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Volume 32 • Issue #3

Star of Bethlehem

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Is It Real?

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4 Stargazer The Star of Bethlehem, A Celestial Detective Story 5 Classic Christmas Music Event 6 And The Grammy Goes To..... 7 Is there a Santa Clause? 8 Newest LOVEWORK Unveiled 10 Gray Fossil Site Schedule 11 Hands On January Events 12 Outdoor Survival Guide 13 1927 Jubilee - Listening Party @ HRBC 14 Carter Railroad Museum Celebrates Colorful Past 15 Secret Santa Project 15 Encore Screening "Forgive-Don't Forget" 17 Grains And Grits Event Date Set 18 Spotlight 20 Art and Cultrure, A Lifelong Pursuit 22 A Walk In The Park 31 Paramount Partners 33 Pets Of The Week 34 Things To Do

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The Star of Bethlehem A Celestial Detective Story (Part 1)

No sight in the sky is celebrated more than the beautiful Christmas Star of Bethlehem.

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By Mark Marquette since 1996 stargazermarq@ gmail.com

ach holiday season the story of how the star appeared in the sky to the Magi and the legends surrounding it are recanted from the only reliable source—the Bible book of Matthew. It is a beautiful story of a sign in the sky guiding foreign spiritual leaders to the manger of an infant Messiah of the Jews. The imagery is part of the fabric of Christmas, celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, Christian son of God. A favorite subject of Christmas cards and classic artists, everything we know about this “star” is in 12 short verses of the Bible, and clearly states that King Herod didn’t see it, and that Jesus might have been as old as two when the Magi visited Bethlehem. The Book of Mathew, Chapter 2, verses 1-12 give us all clues to a celestial detective story that has a logical conclusion. The condensed version in Matthew says: “Where is he that is born the King of the Jews? For we have seen his star in the east, and are come to worship him,” said the Wise Men to Judea King Herod. The King asked the Wise Men where and when the star appeared? And departing the King, the went to Bethlehem: “And when they saw the star, they rejoiced with exceeding great joy.” So, what was the Star of Bethlehem? Several facts need to be established before we go looking in the skies for the Star of Bethlehem. The questions are: When is the exact date of Jesus’ birth; 2) Who were the Magi; 3) When did King Herod reign over Judea; 4) Were there records of any solar or lunar eclipses, comets, meteors or exploding stars during this time; 5) Where were the planets and Moon during this time frame? The celestial detective tale centers around a few basic facts: King Herod had to be alive; the King didn’t see the “Star,” nor did anyone else record it; the Magi were Zoroastrian priest/stargazers; Jesus was not born Dec. 25, 0 B.C. This is all in the Book of Matthew…and more. To look up at the sky of Jesus’ birth and see The Star of Bethlehem, we need to know when the Messiah was born. Certainly not when we celebrate it. Yes, shepherds watch over their flocks at night, but only in the spring and summer when lamb are being born. Remember in Matthew, King Herod summoned the Wise Men to ask where was the wonderous Star they followed? It wasn’t something the King saw—if he did it was just another bright star. Another key clue from Matthew is the fact the Wise Men did not see King Herod on their return trip, fearing for their lives. The King ordered the murder of all boys age two years and under to try and kill the rumored Hebrew Messiah. So, Jesus may have been a toddler and not an infant in a manger when the Wise Men visited.

The year of Jesus’ birth can be deduced from that two-year purge, the 1 AD date of Herod’s death. And in Luke Chapter 2 is described a Roman tax, most likely in 5 BC, when Mary and Joseph rode from Nazareth to Bethlehem to pay. The best guess is Spring 2 BC for the birth of Jesus. To figure out the Star of Bethlehem, the time frame has been narrowed down from 4 BC to 1 AD, a five-year span to investigate in the night sky. How do we do that? We use a planetarium program anyone can download to their computer or Smart Phone. One of the best is Stellarium. You simply put in any date you wish to see the night sky, and voila! With this time capsule you can look up at the stars of Jesus’ time. Those stars are no different 2,000 years ago than today, except for the positions of the Moon and planets. So, it is important to know where they are as ancient civilizations believed the wandering stars were gods in the sky controlling their destiny. The star patterns of those ultra-dark nights were the entertainment for ancient civilizations, full of mystery and imagination. All ancient peoples looked up and created tales of mythology out of the starry patterns. Heroes, animals and important objects were honored with names of the star patterns and individual stars according to stories told for generations. The fake science of astrology was created with the wide-spread believe that the five wandering stars called “planets” affected man according to which star group they dwelled. The constellations were born out of myths and creatures like a lion, a sea goat and scorpion were seen in the stars. The Sun, Moon and stars always stayed in a belt of 12 constellations called the Zodiac or “celestial zoo”. And the concept of where the god-controlled planets were among the Zodiac “houses” was considered to be a message from God to the human race. Advice, fears and fortune were all predicted by the horoscopes put together by astrologers who watched the skies for the coded signs from their gods. One of the first diligent watchers of the skies from a mysterious land called Persia, in the 21st Century called Iran and Iraq. These stargazers were learned men of the Zoroastrian faith, one that understood the Hebrew scriptures and prediction of a Messiah for the world. For hundreds, maybe a thousand years these Zoroastrian priest astrologers were looking for a sign in the sky for the King of the Jews. The Bible calls them Wise Men. They are known as the Magi. So, what did they see in the nights from 5 BC leading up to their difficult, 1,500-mile round-trip to bring a few gifts and pay homage to the Messiah, King of the Jews? NEXT WEEK: Conclusion of “Was the Star of Bethlehem Real?”

Classic Christmas Music Event

To Kingsport’s Colonial Heights Christian Church On December 20

The unmistakable sound of multi-Dove and Grammy Award-winning recording artist, David Phelps will be featured in Kingsport, TN, on Wednesday, December 20, at the Colonial Heights Christian Church, located at 105 Meadow Lane. This exciting Classic Christmas concert event begins at 7:00pm.

nce a childhood musical prodigy from Tomball, TX, David Phelps earned a bachelor’s degree in music from Baylor University. Since then, he has become a nationally celebrated vocalist, whose gifts and talents are matched by none. Perhaps best known as the powerful tenor for the multiple Grammy and Dove Award-winning Gaither Vocal Band, Phelps is constantly building on a career that has already been groundbreaking. Emerging as a leading voice in contemporary Christian music, Phelps has been winning the hearts of audiences all over the world for more than two decades. He has performed at numerous prestigious venues across the globe, including the White House, New York’s Carnegie Hall and the Sydney Opera House in Australia. His electrifying voice has moved audiences from all walks of life, crossing generational and stylistic barriers. This David Phelps Classic Christmas event is one of a dozen Phelps and his seven-piece musical entourage will

make during the month of December. Many of the songs featured during this exciting evening are included on Phelps’ O Holy Night recording from the upbeat “Hallelujah,” to the soaring, “O Holy Night.” The evening will also include songs from his recently release Hymnal recording, which showcases masterful vocals and lush arrangements of such cherished gems as “Amazing Grace,” “How Great Thou Art,” “In The Garden,” “Victory In Jesus” and “It Is Well With My Soul.” Each song takes the listener on a journey of inspiration and worship in song. The Colonial Heights Christian Church will be the setting for this special evening of worship and Christmas celebration. Make plans to be a part of the David Phelps Classic Christmas concert event in Kingsport, TN. Complete information may be obtained by visiting www.davidphelps.com. Tickets are also available online at www. ticketbud.com.

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Multiple Grammy Award Winning Recording Artist, David Phelps Brings

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And The Grammy Goes To......

