TRIPLE J HACK SCHEDULE unearthed by: rachel neef 9:00 - wake up 9:15 - tag fellow young FEMALE in betoota advocate article about ‘Scotty from Marketing’
5:15 - forgot what you learned about personal space in primary school, FEMALES prefer it when you stand sup er close to them
5:16 - go and stand uncomfortably 9:30 - update tinder profile pic to one close to a FEMALE at the pro-choice rally 5:17 - make eye contact with 10:00 - listen to BBC Global News FEMALE Podcast 5:19 - smile 11:00 - human rights law seminar (I <3 the UN) 5:20 - 5:25 - flirt, explain how you really do think marriage equality 2:00 - UniBar with the boys (Remind- is good, racism is bad, Tony Abbott is er - snub the Young Libs when in public, bad, feminism is good, explain why all you’ll see them at the golf course on these things are good as well, in very Sunday with dad anyway) basic terms 3:00 - remember to tell your FEMALE friend how SHOCKED you were about sexual assault allegations in Parliament #FreeBrittany 3:15 - piss break
5:26 - complain to the boys that girls aren’t actually looking for nice guys 5:29 - call women psychos for not listening to you tell them how much of a nice guy you are
4:00 - back to Liggy for corporate law seminar (take notes, this is actually where you’re going to end up)
5:30 - call mum to come pick you up
5:00 - back to the UniBar (reminder, eat a mint - we are looking for a wifey)
2 - zZZzzzZZZzZ
7:00 - play among us
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