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MISSED CONNECTIONS You Apparated before I could ask your name, but you ordered the chocolate frog sundae at the ice cream shop in Godric's Hollow and winked at me when I ordered the same. I would love to have ice cream with you! Please send an Owl to Rue Rosenstein.

COMMUNITY EVENTS Congratulations to

Pansy Parkinson

For being named Witch Weekly’s

Fashion Icon of 2022

A luncheon in her honor will be held at the Polished Wand in Diagon Alley on April 23rd at 11AM

BUSINESS/OFFERS Weasley's Wizard Wheezes for all your jokes, pranks and pests. Try our new noticeme-not ties now to avoid being called on by professors. Success guaranteed or money back!

Hi I'm Sam Hady Esq. DID YOU SUFFER A PRANK GONE WRONG?! DO YOU WANT COMPENSATION?! Owl S. Hady at Blaggett and Scarper Injury Lawyers. No win. No Fee

(S.P.A.D) Society for the Promotion of Atrocities by Dumbledore Is Hiring. **Eligibility** 1. Be a proud Slytherin 2. Don't like Albus Dumbledore Contact /u/clariannagrindelwald for further information

HELP WANTED

Need staff during Christmas & Summer breaks to take care of students unable/unwilling to go home. Must be passionate about Hogwarts-age children, be responsible & have a license to Apparate. Contact P. Parkinson for more information.

FOR SALE

For Sale: Christmas sweater that proclaims Shakespeare's sonnets and Valentine's sweater singing "Jingle Bell Rock". When close together, they start singing the national anthem. Owl serious offers only.

HEADCANON Headcanon: The reason why you don't hear about Merlin's patronus is because he was embarrassed because his patronus was a honey bee. Gives you another perspective on his name Emrys, doesn't it. I figured this out because I am the reincarnation of Merlin, and as it turns out, my patronus is a Honey Bee.

LOST & FOUND My black kneazle got lost! If she runs away when you call for Mitsy, it's her. Please owl me if you see her! She is resistent to Accio. Don't try to pursue her - she bites.

FOUND: Really cute Crup, Border Terrier cross. If you've lost one tough luck he's too sweet to give up so you might as well stop looking.

Old Runes Book Lost. Black cover. Text on the first page "To, dear Clara. -Uncle Gellert". Owl to 'Aria Vexmoor, Vexmoor Castle', in case found. Price on return can be negotiated (Note: Don't bother keeping it, you won't be able to decode it.)

REAL ESTATE For Rent: Broom closet, larger on the inside. Broom lives in the basement, door leads to private appartment. 250 galleons a month, all included as long as the Muggle neighbors never notice you.

Housemate needed: Ex-Hogwarts student at Exeter Uni in need of a magical roomy. A year with Muggles was difficult. 100 Galleons per month including bills. Must be fine with a kneazle.

Contributors: clariannagrindelwald, Daniel The Heir of Merlin, Eldis_, TipsyTippett, XanCanStand