ETSU faculty, alumni included among Grammy nominees East Tennessee State University is proud of its faculty and alumni who received nominations for the 2018 Grammy Awards or were involved in Grammy-nominated works.

r. Ted Olson, a professor in the Department of Appalachian Studies, received a nomination for Best Album Notes for “Big Bend Killing: The Appalachian Ballad Tradition.” This 32-track album of old and new world Appalachian ballads performed by leading UK and American roots music luminaries was released in 2017 by The Great Smoky Mountains Association. About half of the ballads on the album were recorded in the ETSU recording lab, and a number of university faculty, staff and alumni were involved in the project, including Roy Andrade, associate professor in Bluegrass, Old Time and Country Music Studies in the Department of Appalachian Studies, who served as associate producer; Ben Bateson, recording lab manager, who was the sound engineer; and John Fleenor, Archives of Appalachia media collections manager, who was the mastering engineer. Two albums by Ladysmith Black Mambazo were nominated for Grammys this year: “Shaka Zulu Revisted” for Best World Music Album and “Songs of Peace & Love for Kids & Parents Around the World” for Best Children’s Album. Martin Walters, a lecturer in Jazz Studies in the Department of Music and also a lecturer in the Department of Media and Communication, mixed and mastered both albums. “Shaka Zulu Revisted,” he notes, is a tribute to the band’s original 1987 album, “Shaka Zulu,” produced by Paul Simon; the album followed Simon’s Grammy-winning “Graceland” album, which featured Ladysmith on such songs as “Diamonds on the

Soles of Her Shoes” and “Homeless.” Alumnus Barry Bales played bass on three Grammy-nominated projects. Two of these were with Alison Krauss: “Losing You,” which was nominated for Best Country Solo Performance, and “I Never Cared for You,” nominated for Best American Roots Performance. The third was for Michael Cleveland’s “Fiddler’s Dream,” nominated for Best Bluegrass Album. Also nominated for Best Bluegrass Album was “All the Rage – In Concert, Volume One [Live]” by Rhonda Vincent and The Rage, featuring alumni Hunter Berry on fiddle and Brent Burke – the first graduate in ETSU’s bluegrass major program – on resonator guitar. In addition, alumnus Kenny Chesney garnered a nomination for Best Country Album for “Cosmic Hallelujah.” “I’m not surprised to see so many ETSU alumni and faculty nominated for Grammy awards,” said Dan Boner, associate professor and director of Bluegrass, Old Time and Country Music Studies. “Each nominee demonstrates the highest quality of what ETSU affords its students. We are all very proud of them.” “We are incredibly proud of our Grammy award-nominated faculty and alumni,” added Dr. Matthew Potterton, associate professor and chair of the ETSU Department of Music and director of choral and vocal activities. “For those wanting to learn from the best in their field, ETSU is the place to study.” The 2018 Grammy Awards will be presented on Jan. 28.

"Is There a Santa Claus?" reprinted from the September 21, 1897, of The New York Sun.

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We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of The Sun:

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I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, "If you see it in The Sun, it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus? Virginia O'Hanlon 115 West Ninety Fifth Street

irginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished. Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world. You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding. No Santa Claus! Thank God! He lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

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Yes, Virginia.....

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Newest LOVEWORK Unveiled In Southwest Virginia

Visitors encouraged to take pictures and share on social media with #LOVEVA and #SWVA

he Friends of Southwest Virginia unveiled a life-sized LOVE artwork today alongside brand new SWVA letters, now on display at Heartwood: Southwest Virginia’s Artisan Gateway in Abingdon, VA. As a 29,000-square-foot destination center representing all 19 counties and four cities in Southwest Virginia, this cultural and heritage center introduces a different side of Virginia to residents and visitors alike. Created as part of a state and local partnership to promote travel and tourism, the artwork is an extension of the 48-year-old "Virginia is for Lovers" brand, and one of more than 65 giant LOVE letter artworks, called LOVEworks, in towns and cities across the Commonwealth. "Virginia is for Lovers is about doing the things you love to do on vacation with the people you love most," said Rita McClenny, president and CEO of the Virginia Tourism Corporation. "The new LOVEwork in Southwest Virginia at Heartwood captures that idea perfectly, and gives you an authentic sense of place as it showcases a vibrant culture of music, craft and stunning natural beauty. We are excited that Heartwood will help us share the LOVE with travelers, helping them to discover for themselves why Virginia is for Lovers.” Each LOVE installation is a reflection of the community in which it stands, and the Southwest Virginia LOVEwork on display at Heartwood: Southwest Virginia’s Artisan Gateway is no exception. Friends of Southwest Virginia prides itself on helping localities, businesses, individuals, artists, nonprofits and entrepreneurs mobilize and succeed. The design and installation were done by a local Southwest Virginia small business, Appalachian Reclaimed. Constructed and sourced by local materials, this sculpture spreads the LOVE and introduces residents and visitors to Southwest Virginia. Owner of Appalachian Reclaimed, Bristol native and ‘Round the Mountain artisan, Hunter Dannhardt refurbishes and creates works-of-art. Appalachian Reclaimed created the LOVE artwork in front of the Southwest Virginia destination center, as well as the enhancements to newly opened Southwest Virginia Mountain Brew Bar, located inside of Heartwood in Abingdon, VA. The Mountain Brew Bar, serving local brews (coffee, wine and beer), stemmed from the launch of the Southwest Virginia Mountain Brew Trail in August of 2017. The trail showcases the 24+ breweries throughout the 19 county and four city region. You can expect a vibrant atmosphere, local food and music throughout the week at the Mountain Brew Bar. Stop in on Saturdays for specials and a showcase of Southwest Virginia’s brew scene.

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“The December 7th ribbon cuttings, in partnership with Virginia Tourism, further emphasize the importance of Heartwood as a destination center for Southwest Virginia and to aid in the exploration of each community within Southwest Virginia,” said Chris Cannon, Executive Director of the Southwest Virginia Cultural Heritage Foundation and Friends of Southwest Virginia. “Heartwood has served as a regional economic development opportunity since its opening in 2010. We are enthusiastic for residents and visitors to come experience the changes at Heartwood and take their photo with a piece of Southwest Virginia in our newly installed LOVE artwork.” Visitors to Heartwood and Southwest Virginia mean business – tourism impact through jobs and new tax revenues in rural Virginia. Southwest Virginia is a region of spectacular views and rich natural resources, time spent in Southwest Virginia adds up to something much more than a simple getaway. Tourism is an instant revenue generator for Virginia. In 2016, tourism generated $24 billion in revenue, supported 230,000 jobs and provided $1.7 billion in state and local taxes for the Commonwealth. Visitors to the Southwest Virginia LOVEwork are encouraged to take pictures with it and share them on Facebook at Facebook.com/VirginiaisforLovers and on Instagram and Twitter, using the hashtag #LOVEVA and #SWVA. A full list of LOVEworks can be found at Virginia.org/LOVE

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hardness test while learning about Mohs Hardness Scale. Finally, make your very own pet rock! A healthy snack is included. Advanced Registration by Wednesday, January 3rd: $10 for members, $13 for non-members. Registration at the door: $13 for members, $16 for non-members. Ages 5-13. To register, email reservations@ handsonmuseum.org or call 423-434-4263 ext 808. To ensure a fun, effective, and consistent workshop experience, parents/guardians may not be present in the workshop.

Through Sunday, January 14th - Curious Coal

Tuesday, January 16th - Sunday, February 18th Be Miocene!

