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Former podcast editor, new audio editor drops the mic By JT Lindsey @jtlindsey_

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I didn’t plan to spend four years at the Texan. It just kind of happened. Sure, I tried out for copy less than a week after starting classes. But I never expected the Texan to become the centerpiece of my college experience, and I am so incredibly glad that it did. In hindsight, it’s difficult for me to describe what on earth I found appealing about showing up to the office at 4 p.m. and staying there until 1 a.m. each week. But I’d do it all over again if I could — the Kins runs, the awful puns and even the copyright symbol that somehow ended up in a front-page headline my freshman year. The worst decision I made in college was deciding to take a semester off from the paper my sophomore year. As soon as I left, I knew I had to come back. Now,

two years later, it’s finally time for me to say goodbye again. Working at the Texan has been a blast. I wrote headlines, edited podcasts and livestreamed interviews with Beto O’Rourke and DeRay Mckesson. I deleted enough Oxford commas to last a lifetime. And I got to live-tweet Texas’ victory over Georgia in the Sugar Bowl. Through it all, the Texan made me a better writer. It helped me land several internships and get into graduate school. It was a welcome distraction from the tedium of writing lab reports. And it gave me the opportunity to share my lame sense of humor with all of our 57,000-plus followers on Twitter. But I’m most grateful for all the people I worked with and the countless hours we spent together in the basement. There are very few places on campus where you can debate punctuation one

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minute and Mitski the next. There are even fewer places on campus where you can do that while getting paid — less than minimum wage, but hey, it’s something! So here’s to you, managing editors and editors-in-chief, copy cats and kittens, social media staffers, the department formerly known as podcast, the entire digital team and everyone else I’ve ever called a friend here at the Texan. And you, too, Peter. I’ll miss each and every one of you, and I’m excited to see where y’all end up. I mean it. I’d love to list all of you out individually, but I don’t have the space for seven semesters and one summer’s worth of names, and I’d feel really bad if I left anyone out. Seriously, I’ve been here since Jack was managing editor. Do y’all even know who that is? Maybe I should do a Twitter thread instead.

I’ve worked at the Texan since the fall semester of 2016. I’ve been a department head since the spring semester of 2018. I’ve felt like I belonged since about two weeks ago. Being the podcast (now audio) editor at the Texan is a weird experience. Your work isn’t in the paper, so you don’t really need to be in the office every day. But because my work wasn’t in the paper, I desperately wanted to be in the office every day. I wanted the chance to prove myself to the talented people around me. The great irony: I don’t even listen to podcasts. When I took over this department last year, I had one expectation for myself: Show up. I thought showing up could help us make better podcasts. It did. But I never thought it could take me from feeling like a complete

imposter to feeling like I was part of a family. Yeah, I learned more about podcasts and social media and myself, but that’s not what matters. I found the best people on the Forty Acres in a dimly lit office with a conference table that doubles as a ping-pong court. To Alex, Ross, Lillian, Zeke, Paul, Katie, Carlos, Anthony, Angela, Megan, Rena, Leslie, Kirsten, Andrea, Catherine, Peter and so many more — it’s been a blast working with you. To my managing editors: Forrest, you let me rebrand a department that didn’t have enough of a brand for anyone to even notice. Ellie, you hired me twice — the two biggest mistakes you made here. Spencer, I’m glad we reconnected here. You’re going to be a great editor-in-chief, and I’ve loved working with you — but you’ll notice I left before I was working for you. Sara, I’m in constant awe of you. You’re passionate,

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Departing photo editor happy and sad at the same time By Katie Bauer

y @katiestarrbauer e n Nearly three years ago I lwalked down into the basenment and said, “Sign me up!”

Six semesters later I now -realize that was the best dedcision I’ve made in college. tWithout the constant sup,port, happiness and confi-dence in my work this office shas brought me, I’m not sure ywhere I would be heading into tmy senior year. From going yby KT, to compiling an office hquote doc, to making some of the best friendships a girl ncould ask for, I’ll miss it all. .Before I leave to bring a little Ipiece of the south to the Big pApple, I want to thank a few of -you amazing people I’ve met falong the way. n Josh, thank you for putting -me in your “yes” column when ehiring your new Fall 2016 sstaffers. I’m so grateful for your guidance at the Texan and answering all my S.O.S. r messages whether it was my t first concert to photograph e d

or when I was hired as photo editor. I’ll couldn’t have asked for a better mentor while at the Texan. Carlos and Anthony, I don’t know what I would have done without y’all as my associates this semester. No matter how stressed and crazy I was y’all were always there to help me and our staff. Without all the ping-pong games and silly conversations we had in the photo corner I wouldn’t have made it through this semester. Ross and sports, you’re really not as bad as everyone says you are. Without your assignments I probably would have quit a long time ago. Being able to photograph on the sidelines at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium and behind the net at the baseball games has helped me realize my passion for sports photography. I’ll always be grateful for the incredible experiences that I’ve had photographing for your department. JT, thank you for making the digital corner the

best place to work in the office. Also, I’m so glad I was brought into the Daily Texan Game of Thrones fan club. I’ll never forget the two podcast episodes we published. Definitely audio’s best work of the semester. Ellie, I’m so honored that I was able to be led by you at camp and then at the Texan. You’re a great leader and a better friend. I’ll miss you at the canoe docks. Tejas love forever and ever. Kirsten, Sarah and Peyton, I’m so glad I’ve gotten to know y’all better this semester and I couldn’t be more excited to do UTNY with y’all. Whether it was playing a game of ping-pong, hearing Anthony say something that had to be added to the quote board, a 14-hour road trip to Stillwater to cover a football game or just sitting around talking about nothing and everything till 2 a.m. in the morning, I’ll never forget the friends I’ve made here. Yeehaw and Hook ‘Em. DT forever.

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I’m here today because I couldn’t let go of my high school hero past. As the garter snake of McCombs, my freshman year was spent shamefully unsuccessfully schmoozing with … The Business Frats. So I decided to return to what felt familiar: the college version of high school yearbook. The day I stumbled into The Daily Texan office, it felt like home. Thirty minutes into my design tryout, despite not knowing a soul, or uttering more than a few words that night, and not even being hired yet, I knew I somehow belonged among these very chatty basement-dwelling strangers with bad posture. Before I knew it, I was three years in and one of them. Some may call it editors desperate to hire staffers to fill positions, but that initial push of encouragement is our collective origin story of how we all unwittingly stayed here for the entirety of our college careers. Thank you, Elizabeth and all

former Texan staffers, for giving all of us that push. It’s amazing what we’ve created in the past two years through the equal collaborative efforts of all departments. I feel lucky to have worked alongside the next generation of truly visionary journalists. During my time here, I have gotten some “really good”s, “awesome”s and “ visually arresting”s from a particularly critical Peter Chen — despite the occasional, unforgettable “jarring.” It’s pretty representative of what it’s like to work at the Texan because at the end of the day, we’re just students, and this is the place to be to make mistakes. Ultimately, it’s the sum of the “jarring” moments — the collective anguish of untimely sports articles coming in, the occasional anime Bevo and Freshmangate — that shine alongside the “really good”s and the “awesome”s. Ellie, I’m so glad we swindled each other into letting me be art director, and it’s been a pleasure joining you in the pastures of Texan retirement in the projects department. Liza, you are impossibly hard-working, the most

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impressive of human beans and an even better plant mom. JT, you might not have a nurturing touch with plants, but you’ve done a heck of a job nursing formerly podcast into something really fantastic. Sarah, you are such an exceptional leader and you don’t even know it. Our rapid codependency continues to blow my mind. Kirsten, you are the warmest and most caring and resilient person here. Andrea, Mireya — I couldn’t have asked for better department heads to take care of our precious design pups. Sunnie and Mallika, y’all are my OGs. Michelle, I haven’t forgotten about being hip, artistic ingénues together. Sports, you somehow had your moments and strangely taught me everything I know about sports. And thank you, The Daily Texan, for giving me someone I loved. At the end of the day, there’s nothing quite like the feeling of closing your tabs after a project, dropping your MIS major, or shutting the iMac down after a long night of production. And with that …

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Editor-in-chief self-indulges one last time By Liza Anderson Editor-in-chief

I threw myself into this paper. For three years, I lived and breathed The Daily Texan. I walked into this basement as a designer. For five hours once a week, I would design the sports or life&arts page, and then I would go home. The next semester, I dove in. Once a week I designed the front page and news section, and I wrote columns for opinion on the side. That first year was exhilarating. I only remember flashes now — a possum sticking its head through the ceiling above my desk, Akshay forcing us to watch every The Fast and the Furious movies while we were held captive by our unfinished jobs, small crowds forming around my desk as deadline neared, waiting to see if I could pull it off. I was hooked. I was a part of something that mattered, and I was surrounded by people I admired. We were making something, every single day. My second year, I quit design to join opinion, for some reason. Laura hired me as an associate editor, and I got paid (very meagerly) to do the most fun job I’ve ever had — designing the opinion page, editing columns, writing editorials and spending time with the weirdest crew you can imagine. I couldn’t get enough, so I added forum editor as a side job the next semester. That wasn’t quite enough either. I ran for editor-in-chief. I was used to the basement by then, but walking into it for the first time as editor-in-chief, I was completely overwhelmed.

