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Student orgs make Sun�lower Festival bloom Carissa Cherpes Contributing Writer DU’s Environmental Team sponsored the Sunflower Festival to raise awareness about local issues and sustainability on Driscoll Green on Oct. 23.

Vendors set up booths and talked to students in hopes ofproviding education on environmental problems and eating healthy.

“I’ve been coming to the Farmer’s Markets [held at DU] during the summer, so I came here today to talk to more students about GrowHaus and our drop off JESSICA BERNAL | CLARION Student and community organizations, including Students for Sustanaible Food and DU Vegan and program,” said Lindsay Smith, a food distribuVegetarian Society, tabled at the Sunflower Festival last week.

What’s inside: News JOHN EVANS COMMITTEE DU’s Department of History and hosted a visiting author who discussed the Sand Creek Massacre.

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Lifestyles FALL RECIPE GUIDE The Clarion breaks down autumn’s finest recipes with the season’s favorite food: pumpkin.

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Entertainment HALLOWEEN TV SPECIALS See the best halloween specials from our favorite TV shows.

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Opinions A PIONEER HALLOWEEN Check out our exclusive Clarion Halloween comic.

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Sports WOMEN’S SOCCER Women’s Pioneer soccer plays at the top of the Summit League.

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Scoot over for new DU scooter policies get to the bike racks because they are surrounded by parked scooters.”

Before this policy was implemented, On Oct. 27, DU’s Department of Park- there was no existing policy regarding ing Services set into effect a new policy scooters due to a lack of need for such concerning scooters on campus, both in measures, according to Banet; scooters regards to parking and operating. Scooter with an engine displacement below 50 cuoperators will no longer be allowed to park bic centimeters (cc) do not require a speon campus at locations such as lawns, side- cific license.

“In the past we’ve allowed scooters to walks or at bike racks, nor will they be allowed to drive along sidewalks. Ticketing park on the sidewalks that were under 50 for these violations will begin on Nov. 10. cc, [because they] don’t require a license to Nine parking locations have been operate,” said Banet.

Banet says there were also previously designated for scooter operators, according to James Johnston, sergeant of com- very few scooters on campus.

“Starting last spring, with gasoline pricmunity partnerships for the Department of Campus Safety (DCS). Six of these are es going up and everything, people started realizing how on the northern easy it was to get end of campus “There here have been a bunch of around and save and three are near-collisions and we’ve also money on them,” on the southern said Banet. had a lot of complaints from bike side. There will There are now riders .” be 82 individual 75 registered parking spots in scooters on camtotal, according Sgt. Stephen Banet pus, according to to Johnston.

Department of Campus Safety Johnston. There This new polare several steps icy was put into place as a result of the increasing number required for these scooter owners to obtain of scooter-related complaints during both a parking permit.

“First off they have to register through the 2014 Spring and Fall Quarters, according to Sgt. Stephen Banet, crime preven- parking services, before they purchase the permit for 20 dollars,” said Jonhston. “The tion specialist for DCS. “Not just Campus Safety, but University permit is valid in all of the scooter parkadministration [has] received a lot of com- ing lots. In order to register through Parkplaints about scooter parking and scooter ing Services they must also be registered driving on the walkways of campus,” said through the state of Colorado.”

Banet, “There have been a bunch of nearcollisions and we’ve also had a lot of complaints from bike riders because they can’t SEE SCOOTING, PAGE 2

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tion volunteer with the GrowHaus.

The company has a fresh, organic food box pick up program on DU’s campus.

Some of the other vendors included Zipcar, Students for Sustainability, Citizen’s Climate Lobby, US Bank and DU Vegan and Vegetarian Society (DUVVS).

Students for Sustainability worked to educate listeners about local and sustainable dining options offered at DU at their booth. Representatives also talked about the Real Food Challenge, a national movement that was introduced to DU and put into effect

by Chancellor Coombe.

According to Clarion article published on June 17, 2013, the Real Food Challenge is a movement signed by colleges pledging to have 20 percent of its food meet certain criteria, such as locality and organic.

DUVVS offered vegan snacks as well as reading material on the benefits of going vegan or vegetarian.

“We are always trying to promote learning more about your impact on the environment, as well as learning more about being vegan or vegetarian,” said Libby Leutenegger, a freshman studying Gender and Women’s Studies from Denver, Colorado and DUVVS’s animal outreach coordinator.

“We just want to raise awareness,” added Becka Black, a sophomore chemistry major from Aurora, Colorado.

Not all of the vendors were concerned about food. Others focused more on the environment and our impact on nature.

Citizens’ Climate Lobby, for example, asked students to help pass a revenue-neutral carbon tax. This means that a tax would be placed on fossil fuels, and the money collected would eventually be given back to American households.

Another group present was GlobeMed. This group encouraged students to think about human rights, and had an art project where students could voice their opinion on what human rights were important to them.

“GlobeMed is encouraging the UN to focus on Article 25 for the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which is the belief that everyone has the right to healthy living,” said Rhianna Fairchild, a senior studying music from Arvada, Colorado.

Food was also severed at the event, including free coffee, caramel apples that students would make themselves and grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches being sold from a food truck.

“I am enjoying myself,” said Erin Orsley, a sophomore studying Spanish, religion and international studies from San Jose, California. “I love the free food and the student-run organizations. It’s nice to see students out here.”

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Last gubernatorial debate: Hickenlooper vs. Beauprez Katerina Arzhayev Photography Editor

At 5:53 p.m. on Oct. 24, a CBS4 representative tossed a coin into the air; Governor John Hickenlooper called heads.

When it became known that he had won the coin toss in the last gubernatorial debate of the 2014 election season in Colorado, he chose to make the last closing remarks. His opponent, Bob Beauprez, chose to ask the first question in the cross examination part of the debate.

Thus began the debate between the incumbent Democratic governor and former Republican Congressman.

In one hour, a variety of issues— including safety, fracking, the legalization of marijuana and gun control—were covered by both candidates, and three questions from viewers were answered.

Both opponents seemed to recognize the importance of the debate and were enthusiastic about poking holes in their challenger’s policies.

To begin the debate, an ad by Beauprez was aired in which he criticized Gov. Hickenlooper for releasing Evan Ebel, a murderer who was released from prison and then allegedly killed two Coloradans, including then-head of the Colorado Department of Corrections, Tom Clements. Beauprez did not withdraw his motivation in the ad.

“My intention was never to offend [Lisa Clements, Tom’s widow] or politicize that event, my intent [was] to raise a serious issue about public safety,” Beauprez said. “[A] governor’s first responsibility is to protect and defend the citizens’ safety,” Beauprez said. He claimed that under Hickenlooper, public safety has been compromised.

Hickenlooper expressed remorse at Beauprez’s inability to honor a deal made in an earlier debate to only run positive ads, and mentioned the work done by his administration.

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Check here for weekly updates from the Undergraduate Student Government (USG) Reports of note from Oct. 21

1. Vice Chancellor of Technology Services Cindy Crouch came to speak with USG this Tuesday. She presented some ideas for UTS, including giving students a DU email address starting next fall, giving students free Microsoft Office 365 packages, and shifting to Canvas.

2. President Hayden Johnson and Vice President Natalie Casey met with the Provost and discussed Friday classes and how they will be implemented next fall.

They have worked with the Friday class committee to help make changes to the schedule that would best benefit students and are keeping in communication with the Provost to help this shift in classes go smoothly.

3. Secretary of Community Partnerships Adam Hammerman had a meeting to discuss the update on the Student Center Committee. There are still some hoops to jump through, but we are pushing through to give the campus a new Student Center for all to use.

USG meetings are held every Tuesday night in the Driscoll Underground.

They are open to the public.

HCC addresses national Ebola issue John Poe Writer Contributing Writ

KATERINA ARZHAYEV | CLARION Governor John Hickenlooper (left) and opponent Bob Beauprez (right) prepare to debate.

“We’ve worked on...[making] the state safer. The issues around truth and sentencing and parole reform—there is a science to how we look at keeping our prisons safe,” he said.

The debate quickly turned to the recent legalization of recreational marijuana in Colorado. Beauprez promised to address the issue carefully if he is elected. “[We] need to be objective and honest about what we know [and] about what we learn about this new law. The consequences are real,” he said.

Both candidates agreed Colorado was now in the national spotlight and must serve as an example to other states.

The part of the debate that focused on ads saw a shift on behalf of Beauprez, especially concerning the issue of abortion and the right to choose.

“I am not here to infringe on anybody’s rights and I won’t have the opportunity to change the law. I am here to bolster the economy and bolster freedom,” he said.

Though he did say he would defend the freedom of Coloradans as they see fit, he added an exception.

“I don’t think taxpayers ought to be paying for [birth control and abortion].”

In his concluding statement, Hickenlooper said that he learned a lot from his tenure. “[We need] more time to listen [to] and hear [from] both sides—it’s always beneficial and it helps to keep momentum going,” he said.

To close, he talked about the perspectives of Colorado.

“Colorado’s future is going to be about collaboration, not picking pointless fights. We have more to do… Together is the Colorado way, and the Colorado way is always going to work,” he said.

In his closing comments, Beauprez noted that “A governorship is a very serious thing to waste. A governor can make a difference for their state, for their people… [A] governor’s primary job is less to govern the people and much more to govern government. I don’t want to run your life, I want you to have the freedom to run your own life.”

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Scooter operators will have to go to the DMV and go through its process to register their scooters. According to Johnston, operators will need to provide the make, model, color, Colorado registration sticker number and vehicle identification number (VIN) to register with DU Parking Services before receiving a parking permit.

Banet said that beyond parking, scooters will be treated like any other motor vehicle, meaning scooter-operators will have to drive in city streets.

According to Johnston, scooter-operators will begin to receive up to a $60 fine for driving on a walkway if they do not comply.

While these measures are a start in addressing the issue, DCS recognizes many issues surrounding scooter use that still need to be dealt with, according to Banet.

“Some of the areas that we’ve identified where we know we need more parking for scooters include [the] Daniels College of Business and [the] Academic Commons,” said Banet. “... we want to avoid a collision from happening, so I think it’s a good start.”

