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Volume 31 • Issue #12 Publisher Luci Tate

on the cover Seeds Of Change

Editor Graphic Arts Director Don Sprinkle

Cover Photo by Tina Wilson

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Founder: Bill Williams Let’s Get Social!

16 Stargazer A UFO? A Plane? It's Venus! 17 Skies This Week 18 Batteries Not Included Ernie's Sandwich & Oil Change 19 Pop Life And the Oscar goes to..... 19 The Casual Word -Trove 20 Appalachian Wanderers Alcatraz East, Crime Museum 22 Mountain Movers The Duane Nelson Interview 24 Puzzle Page 27 Kelly’s Place Some Things I Love, Part Three Knotty Pine Is Nice

your week’s line-up

Contributing Staff Jim Kelly Andy Ross Ken Silvers Mark Marquette Brian McManus Brian Bishop Daniel Worley Jason Worley Langley Shazor Matt Messer

columns & reviews

Office Coordinator Amanda Lane

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Seeds Of Change The Appalachian Arts Exhibition "Captured Moments" Exhibit Little Railroads That Could "Three Times Three" an orginial comedy The Frederick Douglass Story Five Women Wearing The Same Dress The Cabin Creek Boys @ Carter Fold 100K Tree Day The Come On @ Acoustic Coffeehouse The "Ride Begins" Tour Rhonda Vincent & The Rage @ NPAC Spotlight Library Lover's Month You Can't Take It With You YWCA Prom Dress Sale Pets Of The Week Things To Do

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Seeds Of Change

Kingsport Ballet Prepares for Centennial Production Kingsport Ballet prepares to stage an all-new contemporary ballet, Seeds of Change, along with the short “ballet blanc” Les Sylphides in celebration of the city's one hundredth birthday, March 16-19, 2017 at Wellmont Performing Arts Center.

eeds of Change is made up of contemporary choreography exploring themes relevant to 1917, the year of Kingsport's founding. This act will explore some of the realities of that time in history, through a warm story set in the East Tennessee meadows that become an industrial city. Les Sylphides is a short romantic ballet without a story line. Beautiful nymphs in long white romantic tutus alongside their “poet,” dance to the enchanting sounds of Chopin amidst a tree-shaded glen. This ballet was created simply for the sake of beauty in the early twentieth century as a form of escapism during troubling times. Concept of the new ballet, Seeds of Change: Kingsport Ballet, in collaboration with various artists (local and guest artists) has been busy creating choreography, backdrops and costumes relevant to our city's centennial. By exploring societal changes present in this time-period we intend to transport the audience to 1917, highlighting the charm as well and the challenges of that time. As men were sent to fight in WWI, women sought employment opportunities in growing cities, such as Kingsport. This influx of non-traditional workers grew urban populations, gave fuel to increased social rights of women, and laid the foundation for an industrial boom that propelled the nation into the leading

industrial world leader. In Kingsport specifically, this is seen with the arrival of the railroad, the growth of business and industry, and the migration to the city from farmland. Artists and Organizations Involved: Kingsport Ballet artists Valeria Sinyavskaya, Bertina Dew, and chief choreographer Erika Ballard have collaborated with guest artists, such as Lyvan Verdecia of Ballet Hispanico, Akop Akopian with Ellison Ballet Academy as well as local teachers, artists and musicians, in creating this short, contemporary ballet. Venue/s: Seeds of Change and Les Sylphides will be performed at Northeast State's Wellmont Performing Arts Center. Tickets: Tickets are on sale now ($20, $26, $10 for children 5 and under and college students) through the company's facebook page or website, or by calling Kingsport Ballet 423-378-3967. School Performance = Thursday, March 16th, 2017 at 10am. Free of charge for students with one free chaperone per school or

homeschooled group. All other adults $10. Educational Materials = Students and teachers will receive educational workbooks free of charge. Kingsport Ballet is funded in part by general operations from the Tennessee Arts Commission, as well as by the City of Kingsport, Massengil De-Friece Foundation and TAC/Funds for at Risk Youth for outreach programs. Please visit their website for a full listing of corporate sponsors.

Photo Credit – Tina Wilson

The Appalachian Arts Exhibition

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Local Artists Come Together To Create and Bring Cultural Awareness

Artists that have been confirmed thus far for The Appalachian Arts Exhibition are as follows:

n February 25th and February 26th, various local artists will be coming together to display, discuss, and sell their works in an exhibition titled “The Appalachian Arts Exhibition”. This exhibition was developed by Chalee Lloyd a Masters of Arts Administration candidate at Savannah College of Art and Design and East Tennessee State University Alum. Ms. Lloyd chose to create this project to give East Tennesseans a platform to showcase their artistic talents that are distinct to the Appalachian region. Ms. Lloyd stated, “Many of the artists in the region are blue collar workers who create art simply for art’s sake, rather than for financial reward. This public exhibition will allow local artists a rare opportunity to display, discuss, and sell their works to members of the local community.” This 2 day event will be held at 506 Buchannan Street in Erwin, Tennessee. The exhibition will hours will be 7:00pm until 11:00pm on February 25th and 11:00am until 3:00pm on February 26th. There will be a variety of artworks to choose from, from hand painted industrial décor, original paintings on canvas, handcrafted belt buckles, metal sculptures, handcrafted colorful masks, and made-to-order hand forged jewelry. There will be something for all tastes and budgets. Admission is absolutely free! The event is casual, affordable, and family-friendly. All are welcome! For more information about the event or to rsvp, visit The Appalachian Arts Exhibition Facebook page at https://www.facebook. com/appalachianartsevent

Keith Hensley

Hand painted landscapes on metal and canvas.

Scott Foster

Paintings on canvas and glass.

Tyler Lynch

Hand Forged custom jewelry and metal sculptures.

Gregory Evans

Colorful handcrafted masks.

Junior Artist Averie Mottern Pop culture paintings on canvas.

Tommy Farmer

Fantasy paintings on canvas.

Michael Leonard

Abstract paintings on canvas.

Leah Heather Rice Moody Handcrafted belt buckles

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Abingdon Photographer to Exhibit Captured Moments

Frank Renault will present “Captured Moments” a digital photography exhibition set to open on Wednesday, February 22 at The Arts Depot in Abingdon, VA. The Arts Depot will host a Meet-the Artist reception on Saturday, February 25th from 2-4pm. Arts Depot admission is always free and everyone is always welcome.

rank Renault says he has been interested in the art of photography ever since he was a teenager “way back in the 60’s. When Frank was finally able to afford a digital camera he was delighted to make the transition from film to digital and “leave the darkroom and chemicals behind.” Frank enjoys all aspects of photography. He is particularly attracted to nature and enjoys capturing everything from a mountain top panorama to a simple flower in his back yard. Frank also has a special enthusiasm for capturing animals. His images have appeared in commercial calendars, newspaper articles (including the Miami Herald), and in books both here in the United States and overseas in Australia and Germany. The Arts Depot is located at 314 Depot Square, Abingdon, VA. www.abingdonartsdepot.org The Depot Artist Association is a non-profit,

volunteer organization that is dedicated to promoting the arts in the community and to feature the region’s artists. The Association operates the Arts Depot in the historic Depot Square area of downtown Abingdon, VA. The viewing hours for regular exhibits and resident artist’s studios are Wednesday through Saturday 10 am – 4 pm, until 8 pm on the first Thursday of each month and by appointment. Exhibits are always free and everyone is welcome. For further information about exhibits, classes or other offerings and activities of the Arts Depot, Abingdon, VA, call (276) 628-9091, e-mail abingdonartsdepot@eva. org, or visit their Facebook place page or web site at www.abingdonartsdepot.org. The Association is supported in part by grants from the Virginia Commission for the Arts, Virginia Tourism Corp. and the National Endowment for the Arts.