No way I was qualified for this. Still, I wanted to make something. First, I made a lot of mistakes. I missed errors I should have caught. I let emails go unanswered. I was too harsh sometimes, not harsh enough others. I didn’t stand up for myself when I should have. But I learned, and I got better. I learned how to fight for myself and how to step down when I was wrong. I learned how to fail and how to try really hard at something that matters. I threw myself into this job. I spent as much time as I could in this basement, and there was nothing I enjoyed more than watching the paper unfold from the vantage point of my desk. I had a year, and I gave it to the Texan. I will look back on my time at this fantastic paper and know that I left this paper better than I found it. I worked with the best team of editors, writers and artists. The three editorial boards I had the honor of leading pushed the envelope of what an editorial can accomplish. We wrote about consent, sexual harassment, student journalism — and people listened. I wrote pieces under my byline I will always be proud of. We made a fuss, and we made the University angry. This year’s associates have pushed the columnists for better and better work, even when it meant editing for three hours straight or sacrificing their personal sanity (looking at you, Tinu). My columnists — all 60 or so of you, over the year — made this page happen. They wrote brilliant columns about topics that matter to students — representation, accessibility, menstruation. The illustrators breathed life into this page. Our designers fought bravely against

InDesign’s maleficence. I’m proud of what we made this year, but I’m not surprised. There’s something about this basement. There are challenges ahead. We need to figure out how to pay our staff more. We need to figure out how to better represent the UT community. We need to be more open. But I’m not worried because I trust the people in this basement. The Texan staff — all 300 or so of them — are some of the most capable people on this campus, and I have no doubt the next generation will figure out how to solve the problems we couldn’t. Department heads and management — thank you for listening to me talk about my plants every week at Maestro. Jaree, Sarah, Katie, Andrea, Catherine, Cameron, Michelle, Ross, Alex, Lisa — thank you. A team of talented people paved the path I walked this year. Alexander — thank you for hiring me and for letting me write that frat column. Claire — I never worked for you, but I know you were incredible. Thank you for your guidance and for always telling me to believe in myself. I made some pretty good friends along the way too. Emily — you are the best, simply the best. Akshay — you made me realize I could find a home here. Thank you for always picking up the phone. Bella — thank you for having enough faith to follow me to the other side of the glass. Your friendship and trust mean the world to me. Rena — your ability to actively listen should be taught in self-help books. Thank you for taking me to buy my first plant. Tinu — I miss you so much, please come back. Kirsten — thank you for bearing with me all this time. Ellie — thank you for always having my back.

Laura, you belong in both of these categories. Thank you for trusting me with everything you built and for handing me my first glass of malbec. You taught me how to do this job, and your support means everything. But above all, the thing I’m most grateful for is To the best person I met in this goddamn basement, JT — I won’t ever be able to reciprocate everything you’ve given me this year, but I’m sure going to try. I couldn’t have done half of this without your support. Like, I can’t imagine what would I do without the audio from TribFest. Can I tell Peter we’re dating now? Some of the people we work with actually know what they’re doing. Peter — thank you for helping me. I value your advice above anything. Sorry I yelled at you that one time (and yes I recognize I yelled at you more than once, but I’m really only sorry about that one time). Gerald — thank you for listening. Frank, Janie, Emily, Michael, Stephen — thank you for everything you do to support us down here. I’ve had the opportunity here to watch people grow, and I’m so excited to see where those who follow me will go. Emily Caldwell and Angelica — you are amazing editors and incredibly strong women. Don’t let anyone tell you different. Raise some hell next year. Spencer — you’ll be in charge in a few days. Enjoy it. Do your best, trust yourself and know that there are so many people rooting for you. I’ve wanted this for you for a long time, and I have no doubt you’ll kill it. Call me anytime. It’s someone else’s turn now. I’m going to miss this. Anderson is a Plan II and history junior from Houston. She was the editor-in-chief.

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UT should learn from its mistakes and focus on transparency By The Daily Texan Editorial Board We’ve been writing about the University for a year. We’ve looked at this school through a microscope — we’ve interviewed officials, students, professors. For a year, we’ve pushed for improvements on this campus. UT has made progress in recent years, but some fundamental issues remain. Above all, UT needs to be more open with its students. Transparency isn’t a new problem. Previous editorial boards have written about lack of transparency for years. Last year, UT’s failure to notify students of professor Richard Morrisett’s domestic abuse prompted the editorial board to call for increased transparency about professor misconduct. In 2017 and 2015, the editorial board called for more open crisis communication from UTPD. We wrote about the University’s lack of transparency all year, spanning a variety of issues and departments. UT failed to notify students about associate professor Coleman Hutchison’s misconduct, even as they planned to put him in front of a classroom of undergraduates. A UT communications staffer erroneously stated that no misconduct was found. The editor-in-chief had to file a freedom of information act request to get official information about the incident.

Even if you file a FOIA request, few of them go through. Most documents about professor misconduct contain private information that cannot be released, but UT could easily fix this by creating separate documents about misconduct. The existing system leaves the majority of professor misconduct completely hidden from students. After experiencing multiple roadblocks when trying to research Title IX on campus, we wrote about barriers student journalists encounter when working with UT Communications. The editorial board found it extremely difficult to receive important information about UT’s sexual assault policies. UT communications’ behavior creates a barrier between students and information they need. Lack of transparency is a problem across campus. We reported in April on how University Housing and Dining’s policies hinder resident assistants and student journalists from publicly expressing grievances.

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Hazing has plagued the University of Texas. After the suspension of UT’s Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter, Texan reporter Lisa Nhan wrote about the rise of Texas Rho and the horrific hazing which led to SAE’s fall. After junior Nicky Cumberland died in a car accident on the way home from a Texas Cowboys initiation retreat, Nhan revealed accusations of intense hazing at the retreat which eventually led to the suspension of Cowboys. Cowboys had been suspended in 1995 after a pledge drowned, but the organization returned to campus in 2000 and continued hazing. Despite all of this, UT refuses to release information on hazing incidents. The ed board called for UT to release details about organizations censured for hazing in January, but no progress has been made toward making more information publicly available. After a “disturbance” at the Texas Union in February prompted students to panic, our editor-in-chief called on UTPD to release information about on-campus incidents more

Above all, UT needs to be more open with its students.”

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quickly. This isn’t a new issue either. In 2015, the editorial board criticized UTPD for not alerting students of a bomb threat. After the on-campus murder of Harrison Brown in May 2017 caused widespread fear and confusion, the editorial board criticized UTPD for taking half an hour to send students a text. UTPD has promised to improve, and all signs point to progress, but the need for increased transparency remains clear. This is an old problem, but the solution is the same. The University needs to be more open with its students about what happens behind the curtain. UT is a complex bureaucracy — 3,133 faculty, 51,832 students, a $31 billion dollar endowment — with lots of problems and a complicated network of proposed solutions. Just look at our opinion page for any day of this year — there are lots of things to fix at UT. One problem is easy to fix. By focusing more on being transparent, the University can improve the lives of students while focusing onr more complicated problems. Be more open with us. Tell us what you’re planning. Tell us what we need to know. Nobody benefits when the University keeps information from its students. The editorial board is composed of associate editors Emily Caldwell, Angelica Lopez, Bella McWhorter and editor-in-chief Liza Anderson.

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For managing editor, the Texan wasn’t always a ‘drag’ By Forrest Milburn @forrestmilburn

Listen, I get it — I’m a loser. I’ve been a big ole fan of The Daily Texan since I was a senior in high school (don’t ask), and one of my favorite things to do around May was read the 30 columns from old ass graduates leaving behind an era of great journalism. I could go into what I’ve done here at the Texan, but honestly, after 67 whole years, I don’t really care. When I think back on my time in this smelly, dimly lit basement that doesn’t play enough Lorde, I think about the people I’ve met. So, here’s to them. To Sam: Thank you for taking a chance on me when I didn’t know how to write a coherent sentence. Well, I still don’t, but I’m on my way. I owe literally everything in my career to you. To Wynne: I can’t fit everything I want to thank you for in so few words, so I’ll just say this: After my mom died, I wasn’t prepared for how much help I’d need in even the smallest situations in college. Thank you for being one when I needed a mom the most. To my leadership team: Thanks for kicking ass this whole semester. I’ve been here since the Dark Ages, and man, y’all have been the best team I’ve been a part of, and believe me, that’s saying a lot. You should all be proud of your staffs — and your-

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selves. To Alex and Andrea: Alex, thanks for building the best digital presence known to any college newspaper in the country. Andrea, you’ve made management so much better (because you replaced Ellie) for kicking ass. To Lisa and Tiana: The Texan won’t always deserve all of the work it takes to make it a better place, but our readers will. Always remember that. Thank you for striving for a more welcoming newsroom — I hope I was the leader you wanted me to be. To María: Thank you for setting a standard at the Texan for what journalism in its essence should be: thoughtful and kind, but unrelenting. I look up to you more than you’ll ever know. To Catherine and Ellie: I won’t say, “Thank you for being a friend,” because, one, that’s a Golden Girls reference, and two, it’s lame. Thank you for crying about idiot boys that weren’t worth it on the Taos hammock at 3 a.m., for skipping out on my drag shows because they’re “scary,” for always supporting me when I felt insecure about my talents. Thank you for teaching me what it means to be a reporter, an editor; for laughing at my jokes and memes that made zero sense. I’ll always love you guys. To the future leaders of the Texan: Don’t be afraid to take risks and even fuck up. Believe me, we sure did. My team set the bar really high, but I know you’ll top it. And if you ever need help or advice, I’m only a phone call away. Make me proud.

