The Brandeis Hoot - 12/06/13

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Students distraught over Collins’ immediate departure

By Dana Trismen Editor

Mark Collins, senior vice president for administration, is the stuff of Brandeis legends. Jesse Manning ’13, the former chief-of-staff for the student union, recalls a time last year when Massachusetts was hit by a terrible snowstorm. Manning’s friend had his winter boots stuck in the mail room, with no way of getting them over the weekend. “He emailed Mark about it, not expecting much to happen. Within the hour, Mark called my friend and told him to meet him by the mail room where they got the boots.”

Collins is famous for acting as the voice of students. “If it was for the students, Mark said yes to everything, to make it happen,” said Director of the Arts Scott Edmiston.

On Monday, Brandeis honored Collins’ legacy through a gathering at the Faculty Club. Students, faculty and staff milled around Collins, eager to talk to him. Others signed a large poster for him and wrote personal messages. The room filled quickly, as people enjoyed the food spreads and discussions. While many expressed regret about Collins’ departure planned for Dec. 31, the ceremony

Univ. grapples with divestment

By Emily Stott Editor

was a joyous one. Collins has worked at Brandeis for 27 years.

But despite the festivities, many of the Brandeis community remain upset and confused about Collins’ departure.

“I am saddened, slightly angered and most importantly confused, as most other students are, by the departure of Mark,” said Charlotte Franco ’15, vice president of the student union. “Why is someone who is such an important member of this community and who is well-liked and appreciated by so many, leaving? While the university cites that Mark is ‘taking advantage of other professional opportunities,’ I know that he loves it here and always has. He has been a tireless worker for this university for 27 years, and personally, I don’t think it is his time. What has changed about this place that makes it so he no longer wants to be a part of it?”

The email the university initially sent out to students, faculty and staff on Oct. 25 regarding Collins’ departure stated that “Mark has had a distinguished career at Brandeis,” and “Mark’s love of Brandeis, his engaging manner and his deep concern for the welfare of others will be missed.” But

Orange triangles, makeshift shelters and petitions covered campus last spring before Brandeis students voted to divest the university from fossil fuels.

After a vocal student-led campaign, students, faculty and administrators are evaluating the best options for the university’s divestment from fossil fuels. In April, the initiative passed with more than 79 percent of students in favor of divestment. Students across the country are joining the campaign to divest not because each school’s individual investment in fossil fuels is significant, but because divestment by notable organizations can stigmatize fossil fuel companies, encouraging major investors to reconsider their investment options.

Abbie Goldberg ’16, a club member of Students for a Just and Stable Future, explained how divestment aims to take power back from the hands of fossil fuel companies.

“Right now, those companies have so much money in our government that they are able to effectively block any policies or binding actions aimed at combating climate change. Ideally, if divestment succeeds, it will look bad

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Ambitious staff connects with students

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divest Students marched on Rabb steps last March to encourage the university to

divest from fossil fuels.

C-store layout harms student health

By Gabby Drillich Special to the Hoot

inspiration Fred George, a staff member dedicated to many facets of life at Brandeis, easily befriends

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students.

By Victoria Aronson Editor

Employed at Brandeis University since Aug. 2009, Fred George has forged a lasting impression on the student body, stemming from his natural ability to relate to individuals of all backgrounds. Whether he is working behind the counter at the

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mailroom, implementing improvements at the Stein or working at the new Dunkin’ Donuts, Fred’s personable nature has inspired countless students, while he simultaneously draws his own inspiration from the student body.

Describing his impact on the student body, Karina Ayala Casanova ’15, currently studying abroad in Ar-

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gentina, said, “It’s always a joy to run into Fred at the mail room or elsewhere, because his high positive spirit always brings the best out of people.

He’s like a huge teddy bear!”

Fred traces his natural ability to relate to students of all backgrounds to his own experiences growing up See INSPIRE, page 5

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Students take daily trips to the C-store, Brandeis’ only food store on campus. One particular student goes there every day and knows exactly what is in stock, but she always needs to prepare a small grocery list ahead of time so that she won’t get sidetracked. To her right lie all the candies in their bright packaging, and although she knows that they are unhealthy, the fact that they are right there can be problematic.

“I feel as though the candy is distracting,” said Dana Trismen ’15. “If I don’t know what I am going to buy, then I will just grab it, such as today. I had a Reese’s Fast Break even though I didn’t even want it.”

Many students share the same dilemma. Candy makes up a large proportion of the store’s products and is its bestseller. It is situated right at the entrance, and although students could find healthier options such as fruit farther back in the store, many get distracted along the way.

According to NPR, researchers warn teens that consuming too much sugar can lead to increased risk of heart diseases later on in life. Jean Welsh, study author and post-doctoral fellow in pediatric nutrition at Em-

ory University School of Medicine, said that one-fifth of teens’ caloric intake comes from sugar alone. Having the candy on display in such a prime location perpetuates the notion that it is acceptable to keep eating more sugar even though research suggests otherwise.

Max Fabian ’15 prides himself on being up-to-date on his health knowledge and carefully watches what he eats. “I go in to the C-store, and I want to be healthy and buy an apple, and then I see the candy,” he said.

Placing candy in such a prominent place in the store tempts students to buy food that they usually would not consider. As soon as students step foot into the store, the candies are the first visible items even from a few feet away.

The campus nutritionist Kate Moran, RD, maintains that there are healthy options even within the candy wall. Although they may not be as healthy as fruit or vegetables, there are types of candy on the wall that are less detrimental to a student’s health.

“In the candy section there is dark chocolate, some with fruit and nuts in them and some with a higher perSee NUTRITION, page 4

Union address Rosen makes promises in semesterly Student Union address.

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Students, faculty celebrate Collins’ legacy

goodbye Friends of Mark Collins, including staff, faculty and students, gathered at the Faculty Club on

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Monday evening for a ceremony before Collins’ departure from the university.

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it did not mention his reason for departure or who will succeed Collins as senior vice president.

“As a Union officer, and even just as a student, it is important that we know who will be replacing him and when,” said Franco.

In a Hoot interview conducted ear-

lier in the semester, when a reporter asked Collins to explain the reasons for his sudden departure from the university, Collins stated he was leaving “to explore other opportunities.”

No further elaboration as to the specific circumstances behind his imminent departure was provided. It was also stated that Ellen de Graffenreid, senior vice president of communications, would be present at the inter-

view conducted between Collins and The Hoot.

“It’s sad to think that when I go back to visit Brandeis, Mark will not be there. I believe that he will be leaving enormous shoes that I am not sure any one person can fill … I know that the student population will be losing another of their biggest advocates on campus, and that is also a tough pill to swallow,” Manning said this week.

While the Brandeis community may remain in the dark about the reasoning behind Collins departure, they are eager to share memories of his time here.

“He was always willing to give me and any student the time of day even though he had one of the busiest jobs at Brandeis. He taught me a lot about life and about how to conduct oneself in a business atmosphere. He cares about the people and would go to bat for the people that work for him,” said Manning.

“Mark is a man of unwavering character. He embodies what this university and Justice Louis Brandeis stand for,” said Franco. “He is serious yet comical, intimidating yet personable and sophisticated yet simple.

Mark is a Catholic, a politician, a true Bostonian and a friend.”

Many in facilities services feel as though Collins is an integral part of Brandeis. “There are a lot of people keeping the place going, but he was our voice,” said Casey Russo, project manager for facilities services. “He was so down to earth. He’s approachable.”

Mary Sharrigan, senior associate director of facilities, argued that Brandeis will not be the same without Collins. “He lives and breathes Brandeis. It was always amazing to see his dedication to the students.”

The ceremony on Monday was a time for Brandeisians to express their appreciation for Collins. But many feel like there is still more to say.

Manning recalls the difficult time

last year when the city of Boston was in lockdown as police searched for the Boston marathon bombers.

“Mark called my cell phone as soon as he got my email just to make sure that I knew, and I communicated to the students and the student government that the administration was there. That they were making sure everything was safe and that before anything ever happened to us they would need to get through him first,” he said.

“Many alumni have come to me saying that Mark Collins made their Brandeis experience—and I hope that he is remembered as the kind of man that could make an impact of that magnitude,” said Franco.

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Rosen closes semester with new ideas for Union

By Rachel Hirschhaut Editor

In the Student Union’s annual State Of The Union Address on Monday night, Student Union President Ricky Rosen ’14 reflected on the achievements of the past year. He also gave Brandeis a preview of the changes to come this spring, influenced by students’ suggestions.

After a year of changes in dining providers, more dining changes are in the works. Rosen said that in response to the recent survey on the future of late-night dining at Brandeis, The Stein will be transformed into a sports pub. A Peets Coffee franchise will likely be built in the Shapiro Sci-

ence Center in the coming year. Lower Usdan will be renovated and transformed into a second all-you-can-eat cafeteria next summer, and an expansion to Sherman will follow.

New meal plans under Sodexo may also be finalized in time for the 20142015 school year, taking into account the results of a survey of students’ satisfaction with their meal plans. Some plans may include unlimited meal swipes in the all-you-can-eat cafeterias. Whether all on-campus students, including those who have their own kitchens in Ridgewood, Mods, or Charles River Apartments, will be required to purchase a meal plan is still up for debate.

The Waltham WhoCash initiative,

spearheaded by Class of 2016 Senator Jon Jacob, continues to progress as more Waltham restaurants, including Carl’s Subs and Sabatino’s, have agreed to accept WhoCash. Other potential restaurants include Asia Wok and Baan Thai, two of the most popular local dining destinations for Brandeis students. In addition to this, the Sodexo food trucks on campus will accept WhoCash, beginning next semester.

Improving the state of parking at Brandeis has also been a priority for the Student Union this year. Rosen is now drafting a business plan to build a parking garage on campus, as a solution to the problem of limited availability that prevents underclassmen

from keeping their cars on campus.

After nearly 70 percent of the campus voted to divest from fossil fuel companies last spring, sustainability remains a priority. The Student Union Sustainability Committee continues to search for responsible investments.

A new committee, the Video Committee, works to keep the rest of Brandeis informed on the Student Union’s work through short, informative videos.

Many events are also in the works

for next semester, including “Deis Day,” an unprecedented campus-wide festival on April 6. There will be a parade across campus, a Battle Of The Bands, and activities that aim to break a Guinness World Record.

The Student Union also hosted a “Student Union Serves You” dinner event at Sherman on Dec. 5, another chance for students to meet their representatives and sample foods that will be added to the menu next semester.

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Divestment from fossil fuels an investment in social justice DIVEST, from page 1

for politicians to accept money from these companies and thus their political power will be taken away,” she said.

Universities, cities and religious organizations are joining the movement to divest, claiming that they feel a responsibility to social justice and that fossil fuel companies are creating injustices. “Around 20 cities have also divested as well as many religious organizations. Even the state of Massachusetts recently introduced a divestment bill,” Goldberg said. She explained that college campuses are particularly interested in the issue because it is “a direct and tangible way students can impact the wider dialogue on fossil fuels and climate change.”

