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WONK ONE YEAR LATER: OUR WRAP-UP COVERAGE OF THE CAMPAIGN (Page 8)

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IN THIS ISSUE

FROM THE TWITTERSPHERE @alextessler, April 23

3 POLICE BLOTTER + EAGLE RANTS 4 NEWS 4 5 6

Man, I love Washington DC. Fell in love with it when I visited @AmericanU the other week. The electricity of this Caps game just conrms it

‘EXPLOITED WONK’ ROTC GENDER GAP

@lesleysiu, April 22

‘You’re going to Australia... and Scotland.. AND you go to @AmericanU.. are you sure you don’t work for the CIA??’ -@BananaRepublic coworker

10 SCENE

@Dvrbkwrm, April 22

You know you go to @AmericanU when u go from testdriving an electric car (the Chevy Volt) to supporting the campus plan at a mock-dorm demo

10 SUMMER PLAYBOOK 11 LOOK OF THE WEEK 12 ON THE TUBE

@kelchmee, April 22

17 OPINION

I wish @AmericanU had a twitter acct for the AU shuttle so I could regularly tell them how late it is. #TheNewWMATA

17 STAFF EDITORIAL 17 LETTER FROM THE GRADUATING EDITOR 18 SMARTER THAN I LOOK

@KCartero, April 22

@AmericanU sent email asking alumni to volunteer @ phonathon (i.e. beg other alumni for $) using their personal cell phones #embarrassing

20 SPORTS 19 MLB 20 LACROSSE 20 SIDELINE SCHOLAR

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Black student leaders feel AU event policy is unfair Late-night, large-scale policy launched after 2009 event, fight By LAUREN LANDAU Eagle Staff Writer

Students in several black student organizations on campus say a Student Activities policy unfairly discriminates against their groups. The policy governs latenight, large-scale events, which are defined as starting or ending after 11 p.m., having more than 250 guests and more than 50 percent non-AU guests in attendance. If those criteria are met, then at least 10 AU students must be available to work the entire event and the organization may need to hire private security if Public Safety and Student Activities deem it necessary. Caribbean Circle President Dshawna Bernard and Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity brother Jeremiah Headen said the policy poses unnecessary restrictions on certain student groups, particularly National Pan-Hellenic Council organizations, Caribbean Circle and the Black Student Alliance. The policy requires 10 AU students to work the event, but notes that organizations may co-sponsor to meet this requirement. None of AU’s NPHC organizations have enough members to host an event on its own because the majority of AU’s NPHC chapters are city-wide and some of the members are from other D.C. area schools. Although BSA does not have to invite people from off campus, BSA President Ariel McMillan said her group is very close with black student alliances from other D.C. area schools. “We’re more of a family because there’s so few of us that we tend to act as one community rather than as individual schools,” McMillan said. “Of course we’re going

to invite them.” Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc.’s Lambda Zeta chapter, a single-school chapter, only has six members and therefore fails to meet the policy’s requirements for hosting a late night event. Under the policy, AKA must co-sponsor with other organizations in order to host a large-scale, late night event. AU’s NPHC organizations are usually required to have private security when they invite people from off campus to their late-night, largescale events. The cost of security depends on the event length, expected attendance and the company hired for security, said Director of Student Activities Karen Gerlach. But the private security is not allowed to touch any participant and cannot break up a fight. If this happens, Public Safety must be called, according to Department of Public Safety Capt. Norman Bailey. Student leaders said private security generally costs about $600. Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc. President Tannis Spencer said that the cost of hiring private security makes hosting events at AU too difficult for AU’s Deltas. “We have to do more work to at least break even and to make a profit is another story,” she said. The policy was introduced after a 2009 inauguration party hosted by NPHC member Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc., where a fight broke out, according to Bailey. More people attended the event than expected, including some high school students who got in because IDs were not being checked at the door. University Center Senior Director Michael Elmore said the event sent a clear message that AU had “crossed a threshold.” After this event, Student Activities codified its policy to ensure security at events when people are being invited from off campus, according to Elmore. However, some students

feel that the policy hurts them more than it helps. “[The inauguration event] was an outlier,” Headen said. “They’re trying to build a policy around a situation that will never happen again.” AU NPHC President and Delta Sigma Theta sister Tia Dolet said that since the policy was created, the Nu Alpha chapter of Delta Sigma Theta has held more of its events at Georgetown University because it is easier, less expensive and more profitable than hosting an event at AU. “[The policy is] causing us to move to a different campus and generally feel animosity toward our own school and the people who are supposed to be helping us,” Dolet said. Delta Sigma Theta makes approximately $1,800 at its Georgetown events, where security costs about $250, according to Dolet, adding that they usually make about $1,100 at AU. Elmore said that none of the students have spoken directly to him about their concerns with the policy, and he encourages them to do so. He added that the students who produce these events might not appreciate having more protocols placed on them, but that AU can’t compromise the safety of its students and patrons. “If you’re going to do events that invite external communities at that hour and it’s going to be open invitation to anybody who wants to show up, we’re going to put a protocol in place that allows us to manage the function,” Elmore said. Headen said Phi Beta Sigma is looking into alternate venues such as bars and clubs, which he believes will be “easier to deal with.” “To me it’s sad, because I really liked doing these events on campus because I feel it’s safer for the students and it’s more communal because everyone there is in college,” Headen said. llandau@theeagleonline. com

Students launch ‘Exploited Wonk’ campaign to advocate for Aramark workers By LEIGH GIANGRECO Eagle Staff Writer

Students across campus are campaigning for Aramark workers to receive greater benefits and foster better relations with the University. Aramark’s contract with AU expires on June 30, and students claim workers are frustrated with Aramark and want change. Among the students’ main

AU has subcontracted with Aramark, a corporation that offers food and custodial services, since 2001. Because the workers are not employed directly through AU, they are unable to receive the same benefits as AU faculty and staff, including tuition remission. Students screened a documentary April 19 that garnered the “Exploited Wonk” buzz, entitled “Aquí Esta-

“Our ultimate objective for them is to be directly employed by the University.”

— Melissa Mahfouz

concerns are parking rates, tuition remission and an expansion of the buildings that workers clean. But the primary goal is to persuade AU to stop subcontracting workers and employ them directly instead. “Our ultimate objective for them is to be directly employed by the University,” said Melissa Mahfouz, a School of International Service junior. “Because if one company comes and goes it could be just as bad, or just the same or just as worse. So that’s what we want so they can have all these benefits.”

mos: Here We Are,” created by second-year graduate student Charlene Shovic. The documentary showcased the relationship among the AU community and Aramark workers, as well as their environment at the University. Most Aramark workers not eligible for discounted tuition As employees of Aramark rather than AU, most workers and their children are not eligible for discounted or waived tuition at AU. If employees have worked with the University in custodial services since 1983,

EXPLAINING THE ‘EXPLOITED WONK’ CAMPAIGN Students and staff discuss AU’s relationship with its contracted workers in a panel April 19 in the Kay Spiritual Center basement. CARMEN MASON / THE EAGLE they are eligible for tuition remission. This is a small group of workers, according to Assistant Vice President of Facilities Development and Real Estate Jorge Abud. Abud added that the University doesn’t handle the benefit of tuition remission, but that the issue would go through the union that the workers belong to, called the Service Employees International Union (SEIU). “The negotiation of benefits for the Aramark staff is part of the union process,” Abud said. “[The University is] not really in the midst of that, and if some kind of tuition assistance is important to the workers in the negotiating, certainly we’d have to look at what role the University plays in this.” Some workers, especially those with children, say tuition remission is important to them. “We work here for many years, some people work here for 20 to 25 years and they don’t have nothing and they go with nothing,” said one woman, who has worked at AU for nearly 20 years and has two children, including a 15-year-old looking ahead to college. “It’s very confusing for the future because the money’s not enough to pay now for education.” !

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Aramark workers upset with parking rates Parking rates have been a prominent issue voiced by Aramark workers during meetings with students. Parking takes up nearly 6 percent of an Aramark worker’s income, according to students. Current parking for fulltime employees is $120 per month and $1,440 per year, while part-time employees pay $61 a month and $732 a year, according to the AU website. These rates will increase after May 1. An Aramark worker can make from $12.81 to $13.81 per hour at the entry level, $14.07 to $15.17 at custodian level, $14.42 to $15.52 at the utility level and $14.77 to 15.87 at the lead level, according to contract information between Aramark and SEIU obtained by The Eagle. AU wage policy, since Sept. 1, 2009, has required that the base wage be set at $12. “One of the things we ask is not a parking subsidy, but that parking be proportional to the amount that the University pays you,” Amelia Frank-Vitale, a School of International Service graduate student, said. But Vince Harkins, assistant vice president of Facilities Management, said different rates for workers wouldn’t be fair to the rest of the AU community, who pay full rates. “Providing a parking subsidy is inconsistent with the University’s sustainability initiatives, which discourages driving and encourages use of public transportation,” Harkins said. Parking on campus is only enforced from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday. Since a parking permit is not mandatory, some night-shift workers can use pay-as-you-go meters for $1.50 an hour or $12 a day, according to Harkins. Workers’ duties expand AU will expand Aramark workers’ services to six buildings off campus. The University currently has Aramark workers cleaning all on-campus properties, including Tenley Campus. “We found especially that we have more staff than we

really need for the facilities that they’re cleaning,” Harkins said. “So we’ve asked Aramark to tell us what it would take for Aramark to start cleaning some of the off-campus properties that the University owns.” Among the buildings included in the expansion are AU-owned offices at 3201 New Mexico Ave., 4200 Wisconsin Ave., 4620 Wisconsin Ave. and 4545 42nd St. Harkins said Aramark came back to AU with a proposal that included cleaning some areas of campus less frequently with new cleaning technology. He added that cleaning some areas less frequently wouldn’t decrease the cleanliness of the campus, but workers would focus on the most frequently trafficked buildings, such as the Mary Graydon Center and the Ward Circle Building. “My office right now, the trash is emptied every day,” Harkins said. “Now I generate about three pieces of paper a day in trash, it really doesn’t need to be emptied every day.” Workers protested the expansion at a meeting with students and workers, saying there was already a lot of work to do. “They’re getting new machines, but no new workers, so they’re just stretching the workers out further and further,” said Aaron Montenegro, a first-year graduate student studying philosophy and social policy. “We see this with the new [School of International Service] building. The same woman who covers the old SIS building has to cover the new SIS building as well.” Harkins said that one worker would not be covering both SIS buildings. “That’s probably grossly incorrect,” he said. “In general, we allocate one staff member for every 20,000 square feet or so per building. The new SIS building alone is 80,000. [East Quad Building] was about 20,000. Typically, we would use five people for those buildings combined, so I find it hard to believe that only one is actually assigned there.” lgiangreco@theeagleonline. com