Former managing editor advises future staffers By Ellie Breed @elliebreed

To the fall 2019 freshman tryout, I remember how intimidating trying out for The Daily Texan can be. So here are some Texan tips and my best guess for how it all might go: First, just make it down the stairs and wipe the sweat from your palms. Then, look for the cramped department with multicolor streamers, dark green couches and people yelling. That’s news. That’s your new home. After a minute or two of awkwardly staring, an editor will notice you, smile and wave you over. You’re in. (Thanks, Sam.) Your next two editors might not smile as much and will scare you with their sarcasm. Listen to them, though. They’ll make you a confident editor. (Thanks Estefania and Wynne.) Over the next six semesters, the news department will become your family. Taos Cooperative, Margs with Paul™, The Jibs and ugly selfies may play a role. Once you get comfortable in news,

you might befriend some people from sports. Smart idea. One will make fun of you a lot, but he’ll make you a little cooler. The second will sacrifice his house for keggers and help you manage one day. The third will show you what it means to be a charismatic leader, a good ME and an even better friend. (Thanks, Alex, Ty and Akshay.) Somewhere along the way, a small person with a penchant for graphic design might try to create a position for herself. Just go with it. She’s great, and you’ll need her desperately. (Thanks, Rena.) You might also come to appreciate a copy editor. While she may struggle with basics like freshman vs. freshmen, she’ll turn out to be one of your most loyal friends. (Thanks, Kirsten.) Also, poking fun at opinion is always a good time, but keep an open mind. An EIC could turn out to be an insightful collaborator and an unexpected friend. (Thanks, Liza.) The Texan also has a way of bringing existing friends even closer. Embrace that. Two reporters will inspire you with their tenacity and become your fa-

vorite parts of college. (Thanks Morgan and Kayla.) Then there’s Peter. He’ll teach you how to accept criticism and stay calm under pressure (in both ping-pong and work). Most importantly, he’ll teach you to be confident in your decisions and in yourself. You will never beat him at ping-pong. On your very first day you might meet a staffer who talks a lot about Longhorn band and has an inexplicable bird obsession. Do your best to look past this. Turns out you think very similarly, and she’ll end up being a lifelong friend. Oh, and stay on her good side. She might run the whole place one day. (Thanks, Catherine.) The best person you’ll meet in the basement might come as a surprise. You’ll be unsure about him at first. But, in four years that’ll feel like four minutes, he’ll become one of your best friends. He’ll show you what it means to be unapologetic, passionate, driven. He’ll challenge every view you hold, and the two of you will grow immeasurably thanks to each other’s influence. On your last, last night of print, you’ll hope

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he realizes the incredible impact he’s had on this paper and on you. (Thank you, Forrest.) Here are some final tips: Establish which ping-pong paddle is yours early on. Over budget inch count for all of Maria and Chase’s stories. Never

ask Peter “What’s up?” Join the IM team. Go to every party. Be grateful. Appreciate every friend and cherish every minute. With love, A former ME who wishes she could turn back the clock.

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Video editor seeks, like, at least a living wage drop her off an hour ago. It’s Ellie taking a chance on me and hiring someone she’s never even One time, I stress seen or heard about. vomited on 26th Street It’s Forrest, who gave in broad daylight be- me space to stir the pot cause of the Texan. It about staff pay and met was equal parts strawmy frustration with paberry and migraine. And tience and transparency. then a frat boy yelled, It’s the video depart“Are you pregnant?” ment — chaotic good at me from across the to the very end. It’s the street. And I still work way we make important here. That’s how much I content like the racial love this place. geography video and For me, the Texan also Squirrels of UT in will always be stress and the same breath. I’m so tears and migraines and proud of the inclusive, giving so much of mysupportive family we’ve self to only make what built for one another. equates to $2 an hour … For me, the Texan will and still doing it anyway. always be a community But the Texan is also of people, all extremely sharing highs and lows talented cogs in a grand, around a ping-pong table messy, somehow funcon a Sunday afternoon. tioning machine, gathEveryone’s hungover and ered around That Table JT is watching football in We Use For Everything the back. (ping-pong, pizza drops, It is Peter Chen’s libel potlucks, pitch meettalk: if Greg Fenves is ings). We’re making fun wearing blue pants but we print that he’s wear- of the sports guys. We’re ing red pants, does it ful- having a video meeting and someone has just fill all the requirements pitched another dumb of libel? Tries” idea. The Texan is Kirsten, “Texan We’re telling importone of my first and most ant stories that have the meaningful friendships power to spark tangible made in the office. It’s change. I’m so grateful I Peyton, an incredibly got to be a part of it for talented videographer a while. who is way better at And in the future, I this job than I am, and hope the Texan continthe subdued Pisces to ues to be these things my impulsive Aries. It’s Faith and Bonny, who for others as well. I are two of the funni- hope it becomes more accessible to marginest, most capable, most alized communities on hardworking people. The Texan is Rena, my campus, that diversity and inclusion become a soul sister, with whom every conversation turns reality in the office and justyou an connected initiative. intoStudent a two-hour-long ex-willnot Texas Media keep And I hope someday, at ploration into the very with daily links to the news, sports and culture the very least, that some essence of being. We’re stories shaping thepoor UT community. future video editor sitting in my car outside is able to make at least her apartment, both cryminimum wage. ing. I was supposed to

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Ugh, when will the walk signal change? My left sleeve was damp from the rain. Partly because the wind was picking up, and partly because my friend and I were crammed under a flimsy, dollar store umbrella. The two of us stood with a horde of pedestrians under a dim lamp post, waiting for permission to cross the road. My friend stood to my right, their arm draped around my shoulder. We waited in silence. Not because we lacked things to talk about, but rather we were content — two people huddled together on that stormy evening. I used the momentary lull to take in my surroundings. Clouds of mist chased cars racing downhill. Traffic signals, car headlights and neon storefronts created a kaleidoscope on the pavement. Scores of people trudged up and down the sidewalks. And in that moment, although mundane, I was suddenly

aware of how … Oh, thank god. The walk signal finally changed, and we shuffled across the pavement. -I suppose it’s natural to feel nostalgic at the end of the semester, but this spring 2019 semester feels especially sentimental. Perhaps it’s because I’m leaving friends and jobs that have been constants for the past three years. Or because I’m closer to confronting the post-graduation life. Or maybe it’s just because I’m listening to a sad song as I write this. Whatever the case, I feel like a chapter in my life is ending, and I’m too scared to say goodbye. -We walked another 15 minutes to the apartment block, listening to the murmurs of passersby. When we finally parted ways on the elevator, my friend turned to me and said, “Goodnight, nice to meet you.” Now this was not our first time meeting, it was probably our hundredth. We were far past the point

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of using pleasantries such as “nice to meet you.” But I found the sentiment charming, even if it was a mistake. “Nice to meet you” was less finite. More ambiguous. Candidly optimistic. -That interaction happened about a year ago, but I still think about it today. I’d like to believe that everything happens for a reason and that people are in my life for a purpose. But I think it’s more of a matter of extraordinary circumstance … and maybe I’m just a nihilist. But out of all the stars and planets and universes, out of all the years in the past and the present and the future, against all the odds, we somehow found each other in that moment. Somehow navigated to the same point in the cosmos to be together. And that’s kind of wonderful. So to everyone reading this, if you’ve ever been part of my life, no matter how small … I’m glad I found you. It was — and it will be — nice to meet you.

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Associate editor, former copy chief finally escapes opinion office By Bella McWhorter @bellsiemac

I typed HSM into Google Maps. I was headed to the Texan basement to try out for a copy editor position my freshman year. I opened that unwelcoming basement door, saw students sleeping on couches, pouring over design, meeting at a ping-pong table and thought: These are the people I belong with. One week later I was not hired, and I walked around campus with rejection weighing on my shoulders. But the copy editor position can be grueling for those who aren’t passionate about editing articles for eight hours. A month later, I got an email saying editors had quit, and I had a position if I wanted. I accepted. The following years left me with more than I ever thought I’d take from a job. With each semester, I couldn’t get enough — two semesters later, I was running the copy department. I was learning so much and meeting people everyday who wanted to make something bigger than themselves. I immersed myself in the black hole that is the basement. It was so rewarding. Taylor, Ryan, Kirsten — I could not have asked for a better team to make my term as

copy desk chief full of kindness, laughter and a lot of poking fun. Michelle — being part of your copy family was an honor, as was watching your progress. Trent and Ty — your kindness made me feel welcomed even in the bro sports department. Liza — it seems fitting that I will leave the Texan with you. You were one of the first people I called a friend in the basement. From being a designer and copy editor, to editor-in-chief and associate editor, I loved rushing to make deadline and blasting Taylor Swift or pop 2000 hits with you. I am forever grateful for you dragging me to the dark side of the Texan, if not for the invaluable experience, then for the people I met in the opinion department. Angelica and Emily — I adore you and know you will continue to make amazing contributions to the Texan. You both bring so much light and energy to our office. The columnists and I were lucky to have you. Tinu and Spencer — my OG fellow associate editors, I can’t imagine enduring such a hard and demanding semester with anyone else. Spencer, don’t burn down the basement next year. Tinu, you’re definitely too cool to hang out with me. My Wednesday Crew: You both taught me I could find a home at UT. I will remember

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and Akshay, you taught me the meaning of “I don’t have friends, I got family,” and as I leave the Texan, I am honored to say that about so many talented people.

Former lart-y, farty editor grunts herself to graduation, grave By Morgan O’Hanlon @mcohanlon

For many graduating seniors, the end of college feels like dying, but, for projects reporter and former life&arts editor Morgan O’Hanlon, maybe death will just feel like graduation. Her time at UT was strange and disjointed, but, after a first, frustrating and hard year of college at another university, The Daily Texan offered Morgan the semblance of a normal college life. She began her time at the Texan as an optimistic life&arts reporter, not yet jaded by the repetition of life and the dullness of arts. Having failed upward through only one semester, she was thrilled to hear that her bosses wanted her to help take over the reins. As associate life&arts editor, Morgan picked up editing on a steep learning

curve. There were long nights and many blinking cursors, but there were also perks. With the help of a media pass, she attended her first SXSW, a generally horrifying experience that made her appreciate the nugs of genius, she gleaned through the capitalist hellscape. Over the following summer, she transitioned into her favorite time of college: her reign of terror as life&arts editor. Like any college editor, she let the ability to dunk on others’ writing get a little to her head. But between labeling whole chunks of text as “no,” she learned self-respect, God dammit. It was the first time in her life that people described her as scary, and not just as cute or smiley. Throughout this whole process, Morgan made lasting friendships and some of the most poignant memories of her college experience. Daisy, Justin and Mae were the best coworkers, teachers and friends and playlist-makers a person could ask for. They, and the duties of

the job, made her think about questions that matter: What brings a story to life? How can we better represent the voices of marginalized communities? Why does everyone think Chris is hot? Having spent almost two semesters transforming the section into a project-producing feature factory, Morgan decided it was time to move on to greener pastures … … only to return eight months later. For her senior fall semester, Morgan returned to the basement for one last hurrah, this time as a projects reporter. Her last year in this glorious hole saw Morgan through an emotional roller coaster of front-page stories, mixed success in her classes, breakups and hair dye. Through it all, the Texan, and world-class editors Ellie and Paul, provided her with a constant help focusing on the future. Now, having slayed the final boss of her last semester, Morgan has decided

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after(grad)life, she heads to Victoria, Texas, where she’ll continue to work on her terrible forehand ping-pong swing for the rest of eternity.

