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Thousand Oaks High School

Volume LVII, Issue 2 | Dec. 20 , 2023

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TO Takes on the Concern TO’s Project Concern steps up to the task of making sure every family in need enjoys the holiday season GEMMA SPRAGGINS ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR For many, the holiday season is stressful and demanding. Fortunately in TO, families in need of help can turn to Project Concern for needed support. In Nov. 2023, Project Concern didn’t fail to provide a heartwarming display of unity and generosity. Helping families in need, Project Concern gives a sense of safety and comfort to families that are struggling. Not only supplying them with food, the organization also distributes gift cards to families so they can pick gifts for their kids during the holidays. Project Concern, a club on campus run by Ms. Elieen Moore for years, focuses on collecting materials and raising awareness for less fortunate Lancers. Joined together by this project, classrooms across campus join hands in collecting cans of food and other essential materials. Their initiative aimed to support students in need of school supplies by gathering pencils, pens, paper and notebooks, establishing a sense of community and shared responsibility among students and faculty. “We recognized a need on the Thousand Oaks High School campus,” Moore said. Starting in the fall, for Thanksgiving, Project Concern collects donated school supplies from second-period classes, distributing them throughout the year to students with less access to materials. With the same process as the school supply drive, the Thanksgiving food drive collects donations. Having had a successful amount in 2022, Project Concern was able to gather almost the same amount this year, gathering 400 food supplies and $50 in cash, which was used for gift cards given out to families. This year, with help from ASB, Project Concern can help with the food drive by collecting, counting and distributing all of the materials gathered. With competition between all the second-period classes, the winner from 2022-2023’s school year, Moore’s class, was rewarded with a pizza party for collecting

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CONCERNED STUDENTS — Members of Project Concern and ASB teamed up to provide food, supplies and gift cards for fellow students.

Choir Performs Winter Concert at the Westlake Women’s club A cheerful 10-year tradition performed by the TO Choir KIMBERLY JEREZ & GEMMA SPRAGGINS THE LANCER STAFF The Westlake Women’s Club reached out to TO’s Vocal Ensemble Choir in Dec. 2013 and requested a special holiday-themed show, and since then, the winter performance has become a staple in the club’s calendar. By providing a positive environment, the Women’s Club gives advanced singers a comfortable experience that allows them to express their talents. However, those unable to participate in this event can showcase their talents in the comforting arms of the TO choir ensemble department. “Choir is a place where all students are welcomed and valued, and I love being that safe space for my singers,” Mrs. Janna Santangelo said. Teaching at TO since 2012, Santangelo hopes to instill a lifelong love of music in every student who participates in this program and firmly believes that Choir is extremely unique, allowing each individual to contribute to the sound of the group. Choir also gives students the ability to showcase their talents even outside of the classroom. Santangelos’ extra effort in preparing the students for festivals every year pays off, receiving high scores and gold rankings. Whether it’s festivals here in Thousand Oaks or down in Anaheim, Santangelo makes sure everyone has experiences and opportunities to be critiqued. Having the ability to sing and dance, the choreography sets TO’s Choir apart from other schools. As a full-time accompanist, Su Fukagawa and Santangelo collaborate to make sure the Choir is prepared for events like those held at the Women’s

the most materials. “It felt nice giving back to the community,” sophomore Niki Krupnick said. As a member of ASB, Krupnick has been helping with Project Concern since her freshman year. Whether it was collecting bags from classrooms or sorting through donations, Krupnick was glad to help the community. Collecting materials to give to families puts smiles on ASB’s faces, knowing that their efforts are making a difference. The donated items ranged from canned goods to boxes of stuffing, reflecting the thoughtful consideration of every participant throughout each collection. However, it couldn’t have been possible without the help from other associations. On behalf of Adelante Comunidad Latina, an organization providing support to the Latina community, TO collects names of students whose families need help with putting Thanksgiving dinner on the table. In return, those families receive invitations to an Adelante Thanksgiving food drive held at a neighborhood school. Adelante joined TO, and families attending the free marketplace the Saturday before Thanksgiving were allowed to select from TO’s contributions as well as items obtained through grants and donations to Adelante. This allowed them a greater variety of foods as well as access to perishables such as milk, eggs, cheese and meat. Those same families receive entrance tickets to a church toy fair with the Adelante Gift Bazaar for Christmas. Their goal, similar to Project Concern, is to help the members of the community in need of support and educate students about the importance of acts of kindness and generosity. This past Thanksgiving emphasized each classroom’s efforts in making a difference, collecting at least two bags of canned goods from each class, and emphasizing the power of collective action to create a positive change. Project Concern expressed gratitude for the overwhelming support and strives to continue organizing many more initiatives to support the Thousand Oaks community.

Science Talent Spotted Students chosen to show their scientific potential at worldwide competition ABIGAIL KERNS ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR

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Club each year. Founded in 1968, the Women’s Club is a non-profit volunteer organization that supports the Thousand Oaks community in areas such as education, arts, children’s advocacy, preservation of natural resources, civic involvement and more. It welcomes women of all races and origins residing in the Conejo Valley area who show interest in commitment and voluntarism. They are a committed group who strive to make a difference in their neighborhood. The choir puts on a winter performance for all members of the Women’s Club, including past club members known as Women Veterans. While the women enjoy their lunch, they hear holiday music ranging from Christmas to Hanukkah. Through this tradition, the Choir gains experience while entertaining the Women’s Club every year.

For ambitious students looking to push themselves and take their education to the next level, TO presents its prestigious program, The Center for Advanced Studies and Research. In The Center, Lancers develop fundamental skills such as research, critical thinking and communication skills. The program serves as an advancedlevel course that prepares students for entering college and the work field. The Center opens the doors to many different opportunities, including the Science Talent Search for Regeneron (STS). “[The Science Talent Search is] the future of our society,” senior Annika Ekenstam said. “It’s seeing how [participants’] research is going to make a positive impact and how these people are going to be leading the charge in scientific discoveries.” Every year, about 1,800 seniors

apply to the Science Talent Search, and roughly 300 are accepted. Awards total close to $1.2 million each year. Forty of these students will receive an all-expenses paid trip to Washington, D.C. During this trip, they will compete in a thorough judging process of their most recent research project for more than $1.8 million in awards. The top prize amounts to $250,000. Ekenstam applied for the Science Talent Search; in Jan. , she will find out if she was chosen as one of the 300 applicants to be in the pool of scholars they chose from to pick their 40 finalists. Many students like Ekenstam have worked hard to apply and have developed an impressive resume. “I researched the relationship between how likely you are to perceive rejection (like being excluded from a group and similar cues) with how intensely you interpret emotional expressions,” Ekenstam said. Both The Center and the Science Talent Search open various doors for dedicated students to test their scientific potential.


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THOUSAND OAKS HIGH SCHOOL | THE LANCER

TOHS Dance Goes To The Movies Successful winter dance concert held earlier this month KAILAH SPENCER THE LANCER STAFF After months of preparation and long practices, the day that Thousand Oaks High School dancers and dance instructors had been waiting for finally arrived: opening night for the winter concert. As the lights dimmed, the curtains were drawn back, and the stage appeared, audience members were immediately captivated by the varsity dancers in their 80s-styled aerobics costumes. The theme song from the 1980 film, “Fame” came through the PAC’s speakers and so began the winter dance concert, “Let’s Go Dance to the Movies.” The dance department put on a total of four shows, one of which was during the school day on Fri., Dec. 1st. The first official performance was held that night, and the remaining two were on Sat., Dec. 2nd. After spending many hours together preparing for the show, all of the dancers have grown together. “The best part of performing with other dancers was that we all became much closer and stronger as a group,” freshman Arianna Perri said. The concert included TOHS’s varsity and TFT dance teams, as well as Redwood Middle School’s beginning dance team. Around 30 performances were showcased, each based on a dance or musical movie. Some acknowledged movies were “Camp Rock,” “Bring It On,” “Grease,” “High School Musical,” “Dirty Dancing,” “Moulin Rouge,” “Dreamgirls,” and “La La Land,” among others. Every performance kept the audience engaged, whether it was with a lipsync, a fun costume, or even a penguin dancing on stage. Though putting together a 2-hour concert was hard work, the dancers didn’t forget to have fun. Between dressing room games and dress-up days for practices, dancer got to make plenty of fun memories, instructors included. “[I enjoyed] playing games while waiting in the dressing room with the girls in my class,” freshman Marley Due said. The ending of the last show was bittersweet. There was no doubt that the joy and adrenaline from the concert were still there, but

a slight gloom came over the dancers at the thought of this being dance director, JaLeen Murphy’s, final winter concert. Murphy, who began the dance department at TOHS in 1991, will be retiring this year after spending 32 years with TOHS. Varsity officers and newer members of dance offered words of appreciation for Murphy in the last minutes of the concert. “Murphy is an absolute legend and she is the strongest, most talented person that I know,” Perri said. “She is an inspiration and truly a dancer at heart.” The show closed with bows from each dance group, accompanied by “(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life.” All dancers, sporting their holiday attire, walked down the aisles of the PAC and onto the stage, performing one final dance alongside their coaches. Once it was all said and done, the dancers celebrated on stage, jumping and cheering as the curtains closed.

