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e asked and you answered. So first of all, thank you. Because you ventured outside the four walls of your dorm and drove to House of Pies at 3 a.m., we know how much you love their Bayou Goo. If you hadn’t gone out with your friends to the club on a Saturday night, or spent a quiet morning studying at The Nook, we wouldn’t know what you preferred. So at Cooglife, we’d like to thank you for taking time to give Houston’s best a chance at becoming UH’s favorites. This issue is centered around what students (that’s you) chose as their preferred everything. From local brews to hip slang words, your choices are all found within these pages. But don’t let your horizons to stop here: you’ve got a lot of exploring to do, kids. For all seventy-something categories we listed here in Coogs Choose, there are a thousand more waiting to be discovered. Best coffee shop? There are more
cafes and espresso bars in Houston than you can count, and yes, that’s a challenge. So when you read about The Nook or Tout Suite in this issue, don’t buy a latte and settle down. Take an afternoon and try to find Houston’s best cup of coffee. If you’re a beer connoisseur, check out the community favorites, but unearth your own secret beer garden. If you don’t enjoy the audiovisual aesthetic at House of Blues, get out there and find a music hall you do love. And the next time we ask you to vote on the best burger, I’ll be expecting something different than Whataburger — even though their honey butter chicken biscuits can never get enough credit, in my book. These pages are meant to serve as a guideline for what Houston’s hot-spots have to offer, but guidelines are flexible, am I right? OK, maybe not all the time, but this issue of Cooglife is a culture map designed to give you a starting point. Test the validity of the students’ choices and perhaps discover something new along the way. You decided who made it in this
issue, so check out your favorites but break the mold and find something you like even better. You might be surprised, and you definitely won’t regret it. Again, thank you for voting in Coogs Choose. Now, tuck this magazine under your arm and get out there. There are endless favorites to be found.
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The Lofts are definitely ideal when picking a place to live on campus. Enrolled students who have a junior standing or higher or are age 21 or older are eligible to stay in Calhoun Lofts. The rooms have 10- foot ceilings and have an incredibly modern look to them, with exposed concrete ceilings and floors. It’s in an ideal location next door to Bauer and across from Pinks, Jimmy Johns, Café 101, The Nook and Calhoun Rooftop. Some of the amenities provided when you live here include study lounges, a theater room, a fitness center, free laundry facilities, a private courtyard, Wi-Fi, pool tables, a computer lab and two — two! — roof terraces. —IB
BEST ON-CAMPUS HANGOUT You can spend hours at the Student Center and still have things you can do. The food and beverage options are endless with the convenience store, Chick-fil-A, Freshii, Panda Express, Shasta’s Ice Cream and Starbucks. After you grab your caramel latte from Starbucks, you can turn right and head into the games room for a round of bowling. Not only that, the games room has billiards, ping pong and arcade games. If that isn’t enough to do, then you can head to the bookstore, Cougar Byte and even check out a study room with a group of at least three friends.—BB
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Best Student Organization and Best Student Leader ROSE SINGH Cooglife Writer
To some, feminist is an obsolete title like suffragette or abolitionist, but Celestina Billington, the president of UH’s Student Feminist Organization, wants you to think differently. Students voted SFO as the Best Student Organization this year, the org prides itself on inclusivity and tolerance. Since its founding in 2009, it has expanded to reach out to students who may not know what feminism entails or what a feminist
looks like. “I was having a hard time making friends as a freshman commuter student, so I wanted to join something social,” Billington, who was voted Best Student Leader, said. “Feminism has always been a topic of interest to me, so when I found out about the meetings, I was excited to go.” Billington rose through the ranks quickly, becoming a junior officer soon after joining. “As president, my focus has been to broaden our outreach by hosting large-scale events on and off campus,” Billington said. “I want everyone to know about us and feel welcome to join.” She also wants students to know that anyone can be a feminist. “The focus of SFO is to provide a safe space wherein students can dis-
cuss political issues and learn about intersectionality,” Billington said. “We welcome people of all genders, nationalities, race, sexual expression and religion. It has always been important to us that our club be open to everyone, and the diversity of our members reflects that.” SFO holds meetings Tuesdays at 5:45 p.m. in the Women and Gender Resource Center on different topics relating to feminism, such as comprehensive sex education, voter education and women in the art world. SFO also hosted guest speakers from Texas Freedom Network, Planned Parenthood and the Women’s Gender and Sexuality Studies program. They fundraise for the Lilith Fund, a Texas organization that assists Texans in exercising fundamental right to abortion by removing
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barriers to access. This year, SFO will be hosting its largest event yet: the Sexuality Soiree. “The purpose of this event is to tackle the stigma around unconventional bodies, women’s right to choose, and LGBTQIA by celebrating everyone’s uniqueness and beauty.” Billington said feminism should involve everyone acknowledging their experiences and worldviews, while also remembering that not all experiences are shared. “It means respecting and advocating for human rights to safety, education, healthcare and basic living necessities,” Billington said. “(Feminism is) acknowledging the histories of women worldwide and demanding that we keep moving forward in the fight for equality everywhere.”