Brandeis’ mission is centered on the principles of social justice. Students claim that according to that policy, the university should not be investing its funds in companies that use the money to burn fossil fuels, which contributes to climate change and negatively impacts communities across the globe by causing death and destruction.

Divestment was previously popular in the 1960s through the 1980s during Apartheid in South Africa.

In 1986, the United States pulled its investments from South Africa, pressuring the government to yield to negotiations and disassemble the system of Apartheid. Martin Hamil-

ton ’16, a member of Students for a Just and Stable Future, said, “Given the urgency of climate action, the application of this tactic is extremely relevant.”

Although the campaign aims to end all investment in any fossil fuel funds, most organizations that go through the process to divest still retain some investments in fossil fuels.

They only seek to decrease the investments in certain companies gradually and to screen funds in the future to ensure they align with the organization’s mission.

But not everyone is on board with divestment. At two Ivy League colleges—Brown and Harvard— the administration has clearly stated they will not pursue divestment. The universities chose not to divest, even though the majority of students voted to approve divestment.

The President of Harvard University, Drew Faust, published a statement on Oct. 3 regarding divestment.

“While I share [the students’] belief in the importance of addressing climate change, I do not believe, nor do my colleagues on the Corporation, that university divestment from the fossil fuel industry is warranted or wise,” he wrote. He continues, discussing his concern about the endowment funds and the ability to ensure that Harvard can act as an academic institution rather than as a social or political organization. In the future, Harvard will attempt to engage in sustainable investing, considering environmen-

tal and social implications of investments.

These concerns are shared by Brandeis administrators. After the student vote, the university created the Divestment Committee to examine the financial impact of divestment to determine if this is the appropriate course of action. The committee will then deliver recommendations in the spring of 2014 to the Board of Trustees. Withdrawing funds from fossil fuel companies could potentially put Brandeis’ investment portfolio at risk, threatening the school’s endowment.

Eric Olson, a professor at the Heller School with a background in geology, ecology and environmental activism, is part of the divestment committee. Olson examines the climate and health consequences that result when the world relies on burning things such as coal, oil and natural gas to obtain energy.

Olson also believes there is a possibility that the stock values of fossil fuel companies are overrated and that at some point a “carbon bubble” might impact the economy. “In this respect, selling these stocks now could even be viewed as wise, and some analysts have indeed urged investors heavily invested in these companies’ earnings to pull back and diversify,” he said.

Professor John Ballantine (IBS) is also a faculty member on the committee. He discussed how the committee is looking to see if there are

other options to pursue beside divestment. “This is a complex issue, and divestment is one initiative.

People are looking at social justice issues, and we have endowments, which fund the university and scholarships,” he said. The university encounters significant constraints when it plans to tell investors that it doesn’t want any investments in energy companies since these financially support the university.

Ballantine said that the committee is reaching out to the investment community, including local groups such as the Walden Asset Management Fund, where some Brandeis graduates work.

Students said that many people should have an interest in divestment from fossil fuels. “People across the country are already dying, having their land taken, getting cancer, suffering from polluted water and much more,” Goldberg said.

Energy companies make a huge profit every year. Olson said that if divestment is acted upon by many different organizations, then companies that sell fossil fuels will have to recognize popular opinion. Activists, scientists and government agencies

can pressure companies into recognizing the negative impacts that result from burning fossil fuels, which can spur Congress to impose a tax or other legislation limiting the use of fossil fuels.

Although it may be unlikely for the Board of Trustees to approve of complete divestment, more socially conscious investing can still have an impact. Olson said that there is a possibility that fund managers could be asked to avoid companies that mine and sell coal if possible since coal has a particularly terrible impact on the environment.

If the university chooses to divest, it can draw media attention to fossil fuel companies. “People look to universities as sources of understanding and ideas and as places where trends are born. Next, new things emerge and so on. We may not lead with financial brawn, but we do lead with brains,” Olson said.

“This is a very worrisome trend with potentially terrible consequences for our descendants and for the world’s poorest people, like those affected by sea level rise and other climate-related change,” Olson said.

rally Last spring, students campaigned across campus to increase awareness of climate change issues. A rally and a climate refugee camp to discuss the dangers fossil fuels create.

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Yale on lockdown; no cause for panic

By Charlie Romanow Staff

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centage of cocoa, so even in the candy section there are healthy options,” Moran said.

Moran added that because the C-store is considered to be a convenience store, it has a convenience store layout. In most circumstances, this highlights the money-making products. Although the store would like to promote the items that make the most money, this limits the options students have since it is their only place to shop on campus.

In the spring of 2013, there was a second convenience-like store located on the opposite side of campus, colloquially called the “V-Store,” which has now been turned into a Dunkin’ Donuts. The Dunkin’ Donuts contains even fewer healthy options than the old V-store or the C-store, promoting its sugar-coated donuts and muffins in advertisements and at the store.

The V-store, while also a convenience store, had a different layout. It may have been because the store was smaller and had a different shape, but the candy was not in the front. Ally Eller ’15 said, “The V-Store was nice because you could see the fruit first.”

Moran explained that there are always healthy and unhealthy options anywhere on campus and in the real world. She explained that if students felt strongly, she could help educate them further on what the right choices are, but that students already know what is good for them in the store.

“People are educated and can get more education if they need to on healthier options if they find that they are struggling,” Moran said. “If you are educated and want healthy options, they are at your fingertips.”

In that vein, so too are the unhealthy options, and even if students are educated, it doesn’t mean they always

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make the right decisions.

In David Kessler’s book, “The End of Overeating,” he discusses the science behind selling food. One man to whom Kessler talked was a venture capitalist who told him that the “goal is to get you hooked.” Can education alone unhook us? I argue no, especially when the companies also take into account our sensory perception of the food, creatively enhancing it with extra sugar and fat.

Education alone has not stopped students from eating the candy since the best-selling items at the store are candy. Students know that the candy is bad for them, but the fact that it is right in front of them may lead them to buy it.

Some students feel that the candy is more affordable. If they are hungry and have a choice between spending a dollar on one banana or on a king size Hershey bar, they may go for the chocolate in hopes of it being more filling. Fruits and nuts are some of the priciest items in the C-store.

Edan Zitelny ’17 said he thinks people buy the candy not because it is so accessible, but because “the health-

ier alternatives are more expensive.”

Even in the rest of Usdan, healthier items cost more.

When asked if she thought the candy at the front had any impact on people’s decisions, Natalie Shushan ’14, a cashier, said that she didn’t think the candy wall made a huge impact on people’s purchases. She did mention, however, that the candy sitting next to the checkout made a difference. “100 percent of the people who buy the Ferrero Roche chocolates tell me it is because they are right there when they are paying,” Shushan said.

Moran said that the store might be able to put some fruit next to the checkout counter, where the chocolates are now, though she wasn’t confident in the idea. “If you are a person who wants to eat fruit instead of candy you are going to find the fruit.”

“I walk by [the candy] all the time, and just because it is there does not mean I am inclined to get it,” Moran said.

Students still feel tempted to buy the candy. Moran stressed that “the fruit is only 10 feet away,” but perhaps it is 10 feet too many.

Yale University went into lockdown on Nov. 25 after an anonymous male called local police from an off-campus pay phone saying that his roommate was headed to the university with a long gun to shoot people. Yale and the surrounding area were on high alert as university police, New Haven Police, State Police, SWAT, FBI, ATF, ICE and Homeland Security were involved throughout the day and beyond.

The investigation into a potential gunman ended after an exhaustive search found nothing of note. Authorities believe that the call was a hoax. University and city police are working with the FBI to identify the unknown caller who hung up in fewer than 30 seconds without giving his name. There are several people of interest but no arrests have been made.

Police have decided not to release the 911 call, its transcript or related surveillance images to the public. The lockdown ended in the afternoon.

The caller made the emergency call at 9:48 a.m., approximately one mile from the Yale campus. An alert was sent out at 10:17 a.m. to the 35,000 members of the Yale community who had signed up to receive the text, email and phone messages. Authorities also used a local public address system and told community members to take shelter in place. Yale defines shelter in place as taking refuge in a small, windowless room and locking the doors.

The fear increased only a few minutes after the alert was sent out when police received a call from someone on campus who reported seeing a man with a gun on the Old Campus.

Police later determined that the person seen with a gun was actually a law enforcement officer who responded to the initial pay phone call. This sighting prompted a text to be sent to community members reading, “Confirmed report of a person with a gun on/near Old Campus. SHELTER IN PLACE. This is NOT a test.”

Nearby Gateway Community College, Cooperative Arts and Humanities High School, New Haven Free

Public Library, New Haven Green and the Yale Repertory Theater and Peabody Museum were also put on lockdown. The incident was televised as breaking news, and stations broadcasted live video throughout the state, reporting on potential explanations.

Most students had already left the campus for Thanksgiving break, but a significant number remained, including many international students who were not leaving for the holiday.

Numerous faculty and staff members were left on campus. The Old Campus, which includes 10 of the university’s 12 residential colleges that house undergraduates, was searched completely room by room. This part of the college began to be constructed in the 1700s, and the dorm rooms accordingly do not have peepholes, which posed a difficulty for law enforcement officials, who faced resistance from students opening the door for them during the checks. Yale officers accompanied SWAT members during the checks and slid their university IDs under the door for assurance.

The lockdown complicated matters for local businesses since authorities blocked streets and encouraged locals not to traverse the roads. Downtown traffic was hectic for hours. Many stores were not able to capitalize on the often prosperous time before Thanksgiving. It is believed that the lockdown cost the city a significant amount, though city spokesperson Anna Mariotti said that there was no cost estimate yet. Essman said that it is better to overreact than underreact in a situation with such a potential for danger.

Earlier in the month, Central Connecticut State University was similarly placed on lockdown after it was reported that an armed man was on campus. This turned out to be partially true, as David Kyem, son of CCSU professor Peter Kyem, was wearing a Halloween costume with an airsoft gun, sword and advanced tactical gear. Prior serious incidents in Sandy Hook, Conn., and Boston have prompted an increased urgency of response during potential incidents as well as higher demand for media coverage of such situations.

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Q&A: Grand Master Sam Shankland ’14 to pursue professional career

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By Jess Linde Staff

Sam Shankland ’14 says that when he started playing chess competitively at age 10, is considered very old by today’s standard. That hasn’t seemed to handicap him, as just five years later, he became a national master in the United States. Today, Shankland is a recognized Grand Master (GM)

in chess. The Hoot spoke with Shankland to catch up on his career, his recent accomplishments and future aspirations.

The Hoot: What is your role in working with the chess club on campus?

Sam Shankland: I never really officially taught the chess club or played with them, but I’m still somewhat involved. I go to meetings now and

then, and I have made some friends there. Recently I played a five-board blindfold simul (playing five games at once, blindfolded, relying only on the players telling me the coordinates of their moves) with the chess club to raise money for the Waltham Group.

