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Volume 26 Issue #39

Publisher - Bill Williams • Editor - Sandi Williams • Layout & Design - Christy Leach • O!ce Manager - Luci Tate Cover Design - Bill May • Graphic Arts Director - Don Sprinkle • Photography - Mark Marquette Contributing Sta" - Jim Kelly, Andy Ross, Ken Silvers, Mark Marquette, Daniel Leach, Pat Bussard Advertising - Dave Carter, Akey Kincaid, Mark Marquette, Lisa Lyons, Brian Still Published by Creative Publishing, Inc., P.O. Box 3596, Johnson City, TN 37602 Phone: 423/283-4324 FAX - 423/283-4369 www.theloaferonline.com • info@theloaferonline.com e-mail: editorial@theloaferonline.com (editorial) adcopy@theloaferonline.com (advertising) All advertisements are accepted and published by the publisher upon the representation that the agency and/or advertiser is authorized to publish the entire contents and subject matter thereof.The agency and/or advertiser will indemnify and save the publisher harmless from any loss of expense resulting from claims or suits based upon contents of any advertisement,including claims or suits for defamation,libel,right of privacy,plagiarism,and copyright infringement.

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Quinn Hawkesworth, "Spring" textile

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