at Carter Railroad Museum

On Saturday, Feb. 25, East Tennessee State University’s George L. Carter Railroad Museum’s monthly Heritage Day will feature “Little Railroads that Could,” showcasing the short line and industrial-based rail operations of yesterday.

n previous times, a “mixed train” referred to a smaller scheduled train that combined freight and passenger service in a single unit, usually on a oncedaily basis. Some served specific industries such as mills or mines. Others, like the East Tennessee & Western North Carolina, or Tweetsie line, used a smaller track-width to save on the cost of equipment and facilities. “Short line railroading is still alive in some ways, but in its

heyday created a true form of civic pride and interest in railroading,” notes event coordinator Geoff Stunkard. “People considered these local operations as ‘our train,’ particularly in East Tennessee, where the Tweetsie narrow gauge once ran into the mountains.” The day will feature mixed operations on the museum’s 24x44 HO scale layout, trains running on the museum’s interactive logging railroad in G scale and on the Tweetie HOn3 scale. The replication of the Tweetsie railroad has been featured in national publications. The George L. Carter Chapter of the National Railway Historical Society and members of the Mountain Empire Model Railroaders (MEMRR) club coordinate the program. The museum is open every Saturday from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Admission is free, but donations are welcomed. The museum can be identified by a flashing railroad

crossing signal at the back entrance to the Campus Center Building. Visitors should enter ETSU’s campus from State of Franklin Road onto Jack Vest Drive and continue east to 176 Ross Drive, adjacent to the flashing RR crossing sign. To learn more about the museum, visit www.etsu.edu/railroad. Visit www.memrr.org to learn more about MEMRR, which helps demonstrate and maintain the model layouts, museum exhibits and other projects. For more information about Heritage Day, contact Dr. Fred Alsop, museum director, at 423-439-6838 or alsopf@etsu.edu. For disability accommodations, call the ETSU Office of Disability Services at 423-439-8346.

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Little Railroads that Could

An original comedy for two shows only

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"Three Times Three" Features River's Way

Theatre Bristol announces a new collaboration with River's Way to present an original comedy "Three Times Three" February 25 at 10:30 am and 5:30 pm at the ARTspace, 506 State Street.

hree Times Three is a joyful compilation of fairy tales, jokes, and songs written by Dottie Havlik especially for the special needs teens and young adults with River's Way and veteran Theatre Bristol actors. Directing this original piece will be Theatre Bristol veteran Dottie Havlik, most recently Theatre Bristol director of The Adventures of Madeline and Charlotte's Web at Theatre Bristol, and long-time actor in many shows including Steel Magnolias and most recently, The Music Man. "These River's Way kids are so creative, and they're so excited to be acting in a real play in a real theatre," said Havlik. "They're learning true theatre lessons about taking directions, overcoming nervousness, and concentrating on a task. But mostly they're learning that hard work can be fun and rewarding." River's Way, lead by Executive Director Tom Hanlon, is an organization dedicated to the positive and productive involvement of young people with disabilities in our community. "We are very grateful to Theater Bristol, and especially to Dottie Havlik, for providing us with an opportunity to participate in this community play," said Hanlon, who will make his own debut with this production. "I cannot begin to describe the levels of excitement and anticipation that this play has generated for the students, graduates and staff of River's Way. We have had a great deal of fun in our rehearsals and we hope that everyone enjoys the fruits of our

efforts" Theatre Bristol and River's Way thank the community for its support of this production, people with disabilities, and the arts. Working together to create live performance, we develop stories and memories that entertain and foster connections in our community among people of all abilities. "Three Times Three" will have two showings on Saturday, February 25 at 10:30 am and 5:30 pm. Tickets are $5 and will be available at the door 30 minutes prior to showtime. Seating is general admission and for any special accommodations, please call or email the Theatre. Show information is also available online at www.TheatreBristol.org or by calling the message line at 423-212-3625. Founded in 1965, Theatre Bristol is the oldest continually running childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s theatre in northeast Tennessee and now celebrating its 51st season. Its Main Stage season consists of up to five productions. Some of its performances take place in the ARTspace, a multipurpose, black box theatre which seats up to 120. Theatre Bristol is entirely volunteer run and we invite you to get involved. Theatre Bristol's work is made possible by generous donors, including season sponsors The United Company Foundation and the Tennessee Arts Commission. For more information, visit the Theatre Bristolâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s website or Facebook page, contact Theatre Bristol at 423-212-3625, or email info@theatrebristol.org.

SELF MADE MAN: The Frederick Douglass Story Rocky Mount State Historic Site is proud to host P. Darius Wallace as he performs “Self Made Man: The Frederick Douglass Story”.

ravel with Wallace as he portrays fourteen different characters from Frederick Douglass’ life that influenced him on his journey to becoming one of the most well-known abolitionists in America. The show will recreate Douglass’ path to becoming a leader who inspired not only the thousands who clamored to hear him speak, but also a president. Wallace seizes the essence of Douglass, the humor, outrage, and charisma, in this show.

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He brings Douglass alive like never before. Phil Darius Wallace is a renowned performer and writer. He attended SUNY Purchase Theatre Arts School in New York, a school of professional theatre. He has written and produced one-man shows about the lives of Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, and Frederick Douglass. These one-man shows have been seen in forty-eight states and have received rave reviews. He also wrote, produced, and directed his own movie, 100 Lives, based

on events that took place in Memphis, TN in 2006. The performance will begin at 1:30 p.m. on Saturday, Feb. 25, 2017. Tickets are $10 per person at the door. Children under that age of 5 are free. This program will take approximately an hour. Mr. Wallace will also leave time at the end of the show to answer questions from the audience. For more information call (423) 538-7396 or 888-538-1791 or feel free to email us at info@rockymountmuseum.com.