While I am not a major presence at chess club, I still go when I can, and I enjoy myself there.

TH: How has your chess career

progressed, and what are your plans for the future?

SS: I had a really hot streak from 2010 to 2012—my biggest achievements came in 2011. In spring semester of my first year, I took third at the 2011 U.S. Championship and won $20,000. Later in the summer, I participated in the World Cup and defeated Peter Leko in round one. He was number 17 in the world at the time and has been as high as number four and challenged for the World Championship. Although 2013 has not been a great year for me, I did make my debut playing for the U.S. National team. I was our top scorer at the Pan-American Team championship in Brazil, and our victory there qualified the U.S. for the World Team championship. This championship is currently happening, although I was not selected for the event. I was also our top scorer at our friendly match with China in Ningbo. I took clear first at the ZMDI Open last August, one of Germany’s strongest events.

This year, I was selected as the 2013 Samford Fellow and provided with an $84,000 fellowship given out once a year to the most promising American player under the age of 25 to improve their chess and try to enter the world elite.

TBH: Since you’re a senior, how has schoolwork and approaching graduation affected your chess playing?

SS: This year has been hard for me.

While I was playing quite a bit in 2011 and 2012, I was only playing abroad over the summer. I have been im-

proving significantly and need to be playing more abroad, but my classes have been getting harder. It has become much more difficult to manage everything. I believe this has had an adverse affect on both my chess career and my studies. While I have learned a lot at Brandeis and greatly enjoyed my time here and made friendships that I hope to keep for a long time, I am looking forward to graduating and dedicating myself completely to my chess career.

TH: How has your experience at Brandeis influenced your chess playing?

SS: When I first came to Brandeis I was on my way out of the chess world, frustrated by politics and my own lack of improvement. I think prior to coming here I was putting way too much pressure on myself as a very young man trying to make it as a professional player, and it adversely affected my results. While chess has always been very important to me, during my time at Brandeis it has not been the only part of my working life, so a lot of this pressure was lifted, and very quickly, my results shot through the roof. At the same time, however, I have less time to study and play, so now that I am more mature, I think the negative consequences of school on my chess career are starting to show as well, although they certainly do not outweigh the positive effects.

This interview has been condensed and edited for clarity.

Beloved staff member inspired by students INSPIRE, from page 1

in a rough, inner-city neighborhood marked by poverty in Boston, where he had to learn to mask his friendly demeanor to survive. He said, “Another key aspect from the streets of Boston is that my youth, childhood and past has been filled with variable pains. One of the benefits is I can relate to a lot of people’s pain.” Demonstrating his big heart, Fred said, “If I can help a bum on the street, I’ll help him.”

His capacity for developing bonds may be attributed to his personal motto to stay positive, his unique life experiences and the mutual respect

existing between himself and the students on campus. “When I see the students, I see them as adults, and I treat them as such,” Fred explains.

Having worked on campus for over five years, Fred has witnessed several of the dining changes on campus as well. He praises the new dining service, explaining “One thing I really appreciate about Sodexo as opposed to the regime of last year, I feel Sodexo listens to the opinions of students a lot more.”

Beyond his role in the mailroom, Fred has worked at the Stein as well, which is currently undergoing renovations. Opting for a lounge style in Deis After Dark, he implemented a

buffet-style service so students would not have to wait long to be served. In the past, he has served as a co-host of the radio show “On the Street,” although he is currently taking a brief hiatus. While hosting the show, he encourages an open dialogue and seeks to hear the diverse perspectives of callers. “Instead of coming in with my opinions and wanting to prove viewers wrong, I want to hear their voices,” a method that he states leads to a more interesting conversation.

Although Fred has served as an inspiration to students, he asserts the impact Brandeis University has had on his life goals as well. “If I had gone to college, Brandeis would have been

the place,” he said. Currently hoping to pursue a degree in hospitality, he reflected, “In all honesty, I am inspired by the Brandeis students to do better myself.” Tracing his childhood from the streets of Boston, he notes he never considered college to be a feasible option in the past due to the costs, but now considers higher education an absolute must. “I am almost in awe of the students and what they can do,” he said. Noting the ability of students to apply themselves in their studies, he devised the motto, “Brandeis: play hard, study harder.”

He also noted the recent resignation of Mark Collins, stating, “It is especially sad for me because Collins

lived in the city of Boston like I did, he walked some of the same streets I walked, and look how far he’s come.

Coming from a tough neighborhood, he still succeeded.”

While Fred has left his mark on Brandeis University through his rapport with students and ability to relate to others, he expresses his gratitude to the university as well.

“I just want to thank the Brandeis community. When I came here, just 28 years old, my mentality then, and my mentality now when I’m 32, has done a complete 180. I’ve seen how seriously Brandeis students take their studies, they make me want to do better,” he said.

Fisher strives to reach more alumni

By Ilana Cedarbaum Staff

A new addition to the Brandeis community this year is Patsy Fisher, the new vice president for alumni relations. Fisher attended Dartmouth College for undergraduate and then gained a Master’s Degree in international relations from John Hopkins School of Advanced International Studies. Although she never thought that she would end up in the field of alumni relations, she was given an opportunity to go back to Dartmouth and translate her love for her school into work that she thought would have value to the institution.

After 25 years of working at her alma mater, Fisher decided to make a change and offer her professional experience to Brandeis. As her children were heading off to college, she felt that she should have her own adventure as well. “Working at Dart-

mouth was no longer a challenge for me,” Fisher said. “It was time to go to a place where I could make a difference.” After four years of lacking a position solely for managing alumni relations at Brandeis, her arrival has given the rest of the staff here a great sense of appreciation.

Fisher’s goal in terms of alumni relations at Brandeis is simple: engage as many alumni as possible. To do this, she wants to target Brandeis alumni’s traits to tailor her plans specifically to this institution. According to Fisher, there isn’t a strong sense of class identity at Brandeis, but one thing that stands true of Brandeis alumni is that when they visit campus, they become very involved. Fisher wants to use this trend to create affinity groups for alumni to join and reignite their passions, whether for social justice, athletics, performing arts or academic fields. “I want to create opportunities for people to come back and see the wonderful things happening here so that they want to be engaged with

Brandeis and its mission,” Fisher said.

Programs that Fisher is currently hoping to implement include a lifelong learning and alumni education series that could potentially go online, as well as investing in reunions and homecoming. Fisher believes that investing in homecoming would allow both alumni and current students the opportunity to show their support and pride for Brandeis.

After a semester of working here at Brandeis, Fisher has not only enjoyed working with the staff and Brandeis alumni, but also noticed a difference between working at Brandeis compared to her previous employment at Dartmouth, a school with a long history of about 250 years. “Brandeis is young, and in its foundational years and to me, that’s exciting,” Fisher said.

“It’s time to take alumni relations to the next level.”

For Fisher, taking it to the next level will require a focus on current students’ sense of pride for the university, which she hopes will translate into

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lifelong support and engagement.

Fisher noted the sense of community that Brandeis students possess. “So many alumni I’ve met have said that their best friends are from Brandeis,

and many even said that their spouses are their former classmates,” Fisher said. “I hope to help translate these relationships into support and pride for the institution.”

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Professor Emeritus dies at 92, known for illuminated manuscripts

By Theresa Gaffney Editor

On Nov. 24, Professor Emeritus Joachim Gaehde passed away at 92 years old. Though his wife died in 2002, he had continued to live alone in their home in Arlington, Mass.

Gaehde emigrated from Germany with his wife and received his Ph.D. from New York University. He arrived in America in his 30s, getting a late start to graduate school, and was in his 40s before beginning work at Brandeis.

When Associate Professor of Fine Arts Nancy Scott met Gaehde, he and other senior members of the department formed a unique dynamic in their department, as they all shared similar hard beginnings.

“Professor Gaehde had been trapped essentially in Germany during World War II … and he made allusions to the fact that he was in-

terned, but he never said much about the camps,” Scott began to explain.

While Gaehde was a very private person, and therefore did not speak often about his past, Scott believes that he did escape from internment in Germany. On top of Gaehde’s experiences in the war, he worked alongside two other senior members: Professor Maeda, of Japanese descent who was an American citizen interned in Poston, Arizona, during the war, and Professor Borgo, who similarly escaped Italy after the war.

“That was the department into which I was hired … and it was remarkable that Brandeis had this open policy, not only of students with no quotas, but professors themselves were coming out of Europe and seeking a safe place,” Scott said.

Gaehde proved to be a key element in the department. Not only was he a natural leader, but he had the ability to diffuse any tension, whether it be at a small staff meeting or a larger facul-

ty gathering, according to Scott. “He had an enormous amount of charm,” she remembered, “and was always able to take things to a lighter level to dispel conflict … it was more wit than being funny.”

Gaehde’s leadership experience came largely from his role as dean of faculty. While he did not enjoy the job and stepped down from it eventually, “Professor Gaehde was always the one really in charge,” Scott said. He never tried to stay in charge though; when somebody took his role, he made sure to step back and let them work, rather than try to maintain authority.

As a professor, Gaehde was particularly formal, though always showed genuine care for his students. “He read many of his lectures, typed them out, prepared them very carefully. There was a rigor about the way he taught, but he was very kindly, so there was that mixture of the old school gentlemanly mode of teaching with the very kind, gentle concern for the students,”

Scott said. Gaehde specialized in teaching the medieval period.

When Gaehde retired from Brandeis, it was a chance for him to do the things he loved to do. He adored his dogs and loved to stick them in the back of his convertible and take them somewhere to go for a long walk, Scott said. Surprisingly, in retirement Gaehde also found a liking for klezmer music.

He also found time to help his wife Christa with her business.

Christa had an art conservation studio built at their home in order to work. “She was one of the premier drawings conservators in the United States,” Scott said. She worked with prestigious art from the Guggenheim Museum and hired many apprentices to train and to assist her with her work.

The main work that Gaehde did after retirement was on his manuscripts.

Professor Gaehde was an expert

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joachim gaehde

on illuminated manuscripts from the period of Charlemagne. While a professor at Brandeis, Gaehde wrote a book on these manuscripts. However after retiring, he wrote another, more important book, and brought it to Rome to present to the Pope. “It was a very important document of sacred texts,” Scott said, “that had to do with Vatican manuscripts … and that was a very nice end of his career achievement.”

“He very much enjoyed his life,” Scott said.

The best hip-hop of 2013

By Jess Linde Staff

The hip-hop world has seen a lot this year. Many great independent artists cemented themselves with sophomore releases, Earl Sweatshirt finally released an album and Kanye West, well, Kanye’d all over the place.

I listened to most of it, and I liked most of what I heard.