Our love of fossils will never go extinct, and we hope yours won't Celebrate Miner's Day by learning about the link between coal either! Join us and discover why we love the fossil specimens found and fossils. Get an up close and personal look by examining right here in our "backyard" and why they have a special place in coal specimens and core samples. Programs announced our hearts. Programs announced periodically throughout each day. periodically throughout each day. If you have any questions on these or other programs, please call (423) 439-3662. Hours Tuesday-Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday 10am5pm, and Sunday 1pm-5pm. Mondays 9am-5pm, March, June, July, Saturday, January 6th, 9:30 am-noon August only. Admission fees apply. All programs and activities are Old Rock Day Workshop We are going to "rock" your world with some fun in honor of subject to change without notice. Old Rock Day! Discover exactly what the difference is between Geology and Paleontology. Explore the differences between rocks and minerals, and then try out a rock and mineral

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Through Sunday, January 21st - Drinking Straw Science

Join us for some fun and silly drinking straw science experiments in honor of Drinking Straw Day! Uncover the hidden science of straws with a floating ball game, make a straw "flute", and try out the double straw challenge. The Eastman Discovery Lab will be open by announcement periodically throughout each day.

Monday, January 8th, 4:00-6:00pm - Sensory Night

The event is designed for children with sensory integration needs and their immediate family. Lighting and sound are adjusted as well as many other environmental elements. The Museum will be closed to the public during this event and registration is required. Sensory Nights are free. Early registration is recommended because spaces are limited. To register, please call (423) 434-4263 x. 800.

Wednesday, January 17th - Kid Inventors Day

Our feature exhibit, Make It. Take It. will be open today especially for Kid Inventors Day. Join us to tinker, make, craft, build, design, learn, and DIY with our array of materials. We provide the materials and tools, you provide the inspiration, creativity, and fun! We will have extra "challenges" throughout the day to test your ingenuity and skill!

Tuesday, January 23rd - Sunday, February 25th - For the Love of Science

We may not have a special formula for the science of relationships, but we do have the formula for some fun experiments to help celebrate Valentine's Day. You won't believe your eyes with our optical illusion heart, learn about solubility while creating a Sharpie tie dye valentine, and enjoy a show of dancing, bobbing conversation heart candies. The Eastman Discovery Lab will be open by announcement periodically throughout each day. If you have any questions on these or other programs, please call (423) 434-HAND. Hours Tuesday-Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday 9am-6pm, and Sunday 1pm-5pm. Mondays 9am-5pm, March, June, July, August only. Admission fees apply. All programs and activities are subject to change without notice.

Bridal Guide

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Coming January 9th Call 423-283-4324 Would you know what to do if you were dropped in the middle of the woods, desert or mountains?

or most people, the answer is no, but Bays Mountain Park’s Outdoor Survival Basics series is your opportunity to learn how to adapt to the rough conditions of the outdoors for free! The following survival classes will be held in the Discovery Theater at Bays Mountain Park from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00 p.m.

• December 23rd

“What To Take Hiking?” • December 30th

“Outdoor Survival Basics” These free classes will cover the techniques a person should use in a dangerous situation to save themselves or others. The skills being discussed are meant to help someone who is lost by providing knowledge of the necessities for human life. This includes water, food and shelter, as well as the need to think straight, signal for help, navigate safely, avoid unpleasant interactions with animals and plants, and for first aid. There is no charge to participate in the series, and participants can complete as many classes as they would like. Participants who attend all five classes will receive a certificate of completion. For more information please call 423-229-9447.

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90th anniversary of the now universally renowned Bristol Sessions, a Jubilee album has been created using artists from NE Tennessee and SW Virginia. About a year ago calls went out for submissions of new, original, unreleased songs. Whether through a submission or an open audition, 50 artists contributed 65 songs. Only 12 were selected for this first release. Even Dolly Parton had to submit a tune with no guarantee it would make the final cut – it did! Friday night at the Brewery there will be a public listening party for this album. It is also a songwriter’s showcase featuring Jamen Denton, Logan Fritz and Adam Bolt. It promises to be an evening filled with great entertainment, and there is no cover charge. The public is invited to come enjoy the music from the album as well as additional delights from the songwriters.

By Paul Kavanaugh

I had the privilege of attending a preview 13 Thursday night at the Brewery. I can honestly say that I was blown away by the type and quality of the recordings – as was everyone else in attendance. I guarantee you will not be disappointed. There will be some limitededition albums available during the event, records that are sure to become collector items. Check out the list of the 12 performers on this new and original release: Isaac and Laura Mainer Carson Peters and Iron Mountain Julie Williams featuring The Fiddle Scene Dolly Parton Mary Munsey Richie Owens & The Farm Bureau Bone Feather Virginia Ground featuring Dave Eggar Tuatha Dea Moose Roberts and th’ MonkeePaws Fritz & Co. 49 Winchester

What a lineup! I told you to prepare to get wowed. See you there.

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Public Listening Party Friday, Dec. 22nd at Prepare to get wowed! Holston River Brewing Company his is a heck of a story. To celebrate the

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Carter Railroad Museum Heritage Day Celebrates colorful past

Colorful railroads symbolizing a simpler time will be celebrated during Heritage Day on Saturday, Dec. 30 at East Tennessee State University’s George L. Carter Railroad Museum.

uring the 1940-1970 era, as diesel power rapidly gained acceptance, each railroad company had its own signature identity that came across through colorful paint schemes, unique fonts and memorable slogans. The mighty Santa Fe and New York Central lines, as well as smaller regional carriers like the Interstate and the Central of Georgia each had trains that were instantly recognizable. Then, consolidation efforts began and rapidly accelerated following the introduction of Amtrak and the large Penn Central and Burlington Northern integrations. “The term ‘Fallan Flags’ is actually thought to be dated to 1964, when the N&W took over the Wabash, whose slogan had been ‘follow the flag,’” notes Geoff Stunkard, Heritage Day coordinator. “The term came to represent the nostalgia of an industry that underwent much upheaval. Those of us who are fans of railroading enjoy the sense of a simpler era when these companies operated independently, though there was no other choice to solve the issues facing the lines beyond their consolidation.” During Heritage Day, volunteers from the Mountain Empire Model Railroad club (MEMRR) will be operating the museum’s 24x44 foot HO scale layout. Trains will be running on the N scale and HOn3 dioramas as well. Located in the Campus Center Building at ETSU, the Carter Railroad Museum is open Saturdays from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., and includes model railroad layouts, a children's activity room, and ongoing programs. Heritage Day is held the last Saturday of each month. There is no admission fee, but donations are welcome. The museum is also seeking artifacts for display, including the newest addition dedicated to the 'Tweetsie' line, the East Tennessee & Western North Carolina Railroad, which will be open for guided tours during event days. In addition to the displays, there is a growing research library, and an oral history archive being established as part of the museum's programs. For more information, visit www.etsu.edu/railroad. Members of the George L. Carter Chapter of the National Railway Historical Society and MEMRR coordinate the exhibits. For more information, visit www.memrr.org or www.glcarternrhs.com. The museum can be identified by a flashing railroad-crossing signal at the back entrance to the Campus Center Building. Visitors should enter ETSU’s campus from State of Franklin Road onto Jack Vest Drive and continue east to 176 Ross Drive, adjacent to the flashing RR crossing sign. For more information about Heritage Day, contact Dr. Fred Alsop at 423-439-6838 or alsopf@etsu.edu. For disability accommodations, call the ETSU Office of Disability Services at 423-439-8346.

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oin PUSH! Film Festival for an encore screening of the 2017 PUSH! Film Festival Best Feature Film Forgive–Don’t Forget on Thursday, December 21 at 6:00 p.m. at the Birthplace of Country Music Museum. The evening will begin with a welcome and cocktails at 6:00 p.m., followed by the film screening at 7:00 p.m. Afterwards filmmaker Brad Bennett will be present for a Q&A and a reception. This event is free and open to the public; however, due to limited seating, an RSVP is required. RSVP at tinyurl.com/y7yr683j

About Forgive–Don’t Forget (documentary) At its core, Forgive–Don’t Forget is about the connection between two very different cultures and the importance of remembrance. When Japan surrendered to the U.S. at the end of World War II, numerous Japanese swords were confiscated and taken back to the States. The Japanese sword, while once a symbol of wartime aggression, is also deeply embedded in Japan’s rich history and spiritual heritage. In order to better understand the past and build a bridge between cultures in the present, an American filmmaker attempts to return one of these surrendered swords to its original owner.