News, projects reporter says ‘juicy’ farewell to The Notorious D.T. By Kayla Meyertons @kemeyertons

Anxious Maria finds voice in basement of Daily Texan, remains anxious By Maria Mendez @anxious_maria

After my first semester as a senior reporter for The Daily Texan in the fall semester of 2017, Peter told me, “When you first started, I didn’t think you were very good, but you’ve become one of our best reporters.” I was shocked to receive a compliment from our adviser, who rarely says stories are good. But I wasn’t surprised by his initial doubt. I had already told myself the reasons I wasn’t cut out to be a journalist: I didn’t grow up regularly watching the news or reading newspapers. My grandmother didn’t even know how to read and write. My mom, who moved us to the U.S. in search of more opportunities than the ones our tiny Mexican hometown could offer, didn’t have time to follow news while she worked to provide for us. I’m also too quiet and often perplexed by anxiety. But when I joined the Texan, I found that my experiences as a Latina immigrant, first-generation

college student and introvert made me a stronger reporter. They helped me share the stories of underrepresented communities, including fellow immigrant and first-gen students who trusted me with their stories. I still feel doubt, but in most cases, I deliver a good story. And, yes, I’ve made mistakes, but I continue to grow. So dear young, doubtful journalists out there — yes, I’m looking at you @anxious_maria — know that you belong at the Texan and that your story and ideas are valuable. Don’t be afraid to raise your voice and other people’s voices in a newsroom that may still not reflect your communities. Don’t be afraid to make yourself at home, especially among all the amazing people in the Texan’s dingy basement. Here are a few I met: Lisa, you forced me to quit commitments to join the Texan. I love you for that. Keep forcing students to join with your passion and kindness.

Kayla, my first editor, thanks for hiring me and showing me that you can have mental health struggles and still be a kick-ass journalist. Ellie, you’ve taken so many chances on me — from hiring me as an SR to letting me pursue all my ideas and looooong stories. I hope I made you proud, News Queen. Forrest, when we first met, I said you were “legendary.” I still believe it. Your passion for journalism has taught me so much. Juan and Rachel, thank you for supporting me during my crises of confidence. Your amazing photos will take you far, but I hope we remain close. Catherine, you will be an incredible managing editor. Go bird girl! Tiana, Megan, Meghan and all you prolific young journalists: Thank you for your work. You’ll make us retiring DT folks proud. Peter, thanks for the many critiques that pushed me to improve. And thanks, Daily Texan, for giving me a space to find my voice.

Yeah, this 30 is dedicated To all the editors that told me I’d always amount to something To all the sources who lived on UT campus that I was emailin’ straight to Called the ME on me when I was just trying to make some clips to feed my career (it’s all good) And all the reporters in the struggle You know what I’m saying? It’s all good, baby baby It was all a dream, I never wanted to write for Spark Magazine Whitis Ave and Heavy DT up in the basement Hanging clips on my wall Every Thursday Panic Attack, Mr. Chen, Ping-Pong Ball I let my tape recorder rock till my source talked Three years writing for news, pitching at 10 o’clock Way back, when I had the yellow and black notepad With the lines to match Remember Ellie Breed? Duh-M, Duh-E You never thought that friendship would take it this far Now we’re in the limelight of Cano’s rooftop cause we write tight Time to get paid, no more minimum wage A ping-pong beginner, and RICOH the printer, Remember when I used to eat Vert’s for dinner Peace to Paul C., Hannah D., Wesley Story Britni Lebosabitch, Muffin Casey I’m blowin’ up not like Peter thought I would Get your tips, same number, same hood It’s all good And if you’re on the IM team, make those free throws You know very well

Who you are Don’t let Peter bring you down Reach for the Good You had a goal But not that many Cause you’re not the only one Peter gave “not bads” aplenty I made the change from a common reporter To up close and personal with CMHC And I dove in deep I exposed campaign emails all day I Google Doc with my peeps all day Woodward and Bernstein, it’s the projects way O’Hanlon and Lisas keep me going Forrest used to diss me Now he writes rec letters cause he miss me I never thought it could happen, this writin’ stuff I was too used to stackin’ listicles and stuff Now we’re getting close

time to say adios From the BMC down to the East Mall Campus reporter in spring ’17, no sleep for weeks News Editor that summer with Casey and Peach Then bikin’ to Alaska without fear Came back fall ’18 for my projects career Edits, late nights, interviews for my school {Considered a fool ‘cause I dropped out of high school) Stereotypes of mental illness misunderstood And it’s still all good News and projects, y’all know very well What you mean to me Thanks for picking me up when I’m down We made the Texan ours But I can’t stay long ‘Cause you’re the only paper I would work 50 cents an hour for And that’s the tea, time to go DT

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looking back. From hazing allegations to the abundance of electric scooters on every sidewalk, here’s a look back at this semester’s top moments.

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Scooters The University cracked down on the thousands of scooters on campus this semester. The Department of Parking and Transportation Services started impounding scooters in January and introduced 8 mph speed zones in March. Over 700 scooters have been impounded. Six different scooter companies now have permits to operate on campus, with the biggest players being Lime and Bird.

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Higher education Texan Diversity To reflect on the Texan’s past lack of diversity and inclusion efforts, we interviewed some of the first alumni staffers to break the newspaper’s homogenous mold. While writing the story, we spoke with alumni who attended UT ranging from its first years of integration in the late 1950s to the Texan’s election of its first black editor-in-chief in the early 1980s.

Higher education commissioner Raymund Paredes will resign this August after 15 years on the job. He has advocated on behalf of post-secondary institutions to the Texas Legislatures through eight sessions and was a vocal opponent of campus carry. However, even with his resignation, he is not retiring and plans to stay involved in higher education policy for years to come.

West Campus The Austin Transportation Department published the findings and recommendations of the West Campus lighting study in February, complete with short-, mid- and long-term plans to improve lighting in West Campus. The short-term plan, which should be completed over the summer, states the city will repair non-functioning fixtures, and crews will trim tree limbs obstructing existing lights.

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Campus A Capital Metro bus fatally struck cyclist Anthony John Diaz around 11 p.m. on San Jacinto Boulevard Jan. 28. UT police arrested bus driver Mindi Taylor Stafford in March, charging her with manslaughter and citing her reckless driving as the cause of Diaz’s death. Diaz’s family sued Stafford and her employers for more than $1 million for causing Diaz’s death.

After Nicky Cumberland’s death in October, the University launched a hazing investigation into the Texas Cowboys. The Office of Student Conduct found evidence of hazing in the fall of 2018 and in previous semesters, including physical brutality, animal cruelty, forced ingestion of unwanted substances and coerced consumption of alcohol. As a result, the Cowboys were suspended for six years, but the suspension’s The 86th Texas Legislative finalization is still pending. session will conclude on May 27, and June 16 is the deadline for Gov. Greg Abbott to sign or veto bills. On Aug. 26 all signed bills — except those that are effective immediately or specify a different effective date — become law. The Daily Texan is keeping an eye on legislation about free speech, Title IX reporting and electric scooters.

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Softball The No. 8-ranked Texas Longhorns softball team is heading into the Big 12 Championship on a fivegame winning streak. Texas comes in as the No. 3 seed for the tournament, and will face second-seeded Oklahoma State and fifth-seeded Iowa State in the pool play on May 10 at USA Hall of Fame Complex in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

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Center for Women in Law The University’s Center for Women in Law faced complaints of racism from several employees who have worked there. In the last year, at least seven women of color have quit their positions. The Daily Texan interviewed a student who said she quit her internship at the center because the work environment was hostile toward people of color. The same day the story was published, the executive director of the center resigned from her position.

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When House Bill 63 by state Rep. Joe Moody, D-El Paso, was introduced during the 86th session it received media attention and support from many lawmakers. HB 63 — which would remove jail time as a penalty for low grade marijuana possession — passed the House of Representatives. However, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick said he had no intention of introducing it in the Senate, effectively killing the bill.

The annual SXSW conference brings a conglomeration of notable guests each year, and 2019 did not disappoint. In addition to serving as a platform for emerging artists, wellknown comedians and business startups, SXSW 2019 doubled as a political arena. Speakers such as Elizabeth Warren, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Julián Castro made headlines with their appearances at the widely publicized event.

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Men’s Basketball Despite missing out on the NCAA tournament with a 21–16 regular season, an invite to the National Invitational Tournament still gave the Texas men’s basketball team some postseason action. The Longhorns pounced on the opportunity, running the table and winning the school’s second NIT Championship.

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Map Pesqueira, a freshman and transgender freshman, lost his military scholarship after President Donald Trump’s ban on transgender military personnel went into effect April 12. Since his story broke, he has received attention from national media, attended the GLAAD Media Awards and met with congressmen and celebrities. He also raised more than $27,000 to continue his education at UT next year.

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Admissions Student Government Next year, student body president Camron Goodman and vice president Amie Jean want to create a Transfer and Non-Traditional Student Center, according to their platform points. Other goals include broadening Sure Walk’s role, carrying out a Student Government resolution regarding voluntary sexual assault training for student groups and establishing optional training tags that show students what sensitivity training professors have completed.