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STRIKING A POSE — On Dec. 1, the Thousand Oaks dance team preformed the first show of this year’s winter concert.

80% of Lancers prefer to have finals before winter break

The Lancer wishes you the best of luck on all of your finals!

EDITORIAL TEAM EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Momo Sonoda MANAGING EDITORS Alyssa Kiszczak Abigail Tripp-Bullough NEWS EDITOR Aandrea Pineda-Dominguez OPINION EDITOR Joseph Goodnight FEATURES EDITOR Riley Keeler SPORTS EDITOR Jake Bradley PHOTO EDITOR Tyler Lappin ASSISTANT EDITORS Abigail Kerns Gemma Spraggins Nikolas Walter Becca Glaubke Kevin Starr

FINALS: What Lancers think about finals FALL ‘23 FINALS SCHEDULE

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ABIGAIL KERNS ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR In the past, TO students have gone into winter break anxiety-driven about the crammed finals week that would be shoved on them upon their return to school. This is an issue recently addressed by faculty and administration. Now in 2023, the schedule has been changed so that finals happen before break. Due to the earlier finals week, winter break will occur later than usual, from Dec. 25 through Jan. 5. This new schedule allows Lancers to enjoy their break to the fullest without worrying about studying. With finals before winter break, Lancers can agree on one thing. “The subjects will be fresh in our minds, and we would have a relaxing, calming winter break,” as freshman Audrey Gharzuzi said. Some students believe this winter break should be calming, and a way to

destress once testing ends. Principal Dr. Eric Bergmann supports this notion. “It’s nice to give everybody — teachers and students — an absolutely clean break, so I’m in favor of that,” Bergmann said. Finals for students with periods A, 1 and 2 are on Wednesday, Dec. 20. Additionally, students with periods 3,4, and 7 will have finals on Thurs., Dec. 21. All other finals and makeups will be taken on Fri., Dec. 22. This way, Lancers can knock out the finals in three days leaving plenty of time for preparation for the upcoming holidays. “If the finals are after break, everyone will most likely forget about them and have to cram [studies] right after break,” senior Sanaa Kuenstle said in an online survey created by the Lancer Newspaper. ‘‘A break should be relaxing, not for studying for finals.”

THE LANCER STAFF Kimberly Jerez Austin Mead Roman Mead Kailah Spencer Christian-Isaiah Aguilar Maximus Cover Charlene Bonilla Rhiannon Hendershot Gabriella Muller Julia Pineda-Dominguez Guy Albert Jasmine Bernal Elijah Brown Riley Brown Cole Howard Jackson Kurtz Cory McEnroe Natalie Rodriguez Lilah Swaving Anusha Ghosh Harout Kilejin Nazir Yilmaz ADVISORS Tasha Beaudoin Jon Gold

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OFF-CAMPUS PASS Baseball star Shohei Ohtani’s $700 million signing makes headlines

Ex-congressman George Santos’ new side hustle

Harvard University president accused of plagiarism

After six seasons on the Los Angeles Angels with no playoff appearances, two-time American League MVP Shohei Ohtani smashed records with his $700 million, 10-year deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers. Ohtani’s total payoff made history, beating out the previous record (his former Angels teammate Mike Trout) by almost $300 million, and Ohtani’s new jersey was the fastest-selling of any player within the first 48 hours. But it wasn’t the money that brought Ohtani to the Dodgers. “I knew [the Dodgers] were all about winning,” Ohtani said. “That’s exactly how I feel. That’s one of the things that stood out.” However, Ohtani’s signing is controversial. With an elbow surgery impeding his ability to pitch until 2025, many fans question if his role as a designated hitter is worth $700 million.

On Dec. 1, 2023, after two previous failed attempts to impeach him, Rep. George Santos became the sixth member in history to be removed from the chamber in a 311-114 vote. Santos faces 23 charges for allegedly inflating his campaign finance reports and misleading political donors, among other accusations; if convicted, he faces more than 20 years in prison. Shortly after his impeachment, the disgraced politician announced his newest exploit: $500 Cameo videos. Through Cameo, customers can request specific video messages from Santos. This business venture has proved to be successful, with Santos claiming to make over $80,000 per week on the app. However, Santos doesn’t intend to make this side gig permanent. “I’m not done with public service,” Santos said. “I want to go back to Congress.”

Harvard University president Claudine Gay has come under fire after a congressional hearing in which she refused to say that calling for the genocide of Jews violated campus policies. Though Gay later apologized in an interview with the Harvard Crimson, Gay has continued to accrue criticism. After the hearing, Gay began to face a slew of plagiarism allegations claiming that she had plagiarized her doctoral dissertation. The Harvard Corporation conducted a review of her writings which revealed inadequate citations but no violation of Harvard’s policies for research misconduct. Since the accusations, Gay has submitted corrections that involved adding quotation marks and citations to two of her scholarly articles published in 2001 and 2017. — Momo Sonoda, Editor-in-Chief


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ISSUE 2 | DEC. 20, 2023

Rummenapp for the Win James Rummenapp, TOHS’s newest hire, shares his experience directing and passion for music AANDREA PINEDA-DOMINGUEZ NEWS EDITOR As you enter the notorious “band-land” you are greeted by a comforting cocktail of music. Students of all ages come together here in this small room to celebrate music, under the guidance of TO’s newest hire Mr. James Rumenapp. At the end of the 2022-2023 school year, Thousand Oaks High School welcomed Rumenapp as the new band director, injecting a wave of enthusiasm and innovation into the school’s music program. Rumenapp assumed the role and thus far has brought a wealth of experience and a fresh perspective to the campus. Initially, Rummenapp started college with a BA in Mathematics to reach his end goal of teaching high school mathematics and took on the additional quest of pursuing a minor in Music, something he has cherished since boyhood. While taking qualifying exams for his math credential, he received an invitation to direct a middle school orchestra. It was a tough choice but eventually, he accepted and never once looked back. “I got offered that coaching job and realized that I loved what I was doing every day,” Rummenapp said. This is now Rumenapp’s 11th year directing music programs. Before joining the TO faculty, Rummenapp directed at Buena High School, located in Ventura. There he was met with noteworthy success in establishing an official marching band that successfully won championship titles for the Southern California Percussion Alliance Competition (SCPA). Mr. Rummenapp does not only have a successful record with music as a career but also as a lifestyle. “I’ve been playing music since I was four years old, so being a band director felt like a natural fit because I knew the activity extremely well,” Rummenapp said. As a member of the Channel Islands Chamber Orchestra and the Gold Coast Wind Ensemble, Rummenapp has learned and mastered a variety of instruments among them being, viola, piano and trombone. Now, almost halfway through the year, Rummenapp has integrated into the school community, interacting comfortably with students, faculty and parents.

To tighten the band community on campus, Rummenapp has incorporated a variety of practices into the TO band program. By utilizing Canvas and forming leadership teams, Rummenapp can access the commitment and progress of students. “If the morale is low, if the morale is high, we can immediately address problems that come up,” Rummenapp said. With this practice students not only get to rely on support from Rummenapp but also from their classmates allowing for greater collaboration, bonding and trust. No matter your experience or age, the band program at TO welcomes all students. “We take anybody that wants to try hard, and that’s the limiting factor,” Rummenapp said. Recently, Rummenapp successfully conducted the TO band program at the SCPA Competition, bringing back a gold award. With much respect, members of the band program have only positive thoughts on Rumenapp. “Mr. Rumenapp stands out as the kindest teacher I have ever met,” junior Benjamin Chung said. “He takes the time to understand each student, seeing us not just for our musical talents but as individuals with unique stories and aspirations.” Under Rummenapp’s guidance, students are given the opportunity to take on a leadership role based on their mastery of a skill or instrument. This year they are led by senior drum majors Olivia Barber and Donchristopher Ross, and senior drum captain Zach Lobenhofer. “Mr. Rumenapp has taught me how to assume more responsibility in addition to strategies to be a kinder and more compassionate leader, which in turn has made me a more effective leader of my section,” Lobenhofer said. Working alongside experienced students has helped Mr. Rummenapp develop the band program to the power machine it is today despite setbacks. Rummenapp shared that challenges regarding the band program are less problematic than those of previous bands he has directed. “The challenges that I experienced, like I was saying [in regards to communication], they don’t exist here. I’m feeling way more support.” Rummenapp said. He believes that TO shows a great amount of support and

appreciation for the band program during games and rallies. In return, Rummenapp offers unlimited support and encouragement to all of his students, both new and experienced. He is consistently teaching students the importance of patience and commitment. “There’s a system of supports here, myself, the staff that are willing to work with them to build them up,” Rummenapp said. As Rummenapp becomes familiar with the band program and TO he hopes to see the band program grow and become one of the biggest in the district. A crucial part of the band program, touching the hearts of many band students, Rummenapp will no doubt inspire a new wave of musical excellence within the school community.