10. Pusha T – “My Name Is My Name” Pusha T has been one of my favorite southern rappers ever since I first heard Clipse and their classic album “Hell Hath No Fury.” On one hand, he’s tough and wants you to know it, but on the other hand, he’s very religious and introspective. Both of these elements come together in his first official solo album, “My Name Is My Name,” which shows off his amazing lyricism and proves he’s not just another rapper on Kanye’s label.

Best Song: “Nosetalgia (feat. Kendrick Lamar)” 9. Logic – “Young Sinatra: Welcome to Forever” Logic, a massively talented MC, from Maine of all places, has released some of the most fascinating and personal mixtapes in recent memory with his “Young Sinatra” series.

“Welcome to Forever,” the third installment, chronicles Logic’s reaction to his newfound success, including meeting his heroes and staying true to himself. And since each Logic tape is better than the last, I’d say that he earned it.

Best Song: “The Come Up” 8. Flatbush Zombies – “BetterOffDead” I was hooked on Flatbush Zombies as soon as I heard their bizarre, brilliant 2012 debut “D.R.U.G.S.,” and I couldn’t wait for their follow up, the long delayed “BetterOffDead.” Erick Arc Elliott’s production is on-point, balancing the weirdness with the classic New York sound perfectly. The Zombies’ chemistry as a three-piece comes into its own, and the combination of their personal styles makes one great mad-hatter of a rap album.

Best Song: “Amerikkkan Pie”

7. Action Bronson – “Blue Chips 2” “Blue Chips 2” was released unannounced this year, so I didn’t have time to get ready for how great it was.

Action Bronson’s rhymes are still as base and vulgar as ever, but the production by Party Supplies and guest appearances from Ab-Soul and others are so good that I didn’t focus too much on that. Bronson himself is in top form, delivering laughs and punchlines to remember for a while.

Best Song: “Through The Eyes of A G (feat. Ab-Soul) 6. Joey Bada$$ – “Summer Knights” “Summer Knights” does not surpass Joey Bada$$’s debut tape “1999,” but that doesn’t mean it isn’t still great. “Summer Knights” is a mature, entertaining, almost cinematic experience that was the soundtrack for most of my summer and that I still visit often. With this release, Joey Bada$$ proved he isn’t just a figurehead of ’90s rap revival; he’s the real deal and will hopefully be around for a long time.

Best Song: “My Yout” 5. The Underachievers – “The Lords of Flatbush” Now we come to my favorite members of the aforementioned Brooklyn ’90s rap revival. “The Lords of Flatbush” is the shortest entry on this list at eight songs, but when the songs are as strong as these, that doesn’t matter at all. The lyrics and flow are totally outstanding, as is the production, and The Underachievers once again prove that you don’t need to be prolific to be great.

Best Song: “Flexin”

life for me. A collaboration between Brooklyn’s El-P and Atlanta’s Killer Mike, who released my favorite rap albums of 2012, was just too good to be true. And it was true, and it was not at all disappointing. The duo’s free album (supported by a huge tour) marks a return to agitator-rap that’s been missing for far too long, with lyrics addressing everything from politics to Hulk Hogan to just plain attitude.

Best Song: “36-Inch Chain” 2. Chance the Rapper – “Acid Rap” Even though “Acid Rap” is Chance the Rapper’s second mixtape, for many people, it was the first time hearing his brand of wacky-voiced Chicago flow. Bringing creative adlibs, great beats and some awesome guest features by artists like Childish Gambino and Action Bronson, “Acid Rap” is a massive creative achievement. And unlike other rappers who have big personas, Chance’s never takes him over. Your move, Rick Ross.

Best Song: “Cocoa Butter Kisses” 1. Kanye West – “Yeezus” I know Kanye is overrated, and perhaps he’s an arrogant, hypocritical jerk and yes, I know that he had a baby with Kim Kardashian and named it North West. But for all his faults, Kanye is being himself, uncensored, and he can certainly make a fun song.

“Yeezus” is the album I’ve listened to more than any other this year. Plus, he got Chief Keef to enunciate, which has to count for something.

Best Song: “Black Skinhead”

4. Danny Brown – “OLD” I have to admit that I kind of sabotaged myself with this one. I got so hyped for it for so long that at one point my high just kind of popped, and I cast my excitement into down.

Was there any way Danny Brown could improve on “XXX”? I didn’t think so. I must have been wrong, since “OLD” turned out to be 20 songs of complete hip-hop genius.

Best Song: “The Return (feat. Freddie Gibbs)” 3. Run The Jewels – “Run The Jewels” Run the Jewels is a fantasy come to

rappers of the year From top to bottom, Kanye West, Pusha T, and Chance the Rapper

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Rose to install permanent art from controversial artist

By Dana Trismen Editor

Chris Burden is an artist known for his installation and performance art, controversial pieces expressing extreme imminent danger. In 1971, through his performance piece “Shoot,” Burden instructed his assistant to shoot him in the arm with a .22 rifle. In 1974, Burden lay on top of a Volkswagen Beetle and was crucified, nails driven into his hands. Later that year, he lay in a corner of the Ronald Feldman Gallery in New York for 22 days without eating, talking or leaving his small space.

As he aged, Burden began to focus more on installation art, art that isn’t hung on the wall but is created for the area in which it resides. His famous pieces include “A Tale of Two Cities” in 1981, when he built a reconstruction of city-states at war with 5,000 war toys from different countries. The piece takes up a whole room. Other examples include “Urban Light” (2002), a work of sculpture in the Los Angeles County Museum of Art that is made up of 202 old streetlights.

Burden will bring his artistic vision to Brandeis next semester, as the university pays him two million dollars for a permanent outdoor sculpture piece. Christopher Bedford, the Henry and Lois Foster director of The Rose Art Museum, initially contacted Burden.

“Our hope and expectation is that the sculpture will become an icon for The Rose, for Brandeis and for Waltham; a siren call for visitors from all these communities; a place for programmed activity, as well as a place to simply hang out,” said Bedford.

As of now, the installation is simply planned for 2014, with a more specific date to be announced. Called “Light of Reason,” it will be placed in front of The Rose Art Museum. The exhibit will feature 24 cast iron street lamps restored by Burden. Burden will also make an appearance on campus next semester to give artist talks, with details forthcoming.

“I hope the campus community feels an immediate sense of ownership

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light of reason This picture (top) depicts the Burden installation that will take place in

2014. Below, Burden in 1974 laying crucified on top of a Volkswagen Beetle.

over the sculpture, as if the space its there’s to do with as they will, whether that involves a music performance, a dance or simply studying. It is supposed to be a civic space, so while it is part of our collection, it belongs to our visitors,” said Burden.

Bedford (and the new exhibits he brought to The Rose) has been credited with raising attendance at the museum, and many hope the new Burden exhibit will only increase art appreciation.

“We’ve already seen a 36 percent rise in attendance in the past year, but yes, we hope this will build on those already impressive numbers,” he said.

Ellen de Graffenreid, the senior vice president for communications, reported that other museums that have had Chris Burden installations have witnessed a rise in attendance.

The funds for the installation come from the museum’s special acquisi-

tions fund. “These are funds that are ‘restricted,’ meaning that they can only be used to purchase art for The Rose Art Museum’s permanent collection,” said Graffenreid.

Graffenreid is also hopeful that Burden’s exhibit will add a lot to Brandeis’ campus. “First, I think it may attract more visitors to The Rose and to Brandeis. It will add a very nice, attractive entry point for The Rose Art Museum, and it will add a campus landmark to Brandeis. It could become a campus symbol in the way that the Castle or the Louis Brandeis statue are now,” she said. She expects students will plan events centered on the exhibit. “There have been discussions about performances, community art events, meditation groups and other activities. The possibilities are limited only by the imagination of the Brandeis community,” she stated.

Scott Edmiston, the director of the

office of the arts, believes the exhibit is an “unprecedented gift.”

“Instead of purchasing artwork for the museum’s collection which students would see periodically, this sculpture-installation will be enjoyed and experienced by the campus every day and for generations to come.

On a symbolic level, ‘Light of Reason’

signifies The Rose’s revitalization and Brandeis’ renewed commitment to being a beacon for art and culture. When the work is unveiled this spring, it will be the only major public art in the city of Waltham and will surely become one of the most visited and recognizable sculptures on any New England campus,” Edmiston said.

‘365 Plays/365 Days’ is an abstract wonder

By Michelle Kim Staff

Contrary to what some people may think, Brandeis’ production of “365 Plays/365 Days” does not actually consist of 365 plays in one show.

The plays performed at Spingold were selected based on three themes that director Akiba Abaka noticed as she read the entire play. Suzan-Lori Parks, who wrote the show, actually wrote 365 plays (she started on Nov. 13, 2002 and finished writing exactly one year later), but this production only includes 24.

According to Abaka, each play is “to be experienced on its own as a separate and complete story, and they are arranged to be experienced as one narrative image.” Although every story is different, there are overarching themes of love and war (especially the second Gulf War, which was on the verge of happening when Parks was writing her plays) and Abraham Lincoln. Starring Nicole Dalton (GRAD), Brian Dorfman ’16, Zada Amata Eshun ’14, Lisa Galperin ’14, Miriam Esther Goldman ’14, Brandon Green (GRAD), Jen Largaespada ’16, Ryan Millis ’15, Margaret Much-Hichos ’15,

Shaquan Perkins ’14, Barbara Rugg ’15, Debora Trierweiler Cruz ’15 and Sarah Waldron ’17, “365 Plays/365 Day” is an extremely unusual show that is both confusing and entrancing.

The show was held at the Merrick Theater at the Spingold Theater Center. Like the show itself, the seating arrangement was rather unconventional. In front of one wall, there were two rows of chairs, while three rows of chairs were set up on the opposite wall. The stage, which was at audience level, was in the space between the two clusters of chairs. In each play, various drawings of war, handwritten letters and other images were projected onto all four walls, as if to trap the audience members in every scenario.

Upon walking into the theater, I saw a woman (Zada Amata Eshun) laying on a park bench in the middle of the stage. The entire audience sat down and watched; there was very little talking going on, even before the show even started. Kudos to the cast for that.

As previously stated, “365 Plays/365 Day” is not very digestible, especially for those who go to the theater expecting to see a cohesive storyline acted out on stage. For example, most of the sub-plays were seemingly random.

Not surprising, since Parks herself said, “Every day for the next year I would wake up and ask myself, ‘Okay, so what’s the play?’ and then I wrote what came.”

None of the plays were lighthearted; there was underlying tension in all of them. For example, in “November 14: Father Comes Home from the Wars (Part 1),” we see an estranged couple reunite after the husband (Brandon Green) returns home from war with what seems to be PTSD. While he sits in a chair, his fakely nonchalant wife (Nicole Dalton) creeps up behind him and unsuccessfully attempts to kill him with a frying pan.

I cannot choose a “best play” in tonight’s production. Every play was eloquent, magnetic and intense. Some of the plays did not even have any dialogue; instead, modern dance was utilized to express characters’ emotions.