With the Center for Disease Control (CDC) calling the 2014 Ebola epidemic the largest in history, many students are starting to wonder exactly how serious this virus is and what would happen in the case that Ebola begins to spread throughout the United States.

In response to these concerns, both the DU Health and Counseling Center (HCC) and the CDC have plans set in place to prevent an outbreak from happening.

“The University of Denver Health and Counseling Center continues to closely monitor the recent developments regarding Ebola hemorrhagic fever in the United States and worldwide,” as reported by the DU Universitywide News Website.

“The HCC is closely working with the Colorado Department of Health to ensure everything possible is being done to prevent the spread of Ebola. Students who either call or schedule an appointment with the HCC and describe flu-like symptoms are asked about their recent travels in order to determine if having Ebola is a possibility,” reported Alan Kent, the Executive Director of the Health and Counseling Center.

“The risk of Ebola at DU is very low, but we are trying to be proactive as possible,” said Kent. “Our medical director, Dr. David Odell, monitors developments with the CDC about Ebola on a daily basis. Dr. Odell has also created a general information letter, giving students returning from studying abroad general guidance about Ebola.”

The Ebola virus was first discovered in 1976 in the Republic of Zaire, which is now known as the Democratic Republic of the Congo. In the first

recorded Ebola outbreak, there were 318 cases of the virus.

Since then, the CDC has reported 34 outbreaks of Ebola and a total of 2360 cases. In the 2014 Ebola outbreak alone, there have been over 10,000 reported cases of the Ebola Virus Disease throughout multiple countries.

The disease has ravaged the region of West Africa, but has also affected countries like Spain and the United States. So far, the United States has reported four cases of the Ebola Virus Disease. “[The] CDC and partners are taking precautions to prevent the further spread of Ebola within the United States. CDC has also deployed teams of public health experts to West Africa and will continue to send experts to the affected countries,” reported the CDC website.

In an effort to prevent the spread of Ebola, the CDC has issued several “Avoid Nonessential Travel” notices for West Africa, in which the department recommends that people do not travel to countries in West Africa unless it is necessary.

The CDC also released information for college students who are planning on or are currently Studying Abroad or are involved with a Foreign Exchange program.

“We advise that education-related travel to these countries be postponed until further notice,” the CDC wrote.

The CDC has also provided steps to prevent the spread of Ebola recommended for faculty and students returning to the United States.

Anyone looking for the most recent updates on the Ebola Virus Disease can visit the CDC website’s Ebola page or the Colorado Department of Health Ebola information page.

Information courtesy of cdc.gov and who.int.

It all began with a peanut: the Clarion’s humble beginnings Emily Bender Clarion Historian In a world obsessed with the here and now, it can be easy to look at the present, or even towards the future, rather than examining the past.

News outlets primarily serve as a connection to current events, and there is a lot to be said for the beginnings of such institutions. The Clarion is no exception, and weaves DU’s rich past with the history of the greater Denver area.

Roughly 20 years after its founding in September 1882, DU was housed at 14th Street and Arapahoe Street in modern-day downtown Denver. It was in this context that the university’s first college paper, the Weekly Peanut, was established.

Editors and publishers George Manly and Clark Winsor structured the paper to include local stories, editorials and popular advertisements, as well as handwritten articles from separate contributors. The paper implemented a simplistic style while focusing on topics relevant to the Denver community.

The beginning of DU’s newspaper publication was short-lived, as it faded from the university by the early 1890s.

In fact, contrary to its title, The Weekly Peanut only published four issues during its time in print. However, in spite of the small number of issues it published, The Weekly Peanut created a central basis of editors and readers that would shape the future of DU’s news publications.

Following the demise of the Weekly Peanut, a small paper known as The Hesperus ran during the early years of the 1890s.

According to DU Historian Steve Fisher, the paper faced competition early on with the creation of The Weekly Bulletin, another newspaper for the DU community that released it’s first issue on April 8, 1898. The Hesperus ran intermittently during this time before succumbing to The Weekly Bulletin due to the Bulletin’s popularity.

As the university approached the dawn of the twentieth century, the Bulletin would therefore serve as the primary framework for what we now know to be the Clarion.

The Weekly Bulletin’s name was changed to the Clarion in 1899, thirty five years after DU’s founding. An issue of the Clarion published on January 15, 1930 features an article in which former editor Wayne C. Williams discusses the process of changing the name of the paper.

According to Fisher’s analysis of this specific article, Williams and contributor Jay Downing chose the name Clarion from an extensive list of historical newspaper names in the United States.

The paper left its structure fairly untouched, continuing to publish topics relevant to the university as well as the city of Denver, such as the opening of the Chamberlin Observatory—which still stands today—in November 1899.

Over the course of the following century, the Clarion continued to develop a strong foundation of both contributing editors and devoted readers, shaping and evolving in accordance with the times while continuing to address topics important to the DU community.

The small start of The Weekly Peanut provided the mere beginning to a challenging but enduring history of the Clarion.

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Discussion delves into Evans, massacre This event was hosted as part of the Sesquicentennial Conversations series, as it is the sesquicentennial of both The DU Department of DU’s founding and the Sand History and Office of the Pro- Creek Massacre. vost hosted Ari Kelman, author The discussion opened with of the award-winning book “A an overview of the massacre by Misplaced Massacre," about Kelman. The event occurred on the Sand Creek Massacre, at a Nov. 29, 1864 when Col. John discussion about the event, on Chivington led the 3rd ColoOct. 21. rado Regiment and part of the Over 100 members of the 1st Colorado Regiment into an DU and Denver community Arapahoe and Cheyenne Naattended the discussion, which tive American settlement. The occurred in Sturm’s Davis Au- settlement had been previously ditorium. Kelman is a former identified as peaceful and coDU professor, current McCabe operative by Edward WynGreer Prokoop, who fessor of was an History at officer in “In terms of Evans’ culpaPe n ns y l the area. bility...[he committed] an vania State The people University residing unusually cowardly act.” and winthere also ner of the believed Ari Kelman coveted they were Author, Pennsylvania State Bancroft protectPrize from ed by a University Professor Columbia treaty that University had been for books signed six about diplomacy or the his- weeks earlier. Nonetheless, tory of the Americas. Joining troops massacred a large group Kelman in the discussion were of Native Americans, who were DU History Professor and De- mostly women, children and partment Chair Susan Schul- elderly persons. ten and Associate Professor of Much of the DU discussion History William Philpott. focused on why it took so long

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for Americans to understand the extent and intentions of Sand Creek.

“It was a fight that, in some instances, still continues,” said Kelman, describing the efforts to recognize Sand Creek as a massacre, rather than a battle.

Kelman described the situation, including the great effort Chivington put into convincing the public that his troops fought a valiant battle.

In addition, said Kelman, the public wanted to see the event as a glorious battle, as tensions with tribes ran high and pressure increased for successful Civil War battles. As a result, the public viewed the Sand Creek Massacre was a successful battle.

Also important to the discussion was the involvement of John Evans, founder of DU and territorial governor of Colorado at the time. Kelman iterated further that, in the month preceding Sand Creek, Evans and Chivington were not getting along and Evans saw Chivington as overly political.

“We don’t know definitively what John Evans knew,” said Kelman, describing Evans’s potential role in the massacre.

However, Kelman said Evans made several decisions in 1864 that increased ten-

Organized by various social science and humanities professors and other DU staff, the John Evans Study Committee was created in response to a similar committee created by Northwestern University, which was also founded by John Evans. DU’s committee plans on releasing a report on either Nov. 1 or Nov. 3.

During the discussion, Nancy Wadsworth, a member of the committee and IMAGE COURTESY OF DU MAGAZINE Associate Professor Was John Evans, DU founder, culpable in the of Political Science at Sand Creek Massacre of 1864?

DU, mentioned that the committee finds sions with tribal communities and forced the public to panic it difficult to claim that Evans about the situation, including a had to know about Chivingrequest in June of 1864 that all ton’s intentions to be consid“friendly” tribes identify them- ered responsible.

“There are different goals selves and later allowed Coloradans to kill any “hostiles” and for history…[It] means diftake their property. Kelman ferent things to different peoused these situations as exam- ple,…[and] it serves different ples of how uninformed Evans purposes for different people,” said Schulten. Clearly, there was regarding tribal affairs.

“In terms of Evans’ culpabil- are many different interpreity,…[he committed] an unusu- tations of the event, but acally cowardly act,” said Kelman. cording to Kelman, one thing In 2013, DU created a com- is certain: this was the Sand mittee to investigate the role Creek Massacre, not the Sand John Evans played in the event. Creek Battle.

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Pumpkin recipes to be enjoyed by all

by Maddy Meredith Entertainment Editor As October comes to an end, it’s the perfect time to make use of the surplus canned pumpkin you stocked up on in September. Short of a zombie apocalypse or mutated-Ebola outbreak, these recipes are probably the best use for them.

With the #TreatYoSelf motto in mind, the Clarion staff made it our mission to round up some of our favorite and most delicious pumpkin recipes for fall enthusiasts.

Pumpkin Granola With just 30 minutes and nine ingredients, any health-conscious student can make this delicious granola recipe, taken from the Minimalist Baker blog.

Ingredients: - 3 cups rolled oats (gluten free for GF eaters) - 1 1/4 cups raw pecans - 1/3 cup raw pepitas - 3 Tbsp sugar - ¼ tsp of sea salt - 3/4 tsp pumpkin pie spice - 1/4 cup coconut or olive oil - 1/3 cup maple syrup (or sub agave or honey) - 1/3 cup pumpkin puree Instructions: Preheat oven to 340° F. Mix the oats, nuts, seeds, spices, sugar and salt together in a large bowl. In a small saucepan over medium-low heat, warm and whisk the coconut oil, maple syrup and pumpkin puree and whisk. Pour the mixture over the dry ingredients and quickly mix with a wooden spoon.