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ETSU Theatre to present

FIVE WOMEN WEARING THE SAME DRESS

East Tennessee State University’s Department of Communication and Performance will present the hilarious comedy “Five Women Wearing the Same Dress” Tuesday – Saturday, Feb. 21-25, at 7:30 p.m. and Sunday, Feb. 26, at 2 p.m. Performances will be in the ETSU Campus Center Building in Studio 205.

ritten by Alan Ball and set in Knoxville, “Five Women Wearing the Same Dress” tells the story of five very different bridesmaids who find themselves hiding together in an upstairs bedroom at a newly married couple’s overdone wedding reception. Soon, the five bridesmaids learn they all have a mutual disdain for the bride, Tracy. Through discussions of life, love, sex, drugs, religion, marriage, what it means to be a woman, and the horror of their bridesmaid dresses, they come to realize that despite their differences, they have more in common with each other than they do with the bride. The wedding party includes Georgeanne, a high school friend whose marriage is falling apart; Meredith, the bride’s rebellious sister; Trisha, a jaded beauty who has her doubts about men; Frances, a sweet extreme fundamentalist Christian cousin; Mindy, a blunt, good-hearted lesbian who is the sister of the groom; and Tripp, the extremely handsome and fun-loving cousin of Mindy who takes notice of Trisha. The cast includes ETSU students Audrey Hammonds, Reagan James, Caroline Denning,

Courtney Spencer, Angel Thacker and Francisco Rodriquez. Directed by ETSU faculty member Bobby Funk, the crew includes James Maines as stage manager, Erin Teaster as assistant stage manager, Evin McQuistion as carpenter, Claire Johnston as wardrobe assistant, Ryan Stapleton as lighting technician and Keith Maultbay as audio technician. The production team is comprised of Grace Arrowood as scenic designer, Melissa Shafer as lighting designer, Elisabeth Bell as costume designer, Mary Katherine Smith as hair/makeup designer, Zach Olsen as technical director, Beth Skinner as costume shop supervisor and Karen Brewster and Delbert Hall as design advisors. “Five Women Wearing the Same Dress” contains adult themes and strong language. The show is produced through special arrangement with Dramatists Play Service. Tickets are $5 for students, faculty and staff (with ID) and $10 for general admission. For more information, call 423-439-6524, or to purchase tickets online, visit HYPERLINK "http://www.etsu.edu/cas/comm_ perform/theatre/boxoffice.php" http://www.etsu. edu/cas/comm_perform/theatre/boxoffice.php.

he Cabin Creek Boys play old time hillbilly music from the mountains of southwest Virginia and northwest North Carolina, performing at area festivals, fiddlers’ conventions, square dances, and other community events. Led by multi-instrumentalist husband and wife duo Chris and Erika Testerman of Lansing, North Carolina, the band also includes Jackson Cunningham of Grant, Virginia, on guitar; Trish Kilby Fore of Galax, Virginia, on clawhammer banjo; and Jerry Steinberg of Salem, Virginia, on upright bass. The Cabin Creek Boys have fun entertaining audiences with their style of traditional music that includes old time hoedown instrumentals, bluegrass songs, two-step numbers and waltzes. They love to make people happy with their music. Go to FB at https://www.facebook.com/The-Cabin-Creek-Boys-549757691876035/ to check out the band. Come on out and join us for the group’s debut performance at the Fold. Fans of the Whitetop Mountain Band will love the Cabin Creek Boys. Bring your dancing shoes and all your friends and family for a carefree night in the place country music got its’ start – at the foot of the beautiful Clinch Mountains. The Carter Family Fold is an alcohol and drug free facility, and we emphasize fun for the whole family. Carter Family Memorial Music Center, Incorporated, is a nonprofit, rural arts organization established to preserve traditional, acoustic, mountain music. For further information on the center, go to http://www.carterfamilyfold.org. Shows from the Carter Family Fold can be accessed on the internet at http://www.carterfoldshow.com. Partial funding for programs at the center is provided by the Virginia Commission for the Arts and the National Endowment for the Arts. For recorded information on shows coming up at the Fold, call 276-386-6054. The Fold is on Facebook – page Carter Fold – and Twitter – @carterfoldinfo. To speak to a volunteer Fold staff member, call 276-594-0676. If we don’t answer you right away, we’ll get back to you in 24 hours.

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At Carter Family Fold

THE CABIN CREEK BOYS

Saturday, February 25th, 2017, at 7:30 p.m., the Carter Family Fold in Hiltons, Virginia, will present a concert of old time music by the Cabin Creek Boys. Concert admission is $10 for adults, $2 for children 6 to 11, under age 6 free

The Ride Begins tour

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ountry music artist Mark McHenry LIVE at The Acoustic Coffee House in Johnson City, Tn on February 24th at 8pm. McHenry, with 2 fan favorite singles and other fan favorites on his debut EP album 'The Ride Begins', released in October 2016. His debut single "Gitty up" is featured on most of over 60,000 Touch Tunes jukeboxes across America and in Europe and is available on all media outlets. Current single "I'll bring the beer(you bring the kisses)" is also available on all media outlets, McHenry's set list also brings a great list of Country covers of songs from his heroes that influenced his career and a few hits in the modern era, media have called him and his long time fans agree that McHenry's sound brings a 'Country Music Reminder'. Free admission, more info at MarkMcHenryMusic.com

The Come On Rocking The Acoustic Coffeehouse on Feb 27th

he Come On is the brainchild of songwriter Sam Barron and producer Brian Speaker (Jeffrey Lewis, The Fem Doms); an irreverent new wave rock concoction of overdriven Telecaster, vocal harmonies and sparse synth strokes. Their sound merges The Modern Lovers garage rock with a Devo geometry, and honors above all the spirit of T. Rex. In fact, it was after emerging from a T. Rex-induced coma, Sam began to write a new set of songs for the band he and Speaker had envisioned. In the fall of 2016 with drummer Lou Cozza (Darkwing, Looms) and singer/keyboardist Mimi Oz, Sam took the material on the road and after feeling the updraft of the response to the songs, Speaker recorded The Come On live off the floor at his SpeakerSonic Studios right after they returned to Brooklyn. Additional production by added by Charles Newman(Magnetic Fields, Motopony) and the result is the self-titled EP due out February 10th on Mother West, and another Southern Tour for the trio of Oz, Cozza and Barron. Visit The Come On at: www.thecomeonband.com

To perform at NPAC

Niswonger Performing Arts Center welcomes Rhonda Vincent and The Rage, the most awardwinning band in Bluegrass music history, to the stage on Saturday, February 25th at 7:30 PM.

orld-class musicians, and an award-winning voice seamlessly set the stage for a breathtaking, one-of-a-kind, must-see performance that reaches beyond the boundaries of bluegrass music. Breaking a stereotypical image, Rhonda Vincent takes the stage in designer gowns, stiletto heels, in a takecharge manner, far from the type set that Hollywood has portrayed as the image of acoustic music. The voice of Rhonda Vincent is the centerpiece, surrounded by the rhythms of each instrument, featuring the individual styles of the world-class musicians that collectively make up The Rage. Their talent is unmatched. Each and every member can sing every part, and play every instrument. Their depth of skill sets the stage for the highest level of professionalism in every performance. Written words can give you but a glimpse of the artist known as “The Queen of Bluegrass,” as deemed by the Wall Street Journal. But it’s only when you see this artist, that you can feel the energy and experience the excitement of her music, to truly know why she and her amazing band are the “Most Award-Winning Band in Bluegrass Music History, with over 100 awards!” Vincent has also performed and recorded with the best of the best, including Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson,

Keith Urban, Alan Jackson, Faith Hill, Martina McBride, Daryle Singletary, Richard Marx, Hank Williams Jr. and more. While being a 15 time "Entertainer of the Year," Vincent has established herself as one of the most visible, best-selling artists in the genre, whose crossover appeal stretches well into the mainstream media. Rhonda Vincent is a firecracker of talent that powers one of the hottest shows in any genre of music! Enjoy a night of spectacular bluegrass with Rhonda Vincent & The Rage at the Niswonger Performing Arts Center (NPAC) in historic downtown Greeneville, TN on Saturday, February 25th at 7:30 PM. Only $20 balcony seats remain for this popular performance. Tickets may be purchased online at www.npacgreeneville.com, in person at the NPAC box office, or by calling 423-638-1679. NPAC offers online seat selection with no processing or delivery fees. There is a $1.50 ticketing fee per ticket regardless of purchase method. The box office hours are Monday through Friday, 10 AM until 5 PM. The 1150 seat performing arts center is located adjacent to the campus of Greeneville High School. For venue information, and to purchase tickets, please visit www.npacgreeneville.com.