Other plays seemed to have famous influences. “Project Macbeth,” for example, obviously was influenced by Shakespeare’s “Macbeth.”

The cast consisted of a good mix of graduate and undergraduate students. I was thoroughly impressed by their ability to express their characters through not only dialogue but also movements, facial expressions and

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many plays Author Suzan-Lori Parks (pictured) wrote a play every day for a year.

vocal tones, all of which were sometimes done subtly and at other times exaggerated. In my honest opinion, only extremely gifted actors know how to characterize themselves in a subdued manner.

Every single actor was able to do so and should be applauded for their fantastic talent.

Most of the audience enjoyed the play. Those who didn’t left the theater perplexed, but everyone else appreciated the high level of quality that was presented at the theater. Since it is a

relatively serious production, it was hard not to be engrossed by the performed scenes.

A warning note, however: Those who are not used to abstract plays may not enjoy “365 Plays/365 Days” and may instead be left in a state of confusion for the full 95 minutes. However, people who do not mind abstract art will find the show extremely enjoyable and thought provoking.

I highly suggest showing up early because there are very few seats, available to those who arrive first.

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Ambitious alumnus to debut film

By Victoria Aronson

filming, French revealed that the crew also encountered a near run in with the law as well. “We were shooting a robbery scene on location in Waltham and they thought it was the real deal.

Definitely should have planned better on that one.

We were cornered by 4 cars within a span of about 10 seconds,” French stated. Jokingly commenting on this close encounter, he said, “I would not recommend the life of a criminal with that kind of response time.”

When asked to explain the intended audience for the film, French commented, “maybe I can just say I made the film that I would like to see. That’s not exactly a groundbreaking answer but it’s true.”

Noting the laborious process of filming and the near run in with the law, French nevertheless urges stu-

Editor

Having written, directed and produced the film “Wild Ruse,” David French ’13 eagerly anticipates the premiere of the surrealist heist film, an ambitious project which required approximately 10 months to produce and involved the near arrest of the entire cast while filming.

Depicting a dramatic armed robbery complete with violence, gunshots and a chilling pig mask, the trailer leaves audiences curious to see more.

French, who worked in collaboration with several Brandeis students to develop the ambitious project, explains, “the film explores themes on how people define themselves and make their choices, and their role as actors in that story.”

According to French, the plot focuses on “Damien, a former undercover cop,who hires a seedy thief named Red to help him pull a heist on a notorious gangster, known as The Wolf. Damien wants documents proving The Wolf ’s involvement in conspiracy, while Red is set on stealing The Wolf ’s soul.”

Although an exact date has not been determined for the premiere of the film, French expressed the desire to host a special Brandeis screening for members of the cast, crew and friends in the spring.

Opting for a world debut as well, French and the remainder of the cast have entered the film in several major

wild ruse Film expected to premiere soon.

film festivals as well, including the South by Southwest Film Festival.

When questioned to elaborate on the title “Wild Ruse,” French explained, “It is a ruse that goes wildly wrong,” while suggesting that there is an “idea in there about what ‘wildness’ means in human nature. Damien’s name can be a hint.” As for the significance behind the pig masks, he remained elusive, only hinting they bore symbolic meaning.

Devoting his winter break in 2012 to writing the film, French pulled several all nighters to create the script.

Beginning initial preparation stages for production in January, French and the cast filmed from the months of March to May.

Finishing the final stages of production in October, French said, “Honestly, it feels a bit like giving birth.”

When questioned about the difficulties that arose during filming, French said, “There’s a lot of moving parts. Cast, crew, location scheduling, budgets, costuming, props, equipment rental, transportation, every little detail that you never have to think about while watching a film. Oh man transportation was a pain. It takes a lot of things to make a film so getting them all lined up is sort of a 100 meter dash on a balance beam.”

“Making things is hard, and a lot of times we try to get around it by sheer lateral brainpower,” French said.

Aside from the technical involved in

dents interested in producing films to do so, stating “DIY it. You have the technology, and the only thing holding you back is you not doing it.”

As for advice, he recommends those interested read “Rebel Without a Crew,” a memoir of Robert Rodriguez’s first movie, and “Art and Fear.”

French emphasized the need for perseverance and dedication, revealing that Rodriguez “had been told you have to write 2 bad scripts before you can write a good one. I’ve heard it said by photographers you have to take 10,000 pictures before you can take your first decent one. So you might as well start burning through those scripts, photos, movies, paintings, short stories and macaroni sculptures fast. The solution isn’t a trick or technique. It’s getting down to brass tacks and doing it.”

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robbery and nayhem French produced a surrealist heist film.

Senior art show in Dreitzer Gallery

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December 6, 2013

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Judges go 1-1 in two close contests

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By Dani Chasin staff

The past two games for the women’s basketball team have been nailbitingly close as they overcame Emmanuel before the break and fell to UMass Dartmouth on Tuesday. On Nov. 26, the Judges managed to beat Emmanuel by only eight points, but on Dec. 3, they lost to the UMass team by 11. Both games signify the Judges’ most narrow contests thus far in the season, as they now carry a record of 2-4.

Besides walking away with a victory against Emmanuel for their second win of the season, the Judges managed to accomplish another milestone since it was their first time beating the Saints since 2010. With a final score of 80-72, the game was also a big win for the Judges because the Saints are a 25th-ranked team and fifth in their league.

The Judges got an early 10-3 lead in the game and ended the first half with a 19-point lead at 42-23. Brandeis was led by guard Niki Laskaris ’16, who tallied 12 points in the first half alone and 18 in total for the game. Behind Laskaris was center Angela Miller ’14, who had 10 points in the first half and added four more in the second.

Following a personal foul and a technical by the Saints, both Laskaris and Miller nailed four consecutive free throws, which sent the Judges ahead at 26-11. Before the halftime break, a three-point jumper by rookie guard Frankie Pinto ’17 put the Judges in a comfortable 32-15 lead with five minutes left in the period.

At the start of the second half, the Judges quickly reached a lead of over 20 points. The Saints attempted a counter attack with a 12-0 run that put them within nine points of the Judges, but a three-point shot by guard Janelle Rodriguez ’14 sent the Judges on another shooting spree.

Laskaris nailed her second threepointer with less than three minutes

left in the game, giving the Judges a 72-58 lead. While the Judges held on to their double-digit lead until the last minute, a final three-point jumper by an Emmanuel player with seven seconds left put them within eight points at the buzzer.

The Judges shot 49.1 percent from the field compared to the Saints who had 38.9 percent for the game. The loss brings Emmanuel’s record to 4-2.

In the non-conference matchup between the Judges and the UMass Dartmouth Corsairs, the Judges fell 71-60 on their home court. The Corsairs got off to a quick start with one player nailing a three-point shot in the first minute of the game. They quickly got a lead of 10-2 as the Judges missed 11 of their first 12 shots from the field. At one point in the first half, the Corsairs had their biggest lead over the Judges by 17 points.

But a 15-4 run by the Judges brought them within single digits of the opponent for a brief period, and the half ended with a final score of 36-26.

While a jump shot by Pinto trig-

gered the Judges’ shooting escapade in the eighth minute of the game, a layup by forward Nicolina Vitale ’14 with less than a minute in the period brought the Judges within six points of the Corsairs.

The Judges continued their momentum at the start of the second half nailing the first three points, which brought the score to 36-29. After a few shots were made by the Corsairs, a layup by Vitale brought the Judges within seven points again at 40-33, but the visitors were unable to narrow the gap by any less for the remainder for the game.

Following a technical foul on guard Kasey Dean ’14 and an offensive foul, the Corsairs sunk six consecutive free throws and claimed their biggest lead of the game by 18 points. Though the Judges responded with a 12-5 run with less than three minutes left in the match, they were unable to come back in time.

The final run by the Judges began again with a three-point shot by Pinto, who had seven points for the game,

and guard Samantha Mancinelli ’16 netted five points in that spurt as well.

Rodriguez led the Judges with 13 points and five steals. Vitale also had an impressive double-double performance, leading the team with 10 rebounds and contributing 11 points for the game. Dean recorded a teamhigh with five assists.

The Judges went 18-55 or 32.7 percent in field goal shooting for the match, while UMass Dartmouth recorded 37.9 percent from the field.

Both teams were fairly even in rebounds, the Corsairs with 42 and the Judges with 40. The Judges, however, managed to outscore the Corsairs with points off the bench with 25 in total, compared to the Corsairs who had 19. With the win, the Corsairs raised their record to 4-3.

The Judges will next face Johnson & Wales on the road for a Dec. 7 matchup. With these two close games, the Judges will attempt to carry their momentum into the upcoming matches and hopefully come out with more victories to add to their resume.

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Univ should be transparent on replacement process “To acquire wisdom, one must observe.”

Editor-in-Chief Emily Stott Victoria Aronson Managing Editor Dana Trismen Managing Editor Andrew Elmers Opinion Editor Dani Chasin Sports Editor Morgan Dashko Copy Editor Theresa Gaffney Copy Editor Jesse Zeng Photography Editor Jun Zhao Graphics Editor Katie Chin Online Editor Rachel Hirschhaut Deputy News Editor

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ith the departure of Mark Collins now finalized, new questions are brought to the table as to how the administration plans to move on. All too often at Brandeis, the process to fill a position of importance, such as Collins’ position as senior vice president for administration, seem to be approached without any urgency.

While the quality of the hire should not be sacrificed to a speedy succession, previous changes among the administration have all breached the threshold that should find the optimal new hire with both quality and timeliness. Patsy Fisher was hired this semester after her position was vacant for four years.

Mike Corn was also hired this year for a computer security position that had been vacant for two years. After Mark Spencer, former dean of admissions, left Brandeis over the summer, the positions still remains unfilled, without any an-

nounced plans to fill the position. There is no real vision as to who will take over, or even as to how the new administrator will be chosen.

Nothing has been presented to the student body about the committee that will search for a new senior vice president for administration and what timetable they will be following. During this transition, there is a noticeable gap in the duties performed by the administration, and it is the students who suffer from the absence. The student union worked directly with Mark Collins to communicate with the higher administration, but now that he no longer works here, who serves as that bridge?

We ask the administration to clarify the roles of both students and staff. Does the student union have to make extra efforts to get their agenda? Or are other senior administrators liable to pick up the slack left in these departures? If so,

they might be compensated for their efforts. The university needs to be transparent as to who is expected to handle which new responsibilities.

The largest problem created by this lackadaisical approach to filling open positions is the actual quality of the hire.

Specifically, the committee looking to fill this spot needs to know what type of person to hire. With positions taking numerous years to fill and students entering and graduating each year, the knowledge of what the job title entails gets lost with each graduating class.

Those who knew Mark Collins would know how much he meant to this university, and how much the new administrator would be expected to accomplish.

The longer it takes to find a successor, the less likely the hire will be the type of person who can carry on Collins’ legacy.

arts, etc.