Spread the mixture evenly onto two baking sheets and bake for 23-33 minutes, stirring a bit once you near the halfway point. If you prefer chunkier granola, don’t stir as it breaks

up the clusters. Instead, just rotate the pans at the halfway point to ensure even cooking.

Once the granola is golden brown, remove from oven and let cool completely. It will crisp up as it cools.

Homemade Pumpkin Spice Latte Although delicious, we have our qualms with the corporate coffeehouse Pumpkin Spice Latte. Just one of these babies will set you back 300-500 calories and they’re expensive.

Not to mention, every fall, the Starbucks #PSL becomes the biological identifier for a particularly rare species of creature that arrives every Autumn: the Basic White girl. You can identify this specimen wearing any unique combination of oversized sweater, flannel and leggings.

So branch out beyond your #FallFavorite, and give it your own homemade twist. Recipe courtesy of thekitchn.com.

Ingredients: - 2 tablespoons canned pumpkin - 1/2 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice, plus more to garnish - Freshly ground black pepper - 2 tablespoons sugar - 2 tablespoons pure vanilla extract - 2 cups whole milk - 1 to 2 shots of espresso - 1/4 cup heavy cream, whipped until firm peaks form Instructions: In a small saucepan over medium heat, cook the pumpkin with the pumpkin pie spice and a generous helping of black pepper for 2 minutes, or until it’s hot and smells cooked. Stir constantly.

Add the sugar and stir until the mixture looks like a bubbly thick syrup.

Whisk in the milk and vanilla extract. Warm gently over medium heat, watching carefully to make sure it doesn’t boil over.

Carefully process the milk mixture with a hand, or in a traditional blender (hold the lid down tightly with a thick wad of towels!) until frothy and blended.

Make the espresso or coffee and divide between two mugs and add the frothed milk. Top with whipped cream and a sprinkle of pumpkin pie spice, cinnamon or nutmeg if desired.

Pumpkin French Toast This recipe is a sure favorite. Not only is it French toast, the ultimate in breakfast comfort foods, but it’s PUMPKIN French toast. The combination of melted butter, pumpkin pie spice and maple syrup is the greatest thing since sliced bread (which, ironically, you will need for the recipe). Best of all, the entire recipe can be made ahead, meaning you can hit snooze, gradually let your brain unscramble the events from the night before and still enjoy pumpkin-flavored buttery-carb goodness. Recipe from averycooks.com.

Ingredients: - 3 large eggs - 3/4 cup Silk Unsweetened Vanilla Almond Milk - 1/2 cup pumpkin puree - 2 tablespoons light brown sugar, packed - 1 tablespoon granulated sugar - 2 teaspoons vanilla extract - 1 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice - 1 teaspoon cinnamon - 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg - Butter, for griddle or pan, and for serving - 8 slices Texas toast or thick-sliced French toast bread - Maple syrup for serving, or your favorite topping Instructions: Preheat electric griddle (takes about 10 minutes) or preheat a non-stick skillet over medium heat a minute or two before you’ll need it; set aside.

In a large mixing bowl, combine eggs, milk, pumpkin, sugars, vanilla, pumpkin pie spice, cinnamon and nutmeg, and whisk until combined.

Butter the griddle or skillet and dip 1 slice of bread into the coating mixture for about 10 seconds, flipping over once,

and making sure it’s well-coated before cooking. Repeat with all slices of bread until coating mixture is gone. Cook for about 3 to 4 minutes per side, or until as done and browned as desired. Add more butter to griddle or skillet as necessary and wipe with paper towel as necessary to remove black bits.

Serve immediately with butter and maple syrup or your favorite topping.

French toast is best warm and fresh, but will keep airtight in the refrigerator for up to 5 days and can be gently reheated in the microwave or toaster.

Pumpkin Cheesecake Dip By far the easiest recipe on the list, this pumpkin cheesecake dip from chocolatecoveredkatie.com combines the flavors of pumpkin and cheesecake in a spreadable form. Although this batch makes enough for 3-4 people, no judgment if you hide it in your room and cackle manically as you eat it by yourself.

After all, you have until next summer to get fit again.

Ingredients: - 1 can pumpkin (15oz) - 1 container cream cheesestyle spread - 2 teaspoons cinnamon (more if desired) - 3/4 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice - 1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract - Sweetener of choice to taste Instructions: Combine all ingredients and mix very well. (A food processor is best, but this can be done by hand with a lot of stirring).

Serve as a dip with graham crackers, gingersnaps or fresh fruit. Or use as a festive cream-cheese spread on bagels, toast or pancakes.

This will keep in the refrigerator for 4-5 days.

There’s no guarantee that all of these recipes won’t turn you into an actual shape of a pumpkin, but regardless, we hope you enjoy every bite.

Where to get scared this Halloween weekend

by Sierra Schlag Contributing Writer Halloween week is now upon us, and those seeking to be thrilled will be making the decision on what haunted house they want to attend. With so many options around campus, all ranging in scariness, the decision is going to be a tough one.

However, the Clarion is here to help by informing you of the best haunted attractions Denver has to offer.

The 13th Floor: The 13th Floor Haunted House is claimed to be one of the best haunted houses in Denver, according to USA Today. It’s about a 25-minute drive from campus, located at Brighton Blvd. and I-70, about a block from the Denver Coliseum.

They have two attractions offered this year. The first is “Undead: The Possession” and the other is “Dwelling with the Dead.”

They will both give you blood, possessed humans and a definite scare, and the Dwelling of the Dead will have zombielike creatures that will make you scream.

Tickets for general admission range from $25 to $29 depending on the day of the week, and the doors are open from 7:30 p.m. to 11 p.m. on weekdays and 7 p.m. to midnight on weekends.

The Asylum: The Asylum Haunted House is about a 25-minute drive from campus, located at 6100 E. 39th Ave. This haunted house will lead you into the deepest, darkest part of a hospital for the “mentally insane,” into the hidden passage holding the asylum. With new layouts and scare attractions every year, who knows what could happen.

The tickets range from $25 to $29 depending on the night you go, and doors are only open until Nov. 2, so hurry in this week. The Asylum is open from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. on weekdays and for Halloween weekend it will be open from 7 p.m. to midnight.

Haunted Field of Screams: For those who want to be scared outdoors, you can do that in three ways, all in one location: Haunted Field of Screams.

Self-claimed to be the largest haunted attraction in Colorado, this place is a thirty-minute drive from campus and will take you to a haunted field near Thornton.

The main attraction is a cornfield filled with every scary character you could imagine. Here, you’ll experience different scenes and rooms to encounter clowns, chainsaws, zombies, asylum patients and the walking dead. Good luck getting through, because the only light you’ll have is the moon.

The second attraction at the Field of Screams is the Dead Man’s Night Maze.

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Think this mountain of Jack-o’-lanterns is scary? Our selection of haunted houses will trump them all.

There are wrong turns, dead ends and only one way in and one way out. This maze is filled with monsters and zombies to spook you at every turn you take. There is no rescue crew for this, so prepare yourself to get scared and lost until you reach the end.

The last attraction is interactive and a way for you to get back at the creatures that scared you all night long. With twenty other people on a hayride through the cornfield, you’ll be armed with paintball guns. That’s right, in Zombie Paintball Massacre you’ll be able to shoot the zombies with your paintball gun to stop the

takeover. This interactive haunted adventure will keep you on your toes to save the cornfield from all the zombies that venture through.

All of the events that take place at the Haunted Field of Screams start at sundown. Tickets range in price, depending on how many attractions you wish to endure. One attraction is $20, two is $35 and all three is $40. You can venture up to the Field of Screams Thursday through Sunday. On Thursdays and Sundays, the Field is open until 10 p.m. and Fridays and Saturdays, it’s open until midnight.

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Unknown art spots in Denver

by Jonathan Ackley Staff Writer

When someone says “Denver,” the first things that come to mind tend to be skiing, snowboarding, mountains, marijuana and professional sports teams like the Broncos and the Avalanche.

But what many people do not know about Denver is that it has a thriving art community. While the Denver Art Museum is the most recognized location for art in Denver, there are many other places to go to get your fill of art and culture in the city.

These spots can be anything from other museums to small studios around town where you can sometimes find an artist at work on his or her latest piece.

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by Connor Davis Lifestyles Editor

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Audiences ponder over a display at Svper Ordinary gallery.

Svper Ordinary 3550 Brighton Blvd Mon. -Thurs. 11 a.m. - 8 p.m.

Fri. - Sat. 11 a.m. - 9 p.m.

Sun. 11 a.m. - 5 p.m.

For those more interested in buying art than simply looking at it, consider Svper Ordinary, a curated store and gallery downtown just off Larimer St. Svper Ordinary takes a different approach to art than most places, offering a combination of both retail and gallery space within the store.

However, the art available and on display in the store is hardly limited to pieces you hang on your wall. Svper Ordinary specializes in what they call artful living, something they define as “the idea that the objects we encounter in our everyday lives can be appreciated as highly crafted works of art.” Therefore, any of the items found in the store will have a noticeable artful twist on them.

If you stop by, be on the lookout for custom-painted pottery from local artists, prints, original works on the walls and clothing from Jiberish, a local Denver-based clothing company.

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The easily recognizable exterior of the Artists on Santa Fe building, which was painted by resident artists in the past.

Artists On Santa Fe 747 Santa Fe Dr Mon. - Fri. 11 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Sat. 11 a.m. - 4 p.m.

Sun. Closed Artists on Santa Fe features both multiple galleries and studio spaces throughout its location in the Santa Fe Art District. The gallerystudio hybrid offers a much more authentic and personal experience than you would get in a museum, as many of the artists will be at work in their studio spaces. Featuring a variety of art of all mediums, encompassing everything from traditional painting to photography and handmade jewelry, Artists on Santa Fe is sure to provide you with a unique artistic experience.

Denver Museum of Contemporary Art 1485 Delgany St Tues. - Fri. 12 p.m. - 7 p.m.

Sat. - Sun. 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

DISCLAIMER: This column is not about Colorado natives having egos whatsoever.

