Today's Roaroscope

Look to the stars!

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s the time for self-discovery. Fun fact: you have may have been conceived on Mother’s Day.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Show gratitude. Bring your favorite newspaper staff cookies... (cash is acceptable too).

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Trigonometry is easier to understand when you actually do the homework. And if Pluto is in retrograde or whatever.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Every day can be pajama day if you have the right attitude.

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Gemini (May 21- June 20): No one expects you to be perfect, so cut yourself some slack. Strive for mediocrity and you’ll exceed everyone’s expectations of you.

Cancer (June 21- July 22): Prioritize your sleep schedule. Ask the nearest sophomore to perform their speech –you’ll be snoring in no time!

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22): Pro Tip: you have a better chance of getting your crush to fall in love with you if you actually talk to them. Or just stare and look away quickly when you make eye contact.