December 6, 2013

The Brandeis Hoot 11

Graduate student debuts avant-garde jazz album

By Vinh Nguyen Staff

Almost four years since he first came to Brandeis as a Ph.D. candidate student in Music Theory and Composition, David Dominique has written an impressive body of music, including works for our own Lydian String Quartet as well as a critically acclaimed experimental opera “Tongues Bloody Tongues.” His latest work, “Ritual,” is a debut album offering a powerhouse collection of innovative jazz.

Released Tuesday, Dec. 3, Dominique’s “Ritual” presents a thoughtful body of non-traditional jazz music.

By his own admission, David Dominique doesn’t want to create music that’s ordinary. “I don’t want to make music or record an album that has been made by somebody else,” the Somerville composer said. Holding this philosophy close at hand, while drawing references from jazz legend Charles Mingus and minimalist composer Steve Reich, Dominique was inspired to create music that is “completely abstract.” What he was going for in this album is “a conversation between music that is completely anchored on pulse and meter, juxta-

posed with another layer of sound that is completely untethered to that underlying pulse,” the Ph.D. candidate student said.

With this aesthetic in mind, “Ritual” contains tunes that are highly original and equally dynamic. His pieces are provocative in composition, yet still retain the sharp bite and propulsive nature of exciting jazz music. At the same time, the album carries a strong link to indie and rock music.

Particularly displaying these themes are the first and second tracks, titled “Ritual 1” and “Big Boned’d Jim” respectively. The opening track perfectly sets the stage for the rest of the album with its raw riffs and energetic bursts of sound. The tempo picks up in “Big Boned’d Jim,” but much of the energy and aggressiveness of “Ritual” is carried through. The incorporation of the improvisation from the electric guitar is refreshing and adds a free-moving quality to the piece. In this piece, to create the “completely abstract” nature of the album, Dominique wanted the players to improvise only with sounds. Dominique wanted this to create an “unhinged, free and unworldly character. It’s referencing a certain type of emphatic energy,” the composer said. This is especially evident in the third track “Ritual 2.”

The sixth track of the album, “Golden Retriever,” has beautiful leading lines from the violin that created refreshing contrast to the unrestrained experimental sounds of the pieces that preceded it.

For Dominique, the similarities to indie music were not always intentional. “Some of it is conscious and some of it is just a result of everything that I listen to,” Dominique explains, “I listen to a wide range of things from rock and hip-hop and indie music and that makes its way into my music.” It’s not surprising that in addition to courses in the music department, the young graduate student also teaches a University Writing Seminar Course, called “What is Indie Rock?”

“Ritual” presents a wide range of memorable tracks is that is sure to garner the attention of any jazz enthusiasts or someone looking for new music to listen to. The assimilation of rock, indie and past jazz styles with the layered combination of original composition and experimental sound makes for “Ritual” as an album that is thought-provoking, curious and worthwhile to play.

The avant-garde sound of Dominique’s “Ritual” is available on his Bandcamp website as well as iTunes and Amazon.

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ritual This album cover (artwork created by Annie Lapin) is meant to inspire the true

nature of the album, the abstract art reflects the abstract music created by Dominique. In addition to creating music, the grad student teaches courses in the music department and a University Writing Seminar Course called “What is Indie Rock?”

‘Delivery Man’ an unlikely feel-good film

By Dana Trismen Editor

“Delivery Man” is unlike most Vince Vaughn movies. Vaughn is known for playing the raunchy, underachieving, unlikable lead; his film credits include “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story,” “Wedding Crashers” and “The Break-Up.” In “Delivery Man,” Vaughn still acts as the character who doesn’t live up to his potential; he works as a meat truck delivery van driver for his father and grows weed in his basement. But “Delivery Man” is a story of deliverance, and as the film goes on, Vaughn transforms from a man without a life to one desperate to make good in the world. And while the film has far too many logical flaws, if the audience is willing to suspend their disbelief for 104 minutes, “Delivery Man” can actually become a feel-good, enjoyable movie.

“Delivery Man” is a remake of a French-Canadian film released in 2011, called “Starbuck.” In both movies, the main character David Wozniak (here played by Vaughn) finds out that he has fathered 533 children after a sperm bank overused his “donations.”

Before this major discovery, Wozniak is pretty happy driving his meat truck very poorly and hanging out with his friend Brett (Chris Pratt).

Wozniak’s girlfriend Emma (Cobie Smulders) is pregnant but isn’t sure she should let Wozniak help her with the child because he usually just messes everything up.

But after learning of his hundreds of children because of a lawsuit (they all want to know their biological father), Wozniak becomes his children’s guardian angel. He meets many of them anonymously, helping them land acting jobs and make new friends. He visits one of his sons in a resident care facility. As the lawsuit drags on, Wozniak struggles with

whether or not he should come clean to his children. In the process, he becomes a better man.

Vaughn, who actually is 43, is a believably goofy and energetic dad.

He is enjoyable to watch onscreen because he oozes apologetic energy, and trying to do right by 533 children and a baby on the way is no easy task.

But perhaps the best actor in the film is Pratt, known for his role on “Parks and Recreation.” Pratt plays an outof-work lawyer turned stay-at-home dad who is constantly exhausted by his four children.

He delivers lines hilariously; from repeatedly telling his daughter to stop slapping him in a weary voice to admitting his wife is cheating on him with a mere shrug. Pratt’s character gets his shining moment when he is able to be Wozniak’s lawyer for the sperm donor case, and his nervousness over the big trial is both adorable and realistic. While Vaughn might be the feel-good part of the movie, Pratt provides most of the hilarity.

The problem with “Delivery Man” is that it doesn’t really make sense.

First off, the fact that a sperm bank would overuse one man’s sperm so much that it could create 533 children is a stretch. The movie claims it is because his sperm is of “high quality.” But why would that many families want Wozniak’s sperm? He didn’t go to college. Vaughn is not even that attractive. It doesn’t add up logically, much less legally.

Another flaw is that all of Wozniak’s 533 children are these great kids that anyone would love to hang out with.

Sure, one is addicted to heroin, but she gets over her addiction (without the help of rehab). There are a couple non-attractive kids and one who is in a resident care facility due to special needs, but 99 percent of Vaughn’s children are beautiful, responsible citizens.

And while this contributes to the aura of happiness that surrounds the film—the audience falls in love with each and every child—it doesn’t really

a man with many children Vaughn is intimidated by his 533 children (top), and chats with his friend

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Pratt who is another busy father (bottom).

make sense. Out of 533 children, it is not statistically possible that every one of them would be perfect.

Nonetheless, if you’re out looking for a film that will leave you smiling and one that may make you re-

interpret the way you think of Vince Vaughn, “Delivery Man” is the movie to see.

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December 6, 2013

Men’s basketball wins two straight

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By Charlie Romanow Staff

The men’s basketball team continued its strong season, adding more non-conference wins to its resume.

The Judges defeated Lasell College on Nov. 26 and Becker College on Dec. 3. Both games were played in the Auerbach Arena.

Brandeis went into Thanksgiving break after a back-and-forth 78-69 win against the Lasell Lasers. The game featured six ties and 18 lead changes. The Judges held the game throughout most of the first half but went into halftime facing a 38-37 deficit as Lasell’s captain Brandon Ganesh scored a three-pointer in the final seconds to end the visitor’s 19-9 run. Brandeis led by nine with 5:49 remaining in the first but the Lasers

scored seven straight to come within two. The first half showcased strong performances by Ganesh who had 18 points, five assists and four rebounds, and senior forward Alex Stoyle ‘14 with 11 points, five rebounds and three blocks.

The second half featured numerous lead changes but Lasell led by no more than three, always allowing Brandeis to be within one shot of tying the game. Brandeis went on numerous short, successful scoring runs before Lasell would come back to tie the game. The last stalemate occurred with 5:23 remaining. Brandeis ended the game on a 15-6 run to win the game. The Judges allowed only one field goal in this span while forcing four turnovers. Strong second-half performances by senior guards Ben Bartoldus and Gabriel Moton, as well as first-year guard Robinson Vilmont and junior forward Ishmael Kalilou

gave Brandeis their late push.

Moton led Brandeis with 15 points while Bartoldus, Stoyle and Kalilou each added 13. Bartoldus shot well at 6-12 while grabbing seven rebounds. Stoyle also contributed nine rebounds, four assists and a careerhigh four blocks. Kalilou was 4-5 from the field and 5-5 from the line in only 12 minutes of play. Vilmont led the game with 11 rebounds. Ganesh carried Lasell with 30 points, nine rebounds and seven assists, earning Great Northeast Athletic Conference player of the week honors. Despite his big numbers, he was not able to come up strong in the end, shooting only 1-8 in the final 13 minutes. Richard O’Brien added 11 points while Sonny Mello had eight rebounds. Brandeis’ well-rounded group of starters and reserves pushed them ahead of Lasell’s one-man showcase as the Judges needn’t rely on a single player to lead

the team.

Lasell is now 2-3 after a win on Tuesday against conference foe Norwich University.

Brandeis returned from break to defeat the Becker Hawks 78-58 in an easy win during which Brandeis led the entire game. They began strongly, ahead 20-9, nine minutes into the game and had their largest lead of the game—23 points—with 14:03 remaining in the second. The Hawks would come within 14 but no closer.

Moton and Bartoldus combined for 48 points, impressively shooting 1521 from the field, 8-11 from beyond the arc and 10-14 from the free throw line. Moton led with 28 points. Vilmont led the game with nine rebounds and added five assists in only 22 minutes of play. Kalilou had six rebounds.

The Hawks Donovin Ford-Hayes had 18 points and six rebounds. Chris Canady contributed six assists and Regi-

nald Finney had seven rebounds.

Brandeis dominated from beyond the arc shooting 12-24, better than their 44.4 shooting percentage overall for the evening. They also overtook the opponents in rebounds 45-30.

Fifteen Judges received playing time.

Becker is 3-3 and will face Clark University on Thursday. Brandeis enters the Big Four Challenge at Tufts University on Saturday, joining the host as well as Salem State University and their first round opponent, Babson College. The competitors in the tournament combine for a 12-5 record on the year posing more of a challenge than the team’s previous opponents who combine for 15-17 overall. Brandeis received 12 votes in this week’s D3hoops.com Top 25 rankings but can move into the fray with winning performances against the strong competitors this weekend.

Cross country women find success

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By Theresa Gaffney Staff

It has been 12 years since the Brandeis cross country women have reached the NCAA Division III Championships, but this year’s team finally did it. Amelia Lundkvist ’14 was the women’s top finisher.

“It was so awesome to accomplish something that has seemed impossible for the past few years,” Lundkvist said of going to nationals. “To have all of our hard work for the past few months pay off in such an amazing way is something I will never forget and always be proud of.”

Along with the team achievement, Lundkvist earned her own personal success, as she finished 21st place at

nationals, making her an All-American athlete. “It still doesn’t seem real. I kept hearing coaches and people yelling at everyone around me the places they were in and I heard 30 something and I told myself, ‘I can’t miss All-American. I don’t want to regret this race.’ So I just went for it, and to cross the finish line and know I was top 35 just felt amazing. I am just so happy.”