Public relations class sells Campus Plan By STEFANIE DAZIO Eagle Staff Writer

One public relations class set up a model dorm triple in the Tavern and marched around Ward Circle April 22 to mobilize student support for the Campus Plan as part of their final projects. School of Communication Professor Pallavi Kumar’s “Public Relations Case Studies” class, charged with marketing the plan to the student body, asked students to “tweet” their support and sign online letters. The Tavern triple — complete with beds, desks, alarm clocks and posters — served to remind students that a main focus of the plan is an increase in undergraduate housing, including turning the Nebraska Parking Lot into an East Campus to house 765 students. “It was more than, ‘here, do a plan for a made-up company,’” Kumar said of the class using AU as a client. “AU has to mobilize students … who better?” Emmy Greenberger, an SOC junior in the class, said from a top bunk in the mock triple that she believes the triple visualized the plan for students. “I think that it’s a great demonstration,” Sonia Gaillis-Delepine, an SOC junior in the class, said. “For the tuition that you’re paying, it’s important to have your own personal space.” Jill Gurich, also an SOC junior in the class, said from a desk in the triple that the new D.C. noise ordinance might play a role in neighbor relations. “Noise can be an issue, but at the same time, you have to remember it’s a college campus,” she said. Carolyn Capern, a senior in the School of Public Affairs, said AU should listen to the neighbors, but not at the cost of student life. AU is a growing institution, she said, and it’s not fair to students to be stuck in cramped quarters. sdazio@theeagleonline.com

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ROTC cadets benefit from AU policy changes By ALLIE MOONEY Eagle Staff Writer

Now that Army ROTC cadets can use AU facilities for physical training and AUTO vans to drive to and from Georgetown University, cadets say they get more sleep and are generally happier. University officials and Student Government worked to implement the AU policy change, which passed last November. “The [SG committee’s] initiative was important in providing students in ROTC a voice through Student Government to ensure that their needs and concerns were heard,” said Vice Provost for Undergraduate Studies Phyllis Peres. Having physical training on campus allows cadets

to accomplish, according to SG Committee Director Brett Atanasio, a senator for the Class of 2013. AUTO Commissioner Dave Paddock said Army ROTC was cleared for use of the vans in March. “Use of the AUTO vans is huge for us,” McGinnis said. AU ROTC typically uses the vans when many cadets need to get to Georgetown for field training exercises, allowing cadets to get to Georgetown quickly at minimal cost. Previously, older cadets had to make multiple trips in personal vehicles to transport all the cadets, McGinnis said. Both Stewart and McGinnis expressed their satisfaction in how the Undergraduate Senate committee on military policy called for

“I get on average an extra hour of sleep a week just from being able to have physical training at AU.” — Cadet Sgt. WIll McGinnis more personal time, including an extra hour of sleep and time to do coursework. “We’re a lot happier. I get on average an extra hour of sleep a week just from being able to have physical training at AU,” said Cadet Sgt. Will McGinnis. “Before we were able to do [physical training] at AU, we would usually meet at the South side shuttle stop at 5:50 a.m. Now I’m waking up around 6:10 to do our PT at AU.” Ciara Stewart, a second year Army ROTC cadet, said she gets an extra half hour of sleep due to the changes. “It may not seem like a lot, but when you have to get up at five in the morning, that extra half hour does help,” she said. “It’s a lot more convenient because I can just walk to the field for physical training.” Of the changes, granting use of the AUTO vans to ROTC took the most time

ROTC policy change. “It’s about time that we had rights on campus, because we are a student group,” Stewart said. “We are students here and we should be treated just like everybody else.” The SG committee will now concentrate on veterans, Atanasio said. “Veterans issues are the next big focus, which we hope to make some progress by next fall,” he said. These issues include hiring a full-time veterans affairs staffer in AU Central. Currently, veterans have a part-time staffer at their disposal. Atanasio and Peres also confirmed efforts to provide faculty training so faculty can better understand the issues student veterans face . amooney@theeagleonline. com

AU unveils recordbreaking campus solar energy plan By PAIGE JONES Eagle Staff Writer

AU will install D.C.’s largest solar power system and the largest urban solar hot water system on the East Coast by July, as part of the University’s goal of carbon neutrality by 2020. More than 2,150 solar photovoltaic panels, which di-

rectly convert sunlight into electricity, will provide electricity for the Mary Graydon Center. An additional 174 solar thermal energy panels will supply hot water for the Letts, Anderson and Centennial residence halls next year, according to an AU press release. The system will only provide water for three residence halls, since a project of that size would already be the largest on the East Coast, according to Sustainability Director Chris O’Brien. Skyline Innovations Inc., a local solar energy company, will provide this solar power system. “This is such a huge project,” O’Brien said. “Skyline Innovations told us, ‘We’ve never

done something this big.’” The solar thermal energy panels convert sunlight to thermal energy, which is used to heat the tank of water that provides hot water to AU South side residents. The 2,300 solar panels provide enough electricity to avoid releasing 557 tons of carbon per year, according to the press release. Standard Solar, a local D.C. energy company, will install the 2,300 solar panels on six University buildings: MGC, Katzen Arts Center, Bender Library, Washington College of Law, 3201 New Mexico Ave. and 4200 Wisconsin Ave. “This is a big step toward carbon neutrality,” O’Brien said. “With these two projects, we’re maxing out.”

AU held a groundbreaking ceremony for these installments on April 20 in celebration of Earth Day. “Green energy is 100 percent present at AU,” President Neil Kerwin said. “This is a tremendous breakthrough.” AU currently purchases 100 percent of its electricity from wind-powered sources, according to the press release. A similar solar power system provides electricity for the new School of International Service building, which is a Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design Gold-certified building. pjones@theeagleonline.com

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Gender gap changes classroom environment By SAM MARSHALL and MEAGAN SHAMBERGER Eagle Contributing Writers

AU’s male/female ratio isn’t only an issue for students looking for a date — many professors at AU see a difference in their classrooms because of the gender gap. School of Public Affairs professor Linda Mancillas has taught both predominately female and equally distributed classes. “When you’re teaching classes, if you separate by males and females, I don’t believe they’re getting an equal education,” Mancillas said. “We don’t live our lives separately, at least in the

USA and most of the world. We live our lives very integrated and I believe the college classroom is the perfect place to learn to communicate with each other.” Women earned 57 percent of the 1.65 million bachelor’s degrees awarded in 2009, according to the U.S. Department of Education. Katharina Vester, acting director of the American Studies Program and a History Department professor, expressed similar ideas about the benefits of mixedgender classrooms. “I wonder what will happen when the humanities is female only,” Vester said. “What will this do to the funding and how seriously these disciplines are taken? We should try to balance out all academic disciplines gender-wise to avoid some of these effects.” Both professors say they change the way they teach when there are fewer males

in the room. “If there are few males in the room, I will often bring in by point the male perspective to address their interests and keep them engaged in the subjects,” Mancillas said. Megan Cutter, a sophomore in the School of International Service, said the unequal ratio gives fewer differing opinions. “So academically, if the female perspective is the only one offered, it lowers the quality of discussion,” Cutter said. Vester said teaching her first all-female course this semester “absolutely changed her teaching style.” “There were certainly a number of references and jokes that I definitely wouldn’t have done if a guy had been present,” she said. “The discussions in the class were extraordinary. Most people, even the shyest, were talking at one point. There were a number of people

who were more dominant, but they were never dominating the entire discussion.” But Vester said the absence of men might not have been a factor in the quality of the class’s discussions. “I cannot say whether this excellent experience of class discussion can be attributed to a female-only class, I think it was more the extraordinary students already held these characteristics,” she said. Colleen Hannum, a sophomore in the Kogod School of Business, said the skewed ratios have a negative effect on the classroom experience. “It does take away from the discussion a little bit when there aren’t as many voices being heard,” she said. “But I think girls, myself included, are more comfortable speaking in front of each other than boys.” news@theeagleonline.com

BY THE NUMBERS In three out of five schools at AU, there are more female than male students. Over all, there are more than 1,000 more female than male undergraduate students. Women

3,917

Men

2,664

Full-Time Undergraduates

458

550

Kogod School of Business

545

607

School of Public Affairs

1,184

645

School of International Service

1,086

576

College of Arts and Sciences

585

230

School of Communication Source: Office of Institutional Research and Assessment

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Early graduation on the rise By NANCY LAVIN Eagle Staff Writer

When Keara O’Neill accepted her spot in AU’s Class of 2013, she planned to graduate four years later with her 1,300 fellow classmates. Instead, she will be graduating with the Class of 2012, joining the ranks of an increasing number of students that graduate early from universities across the nation. O’Neill decided to graduate a year early after realizing during winter break that she only had six classes left to fulfill the requirements for her justice major. “I was contemplating adding an [international relations] minor because I had already taken three of the classes, but the idea of my parents paying an extra year of tuition just so I could take classes for a minor seemed a bit ridiculous to me,” O’Neill said. Early graduation has been slowly becoming more popular at AU, with 4.8 percent of students graduating in three years in 2007, a 0.6 percent increase from 2000, according to data compiled by AU’s Office of Institutional Research and Assessment.

The number does not take into account students who graduate a semester early. The rise in student loans in recent years, combined with university policies that accept credits from Advanced Placement or International Baccalaureate programs, has caused a national increase in the number of students who graduate early, according to a segment by Minnesota Public Radio. Many students who choose to graduate early say saving money is their primary motivation. “I absolutely cannot afford to be here to begin with, and I’m going to be in debt for a long time, so I might as well cut another $30,000 off that debt by graduating early,” said Amanda Merkwae, a School of Public Affairs student who will graduate a year early this May. Many university academic officials have voiced concerns with this trend, and some, like Cornell University, have adopted policies that make early graduation more difficult as a result. “The fourth year of college [which is cut when a student graduates early] is a time when students have the best opportunity to connect with tenured faculty, who are important sources of recom-

mendations and mentoring in college,” said Paula Warrick, AU’s director of the Office of Merit Awards. Warrick said she strongly encourages all students to stay at AU for the full four years unless they absolutely cannot afford to do so. Though many students acknowledged that they would be giving up opportunities like studying abroad, interning or taking more electives by graduating early, they explained that saving money is more important. “I will have finished all my requirements for my major, so it’s not like I’m cutting anything short, but there will always be electives within my major that I would have wanted to take because I want to learn everything I can about my field,” said Katrina Deptula, a School of Communication student who will graduate a semester early in December 2012. “I just don’t think it’s worth it to stick around because money is a big priority.” Sylvia Brookoff, a sophomore in SOC, has decided not to graduate early for this reason, explaining that the opportunities AU provides have made her hesitant to graduate early. “Graduating early may cause me to potentially miss out on finding something new or exciting I enjoy that could be gained through extra classes, internship experiences or extracurriculars,” Brookoff said, adding that she believed these experi-

ences were important for entering a competitive job market after graduation. Megan Patterson, who will graduate from the School of International Service in December 2011, said she hoped graduating early might give her an edge in finding a job. “Based on what I’ve seen with a few friends who’ve graduated a semester early in the past, I think it’s kind of an advantage because they had a jumpstart on finding a job,” Patterson said. Though it might not be an advantage to graduate early, it’s not necessarily a disadvantage either, according to Marie Spaulding, a Career Center adviser for students in the College of Arts and Sciences. “If the student has interned to gain experience while at AU, I do not see that graduating early will adversely affect the student’s ability to find a job,” Spaulding said. Regardless of the job market, AU students say that cutting their college experience short does not make them feel any less ready to enter the “real world.” “I certainly don’t feel old enough or mature enough or even tall enough to graduate, but I don’t think another year would make me feel any more prepared,” Merkwae said. “I’m as prepared as I would be and otherwise I will just fake it till I make it.” nlavin@theeagleonline.com

