Volume 10 Number 8
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Brandeis University’s Community Newspaper • Waltham, Mass.
March 22, 2013
Univ police investigating alleged sexual assault By Jon Ostrowsky Editor
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jake and amir CollegeHumor stars perform in Levin Ballroom on Wednesday evening.
Jake and Amir bring CollegeHumor to Brandeis By Lassor Feasley Editor
Jake Huwitz and Amir Blumenfeld of the CollegeHumor web series, “Jake and Amir” came to campus last Wednesday, performing in Levin Ballroom to a sold out crowd of Brandeis students. “Jake and Amir”
first gained national attention in 2007, and since then the two have frequently performed at various venues around the world. The comedic duo followed a fellow CollegeHumor associate, Streeter Seidell. While Seidell was billed as an accompanying act, many students acknowledged that he stole the show.
“This was a performance by Streeter Seidell, featuring Jake and Amir, rather than the other way around,” Jeffery Maser ’15 said. Jake and Amir introduced Seidell’s act and performed their own act afterward. Although initially disappointed by
Brandeis University police are investigating an alleged sexual assault that occurred off campus and was reported to the department on March 14, Director of Public Safety Ed Callahan said. “We’re reviewing it,” Callahan said in a phone interview Thursday. “We’re doing what we need to do to assist the parties involved.” University police do not believe the incident happened in Waltham, he added, but declined to comment further. The public safety media log lists an investigation into a sex crime of forcible fondling, an off-campus incident, reported on March 14.
According to public safety’s annually published Clery Act Compliance Report, which mandates crime reporting under federal law, forcible fondling is defined as “the touching of the private body parts of another person for the purpose of sexual gratification” and listed as one of four forcible sex offenses. In the Rights and Responsibilities Handbook, students are prohibited from engaging in sexual misconduct, defined as sexual contact without consent, under Section 3. No further information about the incident was available by press time. In a separate case in January, the Waltham Police Department confirmed their investigation of an alleged sexual assault at an off-campus Dartmouth Street party.
Alum learns from anxiety
See COLLEGE HUMOR, page 2
Board approves 3.94 percent student cost increase for FY 2014
By Jon Ostrowsky Editor
The Board of Trustees approved a 3.94 percent overall increase in student costs as part of its FY 2014 budget, university officials announced Thursday evening. Last year, overall student cost increased by 4.1 percent for continuing students and 4.85 percent for new students, making Brandeis the second most expensive college in the state, behind only Williams College, according to a Boston Business Journal report published last May. Senior Vice President for Students and Enrollment Andrew Flagel said that the university would continue
discussing ways to cut other costs and continue its commitment to financial aid. “There is no doubt that student costs at Brandeis would be unmanageable without donor support, and the university also has an aggressive plan to improve efficiency in purchasing and services,” Flagel said in a statement. “There is also a drive to maintain our academic integrity and preserve our historic commitment to access through financial aid. All of these are areas that will continue to be subjects of robust discussion.” Next year, for continuing students, tuition will be $43,980 and total costs, including tuition, the technology and health fee, student activity fee, hous-
ing and dining, will be $58,170. For new students, tuition will be $44,380 and total costs will be $58,570. “The FY14 budget also includes extensive redeployment of resources through efficiency and procurement improvements, as well as sustaining aggressive annual giving and endowment funding targets,” Senior Vice President for Communications Ellen de Graffenreid said in a statement. “These initiatives are challenging but necessary to maintain student cost increases below four percent while maintaining our commitment to access and to academic excellence.” Officials said the budget supports academic priorities of low class sizes and student-teacher ratios.
Anxiety expert Daniel Smith ’99 lectures on ‘Monkey Mind’ By Theresa Gaffney Special to the Hoot
Daniel Smith ’99 has not been inside Rapaporte Hall in the Goldfarb Library since 1998, when the Dalai Lama visited Brandeis. But that is where he was this Wednesday, reading excerpts from his new bestselling memoir “Monkey Mind: A Memoir of Anxiety.” The book tells a comical yet also very real account of Smith’s lifelong struggle with chronic anxiety. Broken up into three parts, or “episodes,” the memoir features stories from Smith’s adolescence, time
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at Brandeis, and his life as an adult. Smith read passages from the first and second episodes. He began with the first chapter. “It’s preceded by an epigraph by my grandfather, who said ... ‘If you really feel like you have to put another book out into a world already choked with books, at least have the common decency to begin it with a man and woman making love,” Smith said. So that is what he did. Smith opens his first chapter, titled “Genesis,” with a memory of when he lost his virginity. “I am 16 years old. I have never before seen a vagina up close ... To
Editorial: Union Secretary out of line Week in photos: Archery aims high Arts, Etc.: Seussical tells child’s tale Opinion: Behind the tuition increase Sports: Kramer competes at NCAAs
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mark the occasion, I would like to shake the vagina’s hand, talk to it for a while: How do you do, vagina, would you like some herbal tea?” Smith fills his memoir with this anecdotal humor. After he finished reading, Professor Stephen McCauley (ENG) asked him how he constructs his humor. “I think about it constantly,” Smith admits. Smith was part of the improv troupe False Advertising in his time at Brandeis, and for a while wrote a humor column for See ANXIETY, page 5
Liquid Latex
Students showcase their painted bodies at the annual Liquid Latex show.
Arts, etc.: Page 8
anxiety Daniel Smith ‘99 spoke on his book about learning from a personal struggle with anxiety.
Fashion on display SKIN Fashion Show dazzles audiences with new designs.
News: Page 4
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