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BEST FRATERNITY
BEST COUGAR FAN Home games are the best! Students decked out head to toe in red, whether with body paint or a squirrel costume. Everyone’s rocking that red and white but, according to our Coogs Choose poll, the cape took the cake. Sports Administration senior Tyler Rouleau, known by some as Cape Guy and this year’s Coogs Choose Best Cougar Fan, has donned the mask and cape since freshman year. “After a couple times of going to Six Flags I picked up different capes and decorated them saying go Coogs,” Rouleau said. “It’s like having an alter ego, and being in the mask lets me get crazy and rowdy for the games!” Rouleau attributes his success to his dedication. “I think the people chose me because they see my dedication, energy, and spirit I bring,” Rouleau said. You go, Justin. #CAPEGUY2020.—GF
BEST STUDENT ATHLETE
Pi Kappa Phi’s Beta Nu Chapter was voted Best Fraternity — and not without good reason. Beta Nu believes in the academic success of its brothers and the celebration of that success. This chapter of Pi Kappa Phi is strict in its commitment to educating gentlemen. Along with encouraging academic progress, they want to become one of the most philanthropic brotherhoods on campus and in the nation. Through their outreach program, Push America, these men are committed to the excellence of the University.—IB
The football program is phenomenal. So if the program itself is phenomenal, then its quarterback Greg Ward Jr. is nothing short of stellar. We love Ward Jr., so when we found out that he was selected as Best Student Athlete, it made a lot of sense. Last season, he was the 2015 Peach Bowl Offensive MVP and was on the short list of student athletes selected as candidates for the Heisman Trophy. –IB
BEST ACADEMIC ADVISOR: COLLEEN DAVIES
As students, we know the struggle for finding our true calling, our major and even our next class. As academic advisor for the Bauer College of Business, Colleen Davies skillfully guides students through their university career, and helps them obtain an actual career once they finish. Davies said her favorite part about working with students is cheering them on and seeing them succeed.—KJ
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BEST UH STAFF MEMBER (NON-FACULTY)
BEST UH STAFF MEMBER (NON-FACULTY) Jackie Stelmaszczyk, a Residence Life Coordinator for Bayou Oaks and an advisor for Residential Halls Association supervises her Resident Advisors, helps plan events, builds relationships with residents and co-workers and supervises the many activities that RHA does. What Stelmaszczyk loves the most about UH is the diversity. “Everyone is so different, comes from a different background and is looking for a different experience.” -DS
Simon Bott has been enriching students’ academic experience at UH tsince 1997. He teaches first-year chemistry courses and a senior-level research method class for teachHouston. Bott is also the co-director for teachHouston and the director of Undergraduate Affairs and Advising in Chemistry. Throughout his many involvements, he has grown a passion for UH and its students. “I love the students, who are generally hard-working and don’t have that high level of entitlement that you see at some other schools.” Bott said. Bott said he felt honored to win. “I have been fortunate to serve on the committee that works on the teaching awards for the last four years, so I know that there are a lot of amazing teachers on campus,” Bott said. “To be considered with them is a wonderful compliment.” -BB
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BEST RESIDENT ADVISOR Jeremy Chance is a fitness graduate assistant with the Department of Campus Recreation. After Chance earned two degrees from Purdue University, he fulfilled a lifelong dream by leaving the crossroads of America to come to Texas and enroll at UH in the master’s program for sports and fitness administration, which he will complete in May. “It’s always nice to be appreciated, though it’s not why I’m in the field,” Chance said. “It’s great to know that I’m making such an impact to earn nominations for this award.”
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BEST RESIDENT ADVISOR Aya Elsaadi, a biology junior, performs her responsibilities as a RA so well that her fellow students voted her the Best RA. She lives and works at Bayou Oaks, assisting the Greek life and residential life. Building a friendly community for fellow students has become a passion for her, Elsaadi said. Along with other RAs, she passionately forms a community for students staying on-campus. RAs have a big job — they provide educational programs and activity programs every week to make each student’s campus life worthwhile and fun. Elsaadi says that being an RA is not just a duty; it has helped her develop and grow in an enjoyable way. –MDV
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What is Feminism to You? EMILY BURLESON Cooglife Writer
KALEB CLARK COMPUTER ENGINEERING FRESHMAN “I know you don’t have to be a woman to be a feminist, but I feel like it means lot more if you’re a woman and you’re a femi-
nist than being a man and being a feminist.”
ELIZABETH RODRIGUEZ PSYCHOLOGY SOPHOMORE “It could be anyone. It could be someone really tall or really short, someone who’s more big or more skinny....it can be anyone.
It could be a guy. Guys believe in equal rights as well. Most people would think of women... (but) it’s about being equal. Equal education, equal salary, and all that stuff.”
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COLE MUJADZIC COMPUTER SCIENCE SOPHOMORE “I think it’s misunderstood. I think a lot of people — a lot of men — get offended when people bring up feminism because they don’t understand it. When people have to confront in justice, it’s natural they’ll feel offended or confronted. But it’s a necessary solution to a problem that’s been going on for a long time.”
GLORIA DEGRACIA ACCOUNTING JUNIOR “I would get really annoyed when men would give me a soft handshake, but then they would give the man next to me a strong, firm handshake. I don’t think saying you’re feminist means you’re anti-men. It just means as a woman you want to be treated equally. You don’t want to be judged for something that a man isn’t judged for.”
SIJI AKINDE INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING JUNIOR “I’m African, and it’s different over there. But you know, I think women need to an equal position compared to men. I think the world’s changing. It’s much better now, compared to what it used to be.”
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Sometimes it’s hard to choose, Coogs BEST GAY BARS
BEST BAR
With just one step, Sage County customers are transported from Houston’s Midtown neighborhood to a roadside dive bar. Sage County’s décor gives the place an old, rustic feel with a lounge-like atmosphere. It has everything one would expect from a good dive — signature cocktails and great bar eats like burgers and fries. Sage County specializes in fun — offering customers daily drink specials (happy hour is all day on Mondays), an outdoor patio, Moonshine shooters served in branded red Solo cups and plenty of space to dance. Sage County even has classic arcade games like Big Buck Hunter and Pop-a-Shot alongside ping-pong tables. –BH 2416 Brazos 77006
