-torn Berlin when she was betrayed and tortured. When offered the chance of saving herself and her parents from deportation to Auschwitz, she agreed to be a 'Greifer' or catcher for the Gestapo and find and betray Jews in hiding. The show runs at the Old Fitzroy Theatre from July 28 to August 15. Book your tickets at www.oldfitztheatre. com/tickets-blonde-poison.

AICE ISRAELI FILM FESTIVAL The Australia Israel Cultural Exchange (AICE) Israeli Film Festival has announced its daring 2015 program, featuring 35 titles across six categories, screening in four cities. It’s on

Another spectacular winter sunset over the glorious Eastern Suburbs.

in Sydney from August 17 – 30 at Palace Cinemas. Curated by incoming artistic director Richard Moore, this year’s selection of contemporary and historic Israeli cinema presents some colourful points of view, giving voice to the subversive, the political, the cultured and the deeply religious. The program features world and Australian premieres of documentaries, feature films and shorts featuring Q&As with VIP guests and live music performances. Visit www.aiceisraelifilmfestival.com.

MAKING AIRWAVES MAKES RADIO ACCESSIBLE Making Airwaves is a Windgap Foundation initiative that allows adults who live with an intellectual disability to create their own half hour radio show. They share unique stories, ideas and experiences that allow the broader community to get an insight into their world. There are six to seven people partaking in each program, with a new group for every broadcast. Making Airwaves always welcomes new participants, volunteers and donations. You can find out more about Making Airwaves at www.windgap.org. au or by emailing Caroline at csavransky@windgap.org.au.

and we’d all kind of move away because he was so out of tune.

My biggest fan has got to be... these two guys, the ‘stalking crew’, Alex and Brett. We know them by name because they come to every show; they travel all around Australia. These guys have families and they dump them to come to every show.

There was this one time when I was starting out that… I was living in London and kind of not doing much, just partying and not working hard, and Diesel was with me and he just looked at me and said, “When are you going to start believing in yourself ?” That’s what made me really pull my socks up and actually get off my arse and make things happen.

If I could have written any song, it would have been… Led Zeppelin’s ‘Rock and Roll’. Or ‘Happy Birthday’, because of the royalties.

One person I’d still really like to record with is… Jack White!

Suze is still going strong.

Aussie Rock ‘n’ Roll Royalty Suze DeMarchi Words and Picture Scott Tweedie

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uze DeMarchi, Australian rock ‘n’ roll royalty and Baby Animals lead singer, has just released her brand new solo album, ‘Home’, having recently returned to Australia and settled in Coogee after living the rock star lifestyle in Los Angeles for the past 18 years. Her latest record features collaborations with some of Aussie rock’s biggest legends including Jimmy Barnes, Russell Morris, Tex Perkins and Diesel, to name just a few.

My new album, Home, could be described as… all the songs and emotions that you would hope

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to explain how you feel about home - in one record.

The most exciting thing about the local music scene in Australia compared to America is…

I’ve always been a big proponent for the live side of being in a band and Australians have always had it over a lot of other countries when it comes to being good live.

My earliest music memory is... my mother – she was an amazing singer and she used to sing all the time around the house.

Or my dad singing in church; he was tone deaf, so he’d sing

The current state of rock ‘n’ roll is… coming back up. I don’t think rock ‘n’ roll will ever die; it’s a feeling not just music. For me, when I started playing it was all about the guitars. It’s about when more than one guitar is played in sync and how that can make you feel.

The best part about moving back to Australia has been… the ability to play a lot again.

Working. Working. Working.

The best place for coffee/breakfast in the Eastern Suburbs is… Café de France in Coogee, because I really like the girl who runs it.

Suze DeMarchi’s new album, Home, is out now. To find out more about Suze, please visit www.socialfamilyrecords.com.

This may just be the perfect pizza.

Heaven Has A New Name: Da Orazio Pizza + Porchetta Words Daniel Hutton Picture Grant Brooks

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love Italian food. I mean, who doesn’t? Unless you’re allergic to tomatoes and basil or have an irrational fear of carbohydrates, there’s just so much to love. Even coeliacs love Italian food, hence the influx of gluten free pastas and pizza bases.