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Student Government President Nate Bronstein, left, addresses the Undergraduate Senate during an April 25 emergency session that granted him the power to appoint a comptroller-designate. Comptroller-elect Taylor Yeates stepped down from the position April 22 before his term began due to personal reasons. Senator Erica Best, second from left, Chief of Staff Phil Carderella and Senator Emily Yu listen while Bronstein talks to the Senate. RACHEL DEVOR / THE EAGLE

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WONK continues to craft AU identity one year later By STEFANIE DAZIO Eagle Staff Writer

Seniors will have one last opportunity to love or hate the WONK campaign on graduation day. They can pose for photos with lifesized cartoons of “commencement WONKs” in full regalia, eat off WONK napkins and wear WONK buttons before AU becomes their alma mater. As the Class of 2011 leaves with WONK marking the end of their college careers, the Class of 2015 is beginning with WONK defining theirs. The incoming freshman class will be the first to see WONK materials throughout their entire admissions and enrollment process, according to Terry Flannery, AU’s executive director of University Communications and Marketing. Prospective students are embracing the campaign, many using the word in their application essays, Flannery said. “Regardless of how you feel about the word, it created a conversation about what is American University’s identity, what are its strengths, what makes it distinctive,” she said. AU used a spring marketing campaign featuring WONK ads across the District to target both tourists and prospective students, Flannery said. Ads papered the Farragut West, Smithsonian and Reagan National Airport Metro stations, as well as parts of the airport itself. “You get the sense when you arrive at the station ... you feel like you’ve arrived at American University,” Flannery said. After this push, the WONK website saw more visitors in four weeks than it did the previous four months combined, she said. During the last fiscal year, which is set to end April 30, AU spent $908,000 on the WONK campaign, including $100,000 for a video component. This represents 0.8 percent of AU’s total budget.

WONK adoption not widespread across campus The Student Government, although it remains neutral on the campaign, recently awarded the marketing team its Unity Award for bringing the campus together. “The WONK campaign for the first time really tried to define what it meant to be an AU student,” said SG President Nate Bronstein. But the effort hasn’t been accepted by the entire AU community. The Washington College of Law does not use WONK for its marketing materials; instead it employs a “Champion What Matters” campaign, adopted in spring 2010, according to WCL Director of Public Relations Franki Fitterer. The School of Communication has only used WONK in part of its advertising, including for its master’s programs. But the school does not use the campaign to promote its academic and professional conferences or its new Ph.D. program. “Most of our faculty do not think WONK resonates with those target audiences,” Dean Larry Kirkman wrote in an e-mail. The campus bookstore sells WONK T-shirts, but not the entire array of clothing and other WONK merchandise, including bumper stickers and iPhone cases. All of the WONK merchandise, except T-shirts, is available at www.cafepress. com/AmericanWONKS. The University doesn’t receive a profit from these online sales, as the items are sold at the same prices they cost to make. “The goal here is to help with adoption and spreading the word about the campaign, rather than make a profit,” Flannery said. The Follett Higher Education Group, which operates the AU bookstore, has said it will only carry the WONK T-shirts, according to Flannery. “They’re cautious about any kind of new product initiative,” she said. sdazio@theeagleonline.com

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New Kogod dean ready to take care of business at AU By KATE FROEHLICH Eagle Staff Writer

Michael Ginzberg will take over as the new dean of the Kogod School of Business this summer, coming to AU from his current position as associate provost and dean at Yeshiva University in New York. He will replace retiring Kogod Dean Richard Durand, who has headed the school for six years. Ginzberg said he chose to apply for the position at AU because he saw it as a new challenge as well as a place where he could make a contribution. “It is a great school at a great university in a terrific location,” Ginzberg said. He said a main challenge he see revolves around making Kogod more recognized

by potential students, the organizations that rank schools, faculty and deans at other business schools. “It is the type of challenge I was looking for,” he said. “It was the position that I wanted and to have been offered the job made me feel great.” However, Ginzberg added that “[the school] has all the right pieces, staff, students, faculty, really across the board.” To recruit those potential students, Ginzberg plans to tell a “compelling story” about what makes Kogod unique. “We’ll put a fair amount of effort and work into communicating that,” he said. Ginzberg said his goal is to create a clear image for Kogod, which he potentially envisions as business and government coming togeth-

er in an international arena, although that is subject to a committee of faculty, staff and students to be established this summer to better determine the vision. “The spot that Kogod has the greatest opportunity to draw on is the assets of the University, of Washington, D.C.,” Ginzberg said. He said he speculates that is was his experience — with 10 years as a dean between the University of Delaware and Yeshiva — that made him stand out as a candidate. “From that experience, there’s a track record of accomplishment of bringing about change,” Ginzberg said. “I also have a management style in which I am accessible, fairly easy to get along with and very open.” He describes himself as the

BACK TO BUSINESS Michael Ginzberg will become the Kogod School of Business’s next dean July 1. Ginzberg is currently the dean of Yeshiva University’s business school. Courtesy of YESHIVA UNIVERSITY

Housing and Dining changes include new meal plan option, renovations, vendors

type of leader that hires well, delegates and then stays out of the way of his staff. “I don’t believe any one person can or should do everything,” he said. “You bring in people as strong as possible in the areas they’re going to be responsible for and empower them to accomplish what you want.” To promote an image of an accessible dean, Ginzberg hopes to work through student organization leaders to keep his “finger on the pulse,” as well as conversing with as many students as possible, through Kogod events, e-mails and walks around the building. Ginzberg plans to begin at Kogod June 1, a month before he officially takes office as dean.

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Selection process The search committee, chaired by Professor Heather Elms, began the six-monthlong process in October, culminating in an evaluation of the final candidates’ strengths and weaknesses. “[Ginzberg] is really committed to continuing Kogod’s current trajectory in terms of success and adding to the slope of that trajectory,” Elms said, citing Ginzberg’s experience and energy as key positives. Provost Scott Bass added that Ginzberg has a “rich portfolio” of experience. “He is a seasoned administrator with a great deal of experience in all aspects of administration,” Bass said. “His work has also been in the international area, and there is a strong international theme in Kogod.” Students on the search committee ran “Meet the Dean” sessions where students could speak to candidates, according to Elms. “The search committee is the group that has spent the most time with any of the candidates,” Elms said. “We’re supportive of all of them and we are very pleased by this choice.” kfroehlich@theeagleonline. com

By RACHEL KARAS A new meal plan option and “Dining Dollars,” a new form of payment at on-campus dining locations, will be offered this fall semester. Housing and Dining Programs and Auxiliary Services are working with Bon Appétit to finalize details of the changes and will release more information later this week, according to Chris Moody, executive director of Housing and Dining. Housing and Dining Programs is also preparing for the McDowell Hall renovation project, set to begin after residence halls close in May, according to Moody. Facilities Management will repaint the building and update parts of its infrastructure, including its electrical, mechanical and plumbing systems. All carpeting, mattresses and lounge furniture will be replaced as well. Moody said the renovation, which is scheduled to end before mid-August, is part of a 10-year cycle of updating residence hall interiors. McDowell will also be part of the University’s effort to provide more study and social spaces for students on campus, such as the Perchlike space set to open in Leonard Hall this fall. The University still plans to organize residence hall floors by class and will create specific spaces for first-year students in Anderson, Letts, Clark and Roper Halls. Moody said it is too early to know the number of triples that will be assigned in the fall, as Housing and Dining needs to receive all freshmen and transfer housing requests this summer. Tunnel and New Mexico Avenue tenants AU is still working to find a new food vendor to occupy McDonald’s space in the tunnel when the lease expires in December, according to Director of Auxiliary Services Dave Courter. “We’ve got serious expressions of interest from a number of potential ten-

ants,” Courter said. “We have not proceeded to negotiations yet. We intend to include a number of provisions in support of the University’s sustainability commitment in the agreement, so we’re working on those provisions now.” The University will require that the tenant meet the minimum sustainability standards of either the environmental organization Green Seal or the Green Restaurant Association, according to Courter. “[AU President Neil Kerwin] made a commitment to sustainability,” Courter said. “We have to make sure that if people are renting space on this campus … we want to make sure they’re doing things that will be helping us to meet these goals.” Progress is also being made on filling the New Mexico Ave. space, formerly occupied by the high-end grocery store Balducci’s, with new tenants. AU has already signed a lease with Antica Neapolitan Pizzeria, a fullservice Italian restaurant, and is now working to secure two other businesses to fill the rest of the space. “The other food tenant has signed a letter of intent and is in lease negotiations,” Courter said. “We can’t release the name until negotiations are completed, but I can say it’s a fresh food option with offerings such as sandwiches, wraps, salads, soup, et cetera.” Courter said the third tenant was to be a yoga studio, but the prospective tenant has withdrawn. AU is now actively looking for another tenant. The University anticipates a fall opening for Antica Neapolitan Pizzeria. Panera Bread update A Panera Bread restaurant is planning to open in July at 4501 Wisconsin Ave. NW, according to Panera Marketing Manager April Mock. Jonathan Staal contributed to this story. news@theeagleonline.com

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By MADELINE WOLFSON Eagle Staff Writer

8. ROAD TRIP, BABY!

4. HIKE SOMETHING

Top 10 things you’re actually going to really do this summer — no seriously, this summer’s different! Whether you’re a graduating senior about to fulfill all of the goals in your Hopes and Dreams Journal or a wide-eyed freshman returning to your old stomping grounds and high school friends, you’re going to have some extra time this summer. And as we all begin to fill the black hole left in the place of AU, we look to better ourselves, enrich our lives and finally do all of those things that we really just couldn’t make time for during the school year. We Scenesters have compiled a list of the top eight things to actually do this summer — guys, it’s really going to happen this time. Courtesy of WARNER BROTHERS

8. Go on that road trip you guys always planned

Ah, the summer road trip, the hallowed pipe dream of America’s youth. The time is ripe for that trip you and your friends always planned, but just never quite organized. Well, this is the summer where you’ll actually all get off work and save up gas money to journey to Austin, drive up California’s coast or just get out the hell out of Jersey. Don’t forget to take group pictures with every single sign you see.