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Rhonda Vincent and The Rage

Spotlight - WEDNESDAY - Feb. 22nd Shady Appalachia The Harvest Table Open Mic The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room Bella Bane Acoustic Coffeehouse - THURSDAY - Feb. 23rd Way Down Wonderers Down Home Joe Tighe Wellington’s Restaurant

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- FRIDAY - Feb. 24th -

- TUESDAY - Feb. 21st Spencer Ryan / Randy & The Lugnuts Acoustic Coffeehouse

If you or your band are playing in the upcoming week and would like to be in The Spotlight, call in advance to (423) 283-4324 or go online to: theloaferonline.com. Due to last minute cancellations or changes, please call the location to confirm.

Mark McHenry Acoustic Coffeehouse

The Diamonds Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill

Ryan Ward Wolf Hills Brewery

Limited Edition Country Club of Bristol

Mama Molasses Bristol Station Brews & Taproom

- SUNDAY - Feb. 26th The Diamonds Studio Brew

Rebel Mountain Country Club Bar & Grill Shiloh Hill Bone Fire Smokehouse

Jason Keiser Acoustic Coffeehouse

Shooter Holston River Brewing Company

Live Music Bone Fire Smokehouse

- SATURDAY - Feb. 25th -

- MONDAY - Feb. 27th -

Acoustifried Country Club Bar & Grill

Open Mic/ Mimi Oz/ The Come On Acoustic Coffeehouse

Live Music Bone Fire Smokehouse

Nightshift Band Buffalo Ruritan

Open Mic Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill

Nostalgia Duo Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Gril

The Grascals Down Home

Grant Ferris / Father, Misty & The Big Rock Acoustic Coffeehouse

E.C. Frazier Model City Tap House - FRIDAY - Feb. 24th Liz Longley The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room Acoustifried Wild Wing Cafe

Rusty Steel w/ Quarter Bounce Rush Street Carl Hultman Acoustic Coffeehouse Before The Storm Holston River Brewing Company

Borderline Just One More Bar & Grill

Silver Bullet CJ’s Sports Bar

Shooter Holston River Brewing Company

Darryl Worley w/ Charlie Allen & Jim Brown Paramount Center for the Arts

Hundred Acres Studio Brew Kids Our Age Jonesborough Visitors Center Owen Ni Sleepy Owl Brewery

Jackson Cunningham & the Cabin Creek Boys Carter Family Fold Live Music Bone Fire Smokehouse

Holston River Brewing Company • Sat, Feb. 25th

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Elizabethton Moose Lodge 288 Lovers Lane Elizabethton 42-542-5454

Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill 3119 Bristol Hwy. Johnson City 423-262-0444

Barter Theatre 127 W. Main St. Abingdon, VA

The Harvest Table Restaurant 13180 Meadowview Sq Meadowview Va 276-944-5140

Silver Spur RR 6 Gate City VA 276-452-2664

Birthplace of County Music Museum 520 Birthplace of Country Music Way Bristol 423-573-1927 Bone Fire Smokehouse at the Hardware 260 W Main St Abingdon Va 276-623-0037 Bristol Station Brews & Taproom 41 Piedmont Ave Bristol VA 276-608-1220 Buffalo Ruritan 200 Willowbrook Dr. Bluff City 423-391-7382 Capone’s 227 E Main St Johnson City 423-928-2295 CJ’S Sports Bar 516 Morelock St. Kingsport 423-390-1361 Country Club Bar & Grill 3080 W State St Bristol 423-844-0400 The Damascus Brewery 32173 Government Rd. Damascus VA 276-469-1069 David Thompson’s Produce 251 Highway 107 Jonesborough 423-913-8123

KARAOKE

Down Home 300 W. Main St. Johnson City 423-929-9822

The Hideaway 235 E. Main St Johnson City 423-926-3896 Holiday Inn (Exit 7) 3005 Linden Dr Bristol Va 276-466-4100 Holston River Brewing Company 2621 Volunteer Pkwy Bristol TN Model City Tap House 324 E Market St. Kingsport Niswonger Performing Arts Center 212 Tusculum Blvd Greeneville TN 423-638-1328 O’Mainnin’s Pub 712 State St Bristol 423-844-0049 Paramount Center for the Arts 516 State St. Bristol TN 423-274-8920 Peerless Steakhouse Lounge 2531 N. Roan St. Johnson City 423-282-2351 Rainbow Asian Cuisine 2412 N. Roan St. Johnson City 423-232-6688

Sleepy Owl Brewery 151 E. Main St. Kingsport 423-390-8476 Studio Brew 221 Moore Street Bristol VA 423-360-3258 Tulips American Grub & Pub 3002 E. Oakland Ave. Johnson City 423-232-0868 VFW Post #4933 830 Minga Road, Boone Dam 423-323-9243 Wellington’s Restaurant Carnegie Hotel 1216 W State of Franklin Rd Johnson City. 423-979-6400 Willoughby Ruritan 5145 Marvin Rd Bulls Gap VA The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room 216 E Main St Johnson City Wolf Hills Brewing Company 350 Park St. SE Abingdon VA 276-451-5470 Yee Haw Brewing Company 126 Buffalo St. Johnson City

Rio’s Sports Bar & Grill 70 Harlan St. Greeneville TN

TUESDAY Karaoke w/ Sean at Dawg House Tavern Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Wingstop - Kingsport TN Karaoke At Numan’s - Johnson City TN *********************** WEDNESDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at American Legion 8pm Karaoke w/ DJ Marquez & Open Mic Entertainment at Holston River Brewing Company Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Smokey Bones - Johnson City TN Turn the Page Karaoke At VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN *********************** THURSDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke At Numan’s - Johnson City TN Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzaria ***********************

FRIDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at Sportsman’s Bar & Grill 9pm Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Karaoke w/ Reverb Karaoke at The Cottage 8:30 pm Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke At Elizabethton VFW - Elizabethton TN Karaoke w/ DJ Marques At Holiday Inn (Exit 7) - Bristol VA Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Moe’s Original BBQ Karaoke At Numan’s - Johnson City TN *********************** SATURDAY Karaoke at The Horseshoe Lounge Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment At Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN ***********************

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SPOTLIGHT DIRECTORY

Acoustic Coffeehouse 415 W Walnut St. Johnson City 423-434-9872

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A UFO? A PLANE? IT’SVENUS!

Stargazers all over are being asked, “What is that bright object in the sky where the Sun set? It looks like a UFO!” I was even called out in several Facebook “posts” about what the heck is that bright light over yonder…a friend pleading “Hey, MarQ are you out there?” Well I answered that Facebook thread with the answer everyone has been waiting for…Venus!