While I’ll happily indulge in bad Italian food (i.e. the spag bol I make at home), when I come across an Italian restaurant that really knows what it’s doing, I’m in heaven. One such establishment is the relatively new Da Orazio Pizza + Porchetta at the back of the Adina development that spans the block between Hall Street and O’Brien Street in Bondi (formerly the Hakoah Club).

It’s no surprise that the place is a success. Head chef and namesake Orazio D'Elia is a former Icebergs Bar and Dining cuisinier, and his old boss Maurice Terzini is now his business

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partner in this venture, lending his Midas touch, effortless style and no doubt a few thousand clams for the fit out. Despite this connection, it really is Orazio who makes the place tick.

Since arriving on Australian shores a little over ten years ago, he has lived and breathed Bondi and feels blessed to impress his culinary skills upon the people who share his new home.

Inside Da Orazio Pizza + Porchetta, wait staff dressed in white aprons move gracefully over the polished concrete floors, flitting between white wooden tables and chairs, and hastily delivering food hither and thither to the throng of hungry patrons who quickly pour in once the sun has set behind Bellevue Hill. A sprawling kitchen sits at the back of the restaurant and features a massive wood-fired pizza oven

flanked by hanging cured meats and a slowly rotating suckling pig - a sign of things to come.

In the early evening, the family crowd flocks to Da Orazio, attracted by very reasonable prices, attentive service and menu options to meet the demands of even the most discerning toddler. As the little ones’ bedtime approaches, the families depart and their seats are filled by an egalitarian mix of suits, hipsters and locals still salty from an afternoon shred down at the beach.

Of course, when it comes to Italian dining, service and décor really do play second fiddle to the food. Thankfully, Da Orazio excels on all fronts. On our visit my friend and I started with a large serving of arrosticini (lamb skewers) and a delightful panzanella salad of tomato, burrata, olives and roasted capsicum. We followed with a large bowl of porchetta sliced fresh from the aforementioned pig and a generous serving of Sardinian fregola, a variety of small pasta served with a seafood and roast tomato sauce, all washed down with a bottle of Caparzo Sangiovese.

No Italian meal would be complete without dessert, and we opted for a couple of delicious bomboloni (chocolatefilled donuts) to round things off.

It’s a testament to Da Orazio Pizza + Porchetta that I’ve already been back twice since doing this review, and I can’t wait to go again.

Da Orazio Pizza + Porchetta Address 75-79 Hall Street, Bondi Beach Phone (02) 8090 6969 Website www.daorazio.com Open Mon to Fri 5pm-10pm; Sat 12pm-12am; Sun 12pm - 10pm Prices Antipasti $16-21; Pizza $18-26; Pasta $26-27; Porchetta from $24 Cards All major cards Licensed Yes

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Are Your Drinking Habits Changing?

Words Alex Russell Picture Greg Bishop The Craft Beer Movement It used to be the case that any pub you went to only had beers from the big breweries on tap almost all of them lagers. These days, craft beers of all sorts are popping up everywhere.

Much of it has been driven by IPAs (Indian pale ales), although a lot of places will also serve really interesting but not incredibly popular drops, such as sour beers. There are loads of craft breweries popping up in Sydney, particularly in the Inner West (Batch, Young Henrys, Willie the Boatman and many others), and many drinkers are happy to try something new each time.

The advantage of trying these beers on tap is that you can try a schooner of one, and then try a different one for your next beer.

Some bars also offer tasting paddles with smaller glasses.

Wine Wine is a little different to beer.

Once a bottle is open, whatever is left spoils within a few days (unless you use expensive systems like Coravin). Wine bars and restaurants are less likely

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to serve less popular varieties, or more expensive wines, by the glass. Wines by the glass also tend to be a bit more expensive, as sometimes the bottles aren’t finished and the remnants need to be thrown out. Higher prices by the glass help cover this cost.

Despite this, I’ve noticed quite a few bars and restaurants serving less popular styles by the glass in an effort to get customers to drink these wines: wines that aren’t made from Shiraz or Sauvignon Blanc; wines that aren’t from the more popular regions, like the Barossa; wines that are made differently and push the envelope. This is a risk for these bar and restaurant owners.