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ONWARD! — New band director, James Rummenapp conducts TOHS to success.

BANDING TOGETHER “It’s a great community to be in. In general, it’s a great experience to have, and it teaches me a lot about myself.”

“Band is cool because you’re always with all your friends playing dope music.”

“The whole community is really cool, and you can do marching band, or jazz band. There are a lot of aspects.”

“I formed relationships that have been formative to my life for the past four years.”

“It’s a good opportunity to become a better person leadership wise and as a musician.”

— Donchristopher Ross

— Ajwad Jarmakani

— Lila Papavasiliou

— Tom Shields

— Olivia Barber

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THOUSAND OAKS HIGH SCHOOL | THE LANCER

PRO

Christmas Consumerism

CHRISTIAN-ISAIAH AGUILAR THE LANCER STAFF Christmas is a holiday that brings a bloom of happiness around the world, to adults and children alike, spreading joy to many and bringing families together annually. It’s a holiday that encourages those who celebrate to spend time with their loved ones and practice giving to others. The most important part of Christmas is spending time with family and friends. Chloe Smith with Thrive Global said that families “get to decorate their house, their Christmas tree, and their cookies. They also get to make Christmas cards and send them out”. all of these activities allow for crucial bonding time between loved ones. Smith also says that Christmas is good for your overall well-being and health. Research shows that families who spend more time together communicating have stronger emotional bonds, which also enhances social skills in the family. This especially, is important for children as they tend to perform better academics-wise and they are less likely to have behavioral problems. “As the winter draws in and the end of the year beckons towards that magical time of Christmas, many will be feeling less than cheerful. Shops will soon start to fill up with decorations and seasonal goodies while the shop tannoy’s belt out festive hits. Our televisions will be showing endless commercials depicting gatherings of friends and family sitting around a picturesque tree exchanging gifts and pleasantries”, said Paula Tooths from Thrive Global. I have also heard her say that Christmas creates such wonderful memories for so many and even during these fraught years of unsocial unrest it allows us a day or two to forget everything. Everybody deserves an escape from reality from time to time but its also worth remembering those less fortunate. Christmas is a beautiful time of year where in a day when mental health has never been more prevalent and with huge domestic issues causing continued unrest it can be a very trying time of the year. If we can take a second during the day to think of those less fortunate or even perhaps those in the same boat we may be able to lift the spirits of a few. Christmas is a time for families to get together and bond with one another, Its a time to not just be thankful for what you have, but also to give to those around you. Its a holiday that promotes giving, kindness, love, and community. Especially in the modern world which can easily feel so unbelievably dark, the cheer that Christmas brings is vital in keeping everyones spirits up and fostering a better future in which we can focus on what really matters, charity, family, and gratuity.

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That’s Debatable

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Is Christmas still the holiday of joy and cheer, or has it become nothing but a consumerist shell?

PETS FOR CHRISTMAS

Back in the day, Christmas was a holiday that for some represented religious significance, and for many others, a holiday for family gathering and togetherness. Today, consumerism and pop culture has overtaken the values that Christmas used to represent. Every year, we are bombarded with advertisements on TV and online telling us about the hottest-selling Christmas gifts of the year. Today, it seems like creating a good Christmas centers more around getting the best, most expensive gifts than enjoying a day and a meal with your family and friends. Christmas consumerism has gotten so excessive, that it unofficially starts on Black Friday, on which Americans spent $9.8 Billion dollars just in online purchases this year. Through advertising and social pressure, many people end up spending more money on Christmas gifts than they can even afford. According to a survey conducted by Statista, “[the average] American consumer expects to spend…$886 on Christmas gifts each year” the average consumer spending this much money on gifts not only creates excess consumerism, it also creates an excess of gift and packaging waste during the time surrounding Christmas. Many packages such as wrapping paper, ribbons, or bags involved with Christmas presents have extra things such as glitter, which makes it even harder to recycle these single use items during a time when there is already an excess of single use package waste that can not be fully recycled. Christmas waste doesn’t end with the gifts there is also an excess of food waste that goes along with it, much like other American holiday celebrations. Another form of Christmas waste are the trees themselves both real and fake ones. Many real Christmas trees are disposed of in landfills, which cause them to emit an absolutely massive carbon footprint, around “16 kg of carbon dioxide”, said Marvin Lee with Earth.org, this large output of carbon dioxide negatively impacts the environment. This level of yearly waste happening all over the nation simply isn’t sustainable for the environment or our wallets. Overall, Christmas has simply become a vehicle for consumerism and waste, rather than a time to celebrate being with your family and friends. People are pressured to spend beyond their means for gifts which will ultimately turn into waste simply because it has become a societal expectation to acquire material things, rather than acquiring memories and life experiences. The holiday has entirely lost its core values, and has become nothing but a shell to sell useless wasteful products.

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Should Pets Be Given As Holiday Gifts? JOSEPH GOODNIGHT OPINION EDITOR Almost every child dreams of waking up on Christmas morning to find that Santa had brought them the thing they always begged their parents for as a child: a new pet. For some people, the idea of fulfilling this fantasy for their kids, or even getting a new pet as a holiday surprise for their spouse, seems like the perfect way to bring some holiday cheer to their family. However, shelter workers see a very different side of the story. Every year, right around and after the holidays, shelters around the US see a drastic increase in young animals being surrendered by families. Most shelter workers suspect that this is due to families being overwhelmed by a new animal bought originally as a gift. One of the major problems that comes with animals being bought as gifts comes before the pet is even given. “Oftentimes, pets are chosen because of their cute looks, but no thought is taken to do proper research,” said Dani Caouette, owner of Shelter Hope Santa Clarita. Purchasing

a new pet is a humongous commitment. Rushing to pick out a pet before the holidays without doing the proper research and without consulting your family could result in both your family and the pet being in a difficult situation. A pet’s breed and specific personality can have a huge impact on its required lifestyle, usually requiring massive lifestyle changes for the family as well. The decision to adopt a pet should be something the entire family is actively involved with. Even if you’ve figured out the perfect pet for your family, the holidays are likely not the right time for your family to introduce a pet. “Holidays are times of increased activity, extra people, decorations, parties, gifts and excess food...pets can become lost in the normal chaos,” said American Humane, an animal welfare nonprofit. Being brought into a new space, it’s very easy to over stress a pet. All of the added factors not only add more stress to the pet’s already confusing situation while also taking away the family’s time to help acclimate the new pet. During the first couple weeks of introducing a new pet to the home, spending extra time and energy with your

new pet is crucial. This time simply can’t be dedicated to them during the chaos of the holidays, creating a tense relationship between the family and their new addition. If a family really has been looking to add a furry friend to their family for the holidays, American Humane suggests “putting together and wrapping an adoption kit. Fill a box with toys, a bed, a leash, a collar, food, treats and a gift certificate for adoption fees at your local shelter.” This can give someone a chance to surprise their family on Christmas, while also leaving time for the family to figure out what pet fits them best, and wait until they are ready to give the animal the time and attention they deserve when transitioning into their new home. This stress-free option is infinitely better than making the choice for the whole family and adopting a pet during the busiest time of year. There is absolutely no reason a family needs to put the added stress and pressure not only on the animal, but on one another during the holidays by getting a pet as a holiday gift.

According to the ASPCA... “Approximately 6.3 million companion animals enter U.S. animal shelters nationwide every year.”

“Approximately 4.1 million shelter animals are adopted each year”

“It’s estimated that 78 million dogs and 85.8 million cats are owned in the United States.”

“Each year, approximately 920,000 shelter animals are euthanized”

“Pet problems are the most common reason that owners rehome their pet, accounting for 47% of rehomed dogs.”


OPINION | 5

ISSUE 2 | DEC. 20, 2023

AN AGING HOUSE Members of both the Senate and the House are rapidly aging past the median age of Americans, coming from a time that no longer resembles the modern age.

The year is 2023, and the first generation to have never known a time before the internet has taken over the job market and joined the adult world, with a slew of new challenges arising every single year, skyrocketing inflation rates and an insanely hostile political climate. Technology is putting thousands of jobs at risk. The internet is taking over almost every aspect of life. Forty years ago the current state of the world was almost unimaginable. A 2023 study done by FiscalNote found that the average age of a senator is 64 years old, with the average age of a House representative 57 years old. Both of these are drastically higher than the median of US citizens, which is 38.8 years old, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. Simply put, the oldest current senator, Chuck Grassley, is 89 years old and has been in office since the year 1980. Though the age of these congress members does aid in giving them a higher level of experience in not just government but also the fields they pursued before joining Congress, there are fields that this primarily elderly government just aren’t able to effectively govern with all the necessary perspective. With how quickly the modern world is shifting and changing, especially for the newer generations now becoming young adults, the government must be able to adapt with the changing times and accurately represent all different groups of people who could experience all the struggles facing Americans today. A gerontocracy run by elderly people is more likely to ignore the problems they did not experience in their youth that young Americans now face. The skyrocketing price of housing is a struggle that the people of congress have not felt. Though some

might be quick to say that with rising inflation housing is just as affordable as it has always been, that simply is not true. A study done by Any Time Estimate found the price of “goods and services have continued to increase at a steady incline. Meanwhile, housing prices have spiked wildly, far outpacing the general inflation rate — especially in recent years. Home prices… have increased 1,608% since early 1970, while inflation has increased just 644% in comparison.” When many of those currently in office were buying their first home, the price of housing was reasonable enough that they could afford to buy property suitable for them and their entire family with a singular income. Since then this property has only grown in value, allowing them to passively make hundreds of thousands of dollars over multiple decades. ATTOM, a real estate data company, looked into the affordability of housing in 2023 and “found that home prices in 99% of [the areas being studied is] beyond the reach of the average income earner.” Not only does this result in a disconnect between the government representatives’ experience with homeownership compared to young people today, but the congress people are actively incentivized not to do anything about the lack of affordable housing. The rising price of housing only makes them more passive income off the property they were able to buy when it was still reasonably affordable to do so. Though housing is only one specific issue, situations similar to that of affordable housing, in which there is a generational disconnect between the government and the people can be found in any place in which every day life and legislation intersect. Generation Z and millennials need to actively fight with their vote to make sure that the government is representing them and the world we live in today, and not a world long lost to time.