The “F” must stand for fabulous because that’s exactly what this place is. Situated near downtown Houston, F Bar offers patrons strong cocktails in an upscale atmosphere six nights a week. The club’s interior features several plasma television screens, lounge seating overlooking the dance floor, an outdoor patio with a full bar and chandeliers that add to a luxe ambiance. F Bar also hosts a couple of weekly drag shows with a regular cast. The sophisticated environment, friendly bartenders and customers who have embraced the call to “come get gorgeous” have led to the venue quickly becoming one of Houston’s hottest clubs. –BH 202 Tuam St. 77006 South Beach brings Miami’s tropical vibes right into Houston’s robust nightlife scene. The after-hours club is outfitted with a spacious dance floor, colorful laser lights and liquid ice jets to cool off patrons while they dance the night away. South Beach is open three nights a week — Thursday, Friday and Saturday — and often hosts drag shows from popular performers like RuPaul’s Drag Race winners Raja and Bianca Del Rio. “South Beach is my favorite club in Houston,” digital media junior Britney Buford said. “I can always count on a fun night every time I go there. For me, a night out isn’t complete without a trip to South Beach. –BH 801 Pacific St. 77006
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BEST SALONS The Montrose area has a new, hip and trendy hair salon — the cleverly named SalonTrose. Set up in a converted house on Roseland Street, SalonTrose is a full service salon. The shop is a bit pricey — a cut and blowout will set customers back about $100 — but your updo is worth it, girl (or boy). SalonTrose’s team knows what they’re doing and with several stylists and color specialists on staff, there’s no shortage of experts around to help turn customer’s hair dreams into a reality. So, treat yourself to a new ’do — your hair will thank you.—BH 3820 Roseland St. 77006 Visible Changes is a Texas institution. The hair salon chain was launched by Maryanne McCormack back in 1977. Today, Visible Changes has 17 salons in major malls across the state and 12 of those rest in the greater Houston area. A visit to Visible Changes isn’t like a visit to any other hair salon. These neighborhood shops offer high quality services from extensively trained professionals at an affordable price. Catering to both men and women, the stylists at Visible Changes can do anything from a cut and color to de-frizzing keratin treatments and perms. —BH Various locations around Houston
BEST COUNTRY BAR What’s not to love about Wild West? It has all the standard trappings of a country bar — solid oak dance floor, Tex-Mex food and a casual atmosphere. There’s plenty of space to two-step and line dance with friends. And if you scuff your cowboy boots, don’t worry — there’s a shoe shiner on hand to quickly buff out any scrapes and get you back to the fun. “Some of the best times I’ve ever had have been at Wild West,” said Shahea Walker, an English junior. “It doesn’t matter if you can’t line dance. Just go and have a good time.” Customers also love Wild West’s versatility. The club doesn’t just play country music; they mix in pop and even hip-hop so that everyone can have a good time. —BH 6101 Richmond Ave. 77057
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The UH Bookstore has more than just books. It has shirts, pants, pajamas, workout clothes, license plates, accessories and other things that are branded to let everyone know of your Cougar pride. The bookstore’s clearance rack is a fan favorite, because of its unique finds. “A lot of stuff on the clearance rack are the last of its kind,” kinesiology senior Brianca Stout said. “That is why I like buying my things from there so when I go to the next football game I don’t have the same shirt as everyone else.” –BB
College students sometimes find occasions to become ballers on a budget. Buffalo Exchange has one location in Houston. Buffalo Exchange is great for your pocket and your closet because you can also get sell clothes you don’t wear. If you’re interested in becoming a thrifter, Buffalo Exchange is a great place to start. Designer clothes at reasonable prices? Imagine what your wardrobe will look like. 1618 Westheimer Road –MV
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Although it may go down in the DMs, Snapchat has been chosen as the best app among UH students. When the app was released, it redefined social media because of its revolutionary features. “I like Snapchat because it’s more private,” health promotions senior Melvin Suell said. “But when someone screenshots my story all privacy just goes out of the window, so you have to be extra careful.” Besides the occasional privacy mishaps, Snapchat is a trusted social media source for young people and now it has become the third most used app among millennials. –BB
BEST BIKE SHOP Open since 1968, Daniel Boone Cycles self-proclaims as “the cyclist dream shop.” It has equipment and knowledge for beginners and experts alike. Don’t be shocked if you have a bit of a hard time driving to find them; the shop is low key, but just keep an eye out for all the weird cycling memorabilia out front.—GF
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BEST PLACE TO KEEP FIT
BEST OFF CAMPUS APARTMENTS
It’s hard to balance school and a healthy lifestyle, but the Rec makes it so easy to want to workout. An indoor track, free workout classes, a 53-foot rock-climbing wall, a leisure pool that has a hot tub with a capacity for 20 and a dry sauna? That’s a steal. The Rec, open until 11:30 p.m. on weekdays, is just a swipe of your Cougar Card away. –IB 4500 University Drive 77004
You may know the Vue as that modern-looking apartment building with a curvy wood front. Regardless, the prices are surprisingly good for something this hip so close to the University without renting in East Downtown. Students interested in leasing have the option of either living with roommates or by themselves with studio and standard layouts available.—GF
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Worried about getting pneumonia from a vape pen? No worries — it’s time to get back to the basics of smoking, anyway. That’s what That Cigar Place does, with mounds of cigars linings the walls. It’s a tobacco hoarder’s dream. And what looks cooler than a fat blonde cigar you’ll probably never finish (seriously, these guys take forever)? Just make sure to exercise caution and, hopefully, moderation, whenever you smoke. –TS 7951 Katy Frwy, 77024
BEST SMOKE SHOP BC Smoke Shop is a great place for all your smoking essentials, and a must-see if you’re looking for a nice new pipe. They stock high-quality glass pieces instead of the cheesy items that other stores often sell. The staff is accommodating and knows everything about the quality of its merchandise. They are great at helping you pick out what you need. Plus, they often hand out free lighters. –IB 7909 Westheimer Road 77063
BEST TATTOO SHOP This tattoo parlor has long been a Houston favorite. With talented artists, patrons are destined to love its tattoos and piercings. 713 Tattoo has been kind to its customers and its customers have been kind to 713 Tattoo. It offers fair pricing for original work in a safe, clean and creative environment. Students love it for its diverse portfolio and great customer service. If you want a tattoo or piercing, 713 seems to have zero unsatisfied customers. –MV 1533 Westheimer Rd.
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BEST SEX /ADULT GIFT SHOP Adam and Eve takes all of the taboo out of visiting a sex shop. Customers rave about the store’s comfortable environment as well as its helpful and friendly staff. Adam and Eve offers a varied product line, selling everything: lingerie, toys, adult movies. “It’s definitely the best sex shop I’ve been to in Houston,” said Vanessa Onyekwere, a broadcast journalism junior. “Everything is clean and organized. They have a lot of different products to choose from and I can’t wait to go back.” -BH
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What are Kids Saying these Days? GREG FAILS Cooglife Writer
Ever since the dawn of language, humanity has displayed a strong tendency to colloquially diverge from its formal lexicons. Whether it be the Romans’ “MA vàttel’a ppijà ‘n der culo!” (a long winded way of telling someone to shove it where the sun don’t shine) or Houston’s very own “clutch,” every culture around the world has its own slang vernacular. In this age of Twitter, though, some terms seem to make it everywhere. We went across campus to poll students on what slang they use the most.