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Encore Screening "Forgive-Don't Forget"

For many, acid reflux is frequently associated with indigestion, heartburn and bloating. Especially during the holidays, eating too much and overindulging in sugar, caffeine and alcohol can easily exacerbate these common symptoms of acid reflux.

very Child deserves to wake up on Christmas morning to a gift under the tree, a stocking hung with a care and food on the table. Secret Santa Project helps provide local families with just that. We Share each families story with the possible donors so they can pick who they like to adopt (like angel tree). We hope to give each child or Teenager gifts and clothing, the family gets a meal, a blessing bag and we ask each family for one wish. These wishes range from new sheets to new tires or a Christmas tree. We then hold a Party for the families where the children can enjoy time with Santa, crafts, refreshments and more, while our volunteers help Mom, Dad, or sometimes Grandparents get the gifts to the car. If you need help please email us at seasonsofhopetn@gmail.com to make a appointment. Volunteers please contact Seasonsofhopetn. vp@gmail.com. To donate email us at seasonsofhopetn@gmail.com. Secret Santa Project is hosted by Seasons of Hope, Inc.

PUSH! Film Festival

Friday, December 22 • 6 PM Rose Hill Weddings 223 E Market St Johnson City

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A Space Ghost Christmas

This week, in a very special Batteries Not Included, I want to talk about a very special TV special from the mid 1990s. The—to me yearly required and traditional—Christmas TV special “A Space Ghost Christmas.” The special is something of a rarity, having aired only a few times in the 1990s, and never released in full on home video. Yours truly recorded the special on VHS when it first aired on Cartoon Network in 1994. Come with me as I take us to back that golden time.

Batteries Not Included

By Andy Ross aross@ theloaferonline.com

The 1990s may not have been golden age of TV, but I will argue that it was the golden age of cable TV. New channels sprouting up like weeds, all needing unique content, all hiring wonderfully creative people to make said content. Cartoon Network found a hit from the most unlikely of concepts. A fifteen minute late night talk show, reprising footage from the Hanna-Barbera 60s sci-fi superhero show “Space Ghost.” This old footage lifted from a series only remembered by Baby Boomers was combined with new animation and live action interviews with popular guests of the day to create “Space Ghost Coast to Coast.” The series aired every Friday night at 11:00, ganging a wide audience of viewers from kids who weren’t quite sure what was going on but still found it very funny (me) and college students up late looking for bizarre entertainments. The success of “Space Ghost Coast to Coast” was wide and influential. The networks’ late night Adult Swim line of programing was spun off from the show, as was the more kid friendly series “Cartoon Planet” and “The Brak Show” a show with one of Space Ghost’s villains. Transformed in the ‘90s from a force of evil, to a hapless kind of lovable kid. The concept of using old H-B cartoons for comedy was taken again with the series “Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law” & “Sealab 2021.” In the middle of the first season of “Space Ghost Coast to Coast” came “A Space Ghost Christmas.” An hour long special that was little more than a wraparound show for three episodes of the series. Part of the premise of “Space Ghost Coast to Coast” was that Space Ghost had jailed two his arch enemies and forced them to work on his talk show. Making Zorak, a talking mantis in a snappy vest his bandleader. Plus making Moltar—who I think was made of lava in a special suit? Never really got that cleared up for myself— his director. The show, rather quickly, morphed from an animated talk show, to a showcase for weird humor, TV send ups, and Moltar and Zorak constantly making of the very square Space Ghost.

The second of the three episodes that have the seasonal wraparounds is one of my favorite of the series. “Batmantis” in which Space Ghost interviews the cast of the ‘60s Batman TV series, while Moltar has been kidnapped by a villain known only as “Your Mother.” Zorak becomes Batmantis to help save Moltar, and what follows is one of the most delightfully bizarre and funny 15 minutes to have ever aired on American TV. In the episode, Space Ghost finds that when he shoots a ray from his power bands, a word appears on screen much like the “Pow” and “Bam” effects on the Batman series. Zorak asks Space Ghost to “shoot a proper noun!” and in an action bubble “Kenny Rogers” appears. The highlight of those wraparounds that make up “A Space Ghost Christmas” are the warped takes on beloved Christmas carols. Zorak convincing Space Ghost that “Deck The Halls” does not have “fala-la-la-la” but “gabba gabba hey” instead. “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” is turned into the VERY inclusive “We Wish You a Happy Birthday (And a Nice Halloween)” But the gem of these is when Space Ghost’s most evil villains—the Council of Doom—appear to sing The 12 Days of Christmas. Only getting to day five before Space Ghost cuts them off. The five days being “Leonard Nimoy Sings, Four Quesadillas, Three Reruns of ‘What’s Happening,’ 2 + 8 is 10, and ‘Hi, My name is Brak’.” It’s magical. Legal issues have kept the entire special from being released in full on home video, and it’s been at least 20 years since it aired on TV. My copy has been archived a few times over the years. Transferring the precious VHS to DVD, then a digital copy for my iPad. It’s not truly Christmas for me until I watch “A Space Ghost Christmas.” It fills me with a warmth from head to toe, and reminds me how lucky my formative years happened during one of the most creatively rich periods for TV in this country. I wish you a happy birthday, and I’ll see you next week.

The date of the third annual Grains and Grits event, a festival of Southern spirits and gourmet grub, has been set for November 3, 2018.

his event will bring together whiskey lovers, distillers and culinary enthusiasts from across the country to celebrate the culture of whiskey, spirits and distilling in Tennessee. Set in Townsend, Tennessee, on the Peaceful Side of the Smoky Mountains, the festival is sure to appeal to a wide variety of spirit and food aficionados. This announcement comes just after the 2017 Grains and Grits Festival, arranged and hosted by the Tennessee Distillers Guild and the Smoky Mountain Tourism Development Authority, on November 4. This year’s event was the second occurance of the festival and served as the East Tennessee celebration of the new Tennessee Whiskey Trail, a 26-stop distillery tour across the state of Tennessee organized by the Tennessee Distillers Guild. All 26 distilleries gathered for the celebration at the Townsend Visitors’ Center and met over 700 fans, whiskey enthusiasts, spirit novices and foodies.

The 2017 festival showcased Tennessee whiskey legends, such as Jack Daniel Distillery in Lynchburg and George Dickel Distillery in Tullahoma, as well as craft distilleries like Old Forge Distillery in Pigeon Forge, Old Glory Distilling Co. in Clarksville and H Clark Distillery in Thompson’s Station. Grains and Grits 2017 was a huge success, and we’re so glad it could be hosted in the Peaceful Side of the Smokies,” said Kim Mitchell, director of tourism at STMDA. “Next year’s festival is sure to feature similar names to this year, but we’re excited to start making plans for an even bigger and better event. More details about next year’s Grains and Grits Festival will be available later in 2018 via the event’s website GrainsAndGritsFest.com. More information about The Peaceful Side of the Smokies, where to stay, where to eat and what to do can be found at SmokyMountains.org. For more information about the Tennessee Whiskey Trail, visit TNWhiskeyTrail.com.

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Spotlight - TUESDAY - December 19th -

- THURSDAY - December 21st -

If you or your band are playing in the upcoming week and would like to be in The Spotlight, call in advance to (423) 283-4324 or go online to: theloaferonline.com. Due to last minute cancellations or changes, please call the location to confirm.