Maddie Dolins ’17 also had a great meet, as she was UAA Rookie of the Year, as well as the ninth overall firstyear finisher.

The season ended in mixed feelings, however, despite the girls’ success at nationals, as John Evans, head coach of the cross country and track and field teams announced his resignation, effective at the end of this

semester. Evans has served as head coach since 2003. For two years before that, he was an assistant coach.

“John wasn’t a man of many words, but he was so genuine and so intuitive and knew so much about running,” Lundkvist said of her former coach. Evans led four teams to the NCAA Division III Championships.

The men qualified from 2008 to 2010, while he took the women for his first time this year. He has coached one relay and 11 individual All-Americans and 10 UAA Rookies of the Year.

“John Evans has been such a positive member of our staff for the last decade,” Lynne Dempsey, senior associate director of athletics, said. “He has brought quality student-athletes to the Judges’ program over the years, both on the track and off.”

Evans also works as a New Balance consultant. “With my role at New Balance expanding, I felt that this was the time to focus my efforts there … this was a difficult decision, as I have loved every minute coaching at a great institution like Brandeis. I’ve worked with tremendous studentathletes over the years, hard workers and bright students. I will miss working with the Judges,” he told Brandeis Athletics.

The Judges will miss working with him as well. “We were shocked when John told us,” Lundkvist said. “I’m really going to miss him, as a coach and as a person. He has shaped me into the runner that I am today, and I couldn’t have accomplished all that I have this season without him.”

“We will miss him and wish him

well,” Dempsey said, “but we are glad that we can keep the program in the family.”

His wife, Sinead Evans, will take over as interim head coach. She has been an assistant coach with the Judges for four years, working mainly with the distance and mid-distance groups. She has helped eight runners to qualify for the NCAA track and field championships.

“I’m sad [John’s] no longer with us, but I know we are still in great hands with Sinead as coach,” Lundkvist said.

The semester is ending in a whirlwind of emotion for cross country runners, but one thing is certain. “I am really happy we could go to Nationals with John for his last season, it makes it much more special,” Lundkvist said.

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December 6, 2013

The Brandeis Hoot 13

Why “drill, baby, drill” is in Brandeis’ future

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By Eric Olson

Special to the Hoot

The lead article in The New York Times this past week carries hopeful news for anyone not in deep denial about climate change. An analysis of corporate long-range financial plans has revealed that some of the world’s largest companies are preparing to

pay up to $60 per ton for carbon pollution. “It’s climate change as line item,” as one analyst observed.

Exxon-Mobil, Shell and Microsoft are among the companies incorporating a price on carbon into their long-range planning. Given the policy direction in Washington and the deepening acceptance that the world cannot keep dumping carbon diox-

ide indefinitely, some kind of penalty for pollution looks inevitable to these captains of industry.

What would a tax of $60 a ton mean for Brandeis? Here I consider just our direct use of natural gas. Based on our campus-wide average consumption during 2010-2012, we burn an average of 2,400,000 therms of natural gas per year. We use this fuel mainly

to heat our many buildings and make hot water for sinks and showers, and for a few buildings it is the energy source (via evaporation of water) for summertime cooling. Smaller but also important uses include keeping the swimming pool comfortable and running the sterilizing equipment in the science labs. In New England’s climate, all you need to know is the first

use mentioned: space heating. We have to keep the dorms, classrooms and other spaces warm all winter, or we simply could not function.

Each therm of natural gas burned releases about 1.6 kg of carbon, so our direct consumption of natural gas is responsible for about 4,061 metric tons of carbon, which then creates 14,000 tons of carbon dioxide. If the U.S. starts imposing a tax on the sellers of natural gas, passed onto consumers, we will be paying an extra $243,000 a year just to keep warm.

This is an increase of about 11 percent on our natural gas bill.

Over the long haul though, natural gas prices are sure to rise, just as with any non-renewable resource. And to really incentivize a movement away from fossil fuels, I have seen carbon taxes proposed as high as $100 per ton. Someday then, based on financials alone, Brandeis will need to unhook itself from its giant gas line and do something dramatically different.

What could that be? The answer is surprisingly obvious if you consider all future sources of energy. Wind power, solar photovoltaics, nuclear, hydro, biomass and tidal all have one attribute in common: production of electricity, distributed in wires and sold by the thousand watt hours, or kWh. The potential for the wind off the shores of the Commonwealth is spectacular; Cape Wind will someday look like a baby of a wind farm, compared to what we need to put up.

Solar is booming, and there’s a growing acceptance of the need for some new nuclear power to even out the in See DRILL, page 15

Professors out of their natural habitat: a field guide

By Andrew Elmers Editor

When I first visited Brandeis back in high school, one of the selling points the tour guide made about the “Brandeisian experience” was the usual Student Union event of taking a professor to lunch. The intriguing part of it was not just that you were receiving free food, but that students were also encouraged to get to know their professors in this intimate setting. It was not merely enough to get to know an instructor through classroom banter; instead, the school was proud to display the sort of connections students make with faculty outside of the confines of a semesterlong course.

Thinking back to elementary school, I always assumed teachers lived in their classrooms. To see them at the supermarket or even walking to their car would create a moment of shock. I wasn’t used to seeing them out from behind their desks wearing normal clothes. In high school, there were teachers I liked and teachers I despised. My toleration of some was mostly based on how easy they were or them not caring too much about what was actually happening in their class. After matriculating into a university, I was extremely nervous about how my professors would view me. Professors who I respected tremendously, mostly as a result of the collection of letters succeeding their name, would have to deal with some punk kid who had no idea what he’s doing here, and I feared that they would justly disregard me as just

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some student.

So when I asked a certain professor if he would like to get coffee with a voucher provided by the Student Union, I felt about as anxious as I would have been asking a girl out of a date. During the semester, his lectures were very light-hearted, and I was able to talk to him during car rides to the different field trips off campus

for class. He was just a really cool guy who you would not expect to have a doctorate from an Ivy League school, and I really wanted to take some time to get to know him a bit better.

I was elated to hear that he would love to have coffee with me one afternoon when our schedules would allow it, so we made a date. And between composting, eating an old

roasted chicken with his Swiss Army knife and drinking hot chocolate, I had a tremendous conversation with my professor. Learning about his father, a retired physician who is now a volunteer urban forester, and how he would spend summers at his grandfather’s farm in rural Wisconsin, a realization came upon me: Even though professors hold a position of superi-

ority and hold our academic careers in their hands, they are still as much of a regular group of people as one could find.

That simple fact makes college so much more bearable, and the more that people realize it, the less stressful life as a student becomes. There See LUNCH, page 15

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December 6, 2013

Reflections on a semester of new opportunities

By Michael Wang Staff

My experience with clubs has been pretty standard among Brandeis firstyears. A week and a half into the semester, I visited the club fair with an interest in six clubs, signed up for 40 and ended up (regularly) attending almost none of them. When I discovered that the email system was set up in such a way that every club and college-related email would automatically pass through my Brandeis email account into my personal account, I was veritably annoyed.

But I digress; I am not here to complain about organizational problems on my computer. My opinion concerns the impressive pile of hobbyspawning time-sinks scattered across campus that we call clubs.

I can say that when I first got here and did not have any obligations, it seemed as though I could visit a new club almost every day. Such was my curiosity with these new things and the enthusiasm of everyone involved with their respective activities that I have encountered a wide range of experiences. From shooting arrows next to the commuter rail, hearing about how great Palestine is, playing music in the SCC and singing songs about Jesus in a middle of the field outside Massell Quad, it has proven to be an eventful semester.

Another time, I partook in the swing dance club and was surprised

to find that the friend I came in with and I were not the only dudes there.

But aside from any questionable assumptions I originally had regarding the club’s demographics, I have to say I was rather surprised at how much I enjoyed myself stumbling around the floor of the SCC’s multi-purpose room. Regardless of my pathetic lack of natural grace, the veterans of the club were receptive and accommodating and had me drawing my partners into awkward half-twirls by the end of that first session.

Soon after that, I attended Astronomy Club and found myself being led into an isolated, dimly lit room along with a line of around 20 other people. To the side, I heard someone offer a light jibe at how lame the club ought to be immediately after one of the higher-ups in the club pulled up a chalkboard and offered a short summary on how giant telescopes work in what one would not call layman’s terms. Indeed, none of us could have expected the learning aspect of college to claw its intrusive way into our social lives so soon.

But once we were led up a narrow passage and herded up a short ladder illuminated by a rather sternlooking red light, a bit of light music you’d hear in magic shows sputtered to life somewhere in the room. Consequently, I felt my face involuntarily shift into one of those dumb smiles that come into existence when inspired by periods of inexplicable,

spontaneous anticipation of pleasant and happy things to come. We quickly circled around an enormous bulb jutting out from the floor of the little observatory we had entered—the Astronomy Club’s actual telescope.

And then the ceiling of the room began to shift with a faint, mechanical “whirr” which exposed the impressive telescope to an 8 o’clock summer night’s sky. For an insane moment, I was wondering whether someone was watching a robot movie while inside the observatory, but then I realized that I was standing in the very same white dome sitting atop the Abelson Physics Building. Ultimately, I was somewhat disappointed to find that I could apparently see Venus as well with the telescope as I could with my bare eyes.

Of course, it would be rude not to mention the very organization I’m writing this article for either. As you may have guessed, I’m talking about The Hoot. I can say that I do enjoy my position within the club as a sometimes-opinions-writer. In my experience, I have been given a cookie, written about people smoking in front of me and been taught the rudiments of basic layout using InDesign.

All in all, my first impressions of clubs here varied dramatically between activities, even if they all ended up being mostly positive. They’re full of new friends, new opportunities, new hobbies and, of course, new skills for the particularly ambitious. Col-

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lectively, however, I can only describe their presence as being overwhelming. I could scarcely keep up with going to three during my first week here, and my attendance was—quite simply—basically cut short when actual work started flowing in. I wouldn’t

recommend seriously dedicating oneself to more than two or three; they’re great and arguably necessary for one’s sanity, but too many clubs will destroy you like a bludgeon to the schedule.

Transferring? Don’t let first look keep you away

By Jennifer Spencer Staff

In a few short weeks, I will graduate; however, I am not focusing this article a semester prematurely on finishing college. Instead I want to talk about my college journey that started 447.7 miles away in Fairfax, Virginia, compared to where I now am in Waltham, Mass. In other words, I will dwell on the transfer student experience from a retrospective viewpoint.

My short, but cherished, five semesters at Brandeis included castles, classes I never knew existed (such as sociology of food) and wonderful peers. On a side note, yes “Brandeis awkward” is a thing, and Sherman meals can induce a feeling of slight illness. Regardless, Brandeis has been nothing short of great for me.

