Table Talk

Blowin’ in the wind: Mom’s clothesline had many functions

When I think of things I Mom would often tell us have had to do without in girls to bring the clothes in my adult life, a clothesline off the line. It seemed such would rank high on the list a daunting task, but it was of things I wish I had back. my first experience with A clothesline is like a chocolate cake; you don’t the futuristic notion of “offline” as a kid. think anything of it when By the time she was finit’s there, but after it’s gone you panic a little, then wonTABLE TALK ished with wash day, I’m pretty sure Mom felt like der what you are going to By Karen Schwaller she had run herself through do now. the wringer. And she still As a kid, our very long triple-decker clothesline dried a ton of had supper to make. Without a microwave. clothes for a family of nine. Mom’s My sister and I became our high homemade clothespin apron held the school badminton champions from our thousands of clothespins it took to constant volleying back and forth over hang a department store’s clothing the clothesline. It helped us dream of section out in the farm breeze (which Wimbledon participation, kept us out wasn’t always pleasant). of Mom’s hair, served as boundary I’m pretty sure that when I was a child I drew pictures of Mom with markers for other backyard games and even was the skeleton for a good fort. clothespins in her mouth, because I A clothesline can put the ‘fun’ in saw her that way so much. But with ‘functional.’ my artistic prowess, I’m also sure the teacher must have wondered if my mother should pay a visit an orthodontist. When I had a family of my own, we had a clothesline and I used it often as the children were growing up. This time it was my job to lug the clothes out of the basement and out to the clothesline. The line worked like a dream with a good south breeze and earned its place among laundry day royalty … and it also made me look like I may have needed to visit the orthodontist.

It used to be so satisfying to hang the diapers out. The sunshine kept them as white as you could keep diapers, and just the thought of saving so much money on the disposable kind kept me okay with washing and folding them. The trade-off was that nose hairs are now just a memory for us after the bleach and ammonia assaulted them every week in our tiny house.

Occasionally, when the south breeze wouldn’t try to blow our cats away, folding jeans turned into hand-to-hand combat, and our towels had better posture than we did.

Now and again as I would hang out the sheets or clothing, we would be visited by bird doo-doo fairies. You know them — they would keep your wash day on their calendar and proved most boastful of their regularity, which was spot-on when they found themselves directly aligned with whatever was on the clothesline.

I’m not a fan of having to wash something I’ve just washed.

I have loaded my fair share of

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A clothesline today is a window to the past … to an era when people had more time and less money to spend on the laundry. It was both exhausting and exhilarating to hang a clothesline full of clothes, and just as much so when it came time to remove them, fold it all and put it away. And yet, it was one of my favorite sights out of our kitchen window.

Full lines meant we had been blessed with a family, that we all had clothes to wear, and also kept me active enough to avoid always having to wear those stretchy pants I normally would reserve for Thanksgiving Day.

Our old clothesline no longer exists, and a clothesline doesn’t work where we live today because the south winds would pummel our newly-washed clothes full of gravel road dust.

Pity, really, that those punctual and loose bird fairies probably also had to relocate.

Karen Schwaller brings “Table Talk” to The Land from her home near Milford, Iowa. She can be reached at

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Transition to electric cars carries consequences

By DICK HAGEN

The Land Staff Writer Emeritus

Yes, we all champion clean air, but at what price? OPINION A study was recently released by the Agricultural Retailers Association. The ARA is a member of the Transportation Fairness Alliance. Economic models for the study were provided by the U.S. Energy Information Administration’s annual outlook.

This study reveals how a ban on internal combustion engine vehicles could devastate the agriculture community. If proposals to ban internal combustion engines by 2035 were to happen, consider these consequences:

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Congress must abide by all the laws they impose on the American people

All contracts with past and present Congressman/ Woman are void. The American people did not make these contracts with Congressmen/Women. Congress made all these contracts for themselves.

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators serv-

A decline up to 90 percent of ethanol-enriched fuels which equates to 1.1 billion gallons.

A 61 percent decline in biodiesel to 0.8 billion gallons.

Corn consumption could decrease by up to 2 billion bushels.

Soybean utilization could decrease by up to 470 million bushels.

Corn prices could fall up to 50 percent to $1.74 per bushel.

Soybean prices could fall up to 44 percent to $4.92 per bushel.

Overall, U.S. net farm income would decrease by up to $27 billion. ing their terms, then going home and back to work. All the freebies they have entitled to themselves should no longer be tolerated.

As the 2020 election proved, social and political preferences are widespread — maybe really wide. Everyone likes to point the finger, telling us who is dangerous with all of their shortcomings. If those people could only be more like us everything would be okay.

Any ban results in dramatic decreases in ethanol, biodiesel, corn and soybean prices; plus demand for fertilizer and other agricultural products. This could trigger estimated acreage reduction of 5 to 7 million acres of corn with a related impact on fertilizer is significant. In that scenario, nitrogen demand would be reduced 800,000 to 1 million tons of urea and Urea Ammonium Nitrate. This represents about 15 percent of the urea market and 7 percent of the UAN market in the U.S. Further, the study indicates economic losses throughout the biofuels value chain ranging from $105 billion to $185 billion. Cumulative federal, state and local tax revenue losses could be from $39 In troubled times, we all need to take on our nation’s hurt

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Well, everything is not going to be okay — at least for quite a while. It doesn’t play well on the campaign trail, but the United States (Republicans, Democrats, atheists and the Marijuana Party) is in for a period of hurt. Do we take on that hurt or do we blame those we don’t like?

I say we take it on. It sounds like a plan.

Paul Malchow is the managing editor of The Land. He may be reached at editor@TheLandOnline.com. v