Stargazer

By Mark Marquette since 1996 stargazermarq@ gmail.com

efinitely the most mistaken object in the sky, even President Jimmy Carter once reported it as a UFO. So don’t feel bad if you thought it was one too, Facebook family! Sometimes in the morning sky and sometimes in the evening, ancient stargazers thought this “star” was two objects, the brilliant white light said to be the personification of everything female, pure and motherly Visually stunning in these evenings of late Winter 2017 to our naked eyes, Venus is a fingernail crescent when seen in any telescope. Even a good pair of binoculars held steady can reveal the planetary crescent—first seen by Galileo in 1609 and proof that the planet was between the Earth and Sun. Contrasted against buildings, trees and mountains, Venus can look like it’s quickly moving as the Earth’s rotation takes it toward the horizon. During rush hour drive time, Venus can be almost shocking when seen outside the windshield. Often mistaken for an airplane, the kaleidoscope of colors can be intense as the planet’s light is bounced around Earth’s atmosphere. The light is filtered through the Earth's atmosphere and the lower an object is the more air it’s traveling through. High overhead a star or planet is shining through 20 miles of atmosphere. But when low, Venus’ light is stretching across the entire horizon and up to 100 miles of atmosphere. The brightness of Venus is created by sunlight bouncing like a mirror off its thick, global cloud deck. And, like a search light beaming across the 28 millions of miles of cosmic ocean, we humans are beckoned to look up. So bright is Venus’ light that it can cast a shadow! But you have to find a super dark observing place. Remarkably like Earth in size and weight, the atmosphere and surface of Venus couldn't be more different. At 7,520 miles wide, it is just 400 miles less then Earth. Venus is more like Earth’s evil twin, extremely weird with a “day” that is longer than its year and a surface that would melt lead! While it orbits the Sun every 224 days, the time from sunrise to sunrise is 243 of our days. How's that possible? Venus rotates backwards...that's right backwards! Venus rotates clockwise while orbiting the Sun in a counterclockwise direction (as seen from the celestial north), while almost all the planets, their moons and even the Sun all rotate on their

axis in a counter-clockwise direction. Uranus, the giant seventh planet, is actually knocked over on its side and it rolls around the Sun like a wheel. Venus makes 13 solar orbits in 8 earth years. This cycle was known to the ancient Mayan and Babylonian astronomers, who had special celebrations every eight years for their goddess of love. The symbol for Venus is the universal symbol for woman—a circle with an attached cross at the bottom. Venus was the Roman goddess of love. In Greece, she was Aphrodite, the erotic lover; Ancient Chinese called the star the “Grand White,” a color thought to be unlucky or ghostly. Many cultures thought Venus was different objects appearing in the evening and morning. It was bi-sexual Ishtar in ancient Mesopotamia—a woman when in the evening twilight, and a man when in the morning. What wasn’t known by the ancient stargazers is that Venus is one weird and unique lady. That envelope of clouds up to 40 miles thick is four layers and rains down corrosive sulfuric acid. However, that toxic moisture never reaches the surface, as it evaporates in the lower atmosphere from the intense 900 degree heat caused by the runaway greenhouse effect of the cloud system. Talk about global warming...everywhere on Venus is hot as hell. Imagine a world our size where there is no escape from a constant 860 degree F. heat day and night! What that does after millions of years is create a landscape of soft rocks where an ominous orange glow of sunlight is reflected around the surface by the tent-like clouds. There is no night on Venus, just an eerie glow like earthly twilight. When spacecraft radar piercing imagery saw through the dense clouds, the globe itself was discovered to be covered with thousands of volcanoes of various types. The surface is incredibly level with no ocean-like depressions and just two continents, Ishtar Terra and Aphrodite Terra, named for the Babylonian and Greek goddesses of love. Lava rivers flow across the surface that has heated rocks flattened like cow patties. All the features of Venus have female names. With today’s 21st Century facts it is hard to believe that until the 1960s, Venus was thought to have a surface of lush, jungle-like vegetation with abundant water and live organisms. What changed all that thinking? American and Russian space programs

practiced t h e i r infant rocket and satellite designs on interplanetary trajectories to Venus and Mars in the 1960s. The Soviets really got obsessed with Venus, first thinking they'd find alien life, then sending some of the heartiest spacecraft ever built to land on a surface as hot as a blast furnace. Four successful Venera landers in the 1970s sent back our only images of the bizarre Venusian surface. We actually saw those vignettes of four alien landscapes before visualizing the entire, volcanic global mayhem. NASA sent spacecrafts called Pioneer and Mariner for flybys of the planet in the 1960s and '70s, revealing a few of Venus' secrets. But it was the versatile orbiter of the 1990s called Magellan that spent years sending back data about Earth's crazy sister. What made Venus the hellish world it is? There are plenty of theories. Could Venus be a model of runaway global warming on Earth? Maybe. That’s why we need to know more. Venus has about a month to grace our evening skies. In April, it will pop up in the pre-dawn sky. So tonight, take a different look at Venus as it lingers high in the early evening sky. UFO? Airplane? It’s a planet! Remember, planetary crazy Venus isn’t the beautiful lady we see from Mother Earth.

the Double Cluster between Cassiopeia and Perseus, the 17 Hyades Cluster of Taurus and the well known Pleiades or Seven Little Sisters.

ebruary was the last month of the year in early Roman times when around 680 BC Emperor Numa Pompilius added January and February to the previous 10 month calendar to create the winter season. Which almost over…Spring Equinox is just four weeks away!

Friday, Feb. 24 Sirius, the brightest star in the sky, is directly south at 9 pm. It is also called the “Dog Star,” as it is in the Big Dog, Canis Major. The phrase “dog days of Summer” comes from ancient stargazers realizing Sirius is in the daytime skies of Summer, and wrongly thought its brightness added heat to Earth.

Tuesday, Feb. 21 Orion the Hunter dominates the late winter night. There are several “deep sky wonders” to see in Orion, even with binoculars, including the Great Nebula, or M-42, in the hunter’s dagger that dangles from his belt of three bright stars.

Saturday, Feb. 25 The Winter Circle of eight bright stars begin overhead with red Aldebaran in the V-shaped pattern of Taurus the Bull and continue with Capella in Auriga, Castor and Pollux in Gemini, Procyon in Canis Major, Sirius in Canis Major, Rigel and Betelgeuse in Orion.

Wednesday, Feb. 22 Above the familiar stars of Orion are the “V” of Taurus the Bull, and to the Hunter’s left are the brother stars of Gemini, Castor and Pollux. Deep sky objects are those seen in telescope—the nebulas, galaxies and star clusters you see in photos. Another special group, planetary nebulas, are named such because they look round like a planet. But they are the expanding shells of exploded stars.

Sunday, Feb. 26 New Moon today, the orb being above our Sun in the daytime sky and invisible. Just 5 months until the Great American Eclipse when the New Moon passes in front of the Sun on Monday afternoon, Aug. 21st. About two minutes of total darkness will be witnessed west of the Tri-Cities, including parts of the Smokey Mountains, and Nashville.

Thursday, Feb. 23 Clusters of stars are abundant in the Winter sky, including

Monday, Feb. 27 Looking northeast, the Big Dipper is standing on its handle and its bowl is pointing to the North Star, Polaris, which is always visible.