- SATURDAY - December 23rd -

Mark Larkins Johnson City Mall

Rusty Steel Acoustic Woodstone Deli

Asylum Suite Wild Wing Cafe

Downtown Country Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria

Donny and the Dry Heavers Model City Tap House

Love Unit / Doctor Ocular / Deja Fuze Capone’s

Stemwinder Band Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill - WEDNESDAY - December 20th -

Jason Ellis Wild Wing Cafe Open Mic The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room

- FRIDAY - December 22nd -

Wyldeheart Wild Wing Cafe Archaic Knowledge / The Pythia Badmouth Molly Capone’s

Nerve Endings The Hideaway

Jason Lloyd O’Mainnin’s Pub

Rylee Peters and The Diamonds Blackbird Bakery

The Honey Badgers Holston River Brewing Company

Mal Cooper Acoustic Coffeehouse

Marcus Boyd Band Quaker Steak & Lube

Shooter Band Hansonville Music Barn

Railway Express CJ’s Sports Bar

Phoenix Band Country Music Palace

Whiskey Diablo O’Mainnin’s Pub

Southern 76 David Thompson’s Produce

Charles Walker Acoustic Coffeehouse

Mark Schimick Sleepy Owl Brewery

Live Music Bone Fire Smokehouse

Bulls Eye Band Buffalo Ruritan

Jet Black Audio Woodstone Deli

Live Music Bone Fire Smokehouse

1927 Jubilee Album Release Holston River Brewing Company

Botcher Bash 11 Woodstone Deli

The Vacancy Wild Wing Cafe Bella Raye Blackbird Bakery Mark Schimick The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room Laura Thurston O’Mainnin’s Pub Acoustic Jam Session Acoustic Coffeehouse Live Music Bone Fire Smokehouse

- TUESDAY - December 26th -

Downtown Country Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria

Nightshift Band Smyth County Moose Railway Express Kingsport Eagles

Jam w/ Jason Decristofaro Wellington’s Restaurant

The Tides Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill

Alter’d State CJ’s Sports Bar

Sulphur Springs String Dippers Sleepy Owl Brewery

- THURSDAY - December 21st -

- SATURDAY - December 23rd -

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Rock's Wood Fired Pizza & Grill Tuesday, Dec. 19th

Charles Walker Acoustic Coffeehouse Friday, Dec. 22nd

Alter'd Sate CJ's Sports Bar Saturday, Dec. 23rd

Country Club Bar & Grill 3080 W State St Bristol 423-844-0400

Model City Tap House 324 E Market St. Kingsport 423-765-0875

Bear's Bar 4460 Highway 421 Bristol TN 423-502-1975

Holiday Inn (Exit 7) 3005 Linden Dr. Bristol VA 276-466-4100

Quaker Steak & Lube 629 State St. Bristol VA 276-644-9464

Bone Fire Smokehouse at the Hardware 260 W Main St Abingdon VA 276-623-0037

Holston River Brewing Company 2623 Volunteer Pkwy Bristol TN

Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill 3119 Bristol Hwy. Johnson City 423-262-0444

CJ’S Sports Bar 516 Morelock St. Kingsport 423-390-1361

Lakeview Marina 474 Lakeside Dock Drive Kingsport

TUESDAY

Karaoke w/ Crossroads & Josh Blevins at Dawg House Tavern Family Night Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke w/ Marques at The Cave Karaoke at Numan’s ***********************

WEDNESDAY

Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at American Legion Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke w/ DJ Brad & Top Shelf Entertainment at Quaker Steak & Lube

Sonny’s Marina & Café 109 One Street Gray, TN 423-282-9440

FRIDAY

Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Karaoke w/ Reverb Karaoke at The Cottage Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Moe’s Original BBQ Karaoke w/ Toddzilla at Sportsmans Pub Karaoke w/ DJ Brad & Top Shelf Entertainment at BoBo’s - Damascus VA Karaoke at Elizabethton VFW

Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Smokey Bones - Johnson City TN

Karaoke w/ DJ Marquez & Top Shelf Entertainment at Holiday Inn (Exit 7) - Bristol VA

Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN ***********************

Karaoke at Numan’s ***********************

THURSDAY

Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport

SATURDAY

Karaoke at The Horseshoe Lounge

Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar

Karaoke w/ Toddzilla at Sportsmans Pub

Karaoke at Numan’s

Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge

Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at New Beginning’s

Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN

Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzaria ***********************

Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport

Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at Sportsman’s Bar & Grill

Karaoke at Numan’s ***********************

FRIDAY

Karaoke w/ Shane Rouse at Bear’s Bar

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KARAOKE

Acoustic Coffeehouse 415 W Walnut St. Johnson City 423-434-9872

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Art and Culture

Is a Lifelong Pursuit for Local Artist

rom an early age, Janet Browning knew she wanted to pursue art as a career. “I was always encouraged by my family. I remember my first ‘portraits’. They would be of my family around the Thanksgiving table when I was four years old. My family made a big deal of them. It was so encouraging, so I continued to take art throughout grade school.” Browning, who teaches several classes at the McKinney Center, including charcoal portraits and beading, did not stop her pursuit of perfecting her art in grade school. In high school, she had an art teacher, Paul Rupert, who realized Janet’s talent. He allowed her to work separately from the rest of the art class, introducing her to more complicated medias and methods. “When I saw the effort he was making to help me become a better artist, it led me to pursue the arts as a living.” In college, Browning majored in figure drawing as well as oil painting and received her degree in Art and Education from East Tennessee State University. She also spent time at the Art Students League in New York City. After her studies, she taught art in the public school system for seven years, before founding ArtSmart Inc., which is an after-school art enrichment program that later became KidSmart. This program operated in eight states and employed over one hundred teaching artists. “This program was able to reach so many more students than I would have ever been able to reach in just one school. The

program allowed me to share my love and appreciation of art to a much wider group of people.” Browning says of her impactful program. Browning also owns and operates Hands Around the World, a store on Jonesborough’s historic Main Street that sells art from around the world that Browning purchases during several trips each year. “My other love is travel, where I get to discover more about the cultures of the world, especially traditional ones.” She says she has always been interested in peopletheir culture, their lives, their faces- and Hands Around the World helps her share the art from these cultures with people in this community. Tying off the last thread to a necklace she has just completed while sitting in her shop, surrounded by artwork she has brought back from Ecuador and Nepal, she looks up and smiles. “The best is when I get to mix both my love of travel and my love of art.” Browning brings her experiences of art, travel, and culture to the McKinney Center this spring, where she will teach classes in portraiture and beading. Registration is now open for these classes, with an early bird discount of $10 per class through December 21. For more information about Janet Browning’s classes, contact Theresa Hammons at theresah@jonesboroughtn.org. To see the full spring catalog, visit jonesboroughtn.org.

he late night finds Orion the Hunter beginning his dominance of the celestial realm with his canine companions Canis Major and Minor. And the crescent Moon will be waxing in the early evening hustle and bustle of the Christmas season. Behold the beauty of the Universe as you safely celebrate the holidays.