The new Admissions Welcome Center, located on the ground floor of the Perry-Castañeda Library, is set to be completed by fall. While the current Visitor Center is off-campus at Walter Webb Hall on Guadalupe and 25th streets, UT Admissions hope the location and accessibility of the library will provide prospective students a better representation of daily campus life.

Accessibility With little parking available and no alternative options, students with chronic illnesses face additional barriers in order to get to class safely. Despite current accommodations, these students also have difficulty when receiving additional help due to a lack of awareness. Facing these challenges daily is an uphill battle.

In April, Michael Center, former University of Texas men’s tennis coach Michael Center, pled guilty to taking part in a nationwide scheme to admit wealthy students into renowned universities. In exchange for “incarceration at the low end” of the sentencing range, United States District Judge Richard Stearns accepted a guilty plea deal with Center. Center’s sentence hearing will take place Oct. 30 in Boston.

Student Government. The Texas Legislature. Campus accessibility. Here’s what to watch over break and this summer.

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Associate leaves Texan for even more education By Anna Lassmann @annalassmann

My time at the University of Texas has been short — three years to be exact — but well-lived. Between marching for the Longhorn Band and writing and editing for The Daily Texan, it’s a surprise that I managed to keep my grades up. When I first started at UT in the fall of 2016, I didn’t initially join the Texan. It wasn’t until a year later when I applied to be a general reporter for the news department and was graciously added to the staff by then-news editor Ellie Breed. My time as a general reporter was probably the greatest learning experience for me during my time at the Texan. The team of amazing editors at the time helped me develop my writing abilities, even when the edits sometimes seemed harsh – Paul Cobler takes the crown for most critical news desk editor that semester.

The following semester, Catherine Marfin, then-news editor and now-associate managing editor, added me to the permanent staff at the Texan as the breaking news reporter. That semester was definitely a wild ride. I cranked out two to five stories per week and infamously followed the story of former pharmacy professor Richard Morrisett, who had been allowed to keep his job at the University after pleading guilty to a domestic abuse felony, and was later found dead in his South Austin home. The work on those stories wouldn’t have been possible without Catherine, Ellie and Chase Karacostas. Chase then introduced me to the editing world last fall as a news desk editor, which helped me come into my role today as the associate news editor. This semester wouldn’t have been possible without the assistance from our fearless leader in the news department Claire Allbright and my co-associate news editor Sami Sparber.

Every semester, I debated not returning to the Texan, but something always drew me back in. Now that I reflect on my time at the Texan, I think its draw comes not only from the incredible work all the student journalists do here but also the incredible community present in the basement newsroom — even though sometimes the gloomy basement made me want to bang my head against a wall. As graduation draws near, I am sad to be leaving the greatest University in the world, but I’m grateful for all the opportunities it has provided me with, such as the Texan. Following graduation, I will continue my studies and work toward a master’s in strategic communication and innovation in an online program through Texas Tech University — I don’t know if I’ll be able to put my “guns up” though, because “hook ‘em horns” is forever in my heart.

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GR sucked, now sucks less

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By Katie Balevic @katelynbalevic

When you start something new, odds are you will suck at it. In some cases, you might not be that bad, but in others, you will look back at your first attempt and think, “Wow … that really sucked.” That’s how I look back at my first story for The Daily Texan. My roommate still has the picture of me grinning ear to ear and holding up the newspaper with my story on it. Two years later, I read that story and cringe. The structure didn’t flow well, my grammar was terrible and I’m honestly surprised it even got published. But still, I’m so glad I did it. I tried something new, and it became one of the defining aspects of my UT career. I just want to say thank you. I’m so incredibly thankful to everyone at the Texan who taught me how to write, but more importantly, how to listen. My legacy might be the girl that gets people fired, but in my defense, I only did it twice, and they didn’t even really get fired. They just experienced repercussions that come with shedding light on bad behavior. To the people

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who brought those stories to me and trusted me to write them, I hope I did them justice. Thank you for speaking up first. To management, thank you for your support when I write stories that could have legal repercussions and for paying all of my open records requests. Those stories had an impact, and I’m proud of them. To the editors who accepted my late pitches, thank you for not firing me. I’m still questioning your judgment on that one. To the news desk editors who corrected the same errors over and over again, thank you for not hitting me upside the head with your keyboard. If our roles were reversed, I could not have been that patient. Thank you. To the general reporters who will someday turn into the Texan’s leaders, write things that matter. Listen to the communities that haven’t been heard and the people at UT that haven’t been represented. Take an active role in shedding light on issues that impact marginalized communities. Our role as a newspaper is to be there for students, and now it’s your job to fulfill that mission.

There are a lot of 30 columns out there, but this one? This one is mine By Tirza Ortiz @t_mariiee

I’m used to writing 280 characters max so bear with me as I sappily write about my time with the paper. I joined The Daily Texan the fall semester of my junior year. I thought I’d stay for one semester, two tops. Well, five semesters, three departments and a couple leadership roles later here we are. When I think of the Texan, I don’t think of the work I produced. I’m proud of what I’ve done, but the people and experiences made my time worthwhile. I think of running in the rain to get food, 200 people crammed into an apartment, ping-pong tournaments, ‘highs and lows,’ filming at 5 a.m., pulling all nighters to finish class assignments and drinking too much boba. I also think of the impact we’ve made as an organization. Working in social media means reading messages from readers. They’re

not always good, but when they are, they’re really good. Reading about a story positively affecting someone reminded me what it meant to be a journalist. Now, of course, is the time to deliver shout-outs to the people who helped me grow. Alex: My 915 sister from another mister, my first editor, my friend for life. You’re so patient, so caring and so dedicated to everything that you do. If it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t be where I am today. I can’t wait to see what you do in the future. Ryan and Peter: You both put up with me this semester. Ryan, thanks for trusting me with the Twittersphere. I always felt like the DT Twitter was my burner account. Peter, thanks for letting me write our newsletter the way I wanted, even though I’d write it at 4 a.m. Sarah and Peyton: My favorite duo right after El and Taquito. Thank you for taking a chance on me. You both inspire me to not only be a better storyteller, but a

better person. I loved being video’s social media intern. New York is lucky to have you both in the fall. All my other friends in the basement: Thanks for keeping me sane. I’ve never been around so many talented people that make my stomach ache with laughter. I wish I could name everyone, but you’ll know who you are because we follow each other on Instagram. Last but not least, mom and dad: Thank you for being so supportive when I told you I wanted to move nine hours away to pursue journalism. Thank you for supporting all of my endeavors and being my rock. I love you both tremendously. I’ll always cherish my time at the paper. I don’t know what I’ll do now — maybe take a social media hiatus. I’m just happy I had the opportunity to be apart of the legacy that is The Daily Texan. Catch y’all on the flip side, I’m officially logging off.

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Forum editor asks for final thoughts on any topic, prints last explainer By Jennifer Liu @jenn_liu98

You know how sometimes you pause, take a good look around and just wonder how you got there? Because I have no idea how I got here. All I remember is sitting in an airport lounge the summer after freshman year and filling out the Texan’s interest form because I had nothing to else to do, and nothing to lose. I ended up joining the paper that June, and then spent a year as an issue reporter. As an ex-premed, it was a way to keep in touch with my science-y side, while learning more than I ever thought I would. I learned about cutting-edge research and new scientific discoveries, and that pitches are the worst, coming up with questions is really hard and putting out even one article a week requires serious time management. But the best part of being a reporter was talking to some really cool people who truly love what

they do, and turning interviews into conversations. They showed me the type of person I want to be — someone as equally passionate about something, anything. With this job, I learned about having patience, understanding and empathy. Last year I switched to opinion, and forum ended up becoming home — certainly a stressful one at times, but still a constant, and something I always looked forward to. Forum I have to thank for: learning how to hound and pester shamelessly in the noble goal of fostering conversation and public discourse, discovering that people on and around campus are incredibly passionate about real and important issues and realizing the value of having different voices speak up. Also, the comment section on our website can be a real bloodbath. To Julianne, thank you for being so kind and welcoming to a reporter who had absolutely no idea what she was doing. Scitech introduced me to so much.

Molly, thank you for the snacks those late Sunday nights. You taught me how to look for ideas and people in places I never would have considered, and I can’t imagine having had someone better to learn how to navigate forum with. And thank you, Liza, for being the best editor-in-chief. Thank you for having immense patience while I struggled with InDesign, for not hating me Sunday mornings when I would told you no one had submitted yet and for dealing with my absolute inability to come up with coherent headlines. Spencer, thanks for fixing said headlines and for being such a reliable honorary forum editor. You’re gonna kill it next year. I can’t decide how to end this, so I’ll just go with what I know best and, for the very last time, say: As always, if you have thoughts on this topic or any other, please feel free to reach out to us at thedailytexanforum@gmail.com.