For the past two Octobers, I have partaken in the absolute chaos that is A-Basin’s opening day–a momentous occasion full of beer-drinking, parking lot-grilling, snowball-throwing and a just little bit of skiing and snowboarding.

This day has grown to hold more importance than any major holiday among my group of friends. Getting on snow was better than any Christmas gift, parking lot lunch trumped the tastiest of Thanksgiving dinners and New Year’s Eve could never match up to the burning anticipation behind that of opening day. It was all so exciting for so many reasons, naturally becoming a tradition that would seemingly never end.

Yet this year, it did end, because, regrettably, all I could focus on were the negatives.

Waiting in line all day just to share a crowded trail with a bunch of out-of-control skiers and boarders? “No thanks,” I said. “Been there, done that.”

So, instead of continuing the tradition, which I somehow forgot meant the world to me, I stayed in Denver.

As I hung out at my apartment, doing nothing specifically exciting, guilt hit me harder than an opening day collision. I had ended a beautiful tradition, and it was all due to a classic case of the Colorado ego. Yup, it finally got the best of me and I’m not afraid to admit it. Allow me to explain: Native students excluded, think back to the day you got accepted to DU. You were so excited to move to Colorado, experience the state’s opportunities and adjust to a new, exciting chapter of life.

Now think about today.

Are you equally as excited as you were then? Your answer is hopefully yes, but most likely no. After spending some time here, it’s easy to take things for granted–especially the small things–but in reality these are what mean the most, day in and day out, no matter how long you’ve been at DU. If I told 18-year-old Connor that I decided not to go skiing on October 17, he would have shook that Colorado ego right back out–and that’s the approach I’m going to take now when it comes to these situations.

Next time I consider skipping out on something because I’ve done it before, or because it doesn’t seem good enough, I’ll ask the old me–bored out of his mind in high school–what he thinks, because I know that every time, he’s going to tell me to get up and go.

So after a day full of guilt, I went for the rebuttal and drove up to A-Basin. I drank beer, I ate in the parking lot, I threw snowballs and did a little skiing.

It was the absolute best day I’ve had since the closing day of last season, and the whole time, I shook my head in regret about my decision the day before.

But through this emotional rollercoaster, which is an understatement for how it all went down, I am grateful because I learned a valuable lesson that I will always go by–one that I suggest you go by too: Don’t ever think you’re too good for anything out here. This winter, when you say there’s not enough snow, or it’s too cold, or it’s not sunny enough or you’re too hungover, think again. Other, less-fortunate people would kill to spend a just minute in your shoes, so when you eventually kick those shoes off and call it quits, make sure they’re absolutely filthy with anything but regret.

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If you’re seeking a lesstraditional approach to art than what you would usually find in a museum, consider the Denver Museum of Contemporary Art (MCA). The MCA features many rotating exhibits from prominent modern and contemporary artists who present a different approach to art than what you would find in a typical, more traditional museum.

Although it is still presented in a traditional gallery format, the exhibits are meant less for observation and more for participation, giving those visiting the museum

a much more personal and interactive experience.

Notable features include a rooftop garden, perfect for the recent warmer-than-average weather, and a café on the top floor, perfect for a cup of coffee or a glass of wine or beer after walking around the museum.

Denver is a lively and vibrant city, with plenty to see and do for people of all sorts of interests. Next time you would like to spend an afternoon appreciating art, be sure to stop by one of these three locations for a day that will not disappoint.

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Pajama Baking Company has a relaxed atmosphere that is perfect for a simple fall lunch or a rigorous study session.

Who will be the next marijuana millionaire? The Marijuana Show, which recently held auditions in Denver for possible participants, plans to find out.

Described as a cross-breed between “Shark Tank” and “The Apprentice,” the show is the brain-child of media and investment gurus Karen Paull and Wendy Robbins. The two launched their own production company to create the show, which will be the first reality television show about marijuana.

As a part of the show, people came from around the country to pitch their ideas for a marijuana-related product, hoping to get sponsorship from an investor and become a successful business owner.

Auditions were in midSeptember, when aspiring entrepreneurs pitched their ideas to the show’s hosts. The hosts then selected the best 4-6 ideas, and those who pitched them were sent to a ‘bootcamp’ in Taos, New Mexico, where they went through coaching from lawyers, mentors and acting coaches to prepare them for the final stage: pitching to the investors.

This is the portion of the show that takes on a “SharkTank” quality; the hopeful entrepreneurs pitch their ideas to investors who would potentially mentor them and fund the idea.

The show is very timely, as the monetary effects of the legalization of marijuana are starting to be realized in Colorado. The industry generated more than $1 billion in 2013, according to Arcview Market Research, and is expected to grow this year. It’s is

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no wonder that people are looking to cash in.

The show will premiere in November, and you can view it at www.themarijuanashow.com and The Marijuana Show’s Youtube page.

If you would like to participate in the next season of The Marijuana Show, auditions are being held Nov. 15-16 at the Denver Mart Expo Building.

Hopefuls must be 21 years of age or older, and must bring a photo I.D., a business plan and the proposed product itself.

Pajama Baking Company: 4.5 beans

Sit back and relax at Pajama Baking Company

by Kellsie Brannen Assistant Lifestyles Editor

Tucked into a corner on Pearl Street is the Pajama Baking Company (PBC), a cute neighborhood “breakfast, lunch and ice cream shop,” according to the PBC’s website. I had to look up what particular category of food this place classifies itself as because they sell such a wide variety of goods: coffee, breakfast burritos, parfaits, loaves of bread, sandwiches, pizza, salads, ice cream and more.

The bakery is distinctively ‘Pearl Street’ with a hometown vibe and an emphasis on allnatural, local ingredients. The inside of the shop is warm and welcoming, with art from local artists for sale on the walls and plenty of local magazines and newspapers to keep lone customers entertained.

Like many other shops on the street, this one had plenty of ‘nature-yuppie’ and ‘old hippy’ types come through, but these people are rarely obnoxious and honestly hard to escape in a lot of Denver areas.

I was recommended the Club Alix sandwich, which included chicken, bacon, avocado, swiss, lettuce, tomato and chili aioli on sourdough bread. I was not disappointed.

The sandwich was a great size and tasted absolutely delicious.

Sometimes, after eating at the Driscoll Subway every other day, I can come to forget what a quality, non-corporate sandwich tastes like. The Club Alix, obviously made with fresh ingredients and care, rekindled my appreciation for the classic sandwich.

I managed to save room for ice cream, and I was certainly glad that I did. PBC offers all-natural, made-inhouse flavors like macadamia nut brittle, butter pecan and salted caramel, just to name

a few. I tried the blueberry cheese-cake, and it was delicious. The ice cream was rich and creamy, with the perfect consistency and sweetness.

As with all shops on Pearl Street, the view outside is simply charming. As I sat in the cozy bakery, I watched the blue light of late afternoon settle over the vibrant foliage of the trees, the lights strung around trunks and branches glowing through the darkness.

While PBC offers great food at very reasonable prices, here is the true genius of the place: PBC offers the perfect dining option for people who come to shop or wander around Pearl Street but don’t want to have a heavy, sitdown meal. The shop offers plenty of snacks that could be easily carried around, as well as relatively quick options that can be taken home.

This is not to say that PCB should be only for those looking for a quick meal.

On the contrary, I found myself wishing to stay longer, immersed in the lovely smells and warm glow of the place while I enjoyed the free Wi-Fi (always a plus).

For a casual dining experience that still offers delicious, high-quality food at reasonable prices, PCB is your go-to destination. The menu has such a variety that there is truly something for everyone, whether you drop in for breakfast, lunch, dinner or dessert. The next time you find yourself on Pearl Street (which should be soon, it’s absolutely lovely this time of year), definitely stop by.

You’ll be glad that you did.

The Pajama Baking Company is open from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. Sunday through Friday, and from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays.

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Spookiest and kookiest TV specials

By Adam Lujan Staff Writer Known for its costumes and creatures, Halloween is a holiday for the wackiest and scariest among us—both on the screen and off. For years, television shows have offered their own take on this spook-tacular occasion, delivering some of TV’s greatest moments. With so many Halloween specials to choose from, it can be hard to find the right ones for the ideal marathon.

As always, the Clarion has you covered: cuddle up, turn on a nightlight and grab some candy corn because here are the 5 best Halloween specials of the last decade.

“American Horror Story” Season 1, Episodes 4 & 5: “Halloween” Parts 1 & 2 Every Halloween, “American Horror Story” ups the scares for a holiday twoparter—and no season did it better than the first with “Murder House.” In an otherwise uneven, over-the-top season, “Halloween” delivered the perfect balance of fright and fun. The episodes center on the Harmon family making its best effort to sell their haunted home. Of course, on Halloween, the night during which “the dead can walk freely,” things go awry thanks to ghosts, car accidents and a man in a rubber suit. To top it off, Zachary Quinto (“Star Trek Into Darkness”) makes a hilarious (and creepy) guest appearance as one half of a gay couple that used to live in the “murder house.”

“Glee” Season 2, Episode 5: “The Rocky Horror Glee Show” The “Glee” tribute to the Halloween Time-Warping classic, “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” takes the cake for the kookiest Halloween special with “The Rocky Horror Glee Show.”

Back in 2010, when “Glee” was at the peak of its success, it surprised viewers with this overtly sexual, off-the-wall adaptation of this cult classic. Featuring covers of some of the musical’s craziest songs, the episode dealt with the idea of censorship in school and the arts. Everyone’s favorite cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch, “Hollywood Game Night”) goes on a rampage against the production, delivering some of the series’ most scathing and amusing diatribes. Whether laughing with it or at it, this episode is sure to entertain and might even teach a dance move or two.

“The Office” Season 2, Episode 5: “Halloween” “The Office” had its share of Halloween episodes over its nine-year run, but the second season episode “Halloween” is by far the best of the bunch. In the episode, Michael Scott (Steve Carell, “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”) is faced with the difficult task of firing one of his Dunder Mifflin employees.