Tuesday, December 19 For that two brief hours of deep twilight and early evening, the Milky Way is visible standing straight up in the west between Vega, in Lyra the Harp, and Altair, in Aquila the Eagle. It an interesting part of the sky as seen through any binoculars. Wednesday, December 20 On this 1978 date in space history, the Soviet Union’s Venera 12 spacecraft landed on Venus. The lens caps on both cameras failed to come off, a design flaw, so there were no photos. But other data on the atmosphere, soil composition and electrical energy were successfully transmitted for almost two hours before the vehicle failed under the crushing atmosphere and 900 F. degree surface temperature. Thursday, December 21 Winter Solstice at 11:20 am when the Sun stands over the Tropic of Capricorn. On this 1968 date in space history, the world was excited as the world’s most powerful rocket, Saturn V, blasted off Cape Kennedy, Florida with Apollo 8 atop and three astronauts bound for an orbital mission to the Moon, 240,000 miles away. Friday, December 22 While this is the first full day of Winter, don’t forget our friends “down under” in Australia, Africa and South America are enjoying their first day

of Summer. The difference is Earth’s Southern Hemisphere is tilted 24.5 degrees toward the Sun making the solar rays more direct and hotter. Our northern half is tilted away, and the sunlight is slanted more and not as warm. Saturday, December 23 The night sky can be a sanctuary of structure and sanity from the craziness of holiday shopping. Taurus, Auriga, Orion and Gemini are rising in the east, adding some brilliant “bling” in the sky. And the morning sky has brilliant Jupiter, fainter Mars and the star Spica, all rising before the Sun in the constellation Virgo. Sunday, December 24 On this 1978 date in space history, the Soviet Union landed Venera 11 on Venus. Its twin spacecraft Venera 12 landed Dec. 20, and both transmitted lots of data for a few hours. But a faulty design on a lens cap for the spacecraft cameras left them stuck and no photos could be taken. Recent NASA landers on Mars had clear lens covers in case they didn’t pop off. Monday, December 25 Christmas Day. Born on this day in 1642 is one of the world’s quintessential geniuses, Isaac Newton. Two little known facts about Newton, he pursued alchemy in the quest to make gold, and was a scholar of the Bible. First Quarter Moon will be Tuesday, Dec. 26.

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THIS WEEK

SKIES

Celestial events in the skies for the week of Dec. 19 - 25, 2017 as compiled for The Loafer by Mark D. Marquette.

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A Walk In The Park

When taking a walk through Founders Park, stop and measure the water level!

n ETSU researcher is asking visitors to Johnson City’s Founders Park to take a moment to help her with a project. Folks taking a walk through the park are encouraged to stop when they reach the bridge across Brush Creek, read the water level on a staff gauge – which looks like a giant ruler extending from the water up the side of the bridge abutment – and text their findings to Dr. Ingrid Luffman, assistant professor in the ETSU Department of Geosciences, at a special number provided on an instruction sign at the site. Using a student-developed system, the time-stamped water depth data texted to that number will be downloaded into the database program Microsoft Access. From there, it will be converted to an Excel spreadsheet to be analyzed, along with precipitation and other weather-related data collected in the department. The purpose, Luffman says, is to see how Brush Creek responds to rainfall events, as well as to educate members of the community on the creek’s ecology. “This is a citizen science project,” she explains. “The overall goal is to engage the community in science data collection and raise awareness of flooding in Brush Creek. We also want to connect ETSU and the Geosciences Department with the community. There’s a lot of work we do with the community, but this can broaden the number of people we get in contact with.” Luffman describes Brush Creek as a “flashy stream,” one that is prone to the quick reaction to rainfall known as flash flooding. This, she says, is because of the shape of the watershed, with high relief and steep slopes that drain water quickly, along with prevalent “impervious surfaces,” such as parking lots, which do not absorb water but allow it to run off into storm drains, and from there into the stream.

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It's the season for candy canes, gift exchanges, festive meals, decking the halls with boughs of holly, church pageants, and holiday themed films. Among several new holiday themed films to hit theaters is the computer-animated "The Star", a story of the events around the birth of Jesus Christ.

T Pop Life

By Ken Silvers ksilvers@ theloaferonline.com

(Rated PG) 4 Stars (out of 4)

he story begins with Mary being visited by an angel telling her she will bear the Messiah, which is overheard by a mouse she was sharing a bite of food with. The mouse shares the information with other animals just as a star begins glowing brightly in the night. The film then flashes forward 6 months with the introduction of a young donkey who is unhappy with this job of milling wheat. He longs to leave his job and join a royal caravan, but he knows the task will be difficult. Eventually, thanks to help from the elder donkey who helps him mill wheat, he escapes and heads out, along with his dove friend Dave, to find the caravan. However, due to injuring his ankle, he ends up at the house of Mary and Joseph, where Mary names him Boaz, Bo for short, and helps nurse him back to health. During this time King Herod has gotten wind of the pending birth of the Messiah, and intends to stop the "new King" from being born. Herod sends a solider, along with two dogs, after Mary and Joseph, who have left for Bethlehem due to a census. Bo is left behind and discovers the solider is in pursuit of his new family, and begins the trek to warn Mary and Joseph. Along with Dave, the two begin the perilous journey, and pick up a sheep friend, named Ruth, along the way. Eventually the animals catch up to Mary and Joseph and make the final leg of the journey with them. However, the solider and his fierce dogs are still hot on tail of the travelers, but thanks to help from various animal friends and eventual hero Bo, are not able to catch Mary and Joseph. Bo also happens to be the donkey that carries Mary the final few miles into Bethlehem. The animals in the manager where Mary and Joseph ended up are soon introduced to the baby Jesus, and the course of mankind is forever changed. The film also features the shepherds and the three wise men as we know from the story. I know kids will love the films talking animals and will come to really love Bo, as he leaves his selfish desires behind to help Mary and Joseph. The film also has several lessons for kids including never giving up, and thinking of others first. The animation is beautiful and is a great family film, especially for those with wee ones. The film features the vocal talents of Tyler Perry, Steven Yeun, Kelly Clarkson, Kris Kristofferson, Mariah Carey, Ving Rhames, and Christopher Plummer, among others. Mariah Carey's song "The Star" has been nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Original Song, and I can see why as the song is truly beautiful and moving. "The Star" will leave you with a warm and hopeful feeling in these challenging times, and is a wonderful way to celebrate the Christmas season.

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A Smoky Mountain Christmas The holiday season has arrived in East Tennessee! Christmas lights adorn almost every house in the neighborhood. Kids line up to see Santa Claus at the mall.

Appalachian Wanderers

By Jason & Daniel Worley jdworley@ theloaferonline.com

he sounds of bell ringers float across grocery store parking lots. Gifts are piled underneath the Christmas tree, or they’re stuffed in a closet until Santa can deliver them on Christmas Eve. The first snow of the season has already come and gone, kindling hope for the rare phenomenon of a white Christmas. Another East Tennessee tradition is already in full swing at Dollywood in Pigeon Forge. Smoky Mountain Christmas sees the park completely transformed as millions of lights cover everything in sight. Special entertainment, food, and music all serve to make this our favorite time of year at the park. The festivities have also found their way over to Dollywood’s Dreammore Resort, where a massive Christmas tree greets visitors as they first arrive in the lobby. Dreammore opened three years ago, and in that time we have only visited once before. This past week we stopped by for a one-night stay so we could enjoy everything the resort and Dollywood have to offer during the holidays. Stunningly beautiful any time of the year, Dreammore is transformed as lights, evergreen boughs, and other festive decorations adorn the lobby areas. Christmas trees surround the closed outdoor pool, with light displays synchronized to favorite holiday hits playing several times throughout the evening. We only wish that the decorations weren’t limited to the common areas, as they would

really add a spark to the guest rooms. (There is the option to purchase a Christmas package that will ensure a Christmas tree is placed in your room, but we didn’t know of this until after checking out.) While the main pool area and outdoor hot tubs are closed until summer, there is still so much to do at Dreammore during the Christmas season. The large indoor pool is open every day and staffed with a full-time lifeguard. Kids can have fun making crafts at the Camp Dollywood activities area, or stop by the game room for some arcade fun. Santa’s elves show up in the lobby each evening to lead holiday workshops by the warm fireplace; kids can make gingerbread men or write letters to Santa, among other activities. Adults need to swing by the spa, which has several holiday-themed packages available. The Song and Hearth restaurant is set to have special dinners on Christmas Eve as well as Christmas Day. Saturdays sees Saint Nick himself show up to host a special breakfast the entire family can attend. Close out the day with S’mores by the fireplace as you listen to a master storyteller, or enjoy the serenade of holiday hits played live on the lobby grand piano.

