Triple J Hack Schedule

unearthed by: rachel neef

9:00 - wake up

9:15 - tag fellow young FEMALE in betoota advocate article about ‘Scotty from Marketing’

9:30 - update tinder profile pic to one at the pro-choice rally

10:00 - listen to BBC Global News Podcast

11:00 - human rights law seminar (I <3 the UN)

2:00 - UniBar with the boys (Reminder - snub the Young Libs when in public, you’ll see them at the golf course on Sunday with dad anyway)

3:00 - remember to tell your FEMALE friend how SHOCKED you were about sexual assault allegations in Parliament #FreeBrittany 5:19 - smile

5:20 - 5:25 - flirt, explain how you really do think marriage equality is good, racism is bad, Tony Abbott is bad, feminism is good, explain why all these things are good as well, in very basic terms

5:26 - complain to the boys that girls aren’t actually looking for nice guys

5:29 - call women psychos for not listening to you tell them how much of a nice guy you are

5:30 - call mum to come pick you up

7:00 - play among us

2 - zZZzzzZZZzZ

3:15 - piss break

4:00 - back to Liggy for corporate law seminar (take notes, this is actually where you’re going to end up)

5:00 - back to the UniBar (reminder, eat a mint - we are looking for a wifey) 5:15 - forgot what you learned about personal space in primary school, FEMALES prefer it when you stand sup er close to them

5:16 - go and stand uncomfortably close to a FEMALE

5:17 - make eye contact with FEMALE