7. FINISH THAT NOVEL

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7. Finish that novel

We’ve all done it. In a moment of over zealous ambition we’ve picked up a lengthy piece of classic literature and began to slowly plow through only to “take a little break” one third of the way in and shelf the novel indefinitely. This summer, dust off your “Anna Karenina,” stop shrugging off “Atlas,” and for God’s sake, just skim the rest of “Infinite Jest.” Courtesy of RIA NOVOSTI

6. GO ‘CRAPPING’

6. Go “crapping”!

Crapping: an umbrella term for all things thrift. This includes, but is not limited to, garage sales, estate sales, flea markets, thrift stores, pawn-shops and the holiest of holy grails, church rummage sales. No matter where you go, people will be selling their unwanted crap for next to nothing. Just follow the neon pink arrows. Because you need more crap!

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5. Go to that art exhibit that just rolled into town

We know it’s just been really inconvenient to take public transportation all the way into the city to enjoy free art. But you have free time now and if you’ll be in D.C. this summer, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to become cultured. Need ideas? The National Gallery is housing a delightful Gauguin exhibit through early June, and Project 4 Gallery, located a block down from the U-Street metro stop, brings in monthly shows with snazzy, free and frequent wine and cheese events.

4. Hike something

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5. GO TO AN ART EXHIBIT

Nature has gotten a little too smug and has been shoving inconvenient truths down our throats while hitting us with a new disaster every other week. So strap on a CamelBak and walk up the highest mound of dirt in sight. It’s time for humans to re-conquer what’s ours.

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1. WORK

3. Become really mediocre at that skill you wish you had

Be it guitar playing, knitting, beat boxing, salsa dancing, martial arts or jogging, 2011 is the year you’ll become slightly better than average at your dream skill.

2. Make a salad

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There’s no better way to fill the void left by schoolwork than with, that’s right, more work! Bored without your spring internship? They make them for summer too! Give yourself an excuse to fall through on goals one through eight!

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NICOLE MOUTIS — LOOK OF THE WEEK As spring weather begins to bloom, bright hues are everywhere in the fashion world. But let’s not lose sight of the classic color: white. This fashionista, Kogod sophomore Caryn Wallace, displays white in her ensemble from headto-toe. Starting at the top, she wears the infamous V-neck white tee from American Apparel. To add a more feminine and formal feel to her outfit, she adds a glamorous statement necklace by ABS by Allen Schwatz. And to sprinkle in some simplicity, this fashionista wears high-waisted skinny denim shorts by ADAM. She also wears white wedges by Tory Burch. Wedges and platforms, no matter what the color or style, are a must-have in your shoe collection this spring and summer. These wedges are the perfect ending to a perfect combination. Wallace answered a few questions about her fashion taste and personal inspirations in a style Q&A.

dressed up look. The shows I look forward to most each season are Elie Saab and Valentino — they never disappoint.”

What inspired your outfit today? “My outfit was inspired by spring finally starting and the trend of white for this spring and summer.”

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What trend are you most excited to show off this spring and summer? “I’m most excited to wear white lace this spring. I think nudes and whites have a really clean and fresh look. I also look forward to wearing more wedges, which are perfect for the summer and easy to walk in.”

What kind of role does fashion play in your life? “Fashion is one of my main interests, and it plays a very important role in my life. I think it’s a great way to express an individual personality, feeling or mood. I love putting outfits together to suit different occasions or seasons.”

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From sketch comedies to science fiction, the Scene staff reviews our favorite television shows of the year: PORTLANDIA

If “SNL” was taken over by hipsters, it would turn into IFC’s clever and hysterical Portland, Ore.-based sketch show, “Portlandia.” The show stars current “SNL” castmember Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein, guitarist for the now-defunct band Sleater-Kinney. The show debuted last January and though there have only been six episodes, each is saturated with hilarious but terribly realistic hipster/ hippie characters. There’s a young hippie couple that go to extreme lengths to eat organic food, a dumpster-diving twosome who literally survive off the garbage of others and a pair of women who own a bookstore called Women and Women First, specializing only in women’s studies, naturally. Fred Armisen’s intuitive comedic

timing coupled with Brownstein’s surprisingly apt comedic ability carry the show, with the low-budget series usually only featuring them in most of the scenes. However, the show has featured a slew of recognizable cameos from Jason Sudeikis, Gus Van Sant and Selma Blair, to Aimee Mann, Colin Meloy of The Decemberists and James Mercer of The Shins. If you love the show, you’ll have to wait to get your fix of new episodes until January 2012, but until then you can rewatch your favorite clips over and over and learn how to be an appropriate, cliché hipster. — Yohana Desta

FRINGE

Audiences have a love-hate relationship with science fiction shows. They’re either extremely cheesy B-movie material, or complex sto-

ries with rich mythologies and incredibly well-done characters — “Fringe” is the latter. A show based around an FBI agent who teams up with a mad scientist and his cynical son to solve mysterious cases that involve “fringe science” such as telepathy, spontaneous human combustion and time travel, “Fringe” has graduated from a potential “XFiles” rip-off to a great sci-fi series in its own right. Besides this season’s bold venture into parallel universes, the characters have become an incredibly lovable dysfunctional family that draws viewers into a show that’s becoming increasingly doom-and-gloom. Anna Torv and Joshua Jackson are wonderfully gifted actors in the roles of FBI agent Olivia Dunham and consultant Peter Bishop, respectively. But it is John Noble in the dual roles of the adorably quirky mad scientist Walter and his alter-ego, Walternate, who steals the show. Despite the progressively complicated, confusing storyline and the looming threat of the end of the world, “Fringe’s” talented writing and riveting characters have transcended B-movie material to become

one of the best sci-fi shows on TV today. — Hoai-Tran Bui

30 ROCK

At this point, it’s common knowledge that “30 Rock” is funny as hell. “Community” and “Parks & Recreation” have been hogging the NBC Thursday night buzz this season, with “The Office” also shaking things up by introducing Will Ferrell as the new Michael Scott. But Tina Fey’s comedic ode to ham-loving, single cat ladies is still the anchor of NBC’s comedy block. The show just aired its flashback-filled 100th episode, the latest in a strong fifth season that has also featured a live episode, a pitch-perfect takeoff on a Bravo reality show, boatloads of guest stars (Matt Damon, Aaron Sorkin, Tom Hanks, Queen Latifah, Will Forte and Susan Sarandon, to name a few) and its funniest holiday episode since Ludachristmas. Don’t miss 30 Rock’s remaining two episodes of the season, and make good use of your finals procrastination urges by catching up on Liz, Jack and Tracy’s misadventures on Hulu. — Maeve McDermott

COMMUNITY

With its hodgepodge cast of characters and pop culture-based humor, NBC’s “Community” may not glamorize student life at community college, but it certainly makes it hilarious. The second season takes a more confident approach to its humor, as the characters become more fully-formed and endearing. The jokes come off as more organic, as if the actors and actresses themselves are having a hell of a time while playing out their scenarios. The cast is becoming seamless, with Donald Glover and Danny Pudi coming into their own, helped by the comedic prowess of older cast members Chevy Chase and Joel McHale. This is especially true when you visit the “Community” page on Hulu and take a peek at some of what happens behind the scenes. — Stephan Cho

CHILDRENS HOSPITAL

If you have yet to witness the 15-minute show that is “Childrens Hospital,” don’t beat yourself up. This hilarious parody of hospital dra-

mas created by and starring Rob Corddry (“Daily Show,” “Hot Tub Time Machine”) is tucked into the late-night lineup on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim. The show takes place in a hospital (the same one used in “Scrubs”) named after Dr. Childrens and lampoons the ever-popular hospital drama genre. In its second season, the show is a fast-paced rollercoaster of hilarity where literally anything, no matter how absurd, can happen. It’s as close to a long form improv set as TV comes and the show’s complete lack of reality allows for a unique brand of comedy that’s funnier than most sitcoms or the ever-popular singlecamera shows on TV now. The show features an amazing cast of comedians like Megan Mullally, Ken Marino and Rob Huebel, and frequently features guests. This over-the-top mini show may not be for everyone, but fearless fans of comedy will undoubtedly appreciate this bold satire. — Madeline Wolfson thescene@theeagleonline. com

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Summer blockbusters feature aliens, flying superheroes, animated pandas By STEPHAN CHO Eagle Staff Writer

Students picnicking on the quad and cramming into the quiet crevices of the library are the usual signs of summer at first blush here at AU. As we enter the home stretch of our spring semester and breathe a sigh of relief at having survived another year, we eagerly ready ourselves for the balmy days ahead. And with a litany of sequels, superhero movies and sci-fi adaptations in the coming months, it’s sure to be a memorable blockbuster season. Here are some of the most anticipated films of summer 2011.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART II

J.K. Rowling’s internationally beloved fantasy saga is coming to a tearful end with the final installment in the film series, continuing with the noble hero Harry Potter and his battle against the malicious Lord Voldemort. Whether you’ve been rereading every book since the sixth grade or you’re just getting started on “Sorcerer’s Stone,” it’s impossible

to ignore the importance of this film, which is sure to be equal parts epic and wistful. In addition to having made icons of Daniel Radcliffe and his retinue of Gryffindor housemates, the film series has received near favorable acclaim and has grossed billions of dollars. It’s no exaggeration to say that July 15 will be an indelible date in the history of cinema and pop culture.

THE HANGOVER PART II

With its “Memento”meets-“Bachelor Party” style of comedic storytelling, “The Hangover” was a surprise hit in 2009 and became a fan favorite for young people everywhere. Who could forget the cutaway gag of Stu (played by Ed Helms) singing passionately about tigers and “crystal meth tweakers,” or the scene where Alan (played by Zach Galifianakis) and friends get tasered by little kids? The sequel, which is set to be released on May 26, will feature the gang from the first film as they travel to Bangkok for Stu’s wedding, only to have their plans go awry yet again.

COWBOYS & ALIENS

Many people weren’t sure what to make of this upcoming sci-fi Western when they first saw the preview for it in theaters earlier this year. Based on a graphic novel of the same name and starring Daniel Craig as an amnesiac named Jake Lonergan, this film is set in the fictional town of Absolution, Arizona. Lonergan is treated as a common criminal in Absolution until aliens invade the region and the townspeople are forced to band together to fight off the extraterrestrial menace. Sure, the concept seems overwrought and cheesy, but with Jon Favreau of “Iron Man” fame at the helm of the project, it’s certain to be a viscerally enjoyable classic if nothing else. “Cowboys & Aliens” will be released on July 29.

GREEN LANTERN

No other upcoming superhero movie seems to command as much clout as this upcoming DC comic book adaptation, a phenomenon possibly attributed to early releases of Ryan Reynolds sporting a tight green spandex suit. The film, set to be

released in 3D on June 17, follows Reynolds as Hal Jordan, a U.S. Air Force pilot who is inducted into the Green Lantern Corps. as an intergalactic warrior. In typical superhero movie fashion, the film will feature Jordan doing amazing things while ultimately trying to understand his powers as he tries to defeat the mighty supervillain Parallax.