While at times in the beginning, I felt like a helplessly lost first-year readapting to a new university, I was able to find a school where I could make the most out of the entire experience, rather than just be handed a degree. While you may not be a transfer, the lessons learned through this process can be applicable to anything from enrolling to a grad school to choosing a career.

According to a Chronicle of Higher Education report in 2012, a third of college students transfer before graduating. For lack of a better phrase, that is a whole lot of students. This statistic certainly makes me feel less alone when I think about my own situation. As a senior in high school, I made a rash decision to spend the next four years of my life at an institution that turned out to be not quite the best fit for me. In the broader scheme, this statistic reveals a high rate of transfers, which got me to start thinking about whether more people than I had realized were initially choosing schools and careers for the wrong reasons.

For me personally, deciding to transfer was not an easy decision, but I knew it was the right one. I wanted

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a change and was ready to explore my options, so I decided to take a chance. George Mason University, where I first matriculated, was very close to my home in Maryland. It felt like a safe decision as I had never lived far from home. Later, though, I wanted to look out-of-state in order to expand my options. My experiences at George Mason were by no means some awful story out of a scary movie; I actually learned a lot about myself and, most importantly, what makes me happy. In addition, I had one professor in particular who was a great mentor to me and really helped me figure out what I am passionate about.

I also learned after a year of college that nowhere would be perfect.

As much as a college utopia of highly intelligent students, pristine well-kept lawns, perfect weather and professors who only handed out A’s is a nice image, reality proves otherwise. I realized that solely choosing a school based on factors such as weather, proximity to home and prestige in certain circles would not be sufficient for my goals.

I had heard of Brandeis, primarily from being Jewish and knowing of its Jewish roots. I had, however, never been to Massachusetts and the state immediately reminded me of jackets and frostbite. I was never one to appreciate frigidly cold weather unless it was accompanied by hot chocolate and a fireplace in the comfort of my home. It was not easy to convince my-

self that images of trekking through the snow to get to class should not sway my decision. With some reservations, I boarded a plane a few weeks later, Logan Airport-bound.

While I knew it would be impossible to say for sure if I would enjoy Brandeis, I knew now that I wanted a school where happiness was the number one regard in my decision. Happiness was the reason I chose Brandeis.

Now this may seem like a very simple agenda, but I think the meaning of happiness tends to get lost. Happiness for me was an intellectually stimulating environment, the ability to connect with passionate individuals who care about what goes on in the world around them and a plethora of welcoming clubs in a supportive envi-

ronment. Happiness was not an everchanging college ranking, someone else’s opinion on the amount of prestige the school has or distant chances of landing a future job with a salary that would one day make me happy.

A future salary will not be there to support you when you are lonely or doing homework on a Sunday hungover. And while it may provide initial happiness and an ego boost, a college ranking and prestige will not be what motivates you to create lasting experiences and learn as much as you can in four years. I am confident that happiness is an influencing force on assuring a better future. Without happiness, I knew that whichever college I chose would be yet another misfit.

December 6, 2013

Eliana’s Advice

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Finding ways to waste time and save friendships not, you have several options in this situation. First, you could give your hairdresser the benefit of the doubt and assume that since your haircuts have been fine in the past, she was just having an off day. You could try again and see what happens. Another option is to just get your hair cut in Waltham, and tell your old hairdresser that it’s just more convenient than going home every time you want your hair cut. Or, you could be honest and say something like, “Hey, this haircut was not your best. I might try a new hairdresser, but that does not change how I feel about you as a person/ friend.” You should not have to avoid people because of a bad haircut.

-Eliana

By Eliana Sinoff Staff

Dear Eliana, When I went home for the Thanksgiving break, I went to get my haircut from the hairdresser I’ve used since as long as I can remember. I was really discouraged to completely loathe the haircut she gave me. My sideburns were left uneven, she missed some spots shaving on the back of my neck, and I feel like a complete idiot walking around with this haircut. I would go ahead and look for a new hairdresser the next time I need a trim, but she is a very close family friend and I see her all the time. I worry it might be awkward if I just suddenly stop seeing her for my usual haircut, and I have to Dear Eliana, avoid conversation at every party and I have this friend who I feel like I get event at which I see her. along with really well. Unfortunately -Ashamed he has been depressed lately and I feel like every time I spend time with him, Dear Ashamed, I feel like I am trying to make him feel It could just be that uneven side- better and acting as a therapist. It feels burns and half-shaved necks are the more like work than being a friend new style for this coming year. But if and having fun. What can I do to ei-

ther help him better or return things to the way they are?

-Not a Psychologist

know how to best spend my time during that week. I don’t think I need to study too much for these two tests, because they only cover a third of Dear Not a Psychologist, the semester. So I thought I could go It is a very stressful time of year, and home, which is about four hours away, that can take a toll on people. Your and relax a bit before finals. Is that the friend could be very overwhelmed most prudent decision? I don’t know and needs someone to talk to. You if I will be able to focus entirely on don’t have to be his therapist, but it’s studying while at home, but I think nice to have someone listen to you ev- I might die of boredom if I stay at ery so often. Maybe he just needs you school for a whole week with nothing to take the lead to lighten the mood. to do but study.

Tell a joke, and try to get him involved -Bored to Death with something other than his problems. If you think your friend might Dear Bored to Death, actually be depressed, and it seems That does seem like an unfortunate serious, you should refer him to a real schedule. But what do you mean you psychologist or counselor who has might die of boredom if you stay at professional experience. You never school? This is Brandeis, where the know if it could be more serious than party never stops. You could go fishit looks or could develop into a bigger ing in Massell Pond, you could sample problem. all the doughnuts at Dunkin’ Donuts, -Eliana you could play hide and seek in the library. The options are endless! But, Dear Eliana, if none of that sounds fun to you and Looking at the finals schedule, I see you feel like driving for eight hours that my only two commitments occur instead, then that’s fine too. It would a full week after my last class. I don’t at least give you something to do.

If you don’t want to make the long drive, you could try to find a friend who lives closer, and also has a similar exam schedule and just hang out for the week. The worst that will happen is you’ll stay on campus, study a bit more than necessary, and sleep a lot (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing).

You need to do what you think is best for yourself.

-Eliana Dear Readers, If you can’t already tell, this is an advice column, and I’m here to help you with any questions that you might have. If you want more exciting questions, send them in, and I will do my best to answer them. Whether it’s relationships, social problems or just life in general—send them here. I can’t wait to start hearing about everyone’s problems (how often do you hear people say that? Oh yeah, never).

Send questions to ElianasAdvice@ gmail.com.

Thanks!

-Eliana

How geoexchange can alter the bottom line DRILL, from page 13

termittency of these ultra clean power sources. Many issues need solving, especially energy storage. Predictions are difficult, especially about the future, but it seems pretty clear to me that the kWh will be taking the place of the modern therm for space heating and, to a good extent, for gallons of vehicle fuels as well.

So how to heat a building with watts? The most efficient way is with high-efficiency heat pumps, and an interesting feature about a heat pump is that it can be run in reverse in summer to provide cooling. How to make a heating and cooling cycle especially efficient? Drill, baby, drill: Connect the heat pump to the naturally 55 degrees Fahrenheit ground below the New England frost line. This is called geothermal (or a better term, geoexchange) heating and cooling, and to work for big buildings it requires ei-

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ther extensive acreage or very deep wells. So here’s a prediction and my hope: Someday the Great Lawn will have a geoexchange loop below it, heating and cooling Shapiro Campus Center. Tower Lot will serve Heller, Mandel and many other upper campus buildings. Higher density and

high energy-demanding structures, such as the science complex, may have to rely on a few very deep wells. We would not be pioneering this technology; it’s very well established, and the only reason it’s not more widely used is the cost. Carbon taxes promise to help erase this obstacle, though.

Geoexchange loops feeding big heat pumps is the way to run this university over the long term, given that the watt is the main energy unit of the future.

We should start this transition soon. I wonder about the new Lemberg Child Care facility, for example, due to open in March 2014. Is that building going

to have heat pumps for heating and cooling, or does it represent yet more square footage added to our natural gas-fired steam lines? If the latter, let it be the last. This university builds strong buildings, and while that is a good thing, it means that buildings built today will be with us for 50, 75, perhaps even 100 years. If the United States government keeps its commitments, this nation needs to reduce carbon emissions by 80 percent by 2050, less than 40 years from now. I say we embrace the electric energy future with any new building projects we undertake. Lets begin down the long road of leaving behind the age of combustion. The energy unit of the future will be the watt, geoexchange is proven to use watts for heating most effectively and so let’s all say it: “Drill, baby, drill.”

Eric Olson is a professor at the Heller School for Social Policy and Management.

Students should take advantage of valuable resource

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LUNCH, from page 13

is a mutual respect between students and professors at Brandeis, something I am not certain is evident at other schools. This mutual respect is useful for creating a dialogue that lets professors know how the student is balancing the class, its workload and life outside of class. Professors are able to understand how students are dealing with issues from both in and out of class because they most likely have dealt with it before. Communi-

cating these issues with a professor makes the course much simpler in the long run.

Now, he does have his idiosyncrasies of identifying random trees while walking and of pointing out birds, but who doesn’t do that? Professors do tend to live within an academic bubble of sorts where they do not really venture out of a highly intelligent group of acquaintances and where they tend to assume that others are just as smart as them, yet all of the professors I have interacted with here

at Brandeis are generally interested in the welfare of their students and hope they do well for the benefit of the student, not just as a reflection of the professor’s teaching. There is always a bad apple in a bunch, but don’t let that spoil the whole cart.

One of the reasons tuition is so high at this school is that it employs some of the best instructors in the country, and students need to utilize that resource to get the most out of their money. If a student visits his or her professor during office hours, he or

she can view the professor in a more personal light and can get more directed teaching. The professor I took out for lunch has been able to completely translate the subject matter of the class and numerous other topics (such as this past week when he taught our class the difference between tax deductions and tax credits) throughout the semester, and the same is true of so many other faculty members here.

The “take your professor to lunch” program is one of the more popular

programs on campus, and most students have realized this, so if you have a chance to take a professor out for lunch, seize that opportunity. There is no need to worry about being rejected because the majority of faculty are honored to be asked to spend time with a student. This fact debunked the preconceived notion I had of professors when I first entered college, and it makes for a much more open community if students and teachers are able to freely get to know each other.

December 6, 2013

this week in photos

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friends Students enjoyed a night at the Stein.

beer tasting The Brewing Club sponsored a beer tasting with Sam Adams. The event sold out of the 75

tickets offered.

thanks Adam Krebs and Nathan Feldman, co-presidents of the Brewing Club, thanked the Sam Adams representative and the chefs. Food

offered included cheese, beef briskets, curry chicken and rice, and dessert. The beers offered complemented the course with which they were served. During the dinner, attendees learned about the brewing process from a master brewer.

photos by matt brondoli and shanlai shangguan/the hoot