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“The ambitious plight of the emaciated youth. Either their squad or their car can always be better.” Maric Gillespie Digital Media Freshman
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“To be aware of the current state of your culture/nation/surroundings.” Ryan Napitupulu Architecture Sophomore
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“A variant of bro depending on dialect.” Olivia Lee Economics Sophomore
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BEST DRIVING RANGE: TOP GOLF Top Golf is the best golfing range in the world. Truly, this sky-high, uber-competitive, gaming golf range is world-class. Imagine, getting boxseats to an Astro’s game, and then James Harden comes up to you and asks if you want to hang out and play Top Golf. That is what every game of Top Golf feels like. Students love this golf range because it gives them the opportunity to blow off some steam with their friends and start the week with a bit of competitive edge. There are three locations in and around the Houston area, so if you want to feel like the millennial you are, then it’s time to go golfing on a roof top. —MV 1030 Memorial Brook Boulevard 77084 STAFF PICK
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Perched high above Houston’s Little White Oak Bayou off I-45, Raven Tower is more than just a live music venue. Built in the 1970s as a metal fabrication shop with an impressive “bachelor pad” on top, it has now been transformed into a favorite local hangout. And it’s more than just a hip music hot spot. Besides the intriguing architecture of the venue, the atmosphere includes a full bar with 24 brews, a 3,000-square-foot patio and a warehouse-like interior. Formed by Pegstar, the same company who backed Fitzgerald’s, the Raven Tower is described by co-managing partner Johnny So as a “a bar with a pretty kick-ass patio.” Add some music into the mix, and you’ve got a winning night on the town. If you’re looking for a down-to-earth neighborhood feel of Houston with a dash of hipster and a sprinkle of grunge, the Raven Tower literally rises above the other Houston options. –KJ 310 North St. 77009
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In a world where movie theaters are major chains featuring Hollywood blockbusters and too-expensive 3-D showings, River Oaks takes the road less travelled. Is their popcorn still overpriced? Of course, but this avant garde entertainment house boasts independent films and documentaries, which you wouldn’t be able to see at your local movies. Even if your interest in foreign films is minimal, River Oaks gives you the opportunity to expand your cinematic horizons. The small theater on West Gray Street is also home to the local Rocky Horror Picture Show productions — a cult classic that fits like a shoe onto the atmosphere of River Oaks. Prices range around $10 per person, and the refreshments offered include wine and beer as well as more traditional snacks. For a unique experience and a taste of the finer film arts, River Oaks takes the cake for best movie theater in Houston. —KJ 2009 W. Gray St 77019
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BEST PLACE TO WATCH UH AWAY GAMES Coogs never run out of school spirit — whether it’s a home game or an away game, support is overflowing. For students, UH games are most enjoyed with good company at a good spot, which is why Calhoun’s won the top spot to watch UH away games. Located on campus, Calhoun’s Rooftop, or “Rooftop” for many is the go-to place for students. The sound system and TV screens make watching UH games a quality experience, and it attracts people with its design on a 7,000 square-foot area patio. What’s the view like? It’s nothing spectacular — just a panoramic view of the sprawling Houston Skyline. –MDV 10601_Coog Life April_Half page_PRINT.pdf 1 3/22/16 4701 Calhoun Rd #200
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One can never go wrong on a movie date at Edwards, as the theater features an arcade, 24 screens and even an ice cream store beside the ticket booth. Just imagine: ice cream and movies? There is nothing else a self-indulgent weekend could ask for. Customers will also find that Edwards is cheaper than other Houston theaters, although you do have to pay $3 to park in its three-story parking garage. But that’s a pretty good deal for an upscale move house. Just a reminder: don’t park outside the theater or your car may be towed while you’re in the movies. –MDV 3839 Weslayan Street 77027
BEST BOWLING ALLEY The Student Center bowling alley is the ideal place to hang out with friends in between classes or any other time your mind needs a break. It’s so much cheaper to bowl on campus than any other place in Houston, which makes it great for tuition-burdened students. The alley has plenty of lanes, too, and you can play as many games as you want until late in the night. –IB 1:01 PM
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Comic Books Can Be Better Than Actual Books And sometimes better than people, too ANTHONY TORRES Opinion Editor
Thousands of people grow up comic book nerds, but I am not one of those people. I wasn’t infatuated with graphic novels until about four years ago when I read my first trade paperback. I watched a lot of TV and movies, specifically TV and movies based off of comics or novels. I went through a phase, while working at a Barnes and Noble, where I could only see a movie if I read the book first and having a discount on books fueled that. At the turn of the decade, a slew of movies and TV shows started popping up that were based off novels and comics. My favorite show is “The Walking Dead,” and the summer of 2012, I dedicated myself to binge watching the show on Netflix and catching up for the new season. When I finished all the episodes, I craved more. I knew that the series was based off the comic books by Robert Kirkman, but I only read the occasional superhero comic and a Star Wars series every now and then. I purchased a tablet, which I planned on using mostly for reading, but it was then that I discovered the world of digital comics. After
this, I took a shot in the dark and purchased the first trade paperback of “The Walking Dead.” Six days later, I had plowed through 16 volumes, and I became legitimately depressed that there weren’t more. But then I realized I can totally read the individual issues monthly and made my way down to my local comic shop. I purchased the newest issues, read all of them, then looked down at myself and realized I just read 120 issues of a comic book over the course of a week. I was officially hooked. After work one day, I made my way to Bedrock City Comics to pick up the newest “Walking Dead” issue. While I was there, I struck up a conversation with one of the employees, and he just happened to have the newly-released trade paperback of a series called “Manifest Destiny.”
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He described it saying, “It’s about what would happen if Lewis and Clark encountered horrible buffalo-centaur men and a variety of other monsters while exploring the new world.” So I bought it, and that’s when I discovered the world of independent comics. What makes comic books so great is that they aren’t just about Batman, Superman or Captain America. Comics have a wide variety of stories, many with incredibly rich and original story premises that can rival any book, movie or TV show. Stories like Brian Vaughn’s “SAGA,” one of the more popular series out right now, contain amazing sci-fi epics that are ongoing. And then there’s “Sex Criminals,” a story about a woman who can freeze time when she orgasms and meets a guy who can do the same thing. Or “Nailbiter,” my personal favorite serial killer/murder-mystery about a town called Buckaroo. There are thousands of amazing,
original stories. Some of these comics are even vetted for TV adaptations. Brian Vaughn’s “Y: The Last Man” was pushed for either a movie or TV series with pre-breakdown Shia LaBeouf as the lead. Recently, Showtime picked up Robert Kirkman’s newer comic “Outcast,” and a pilot is due to air soon. I didn’t truly discover my love for reading until I started reading comics. It’s not that I don’t love reading books, but my ADD rarely allows me to finish a novel once I’ve started it. It may sound childish, but the illustrations in comics add a level of creativity that books or film might not necessarily have. With books, it’s the literary skill of the author that paints the picture for you. With comics, you have both the talent of the writer and the creativity of the artist to illustrate the story. Series like “Low” or “Intersect” are examples of comics where the illustrations actually blend with the story to create what can only be described as high art. The visuals aren’t just pictures in a book — they genuinely add detail and more artistic quality to the story. I firmly believe there is a comic out there for everyone. I didn’t start reading comic books regularly until I was in college, so you’re never too old to enjoy them.