Drama ensues, of course, but the episode really shines thanks to the wonderful costumes—including a two-headed Michael Scott, Dwight (Rainn Wilson, “Peep World”) as a Sith lord and a variety of catlady outfits. This episode is classic “Office” fare, delivering the uncomfortable, awkward laughs audiences first fell in love with all those years ago.

“Supernatural” Season 4, Episode 7: “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester” Halloween seemed to come every week during the early days of “Supernatural,” but it was not until the fourth season that the show finally dedicated a whole episode to the special holiday. In this installment, the Winchester brothers investigate two recent murders in a small town. Shenanigans ensue and soon the boys are grappling with centuries-old witches, demons, ghosts and killer candy. Even a couple angels get involved in the action. It’s an entertaining fright-fest and one of the show’s standout hours.

“Modern Family” Season 2, Episode 6: “Halloween” “Halloween” is the first of many “Modern Family” episodes set on this very special day. The Dunphys are trying to put on the perfect haunted house for trick-ortreaters, Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson, “8”) tries to fit in at work by wearing a Spiderman costume and Jay (Ed O’Neill, “Wreck It Ralph”) and Gloria (Sofía Vergara, “Chef ”) fight over her Colombian accent. Culminating in an uproarious final sequence at the Dunphy’s haunted house, this episode shows off the silly side of Halloween in the finest way.

Between repeat viewings of “Hocus Pocus” or whatever else is on ABC Family, take some time to appreciate TV’s other Halloween treats on Netflix or Amazon.

Ranging from the silly to the frightening, there’s something for everyone when it comes to the finest in Halloween on TV. Tweet @DUClarion or visit our Facebook page to tell us your favorite Halloween episodes.

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Adorkable couple Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer) and Jim Halpert (John Krasinksi) team up for mischief in season two’s “Halloween” episode of hit comedy show “The Office.”

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‘Little Big Town’ big letdown

By Julia Dacy Contributing Writer A hallmark trait of good country songs is the authentic sound- the distinct guitar chords and strong voices that sound the same live as recorded. Unfortunately, these qualities were severely lacking from most tracks on Little Big Town’s latest album, “Pain Killer.”

The group’s sixth album, released Oct. 21, is made up of unoriginal lyrics and at times sounds heavily auto-tuned.

In the music world of today, it is becoming increasingly rare for artists to write their own songs. Knowing this, we give Little Big Town credit for the eight original tracks on “Pain Killer.” However, the majority of these songs didn’t do justice to the group’s vocal talent. As one of the few country quartets, Little Big Town has the unique ability to harmonize. This gift was wasted throughout the album with songs that often showcased one member while the others acted as backup singers. The few bright spots in the otherwise average album were when all four voices came together to perform several beautiful ballads.

The disappointing title track “Pain Killer” is composed of cliché lyrics like “You’re my pain killer/a little dose of you goes a long, long way/you’re my pain killer/ you take me away.” This song is basically just a chorus repeated for three minutes while the verses in between do nothing to support it. The tempo is off, stuck somewhere between a fun singalong song and a “just sway awkwardly in the corner” beat.

The high point of the album comes in the tenth track, a hauntingly beautiful ballad entitled “Live Forever.” This is the first time that the true vocal range of all four artists is apparent. The tempo and message of the song are reminiscent of fellow country group Lady Antebellum’s “Golden.” However, it still maintains originality through striking imagery such as, “you and me/wild as willow in a hurricane/ strong enough to stand in the stormy weather.”

The last track “Silver and Gold” finally strikes a balance between featuring one voice and relying on the talent of the other members to round out the melody.

The strong vocals of Jimi Westbrook are showcased while the harmonies provided by Karen Fairchild, Phillip Sweet and Kimberly Schlapman come through.

Most of the album features rock-style electric guitar, yet the lyrics in “Silver and Gold” are accompanied by acoustic chords. This allows the group to return to their country roots in the final minutes of the album.

After listening to “Live Forever” and “Silver and Gold” it is hard to understand why Little Big Town’s popularity stems from shallow songs about “Day Drinking” and floating on the “Pontoon.” Clearly, their strength lies in more meaningful tunes like these.

Overall, “Pain Killer” is an entirely mediocre album. Attempts to experiment with an electronic sound fall flat, coming across as hollow and tinny. Quality lyrics and strong harmonies are too few and far between. Ultimately, don’t skip out on your Halloween plans to give the unremarkable “Pain Killer” a listen.

J.K. Rowling’s monstruous tales Quidditch, from the history of how brooms Book Bin came to fly in the first place, to how the game Abbie Randall Staff Writer

We all admire J.K. Rowling’s imagination, and we all desire to have even a small moment of her brilliance and craft for storytelling. If you don’t agree, you either haven’t read the Harry Potter series, haven’t seen the Harry Potter movies or you hate the world and anything happy.

But, for those of you who are lovers of all things magical and fantastical, the “Hogwarts Library” book set is a must-read. The set is a compilation of three books: “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them,” “Quidditch Through the Ages” and “The Tales of Beedle the Bard”. They are a blatant testament to Rowling’s boundless imagination and creativity.

“Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” is written by pseudonym Newt Scamander, a researcher and admirer of the mythical and magical beasts in the wizard world. The copy presented to readers is one used by Harry Potter and Ron Weasely in their studies with Hagrid while at Hogwarts, complete with their occasional sarcastic teenage commentary.

The A to Z chronology of these fantastic beasts is clever and highly educational, including official Ministry of Magic Danger Classification ratings. Each beast is described in physicality, in character and personality, in native habitat, and in whether or not they are a danger to wizards and muggles alike. It seems that Plimpies and Puffskeins would make truly wonderful and amusing pets, though we will decidedly avoid Runespoors and Demiguises.

“Quidditch Through the Ages” is written by pseudonym Kennilworthy Whisp.

The foreword by Albus Dumbledore warns against defacing the book, lest you feel the wrath of Hogwarts Librarian Madam Pince.

The chapters inside explain everything you could ever wish to know about the game of

developed, to the official rules and regulations. It is surprising, from a muggle standpoint at least, that there is more to Quidditch and its history than simply beating up other players with speeding bludgers and catching the infamous snitch.

“The Tales of Beedle the Bard” is a compilation of bedtime stories told to wizard children. They are similar in style to the fairy tales told to muggle children, though their content is darker than expected, resembling the original muggle fairytale versions by the Brothers Grimm.

This copy of the tales includes five separate stories. Each is examined and explained in the thoughts of Albus Dumbledore, allowing us a passage into his mind of sage advice and experience. Some muggles might even say they prefer these wizard tales over those of Snow White or Cinderella. Plus, there is a strange satisfaction that comes with reading the actual “Tale of the Three Brothers,” even if you already know it by heart from the Harry Potter series.

The amazing part of this book set is that it demonstrates Rowling’s ever-creative mind; from the names she comes up with (for wizards and beasts alike), to the histories, to the way she incorporates the aspects of the wizard world into that of the muggle world in which we sit. She seamlessly weaves together the two worlds and the creatures that reside in both of them, making us feel as if it is actually possible for there to exist a magical world of which we can only imagine and dream.

This book set is a gift from Rowling to the world in more ways than one. First, it makes us smile and unconsciously extend our imagination. Second, and more importantly, the proceeds from the book sales goes to the UK charity Comic relief to help people living incredibly difficult lives across the UK and the world. Is there a better justification for buying an entertaining book than for charity?

So, don’t hesitate to once again dive into the magical world of Harry Potter, because we definitely don’t regret it, and neither will you.

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‘St. Vincent’ a wonky but loveable pairing Madeline Zann Contributing Writer No one in “St. Vincent” may actually be a saint, but humanity is what allows this movie to shine.

“St. Vincent” quickly introduces us to Bill Murray’s (“Ghostbusters,” “Groundhog Day”) character of Vincent (or Vin or Vinnie); he tells a corny joke, berates the bartender, drunkenly dances to Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit,” cavorts with a Russian prostitute named Daka (Naomi Watts) and has a very dangerous experience with the cabinet doors in his kitchen.

This is all before the audience is introduced to the kid from the movie trailer we all know will show up at some point. However, in doing this, director Theodore Melfi makes sure that the audience has a fondness for the broke and kind of slobby Vinnie.

Recent divorcée Maggie (Melissa McCarthy) and her son Oliver (Jaeden Liberher) are introduced moments later as the new neighbors.

The next day, after a predictably awful first day at a new school, Oliver ends up spending the afternoon with Vin while

locked out of his house. Though why exactly any mother would end up leaving her child with someone she barely knows is never clarified, Vin becomes Oliver’s new babysitter for 12 dollars an hour—11 if Maggie throws in snack money.

Vin and Oliver quickly bond in the way that grouchy old men and precocious kids do in movies, with Vin teaching Oliver how to fight, taking him to Belmont Stakes to teach him how to gamble and to a few other places that kids definitely should not go, like bars.

The plot doesn’t throw many surprises at the audience—though there are a few—nor are there characters that have not been seen before; there’s the stressed-out single mom, the cranky old man, the kid, the Russian prostitute and an Irish priest (Chris O’Dowd), but the actors that make this movie great.

Murray easily steals the show. His irascible old man persona is just charming enough, and, while he might be awful to everyone else, he never goes out of his way to hurt Oliver. Murray’s brand of sarcastic humor is always just enough to keep the audience snickering.

This is Jaeden Liberher’s first feature film, but you would never know it; he and Murray are

great in all their scenes together.

He doesn’t overact, and instead keeps his acting simple. In fact, the movie works because it doesn’t go too over the top with anything: the comedy, the drama or the schmaltz. McCarthy (“Bridesmaids”), whose comedy can tend to be a bit crazy, is toned down in St. Vincent, as she plays one of her more serious roles. Watts (The “Impossible”) is hilarious as the

pregnant Russian prostitute, as is O’Dowd (“Bridesmaids”) in his few moments as Oliver’s teacher.

The plot has its weaker moments, and drags for a bit in the middle, but is strong overall. What really makes the movie good, if not great, is the humanity of all the characters.

Everyone is flawed, but they all have good in them— one of the major themes of the movie.

