April 2, 2019

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April 2, 2019

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An otter swam up the Stroubles Creek into the Duck Pond at Virginia Tech and quickly gained community-wide attention.

What if our furry friend decided to go the otter way? Our writer predicts what would happen if our new pal left the pond.

Otter spotted: New water Otterly chaotic: We owe animal joins Hokie family our everything to the otter TAHREEM ALAM

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A new animal has joined the Virginia Tech community. About one month ago, an otter naturally swam upstream into the Virginia Tech Duck Pond and has remained there since. Otters are indigenous to the Stroubles Creek water systems said Mark Owczarski, assistant vice president for university relations at Virginia Tech. “In essence, it’s the same as the ducks, and the birds and everybody else who calls the duck pond it’s home,” Owczarski said. Virginia Tech doesn’t have any plans to get involved with the otter. “T he un iversit y is allowing the natural habitat to do what it normally does,” Owczarski said. “The otter is there and if the otter decides to go, it will go on its own accord ... this is nature in action is the easiest way to describe it.” When the news of the otter appeared on the Virginia Tech Instagram account, more than 8,900 likes appeared in less than 24 hours according to The Roanoke Times, making it one of the most popular posts

in the five-year history of the account. Someone even created a Twitter for the otter this past week. Fairen Horner, Virginia Tech social media manager, said to The Roanoke Times that Virginia Tech’s licensing department began a flash order of shirts with the phrase “Otter Sandman” on it due to a comment on the Instagram post. Owczarski said these shirts are not Virginia Tech property per se, but someone is working with the university to make t-shirts about something that has made lots of people happy, which is the otter. “People just kind of saw it and reacted to it very positively,” Owczarski said. “Very similar to things like ‘horse on a treadmill’ –– people just found a lot of joy in knowing that an otter is kind of hanging out at the Duck Pond for a while, and there was somebody who wanted to make t-shirts about it.” However, while lots of people are heading over to the Duck Pond to spot the otter, the university has some advice for when people see it. Jim Parkhurst, professor in the Department of Fish

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and Wildlife Conservation at Virginia Tech, told The Roanoke Times that feeding the animal regularly will cause it to develop a poor diet, and people should take caution because the otter is a wild animal with unpredictable behavior. Moreover, Parkhurst, whose research, teaching and extension activities revolve around studying the relationships and interactions between wildlife and humans, said the otter will most likely not come too close to people. People should avoid getting too close to it as well, for their own and the otter’s safety. Finally, Owczarski said that the advice the university would give is to truly respect nature and give nature its space. “Anytime that people come in contact with nature, we need to be mindful of their needs,” Owczarski said. “So we just encourage people to allow the otter to live as the otter lives, and respect that space with a wild animal.”

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EMILY CARTER

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If you haven’t heard about Virginia Tech’s newest furry friend, you must be living under a rock, or more specifically, Hokie Stone. An otter was spotted at the Duck Pond this week, and people have been losing their minds. Many people believed that the otter –– who is yet to be named –– would be the Hokies’ good luck charm for beating Duke. Since the otter hasn’t been spotted in a few days and we lost to Duke, it is only assumed the otter’s absence caused us to lose. It really hurts that our furry friend is a fair-weathered fan. If the otter doesn’t come back soon with all of our good juju, here are a few things that would be less than ideal to take place at Virginia Tech West End gets renovated What’s worse than having one dining hall get renovated? Two dining halls getting renovated. Turner be packed. If you think trying to move past people in the academic-side dining hall was hard now, you ain’t seen nothing yet. The Bruegger’s line would be backed up to the Qdoba line, and the Origami line would go down the stairs. And don’t even

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think about being able to find a seat in the remaining dining halls. All the seating in Hokie Grill, D2 and even DX would be occupied. This otter needs to be spotted soon because no one needs to wait 45 minutes in line for an everything bagel with cream cheese. The Perry Street parking garage burns down Two crowded dining halls? What’s next, less parking? Yes, actually. Virginia Tech is going to have 1,300 fewer parking spaces if the Perry Street parking garage burns down in the middle of the night. Because the garage burned down, more students are probably going to take the bus to campus and that’s going to lead to overcrowding on buses, and bus drivers are going to have to skip stops because the buses are going to fill up faster. Otter, please show yourself. We can’t have the buses getting crowded. Virginia Tech, more like “VA Tech” Every Hokie gets irritated when a lame sports announcer calls us “VA Tech.” No one is going to refer to us as “Virginia Tech,” “VT” or even “Tech” anymore now that the otter hasn’t been spotted. Tech’s marketing team is going to have to work overtime to prevent us Hokies

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from going by “VA Tech.” People are going to have to work late, it’s going to put a strain on people’s relationships and people are going to get divorced. If this otter really cared about people’s marriages, he would show himself. Te c h loses the Commonwealth Cup This would be the worst thing that could happen to Virginia Tech, since the otter hasn’t been spotted. Hopefully the otter is spotted before November, but if not, a giant dark cloud of doom would be placed over Tech’s campus. Nothing would be worse than losing our 15-year winning streak and our Wahoo friends and family members never shutting up about it for the next few awful Thanksgivings, Christmases and birthday parties. So Mr. or Ms. Otter, if you’re reading this, please show yourself, because we can’t have these horrible things happen to our school. Just occasionally pop out the water for someone with a camera to reassure us nervous Hokies that everything is going to be okay.

@EmilyNic_12

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