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BEST LIVE MUSIC VENUE With multiple locations in the some of the largest cities in America, House of Blues is the premier place to hear live music from mainstream and underground artists. In the heart of downtown, the venue’s close proximity to campus makes it simple for students to catch the Metro train or take a short drive to watch their favorite artists perform. House of Blues is a smaller venue, and grants a more intimate atmosphere, despite its A-list lineup. –BB 1204 Caroline Street 77002
BEST COMICBOOK STORE Bedrock City Comics is Houston’s authority comic book store. Ithas an enormous collection of comic books and fanfare. If you’re a comic book or fandom novice, you’re guaranteed to find a plethora of material to feed your new obsession. Its stock includes apparel, posters, model kits, cards and original art. You can preorder comics online or browse its collection in person at one of its locations in and around Houston. –MV 6516 Westheimer Road Suite D 77057
BEST RADIO STATION This student-run online radio station offers more than 40 shows a week and has over 50 DJs on the roster. There’s always the promise of something new and different when listening to Coog Radio. They offer a variety of genres ranging from EDM to classical to international and even a talk show callwed Cooglife. –IB
BEST KARAOKE So we’ve heard Saint Danes is definitely the place to belt your heart out on stage. Don’t miss Taco Tuesday where tacos are $1 all day long. You get to choose from a variety on song options and get a whole stage to bring out your inner rockstar. –IB 502 Elgin Street 77006
BEST RECORD MUSIC STORE Cactus Music is known for its rare collection of music and vinyl records but also for its “Instores” where up-and- coming artists go to perform live music for enthusiasts. You may go there looking for a record, but you will be sure to leave experiencing much more. There is a reason why it is Houston’s oldest independent music store with over 30 years of business. 2110 Portsmouth 77098
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Bold Brews, Better Beer: 8th Wonder Turns Three Local brewery voted Best Bar by students SONIA ZUNIGA Assistant News Editor
CELEBRATING WONDROUS GROWTH As the future of repurposing the historic AsThe sold out event, 2,500 trodome looms ahead, tickets to be exact, surpassed last only blocks away, Hous- year’s attendance of 1,500, and is just one of the brewery’s ton’s 8th Wonder Brew- that notable expansions over the years. ery shines bright as it Soroka said the brewery did roughly 5,000 barrels in 2015, and turned 3 years old on anticipate doubling that number March 12, kicking off its by the end of 2016. “Celebr8ion of Beer” “The first year we did just under 1,000 barrels,” he said. “Our bash with live music and second year we did around 1,500 well-crafted beer. to 2,000 barrels, and we project Hype man and co-founder Ryan Soroka said it’s been a fun ride so far, but they’re not done yet. “Houston has been super supportive, and we can’t thank the community enough,” Soroka said. “We got a few things up our sleeves; while we respect our past, we look forward to what the future holds.”
to do around 10,000 barrels this year.” Much of that increase will come as the Houston brewery officially launched its canning line on March 7. The beer cans will now be found in stores like H-E-B, Spec’s, Randalls and Krogers
across the city. Prices will vary by retailers, but it’s roughly under $10. The launching flavors include their traditional Dome Faux’m, Texas IPA Hopston and Vietnamese Coffee Porter Rocket Fuel. The formers are available in 6-packs, while Rocket Fuel comes in 4-packs.
UNLIKELY TRIO The brewery began within a 5,000 sq. ft. corner at the end of the building with the capacity of 80 barrels when they first started in 2013. Now it owns the entire 15,000 sq. ft. building, holding 10 times more capacity of barrels, with a nice outdoor yard, an acre lot converted it into the fun zone “Wonder World” and another acre lot for parking. Such success hasn’t changed 8th Wonder’s second co-founder, Brew Master and Hotel and Restau-
rant Management lecturer Aaron Corsi, who looked nothing like the suited profile picture on the UH Directory website. He blended right in the crowd with a black cap that capsuled his long shaggy hair and dark shades, sporting a Dome Faux’m shirt and worn out jeans. “I never expected to be a professor,” Corsi said. “After being in the restaurant industry for a while, I thought about what I wanted to do with my life, what would I like to do if I won the lottery? And I thought, well I love wine, beer and spirits— to do that I’d be set.” Corsi and Soroka met while completing their master’s program at the Conrad N. Hilton College, and such different personalities didn’t click right away. “Ryan is a very hyperactive person, some of that is the opposite of me,” Corsi said, while sipping on
Monday, April 4, 2016 25 a Dome Faux’m can of beer. “I’m more relaxed and calculating; he’s very go, go, go. He’s like an energizer bunny. “I didn’t know what to make of it at first, but once I got to know him and started making this business together, I’m really happy with how great our different personalities worked well together. He’s the type of guy you want in the marketing world.” Corsi said Soroka was approached by third co-founder Alex Vassilakidis to start a food truck, which later became Eatsie Boys in 2010, in a finance class, in the same classroom Corsi now teaches in. “I always point at the two seats we used to sit at and joke that those are some very good seats, it’s where 8th wonder was born,” Corsi said. The trio then signed a lease in May 2011, but didn’t brew their first batch of beer until February 2013, taking them almost two years before they had 8th Wonder up and running, said Soroka. “The first year, it was just basically the three of us,” Corsi said. “Everything that needed to be done, we did it ourselves, and it’s just been snowballing from there.”
HOMAGE WITH A TWIST 8th Wonder, located in an East Downtown Third Ward neighborhood, keeps nostalgia alive with renditions of vintage Rockets and Astros logos adorning the ceiling and walls, while original Astrodome stadium seats border along corners of the brewery. “We pay homage with a twist,” Corsi said. Approximately 40 percent of the 8th Wonder staff members are from UH, such as hotel and restaurant management senior and former intern Matt Bauman, who finds adventure in every brew. The self-proclaimed history buff got his first taste of IPA beer when he was 19 and with it an unknown fact for many, how the IPAs got started. “When Great Britain started to colonize the world, they got to spend time over in India,” Bauman said. “They had these big barrels of ale that were fermenting and by the time they got there, it got to be a lot stronger, so what they ended up drinking was a lot higher in alco-
hol content, about 8 percent ABV. When they got to the shore, (they) popped open a cask, drank it and it just blew their minds.” Bauman said the internship gave him a place to explore his love for brewed beer, along a great environment, which is now dog-friendly. “This brewery does a great job encompassing all the qualities that make Houston great,” Bauman said. “I consider myself fortunate because I get the chance to say I love where I work and don’t think past generations got to experience that.” Beverage management senior Jessie Cline originally wanted to go into the wine business, but after taking Corsi’s lectures, the more she found out beer was everywhere, so she decided to pick Corsi’s brain through the internship. “He is so insanely smart, if you ever ask him about tasting sciences, he analyzes all these components and uses (complex terminology) for very simple things. You feel like you’re a real brewer, you’re really learning first hand,” Cline said. “It’s a self-driven internship; you get to really learn from the areas you’re most interested, that’s what I like about it.” One of the things she just accepted was that mixing beer is okay. “Never be afraid of something you may not like in the beginning, your palate is constantly changing,” she said. When she sensed the skepticism, she casually grabbed a plastic cup and filled it with Astroturf, a dry hopped cream ale, and mixed it with a mango-flavored Kickin’ Kombucha. The result was surprisingly delicious. “I just tried it today,” she said. “I think it’s definitely something that we’ll be probably featuring for the summer.”
THIRSTY COMMUNITY The craft brewing market is booming in Texas and is projected to reach $5.6 billion in the next four years, according to the Houston Business Journal, as other homegrown breweries like Saint Arnold and Karbach Brewery are also looking to expand. “Texas and Houston are a very thirsty community,” Corsi said.