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JOSEPH GOODNIGHT OPINION EDITOR

THIS OR THAT? Would you rather be chronically...

OVERDRESSED OR UNDERDRESSED

66.6% of the Lancer staff would rather be chronically overdressed

No one will ever be mad at you for overdressing, but underdressing? I’m not gonna go to a job interview in sweatpants. MOMO SONODA EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

Rep. John Dingell was the longest serving memeber of congress, serving 59 years for the state of Alaska Democrat congress members tend to be older than republican congress members

49 percent of all Congress members belong to the Boomer generation

Insurance costs have grown by 740% since 1984

Rep. Don Young has spent more time in Congress than anyone else currently in office, with 48 years in the House of Representatives In 1985, a movie ticket cost an average of $3.55, in 2023 the average price has risen to $8.97.

Maxwell Frost is the first member of Gen Z to become a congressperson, at only 26 years old.

STEFON DIGGS ON THE TABLE? Should Stefon Diggs be on the Buffalo Bills for this next football season? This Lancer says no. KEVIN STARR ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR Stefon Diggs should not be on the Buffalo Bills next season. The Bills played the Broncos during Monday Night Football on Nov. 13, and the star wide receivers was all smiles before the game started. But after the game, there was nothing to smile about. The Bills suffered a tough loss to the Denver Broncos, only losing by two points. The Bills haven’t lived up to their expectations, as many analysts around the league expected Buffalo to finish with a top record. As of press time, they currently sit at 8-6, just barely holding on to playoff contention. It was another frustrating game for Buffalo’s offense, which led the team to fire offensive coordinator Ken Dorsey. Bills quarterback Josh Allen finished the game with 177 yards, one touchdown, two interceptions and a 57.7 completion percentage. The team was very frustrated with another multiple turnover game from Allen, as he was also hitting on less than half his throws. After the game, Diggs’ brother Trevon Diggs posted on X, formerly known as Twitter “Man 14 gotta get up outta there.” Trevon Diggs, a star defensive back for the Dallas Cowboys, led

the league with 11 interceptions and looked like one of the best defensive backs in football. Since then, he has struggled with injuries as he has already been ruled out for the rest of this season with a torn ACL. Stefon said in response to his brother’s post, “I haven’t had a personal conversation with [Trevon]. Obviously, he’s coming from more of a fan perspective.” Allen has consistently thrown interceptions throughout the season and has led the turnover leaderboard since Week 1, resulting in many losses. Many say he’s the reason Stefon wants to leave Buffalo. Going back two years ago, the Bills suffered a tough loss against the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship game in 2021, then last season, in 2022, the Bills suffered an embarrassing loss at home in the divisional round to the Cincinnati Bengals. Constantly falling short is another reason why Diggs wants out of Buffalo. Diggs has been linked to joining his brother in Dallas since the beginning of last year. One of the main reasons he came to Buffalo was to win a Super Bowl, but has fallen short numerous times. Overall, it would be a dream for both brothers to get the opportunity to play on the same team, and it’s a trade to monitor throughout the rest of the season.

33.3% of the Lancer staff would rather be chronically underdressed

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BATTLE OF THE BANDS As we dive into Battle of the Bands, we learn more about what it takes to perform, the opportunities presented for bands that participate in this event as well the process for those who want to perform JULIA PINEDA-DOMINGUEZ THE LANCER STAFF For more than 20 years, the Thousand Oaks Teen Center has hosted the event Battle of the Bands, where teens in the area can express themselves with their music style in a friendly competition. The Battle of the Bands is a well-known event that happens all over the world, in many different countries. The idea to start this event at the Thousand Oaks Teen Center occurred when teenagers in the center’s advisory committee heard how popular this event was and “wondered if there were any teens in the area that wanted to compete against each other,” said Jay Dodwell, the organizer of the event. To their surprise, there was lots of interest, and ever since, The Battle of the Bands has become a yearly event at the Thousand Oaks Teen Center. Dodwell says the goal of this event was “to not only bring a number of teen bands together but to be able to bring an audience to watch them and appreciate the music.” Music for many can be an escape from reality, an expression of speech and an art. Many wait for the chance to be able to showcase their musical talent, but don’t have the opportunity to show it in a place where they can relate to the people they are playing to. This is one of the reasons why The Thousand Oaks Teen Center decided to do this.“…there are a lot of teen bands that are out there…that never get a chance to show their stuff so to speak and we do it in a really nonthreatening environment,” Dodwell said. With this event, bands can have the opportunity to learn more about the music industry, reflect and expand with this experience in an environment where they can be with others who relate to them. This event also allows the bands to launch their career

by exposing them to the challenges of performing, “building self-esteem and confidence so they can go on to bigger and better things,” Dodwell said. This event exposes teenagers to working with professionals. The judges at this event are all professionals in the music industry. One judge in particular is Ron Harris, a professional music producer, who has worked with many different stars. Bands can apply to perform by submitting an application located on the Thousand Oaks Teen Center’s website, and sending them a link to their music. The center receives many applications from many skill ranges, however must choose about five to seven of the bands that have applied to perform. How the selection process works is the teens in the advisory listen to every applicant’s music and choose whose music sounds best. The bands they like will then be the ones that will perform against each other to win a variety of prizes. In past years the prizes have been a $500 dollar gift card to a local music store for the first-place winner and objects worth up to $100 dollars for both second and third place. Not only is this event a good opportunity for the teenagers who perform but it is also almost guaranteed that the people who go out to support the bands have a good time. According to Dodwell, the bands “really get pumped up and have a lot of adrenaline flowing… some kids really take their performance to the limit.” One of the requirements for a band performing at this event is to be able to draw an audience. The bands take this requirement seriously and deliver. This year’s Battle of the Bands took place on Dec. 2, 2023, and generated over 300 people in the audience. This event allows you to explore and discover many different music styles while having a great time with friends and kids your age.

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AROUND T.O.WN Janss Marketplace Jingle Bell Jump Friday, November 24th, 12-3 pm, 275 N Moorpark Rd East, Thousand Oaks, CA 91360 This event highlights Santa’s skydiving entrance as well as many other fun activities like hanging out with Mrs. Claus, face painting and more. Pacific Festival Ballet presents the Nutcracker Sunday, December 17th, 2-6pm, 2100 Thousand Oaks Blvd, Thousand Oaks, CA 91362 Pacific Festival Ballet puts on a show of the well known Ballet show, The Nutcracker. Sea the Sights at Wild Lights & Ocean Nights Dates vary from November 22nd through December 28th, 6pm- 8:30pm, 7075 Campus Rd. Moorpark, CA 93021 Make unforgettable holiday memories as you explore the wild wonderland of light under the stars at The Teaching Zoo at Moorpark College.

Conejo Valley Cars and Coffee Saturday, November 18th, 7am-10am, Firestone Tire Thousand Oaks Mall 598 W. Hillcrest Dr. Thousand Oaks, CA Every 1st and 3rd Saturday of the month people come together and just enjoy all the different and special cars around the area. Christmas on the Farm November 24th--December 24th, 9am - 5pm, 3370 Sunset Valley Road Moorpark, CA 93021 Enjoy a Christmas filled with classic fun farm activities like hayrides, picking your own crop, letters to Santa, and more. Ho-Ho-Horror, ROT December 8th and 9th, 7pm-11pm, 225 N Moorpark Rd, Thousand Oaks, CA 91360 A mashup of Halloween horror and Christmas joy put into one haunted house adventure.

Thousand Oaks Battle of the Bands Saturday, December 2nd, 7-10 pm, 1375 E Janss Rd, Thousand Oaks, CA 91362 Teens of any age, from all throughout the valley, come together to provide entertainment and to see who is the best band around. Christmas Parade & Santa’s Village Saturday, December 9th, 10am-2pm, 1605 E. Burnley St. Camarillo , CA, 93010 Grab a chair and watch the annual Christmas parade along the streets and enjoy a day with all kinds of vendors, food options, and holiday activities. Run for Holiday Fun Saturday, December 2nd, 8AM, 317 Carmen Dr, Camarillo, CA Gather with your friends and family and get ready for the annual run to support the community and Camarillo Family


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THOUSAND OAKS HIGH SCHOOL | THE LANCER

In a season of cheer and wonder, what are people celebrating around the globe?