The film shows that anyone can do good in someone’s life: you don’t have to be a saint. The film itself is probably directed to a demographic that is not college students, but that doesn’t keep it from being charming, funny and uplifting. So go see it. Maybe don’t pay 10.50, but watch it at some point in your life. And when you do, make sure you sit through the credits.

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Vincent (Bill Murray, left) a grumpy war veteran and frequent drunk, becomes the unknowing babysitter of Oliver (Liberher).

SBTRKT ignites the Ogden Pioneer Picks Jake Dahl Contributing Writer

On Monday, Oct. 20, London’s SBTRKT (pronounced “subtract”) led his North American tour into the airy space of the Ogden Theater in downtown Denver. “Wonder Where We Land,” his second studio album, was released in early October, and has dominated the electronic music scene since then.

With that in mind, electroheads and indie-pop fans alike bustled into the Ogden to see the masked man of post-dubstep.

Two artists, DJ Mosis and combination rapper-singer GoldLink opened the concert, both bringing their unique styles to the stage. GoldLink, a rising star from DC, seductively danced around the Ogden while belting out impressive vocals and spitting firey verses.

SBTRKT (a.k.a Aaron Jerome) then took the stage, donned in his usual tribal-esque ceremonial mask and flanked by percussionists slathered with face paint.

He started off with “Paper Cuts,” a track completely void of vocals but filled to the brim with flashy beats to match the strobing lights.

He quickly followed up with fan favorite “NEW DORP. NEW YORK,” a recent collaboration with Vampire Weekend’s Ezra Koenig.

The bubbly tune had the entire crowd grooving, while the song’s fresh music video blared from the theater’s screens. This dance atmosphere hardly skipped a beat as he chugged along, focused as ever.

Next, he played the whirling piece “Pharaohs,” a track from his first and self-titled album. Soon after would come the heavilystirring “Temporary View,” a piece featuring soulful vocals à la Sampha (a familiar face in the SBTRKT soundscape). The climax

of the show began with the mellow and mystical “War Drums” (featuring vocals from LA quartet Warpaint). This song poured across an audience that soaked up every last drop.

As the show drew to a close, SBTRKT dropped the crowdpleasing “Higher” which highlights up-and-comer Raury. Raury’s swift yet mellow verses enchanted the audience while SBTRKT’s bass simultaneously got the entire crowd off their feet.

To close, after a quick teaser, he played “Wildfire,” his most recent claim to fame. Featuring beautiful vocals from Little Dragon (who played The Ogden the following night), the song is an electrical powerhouse of twirling beats and heavily oscillating melodies.

While dancing harder than ever before, the audience screamsang every word back to SBTRKT and his band of drummers, which fired the musicians up even more.

With massive smiles swelling on each of their faces (from what we could see behind Jerome’s mask included), they brought the house down in a wildfire of noise and dance. But all flames eventually must die, and this fire faded into a spectacular blackout.

The crowd itself was relatively

tame and just a single bra was flung onto the stage, which was surprising due to the endless downpour of shouts of admiration.

The spaciousness of The Ogden allowed for the crowd to dance as wildly as they pleased. It was lovely to see the atmosphere adorned with a spectacular light show not blemished by an overly turbulent crowd, which allowed for a spectrum of color to decorate the whole show. The aesthetic was mood-oriented: for the slower, more thoughtful tracks, SBTRKT was backlit in blue. While for intense and dance numbers, red pierced the smoky stage. All the while, a laser effect had the audience’s eyes streaming upward constantly to watch the haze above.

While none of the weighty guests on Wonder Where We Land ever graced the stage, it didn’t really matter as SBTRKT’s prowess behind keyboards, sequencers and laptops shone through. One could find themselves constantly scooping their jaw back onto their faces, watching him dance from instrument to instrument composing every song with a sort of casual grace.

The thing is, with “Wildfire” left ringing in your ears, all you want is more SBTRKT.

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Aaron Jerome, creator and producer behind SBTRKT performed at the Ogden Monday.

Adam Lujan Staff Writer A new spotlight article series on our favorite lesser-known bands.

On Oct. 15, Brooklyn band Teen made their Mile-High debut as the opening act for Norwegian singer-songwriter Sondre Lerche at the Bluebird Theatre. This allfemale alternative rock band lit up the stage with their thunderous yet willowy tracks. Featuring haunting vocals matched with an equally enchanting musicality, Teen offers something new and necessary to the alternative rock scene.

The band began back in 2010 in Brooklyn, New York, when Kristina “Teeny” Lieberson teamed up with her sisters Katherine and Lizzie and friend Jane Herships. Teeny had just left her previous band Here We Go Magic due to creative differences. Looking for new band mates, she knew her sisters would be the perfect fit.

In an interview with The Line of Best Fit in 2012, Teeny describes working with her sisters: “Because we’re sisters and we’re so close, there’s so much trust which is the best space to create in. No one is trying to one up each other. We can really explore because we feel comfortable.”

“In Limbo,” their first album, debuted in 2012. The group found their unique sound—a blend of psychedelic electronica and silky harmonies—with the help of producer Sonic Boom (previously from the band Spacemen 3).

The album received mixed reviews, with UK magazine the Guardian calling it “freak-out music meets folk, without being freak-folk.”

“Better,” the album’s first track, served as an anthem for Teen’s debut. “I’ll do it better/I’ll do it better/than anybody else,” croons Teeny, and what follows is an al-

bum teeming in experimentation, new sounds and rich beats. In waves of the psychedelic, percussion and meandering melodies, “In Limbo” served as the perfect introduction to the eccentric and complex Teen.

Over the next couple of years, the band honed their sound. Original band member Herships left, and bassist Boshra AlSaadi joined the group.

Released earlier this year, their sophomore effort, “The Way and Color,” exemplified the group’s growth into a more mature, lush sound. Beginning with the sumptuously hypnotic “Rose 4 U,” the album is staked in confidence. Each song is a masterful construction—twisting, turning, folding, unfolding. The album pulsates; it gives and it takes.

Another highlight on “The Way and Color” is “Tied Up Tied Down,” a gorgeous concoction of harmony and electronic rhythm.

It’s the perfect example of the oscillating melodies Teen favor so frequently. In contrast, “More Than I Ask For” is almost an R&B throwback, with vocals so smooth it could lull a tiger, a python and a bear into dreamless sleeps.

Other songs show the band’s knack for daring, entrancing musical interludes. “Breath Low & Deep” features a brilliant brass solo amidst an ethereal musical cacophony. Similarly, “Toi Toi Toi” has a synth-fused coda that carries the tune to a magical finish.

Teen possesses the rare gift of creating a sound totally their own—and the way they do it such ease, such grace, their genius goes unrecognized. A band made up of all women is usually considered a novelty, or, at worst, a sexual accessory to a superstar. Teen has the talent to go beyond the novelty, and they’ve proved they are a musical act worth investing in.

Their music is available on iTunes and Amazon. For more music recommendations, check out the Clarion’s Tasty Jams blog.

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Guide to upcoming shows at Denver’s most popular venues and have a drink on the balcony or work your way to the front row to see your favorite act up close.

Jim Flanagin & Jonathan Ackley Clarion Staff Music is an integral part of the culture of Denver. While there are plenty of big name artists who come to Denver—like Pearl Jam playing sold-out shows at the Pepsi Center—there are many smaller, independent musicians as well. Many of these acts play at one of several theaters in town: The Fillmore Auditorium, the Ogden Theatre, the Gothic Theatre and the Bluebird Theatre. There are great concerts scheduled before the year’s end, and a stop by any of them will definitely be an experience to remember.

Method Man/ Redman: Oct. 31: The Wutang Clan members will be showcasing their frighteningly impressive rhymes this Halloween at The Gothic Ab-Soul: Nov. 1 Part of the TBE/ Black Hippy rap collective, Ab-Soul joins the ranks of Schoolboy Q and Kendrick Lamar as the most omniscient West-Coast rappers of today.

Ogden Theatre

935 East Colfax Avenue Denver, CO Originally built in 1919 and re-opened as a concert venue in 1993, the Ogden Theatre hosts what is perhaps the most diverse lineups of any locale in Denver. They cater to almost every musical taste. Famous for hosting many acts early in their career that have gone to make it big (such as Fun., The Naked and Famous and Fitz and the Tantrums) the Ogden Theatre seems to have a knack for picking shows that are sure to be a hit.

Cut Copy: Oct. 29 After a run at Red Rocks this summer, Australian synthpop innovators will be

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MiMOSA - Plastician: Oct. 30 Prepare for an evening of hard-hitting dubstep with MiMOSA and UK garage innovator/radio DJ Plastician.

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Jane’s Addiction - Nothing’s Shocking: Nov. 19 Take a nostalgia trip from the 90’s alternative rock group Jane’s Addiction who will be playing their famous album “Nothing Shocking” - featuring hit-single “Jane Says” in its entirety.

RL Grime Lunice Branchez: Nov. 23 Trap kingpin RL Grime is sure to give a heavy performance with support of one half of the trap duo TNGHT, Lunice. This event will also feature soundcloud all-star NY producer Branchez.

Jeezy: Nov. 25 Jeezy will be bringing back highschool and junior high classics like “soul survivor” in what will undoubtedly be a high-energy evening of top-40 hip hop.

Common Jay Electronica: Nov. 29 This will be a night for real hip hop lovers.

Jay Electronica, most recently heard on Kendrick Lamar’s game changing track “Control,” will be opening for lyrical legend Common.

Flogging Molly: Dec. 9 The Irish punk rockers will be singing “Drunken Lullabies” this December as they lead to next year’s release of a new album after a four-year hiatus.

Eoto: Dec. 13 Members Michael Travis and Jason Hann, previously from The String Cheese Incident, will be performing in their improvised experimental dubstep style. Chock full of heavy bass, masterful drumming and an incredibly entrancing light show, this show will not disappoint.

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The Gothic Theatre, originally a movie theatre built in the 1920s, is one of the most interesting venues in Denver. While only recently being transformed into a concert venue in the late 1990s, one would never know, as the Gothic seems to be perfectly suited to holding concerts.