“We’re underserved, but we don’t have a lot of educated staff. We don’t have a lot of breweries available. “We’re trying to help the next generation take reign. I want to see more breweries, it might be counter intuitive, but I want to see 10 or maybe 15 breweries in the Houston market, it’ll make the market better.” While 8th Wonder’s biggest party kicked with new and missed brewed flavors like pale ale Brewston and Haterade-Gose wheat ale brew, new innovating experiments are underway, said Soroka and Corsi. Corsi said there’s just a few things that still haunt him. “I want to do a chocolate peanut butter beer,” he said. “There’s a few (brews) that have been out in the market and it just hasn’t hit the mark yet. I’ve been trying for the last 10 years to come up with the perfect recipe. It’s my little unicorn out there I want to eventually get.”
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A 2nd Cup Gives Survivors a 2nd Chance Coffee shop aims to end human trafficking KARIS JOHNSON Cooglife Editor
coffee — it gives people who are Shocking numbers exploited by slavery and human concerning the issue trafficking a second chance at life. “Our vision is to educate people of human trafficking by creating awareness, partner with in Houston cover the anti-trafficking organizations and walls. Books packed with fund after-care for survivors,” said information and stories Sandre Le, a barista at A 2nd Cup who has worked with the café for about survivors are over a year. stacked on the tables The coffee shop was created by Erica Raggett, a school teacher and all proceeds go who realized the horrors of human directly to funding anti- trafficking in 2010. Raggett said after human trafficking activist she heard the truth behind modern slavery she knew she couldn’t walk groups. The espresso is strong, and the atmosphere is welcoming in the warehouse-turned-café, A 2nd Cup, but its focus rests on something greater than lattes and cortados. A 2nd Cup does more than serve
away without doing something, so she combined her love of community and coffee with the idea of a nonprofit café to provide funding. Raggett opened A 2nd Cup to make a dent in the overwhelming
statistics of human exploitation. According to a report done by Concerned Women For America in partnership with Houston Rescue and Restore Coalition, more than 27 million people worldwide are in some form of slavery, and human trafficking is a $32 billion industry. The numbers don’t stop there: 25 percent of all human trafficking victims are in Texas, and the I-10 corridor between Houston and El Paso is identified as the central trafficking route. A 2nd Cup, which was initially open only two days a week and relied on volunteer staff, began raising awareness and serving coffee in 2012. It wasn’t until October, 2015 that it moved to its location on E. 11th Street in the Heights. It now operates from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. seven days a week, and while its staff receives wages, all profit from sales goes directly to a variety of partnering organizations focused on ending slavery. OUR LOCATIONS “All of our proceeds go into after-care for survivors, and we 2808 Milam St, Suite D 15754 FM 529 #300 890 South Mason Rd partner with organizations that Houston, Tx 77006 Houston, Tx 77095 Katy, Tx 77450 already have that (service) up, such 2553 N. Gessner 7400 W. Tidwell Rd 13610 W Airport Blvd #100 as Freedom Place and Free the Houston, Tx 77080 Houston, Tx 77040 Sugar Land, Tx 77478 Captives,” Le said. After-care includes counseling, job searching seminars, training and care for survivors as they emerge
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into the free world after being rescued from the trafficking world. Besides offering an array of tasty treats and rich coffees, A 2nd Cup encourages anti-slavery organizations to utilize its backof-house venue as a free meeting space. The 5,000 sq. ft. building is also home to occasional live music shows, weekly yoga classes and local art shows. “My favorite part about working here has definitely been the community,” Le said. “It’s really fun to meet the people that live around here, and I love seeing my regulars.” The community plays a large role in ending human trafficking and the more people who know about the abominable trade, the less likely it is to occur, Raggett said. “A 2nd Cup will (serve) as a unique venue and touch-point to help educate people about this issue,” Raggett said in an interview with Houstonia Magazine. Working to end the global slave trade is a daunting task, but A 2nd Cup allows people to make a difference in their community and the world by simply purchasing a cup of coffee. “We believe that all survivors of human trafficking deserve to have a second cup,” Raggett said. “A second chance at life.”
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BEST PIZZA The University is fortunate enough to have Pink’s Pizza, one of the most daring, adventurous pie shops in the Houston area. The pizza is delicious, its composition original and undeniably pleasing. In a city with such diverse dining options like Houston, the pizza that you eat better be worth its marbles — and Pink’s Pizza is worth every one. Their pizza is gluten-free, and they deliver. —MV On-campus
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While they don’t deliver, you’ll want to make the drive to Brother’s Pizzeria. Offering New York style pizza, pasta, subs and desserts since 1980, Brother’s is the winner of several Houston awards for “Best Pizza” throughout the years. Because of its location, which involves a 30-minute drive down I-45, it is a hidden gem to the UH community. Recently, it opened a new restaurant on Shepherd Drive, shortening the trip and offering a new reason for you to get off campus. Prices are relatively cheap, ranging from $2.50 for a slice of pizza to $16 for an 18inch pie. —KJ Various Locations
BEST BURGER Last year, Whataburger was rated best burger in America by a number of publications and according to our Coogs Choose poll, they’re still on top. A 24-hour Texas icon, Whataburger is the best place to get a juicy hamburger at 3 a.m. and the most likely place to see an armed robber get shot by a customer. Whether you’re into hearty biscuits and gravy with some OJ on the way to class in the morning or a triple patty burger loaded with bacon and avocado to celebrate a winning March Madness bracket, you’re definitely not the only Cougar doing so.—GF Various Locations
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With a slogan like, “A burger that’s above and beyond good,” Elevation Burger proves you shouldn’t have to settle for a mediocre cut of beef, especially one that is raised on hormones and artificially-grown grain. When California owner and creator Hans Hess founded Elevation Burger in 2002, he did so with the intent of making burgers more than fast food. The organic, grass-fed beef is paired with a myriad of toppings you can choose from, including (but not limited to) aged cheddar, caramelized onions and organic bacon. There is even an option on the menu for customers to stack as many as 10 patties in their burger – now that’s reaching new heights. Their offerings also include vegetarian options, as well as delicious shakes and malts. For a burger that’s eco-friendly and tastes out-of-this-world, head to their restaurant.—KJ 3819 Kirby Dr. 77098
BEST BBQ How can you call yourself a Texan if you've never tried barbecue? Whether you like it or not, try out Ray’s BBQ for a genuine Texas-size barbecue. And, it’s just a hop off campus for a little taste of Texas. Known for its famous “Ray’s pit BBQ sauce,” it'll have you coming back for more. Though it might not be a place to go daily, it is affordable for students looking to try something new. —TN 4529 Old Spanish Trail
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There’s no better place to go to for a bite to eat and to catch the big game. BWW offers a variety of sauces ranging from sweet to blazing hot. Despite the name, they don’t just serve wings: B-Dubs flaunts appetizers like fried pickles and ultimate nachos, that are, maybe literally, to die for. Catch college students there on Tuesdays for 50 percent off traditional wings. —IB Various Locations