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with senior & Q A Adva Harel THE LANCER: What is your first memory of celebrating Hanukkah? HAREL: Probably when I was 5. We went all out that year so it kinda stuck with me. I remember helping my mom make some latkes and lighting the candles [on the menorah]. THE LANCER: Is that a tradition you guys do every year? What other traditions do you have? HAREL: Mostly yes, one of the traditions we do on Hanukkah is light candles each night on the menorah. But besides [making latkes and lighting the candles] there isn’t really much else. THE LANCER: Do you every feel left out from holiday festivities, consdiering that most things are Christmas oriented? HAREL: I used to, definitely. Christmas always seemed like something I wasnted to be a part of, especially because literally everything lights up! Recently, we’ve started celebrating [Christmas] with family friends though, which is fun. THE LANCER: Since you have celebrated both holidays, what would you say are some major similarities and differences between the two festivities? HAREL: That’s kind of a hard question to answer. Christmas seems a bit of a bigger holiday, probably because it’s just one day, while Hanukkah is a bit more homey — though again, it’s more familiar. THE LANCER: How do you feel about the “Happy Holidays” vs. “Merry Christmas debate”? HAREL: I definitely prefer “Happy Holidays.” It feels more inclusive and I feel better represented by it. THE LANCER: What is one thing you would like the world to know about your culture? HAREL: My culture is about togetherness and family.

1 THE AMERICAS Winterlude

Canada, N. America Feb. 2, 2024 to Feb. 19, 2024 A 3-weekend-long festival started by the Department of Canadian Heritage with races, competitions, ice skating, tube sliding, and ice sculptures

Kwanzaa United States, N. America Dec. 26, 2023 to Jan. 1, 2024 A week-long celebration of African heritage. Each day of the week is assigned a principle (Umoja, unity; Kujichagulia, selfdetermination; Ujima, collective work and responsibility; Ujamaa, cooperative economics; Nia, purpose; Kuumba, creativity; Imani, faith). On the second to last day of the celebration, communities come together for Karamu, a communal feast.

Las Posadas Mexico, N. America Dec. 16, 2023 to Dec. 24, 2023

A religious festival commemorating Joseph and Mary’s journey to Bethlehem. During the festival, a child dressed up as an angel leads procession through the streets. The next day, mass is held, and chil break open star-shaped piñatas

Novena de Aguinaldos

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Colombia, S. America Dec. 16 to Dec. 24

Colombia, S. America Dec. 7, 2023

A nine-day religious ceremony, characterized by prayer, food and villancicos (a type of popular song from 15-18th century Latin America).

The unofficial start of the Christmas season in Colombia, celebrated by scattering candles and lanterns to honor the Virgin Mary.

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Kenya, Africa Dec. 12, 2023

Niger, Africa Dec. 18, 2023

A holiday marking the day when Kenya became an independent country, six months after gaining self-rule from the United Kingdom.

A holiday celebrating the creation of the Republic of Niger. Though not the official Independence Day, Republic Day marks the founding of Niger’s national institutions.

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Netherlands, Europe Dec. 5, 2023

that St. Nicholas is said me and deliver presents hildren. Large parades, y starting on boats and heir way to land, where ass and his helpers, the hrow sweets to paradein appreciation of their warm welcome.

St. Lucia Day Sweden & Norway, Europe Dec. 13, 2023 A holiday, celebrating St. Lucia. “The Lucia Train” is a parade in which a girl portraying St. Lucia leads a group of people, all of whom are carrying candles. In homes that celebrate St. Lucia Day, the oldest or only daughter dresses in white

Chinese New Year China, Asia Feb. 10, 2024 A festival that celebrates the beginning of a new year on the traditional lunisolar Chinese calendar.

Hanukkah Israel, Asia Dec. 10, 2023 to Dec. 15, 2023 An eight-day holiday celebrating the recovery of Jerusalem. The tradition of lighting the menorah began when a small jar of oil meant for only one day, miraculously lasted eight days.


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RETURNING MOVIE REVIEWS Iconic movies that become blockbuster films usually have sequels. However, some productions wanted to take a risk into remaking “Mean Girls” and “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”. These movies can either make or break the internet with a one shot hit, but let’s dive deeper into this story

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OG Fortnite The newest Fortnite update is a blast to the past for long-time players GABRIELLA MULLER THE LANCER STAFF

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CHARLENE BONILLA THE LANCER STAFF Everyone knows the movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and if they don’t, then they know the original movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and if they still don’t, then they definitely know the movie’s base: Roald Dahl’s iconic book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Warner Bros stepped up into taking responsibility for this amusing remaking. Except, this story is a little different from the others. Wonka is a prequel film and will give us a look into the chocolatier’s origins before he became the Wonka we’ve come to know over the years, meaning we get to learn about how the chocolate factory came to life. How did he find the machines to make the chocolate? How did he persuade Oompa Loompas? All of our questions will hopefully be answered by the director Paul King’s movie Wonka. The film director had trouble casting a younger version of the iconic Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka, but most fans were thrilled to find Timothée Chalamet achieved the starring role. Just like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the remake Wonka will also feature a few songs,099 clarifying it as a musical. Surprisingly fans were excited about this definition and cannot wait to watch it all together in theaters.

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Directed by Mark Waters, with Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey and Tim Meadows, the cult classic “Mean Girls” , a hilarious award-winning hit, is in the making of a shocking return. A remake from one of the most popular teen movies ever is the last thing we could predict from Paramount Pictures. Not only are they remaking it, but also adapting the broadway musical into the movie. We do not have much information from the trailers or website, but you can see many iconic scenes from the original movie being put in the remake. By iconic scenes I mean “Get in losers we’re going shopping” or, of course, the breathtaking Jingle Bell Rocks dance. However, many older fans of the original Mean girls felt personally attacked by the trailer. Unfortunately, the way the trailer started caught many mothers around the world off guard. At just the six-second mark into the teaser, in pink block letters, the trailer warns: “This isn’t your mother’s Mean Girls.” Surprisingly, many viewers of the trailer genuinely despised this remaking and are not looking forward to seeing it in theaters. Personally, I am not thrilled by this remaking, but still intrigued to watch it. Either way, this remake took a twist on Mean Girls, fans and many have worries and suspicions for when the film is released.

A movie done right, a blockbuster film, and an originally made book. The story “It” by American author Stephen King has been remade three times. The first movie directed by Tommy Lee Wallace, was made in 1990, four years after the book’s release. The cast members were popular, the story was thrilling, but the graphics were cut short to the appealing level. The movie consists of three hours and twelve minutes of screening. Looking at a screen that long for what the graphics gave made many upset. Most reviews complained how they thought not only did the graphics lack but the actors got lazy. Many were not fans of this film, recording only a 60 percent of likes on Movies Anywhere. When the release for the remake directed by Andrés Muschietti came out in 2017, not many had high hopes. However, the public found it mysterious, nostalgic, thrilling, and spectacular. The cast was thought through, each character was done amazing, and many actors gained a title and popularity. On Movies Anywhere, the film achieved an 85 percent and had many complementing reviews. Reviewer Drew Dietsch said, “The production, the performances, the visuals, the story, the horror, and everything else gels together into one of the best Stephen King movies ever made. Everything that went wrong with the original exceeded the standard for the remake.

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

ROCHELLE HULTGREN junior

RYDER HOWES senior

BRENNEN DICKSON sophomore

ALAN KO junior

SONG: Enjoy the Silence by Depeche Mode FAVORITE ARTIST AND WHY: Pitbull. You can’t go wrong with Pitbull.

SONG: Feel No Way by Drake FAVORITE ARTIST AND WHY: Drake. His new album is fire, makes me feel happy and energized. I would go see him in concert with my friends.

SONG: Friendship by Chris Stapleton FAVORITE ARTIST AND WHY: Chris Stapleton. I like country, it puts me in a good mood. I’m listening to him on a daily basis.

SONG: No Role Modelz by J. Cole FAVORITE ARTIST AND WHY: Drake. His songs a can go be used anywhere. Bumping it in the car with the boy or just as casual music to listen to.

CHOKEE WEEZER junior

ARIANA JOEL freshman

Addison Lester freshman

Chase Patterson senior

SONG: The less I know The Better by Tame Impala FAVORITE ARTIST AND WHY: Laufey. I love her songs, especially the sym-phony versions.

SONG: Lights on by Tyler the Creator FAVORITE ARTIST AND WHY: Tyler the Creator. He makes good songs.

SONG: Live Well by Palace FAVORITE ARTIST AND WHY: Kendrick Lamar. His music hypes me up and I like his style.

SONG: RIP Young by Isaiah Rushad FAVORITE ARTIST AND WHY: Kayne West. I like his wide range of genres.