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Sports writer thankful for Spurs, ride at Texan By Steve Helwick @s_helwick

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Fake engineer bids farewell to fake news, journalism By Keshav Prathivadi @kpthefirst

It feels though as if every time I’ve done something related to the basement, there’s always been an aura of uncertainty. Applying for a spot in the sports department permanent staff on three different occasions, credentials for the NFL Draft and Super Bowl LIII all had that “whatever, it doesn’t hurt to try” mentality attached to it knowing that I was in no way qualified for any of it. The crazy thing is I got all of the things listed above. And man, did it make those three years in the down there worth it. Let’s talk about it. Well, every hero has his journey. Mine started by getting mad at ESPN or Dallas Morning News beat reporters slandering my beloved Dallas Cowboys. I couldn’t just stand there and watch; I had to take action. Enter The Daily Texan. I’ll be honest, I found it pretty hard to fit in the office my first couple of semesters. As an aerospace engineering student, I didn’t have any journalistic acumen or even know what “AP Style” or “em dash” meant. But with every hero, it’s the beginning that’s always the hardest. And with some help, I spent three years of college in a musty basement and became a somewhat decent writer — but I can’t leave without thanking my fellow inhabitants. To Ezra, Tyler, Shap, Trent, Alex and

Ross, thanks for letting an engineer invade your ranks. I hope you got to realize that we’re actually not robots. To Peter, thanks for being one of my harshest critics. Seriously, your advice made me the writer I am today. To the Daily Flexin’ crew, you’re welcome. And yes, I’m talking about my career-high seven point explosion that sent us surging into this year’s intramural playoffs. Championship or bust next year. Kirsten and Mireya, thanks for making our side of the office the best side. I’ll be sure to put Skrillex on at 11:30 p.m. sharp and Kacey Musgraves’ Golden Hour right before that. To Catherine, it’s been a privilege working for you. I’m sure you’re now convinced that I’m the best sports bro in the office. To Ross, thanks for being an amazing editor (and friend) and never letting me down in Waterfall, like ever. We’ll always have Atlanta, and I know for a fact that you’re gonna kill it in New York. I can’t go without thanking my HSA friends or Aerospace Lads for helping me complete the hero’s journey. There’s too many of you to individually name, but don’t think I’ll ever forget about y’all. Through all the articles I wrote, pingpong matches I got skunked in and every “not bad” my story got, I met some pretty amazing people along the way. It’s time sports’ token engineer says thank you, and so long. Mrs. Obama … it’s been an honor.

I remember submitting my Daily Texan application back in September 2015. What journalistic experience do you have? None. I hadn’t written anything outside of an English paper. After contemplation, I realized that didn’t matter. Writing about sports was something I trained my whole life for, from my days reading the 752-page “NFL Record & Fact Book” in first grade to compiling Excel spreadsheets on NBA stats. I knew it was time to allow all that information materialize in the form of writing. Fast forward four years, and I’ve been in places I never envisioned when my high school self committed to Texas as a chemistry major. It’s still hard to comprehend I stood on the sidelines at the Sugar Bowl and sat courtside at March Madness, and I’m forever grateful for experiencing such moments firsthand. Last January, another lifelong dream of mine came to fruition — I covered my favorite sports team. The San Antonio Spurs lured me into basketball during the 2003 NBA Finals, and 16 years later, I was in the AT&T Center writing about a crunch-time win over the Brooklyn Nets. I even received a death glare by my childhood hero Gregg Popovich for asking an ill-advised question in the press conference. Sorry, Pop. While continuing to write for several outlets, I expanded my arsenal by adding broadcasting. Broadcasting allowed me to unleash my inner Ernie Johnson

when calling highlights on air, film postgame standups from football stadiums across the country and even create a viral video asking partygoers about their NBA jerseys. When I think about how I came this far, I know none of this happens without external support. First, I’d like to thank God, for it is He who makes all things possible in this life. Second, my family has been an integral part of every recap, feature and video tied to my name, and they deserve the world for their unwavering support. Sometimes I wonder where my ardent passion for sports stems from, and the answer is very clear. Dad, I remember sprinting downstairs and parking next to you on the couch every Sunday night in Delaware to watch Chris Berman on NFL Primetime. Whether it’s attending NBA Playoffs games with you or watching Pittsburgh sports together, that same exhilaration from sports has prolonged into my early twenties. Because of your influence, your footprints have made just as much of a mark on this journey as mine. Now that I’m graduating college and beginning a professional career, what’s next? I can assure you one thing: I’m not done writing about sports. I didn’t come this far only to come this far. Maybe I can cover all 39 Bowl games. Maybe I’ll be credentialed to the NBA Finals one day. It may sound improbable now, but when I think about the road I’ve traversed the past four years, improbable is possible.

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Former photo editor almost forgets to write headline in time By Carlos Garcia @Brolos95

I’m finally here. I’m finally writing my damn 30. It’s weird because I’ve dreamed about what I wanted to say in this blank space for the longest time. I thought about writing a song, making some jokes, even writing a couple of cheesy haikus. To be honest, I still don’t know what to say, so I’m just going to speak from the heart and hope that this makes sense along the way. The Daily Texan has saved my life. I mean that literally. This place gave me a home and for someone who has felt lost for so long, I’m grateful for the countless hours I’ve spent here making fun of Anthony and destroying Kirsten in ping-pong. In all seriousness, I’m thankful and honored to have found a family at the 40 Acres. Joining this shitty-ass paper has been the best decision I’ve have ever made. From concerts to chaotic protests, every moment I spent photographing here is a moment that I will carry forever. On to the shout-outs: Peter, thanks for being our biggest cheerleader. Your constant words of encouragement have really brightened up the

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rat-infested place. To my photo editor predecessors, I only hope to grow and become half the photographer you guys were. I’m honored that y’all

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set the bar so high and gave me something to work towards during my time here. Juan, I love you man. Thanks for being a great friend and an even greater inspiration. Zoe,

I hope to be as kind as you one day. Thanks for letting Juan take me in, and I swear I took off my shoes every time. Josh, you a real one, I’ll see you at the Billboard’s one day! Cano, I still can’t believe you lost those Weezer pictures. To the beautiful ladies from EP, Chuco town OGs! Social media squad, Alex and Tirza, it was real fam. We killed it, no cap. Briana, thank you for convincing me to join this hellhole. Angel, thanks for following me into this hellhole. Katie and Anthony, this year wouldn’t be the same without you guys. You guys have helped me through my worst and I couldn’t thank you guys enough. It’s because of you guys that you made my final semester a fantastic one. Eddie and Angela, never change. You guys are the epitome of great photographers and I can’t wait to see what you guys do. Alex, Ross, Kirsten, JT, you guys are the realest. You guys made coming back to the basement seem less like a chore. Ellie, Forrest and Catherine, I don’t know why y’all hired me but thanks for the opportunity. I hope I didn’t disappoint as much as most of your parties did. Anyways, my time is up. I love you 3000, Texan.

Senior photographer seeks new adventures outside office By Angela Wang @wangela_angela

Despite all the ridiculous things I have done for the Texan, writing this column is by far the hardest. I have had a near-miss with death, chased disasters with cameras and driven an old van the whole way to and from New Orleans during a hurricane watch. Yet this is the most difficult assignment I’ve been given. It seems in spite of the countless hours I have spent in the newsroom, I still do not know how to string together more than two sentences at a time. If you know me at all, you know I’m terrible with words. In fact, I’m a terrible communicator in general. Any of my friends can tell you that. On top of that, I am not a sappy person. I have the emotional maturity of a small child. My prevailing mood is ambivalence. Otherwise, I am petulant and frustrated, giddy and hyperactive or extremely somber. So, I am struggling to find what to say. I can’t say I’m entirely sad about leaving. That would not be the complete truth. While flipping through my sketch-journal for ideas of what to write, I found this scribbled on the back of my cover sketch for Double Coverage volume 13, issue 5: “Feels

like it’s been forever since I’ve had my shit together.” That characterizes about 60% of my time at the Texan. What I mean to say is I feel relieved. I will, however, miss the camaraderie only collective sleep-deprivation and stress can bring to a group. I guess the thing that keeps me from feeling too sad about leaving is the knowledge that though my time with the Texan is ending, the friendships I have made through the Texan are not. To my friends from random other student publications: what an incredible community to be a part of. Thanks for having me. To Juan, thank you for taking a chance on a young freshman who barely knew how to work with a camera and for teaching me to find light wherever I am. Gabe, we had a rough start with the whole Target kerfuffle, but you still took time to mentor me, and I am forever grateful. Carlos, thank you for being an emotional sounding board during some of my most depressive states. For all the crap we give you, Anthony, I have faith you won’t let the department crash and burn next semester (Eddie, please keep him in check). Bless you Peter for having patience with me and allowing me to stay on even as I took a job with Athletics. Vanessa, Andrea, Alex, Drew and Ross: I love you guys, and

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college career, and I am so incredibly blessed to have been a part of this family. Daily Texan forever.

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Design editor stumbles, falls By Andrea D’Mello @andream97

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By Alex Dominguez @adominguez37

I wanted to fit in. As a lonely freshman 500 miles away from home, I wanted to find my place on campus. I ended up in a musty basement somehow, and I never looked back. I often like to think about my time at the Texan while walking down the office steps. I like to think about all the tweets and newsletters, and other things, I’ve written. But my favorite things to think about are all the experiences I’ve had and people I’ve met. Finding a constant in college is hard, so I want to thank some people who were able to give me that during my nine semesters working here. Forrest, I don’t know why you took so many chances on me, but I appreciate every single one. You basically invented audience engagement, so it’s been an honor working with you on new ideas and products. You’re a role model.

Catherine, you made last summer one I’ll never forget. Trying to figure out how to do our jobs in the management office was a blast. I wouldn’t have wanted to do it with any other geek. This semester, every Monday and Wednesday, Andrea and I would try to keep it together. Sometimes, Kirsten would join too. Thank y’all for always making me feel so welcome and thanks for all the countless laughs. Y’all really are the baddest bitches. Carlos and Tirza, there were many times when I wanted to give up, but y’all reminded me us El Paso kids have to stick together. Thank you for your hard work on p-staff and your friendship along the way. Puro 915. Michael, there’s so much to say about you but I’ll keep it short for now. You’re my favorite part of this whole experience. You listened to me rant and cry, and you always had my back. Thank you for being a best friend. You’re going to keep doing amazing things, and I’m so

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excited to see where your next funny tweet takes you. Of course, I can’t forget my roots. Mom, you’re my light. Dad, you’re my rock, and I literally wouldn’t have been able to work this low-paying (but all-time consuming) job without your support. Thank you. To Kevin, my friends and the rest of my family: All of this was possible because of you. I learned a lot managing the digital side of a newspaper. There were times when people didn’t follow the digital posting rules, but then again, some people didn’t even follow the handbook rules, so I’m not complaining. Thank you to everyone for helping me push the paper in new directions. It was hard leaving home four years ago. I wish I could say leaving this one will be easier, but I don’t think it will. I’m so grateful to have found my place. . . . Send tweet.