Despite this development, it seems these establishments are still covering their costs, because at least some consumers are trying these wines. I wonder if these are the same people who drink craft beers?

Similarly, some venues are willing to serve expensive wines by the glass. Not many consumers will pay $150 for a bottle of very good Burgundy, but sell

it for $30 per 150mL glass and all of a sudden you’ve given a whole bunch of consumers the chance to try a wine they otherwise couldn’t.

This is a risk that lies with the establishments, but it’s also a point of difference from the other venues that only open their cheapest wines by the glass to minimise losses. Hopefully you can appreciate what these risk-taking businesses are doing, and, better still, hopefully you’ll support them and give them a go.

Have your habits changed?

Do you drink craft beers, or do you stick with the one beer, or one style of beer, that works for you?

Are you drinking wines made from different grapes? Wines from lesser-known regions? Or are you sticking to a tried-andtrue formula, be it a region, a grape type, or even the same wine each time?

Let me know on Twitter. You can find me under the handle @OzWineGuy.

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ou don’t need hours in the kitchen - or even an oven - to make a satisfying fish pie. Start with the topping (potatoes boiled then mashed with butter and cheese), make the filling (fresh salmon, smoky cod and leeks poached gently in stock) and create the creamy sauce, then stir through the flaked fish and leeks, spoon it into dishes, top with the mash and scatter with parmesan. Simple.

Ingredients (serves 2 people) 500g potatoes 20g parmesan cheese 200ml milk 250ml (1 cup) vegetable stock 40g butter 2 leeks 150g smoked cod 150g salmon fillet 10g Dijon mustard 15g parsley 50g rocket 1 lemon Extra virgin olive oil Salt and pepper Plain flour Method 1. Start topping - Peel potatoes and cut into 3cm pieces. Add to a saucepan, cover with water, season

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and bring to the boil. Cook for 12 minutes until tender. Grate parmesan. Drain potatoes then mash in a pan with 1 tablespoon of milk, half the butter and half the cheese.

Season and keep warm.

2. Prepare filling – While the potatoes are cooking, trim leeks, discarding darker green tops and roots, and rinse well. Halve lengthways and thinly slice. Finely chop parsley.

3. Start cooking - Bring stock to a simmer in second pan. Add cod and salmon to pan and cook for 1 minute each side or until partcooked. Remove with a slotted spoon. Add leeks to stock and cook for 4 minutes or until softened.

Drain in colander, reserving stock.

Set aside.

4. Make sauce - Melt remaining butter in large pan over medium heat. Stir in 1 1/2 tablespoons of flour and cook for 1 minute. Slowly whisk in remaining 180ml milk and reserved stock. Cook for 3 minutes or until thickened. Whisk in mustard and season with salt and pepper.

5. Assemble pie - Preheat grill to high. Stir leeks and parsley into sauce, flake in fish and stir through. Season. Transfer filling

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6. Prepare salad - Wash rocket and drain. Drizzle with olive oil and lemon juice. Season with salt and pepper. Serve pie with salad.

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PISCES Feb 20-Mar 20 Trap your friends into accepting something for free in order to demand something of infinitesimally greater value in return.

SCORPIO Oct 24-Nov 22 Blame the bank for your financial woes. They forced you to buy all that stuff you didn't need and couldn't afford; you had no choice.

ARIES Mar 21-Apr 20 Go easy on the growl or risk a chronic frenulum injury that could put you out of action for the medium to long term.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23-Dec 22 You're about to meet the product of a long forgotten onenight-stand. Take a deep breath and try to focus on the positives.

TAURUS Apr 21-May 20 Exercise extra caution when wiping your bottom this month. Even the smallest stray smear can take down a whole bus or train carriage.

LEO Jul 24-Aug 23 You are so important and in such high demand that there is no need to adhere to RSVP deadlines to any event, ever.

CAPRICORN Dec 23-Jan 20 You're about to have the best month of sex you've ever had in your entire life, hands down.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

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VIRGO Aug 24-Sep 23 Opining on the virtues of free markets when you know nothing about economics will leave you open to ridicule.

AQUARIUS Jan 21-Feb 19 A close friend's obsession with death and illness has rendered their friendship untenable and they need to be cast adrift.

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