Music is a window to the soul. What are Lancers listening to and why?

OG Fortnite is back and people are excited. On November 3, 2023, Fortnite took us back in time by switching the map and bringing old things back. “Almost 44.7 million players and 102 million hours of play” occurred on November 4th, 2023 and that was the biggest day in Fortnite history. Fortnite has recently introduced some exciting updates during this year of 2023. One of the major updates was the return of the OG Fortnite map, which has brought back a lot of excitement among the players. According to the reports, Fortnite changed its map and brought back many classic elements, including weapons, skins, and locations. The players have appreciated this move, resulting in a surge in the number of players. The game has become more challenging, and players are loving the new gameplay. Fortnite’s developers have done a great job in keeping the game fresh and exciting for the players, and they are continuously working to improve the overall gaming experience. Fortnite’s Chapter 5 has brought in some exciting gameplay mechanics, such as weapon attachments and wall running, which were added earlier this month. The OG season of Fortnite is currently underway, and players are enjoying a plethora of content, including the original map and returning vehicles and weapons. The upcoming Chapter 5 of Fortnite is expected to feature collaborations with other franchises, such as Metal Gear Solid and Family Guy, which has piqued the interest of many players. The new season will reportedly allow players to unlock Solid Snake and Peter Griffin skins, adding to the excitement of the game.

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Tis’ The Season Spread some Christmas Cheer this season by visiting some extra festive houses throughout the Conejo Valley RILEY KEELER FEATURES EDITOR Want to incorporate a little more Christmas spirit into your life? One of the best ways to really dive into the Christmas spirit this season is to visit local highly decorated houses. Here is a list of some streets around you that have some ‘lit’ houses for you to visit! Starting off right here in Thousand Oaks, multiple houses on Shenandoah St. and Flaming Star Ave. (take Lynn Road to Avenida de las Flores and head west), brought the Christmas magic out this year with beautiful light displays. See a festive display at 3337 Lang Ranch Parkway in Thousand Oaks; the residents will have a Santa and Elf. Come visit on Saturdays, Dec. 8 and Dec. 15 from 7-9 p.m. A certain home on Montgomery Road, South of Janss Road in Thousand Oaks is up this year, just as it is every holiday season. To finish off strong, every year in Lynn Ranch, Thousand Oaks, there’s a special house on Camino Dos Rios that goes over the top for Christmas with different displays every year. There is also an entertaining residential display at 2768 Baywater Place in Thousand Oaks.

In Newbury Park this year, there are over five different neighborhoods going all out this Christwmas season. In Newbury Park, the festivities are getting crazier as we get closer to Christmas. There is a beautiful display of lights at 3057 Deer Valley Ave. Speaking of extravagant displays, on Via Patricia in the Dos Vientos section of Newbury Park,the 50,000 light show and music display is back up and running this year. Some say it is “one of the most entertaining displays around town” and “worth going out of your way for.” This amazing, bright and colorful display is going on all winter long, also featuring a live talking Santa Claus. Newbury Park is winning the Christmas magic contest this year with yet another synchronized light display at 538 Brisbane Ave. in Newbury Park from 5-10 p.m. nightly through Dec. 31. Lastly, closing out the Newbury Park Christmas run on Via Coronado in the Dos Vientos section of Newbury Park, there is a gigantic Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer and other fun decor. In other neighborhoods of Ventura and LA County, the drive is worth taking to see these Christmas lights. On Timberdale

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Road and Pinedale Road in Moorpark, there are dozens of homes decorated in bright lights and decorations. Nightly displays from 6-10 p.m., F & G St. between 5th and Palm, also known as Christmas Tree Lane, allow you to drive through Ventura County’s largest holiday light display. The residents are providing all of the lights and decorations for you to come see. Reviews say “it’s a perennially great display you need to experience.” Also, in Oxnard, Candy Cane Lane is a group of homes located in the vicinity of Lubao Ave. at Oxnard St. in Woodland Hills that has been up and running for anyone to drive through for over 60 years. In Camarillo, a fantastic family-fun residential light display on Gemini and Waverly Ave. and Saturn Street is taking shape. Viewers say to bring your kids because it has lots of cartoon characters and decorations. It’s great to park the car and take a stroll.

allmark Movie Review & Returns It’s here! Hallmark’s annual Countdown to Christmas we’ve all been waiting for. Let’s see how Lancers feel about Hallmark’s Christmas movies and review the new ones we have seen so far this Christmas season

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Sometimes we just make our predictions, I feel like that’s just half the fun, just guessing what’s going to happen and sometimes I like watching really bad Christmas movies because it’s so funny.” These movies will always hold a special place in our hearts, as they are something to be remembered.

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the holiday spirit of hallmark that matters.” Some students believe that Hallmark movies are quite repetitive and cheesy, but that’s what makes them what they are. They have a unique kind of Christmas cheer, and are always bridging smiles to everyones faces around the Christmas season. “Honestly I think that’s the best part because half of the movie is laughing about the weird things they do,” Conti said. I probably spend about a quarter of the movie just talking about what they are going to do because it’s always the same plot so I know exactly what’s going to happen.

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beautiful and I feel like it’s just become a symbol of family in our household and in our life. In our relationship it’s something that we do together it’s a bonding moment we enjoy watching them together” Hallmark movies are so special to some people because they are a very specific type of film. These small-town, light-hearted movies are filled with a strong community spirit and a copious amount of Christmas traditions. Generally known as a more cheesy romance where you are able to predict what is going to happen, but that’s the magic of Hallmark. Hallmark used to release only about 12 new Christmas movies a year, but as of 2023 we have almost 40 completely new movies coming to us. “Low-key all the plots are the same but that’s not what matters,” junior Ashley Young said. “It’s

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Hallmarks Annual Countdown to Christmas is here! Starting on Oct. 20, when the first 2023 Hallmark movie was aired, and lasting all the way until Dec. 17, Hallmark is releasing Christmas movies every weekend. In total this year, we will see 31 movies produced through the span of a few months. As always, spreading the Christmas spirit since the beginning of Hallmark’s “Countdown to Christmas” in 2009. But this year’s annual Countdown was a special one. Hallmark has been releasing different styles of movies this year so let’s see what some of the TO students think about these changes. “I’ve been watching Hallmark movies since I was a kid,” junior Julia Conti said. “It’s always been a tradition, me and my grandma would go in the living room or sometimes lay in her bed and watch Hallmark movies, it’s just a sign of the Christmas spirit. Sometimes even when it’s not Christmas, we will still watch them because it’s just so


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THOUSAND OAKS HIGH SCHOOL | THE LANCER

The Macs are Back TO Football has best finish since ‘15 and On the Attack Lancers win pair of playoff games, advance to CIF semis JAKE BRADLEY

Father and son return SPORTS EDITOR Year One under new head football coach Ben McEnroe, did not to TO lead Lancers disappoint, culminating in its deepest playoff run in almost a decade. CORY MCENROE THE LANCER STAFF After living in Thousand Oaks for most of my life, I can safely say that it is truly home. My father, Ben, was the Cal Lutheran head football coach, so the locker room and football field were my places of familiarity and comfort. Both of my sisters went to Thousand Oaks High and were proud and loud members of the infamous Green Hole. At the age of about 9 or 10, I realized that this game in this town meant more than I had realized; it was about a community and a brotherhood. I remember going to the games on some Friday nights and seeing the giants on the field, thinking that one day I would be able to wear the same Kelly green. By the time middle school was wrapping up for me, I was about to go on a ride I would never expect for high school. When I started high school, my dad missed working with high schoolers, so he got the job as the offensive line coach at Sierra Canyon. The Sierra Canyon team was talented, with almost a dozen big-time Division-1 commits, including the 6-foot-6, 307-pound giant, Kenji Swanson. I was fortunate enough to start on some of the special teams for varsity and play a full JV season. But while the level of play and talent were unmatched by anything I’ve seen, the culture was not focused on being a family and being a complete team. I felt distant from the teammates I was supposed to be closest with. My family thought so too; so we were on the hunt for a better fit for my high school experience. That’s when we found a perfect opportunity for a fresh start. We would have to go into the unknown to the great state of Florida. Florida football was unlike anything I’ve seen. Allgrass fields, lightning delays, flash floods, hurricanes, black mud flying everywhere. But we were too far from home and too far from family. One day, when we didn’t know what the future of jobs or school might hold, my oldest sister exclaimed that the Lancers head football coach job just opened up. Now this could be the homecoming of a lifetime. Fom the start of spring ball, I was accepted and treated like I’d been there since freshman year. Now I can confidently say the camaraderie, brotherhood, discipline, toughness and overall enjoyment of the game are unmatched by anything I’ve ever been around. Lancer football isn’t just 11 guys on the field making memories of a lifetime, it’s the Green Hole, the unwavering support from the fans, the roar of the crowd on Friday nights, and of course, the celebration at Toppers after all the wins. This community, school, and team mean the world to me and to be able to share it with my family and teammates is something I am extremely grateful for.