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THIS WEEK

SKIES

Celestial events in the skies for the week of Feb. 21 - Feb. 27, 2017, as compiled for The Loafer by Mark D. Marquette.

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Ernie’s Sandwich and Oil Change

new eatery has recently opened up not too far from my modest home, which is currently being expanded into a not-so-modest home to finally show those jerks from high school who’s boss.

Batteries Not Included

By Andy Ross aross@ theloaferonline.com

My food soulmate and I began the journey on a recent cold evening to Ernie’s Sandwich and Oil Change. Opened in the back of a service center, Ernie’s Sandwich has a surprisingly ample amount of seating, most of which was occupied on the night we attended. As my carbohydrate paramour and I looked over the menu, we saw a varied, but not over the top number of menu items. I think too many restaurants try to be adventurous and not focus on one thing. Choice is scary, and I sometimes have to resort to taking a glow worm out of my car and cradling it for comfort when a restaurant menu overwhelms me. After tactfully making a choice, we recited our order to the friendly wait staff. I chose the Ernie’s Club ($7.95), a reliable sounding club sandwich served on toasted wheatberry bread with house mayo. My eating friend chose not a sandwich, but a salad--yes, they have salads on the menu at Ernie’s Sandwich and Oil Change. This Romeo of the land of Fieri chose a salad called The Blown Gasket ($10.99). We were hesitant that a salad could cost nearly $11 dollars, but even though it goes against our fundamental feelings towards food, we thought we should try it before we judged the hell out of it. When our food arrived, both my consumption companion and I were delightful to find the portions were most generous for the price range. The Ernie’s Club--bacon, turkey, ham, house mayo, lettuce, and tomato--was so tall and mighty I thought I would need a forklift to manage it. The Blown Gasket was a very large salad bowl made of quinoa, black beans, marinated tofu, sprouts, kale, sun dried tomato, feta cheese, and a house made vinaigrette. The club was as tasty and it was mighty. I found myself slipping away to a meaty wonderland where savory joy was the only thing anyone knew. As for my culinary concubine, they said The Blown Gasket was a most flavorful experience, full of varied textures. Our meals were so pendulous we had to get to go boxes for them. We were pleased very much with what Ernie’s Sandwich and Oil Change had to offer. A most unassuming location for most assuming food. We will return again to this place, and we hope you’ll check it out. Ernie offers a fine menu, solid food, justifiable prices, and a pleasant evening for all involved. See you next week.

The last week in February brings hope for Spring and the Annual Academy Awards, aka The Oscars.

Y Pop Life

By Ken Silvers ksilvers@ theloaferonline.com

es, it's time for the nominated actors to pine for the golden boy, in the hopes he goes home with them. Many fans say they watch the show to see who wins, but truth be told, most watch to see how the stars are dressed and who they attend the show with. The 89th Academy Awards, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, will be handed out the night of February 26th at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood. As usual, there were many worthy actors and movies left out, but there are also wonderful nominees. The nominees for Best Actress in a Leading Role are as follows: Isabelle Huppert for "Elle"; Ruth Negga for "Loving"; Natalie Portman for "Jackie"; Emma Stone for "La La Land", and Meryl Streep for "Florence Foster Jenkins". The category is very competitive and

I Ruth Negga will pull an upset for "Loving", but don't count out Stone for her performance in "La La Land." The nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role are the following: Casey Affleck for "Manchester by the Sea"; Andrew Garfield for "Hacksaw Ridge"; Ryan Gosling for "La La Land"; Viggo Mortensen for "Captain Fantastic", and Danzel Washington for "Fences". Affleck is the favorite to take home the gold for his role as a troubled uncle, but Washington just may pull an upset. The Best Picture nominees are as follows: "Arrival"; "Fences"; "Hacksaw Ridge"; "Hell or High Water"; "Hidden Figures"; "La La Land"; "Lion"; "Manchester by the Sea", and "Moonlight." Personally I am pulling for "Hidden Figures" to win, but the favorite is "La La Land", a bright and charming musical that hearkens back

to the days of classic movie musicals. No matter which film wins, they are all excellent choices. In some of the other categories, I hope to see Viola Davis win for "Fences" and Dev Patel for "Lions". If "Can't Stop the Feeling" from "Trolls" doesn't win Best Song, the Academy will need to answer for a huge mistake as to why they didn't award the only hit song in said category. The Oscars sure have come a long way since the first presentation in 1929, when the entire ceremony ran 15 minutes (!). Now the opening monologue by the host can longer. So prepare yourself for a marathon show and plenty of "and the Oscar goes to...", and "I don't have a thank you list prepared, but...".

-TROVESeeds

A beauty lies in wait

Are not beautiful

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We donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think much of the shell

The rough exterior serves a purpose

While celebrating the flower

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Against natural and unnatural alike

Inside every dusty, cracked, overlooked ovule

Hidden away

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The source of its being

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The Casual Word

By Langley Shazor Follow Langley at TheCasualWord

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The Oscar Goes To...

Alcatraz East, Crime Museum “Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?” Most everyone is familiar with the iconic song, “Bad Boys,” by the Jamaican reggae group, Inner Circle. It carried as the opening them on the hit television series,

Appalachian Wanderers

By Jason & Daniel Worley jdworley@ theloaferonline.com

Alcatraz East Crime Museum in Pigeon Forge TN, showcases hundreds of authentic "crime artifacts" from all over.

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lcatraz East features five different galleries that guests can tour to get a thorough introduction to the criminal side of society. From the first floor you will go up the stairs and start out in the gallery called History of Crime. Here you will find everything from authentic head cages to leg irons and a real Shrew’s Violin and 15th century prison locks and handcuffs. You can read interactive exhibits on the Salem witch trials and even try on a set of arm and head stocks for those wanting a souvenir picture. Wannabe pirates will be in for a real treat with a variety of flintlock pirate pistols and other pirate weapons on display. For those lovers of the wild, wild west, be sure to check out the western gallery with vintage circa 1880’s US Marshall badges, guns, and photos of famous shootouts. There are even real shots of gangsters such as the Dalton Brothers and John Dillinger. Dillinger’s likeness is also preserved here in the form of a death mask, only one of four ever made. As you proceed further through history, the outlaws transition into the gangsters of the prohibition era. Actual clothes worn by mobsters such as John Gotti and Carlo Gambino can be found along with a countless array of guns. What mobster collection would be complete without real pieces of Al Capone’s “Room of Doom” and a set of his souvenirs from his Chicago offices? The next gallery that you’ll find yourself in is the Crime Scene Investigation. Here, we find relics from our nightmares such as the real clown suits of “Pogo” and “Patches” worn by clown killer, John Wayne Gacy, and the real black leather jacket he was wearing at the time of his arrest. This gallery also holds some of the saddest reminders of American crime such as an original ‘missing persons’ poster of Adam Walsh, son of America’s Most Wanted tv series founder, John Walsh. It was the tragic loss of Adam that prompted his father in pushing to create the well-known code, “Code Adam” that is used still today for missing children. Further along, you will also find items from infamous mass shootings such as the Pulse, Columbine, and Aurora incidents. Sections of twisted steel and metal from the World Trade Center disaster also serve as grim reminders of the deadliest attack in history. Before leaving, be sure to check out the crime scene evidence processing lab and learn all about the techniques used to catch the criminals here too. How would you like to trade in your current bed and living conditions for a 6 feet by 8 feet living space? In this next gallery, you can try out a furnished jail cell with all the accommodations of a stainless steel bed, toilet and table. In the Consequences of Crime gallery, you’ll see firsthand what the end result is for many of the crimes you see and read about throughout your tour, ranging from a recreation of actual prison inmate cells to the real “Old Smokey” electric chair in person. Old Smokey was Tennessee’s first electric chair and was housed at the Tennessee State Penitentiary in Nashville. It claims the fame for 125 executions between 1916 and 1960. You’ll also find leather arm and leg straps from a famous Illinois electric chair, an electric chair head helmet from Massachusetts and the the real noose