Walking down the basement stairs for the first time, I was doubtful and I had no idea what to expect. Little did I know my first semester would include a search party for possums in the ceiling, an unfortunate run-in with Sam Ehlinger and the discovery of a longlost cousin. As if those weren’t enough reasons for me to stick around, here are a few more: My management queens — Ellie and Forrest, y’all are the reason I ended up in the big office, and because of that, I will always question your judgment. In all seriousness, I’ve loved every moment of it so thank you. You two made me excited to come into work week after week. My design family — you were the first people that made the Texan feel like a home. Sunnie, my design queen, thank you for teaching me everything. Mireya and Renee, the combination of sass and strong brows is unstoppable. I’m excited to watch you both grow as designers and leaders. The jokes from the sports department. Not the funny kind, but the people kind. Keshav, Donnavan and Robert — thank you for putting up with my endless eye rolls and side eyes. It’s all love (most of the time). Alex — the funny one, not the sports one. I’m so grateful that our friendship blossomed this semester. Thank you for keeping me sane. Your side eyes and shade throwing skills are unmatched. Catherine — you radiate light and energy in this dingy basement. You will always be the queen of copy

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log memes. You’re going to kill it this fall, and everyone knows it. The Monday and Wednesday crews — Jason, Brittany and everyone else who was forced to put up with me, I’m so sorry. Vanessa and Daisy — our friendships may have started in the basement, but I’m eternally grateful that they grew beyond these office walls. Peter — this is off the record, but I would have never made it this far at the Texan without your encouragement and support. Never change, Peter. My time at the Texan is coming to a close, and it feels like it’s happening too soon. But as my closest friends prepare to leave the basement, it’s seems only fitting that I part ways as

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well. I don’t think I could ever come back to the Texan without you guys. It would never be the same. To Kirsten — thanks for listening to my rants, my drama and everything that I honestly should have kept to myself. To Angela — thank you for being my hype woman and favorite photographer. I’m confident we’ll be friends for the long run, sorry girlie. And finally, to Ross — New York doesn’t know what’s coming. For the last time, the midnight deadline is quickly approaching, but I feel a sense of comfort this time around knowing I leave the basement with relationships and memories that I’ll keep forever.

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Projects reporters says goodbye to Texan, keeps its lessons By London Gibson @LondonGibson

When I was a freshman, The Daily Texan was scary. I was told by every journalism professor at UT that if I really wanted to be a reporter, I needed to join the Texan — but I didn’t. Call it rebellion or call it cowardice, but I thought I could learn what I needed to learn without taking those spooky steps down into the basement. I should’ve known better. I wrote for three separate publications before I found myself in the news department, but I learned more during those first few weeks in news than I did in two years at all of those publications combined. I’ve held five different positions at the Texan, but my favorite by far was working as a senior reporter in the fall semester of 2017. Writing four to five stories a week (sometimes seven) was hell, but I loved it. My editors, Ellie, Catherine and Forrest, taught me when to beef up an article, when to cut way back and when to rewrite completely. Chase, my partner in crime and news editor during the infamous fall semester of 2018, taught me how to

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be strong, get up and keep working even when entirely overwhelmed. And thanks to Kirsten, I know exactly where to put my commas. Peter fulfilled the role of “adviser” better than I can imagine anyone else fulfilling it. He was almost as scary as the Texan itself at first, but his guidance has given me more confidence as a reporter moving into the “real world” of journalism. And I continue to be amazed by my fellow reporters. Maria, Kayla, Morgan and Lisa, the other members of our girl-power projects department, are both inspirational and intimidating in their success. The Texan wasn’t a supplement to my journalism education — these people were my journalism education. There’s something strange about sharing a dimly lit, underground room with a bunch of college students, but there’s also something a little wonderful about it. Everybody here loves to complain — complain about the work, the hours, the difficult sources. But we all know what we’re really saying. We love it. If I could go back, I would have joined the Texan sooner, but I am grateful for the time I had. I think I spent it well.

Sports writer says thank you, goodbye to journalism By Robert Larkin @r_larkintexas

I was in the middle of a disastrous golf round when Alex Briseño called me last August. Normally, I wouldn’t have taken a phone call during a round like that. But to be honest, everything that could go wrong on a golf course had, up to that point. I was shanking balls left and right. I couldn’t hit a ball off a tee. It truly was one of those days that makes you question why God would torture us with such a game. So, when Alex called, I had nothing to lose. We had plans to talk about my position at The Daily Texan last fall. And while it wasn’t unexpected, I was struggling with what I was going to say. See, I had made this crazy decision that I wanted to go to law school, and I started to get a feeling that one more semester at the Texan wouldn’t be worth my time. But as I prepared to tell Alex my plans, he rushed ahead and told me I made permanent staff. I didn’t know what to expect from the position, or how I was going to break the news I wasn’t going to do it in the first place. As I struggled with

that, however, I blurted out two words instead. “Thanks man!” Suddenly I was stuck. I debated calling Alex back after that, but I just accepted the job instead and decided it may not be that bad. That turned out to be the best choice I made at The University of Texas. The past two semesters rewarded me in a way I never could have imagined, meeting some of the most wonderful people on the 40 Acres. I made some amazing friends and memories. I broadened my perspective and learned why other newspaper departments hate sports. I’ve had many friends ask me why I spent the time I did this past year at my job. To be honest, I wouldn’t trade a minute. Some quick shoutouts for the people that made it happen: To Alex and Ross, y’all are some of the best editors and people I’ve ever met. You are both younger than me, but I’ve always admired the way you made me and others better. To the rest of the sports department, I loved chopping it up with y’all every time we met. I know the group is in good hands next year. To Kirsten, Jason and the copy

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What’s worse than being a science nerd who raves about science is being a science nerd who raves about science and writes about it. Entering UT as a freshman this year, I had a feeling that I would spend half of my time stuck in a stress-oozing biology lab, but I didn’t expect that I’d spend the other half in a stress-oozing, windowless, newspaper-printing basement. Yet, here I am. I counted all the articles I’ve written for the Texan and it totaled to 34 — which I don’t think is too bad for a freshman. I’ve got a lot of people to thank for this: Thank you to Sarah Bloodworth and Annie Zhang for not only being wonderful and inspiring science and technology editors, but also friends, mentors and guides for me during my first year of college. You guys are truly human beings of the highest quality. Thank you to Cason Hunwick for recruiting me to the Texan and for always encouraging me to push the boundaries of science journalism. Thank you to the entire

desk, y’all are the unsung heroes in the newsroom. Y’all are the best. To Ellie, Andrea, Catherine and Forrest, I appreciate all the hard

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Scitech reports leaves to find cell-f By Tien Nguyen

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scitech (now research) staff for helping me find sources, making me laugh, giving me advice on my articles and just being all-around amazing people. Although I may spend a lot of time complaining about deadlines, the overwhelming time commitment necessary to write for this paper, and the tremendous stress that comes along with the job, I’ve got to say it was worth it. From scientists to surgeons and student researchers to student entrepreneurs, I’ve had the chance to meet and talk with incredible people across the Forty Acres. I’ve had the opportunity to share their stories with the entire UT community, all the while expanding my own appreciation for the beauty of science and technology. As the mad genius scientist Rick Sanchez once said, “To live is to risk it all, otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.” So thank you to this basement for pushing me beyond what I thought I was capable of and showing me what it means to have a voice on this campus. I can’t wait to see what the next three years has in store for me.

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work you put in. Seriously, I’ve never seen people so committed to their work. My journalism career is over, at

By Wesley Story @WesleyStory0

My seven semesters at the Texan are a blur. I would be lying if I told you I remember every story I wrote or every article I edited. That being said, there were some standout moments I will never forget. I’ll never forget what it felt like to report my first story and see my byline in the paper the next day. I’ll never forget the parties and pitch meetings. On second thought, I suppose there are a few holes in those memories, @ClaireAllbright. And I’ll never forget the people who made my time at the Texan special. Hannah, aka my better half, you’ve kept me laughing these past three years and I’m glad we made the decision to come back for our last semester. I’m going to miss making fun of how ridiculously smart you are and bragging to people about your GPA and MCAT scores. Claire, we may have no idea what our futures hold, but I am proud of what you’ve done as news editor. Our time in college began together, and it’s only fitting that we end it together. I will always be your biggest cheerleader. A few other badass women and gays need to be mentioned. Lisa, Maria, Ellie, Catherine, Kayla, Forrest and Chase, y’all have kept this place running these past few years and your leadership will impact the paper for years to come. I love you all. For those

least for now. But to everyone at the Texan, thank you so much for allowing this kid be a part of it all. Peace.

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Story writes his last story (at The Daily Texan) of you graduating, you are leaving the paper better than when you found it. Now let’s get serious for a second. Across the country, news outlets are going out of business, people are being laid off and hostility toward journalists has been exacerbated by certain political figures who want to keep the public in the dark. This epidemic is not isolated to professional newsrooms, but has impacted college newspapers as well. Let’s take a look back at what the “enemy of the people” here at the Texan have accomplished this semester. We’ve reported on discrimination that led to the resignation of the Center for Women in Law director, covered tragedies that changed how our campus approaches student safety and received national attention because of our story about Map Pesquiera, a transgender student who lost his scholarship because of the military ban. If you had your doubts, let these stories serve as incontestable evidence that STUDENT JOURNALISM MATTERS. Working at the Texan is not easy. It’s often thankless. So, I want to use my final words in my last story for this paper to say thank you. Thank you to the Texan staffers of past, present and future, for choosing to take on a role so crucial to the life of our University. And to any who are pursuing journalism after college, thank you. In a world where truth has become a precious commodity, we need people like you speaking truth to power.