The Lancers made it to the CIF semifinals for the first time in eight years, and they only needed to take a quick trip down the road to face the rival Newbury Park Panthers. This was not only the second matchup between the two sides this season, but the second at Panther Stadium. However, in the weeks following the first matchup on Sept. 22, a 54-42 Newbury Park win, the Lancers were a flawless 4-0 to conclude the regular season, while the Panthers had suffered two losses down the stretch. With rain expected and tensions high in Newbury Park, nobody knew who was going to leave the game as victor. After winning the coin toss, TO elected to kick off, and a Panthers offense led by star sophomore quarterback Brady Smigiel went on to score on their opening drive, taking an early 7-0 lead. The Lancers had a chance to even the score in the first quarter, but they turned it over int he red zone. They avoided disaster by forcing a punt, but the Panthers would open the second quarter with another touchdown, digging a deep hole for TO. But after Lancers sophomore QB Jackson Taylor found his favorite target, senior wideout Silas Kemp, for a 17-yard touchdown, the skies darkened and the game turned on a dime, with TO’s defensive toughness taking center stage. TO opened the second half strong, with senior Scott Mahannah scoring a 77-yard touchdown on a screen pass from Taylor, cutting the deficit to 14-13 after a missed PAT. The Green Helmet-led defense —anchored by stalwart front seven forces Blake Lauritzen, Dean Harrington and Cory McEnroe forced another huge punt, which led to a Brolin Harrah rushing touchdown that culminated in a failed 2-point conversion, giving the Lancers a 19-14 lead. There would be no more scoring in the remainder of the 3rd quarter, and the Lancers began the fourth quarter with the lead. But the rain stopped, and the passing game favored the Panthers’ once more. Another TO turnover led to the Panthers driving into the end zone before nailing a twopoint conversion, taking a 22-19 lead. And that was it. Thousand Oaks was unable to score, giving Newbury Park the ball in When you hit your stride victory formation. The final at the end of the season, score was Newbury Park 22, you are in position to win Thousand Oaks 19, ending championships and make the Lancers season. playoff runs, and that is “Everyone knows the what we did.” stage, first time we’ve seen each other that deep into the season, obviously emotions BEN MCENROE were high,” Taylor told The TO Football Head Coach Lancer. Even getting to the semifinals was a mammoth achievement for the Lancers, who hadn’t reached the semis since 2015. This season’s playoff berth wasn’t just another playoff opportunity, it was the first time the Lancers hosted a football playoff game since 2015, as well. Fortunately, the Lancers were coming off of a atypical late-season bye week after a four-game winning streak, showing no signs slowing down. And they didn’t, until late in their first-round matchup with visiting El Modena. Thousand Oaks was able to score two quick touchdowns to open the second half to take a 28-13 lead, but the Vanguards would make it a game late with a pair of fourth-quarter scores, before the Lancers eventually claimed their first home playoff victory in years with a 41-34 win. “We had some guys step up and make big plays,” Taylor said. “[It was just] great timing for it to all happen for playoffs and we were able to put up

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FOOTBALL FRENZY — A victory in the homecoming game sparked a Lancers six-game winning streak. so many points,” Taylor said. A Harrah fourth-quarter touchdown run gave the Lancers a 19-7 lead over Bonita, and even though Bonita scored another touchdown, the Lancers would stay patient and hold off the Bearcats, 19-13, as the Green Hole proceeded to rush the field. The fact that TO was in this position was a surprise after a sluggish start. After falling to 3-3 on Sept. 22 after the loss to the Panthers, the Lancers were on the outside looking in on the playoff picture, with big league matchups between Moorpark and Agoura still to come. But the Lancers bounced back from the loss to the Panthers, blowing out Royal and Camarillo in back-to-back weeks, combining for 82 total points over those two games. That would set TO for two tough matchups against the Musketeers and Chargers down the stretch. The Lancers came away from Moorpark with a 36-23 win and a piece of the league championship. Lancers would then end its regular season on a high note with a 31-7 home victory over Agoura, leading the Lancers into the bye week at 7-3 overall. “When you hit your stride at the end of the season, you are in position to win championships and make playoff runs, and that is what we did,” head coach Ben McEnroe told The Lancer. It was quite the first season for McEnroe, the former CLU head coach. After making Lancer history and going 10-0 in the regular season last year before a disappointing early playoff exit, former head coach Evan Yabu left TO for Notre Dame High, but McEnroe was eager to move back to the Conejo Valley and embraced the Lancers coaching job. With a new coach and a new roster, the Lancers only showed improvement early as a tough schedule looked like nothing new for Coach McEnroe. Winning big games with big stakes was nothing new for coach McEnroe, who won multiple conference titles in his time at CLU. The trip to the CIF semifinals is setting up big things for the Lancers next year, as they only look to improve with multiple starters returning, including Taylor, who already sports several big-time scholarship offers. “When I talked to Coach Mac before I came over here, he got me fired up to be a part of what they were building over here,” Taylor said. “I think [we had] a heck of a start, under a completely new coaching staff with 16 new varsity starters.”

Kajita leads Lancer cross country back to state finals

Superstar senior cross-country runner Cassidy Kajita made Lancer history this season by leading the girls to state championships. The Lancer caught up with Cassidy after her senior season. THE LANCER: Did you meet your goals that you made at the start of the season?

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WE ARE FAMILY — Former CLU coach Ben McEnroe leads TO football, including son Cory.

KAJITA: “Yes, our team definitely made the goals we set out at the start of the season. The goal was to make it to state and that’s been our goal for the last few years. We were finally able to make it there and it was a really fun experience.” THE LANCER: Describe representing TO? KAJITA: “Representing TO just means representing a camaraderie and just the strength our teams have being able to

go out onto the courses and just show we are a team of girls that run for each other, who love the sport and are very passionate of supporting each other and about running in general.” THE LANCER: What did it take for you to get where you are? Did you change anything year to year? KAJITA: Definitely to get where I am today was a long journey. There is a lot of hard work, especially sophomore year, [as] I was basically injured the entire season and joining varsity for the first time was a big leap. Over the years, there has been a lot of difficulty with confidence as well just general growth and understanding that this is a sport is a sport whether it’s going to hurt. THE LANCER: How would your coaches and teammates describe you? KAJITA: Ambitious I guess? Ambitious and hard-working just because I like to strive for the best. I like to push myself just to see where I get with running.

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RILEY BROWN THE LANCER STAFF

RUNNING TO STATE — UC Davis-bound Cassidy Kajita was TO’s top racer.


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PINBALL — Junior Hayden McKinney wrestles out six points for the Lancers. PHOTO » TOHS WRESTLING » WITH PERMISSION

GIRLS SOCCER

BOYS WRESTLING

GIRLS WRESTLING

Coach: Clay Cameron

Coach: Dennis Ritterbush (Lightweights) and Kerry Lyne (Heavyweights)

Coach: Manny Valdez

2022 Record: 16-6

2023 Record: 12-7

2022 Record: 2-10-4 2023 Record: 3-0-1 Top Players: Freshman Luchiana Shattuck, Senior Ivy Williams, Senior Sam Ford Notable: Last season, there were multiple freshmen on the varsity group, setting up for a successful year this season. With those freshmen now sophomores with experience in varsity, the group know-how has greatly raised this year. Quotable: “I enjoy everything. I enjoy the wins, I enjoy the losses, the ties; everything is a great learning experience. Just being involved in the game is something that we look forward to as players and as coaches,” assistant coach Adrian Ruiz said. Inside Story: Captain Ivy Williams is a monster in the midfield and is a specialist at recovering every loose ball. She hypes the team up to make sure everybody is giving their 100 percent. She is committed to UC Irvine as well she has a bright future ahead.

2023 Record: 12-7 Top Players: Senior Matthew Siegel, Senior James Rocha, Junior Atom Wroblewski Notable: In pursuit of a fourth consecutive Marmonte League title, welterweight Atom Wroblewski pushed through a torn oblique to continue fighting for his team and school. This fighting spirit is instilled into them every single day in practice which has shined throughout the program in the last three years during the title run. Quotable: “Wrestling is just downright grit. Do you have it in your brain to keep on going, to keep on pushing to work as hard as you can regardless of how you feel? Mind over body,” Ritterbush said. Inside Story: Senior heavyweight James Rocha has been a part of the last three league titles. As a four-year varsity athlete, Rocha is looking to complete his fourpeat to go down in Lancer history as one of the best, but he is also looking to lead his team throughout the winter season.

BOYS SOCCER

GIRLS WATERPOLO

2022 Record: 10-8-3

2022 Record: 12-8-1

2023 Record: 1-4-1

2023 Record: 3-5

Top Players: Senior Diego Estrada, Senior Uziel Diaz

Top Players: Junior goalkeeper Cheyenne White, junior center Kennedy Green, sophmore attacker Aspen Abernathy

Coach: Mark Tietjen

Notable: After a season ending injury in his sophmore season, Zach Reer is back running to help his teammates and hopefully spark a playoff run this season. Quotable: “We play for the badge,” Afonso Gama said. Inside Story: Besides playing soccer, Diego Estrada spends his free time cutting hair. While having exciting off-the-field duties, Estrada is also an exciting star for the Lancers. Estrada has cut the hair of teammates Yandel Gonzalez, Uziel Diaz, Santiago Diaz and Afonso Gama.