KUNG FU PANDA 2

The original “Kung Fu Panda” was one of highestgrossing films of all time for DreamWorks Animation and received near universal acclaim by top critics, so a sequel featuring the bumbling yet ambitious panda Po (voiced by Jack Black) was bound to happen. Slated for a May 26 release, the sequel rejoins Po, now a kung fu master, and his animal friends in the Valley of Peace. Their new enemy is Lord Shen, a peacock who vows to take over China. With an all-star voice cast consisting of A-listers like Angelina Jolie and Dustin Hoffman, the second film is sure to be just as much a delight for all ages as the first. scho@theeagleonline.com

To an audience bombarded with images of the Islamic world’s troubled relationship with Western culture, the Muslim Film Festival in Washington, D.C., paints a picture of diversity of how Islam fits and lives within the social fabric of Western settings. The festival, organized by the American Islamic Congress and Project Nur, runs from April 19 to 27 and presents a diverse group of films all dealing with the same topic in different rubics: Muslim identity. The 2010 Sundance Film Festival selection “The Taqwacores,” directed by

and diverse.” Zahra’s direction is superb in showing us that the characters in the movie are not on some contrived faux-rebellion tip against society — if anything, they are simply living only as they know how and accepting in a sort of resigned, almost cynical way that simply being who they are by definition makes them subversive. As the pink-mohawked guitarist Jehangir (Dominic Rains) puts it, he is the embodiment of a “mismatching of disenfranchised subcultures.” In addition to the absolutely stunning cinematography, (the movie’s cadence is really unique and true to its ’80s punk-zine aesthetic), the cast of characters is thrilling

“I was not certain that this film would be ‘Islamically-accepted,’ but there has been no negative response to it.” — Eyad Zahra, director of ‘The Taqwacores’

Eyad Zahra, depicts the electrifying underground subculture of Muslim punk-rockers in Buffalo, NY. Based on Michael Muhammad Knight’s 2003 cult novel of the same name, the movie does an incredible job of portraying the ultimate in-your-face mashing of two counter-mainstream cultural phenomena: being punk and being Muslim in America. In an interview with The Eagle, Zahra voiced his concerns over the release of the film. “I was not certain that this film would be ‘Islamicallyaccepted,’ but there has been no negative response to it,” Zahra said. “It has seen nothing but good.” If there is any message he expounded on it is that “the Muslim community is wide

to watch. There is shy Yusef (Bobby Naderi), an everangry, moral-enforcing, straight-edge engineering student named Umar (Nav Mann) and a burqa-wearing feminist-of-sorts named Rabeya (Noureen DeWulf), whose attire baffles even her roommates. When Jehangir decides to put on a punk show, hosting Muslim punk bands from “Khalifornia,” things get ugly in a punksense. “The Taqwacores” is also full of clever, funny dialogue such as Jehangir’s description of the chastity battle as a “jihad against my nuts.” Ultimately, the theme is that even through the rebellion and struggle, there is an ever-present thread of faith and spirituality — “Allah is too big and too open !

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AFRICAN CATS A — 89 MINUTES By MEREDITH MEDOWAY Eagle Contributing Writer

This Earth Day, Disneynature released the film “African Cats,” centered on a family of lions and a family of cheetahs on the Masai Mara National Reserve in Kenya. “African Cats” is an excellent film that gives a predominately accurate portrayal of life in the savanna. It follows two mothers: Layla, a lioness, and Sita, a cheetah. Each mother faces unbelievable complications in raising children. It’s more than them just bumping their heads on the coffee table — these babies have to deal with hungry hyenas, pride rivalries and dying parents. Yes, this movie generally doesn’t gloss over the often-heartbreaking aspects

“‘African Cats’ gives a fantastic look into the lives of two wildcat families struggling to survive in an environment built to bring them down.”

of life in the wild. The audience (filled with energetic, animal-loving toddlers) is perfectly silent as everyone waits to see if Sita will find all of her cubs after a hyena attack. Viewers cannot help but become invested in the lives of these majestic large cats. And that’s another achievement for “African Cats.” Directors Alastair Fothergill and Keith Scholey manage to find a true story behind both cat families. There is a defined beginning, middle and end with various setbacks and successes along the way. They even throw in a bit of humor to lighten the mood after some particularly harsh scenes of savanna life. And the directors manage a heartwarming ending despite all of the trials and tribulations. It’s not bright

and sunny — as the wild rarely is — but it lets the audience leave on a happy note. The movie gives the perfect balance between exceptionally cute cubs snuggling, and gazelles falling victim to hungry felines. However, Samuel L. Jackson, the narrator, sometimes fails to capture the right mood in his storytelling. At some points, he makes the Masai Mara seem like a catty high school with his overly dramatic voice. It seems as though Morgan Freeman probably would have been the better choice (as he almost always is). Additionally, some of the animals are unfairly pegged as the bad guys. It’s inevitable — one of the pitfalls of having an actual storyline. Every good story has someone to root for, and someone to hate. The film seems to follow in “The Lion King’s” steps as the hyenas are obviously meant to make the audience cringe. Viewers cheered for Sita and Mara, but spurned Kali, Fang and the hyenas. The film doesn’t quite emphasize the “circle of life” part, avoiding the fact that all animals have to live somehow — even if it means hurting a favorite character. Otherwise, “African Cats” gives a fantastic look into the lives of two wildcat families struggling to survive in an environment built to bring them down. Cat lover or not, the film is a must see for the stunning views of African wildlife. The camera shots are breathtaking and it’s impossible to drag your eyes away from a high-speed cheetah chase. If you purchase a ticket during the film’s opening week, $0.20 of each ticket will go to the Amboseli Corridor project by the African Wildlife Foundation (AWF). The project aims to preserve and protect the Amboseli Corridor, a stretch of land that goes beyond national park borders and is frequently used by animals to travel to different regions of the savanna. thescene@theeagleonline. com

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Five flicks set in D.C. sans the usual head of state premise By HOAI-TRAN BUI Eagle Staff Writer

Washington, D.C. is not known for its breathtaking tourist spots like Paris, nor its cool, hip atmosphere like New York City, but whenever the nation’s capital is portrayed in film, it’s often a political film revolving around the trials of a fictional president dealing with fictional issues that are umbrella statements on the flaws of our modern society. When it’s not on a fictional president, D.C. films are biopics on real historical events that involve, yes, a U.S. president. But, contrary to popular belief, there are films set in D.C. that have nothing to do with U.S. presidents that the Scene has happily provided for you.

MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON

Released in 1939, “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” is the quintessential D.C. movie from which most modern political films can trace their influence. Jimmy Stewart brings his “aw-shucks” Boy Scout demeanor to D.C., playing idealistic, newly appointed Sen. Jefferson Smith, who arrives to D.C. only to discover the rampant corruption within the political system. “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington”

is a classic, delivering a great story, interesting characters and flawless performances. Jean Arthur plays the stereotypical ambitious, cynical secretary who is stuck with the naïve Mr. Smith as he tries to battle the system. Of course, she has a change of heart as she witnesses his dedication to his cause and becomes his love interest. Many stereotypes originated in this film, but they are best and most authentic in this original incarnation. The filibuster scene rivals no other, and Stewart delivers one of his best performances.

ST. ELMO’S FIRE

Perhaps it’s not the best of the Brat Pack movies, but “St. Elmo’s Fire” is certainly one of the most iconic. Not to mention it’s also set in D.C. Starring ‘80s staples such as Emilio Estevez, Rob Lowe, Andrew McCarthy, Demi Moore, Judd Nelson and Ally Sheedy, “St. Elmo’s Fire” tells the story of a group of Georgetown University grads who struggle from post-grad disillusionment and general angst. “St. Elmo’s Fire” makes D.C. look considerably cooler and more comparable to one of those “pretty young adults finding themselves in the city” films that often take place in New York. The fact that some of these

characters actually got into Georgetown is questionable, but “St. Elmo’s Fire” is heartwarming and entertaining enough to be a favorable representation of the struggles of young, beautiful people in the heart of our nation’s capital.

THE EXORCIST

A staircase in Georgetown was where a pivotal scene in “The Exorcist” was filmed, and has gained enough of a following to become a minor tourist spot. Loosely based on a true story, “The Exorcist” is about an actress who recruits a priest at Georgetown University to perform an exorcism on her 12-yearold daughter. It is one of the most iconic horror films of all time, and even 40 years after its release, remains a source of extreme terror to all who watch it.

STATE OF PLAY

An underrated movie with an all-star cast including Russell Crowe, Rachel McAdams, Ben Affleck and Helen Mirren, “State of Play” is a 2009 remake of a BBC mini-series about a journalist who discovers a government conspiracy after the murder of a politician’s mistress. It’s a riveting movie that features some excellent performances from Russell Crowe (chubbier and a little more wrinkled than usual) and Rachel McAdams (bright and perky as always), as well as an obligatory cameo by Ben’s Chili Bowl. “State of Play” is intriguing, well-made and brilliantly cast. The fact that this movie

nearly disappeared from the mainstream awareness after its release is almost unforgivable, because it is such an unexpectedly good movie. It successfully blends journalism and politics into an old-fashioned mystery that grabs viewers, making D.C. and government conspiracies seem ultimately cool.

THANK YOU FOR SMOKING

“Thank You for Smoking” is a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek movie by Jason Reitman, the director of such comedic fare as “Juno” and “Up in the Air.” It’s another underrated and under-seen movie starring Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart), a cigarette spokesperson who maneuvers his way through politics, big business and child-raising with a comfortable smirk on his face. However, once he gets involved with an ambitious reporter (Katie Holmes), he starts losing his grip on the lies he spins to keep his lifestyle going. “Thank You for Smoking” is a sharp, funny film on the world of controversial big businesses and its spokespeople. The wry humor never gets old, such as the hilariously-titled “Merchants of Death” that Nick is a part of (the other members include alcohol and guns). The D.C. setting is subtle, almost barely noticeable, but consistently present and an important part of the story. hbui@theeagleonline.com

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SCENE’S PICKS FOR SUMMER’S BEST ALBUMS By MAEVE McDERMOTT

Eagle Staff Writer

To get you through these few, hot, culturally barren months, absent of our events calendar or WVAU recommendations, here’s a short list of albums to keep an eye out for this summer. mmcdermott@theeagleonline.com

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Perhaps the only band on the “(500) Days of Summer” soundtrack to be known for throwing up on each other during their live shows, Atlanta’s Black Lips will release their sixth LP, “Arabica Mountain,” in early June. The garage-punk rockers are known more for their foul on-stage antics than for the quality of their studio recordings and have been touring almost nonstop since 2009. With famed British producer Mark Ronson working on many of the album’s tracks, “Arabia Mountain” may turn out to be the Lips’ best material yet, and won’t just sound like dregs from a band whose members set each other on fire on stage.

In 2007, Justin Vernon retreated to a remote cabin in the woods of Wisconsin to record the indie folk classic “For Emma, Forever Ago.” In the three years since, Vernon’s begun working on the follow-up to “For Emma,” this time in a Wisconsin veterinarian clinic-turnedstudio, and he’s kept himself busy. He also released the well-received “Blood Bank EP,” recorded with GAYNGS and formed side project Volcano Choir, and collaborated with Kanye West for “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.” Bon Iver’s self-titled second album comes out on June 21.