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BEST BURRITO As the adage goes, “when life gets hard, eat a burrito.” (Right?) Maybe Chipotle and its delicious Tex-Mex helped students bust stress for their all-nighters, or maybe the food is just a go-to no matter the stress levels. Either way, when someone says Chipotle, most people ooh and ahh as if it holds the standard for all other burritos (and it just might!), making it the students’ choice for Best Burrito. Chipotle is fairly healthy in terms of fast food, and it’s the same price range as others., although it doesn’t offer the same tortilla options as Freebirds or Bullritos on campus. For a few bucks, though, you can fill your tummy with a burrito that is delectably yummy and probably won’t make you explode.—MDV Various locations
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It makes sense that one of Texas’ most famous restaurant chains houses Houston’s best margarita. Tex-Mex staple Chuy’s offers fresh and flavorful margaritas in a variety of ways — on the rocks, frozen and swirled, as well as with a dot of your favorite liqueur on top (and for only $6.50.). For about $3 more, customers can enjoy a full 18 oz. of their favorite drink. “I love, love, love Chuy’s,” kinesiology senior Lena Adams said. “They have some of the best margaritas in town.” Chuy’s customers can also build their own ‘ritas — choosing from six different tequilas and three liqueurs. With eight locations in the greater Houston area, there’s no excuse not to find yourself sampling their menu in the near future.—BHV Various locations
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But Chuy’s isn’t just for the margaritas, and the students know it. Who doesn't like a little Tex in their Mex? If you’re tired of fast foods like Taco Bell but aren’t confident enough in your Spanish to head to one of Houston’s family-owned shops, Chuy’s is the place for you. They've got tacos, burritos, soups and salads, enchiladas, and fajitas. Of course, don’t forget to slather your meal in their famous sauces. Plus, Chuy’s is a great place to grab all that Tex Mex without eating a hole in your wallet.—TN Various Locations
BEST CRAWFISH It’s that time of year, and we're not talking about midterms, but crawfish season. What better place to get crawfish than BB’s Café, the best crawfish joint in Houston? With affordable crawfish starting at $7.95 per pound, why wouldn't you grab some friends and enjoy some Tex-Orleans? It’s open 24 hours, so head out now. –TN Various locations
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This probably comes to the surprise of no one, but Crave Cupcakes was voted Coogs Choose Best Cupcakes award. Crave has some flavors that are there every day and it has some that they rotate weekly. A few of their various delicious flavors are: Red Velvet (also made the Vegan way), German Chocolate, Strawberry and French Vanilla. You can them check out their website and see which ones you will love and what days they’ll be there. These cupcakes are only $3.75 each, and if you have ever tasted these cute and tasty cupcakes you know it is for sure worth it. –DS Uptown Park Blvd. 1151-06 and Kirby Drive 5600
If you’re looking for the best coffee on campus, visit the Nook Café near Calhoun Lofts. Chug a rattlesnake latte or a Darjeeling tea from their specialty menus, and top it with a Glazed maple bacon donut or a cupcake. The Nook has a super-cute, hipster vibe and you’re pretty likely to meet some classmates — although, yeah, that may not always be a good thing.—TN The Cougar Den Plaza on Calhoun Road
BEST COFFEE BEST DESSERT Let’s face it: true to its slogan, the pies really are “a slice of heaven on earth.” Do you really need to hear about its mouth-watering Dutch Apple or the addicting Texas Pecan Fudge again? A shrine in the Cooglife office is dedicated to the Bayou Goo, and we’re pretty sure we speak for all the students when we say nous adorent le French Silk. And both the Kirby and Westheimer locations are only a few miles away, so why are you still reading this? —MV Various Locations
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Located a mere 12-minute drive from UH, Tout Suite offers the best of both worlds — savory meals as well as coffee shop treats. It has become a Houston hot-spot for its food and atmosphere but, praise the Lord, their desserts are the major attraction. Freshly-crafted macaroons with dozens of flavors tempt visitors at the front of the café. Peanut butter tarts coated in a light chocolate shell, puffy eclairs and hefty cupcakes, pasted with creamy frosting, line the displays. Tout Suite also features a massive coffee and tea selection. Visitors get the chance to pair their favorite dessert with a number of tasty drinks. —KJ 2001 Commerce St 77002
Want something more mainstream? Go to any Starbucks in town. They’re in every corner, and, in fact, three are on campus: in the Student Center South, the Satellite and Melcher Hall and on the second floor of Bauer. Coffee, dessert, drinks, pastries and more — there is plenty to snack on while cramming for finals.—TN Various Locations
BEST DONUTS The world of donuts reveres Shipley’s. Its convenience is married to its delectability, and the lovechild of that marriage? Our happier student body. The shop sits directly across from TDECU Stadium. Shipley’s can cater for student or work meetings, it accepts credit cards and the prices are inexpensive. Shipley’s menu boasts the options of yeast, cake or filled donuts; then, you choose the flavors and toppings to satisfy your wildest (or tamest) donut craving.—MV Various locations
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Bohemian Beer Garden Serves Community REBECCA HENNES News Editor
Axelrad isn’t your traditional beer garden. It sits on the not-sodistant corner of Almeda Road and Alabama Street, in the usual sprinkling of houses, freeways and parking lots that characterize Houston’s many neighborhoods. But with its brightly colored hammocks, Mexican blankets and string chairs, it’s hard to miss.
The bohemian beer garden combines all of this and somehow more in a grand display of eclecticism that, like Houston, actually wraps up into a nice time for just about anybody. “We wanted black, white, dark-skinned, light-skinned, redhair people, (every kind of) people represented,” co-owner Monte Large said. Large said one of the early inspirations for the bar was the Standard Hotel under the High Line in New York City, which features a park connected to a beer garden. “It’s just this awesome space; it really created a community space in an area in New York that was just desolate,” Large said. Mirroring the same concept, Large said using this area of town was a challenge in itself that he and his team wanted to take on. The building
used to be a grocery store owned by the Axelrad family and was passed down to owner and partner, Adam Brackman. “We are very big historic preservationists,” Large said. “We wanted to preserve some of the history of the neighborhood and some of the history of Houston and convert
this into something that was for everybody.” For designer Gin Braveman, that meant a focus on catering to the group that’s revolutionizing the way people get drinks: millennials. “I think young people are onto this craft beer movement now,” Braverman said. “They don’t want to just chug
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which are custom made, hand-carved Venezuelan figurines, exemplifies this luxury. Large had to have the figurines smuggled into the country because protests at that time made it illegal to import anything into the U.S. Each handle is a hand-carved figurine from a Venezuelan artist named Maria Rangel. The figurines are more of a regional art form, but Large said Rangel’s have a special touch to them. Young adults seem to make up a large proportion of the melting pot of customers — a trend Braverman and Large both agreed goes hand in hand with the growing beer garden scene in urban areas. “There’s nothing in this part of town,” Braverman said. “It has resonated with every demographic. You can walk back there and the diversity is so cool. Axelrad still has a few kinks to work out. The patio awaits an awning for shade, and the upstairs is still a much larger work-in-progress. In fact, the Axelrad team still hasn’t decided what to do with it. “This sounds really weird and hippy, but we are really trying to let it speak to us, like what it should be,” Large said. “We’ve toyed with a lot of ideas from making it a karaoke place, to a library to a small hotel. We want people to come up here and have all of these different experiences all together.”
