Auror Logs

LAW ENFORCEMENT REPORTS

BREAKING NEWS:

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MAGICAL LAW ENFORCEMENT PATROL:

◊ August 13, 2022 2:45PM - Chudley Cannons team manager issued a citation for running an illegal bingo parlor. Citizens are reminded that bingo was outlawed by the wizengamot in 1824 and you all know why.

◊ August 24, 2022 5:09AM - Teenage witch arrested for attempting to break into Gringotts. When questioned the suspect claimed she “wasn’t seriously going to do it.”

◊ September 4, 2022 6:48PM - Aurors called out to a home in Cardiff to deal with a domestic disturbance. Authorities found a elderly wizard fist fighting with a parrot. Both parties were taken into custody.

DEPARTMENT FOR THE REGULATION AND CONTROL OF MAGICAL CREATURES:

◊ August 17, 2022 6:49AM - A menagerie advertising “swamp dragons'' was shut down by authorities after it was discovered the business had been importing common muggle alligators. Both dragons and alligators are illegal to own in the UK.

◊ September 19, 2022 7:04AM - A parrot was cited for jay-walking. This is the parrot’s second brush with the law this month. Authorities warned him of a third strike.

◊ September 24, 2022 9:18PM - Aurors were called to a vacant lot in Dublin to deal with reports of a banshee. Authorities discovered the banshee was actually a common goat with unusually strong vocal chords. The goat was relocated to a less populated area. No arrests were made.

DEPARTMENT OF INTOXICAT- ING SUBSTANCES

◊ August 28, 2022 4:42AM - London wizard arrested for selling gummy bears. The gummy bears were not of dubious or illegal nature, but locals reported he was “being weird about it”.

◊ August 29, 2022 9:15AM - Liverpool barmaid cited for false advertising for putting too little butter in her butterbeer.

IMPROPER USE OF MAGIC OFFICE

◊ August 1, 2022 2:58PM - Parents of a Norfolk witch cited for allowing their daughter to use magic outside of school hours.

◊ September 25, 2022 9:15AM - Ipswich wizard arrested for failing to register his parrot animagus form. Suspect is on his third strike and currently awaiting sentencing.

◊ September 27, 2022 1:32AM - Glasgow wizard issued a fine for using his toilet seat as an unauthorized portkey.

The Minister of Magic and The Head of Magical Law Enforcement would like to thank the Auror Headquarters, Wizengamot Administration Services, Hit Wizards, Investigation Department, Ministry of Magic Witch Watchers, Office for the Detection and Confiscation of Counterfeit Defensive Spells and Protective Objects, and all others that keep our world safe.