Weezy has had a turbulent few years since the 2008 release of his massively successful “Tha Carter III.” He was arrested and served eight months in prison for a gun charge. His previous few releases, which included the awful rock dud “Rebirth” and the slightly better post-prison record “I Am Not A Human Being,” didn’t come close to matching “Tha Carter III” in sales or critical acclaim. Lil Wayne will seek to replicate his past success with the release of “Tha Carter IV” on June 21, driven by lead single “6 Foot 7 Foot,” which features a sample from a Jamaican folk song and was produced by Bangladesh, the mind behind “Tha Carter III’s” ubiquitous “A Milli.”

Way back in 2006, Arctic Monkeys were one of indie rock’s first Internet buzz bands. After releasing their smash debut album “Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not,” Arctic Monkeys rode the wave of Internet hype until they got clobbered by the always-accompanying backlash. Nevertheless, their debut became the highest selling album debut in the U.K., which they followed with two other acclaimed but less successful releases, “Favourite Worst Nightmare” in 2007 and “Humbug” in 2009. The tone of the Monkeys’ releases has grown progressively darker, but “Suck It And See” is shaping up to be a return to form for the Monkeys, lighter and more accessible than the murkiness of “Humbug.”

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D.C.’s must-see summer shows to heat up the local music scene By YOHANA DESTA Eagle Staff Writer

For those of you who plan on extending your stay in D.C. once finals are over, you’re lucky to be around for a slew of great upcoming concerts. And never fear, the Scene has you covered, compiling a list of some of the most exciting acts to hit the District this summer. For those of you that aren’t staying in D.C., check out these musicians’ tour schedules — chances are they might be coming to your hometown as well.

TAME IMPALA

Formed in 2007 in Perth, Australia, Tame Impala are a four-piece rock band

with psychedelic tendencies. They released their first album, “Innerspeaker,” last May to great reviews with critics raving over their sun-drenched, happy-golucky retro guitar licks and spacey vocals. It’s quite fitting that they toured last year as the opening act for fellow psychedelia-tinged band, MGMT. If you enjoy rock music dipped in acid with deliriously echoey reverb, then catch Tame Impala when they come to the Black Cat on May 6.

ARCTIC MONKEYS

Mostly everyone interested in alt-rock or Brit pop has heard of Arctic Monkeys. The British quartet gained mass appraise with the re-

lease of their debut album, “Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not,” in 2006. Their combination of furiously fast, dance-worthy indie rock mixed with lead singer Alex Turner’s sometimes silly, often conversational lyrics made for one of the best albums of the year. Since then, the band has released two more albums, with their third, “Suck It and See,” slated for release on June 6. They’ve deviated from their original sound — their third album “Humbug” taking on a slightly darker tone, with infectiously haunting melodies and brooding lyrics. They’ve since released two new singles from their upcoming album. Though it’s not exactly a return to form,

“Brick by Brick” is a popheavy melody with a simple, catchy chorus, while “Don’t Sit Down, Cause I’ve Moved Your Chair,” has a grungy feel coupled with silly lyrics. The band starts their North American tour at D.C.’s own 9:30 club on May 17.

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This curiously named New York-based twosome consists of Madeline Follin and Brian Oblivion. The indiepop duo have yet to release a debut album, but they’ve already racked up quite a bit of buzz. They signed with Lily Allen’s record label (In the Name Of Records, an offshoot of Columbia), performed at Coachella and ruled the Internet with their sugary sweet single, “Go Outside.” Since then, the rest of the songs they’ve released have had the same atmospheric, melody-driv-

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en pop, all featuring Follin’s youthful and spaced-out vocals. Their sound is almost reminiscent of ’60s pop girl groups like the ShangriLas with less demanding or lighter vocals. Their album release will be perfect to start the summer off, making their June 10 show at the Rock and Roll Hotel all the more appropriate.

WIZ KHALIFA

Chances are you’ve already heard Wiz Khalifa’s ubiquitous singles “Black and Yellow” and “No Sleep” from his recently released debut album from a major label, “Rolling Papers.” Khalifa released his first mixtape back in 2005 and has since released nine more, consistently churning out stoner anthems like “Still Blazin’” and “Waken Baken.” Everything came together on his incredibly popular 2010

mixtape, “Kush and Orange Juice,” with Wiz sharing his ingredients for the perfect breakfast to all his fans. But, sincerely, there is more to the rapper than heavy marijuana references. His album is full of retrospective and thoughtful lyrics from a rapper who’s been in the game for quite awhile — after all, ‘khalifa’ means wisdom in Arabic. Singles like “When I’m Gone” and “Fly Solo” only prove Khalifa’s depth and writing talent. So if you’re a self-respecting member of Taylor Gang (Khalifa’s name for his friends and fans) or a neophyte to the rapper’s sound, be sure to go to his July 24 show at Merriweather Post Pavilion, where he’ll be headlining a show featuring up-and-coming openers like Mac Miller, Curren$y, Big K.R.I.T. and Big Sean. ydesta@theeagleonline.com

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for my Islam to be small and closed.” Considering the fact that an estimated 65 percent of the world’s Muslim population is under the age of 30, the films embody a youthful, vibrant ethos and offer a glimpse into a world that

quite refreshing, nuanced and trenchant answers to the question of what it means to be a Muslim. The 2009 Cannes Film Festival Special Jury Prize selection “No One Knows About Persian Cats” explores the difficulties Iranian youth face in trying to produce

even Sufi musicians who have to record their music underground. The D.C. Muslim Film Fest’s selections showcase both the struggles and triumphs of being Muslim in a modern context. The festival highlights the struggle in defining one’s identity

The D.C. Muslim Film Festival’s selections showcase both the struggles and triumphs of being Muslim in a modern context. is quite removed from the plucked-from-the-headlines “angry young Arab man” stereotype — simply put, they show that subversive is not equal to “angry mob.” The protagonists in the films breakdance, play in indie rock bands, paint graffiti, throw punk rock shows and, in general, provide

and perform rock music. It’s a breathless exposé on a cat-and-mouse game but the movie does not take on a fatalistic, cynical view. If anything, it shows that even under repressive regimes, there is a strong undercurrent of creativity. Case in point, Iran has metal and indie rock bands, too, and

with the challenges of discrimination and repression while successfully raising thought-provoking discussions on Muslim identity. thescene@theeagleonline. com

THE WEEK

APRIL 26 — 8 P.M. DARNA – THE RETURN WHERE WHAT’S UP

The Passenger, 1021 7th St. NW

METRO

Metro Center (Red/Blue/Orange Lines)

COST

Free ($2 suggested)

The Washington Psychotronic Film Society is a group of film lovers who offer weekly screenings of obscure, off-beat films both new and old. Darna is the Wonder Woman of the Philippines, working as an unassuming reporter by day and fighting crime by night.

MORE INFO

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APRIL 27 — 8 P.M. LAKE

WHERE WHAT’S UP

Red Palace, 1210 H St. NE

METRO

Union Station (Red line)

LAKE is an alt-rock group from Olympia with three releases since their formation in 2005. They’re joined by AgesandAges and The Mean Season.

COST MORE INFO $10

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APRIL 28 — 7 P.M. OF MONTREAL WHERE WHAT’S UP

9:30 club, 815 V St. N.W.

METRO

U Street/African-American War Memorial/ Cardozo (Green/Yellow Lines)

Athens-based indie pop group of Montreal are joined by Painted Palms at the 9:30 club.

MORE INFO

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COST

$25

APRIL 29 — ALL DAY

BURN TO SHINE WASHINGTON D.C.

Artisphere, 1101 Wilson Blvd., Arlington, Va.

“Burn to Shine” is an ongoing film series be-

Rosslyn (Blue/Orange Lines)

toph Green and drummer Brendan Canty that shows what happens when eight local D.C. bands play in a vacant bungalow that is soon to be demolished.

WHERE WHAT’S UP

METRO tween curator Bob Weston, filmmaker ChrisCOST

Free

APRIL 30 — 8 P.M. THE APPLESEED CAST WHERE WHAT’S UP

Rock and Roll Hotel, 1353 H St. NE

METRO

Union Station (Red Line)

COST

$15

Alternative rock band The Appleseed Cast are on tour to promote the release of their latest EP, “Middle States.” They’re joined by A Great Big Pile of Leaves, Edie Sedgwick and Pianos Become the Teeth.

MORE INFO

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Rosslyn (Blue/Orange Lines)

The Hamtdaa: Together tour highlight the Buddhist ritual dance of tsam — one of the holiest of ceremonies.

MORE INFO COST www.artisphere.com Free

MAY 2 — 8 P.M. CHAMBERLIN WHERE WHAT’S UP

DC9, 1940 9th St. N.W.

METRO

U Street/African-American War Memorial/ Cardozo (Green/Yellow Lines)

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Vermont-based folk band Chamberlin are joined by Bronze Radio Return at DC9.

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Student Government evaluations Though not without some trouble, this year’s SG has helped to restore faith in the organization As this academic year winds to a close, it is time to evaluate those who have led our student body through the good times and the bad: the Student Government. Though not without some drama, we can honestly say that this year’s SG has had its fair share of moments worth applauding, but it can still improve. SG Executives As SG President, Nate Bronstein has amazed us with his immense spirit and dedication to the job, and better yet, with the real changes he’s made this past academic year. Rather than waste time with the Undergraduate Senate, Bronstein

has worked with the Faculty Senate, Board of Trustees and President Neil Kerwin to enact real change for students, including keeping the drop/add period the same length when the Faculty Senate considered shortening it. Bronstein has also been seen everywhere on campus, from handing out Monsters to rallying together the student body when Westboro Baptist Church protesters visited AU. In addition, we at The Eagle have appreciated the access he’s granted us to SG and his acknowledgment that we’re working together to reach the student body; we have greatly appreciated his openness.

