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Week in Review
WEEK IN ______
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BY Amelia Anthony & Nick Roblee-Strauss ILLUSTRATION XingXing Shou DESIGN XingXing Shou
The results are finally in! Today, November _________________________________, could not have come sooner. On November 3rd, NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 30 _______________ was the projected ________ of the 2020 presidential ________. After counting and recounting all the votes _________, PROPER NOUN NOUN NOUN ADVERB those exit ________________ seem far away and _____________. PLURAL NOUN ADJECTIVE
The president who ___________________ last night is known for their support of fracking, police, and capitalism. These positions were VERB ENDING IN -ED summarized in their recent public statement: “__________________ the Green New Deal, America ________________________ once again.” PROFANE VERB VERB ENDING IN -ED
The _____________ polls indicated a sure victory for the more _____________ candidate on the ballot in key states, but after
ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ________________________ mail-in-ballots, pundits began to ______ their words. Florida, a state full of ________ and finally-enfranchised VERB ENDING IN -ING VERB NOUNS __________, took a surprising turn suggesting a ____________ for the everglades and more _______________ in Miami. NOUN NOUN PLURAL NOUN
Wisconsin was also a big surprise, the WI voter block took a _____________ of cheddar and were on their way to the polls in droves ACTION VERB to vote against___________________________. Meanwhile in battleground ________, Pennsylvania, suburban _________________ decided NOUN ENDING IN -TION NOUN PLURAL NOUN __________ to take a _______________. ADVERB ACTION VERB
Newly appointed Supreme _______ Justice, ________________ is expected to weigh in on the results of the ________. Rest assured the NOUN PROPER NOUN NOUN question of ___________________ the court is answered: prospective Speaker of the House ______________________________________ has VERB ENDING IN -ING YOUR LOCAL ELECTED CONGRESSPERSON declared that the American ______________ can expect _________________________ new justices in 2020. PLURAL NOUN NUMBER FROM 0 TO 10
After a _____________ 4 years, America is _____________ to welcome a _____________ era. But with big wins in the House and Senate, ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE many speculate a(n) ____________ relationship between Congress and the White house, which for that matter has been painted EMOTION _______ in honor of America’s _______________s. COLOR OCCUPATION
Many organizations have advised people to assemble a plan and go-bag in case of ________ surrounding the elections. Popular NOUN advice included filling up your _______, buying enough _______ in advance, and surrounding yourself with _____________ people. In NOUN NOUN ADJECTIVE preparation for _______ in major cities, some mayors are taking _____________ measures: implementing _____________ curfews and NOUN ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE putting up _______. This will likely become a ____________________-amendement issue for protestors. NOUN NUMBER BETWEEN 1 TO 100
Meanwhile, cases of ________ have reached six ________________ per day. Your _____________ alt-weekly, the Indy, asks that you please NOUN UNIT OF MEASUREMENT ADJECTIVE wear a _______ in public. NOUN
We wish you peace, happiness, and ________________ in these dark times—literally. Why does the _______ set so early now? PLURAL NOUN NOUN