Even with the kinks, Axelrad’s on the way up. Large said they’re putting their efforts into keeping the place fresh every day. “(If you) walk in tomorrow,
this is going to be whole different environment,” Large said. “I think keeping it fresh and keeping it creative is sort of the mantra that we are going for — and keeping it fun.”
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If you’re looking for a great margarita at a great price, Pistolero’s is sure to please. House‘ritas — frozen and on the rocks — are regularly $7, but snag one for three bucks during happy hour or just $2 on Margarita Mondays. Customers even have the option to turn the restaurant’s large selection of tequilas into a margarita. Located inside the loop, this tequila and taco bar offers everything from the ubiquitous chips and queso to fresh shrimp fajitas. Plus, it boasts top-shelf liquor. Open seven days a week, customers can expect to enjoy a good drink, good food and a good time.—BH 1517 Westheimer Rd. 77006
A Houston tradition and long-time favorite, the Breakfast Klub still has lines out the door on most weekends. With specials such as Wings and Waffles and Katfish and Grits, the reasons to make this your new brunch spot are numerous. The southern-style breakfasts will rival your grandmother’s and its mid-town location lets you experience Houston at its finest. While its prices vary, the sit-down diner is well worth your time. 3711 Travis St. 77002
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Sometimes lunch on campus just doesn’t meet the needs, but Mandola’s Deli is here to save the day. Mandola’s Deli is only about one and a half miles away, and it serves a multitude of different appetizers, yummy po’boy sandwiches and dozens of classic Italian dishes. Its food is great, and the prices are pretty cheap as well. It’s also run by Frank Mandola and his son Joseph, who is a UH graduate. Mandola was a hotel and restaurant management major and now he manages a Mandola’s Deli with his dad. Both of the Mandola men are usually in the front serving you. This is a family business, and it feels that way, too. The meatball on top is that UH students get a 10 percent discount at Mandola’s Deli. If that doesn’t get you excited to go, then I don’t know what will.—DS 4105 Leeland Street
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Houston’s This it is Soul Food. The name says it all: this really is it, if by “it,” you mean a slow, painful but completely enjoyable death due to clogging your arteries with way too much soul food. Portion sizes on the sides — a smattering of the essential collard greens, mashed potatoes and mac smothered in cheese — make you wonder if there ever was a need for entrees. Until, of course, you slouch your way down to the oxtails, meat loaf and ham hocks, and, unwilling to compromise, you order all three. Go stuff yourself.—TS 2712 Blodgett St. 77004
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Don’t question it — Waffle House deserves to win a CoogsChoose trophy. In addition to functioning as a second office for the Cooglife editors, it has housed thousands — nay, millions — of broke college students are ridiculous hours of the night without judgment. And who could forget the All Star Breakfast, which gives you more food than you could possible eat for the lowest price you could possibly pay. As we tarry about out days, Cooglife doesn’t forget its humble buttery– and batter–bred beginnings, and we hope you don’t, either. —TS Various locations
BEST COMFORT FOOD Want a little Mexican with a taste of soul food? Visit Poblano’s Mexican Grill for affordable tacos and more! Famous for their $2 breakfast tacos, grab a few on they way to school. Located on 1000 Main Street near Discovery Green, it’s a great place to get a cheap lunch between classes. They offer take-out, catering services, full bar service, free Wi-Fi, live music, and numerous events & specials.—TN 1000 Main St. 77002
BEST COMFORT FOOD What’s more comforting than comfort food? For a small family-owned business with big business taste, head to Mama’s Oven. From potatoes to beans and corn breads to oxtails, you can’t get more soul than this. They don’t have an official website, so when you’re thinking of something quick and filling to eat, stop by since it’s only a 10-minute drive from school.—TN 9295 Main St. 77025
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If you haven’t de-stressed a day at Bohemeo’s with a quick iced coffee and a portapanini (yes, that’s a sandwich capped with a massive portabella head), then you haven’t lived. It has plenty of vegetetarien options—salads, avocado sandwiches and even fish nachos. Plus, Bohemeo’s makes a great stop after the school day, too, because it’s open late and often hosts poetry slams and live music.—TS 708 Telephone Rd., 77023
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NO. 3: BROTHER’S TACO The first adventure we had in our class was a field trip to Brothers Taco off of Dowling Street. From the outside, this shack doesn’t seem like much but, honestly, the ambiance doesn’t matter when there’s food on the line. I had a beef fajita taco topped with refried beans and potatoes that could barely fit inside the tortilla. For $3, it was a good taco, but the meat itself could’ve used a bit of extra seasoning. I was expecting a kick and didn’t really get it. Overall, though, this is a good spot if you’re in a hurry for lunch and just want something to fill your stomach.
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BEST TACOS Don’t let the cute devil with the pitchfork scare you away because Torchy’s Tacos are really “damn good,” like the slogan says. Chances are you’ll see the line wrapped around the building when you go, but it moves fast and the food is well-worth the wait. “It is a great environment, and the tacos are really good,” Nutrition Senior Ginelle Cabagay said. “(My friends and I) always go there because it is great food and the environment is really welcoming and friendly.”—BB Various Locations
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Not all things that come from Dallas are bad; Fuzzy’s was born in Fort Worth in 2003. Notorious for its fish tacos, Fuzzy’s became somewhat of a phenomenon in Texas’s lesser metropolis, and has recently worked its way to the great city of Houston. As is necessary with tacos, margaritas are also available, and none of it will break the bank. And don’t worry — it may be from North Texas, but it probably doesn’t carry ebola. —TS Various locations
This taco truck is one that is accessible to students — it’s one of the many food trucks that UH contracted to come on campus. Out of their beef taco and their chicken taco, the chicken one comes out on top. The seasoning was just right and, if I had to be nitpicky, it would really all come down to the experience. Taco trucks like Tila’s are great for a quick lunch, even if their menu is a little pretentious for food truck standards. It would probably work better at a brick and mortar location.
NO. 3: EL REAL TEX-MEX This taco truck is one that is accessible to students — it’s one of the many food trucks that UH contracted to come on campus. Out of their beef taco and their chicken taco, the chicken one comes out on top. The seasoning was just right and, if I had to be nitpicky, it would really all come down to the experience. Taco trucks like Tila’s are great for a quick lunch, even if their menu is a little pretentious for food truck standards. It would probably work better at a brick and mortar location.
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