The College Hill Independent Vol. 41 Issue 7

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WEEK IN ______ NOUN

BY Amelia Anthony & Nick Roblee-Strauss

ILLUSTRATION XingXing Shou

DESIGN XingXing Shou

The results are finally in! Today, November _________________________________, could not have come sooner. On November 3rd, NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 30

_______________ was the projected ________ of the 2020 presidential ________. After counting and recounting all the votes _________, PROPER NOUN

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those exit ________________ seem far away and _____________. PLURAL NOUN

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The president who ___________________ last night is known for their support of fracking, police, and capitalism. These positions were VERB ENDING IN -ED

summarized in their recent public statement: “__________________ the Green New Deal, America ________________________ once again.” PROFANE VERB

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The _____________ polls indicated a sure victory for the more _____________ candidate on the ballot in key states, but after ADJECTIVE

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________________________ mail-in-ballots, pundits began to ______ their words. Florida, a state full of ________ and finally-enfranchised VERB ENDING IN -ING

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__________, took a surprising turn suggesting a ____________ for the everglades and more _______________ in Miami. NOUN

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Wisconsin was also a big surprise, the WI voter block took a _____________ of cheddar and were on their way to the polls in droves ACTION VERB

to vote against___________________________. Meanwhile in battleground ________, Pennsylvania, suburban _________________ decided NOUN ENDING IN -TION

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__________ to take a _______________. ACTION VERB

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Newly appointed Supreme _______ Justice, ________________ is expected to weigh in on the results of the ________. Rest assured the NOUN

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question of ___________________ the court is answered: prospective Speaker of the House ______________________________________ has YOUR LOCAL ELECTED CONGRESSPERSON

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declared that the American ______________ can expect _________________________ new justices in 2020. PLURAL NOUN

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After a _____________ 4 years, America is _____________ to welcome a _____________ era. But with big wins in the House and Senate, ADJECTIVE

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many speculate a(n) ____________ relationship between Congress and the White house, which for that matter has been painted EMOTION

_______ in honor of America’s _______________s. COLOR

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Many organizations have advised people to assemble a plan and go-bag in case of ________ surrounding the elections. Popular NOUN

advice included filling up your _______, buying enough _______ in advance, and surrounding yourself with _____________ people. In NOUN

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preparation for _______ in major cities, some mayors are taking _____________ measures: implementing _____________ curfews and NOUN

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putting up _______. This will likely become a ____________________-amendement issue for protestors. NUMBER BETWEEN 1 TO 100

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Meanwhile, cases of ________ have reached six ________________ per day. Your _____________ alt-weekly, the Indy, asks that you please NOUN

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wear a _______ in public.

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We wish you peace, happiness, and ________________ in these dark times—literally. Why does the _______ set so early now? PLURAL NOUN

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