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APRIL FOOLS EDITION 2013

HIGHLAND PARK HIGH SCHOOL I HIGHLAND PARK, NJ I VOLUME 101, ISSUE 7

Nobles Workout Video Drops 3/22 Frannie

Workout videos are sweeping the nation by storm, and our own Coach Nobles is bringing the sensation to Highland Park. You’ve heard all the hype about videos such as Insanity and P90X, but Nobles’ video is here to challenge those videos and deliver the best workout of all. We all know Nobles as a gym teacher, and some know him as a football and track coach. Others, still, know him as a poet. But Nobles surprises us all with a talent no one knew he possessed: dance skills. His workout video is inspired from his “ballet days as a youngster.” In his videos, Nobles incorporates many core elements and techniques that professional ballet dancers use to work out their core, their arms, their legs, and increases flexibility. The video runs about two hours! To get the full effects of the extreme ballet workout, it is recommended that you do the video

every single day. Think ballet is for girls? Think again. Ballet is ridiculously intense, and full of swag, as Nobles explains: “I bring swag to a whole new meaning.” Wearing the tutu also really adds to the workout itself. In fact, Nobles is offering HPHS a special discount: “Be one of the first 100 to order the Extreme Ballet Experience, and you’ll receive your very own limited edition tutu equipped with built-in weight vest and parachute for all your resistance training workout needs.” The great thing about this video, aside from the fact that it is the ultimate way to get in shape, is that it drops just before spring break! Hopefully, you got your workout started over your vacation and are returning to impress your peers! “It’s just in time to get ready for summer,” Nobles says.

Park High School. And as if all of this is not already getting you insanely excited, it can also benefit your class! Five percent of the profit made from selling videos will go to your class fund. In summary, the Nobles Extreme Ballet Experience, only $19.99, is worth every penny. It gets you in shape in the comfort of your home in your tutu. It’s the word all throughout HPHS. One sophomore said, “I’ve already pre-ordered five so I can send some to my cousins and let them in on this.” A couple of guys, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “Nobles doing ballet is one of the manliest things I’ve ever seen anyone do.” The video drops 3/22. Don’t miss out!

Interested? You’d be a fool not to be. This is without a doubt the best thing to happen to Highland

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Above: Mr. Nobles (center) leads his corps de ballet (from left to right) senior Boning Zhao, Kamraun Akyol, sophomore Jake Callahan, and junior Harry Landis.

APRIL 2013, THE HIGHLAND FLING


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