Cops, for 29 seasons. So why are we opening this week’s article with song lyrics from a 1987 song you ask? We want to introduce you to a new museum, a crime museum that is, called Alcatraz East in Pigeon Forge, TN. from the Don Jail among other items. From here, you will descend back down to the lower level. Walking down the stairs, you’ll soon see a white Ford Bronco that will immediately bring back memories for you (if you were alive and watching TV in 1994 that is). On June 17, 1994, television networks and cable news channels aired two hours of nonstop coverage of perhaps the most famous car chase to have ever taken place on the Los Angeles freeways; O.J. Simpson in a white Ford Bronco as more than a dozen California Highway Patrol units and Los Angeles squad cars tailed behind. Most remember it as, “the day Los Angeles stopped. Later, the “trial of the century” became a nationwide obsession. From the, “if it doesn’t fit, you must acquit” gloves to the countless weapons, it was filled with tabloid coverage and dramatic, often unbelievable moments in court only to end with O.J.’s acquittal in 1995. Here you can see the real ‘infamous’ white Ford Bronco that made motorists stop on the side of the freeway and cheer for the former football superstar turned celebrity. Along with O.J.’s Bronco, you can also see the 1967 Bonnie and Clyde Death Car, John Dillinger’s 1933 Essex Terraplane and the Bundy’s 1968 Volkswagen Beetle in the Cars of Crime collection. The last two galleries you will visit are the Crime Fighting and Pop Culture areas. Here you can sit in real police cars and work the lights and sirens, or maybe a police motorcycle if that fits you style better. Either way, you can see how riding in the front, or less ideal, in the back of one of the crime fighting vehicles feels. Before exiting the museum, you will have a chance to tour the Pop Culture area which is packed with real and counterfeit items. You will have an opportunity to use the skills you have learned to spot the real or the fake items, some actually confiscated from real counterfeiting mills.

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uess the Number of Candies in the Jar – the person who guesses the closest number will win the jar of candy! The drawing will be held on Tuesday, February 28 at the Jonesborough Library. I Loved this Book Because….. – come and fill out a heart to tell us about your favorite books! We will post these ‘love note’ reviews all around the library. ‘Bag of Books’ contest – the winner will receive a lovely bag filled with books! The drawing will be held on Tuesday, February 28 at the Jonesborough library. Please fill out an optional library survey while you are here – the survey will be available on our website too! Limit one prize per household. Contestants do not have to be present to win. For more information, please call the Jonesborough library at 7531800, or the Gray Branch Library at 477-1550.

A fun and heartwarming comedy

February is Library Lovers’ Month at the Washington County-Jonesborough and Gray Branch Libraries! We will kick off the month-long celebration with several activities:

You Can’t Take It With You

February is Library Lovers’ Month!

he Jonesborough Repertory Theatre invites you to bring the family to see the fun and heartwarming comedy You Can’t Take It With You, running from March 2nd through the 12th at the theatre located at 125½ West Main Street in Jonesborough. Alice Sycamore needs to introduce the well-to-do family of her fiancé, Tony Kirby, to her own eclectic family. The Kirbys are a wealthy, stuffy family of great self-importance, while the Sycamores are a collection of goodhearted lunatics. When the two families come together, lifestyle and philosophy collide head-on. Come join the chaos as you watch their relationships unfold. You Can’t Take It With You, written by Moss Hart and George S. Kaufman, is directed by Karen Elb, assisted by Adam Honeycutt. Included in the cast are local favorites Richard Lura, Kari Tuthill, Catherine Squibb, and Austin Wingate. Shows will run on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 p.m, and Saturdays and Sundays at 2:00 p.m. Tickets are $16 general admission, $14 for students and seniors. To purchase tickets, call the Historic Jonesborough Visitors Center at 423.753.1010 or go online to www. jonesboroughtheatre.com.

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DUANE NELSON THE INTERVIEW

Mountain Movers

By Brian Bishop bbishop@ theloaferonline.com

ou know this guy already! Well, at least you know his voice. Duane Nelson is truly an institution when it comes to radio in our area. He has been involved in radio news professionally his entire career in this market. More than that, Duane grew up here. His perspective on our area, simpler times and what matters the most will give you an insight into the man behind that microphone giving you critical information. Meet my buddy Duane, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll love him too!

BRIAN: Duane, you are a busy guy. Thanks for taking time to be interviewed. You grew up locally, what that was like? DUANE: I was born and raised in Kingsport. I was an only child that had great parents who taught me from the onset, the difference between right and wrong. Even though I was an only child, I had a cousin around my age that lived across the street and it was almost like we were brothers. We played and did everything together. When I look back at my time of growing up, it seems like my life was far less complicated than today. There were no cell phones or computers and people took time to get to know each other. You really did know your neighbor and everyone helped each other. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not saying that part is totally different today, but things have really changed. BRIAN: You have been in news a long time and have seen stories from all over. What makes this area unique in terms of the people and how they treat each other? DUANE: I started out in 1988 in news part-time on WTFM with the Carl and Jody morning show. I worked with them for only a couple of months before going full-time and doing news for two stand-alone stations, WTFM and WKPT radio. I became News Director in 1991, replacing Theresa Carrier who left to return to college. We have since added two other FM stations and two AM stations to our company. I feel our area is

BRIAN: There is a deeply engrained respect for religion and faith in the culture of our region and I know you are a man of faith. How does your faith play a role in your daily life? DUANE: My faith is the one thing that gets me through each and every day! I was raised in a church going family. My grandfather was a minister in the area and we went to church three and four times a week. I had awesome parents, who have been married for 59 years. Something you don’t see often this day and time. They instilled principals and values from my childhood that has stayed with me into my adult years. I am so grateful for them and feel blessed to have had an incredible upbringing.