Bronstein’s hours, energy and dedication have been unmatched, and we can only hope that President-elect Tim McBride emulates the same level of commitment. Though the vice president is often less visible role than the president, KPU, SUB and Founders’ Day Ball all fall under the realm of the SG vice president, and Maia Tagami’s office has pulled off many of these events with aplomb this year. KPU brought in several great speakers this year, and the return of Founders’ Day Ball was a success. Though SUB went $11,000 over budget with the Cee Lo Green event, the office was open and honest throughout the crisis, although steps should have been taken to prevent the blunder in the first place. (Hint, hint Vice Presidentelect Liz Richards). Overall,

A final note from The Eagle’s graduating editor in chief CHARLES P. SZOLD — Graduating Editor in Chief I’ve heard I’m supposed to feel nostalgic about graduating from college. Well, other than a deep and undeniable longing for a few more swipes into Tenley Café and a few more games of Apples to Apples in Anderson Terrace, I’m feeling pretty good. With that in mind, I’d like to offer my thanks to those who helped me through my time here at AU (in no particular order): Jen Calantone: Thanks for your support, friendship and guidance these last few years. You are the rock that my journalism career will be built off. Ethan Klapper: Thanks for sticking by us when things were tough. I can’t wait until

you’re really successful and I get to tell people, “I knew him when, and yeah, he is that smart.” Stef Dazio: The best news editor and friend I could have asked for. Thanks for making me make you delicious burritos. Lindsey Anderson: Thanks for taking over. I (and all past editors) feel confident knowing that our baby is in good hands. Meg Fowler, Sarah Parnass, Julia Ryan: The original newsies! My favorite days were spent huddled with y’all (h/t Meg) in our little newsie corner. Professor Perri: Thanks for being there when I needed you, and thanks for finding

me a designer! Most of all, thanks for letting me make my own mistakes. Professor Hall: Thanks for helping me through the beginning of my career in journalism. It’s rare to find professors that actually care about their students. Thanks for actually caring about me. Professor Crowe: Thanks for teaching me how to actually use a comma and for ripping my carefully constructed newspaper to shreds once a week. Finding an honest opinion nowadays ain’t easy. Andrew Pergam: Thanks for all your help with the College Daybreak and thanks for reading my “iPad

kudos to Tagami and her office for putting on some great events this year. Comptroller is not the most glamorous or desirable position, but Ed Levandoski did a great job this year keeping his office open and accessible, as well as functioning. The AUTO program is in good financial shape for next year, and the Bike Lending program is set to expand and continue its path of success. Levandoski has done a good job, especially in comparison to past years, and SG will miss him dearly. Though the office of the secretary hasn’t had any major issues this year, the secretary’s job is all about communicating the SG image to the student body, and Kent Hiebel’s office has been lagging behind in that regard. Though his office put on some great events, outreach and publicity were minimal. How many people heard of the Gay-la that took place about a month ago in SIS? (Answer: Not many.) In addition, regular updates and necessary repairs to the website seem to have fallen by

the wayside. Hiebel’s office could have done better job in keeping the student body informed and updated, and we hope Kevin Sutherland takes note of the lack of stellar success as he takes office next weekend.

manifesto.” I look forward to keeping in touch. The Eagle staff: There have been too many of you over the last three years to thank individually. Overall, I’ve never met a group of more dedicated, talented people. You have been my coworkers and my friends. David Taylor: Thanks for letting Eagle staff e-mail and call you at all hours. You’re a superstar in The Eagle office. (Don’t tell them that I told you). Gail Hanson, Fanta Aw, Michael Elmore: Thanks for … too many things to count. Alicia Rodrigues: Thanks for being there through thick and thin. I know I didn’t do much to make your life any easier. Thanks for never making me feel like I should feel bad about that. You’re the best friend a new EIC could have asked for. I’ve enjoyed getting to know you over the last two years. Karen Gerlach, Candace Marsh, Andrew Toczydlowski: Thanks for your help

in getting The Eagle squared away for another 85 years! I appreciated your support more than I let on. Toni from ChesPub: I always knew I had a friend to call at the end of a long production night. Marc Tomik: Thanks for being an honest advocate for The Eagle. You brightened up Eagle staff ’s day whenever you stopped by to say hello. You, sir, are also an Eagle superstar. Professors David Lublin, Allison Comins-Richmond, Alan Levine, Michael Keynes, Simon Nicholson, Matthew Swibel, Richard Benedetto: You are all, by far, the best professors I’ve had at AU. When I think back to my best days here, I will think of my time in your classes. Kristen ‘Wallie’ Walling: Best RA ever. Your whole floor still misses you! Camille Lepre and Maralee Csellar: Thanks for working with us. Whenever a reporter would get in a jam, we felt confident saying “call Camille/Maralee!” So, I sup-

Other important SG branches We would like to applaud this year’s Undergraduate Senate for doing its job. The Senate has made some great progress in bringing ROTC back on campus and holding office hours. However, the Senate still has much work to be done in terms of diversity, recruitment and creating actual change. We can only hope that next year’s Senate gives us reason to rate them as successful, not just adequate. This year’s Judicial Board and Board of Elections merit similar comments — we would like to thank them for doing their job properly. Though the branch usually comes to light during elections or during emergencies, its power is great — almost too great — when such occasions arise. While we appreciate some of this

+, year’s procedural changes for elections (no one was thrown off the ballot), some of the changes seemed almost petty and unimportant. (If someone wants to take the time to make such a huge chalking, let it be, come on.) Once again, we only hope that next year’s Judicial Board and BOE improve their record so we can regale them for their success, rather than their ability to just get the job done. Overall, this year’s SG has been much more effective at creating change and getting its job done than in years past, and we would like to commend those involved for restoring student faith in an organization plagued by drama and failure in years past. As we have said, we only have high hopes for next year’s administration, and we implore them to continue the work that was started this year in creating real change and truly helping the student body.

pose apologies are in order too … My mother, father and brother: I am, absolutely, the luckiest person in the whole world. I’m not going to get all sappy or anything, but without your guidance and support these last four years, I would probably be … back at home. So, Mom, don’t raise your sons so well if you want to keep them home. Dad, thanks for the pep talks when things went sour. Tom, thanks for letting me yell at you like a maniac after that front-page typo last fall. I love you all! Well, now I’m feeling nostalgic. More than 700 words of “thanks” and inside jokes don’t exactly make good copy, so, Lindsey, I’m sorry. I’m also sorry if I’ve forgotten anyone. Love, Charlie Szold Graduating editor in chief, The Eagle Senior, School of Communication

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So long, farewell — a columnist’s reflection on this year CONOR SHAPIRO — SMARTER THAN I LOOK Referees and columnists share one thing in common — they’re always pissing someone off. At least referees get paid. In all seriousness, I’d do it for free if I had to. (I have to.) Like any columnist, some content makes me cringe after it’s published — I wish I could revise or rephrase — but there it lies like burnt toast: just have to live with it. And those are the better ones. They say we’re our own worst critics, and trust me, that’s saying something.

Throughout the academic year, I’ve made a concerted effort to focus on campus issues. Writers much better than I are readily available on newsstands across the District, and most people don’t read The Eagle for national/international stories anyhow. Some of my columns were relatively uncontroversial, while others elicited a backlash that ruffled feathers all the way to the Editor-in-Chief. (Thanks for having my back, Char-

lie.) Folks who composed letters to the editor challenging my opinions, I applaud. Thanks for your effort and engagement in the issue. Surprisingly, I have befriended a few of these people who might have initially believed I breathed fire or snacked on small children. It’s amazing how far a kind human interaction can go in assuaging anger or misunderstandings. Like most of you, I’m a struggling student, preoccupied with meetings,

LETTER TO THE EDITOR

Sustainability classes already present, just need more cohesion This letter is in response to “AU’s Green Initiatives Need to Take Root in Education. OpEd” (April 18, 2011). American University can do more to educate students about sustainability and its efforts to green the campus. However, authors Katie Alexander and Sean Miller — both whom I know and deeply respect — give short shrift to

ied as sociology, anthropology and religion and philosophy offer sustainability-focused courses. The School of Public Affairs houses the Center for Environmental Policy and provides courses in many aspects of domestic environmental affairs. The Center for Environmental Filmmaking in the School of Communications and a number of courses in SOC focus on

The problem isn’t a lack of sustainability offerings, but a structure to link the efforts. the deep educational roots of sustainability already present and vibrant throughout the curriculum. Since 1998, the School of International Service’s Global Environmental Politics program has been offering courses focused specifically on sustainability in a global context. The College of Arts and Sciences hosts degree programs in both environmental science and environmental studies; and disciplines as var-

media and sustainability. Kogod will soon be rolling out a new graduate degree in sustainability management, and the Washington College of Law offers numerous courses through its Program in International and Comparative Environmental Law. In my view, the problem isn’t a lack of sustainability offerings on campus but an organizational structure to link the many existing efforts. A number of staff and

faculty across the University have been meeting to discuss such linkage, and we hope to advance a meaningful proposal soon. The proposal will include linkages across both academic and administrative units including campus sustainability programs. Alexander and Miller go further than simply calling for more educational efforts. They propose a required course in sustainability for all AU students. While I personally would like AU students to be literate in sustainability, I’d be uncomfortable with making this a requirement since there are genuine disagreements about what constitutes a sound education in sustainability, and, while I see sustainability issues as central to our current challenges, I am aware that others may not. As AU increasingly greens the campus and embodies sustainability, more students will see the relevance of sustainability studies and sign up for all the many amazing courses being offered. Paul Wapner Associate Professor Director,GlobalEnvironmental Politics Program, SIS

deadlines, projects, papers and internships. It’s been a challenge to compose weekly columns worthy of publication, and it’s one I’ve embraced and taken seriously. I make no claim to hold all the answers nor perfect writing skills. Both are works in progress. I earnestly aim to remain malleable and open to dissenting perspectives. Some of my viewpoints you may interpret as extreme, although I don’t force controversy. Nothing that I’ve written I disagree with. As my published Eagle Rant can attest: Believe it or not, this school is too conservative for me. Perhaps I’m not liberal as much as iconoclastic and idealistic. The unpleasant byproducts all columnists weather are the personal assaults and assumptions about our character. It’s the na-

/%'0'10).2 ture of the beast, and I don’t take the attacks to heart. I have and will criticize institutions, cultures and opinions, but I refuse to invoke personal attacks. We don’t have to respect each other’s opinions, but we can always respect one another. This summer I’ll be working for the Department of Defense. You read right, a pacifist working for the military. I accepted the offer after much deliberation. I am looking to gain uncharted experience and a broader perspective when criticizing the military and its appendages. Perhaps those who question my credibility will note my attempt to not only see both sides, but live both sides. Ideally, I will return to write for The Eagle next year. This is not a farewell column so much as my

gratitude for your continued readership. My goal has always been to inform, entertain and challenge. Where I have failed, I hope to improve with more practice. A lot of hard work goes into creating this paper before it hits newsstands (and I thank my editors and those behind the scenes working production). While it has much room for improvement (more rants, we know), I promise to continue doing my best to provide quality commentary you find worthwhile. Thanks for reading The Eagle, have a wonderful summer. Until next year. Conor Shapiro is a graduate student in the School of International Service and a liberal columnist.