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News desk editor deletes last comma By Hannah Daniel @hannnahdaniel

During my time at UT, people were often confused when I told them I — a public health student aspiring to go to medical school — spent much of my free time working for a newspaper. For a while, so was I. Although it sometimes felt pointless to spend my time badgering sources for interviews or pestering reporters about deadlines, at other times, it made absolute sense — when a student who had seen his city destroyed by a hurricane thanked me for sharing his story or when I felt the terrible responsibility of editing a fellow student’s obituary. In moments like these, I realized why lab reports and organic chemistry exams couldn’t keep me away from the basement – because the work we did there mattered. To all the student journalists I worked with and learned from during my semesters at the Texan, thank you for your tireless commitment to what you do. Your work is important, and the world needs you.

Even when I had no desire to attend another obscure lecture or begrudgingly delete another oxford comma, The Daily Texan had an undeniable appeal – the people. Wynne, thank you for welcoming me into the basement for the first time. Forrest, you are one of the best people I have ever known. Thank you for making the news department feel like home. Ellie, you were my favorite news desk editor when I started as a general reporter, and I’ll always be grateful that you gave me a chance to try to be that for someone else. Catherine and Claire, thanks for letting me stay when I couldn’t make myself leave. Lisa, Kayla, Maria and Chase, thank you for making me hate pitch meetings a little less. Wesley, I couldn’t have asked for a better other half. I love y’all. Now, as my dreams of attending medical school become reality and my six semesters at the Texan come to a close, I feel both nostalgic and scared for the future. But, more than anything, I feel grateful.

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News editor says bye to position she never thought she’d get By Claire Allbright @claireallbright

My time at The Daily Texan has really come full circle. I started as a general reporter my first semester freshman year, wide-eyed and eager to learn. After a stint in the copy department, time as a news desk editor and one crazy legislative session, I said “bye, see ya later” to a place — and a news department — that had been my home for two years. After completing the Archer Program in Washington, D.C., I assumed I’d be back at the Texan. But my plate was full — I learned Arabic and interned at The Texas Tribune. Despite my crazy schedule, I was always looking for how to fit the Texan in. I had almost given up when I heard the news department was in need of a department head. The truth is, I was in need of the news department. But coming back was scary.

I hardly recognized any of the names on the staff applications, yet y’all quickly made me feel like I was back home. To my senior reporters and news desk editors, y’all were tasked with the enormous jobs of writing and editing stories about every corner of the campus. You did that so well this year — our campus is better informed for it. And to my general reporters, this paper values your work more than you’ll ever know. Thank you for letting me be your news editor. Clocking in at 50 people strong, the news department is the backbone of this paper. What we do here is incredible. Every single day there’s school, we create a paper. For so many, including myself, this place is where they get their first byline. I wanted to be news editor to give back to the place that gave me so much. I hope I was able to do that. But I couldn’t have gotten here alone.

Sam, I can only hope I was half as good a news editor as you — thank you for welcoming me. Forrest, Catherine and Ellie — I can’t believe the three of us started together four years ago, and I don’t have the words to express how much it means to me that we were all here this semester. Y’all are going to do incredible things. Wesley, you’ve been my longest friend on this campus — finishing this semester with you by my side feels right. Chase, thank you for the countless conversations, margs and encouraging text messages — your support has meant the world. And Anna and Sami, thank you for all of your work this semester — I couldn’t have done it without you. I don’t know what the future holds — for now, I’m looking forward to my wedding in November — but I do know that this place and these people have prepared me for whatever is next.

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Sports editor makes deadline, saves print journalism By Ross Burkhart @twitterhandle

I often think about how many times you get to experience the first day of your life. Not literally. That’s weird. I mean, how many times are you awarded a day so significant that it feels deserving of an entire chapter? My best friend Ty said 50. My guess was 14. The only thing I know for sure is that The Daily Texan has given me a lot of them. The first time I ever heard the words “Daily Texan,” I saw a group tabling near the CMA. Some guy with braces told me to write down my email address. Kinda nice. Super bald. It’s a good thing he did. If he hadn’t, you’d be hearing from a very different

version of myself. If it weren’t for the Texan, I wouldn’t be as confident as I am. I definitely wouldn’t be on my way to Sports Illustrated. And I would’ve never met a lot of people I’ve come to love. Alex, since I started working with you, my standard for journalism has been raised. It’s the reason I spent every week of football season trying to write a better story than you. You are the reason I want to be the best at this — because you bring out some of the best in me. You’re my Juan in a Million. Lili, you’ve been in my life longer than anybody at the Texan. For some reason, the universe brought us together in that journalism lab and I’m forever grateful for it. When I come to Hyde Park, I always know there’s a frozen pizza calling my name.

Andrea, the first time I met you, we were at Pluckers. I don’t think that’s a coincidence. You are almost as great as those coupons. Almost. You give without asking for a single thing in return. You are supportive of even my loftiest aspirations. Because of you, I feel more like myself than I have in a very long time. Thank you. To the rest of Andrea Queen (Vanessa, Drew and Angela), thanks for inviting a lowly swimming and diving writer to come hang out. Kirsten, my Sebastian Stan, thanks for being an easy target. See you in New York. To everyone in the sports department that makes us the most fun corner of the basement, this has been an incredible ride. Robert, you cover the NIT like nobody’s business. Donnavan, I’ve

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had a blast clowning people with you. Keep doing it for the both of us. And to Keshav, the Ayo to my Teo, we’ll always have Atlanta.

To Forrest and Catherine, thanks for being sports allies. Ellie, thanks for hiring a subpar GR, but a half-decent sports editor. Believe it or not, I’m

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Of all the stressful deadlines I’ve faced at the Texan, writing this column is the toughest. I don’t quite know how to summarize my time here, since my job has been to make other people’s content look cool. Coming in to the basement freshman year as an issue designer, I had no idea why I was doing it. I was premed and neuroscience, with goals of making breakthroughs in medical research and treatments. So I did what anyone would do — I joined my school newspaper. My then-roommate, knowing that I had no intentions of pursuing design or journalism, asked me why I would waste time there. I couldn’t give her an answer besides “I like it there.” At the end of that

semester, I made a list of priorities. I can’t remember if the Texan was even on that list. I told myself I’d do it for one semester just to do something outside of science. Somehow, it climbed its way up to one of the top positions on that list. That summarizes why I stayed until becoming design editor — I couldn’t stop liking it. It wasn’t just the designing itself, I grew to like the people too. Here’s to everyone who gave me a reason to keep coming back. To the Thursday Crew, Kirsten, Keshav and Catherine, I usually say we only make deadline with Skrillex, but maybe it’s because you guys are great at what you do. It was mainly Skrillex, though. For guidance, thanks to Andrea, who helped me transition into the role and gave me the confidence to be a department head. Thank

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you Peter and Forrest for pushing me to never settle for “adequate.” To my #designteam, thanks for making my job easy and putting out a great paper day after day after day. Even when stories drop, verticals come in and InDesign crashes, you manage to erase all the evidence. After I said I would leave last semester, and the one before that, I’m actually doing it this time. Print journalism is dying and I’m putting my design career to rest. I can’t begin to explain how much I’ve grown from working at the Texan. The Texan largely contributed to shaping me into the person I am now — a better leader, friend and thinker. Down the line, I know I’ll walk by the Texan office, see someone in a Texan sweatshirt or glance at the issues sitting in the stands and think, “I liked it there.”

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Copy desk chief says sorry, goodbye to freshmEn By Kirsten Handler @handlerwcare

My first day as copy desk chief went poorly. I was proud of the paper that day. I thought it would print free of errors, but then I woke up to texts asking if I knew the difference between “freshman” and “freshmen.” I looked at the dom headline: Mooov-In welcomes freshman Not the thousands of first years who had recently started college. Just one. As is the case with most things I’ve done at the Texan, someone (everyone) roasted me, and it stuck. My friends will likely never let it rest. They’re my favorite people. Slan, thank you for encouraging me to try out for copy. I owe you everything. Peyton, Sarah, Katie — New York will be the best adventure. Please go to Yankee Stadium with me. Nicole, Paul, London — you’re great reporters who make me feel like I know something about journalism. Alex, you’re a badass social media queen. Thank you, Photo Kings. Carlos, I like our sad playlist.

I love that we don’t listen to it as much as we used to. Gabe, you will be a great physical therapist. But you really need to learn how to stop me from draining a three right in your face. Thank you both for showing me friendship when I didn’t quite think I deserved it. To my Thursday Crew, thank you. Keshav and Mireya, the JoBros have nothing on us. Catherine, you’re the nastiest person I know, and you deserve your bird. You’ll be legendary in the fall. Thanks for making good copy logs since Forrest, who makes me laugh until my “Ribs” get tough, never learned how. I have my copy family: Irissa, Lawson, Minnah and DQ, rockstars who deserve every word of affirmation; Taylor, my Grey’s sister; Jason, my meme-making friend; Brittany, the most trustworthy person I know; Jimena, my one true super trouper; Haylee, who has the best judgment of vibrations. Thanks for all the shit-talking (one word, hyphenated). I have sports bros: Alex, my favorite ping-pong partner; Drew, who shares my love for Sandra; Ross, a

Bucky Barnes enthusiast and my personal critic; Donnavan, who is almost always wrong but makes late-night editing worth it; Robert, the nicest human I know. Here’s to writing and lawyering in the future. Do y’all even know when deadline is? Ellie, you’ve been my rock. Thanks for the basketball, long cries and sarcasm. More importantly, thanks for all the car rides — especially that one to the ER. We need to stop going to the ER. Vanessa, you suck at ping-pong but have a knack for twisting Astros slogans. Thank you for every awful joke and for being my favorite sports bro. You are my best friend. Andrea, you were my first real friend at UT and the paper. Thanks for taking that SURE Ride with me. You, and your never-ending support (and wine and popcorn), made this a place worth coming back to. And finally, to the freshmen, I’m sorry. I hope you all had a good first year. Here’s to an even better sophomore year. At least there’s no way to mess that headline up.