Although it retains its original Art Deco interior, the inside of the Gothic is painted in surreal colors that create a relaxed vibe for any concert held there. With levels of balconies and a bar on the highest level, the Gothic has a spot for everyone to enjoy a concert, whether you like to relax with your friends

Gaelic Storm: Nov. 6 This truly unique group takes a modern-rock approach to classic Irish music that will be sure to get you moving on the dance floor.

Deltron 3030: Nov. 11 Cerebral rap king Del the Funkee Homosapien teams up with Dan the automator and Kid Koala to match some futuristic beats with lyrics that rival any sci-fi novel.

Run the Jewels Ratking: Nov. 18 Alternative hip-hop fans rejoice. Heavyweight duo EL-P and Killer Mike are fresh off a free release of their cleverly titled second album “2.” They will be accompanied by the young New York rap group Ratking.

Voodoo Glow Skulls/ Mustard Plug Dan Pothast: Dec. 6 Bust out the checkered ties and suspenders for an evening with ska legends Voodoo Glow Skulls and Mustard Plug. Opening up the night is MU330’s front man Dan Pothast, who is sure to get the crowd skanking.

Bluebird Theater 3317 East Colfax Ave. Denver, CO

The Bluebird Theatre, while being the smallest venue on this list, is far from the least interesting. With an occupancy that maxes out at 500 for each show, every concert at the Bluebird is sure to be a more intimate setting where you can talk to almost everyone around you.

If large, 50,000+ person amphitheaters make you cringe, a small, personal show at the Bluebird will be perfect for you. However, the smaller number of people does not make for a less exciting show, as nearly everyone who attends a concert at the Bluebird is excited to see whoever is performing.

Tennis: Nov. 7 Locally-grown but internationally-renowned indie duo Tennis will be performing tracks off their new album “Ritual.”

Horse Feathers: Nov. 8 This indie-folk act from Portland promises a mellow evening filled with classic guitar and string accompaniment.

Vance Joy: Nov. 22 Aussie singer songwriter Vance Joy will perform, riding the wave of his recent North American commercial success from his smash single “Riptide.”

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Sand Creek investigation sign of humility Nikki Frick

Senior Reporter Ari Kelman, author of the awardwinning book “A Misplaced Massacre,” visited campus on Oct. 21 to discuss the implications of the Sand Creek Massacre in addition to the responsibility of John Evans.

John Evans — the namesake of Mount Evans and Evans Ave., and the founder of DU — was territorial governor of Colorado from 1862 to 1865.

On Nov. 29, 1864, Colorado troops massacred a group of Cheyenne and Arapahoe villagers near Sand Creek.

John Evans, during his term as a territorial governor, also contributed to this massacre. As a DU community, we are making progress toward recognizing the significance of this event. Additionally, our recognition of this event in our history contributes to our ability to move forward as an institution of higher-learning.

Although Kelman didn’t reach a conclusive statement about whether

Evans should be held responsible for this event, it is clear that Evans’ actions contributed to the situational environment that allowed the event to occur.

Evans made several decrees that enabled the public and the government to divide tribes into “friendlies” and “hostiles.” It was clear throughout his letters and decisions that he was completely incompetent in tribal affairs, yet he made radical decisions that harmed many of their communities.

As a result of Evans’ controversial actions, DU and Northwestern University (also founded by Evans) have created committees to evaluate his involvement in Colorado Indian Affairs and in the Sand Creek Massacre.

The DU committee, named the John Evans Study Committee, consists of faculty and staff from DU and other institutions, including representatives from Cheyenne and Arapahoe tribes. A report from the committee regarding John Evans’s responsibility in the massacre is expected either Nov. 1 or Nov. 3.

The DU committee is especially significant, as this year is the sesquicentennial of both DU’s founding and the Sand Creek Massacre. An examination of John Evans in relation to Indian affairs is an appropriate reflection for the DU community. Understanding his role in the Sand Creek Massacre and preceding events is more than just placing blame on individuals. Even if John Evans is identified as holding complete responsibility, this does not mean that our university has a negative reputation. In fact, the investigation into our past represents exactly the opposite: we have moved forward from the constructs of our founder to become a forward-thinking institution.

Many other institutions have made steps in investigating the more controversial areas of their histories. Brown University created a similar committeebased report on their connections to slavery. Several universities have also issued reports and resolutions based on their connections to slavery. These reports have not created a negative mindset for the current institutions.

Rather, they show that the institutions have moved forward from their past and recognize (and most likely regret) the significance of historical actions. “[DU] is making a genuinely good-faith effort to acknowledge and reckon with [John Evans’s actions]...

It is remarkable and commendable,” said Kelman, regarding DU’s efforts to reflect and recognize Sand Creek.

This investigative committee represents DU’s ability to recognize historical significance. As a greater community, however, it is more difficult to measure our ability to understand the magnitude of our past. The best action we can take is to reflect on our past, as the committee has begun. We can improve as a community by understanding, whether or not we have a direct connection to the massacre, that it was an event that shaped who we are today. Recognition of our potential negative connections to the past allow us to move forward from those stances. After all, we could not claim to be a forward-thinking institution without being able to challenge our own role in history.

legislation must be fair to all citizens.

Jeffery Rosen, a law professor at the George Washington University, said in the Stanford Law Review that, “[Deletion Regulations] are not limited to personal data that people ‘have given out themselves’; instead, they create a new right to delete personal data, defined broadly as ‘any information relating to a data subject.’”

The right to be forgotten allows for the deletion of not only information posted by the individual, but also of any information relating to that individual.

The right to be forgotten, in the context of a civil right, would give every person biased control over Internet searches.

At their base, civil rights are a tool used by governments to ensure freedom and limit corruption.

If the right to be forgotten becomes an integral part of the governing system in the U.S., countless unintended consequences — such as increased corruption, media bias and the sort — will become reality. The right to knowledge, a basic liberty, would be infringed upon when citizens are given the freedom to determine what information pertinent to them can be removed from accessibility through search engines.

The right to be forgotten, as a civil right, also increases and creates incentive for censorship. Danny O’Brien of the Electronic Frontier Foundation said in May of 2014 that, “Attempting to limit the propagation of information by applying scattergun censorship [like the right to deletion] will simply temporarily distort one part of the collective record in favor of those who can take the time and money to selectively edit away their own online blemishes.”

Allowing individuals substantial control over Internet searches undeniable hinders peoples’ and news agencies’ ability to gather correct and objective information.

In making choices, individual rationality is a prerequisite to sensible choices. With the right to be forgotten comes a limitation of the information about the individual, and hinders enlightened action. The right to be forgotten does not give citizens the power to protect themselves, but puts the burden of censorship on the citizens themselves. As such, rationality and objectivism are hindered and level headed decisions cannot be made.

Finally, as it is, the right to be forgotten is unachievable. In order for civil rights to be meaningful, there must be a level of achievable success, both in increasing the quality of life as well as producing tangible results. It is impossible to regulate the Internet.

James Boyle of the University of Cincinnati Law Review said, “The technology of the medium, the geographical distribution of its users, and the nature of its content all make the Internet specially resistant to state regulation. The state is too big, too slow, and too geographically and technically limited to regulate a global citizen’s fleeting interactions over a mercurial medium.”

If the right to be forgotten was to be adapted as a civil right, the only option of the government would be to complete and comply with every submitted request. It would be difficult to distinguish between relevant and irrelevant information, creating a system of removal that would deem search engines worthless.

If the right to be forgotten was a civil right, there would be no transparency within all spheres of life, corruption and censorship would increase, and a system of unsustainable procedure would be adapted.

As open-minded DU students, we realize the potential behind various facts and know that past mistakes make way for future choices. The only way to ensure rational thought and general internet freedom would be to evaluate each request for accuracy and not attempt to apply a blanket solution to a deeply embedded problem.

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Last week, this column discussed the benefits of making the ‘right to be forgotten’ a civil right. This week, the opposing side of the argument will be presented.

The ‘right to be forgotten’, terminology first used in the EU court in 2010, increased dialogue about privacy concerns in a world of expanded Internet use.

Ultimately, the court decided that while “individuals [do] have the right… to ask search engines to remove links with personal information about them, this [only] applies where the information is inaccurate, inadequate, irrelevant or excessive for the purposes of the data processing.” Because it is impossible to determine when data is no longer relevant or has become excessive, it would be absurd to make the right to be forgotten a civil right.

Not only does the right to be forgotten create inequality, but it also can become a source of unjust government interference. In order for a moral society to exist, any civil rights enacted into The dark now blanketed the sky And gleaming was the moon When fellow pioneer and I Walked out into the gloom

I heard the door behind me lock Then candlelight went dim!

And clicking ticking of a clock Was clanking loud and grim

The mountain mist around us stirred And chilled me to my bone Before I said another word I found myself alone

A woman then appeared, a fright!

With cold and icy breath She grimaced with an ill delight Her eyes reflected death

I called his name into the night And waited for a while When in the distance flickered light From Jack-O-Lantern's smile

Spellbound by the pumpkin's grin I followed it alone Enchanting still it led me in A building made of stone

Finally then I felt at ease My fear came to a stop For I am always more than pleased To see dear Chancellor Chopp

Special thankyou to Joseph E. Debrine for his work on the words.

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tion levels for college students, as indicated in a study by the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health, Social, Prevention and Health Policy Research.

Additionally, 38 percent of fatalities on Halloween night involved a driver with a BAC of .08 or higher, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, compared to an average of 31 percent throughout the rest of the year.

With increased levels of alcohol consumption also come the potential for other risks, including crime and sexual assault.

Halloween can be dangerous and DU should make sure to increase safety measures on and around campus to ensure student safety.

However, grand preventionary actions may not be very effective. Previous attempts to reduce

general alcohol consumption on-campus have had little effect.