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C is for Camp Ruff-N-More

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Luffman noted that the city of Johnson City developed Founders Park, as well as the nearby King Commons area, to mitigate the adverse effects of frequent Brush Creek flooding in downtown Johnson City. These areas were designed not only to accommodate the extra water resulting from heavy rainfall, but also to create community spaces to be used for events and gatherings, fitness activities and other purposes. “What these two projects have done is replace concrete with grass, reducing impervious surfaces, and provide a larger channel to carry more water away from the city,” she explains. “The amphitheater will provide additional storage of those floodwaters. If you look at the design of Founders Park from an elevation perspective, you see that as the water level rises, the channel gets wider, and then if it overflows onto the sidewalks, you have a bank or retaining wall on one side, where there are plantings, and a grassy field on the other side where flood waters can spread out and infiltrate. It looks pretty, but it also provides for flood protection. “So my goal for this project is to engage the community that uses Founders Park to get an understanding of the flooding from a historical perspective and a scientific perspective, too. Anybody can do science.” Luffman plans to continue the project as long as there is public interest, but suspects that as the technology becomes outdated, interest may wane. She plans to host more public educational events at Founders Park to help keep visitors to the park interested, such as a recent Brush Creek “data blast” event, where citizens measured water quality parameters. It also included a presentation on the city’s flood mitigation efforts by Will Tollefson, an adjunct faculty member in the Department of Geosciences. And she hopes that frequent visitors to the park will be willing to text water measurements each time they stop by, and not think that “once is enough.” “The more data we get, the better,” she said. “This is a partnership between the Department of Geosciences, the Johnson City Public Works Department and the Boone Watershed Partnership. We’re getting data that will be useful to the city.” Luffman is actively involving undergraduate student researchers in this project. The text data collection method was designed by Wesley Vaughan before he graduated in May 2017 with his bachelor’s degree in geology. Geosciences major Victoria Anderson, who plans to graduate in May 2018, has assisted in data collection and public activities, and also gave a presentation on the project in November at the Southeast Division of the American Association of Geographers Conference in Starkville, Mississippi. For more information, contact Luffman at 423-439-7551 or luffman@ etsu.edu.

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ahead of time to see which shows are open, as several have been canceled due to illness of the cast members. As night comes, the park’s four million lights transform the park into a magical winter wonderland. Families can head to Craftsmans Valley to meet Rudolf and friends at Holly Jolly Junction. Get a picture with Bumble, play some reindeer games, or decorate cookies to take home. Across the park in Country Fair, Santa has set up shop next to the Ferris wheel at Santa Land. He’ll be taking photos until December 23rd, then he has to return to the North Pole to get ready for Christmas. Be sure to stick around for the highlight of the holiday celebrations: The Parade of Many Colors. Brightly-lit floats roll down Showstreet and through Adventures in Imagination as they are accompanied by a cast of lively characters. Don’t forget to grab some holiday-inspired treats before leaving. We love the wassail, hot chocolate, and gingerbread cookies the most, but there’s sure to be something for anyone’s tastes. If you plan on visiting, make those plans soon! Dollywood’s Smoky Mountain Christmas will only be around for two more weeks, as the park closes for the season on January third.

Discounts available with ticket stub day of performance

When you’re ready to head over to Dollywood, don’t forget the benefits of staying at the resort! Stop by the concierge to pick up free Timesaver passes; these will let you skip ride lines, or get the best seats in the Christmas shows. If you don’t feel like parking in the park’s massive lot, board the Dreammore Trolley just outside the front door. You’ll disembark at the preferred parking entrance in less than five minutes and be ready to start your day of fun. Apart from the lights, our favorite part of Smoky Mountain Christmas is the wonderful shows. This year is no exception, so we headed first to see It’s a Wonderful Life. The show was amazing, thanks in part to us getting front row seats thanks to our Timesaver passes. The musical brings the story of George and Bedford Falls to life in song and synchronized dance. Appalachian Christmas is held in the outdoor Back Porch Theater and features new and old Christmas tunes in bluegrass form. The renowned Kingdom Heirs gospel quartet sing carols throughout the day in Pines Theater. A cappella lovers will want to catch the Mistletones, another quartet which performs in the gazebo on Showstreet. Other classic shows include Christmas in the Smokies, O Holy Night, and ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas. We recommend calling the park

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Randy ia a 2 year old Retriever mix. He is neutered and up to date on all vaccines. This sweetie loves to play and would do best in fenced in yard.

Chance is a 2 year old Terrier mix. He is spayed and up to date on all vaccines. This cutie is lively and friendly and good with other dogs.

he Bridge Home has an ongoing aluminum can can collection in front of the shelter at 2061 Hwy 75 in Blountville, TN 37617 and a second aluminum can collection site at Airworks Heating and Cooling, 5633 Memorial Blvd Kingsport. The cans are collected by a volunteer and the money from the aluminum goes towards badly needed food and supplies for the animals. The Bridge Home No Kill Animal Rescue has started a pet food pantry for people that have had financial hardships because of job loss or medical problems and are struggling to feed their pet. They can come by the shelter and get cat or dog food to get through the tough time.

Donations can be sent to The Bridge Home Shelter PO Box 654 Blountville, TN 37617 Every animal in their care is spayed or neutered and fully vaccinated before being adopted. Being a non profit the shelter is funded entirely by membership dues and private donations. They always need volunteers or monetary donations. Other always needed items:pet food, cat litter & cat toys dog treats & dog toys,paper towels, cleaners, office supplies,Purina weight circles. Phone: 423-239-5237 Hours are Mon-Fri 12pm6pm Sat 12pm-3pm and Sun 2pm-4pm. Website is www.bridgehomerescue@ gmail.com or like them on Facebook: www.Facebook.com/bridgehome

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THINGS TO DO

on plastic pegboards to form learn about 18th century New Reading with Agape Year and 12th Night traditions Families are invited to read and patterns and then fused together and superstitions. The event is sing holiday songs with the resi- with an iron. free, however a reservation is dents of Agape Nursing and Reha- For more information about required. Please log on to the bilitation Center on Wednesday, this free program or other Youth following website, and follow the December 20 at 4:00 p.m. Par- Services programs, please call links to make your reservation or ticipants will meet at the Youth 423-434-4458. simply call the park at 423-543- Services desk of the Johnson City •••••••••••••••••••••••••• cation near you. In addition to 5808. tnstateparks.com/parks/ Public Library and walk together to Agape at 4:00 p.m. No registrascheduled blood drives, donors events/sycamore-shoals/ tion is required for this free pro- LEGO Club: Frozen are welcome at Marsh Regional’s •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Join Nick for the LEGO Club on gram. collection centers: 111 W. Stone For more information and about Thursday, December 21st @ 5:00 Drive, Suite 300, Kingsport, 2428 Story Time With Santa this free program or other Youth pm at the Jonesborough Library. Knob Creek Road, Johnson City On Thursday Dec. 21, 2017 from Services programs, please call Our theme this month is ‘Frozen’ and 1996 W. State St., Bristol. 11 AM - 2 PM Join us at the Rec- 423-434-4458. To learn more and a LEGO movie will be shown For more information about reation Center for the 3rd annual about this and other upcoming during build time. Please bring scheduling a blood drive at a lo- Story Time with Santa event. events, like the library’s Facebook your own bricks to build with! cal business, church, school or This FREE community event page, or follow the library on LEGO Club is an opportunity community organization, please features inflatables followed by Twitter or Instagram. for library patrons of all ages to call 423-408-7500, 423-652-0014 cookies and milk provided by come together once a month •••••••••••••••••••••••••• or 276-679-4669 or visit marsh- the UT Extension Agency for the and participate in building kids to enjoy while Santa reads blood.com. challenges. There is no age limit Family Markerspace at JCPL: a Christmas classic. Each child for this program - you can’t be •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Perler Beads will also get to take a Christmas All ages are invited to create ‘too young’ or ‘too old.’ themed book home courtesy of The Casual Word Perler Bead designs together. The This program is free of charge; the Elizabethton/Carter County Adult Creative Writing Class program will be held in the Jones healthy snacks and drinks Join us for a free, fun, engag- Public Library (while supplies Meeting Room on December 21 will be provided. If you have ing, and different look into writ- last). Afterwards Santa will be at 6:00 p.m. No registration is any questions, please call the ing. In this class, we will not focus available to hear each child's required for this free program. Jonesborough Library at 753on structure, form, or rules, but Christmas wishes! Mom and Dad, Materials are provided on a 1800. We are currently taking on the freedom of writing. It is you can snap a photo, there will first-come, first-serve basis. donations of LEGO bricks for the the goal of this class to open the not be a photographer on hand. Perler beads are plastic fusible Jonesborough Library LEGO Club. mind to its full creative potential For more information call 423beads that are usually arranged We thank you for your support! by allowing participants to write 547-6441. what they want, how they want to write it. Sessions will be student Cryptogram: Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its lead; we will engage in topics and restrictions. subjects that are of interest to DropQuote: "Nature is unfair? So much the better, inequality is the only bearable thing, the monotony of the students. The atmosphere is equality can only lead us to boredom." casual and jovial. This class is designed for all those 18 and up who wish to try their hand at creative writing. Thursdays @ 6:00 p.m. Jones Creativity Center. Bristol Public Library.