Coach: Craig Rond

Notable: Despite some defensive struggles, the Lancers skilled goalie White should help spark a run to close out the season and help secure a playoff spot. Quotable: “This years team gets along very well,” Green said. Inside Story: After graduating multiple seniors last season, the Lancers have relied on thier team bonding outside of schoo in aspirations of a strong finish to the remainder of the regular season,”

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COUNTERATTACK — Junior Cheyenne White puts the ball back in play for the Lancers.

2022 Record: 16-6 Top Players: Junior Talia Smith, Junior Bella Wojciechowski Notable: Although Thousand Oaks has only a few female wrestlers, they still find a way to push through and get the wins they need to contribute to the league titles. After making it to the state championship last year, heavyweight Cherish Hal-taoi plans on having a massive junior season. Quotable: “There’s nobody to blame things on. It’s one-on-one, you and them in the middle of everyone watching,” Ritterbush said. Inside Story: After a shortened preseason due to a concussion and a broken wrist, lightweight Talia Smith has persevered to place first at three different tournaments to make a name for herself in Lancer lore.


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LANCER HOOPS LUKE KOREN

How would your teammates describe you?

JAKE BRADLEY SPORTS EDITOR

The Lancers entered Year Two of the Logan Baltau era with major ambitions after going 20-9 in Baltau’s first season at the helm. With Elias Chin and Trent MacLean leading the way, the Lancers boast

one of the top inside-outside duos in the entire region, a big reason TO got off to a 13-1 start this season. Then again, hot starts are nothing new to the Lancers, who went 8-0 to start the season last year. TO scored eight wins of 20 points or more in its first

14 matchups, including an impressive Arroyo Optimist Tournament championship behind Chin’s dominant performance. The senior star, who eclipsed the 1,000-point mark for his career, averaged 23.5 points, 11 rebounds and six assists over four games to earn MVP honors.

GABE CHIN

What are your personal goals for the season?

“As someone who always tries to make the right play and do what’s best for the team.”

“I want to do anything I have to do to help the team win, so whatever that is going to be.”

MATIAS VICO

RYDER HOWES

What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

Who is your favorite NBA player?

“Pistachio.”

“Kobe Bryant.”

STERLING LEE

BRENDAN JUSI

How would your coaches and teammates describe you?

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

“I’d say hardworking and happy.”

“Ben and Jerry’s Half Baked.”

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JADEN GRAY

NOAH COTTON

ELIAS CHIN

What are your personal goals for this season?

What are your personal goals for this season?

What are your personal goals for this season?

What does representing TO mean to you?

What does representing TO mean to you?

What are your personal What are your personal goals for this season? goals for this season?

“Some of my goals for this season are trying to win the Marmonte League and trying to win state. I think we have a pretty good chance at that.”

“My personal goals for the season are to be first team all-league and win a league championship.”

“I want to be County MVP, League MVP and then hopefully win CIF and state.”

“It means a lot to be family. The basketball team spends a lot of time together.”

“Getting all the community together and putting on a show.”

“Lead the team defensively and be a good spark on defense so we can win all our games.”

What does representing TO mean to you?

Who’s your favorite NBA player?

“It means embodying a great community, great campus and and creating an environment where people can thrive.”

How would your coaches and teammates describe you?

How would your coaches and teammates describe you?

“Hopefully as a leader who keeps the team calm and collected no matter the circumstances.”

“Trustworthy and hardworking — I make sure I leave it all out on the court.”

“My favorite NBA player would be Kevin Durant.”

JACOB BURTON TRENT MACLEAN GARRETT POWELL JACKSON MESSERVY

Who’s your favorite NBA player? “Kevin Durant.” What’s your favorite ice cream flavor? “Vanilla.”

“Get ready for next year because we are losing a lot of our seniors and carry on TO legacy.”

How would your What does representing coaches and teammates TO mean to you? describe you? “Playing your heart out, “As a hard worker and leading on the court, that I play bigger than I playing as a team and really am. And that I’m a showing love to each funny kid.” other.”


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MEET THE TEAMS JAELAH BROWN

What are your personal goals for this season?

JAKE BRADLEY SPORTS EDITOR

After combining for just two league wins in the past three seasons, the Lancer ladies are looking to rebound behind a strong core led by junior guard Morgan Casillas, sophomore forward Tessa Whit-

man, freshman point guard Kira Jones and freshman Ava Seeger. Head coach Ashley Ontiveros led the Lancers into a massive off-season, with six sophomores as well as four freshman listed on the roster. The factor of the underclassmen sets up a big season as

well as a very bright future. Coach Ontiveros and her young roster look to bring TO girls basketball back to the playoffs and back to glory. One of the big factors for the freshmen has been the scoring of Jones and Seeger both putting up 20-plus points in separate games so far.

MILA-NAI COLON YAU

What does representing TO mean to you?

“Definitely to at least make it to playoffs, if not win league.”

“It’s important because it’s my school.”

LEONNA RAMISCAL

AMANDA WANG

Who is your favorite NBA player?

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

“Steph Curry.”

“Cookies and cream.”

DEANNA PHAM

ALLIE ANELLO

How would your coaches and teammates describe you?

How would your coaches and teammates describe you?

“As funny, but also a really hard-working person.”

“As the mother of the team, because I look out for everyone.”

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TESSA WHITMAN

HAILEY LAURITZEN

JILLIAN MCGILLIVRAY

KIRA JONES

AVA SEEGER

MORGAN CASILLAS

What are your personal goals for this season?

What are your personal goals for this season?

What does representing TO mean to you?

What does representing to mean to you?

What are your personal goals for this season?

What does representing TO mean to you?

“This season I really want to work on communicating as a team and being able to adapt on the court to different things.”

“Probably to average a double-double every game.”

“Representing a family and a team that is always on your side and has your back.”

“To have good sportsmanship and to continue to be known as someone who works hard.”

“My personal goals for this season are being a team player and making smart options.”

What are your personal goals for this season ?

How would your coaches and teammates describe you?

What does representing TO mean to you?

“I have a long line of family who went to TO; so being another one of them is actually pretty cool.”

How would your coaches and teammates describe you? “As a ball of energy on and off the court, giving high fives and things.”

What does representing TO mean to you? “It means to know that the school is supporting me in whatever I do and that I support my own school.”

“To make playoffs and help my team go on a run for playoffs. We can do it this year because we have a tighter bond.”

“I would hope good things, I would say a leader as well as someone who works hard.”

“It means I can get a fresh start and can do something really good this year.”

What are your personal goals for this season? “My goals for this season are to get better as an athlete and help my team win games.”


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Every issue, The Lancer asks a TO couple a set of questions about the subject. Who knows them better?

Every Lancer Has a Story Throughout the year, The Lancer selects students at random to answer whatever is on their minds.

THE BOYFRIEND Jack Hadvina

hows Wo n

Home Alone

Rock

Math

K

Spring

THE SUBJECT Devyn Grecian

Be You tter ?

Favorite season?

Favorite xmas movie?

Favorite music genre?

Least favorite subject?

Fall

The Year Without a Santa Claus

Rock

Math

Nightmare Before Christmas

Rock

Fall

What’s something you need for it to feel like the holidays? “I feel like it shouldn’t be 72 degrees and then in the 80s in December in California. I feel like it should be kind of cold. A little chilly, you know? Maybe some rain would help it, too.” Gianna Vargas, Freshman

Math

What is your most memorable giftopening moment?

THE BEST FRIEND Maddy Geisler

Hosted by CORY MCENROE

“I woke up to a note and it said, ‘Welcome to the Christmas Scavenger Hunt’ and it took me all across my house and it eventually led me to the oven in the kitchen, which had my Taylor Swift tickets.” Camden Vann, Freshman

What is a Christmas song that makes you cringe? Why is that? “Oh, that’s a hard question! I think “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.” That song is like bratty and I just can’t stand it and I hate when people sing along to it!” Allie Shapiro, Sophomore

Hit or Miss? What’s up and what’s down with The Lancer? We list the hits and misses of the month. Compiled by Alyssa Kiszczak

Hit:

Miss:

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Miss:

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The Starbucks Christmas drinks have been the taste of the season. Plus, it’s 50% off of one drink on Thursdays from 12-6 p.m. until Christmas! Yay, Starbucks!

Black Friday sales are flopping. Companies label their so-called sales as Black Fridaysales, yet they are just normal sale prices. It’s all a scam!

There have been more Christmas lights put up within neighborhoods than usual this year. Driving down streets filled with colorful lights completes the holiday cheer!

Due to Fortnite bringing back their OG maps, boyfriends spend time preoccupied with raging at a screen, rather than spending time with their girlfriends.

It’s the holiday season, so that means the best music of the year is back, including Mariah Carey’s all-time hit, “All I Want for Christmas.” She can sure “Carey” a tune!


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