Don’t let Adderall abuse cloud judgment of its medical uses EMI RUFF-WILKINSON — RANTER IN RESIDENCE I know that look people give me at 3 a.m. in the library: I’m practically dying, trying to hammer out a paper I put off until the last night, and reach into my bag to pull out an Adderall. Despite the fact that it’s legally prescribed to me, the guy at the next table over looks at me like I’m shooting up heroin. Why is there all this stigma surrounding Adderall? Yes, there are a lot of people out there who abuse it, take massive quantities as an excuse to procrastinate or just add it to the list of drugs they’re always on anyway. But there are also a lot of people like me, who have serious ADD and can’t get through college without it. But even I’ve been told that using Adderall is basically like cheating in school. One girl I did a group project with ranted to me that if people with ADD can have it, why can’t everyone, just to level the playing field? Apparently, the A I got on my midterm is cheapened because I took academic steroids. Let me promise you, this is not giving me an unfair

advantage. In fact, ADD is a massive handicap. In high school, my parents and teachers gave me every single lecture they could think of on “time management” and “distraction-free workspaces” and “studying efficiently.” But

Why is there all this stigma surrounding Adderall? even with all of those, I’ll still choose drawing moustaches on the people in my textbook over actually reading them. But with Adderall, I actually kind of enjoy school. It’s still hard, don’t get me wrong. When I have readings on things like, say, poststructuralism, I still suffer through them like everyone else. The difference is that I don’t give

up like I would have otherwise. I’m not any smarter on Adderall, just a functional student. That being said, recreational Adderall use is a disaster waiting to happen. Adderall is not a miracle drug. It makes it impossible to sleep or eat like a normal person, and your mouth tastes like you’ve been sucking on a rusty spoon. Plus, it’s pretty addictive — write one paper on Adderall and you’ll never want to go back to just Red Bull again. Adderall is a Schedule II drug, and what people tend to forget is that those of us with ADD actually have doctors and psychiatrists to help us out. We need it. It sucks to admit that, and you should consider yourself lucky if you don’t have to. But for us, Adderall is an essential part of how we’re able to function in school, and there’s no reason to attach all of this stigma to it. Emi Ruff-Wilkinson is a sophomore in the College of Arts and Sciences and the winner of The Eagle’s Next Great Ranter contest.

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a gutsy performance in Game 4 for Portland. It’s a shame that injuries force everyone to wonder what could have been with Roy, as he was on track to become a perennial All-Star. On a side note, Kevin McHale has been the color commentator for this series, and I love him as an NBA TV analyst. But I was confused when he emphasized throughout the broadcast that Portland needed to make the series 2-1 in Game 3. All this time, I always thought the plan was to lose the first three games of a seven-game series. ! Oklahoma City has shown they’re ready to make the jump this postseason after their dismantling of the Nuggets. General manager Sam Presti has built this team brilliantly, and it’s a matter of when, not if, the Thunder are making a deep run into the playoffs.

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Dodgers takeover adds McCourt to list of game’s controversial owners By SAM RAPHELSON

Eagle Contributing Writer There has been a lot of drama taking place out in California during the last week, as MLB Commissioner Bud Selig decided to take over the Los Angeles Dodgers, ousting former owner Frank McCourt for putting the team $430 million in debt. This is all in the midst of a nasty divorce trial between McCourt and his wife, Jamie, whom was part owner of the franchise until she was fired in 2009. What is even more unfortunate is how the greedy business practices of major league owners can affect a baseball club. But this idea of the money-hungry owner is nothing new. There have been owners that did great things for baseball that were never fully appreciated. This is why I chose to dedicate this column to a discussion

of the most controversial major league owners in recent history, and I will begin with Mr. McCourt himself.

FRANK MCCOURT, LOS ANGELES DODGERS 2004-2011

It’s truly embarrassing to have your ownership rights stripped away, even when you did not exceed the level of debt the MLB allows, which is debt exceeding 10 times the operating income. However, there were many other factors at play here. The most entertaining one that comes to mind is when the McCourts hired a Russian physicist to supposedly “channel positive thoughts toward the team,” according to the Los Angeles Times. I guess palm readings in the dugout were commonplace as well. No wonder why Selig took action to protect “the best interests of base-

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ball,” as the Dodger players were being hypnotized right before they went up to bat! But seriously, there are other reasons why the MLB has taken over day-to-day operations of the organization. Strike three for Selig was when McCourt took out a $30 million personal loan from Fox in order to meet payroll. Maybe the McCourts should not have used team funds for personal expenses during those seven years, or the Dodgers might have had a chance this season.

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You may not know his name, but unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, you have heard this one: Bernie Madoff. The name itself sounds like someone who is a leader in the mafia. And this isn’t far off, as Madoff engineered the largest Ponzi scheme in history. The close friendship between Madoff and Wilpon blinded the Mets owner, who ignored clear signs of

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$%&'!()*+ investment fraud as he invested with Madoff. All of this came out just before the Mets opened Citi Field, which put them in even more debt. Wilpon could sell a 25 percent stake in the team just to stay afloat financially. This is nothing but a classic example of how the money-hungry attitude of major league owners can get in the way of smart investments.

Addition of playoff spot will add intrigue to MLB season

GEORGE STEINBRENNER, NEW YORK YANKEES 1973-2010

With the NHL and NBA playoffs in full swing, Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig has been pushing for a new playoff format for the 2012 season. The proposed format provides a welcome change to baseball’s current system that has remained the same since Selig added the wild card in 1995. First, this is a done deal because the owners love it. This is also a great idea for the league and not just because owners will get at least two more games worth of revenue. Because there would be an extra spot for teams to compete, more fans will be coming to games that have extra meaning. Fans should look at this as a positive step because it means more meaningful games and just another spot for your team to eek into the playoff race. The only people one can imagine having a problem with this are fans of perennial playoff teams. The only thing this fan asks, is to make sure it stops here. While there is certainly some great action in the NBA and NHL playoffs, there are too many teams. So, my message to the MLB is this: Great job adding a playoff spot to make September more exciting, but please do not become the NBA.

The first thought that pops into most people’s minds when they hear this name is “legend.” He continued the already prominent Yankees legacy, leading them to seven World Series championships and 11 American League pennants. Additionally, he is responsible for acquiring the main faces of the team, as well as building the new stadium that stands as a memorial to his legacy. But his tenure as “The Boss” did not come without controversy, and not everyone sees him in a positive light. He was suspended from baseball twice, the first for illegal contributions to the Nixon re-election campaign and the second for paying off gambler Howie Spira to investigate Dave Winfield. Steinbrenner had constantly bullied Winfield for not producing in the postseason after signing him to a huge contract in 1980. When free agency started in the MLB, Steinbrenner used it to his advantage, always going after the best players no matter the cost. This sort of seems unfair to the other teams in baseball, but when you consider the millions of dollars in shared revenue that teams like the Pittsburgh Pirates receive from the Yankees, things even out. No matter what one’s opinion of Steinbrenner is, he did revolutionize the business of baseball, for better or for worse.

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'* Observations after one week of NBA postseason play

TYLER TOMEA — SIDELINE SCHOLAR With the NBA Playoffs now more than a week old, here are some initial reactions from the first round matchups: ! There was a better chance of me being struck by lightning, winning the lottery and then being struck by lightning again than there was of Jared Jeffries coming up big at the end of the Knicks’ Game 2 loss. Carmelo Anthony saw the double team coming and did the right thing, passing it to the open man underneath the basket. The only problem was that person was Jeffries, and the error gave the Celtics full control of the series.

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Lacrosse caps regular season with dominant win By SAM LINDAUER Eagle Staff Writer

The AU women’s lacrosse team (9-7, 3-3) ended its regular season in style by walloping the Davidson Wildcats 23-5 on Saturday. The victory matched an AU record for goals scored in a game, 23, which it set in its previous game against Liberty University. The game marked the worst loss of the season for Davidson (5-11, 4-3), as it allowed its most goals this season and lost by its largest margin. AU got off to a scorching start by scoring seven unanswered goals. Also impressive was the fact that the goals were scored by six different Eagles. After Davidson was able to knock in their first goal, AU responded with four more of their own. The two teams would alternate scores for

the rest of the half, but AU had already established its dominance with a commanding 13-4 halftime lead. The Eagles continued the attack in the second half, as locking up this win would tie their regular-season record of nine wins. Like the first half, AU started off with a barrage of goals on Davidson’s goalkeeper Jessica Melby. The second half started with eight straight goals from AU. Sophomore midfielder Samantha Marshall scored three goals in a row during the run, and she would finish the day as the scoring leader with five scores to match all of Davidson’s offense for the day. The five goals for Marshall were a career high. The Wildcats were able to stop AU’s goal streak with a late score from Ann Fucigna, who tied for the team high with two goals on the

game. The Eagles closed out the match with back-to-back goals from junior midfielder Bernadette Maher and Marshall for the 23-5 victory. Davidson’s Melby had her hands full with the AU attack all day, as she allowed 23 goals and made just eight saves. AU’s junior goalie, Kaska Komosinski, had an easy game in net, giving up just four goals and grabbing one save. Freshman Mia Rosen came in to the game to finish out the last six minutes and allowed Davidson’s fifth and final goal. Three other Eagles were able to notch a hat trick. Sophomore midfielder Chiara Speziale, sophomore attacker Kimberly Collins and Maher all scored three times against Davidson. Senior attacker Lisa Schaaf was one of three Eagles to score two goals in the game and led AU with four assists.

WILD WIN Sophomore midfielder Emily Burton helps the Eagles cradle to victory in an overwhelming win against the Davidson Wildcats. Six different Eagles scored goals, as well as a five goal career high for sophomore midfielder Samantha Marshall. With the regular season wrapped up, AU will now play in the Patriot League Tournament. The Eagles have clinched the No. 4 seed in the tournament and will take on the top-seeded Colgate University Raiders. The semifinal game will take place on Friday, April 29, with the championship being played on Sunday, May 1. sports@theeagleonline.com

! There’s bad, there’s really bad and then there’s the officiating in Game 1 of the Philadelphia-Miami series. The Heat shot 24 more free throws than the Sixers, even though Philadelphia attempted more field goals within 10 feet. I can’t remember a team that relies more on the refs than the Heat. If the officials are calling it tight, why wouldn’t LeBron James and Dwyane Wade continue to take the ball to the basket and put the pressure on the referees to make calls and send them to the line? If the referees allow a lot of contact, the Heat turn into a completely different team.

Credit to Indiana for being competitive this series. But Charles Barkley made a point on “Inside the NBA” that even though the scores are close, there’s a clear difference between a 62-win team and a 37-win team, which was evident in the Pacers’ final possession in Game 3. And Indiana had to set the record for “most white guys to appear in an NBA playoff game in the 21st century.” What’s more surprising is !

that one of those players is Josh McRoberts. ! I can’t emphasize how uninterested I am in the Atlanta-Orlando series. It’s partly because every time I think of the Hawks, I think of how they signed Joe Johnson to a six-year, $119 million contract. Because you know, that’s the deal you’re supposed to give a 29-year-old guard coming off a terrible postseason where he called out the Atlanta fans. As for the Magic, despite how dominant Dwight Howard has been this postseason, there was a telling sign at the end of Game 3. Down one point, Orlando opted to go with a Hedo Turkoglu three-point attempt rather than feed Howard in the post. ! It’s still amazing to me that the awkward relationship between O.J. Mayo and Memphis is working. Two months ago, the Grizzlies wanted to send him to Indiana of all places, and now he’s being asked to help win a playoff series. This series between San Antonio and Memphis is destined for seven games. In what will be their last title chance together, Tim Duncan, Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili will have to get by a hungry Grizzlies team. ! The most shocking game of this postseason was New Orleans upsetting Los Angeles in Game 1 at the Staples Center. But did I think the Hornets could ever win the series? Not a chance, especially after realizing their No. 2 option is Carl Landry. ! The Mavericks continued their postseason tradition of choking in big games, and it was great to see the oft-injured Brandon Roy turn in !

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