Big Brothers Big Sisters Looking for Community Volunteers Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Tri-Cities (BBBSGTC) is looking for community volunteers to make a difference in a child’s life. Spending approximately 4 hours a month with an at-risk youth can help them improve in school, their behavior and their self-esteem. “Our kids have a need, and we are looking for caring adults to step up and volunteer,” said Kathy Lowdermilk, Regional Director of BBBSGTC. “If you have a few hours a month and the desire to make a difference, we want to talk with you about our program.” Our local Big Brothers Big Sisters office, which serves the Bristol, Kingsport, and Johnson City area, is part of one of the oldest and largest youth mentoring organizations in the United States. It’s a system that has been proven to work and transforms the lives of children who might not otherwise ever get the support they need to grow and successfully meet life’s challenges. Child-volunteer matches are made based on in-depth and comprehensive interviewing with parents, children and potential volunteers. Stringent safeguards are in place to assure that all parties are safe. Volunteer and parent engagement and training also •••••••••••••••••••••••••• play a big role.Anyone wanting to find out more about Big Brothers “First Footing” At the Historic Big Sisters of Greater Tri-Cities John & Landon Carter Mansion should contact the office by call- 9:00 a.m. Monday, Jan. 1. ing 423-247-3240, or visiting Ten- Join historic interpreter Chad nesseeBig.org. Bogart for a New Year’s Day visit to the oldest frame house in •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Tennessee. Built circa 1775, the Blood Drive historic Carter Mansion boasts Marsh Regional Blood Center architectural details which are will conduct public blood drives quite elaborate when compared at the area locations. Visit http:// to most homes on the frontier. tinyurl.com/n4aujx9 to find a lo- Enjoy the beauty of this site and

theloaferonline.com | December 19, 2017

It's Been A Syzygy Kind of Year

I always look forward to Merriam-Webster’s Word Of The Year for the oppotunity it give us of of glancing back at where we have been and looking forward to where we might be headed. And, this year, I will also been taking a look at what Google Trends has to say about what’s been our our minds during the last twelve months.

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By Jim Kelly since 1989 jkelly@ theloaferonline.com

n his Mashable column last week, Gianluca Mezzofiore reports that Merriam-Webster has declared “feminism” to be its Word Of The Year for 2017. Merriam-Webster’s editor Peter Sokolowski says that “searches for the term ‘feminism’ on the dictionary’s site increased 70% in 2017 compared to the previous year. Although this is not an original term like “selfie” was a few years ago, it is quite understandable why ‘feminism” should be the chosen word for this year. According to Mezzofiore, searches for this word “spiked after key events such as the Women’s March on Washington DC and other US and international cities in January; Kellyanne Conway’s interview in which she said she doesn’t consider herself a feminist; the release of Hulu’s series The Handmaiden’s Tale and the film Wonder Woman; [and] the rise of the #MeToo movement, which was the basis behind Time magazine’s Person of the Year.” So, given the gravity of the events listed above, plus several others, “feminism” is a good choice, not only for this year but also for the past quarter century or so. Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Lucretia Mott, organizers of the infamous Seneca Falls Women’s Rights Convention of 1848 would no doubt be proud. Other words on the annual list include “Complicit,” which was also chosen as Dictionary.com’s Word Of The Year. Interest in this highly-misunderstood term peaked after the much-discussed Saturday Night Live skit with Scarlett Johansson, Needless to say, many of these words are associated with the Trump administration, which has made for a very bumpy ride this year, regardless of which side of the political fence you are on. Moving along, we find the inclusion of other words like “Recuse,” “Federalism” (our second President, John Adams, would probably identify with this one), and “Dotard” (made famous by none other than Kim Jong-Un). Also in the list is “Gyro” (referring to Jimmy Fallon’s comedy sketch), “Hurricane” (see below), and “Gaffe” (remember the Academy Awards?). If I were making the choice, I would choose “Syzygy” as this year’s Word, not only because it looks so neat and probably will never be correctly pronounced, but also because it is derived from a Greek word meaning “yoked together” and describes the perfect alignment of three celestial bodies (as in this summer’s total eclipse). While none of these words, with the exception of the one used by the North Korean leader, are original, all of them serve to capture much of what most concerned and often amused us during the past year. In fact,

an entire course could be based on an analysis of Webster’s choices of Word of the Year over the years. Up next is something that may soon eclipse (no pun intended, I think) the Word Of The Year. And that is Google Trend’s annual look at what we were looking up online, In a Fortune column by Natasha Bach, we learn that Google’s Annual “Year In Search” tells us, not surprisingly, that we made Matt Lauer the most searched person, the iPhone 8 the most searched gadget, and “Stranger Things” as the most searched TV series (if you still believe we should continue using the anachronistic term “TV”). This year Google intrigued us with a listing of the most popular “How To” searches, and this list speaks volumes about what makes us tick. Not surprisingly, “How To Become A More Intelligent Voter” or “How To Become A Better Critical Thinker” were not on the list, but the following things were:

How To: Make slime Make solar eclipse glasses Watch Mayweather vs. McGregor Buy Bitcoin Freeze your credit Solve a Rubic’s Cube (yes, this annoying little cube is back) Make a fidget spinner (any of these on your wish list?) Cook a turkey in the oven (as opposed to in the microwave?) Screen record.

Note how none of these DIY items have anything to do with politics or how to create world peace or foster better human relations. Interestingly (and strangely) enough, the only How To I looked up this year was How To Tie A Bowtie. I have very simple needs and have no desire to make slime, having been slimed several years ago during a Nickelodeon show at Dollywood (my daughter set me up for this). And I didn’t dare trying to make my own solar eclipse glasses. If you are interested in learning more about Google Trends and what all this data might be telling us, I suggest your reading Seth Stephens-Davidowitz’s new book EVERYBODY LIES: BIG DATA, NEW DATA, AND WHAT THE INTERNET CAN TELL US ABOUT WHO WE REALLY ARE. I will leave you to search for meanings that might be hidden amid all the foregoing information. In the meantime, I am wishing you a syzygyistic kind of Christmas that finds you and your loved ones yoked together in peace, love, happiness, and laughter. See you next week with some end-of-year reflections.

theloaferonline.com | December 19, 2017