At other institutions, preventionary methods have been effective in controlling the potential for riots, however it is unlikely that the same methods would be as effective in dispersed, smaller parties like those at DU. Additionally, attempts to create alternative universitysponsored events may actually result in a larger gathering of students and diversion of police efforts — making it easier for students to create issues outside of the event or even cause larger issues in controlling the event itself. There is no doubt that attempts to eradicate partying would be ineffective.

Considering our environment, there are few concerns about the DU population compared to other college campuses.

University of California - Santa Barbara, for instance, holds a popular street party every year, attracting some 30,000 students.

The dangers of underage drinking and riots related to this party have resulted in approximately $300,000 of taxpayer money invested to place law enforcement in the area during the event.

DU does not have any parties that come close in comparison to such an event. As a result, local law enforcement and DU administration need not put great efforts or funds into preventing partying, as there is not nearly enough danger to require such focus, nor any reasons to believe that those measures would be effective on the smallparty culture.

That being said, proactive actions are always much more successful than reactions to

dangers. DU students need to be aware of the potential risks and dangers associated with the holiday. They also need to keep in mind their limits.

As the UC-Santa Barbara police campaign advises, it’s not worth it when it comes to illegal and dangerous activities. Nobody wants to be the joke of the police department as the Disney princess who vomited all over her holding cell.

DCS and DU administration can also do their part by imparting this wisdom to students as best they can, but students also need to ensure that they are responsible for their own actions.

Halloween is indeed a fun night for many, but keep in mind that it is just one night.

What you do over Halloween can make for a fun night or many nights of regret.

realize that these issues affect us more than we thought, but that who we choose to handle those issues carries a significant amount of weight for our future and the nation’s.

Too many representatives have been pulled to their party extremes, either far left or far right. This prevents discussion, and without discussion there is little to no productivity.

Because of this, Americans have lost faith in elected officials and their ability to get things done. Too often do we see a stagnant Washington on the news. We see a whole lot of talk and not much else.

According to Gallup polls this month, only 14 percent of Americans approve of Congress (making President Obama’s 41 percent approval rating look above average). This is slightly higher than their his-

toric low of 9 percent just last year. That’s right, our Congress had its lowest approval rating in history just last year.

Mark Twain once said, “Suppose you were an idiot.

And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.” Congress has been criticized for quite sometime, but right now it certainly deserves being called out by the American people.

Americans look at Washington D.C. and they are disappointed. They are embarrassed.

They see a group of men and women who act more like children than the leaders they were elected to be. We are tired of government shutdowns.

We are tired of the low productivity on Capitol Hill.

And we are tired of our country treading water instead of swimming to shore.

What happened to good politicians? Our elected officials are supposed to be better than this. They are supposed to be public servants who work for the better of the people, not themselves.

Today there is a lack of leadership in Washington.

Our politicians have turned to public criticism of their opponents rather than working to get things done behind closed doors.

Our nation faces serious challenges, and we can’t afford to have politicians who are out of touch with reality. Therefore, we the people can’t afford not to vote.

The midterm election is one week away and Colorado residents, students included, have an opportunity to express their frustration. It is our responsibility to hold our

elected officials accountable.

This requires voters to spend time getting to know each candidate, as well as understanding the national implications of the Colorado senate race between Senator Mark Udall (Democrat) and Representative Cory Gardner (Republican).

We are not powerless. In fact, we are one of the most powerful generations in history. We are young and at the age to start taking hold of the future. Our energy, openmindedness and better education is unmatched by any other generation and is already shaping society today.

I urge you to become better informed and to vote on Nov. 4 for the candidate you believe can prove Mark Twain wrong.

And I challenge you to be an active participant in shaping America’s future.

Senior Reporter Halloween is one of the few holidays celebrated for the sake of having fun. As college students, fun is definitely something we can pull off. Even the act of wearing a costume gives us an excuse to let loose from our everyday selves.

As with any group of young adults, we can also let ourselves go a bit too far in having fun.

Although there are inherent dangers to large groups of college students partying at once, DU should not make an immense effort to prevent the inevitable parties. Rather, students should take the responsibility of their own actions throughout the night.

Every year, party dangers increase on Halloween. The holiday is one of the days with the highest alcohol consump-

What happened to good politicians?

Mike Ioffredo

Contributing Writer Will a new generation of politicians please stand up?

Today, America faces challenges in immigration, growing Islamic radicalism, a budget deficit, social security, and a sluggish economy. These issues, as daunting as they may seem, have solutions.

But those solutions can only be met if there is bipartisanship and compromise between both parties. Instead, Washington has been characterized by polarization and political gridlock.

As “busy” as college students are, we owe it to ourselves to take more time assessing the political landscape and those who represent us on a national level. Soon we will not only

Pioneer Voices:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR HALLOWEEN? ALYSSA PAGE Freshman Idaho “Cheering on our hockey team during the game on Friday.”

ART KOCHEMASOV 1st Year Law Student Russia “Going to hang out downtown with friends.”

ALEX HOFFNER Junior Colorado “Dressing up, going out, and hanging out with friends”

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Pioneer freshman midfielder Makenize Bothner looks down the field to make a pass towards a teammate at CIBER Field.

Jillian Queri Sports Editor With one game remaining before the Summit League Tournament begins, the DU women’s soccer team is preparing to finish 2014 on a high note.

Last year, Denver made an appearance in the NCAA tournament and also went 7-0 in conference play. With a 5-2-0 conference record this season, the young Denver squad might not have as strong of a record this year, but they do have the talent to push them far into Summit League Tournament play and potentially into the NCAA tournament as well.

After defeating Indiana University Purdue University Fort Wayne (IPFW) 3-0 on Oct. 26 at CIBER Field, Denver was able to move up the ranks and into the top of the Summit League.

This win guarantees the Pioneers no worse than a number three seed entering the Summit League Tournament, which begins Nov. 6.

Against IPFW, all three points were scored by different Pioneers. Junior Taylor Ivins netted the first point, followed by freshman Jocelyn Loomis and redshirt-sophomore Francesca Garzelloni.

Freshman midfielder Makenzie Bothner assisted two of the three goals.

“We have been working hard each day at practice and training at max effort so that what we do in training will carry over to the game,” said Bothner.

“We are working on finishing the attack and executing in the final third as well as keeping our defense sharp and focused.”

Denver will travel to South Dakota State University on Oct. 31 for their final regular season game.

The results of this match will determine the Pioneer’s official standing in the Summit League Tournament and Denver is hoping to add one last victory to their season record.

“We hope to win the conference championship and get an automatic bid into the NCAA tournament this season,” Bothner said.

Denver added nine freshman to its

team this year and will only be graduating seven seniors this spring.

“Our season has been a little bumpy.

The team that was brought together this year is different than the teams in the past years because we lost a lot of big players last year, which has lead to a lot of young players stepping up this year,” said freshman forward Jessica Dancy.

“We struggled a lot in the beginning of the season, but we have been getting better every game. The first game of the season, Makenzie [Bothner] and I were

subbed into the game at the same time.

Standing on there the sideline, I had never been so nervous.”

All Summit League Tournament games will take place at Denver’s own CIBER Field Nov. 6 to Nov. 8. The results of this tournament will determine the Pioneer’s chance of getting a bid into the NCAA tournament, which is scheduled to begin on Nov. 14.

“Our goal is to win our last season game and end season play on a good note,” Dancy said.

DU’s women’s volleyball team hosted South Dakota State University last Friday, Oct. 24 in Hamilton Gymnasium.

This match was the annual “Dig Pink” match, during which Denver fans and players wore pink in support of breast cancer research and awareness. Donations were also made by the team and community toward the cause.

The Pioneers won the game in three straight sets, improving their record to 19-4 overall and 8-1 in Summit League conference play.

Experimenting with some new lineups, the team took time to adjust and figure out new chemistry. But, once the first set had come and gone, the team looked stable once again and defeated South Dakota State rather handily, winning 3-1.

During the next game, DU downed their opponents by a score of 25-11, before finally crushing the the Jackrabbits in the third set with a 25-15 effort.

In the final game, DU jumped out to a 16-6 lead and didn’t look back en-route to their win.

Sophomore Nola Basey led the team with a solid 15 kills that helped spur the win. Senior Bailey Karst chipped in an impressive 35 assists, while fellow senior Erica Denny paced the team with five blocks. Another senior, Kate Acker, led the team with 14 digs and contributed two aces to help the team attain victory.

It was a complete team effort and showed why the Pioneers are having such a successful season so far.

Denver will travel to Omaha to face Nebraska-Omaha on Halloween, Oct. 31 at 6 p.m.

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Q: Where are you from?

A: El Paso, Texas, but I lived in Mexico too. I was back and forth between the two places. During the week, I would go to school in El Paso and on the weekends I would go to Mexico with my family.

Q: When and how did you get started in volleyball?

A: My dad played for the Mexican national team so [he] and I trained together and eventually I joined the school team when I was 10 years old. I played club as well.

Q: How did you choose DU? A: DU scouted me, so I came to visit.

I liked the campus and that it’s a small university. And the business school is excellent, so it was a great fit for me and what I want to do.

Q: How has the current season been going so far?

A: Since we started the season, we’ve been doing really well as a team. I’ve been working really hard to become a more efficient player and it’s been proven in the last couple of games. As a team, we are doing really well. All the preseason tournaments really helped to prepare us

for the season.

Q: What personal goals have you set for yourself?

A: As an outside hitter, I need to be really efficient and that’s my main focus. Also, not erring as much, just focusing on the fundamentals and working hard when I’m tired.

Q: As a student-athlete, is it difficult to find a balance?

A: It is pretty difficult. We have practice and right after we just go straight to homework. We don’t really have time to do social things and every day is a busy day. It’s just non-stop.

Q: Are you involved in other things at DU? A: I’m involved with the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, or AIA, which means Athletes in Action. We meet every Wednesday and we talk about balancing athletics and academics, our relationship with God, and how we can seek God for help. We pray for each other and our personal problems, too.

Q: Now for a fun question: What’s your favorite movie?

A: I love romcoms! So probably “What Happens in Vegas.” I love watching that movie; it’s so funny. And I like “27 Dresses” too!