Area high school girls are invited to shop the YWCA Prom Dress sale

YWCA Prom Dress Sale

BRIAN: Family is on the priority list right next to faith for folks around here. Will you share a little about your family and why those relationships are so foundational to you? DUANE: I feel family is so important to the foundation of a person’s life. My parents not only required me to be the best I could be but they lived

the example on a daily basis. I have tried to take the admonition they provided me growing up and using it in my marriage today. Family will stand with you when your friends walk off and leave you. I could not imagine having any other influence in my life than my parents who guided me and steered me into the man I am today. BRIAN: I can’t end this interview without giving you the chance to talk about the latest and greatest with your work. What’s going on that we all need to be on the lookout for? And how can we keep up? DUANE: I always start off saying I love my job! A lot of people work their whole lives at a job that dread going into each and every day. Not me! I have always loved radio and enjoy the news aspect of my job because I stay informed just as everyone else. I got interested in radio when I was 12 years old and my parents thought it was just a phase I was going through and I would outgrow it! Well, that never happened! I have been blessed to interview several past presidents, actors, people of all walks of life, and I have enjoyed it so very much. Things have changed so much in radio over the years, but one thing that hasn’t changed, is my commitment to provide honest and fair news to our listeners. At the end of the day, I want to lay my head down, knowing I have done the best job possible. The best way to keep up with me is listen each morning.

The YWCA Junior Board of Directors is gearing up for its 9th annual Prom Dress Sale February 23-25, which will feature hundreds of gently used prom dresses, shoes and accessories. A community service project of the YWCA, the Prom Dress Sale features all dresses for just $25 each; high school girls can also inquire about scholarship vouchers from their schools or the YWCA.

he sale will take place in the gymnasium at YWCA Bristol, 106 State Street in Bristol, Tenn., from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. February 23 and 24 for students only. On February 25 from 9 a.m. to 12 noon the event will be open to the general public. "We will have several volunteers at the sale to assist with selecting dresses of all styles, lengths and sizes to help each girl feel special in the gown she selects," said Tammy Henkel, Director of Mission Advancement. Dressing areas will also be available at the sale. The YWCA Junior Board of Directors is a diverse group of young women ages 20-40 who have a desire to acquire more leadership and service skills within the community. Their goals are to build awareness and support of the YWCA in the younger adult segment and to enhance and support the mission of the YWCA. The YWCA accepts prom gown donations year around. Additional drop off locations are at the Virginia Highlands Community College Financial Aid Office and the East Tennessee State University Women's Resource Center. For more information, please call YWCA Bristol at 423-968-9444 or email t_henkel@ywcabristol.org.

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unique because of the small town atmosphere. It’s still nice to go places and run into people you have known all your life but just never get to see them as often as you would like. The one thing I get when I run into people who have moved here from other places is, this area is so friendly! And it truly is!

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Bandit is a 2 year old male mix. He is neutered and up to date on all vaccines. Such a sweet and pretty dog. He is housebroken and good with kids and other dogs.

Gorda is a 3 1/2 year old pit mix. She is spayed and up to date on all vaccines. This is the sweetest dog, so loving and ready for her forever family!

The Bridge Home has an ongoing aluminum can can collection in front of the shelter at 2061 Hwy 75 in Blountville,TN 37617. The cans are collected by a volunteer and the money from the aluminum goes towards badly needed food and supplies for the animals The Bridge Home No Kill Animal Rescue has started a pet food pantry for people that have had financial hardships because of job loss or medical problems and are struggling to feed their pet. They can come by the shelter and get cat or dog food to get through the tough time. Donations can be sent to The Bridge Home Shelter PO Box 654 Blountville, TN 37617 Every animal in their care is spayed or neutered and fully vaccinated before being adopted. Being a non profit the shelter is funded entirely by membership dues and private donations. They always need volunteers or monetary donations.

Other always needed items:pet food, cat litter & cat toys dog treats & dog toys,paper towels, cleaners, office supplies,Purina weight circles. Phone: 423-239-5237 Hours are Mon-Fri 12pm-6pm Sat 12pm-3pm and Sun 2pm-4pm. Website is www. bridgehomerescue@gmail.com or like them on Facebook: www. Facebook.com/bridgehome

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PETS

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THINGS TO DO Big Brothers Big Sisters Looking for Volunteers

Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Tri-Cities (BBBSGTC) is looking for community volunteers to make a difference in a child’s life. Spending 2 to 4 hours a month with an at-risk youth can help them improve in school, their behavior and their self-esteem. “We have a need in our community, and are looking for caring adults to be mentors,” said Kathy Lowdermilk, Regional Director of BBBSGTC. “If you have a few hours a month and the desire to make a difference, we want to talk with you about our program.” Our local Big Brothers Big Sisters office, which serves the Greater Bristol, Kingsport, and Johnson City area, is part of one of the oldest and largest youth mentoring organizations in the United States. It’s a system that has been proven to work and transforms the lives of children who might not otherwise ever get the support they need to grow and successfully meet life’s challenges. “We currently have over 40 children on the waiting list,” says Lowdermilk, “and we need volunteers for these great kids.” Child-volunteer matches are made based on in-depth and comprehensive interviewing with parents, children and potential volunteers. Stringent safeguards are in place to assure that all parties are safe. Volunteer and parent engagement and training also play a big role. Anyone wanting to find out more about Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Tri-Cities should contact the office by calling 423-247-3240, or visiting TennesseeBig.org. ________________

College will offer PED 195 Old Time Dance on Monday’s from 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. This course will cover basic styles of traditional dance from the central and southern Appalachian region. Classes will provide an overview of solo and group dancing history, accompanied by instruction and performance of each dance. The instructor is Tyler Hughes. To enroll, call 276-523-2400 ext. 372 or register online at www.mecc. edu. ________________

MPCC to offer Functional Interval Training

local dances simply send an email request to tricitiesdanceinfo@ gmail.com. ________________

Syndrome support group. All donations go to FRIENDS. We will be featuring a free yoga class followed by cupcakes donated by Petite Sweets. The event is called Auditions for Liberty: The Saga Cupcakes and Candlelight and is on February 23rd at 7pm. of Sycamore Shoals! Sunday, February 26, 2017 at ________________ 2:00 pm OR Saturday, March 4, 2017 at 5:00 pm NE State hosts Information Fair Passionate about our heritage? With Tennessee Promise the Interested in performing in high school kids are alright. Now, Tennessee’s Official Outdoor the Tennessee Reconnect Act Drama? The time has come to hopes to give adults their turn. audition for the 2017 season! Northeast State invites the This year we offer two options public to learn more about for you to join us for auditions – returning to college at an Sunday, February 26 at 2 pm Information Fair scheduled Feb. OR Saturday, March 4 at 5 pm in 21 from 6:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. the Visitors Center at Sycamore at the College’s Johnson City Shoals State Historic Park. campus, 101 E. Market Street. Performances are held in the Fort Northeast State hosts this free Watauga Amphitheater the last informative session for adults as three weekends in July. Dates for well as younger students seeking 2017, our 39th season of outdoor a college degree or certificate. drama, are Thursdays- Saturdays, Northeast State representatives July 13 – 15, 20 – 22, and 27 – 29; from the offices of Admissions, shows beginning at 7:30 pm. Financial Aid, Scholarships Sycamore Shoals State Historic and Veterans’ Affairs will be on Park. 1651 W. Elk Avenue – hand to answer questions. Fair Elizabethton, TN. 423-543-5808. attendees can meet with staff and www.sycamoreshoalstn.org learn more about the College and Tennessee Reconnect. ________________ Like the Tennessee Promise Scholarship for upcoming high Cupcakes & Candlelight Exhale Fitness Studio in Johnson school graduates, the Tennessee City is hosting a charity event Reconnect Act seeks to establish for FRIENDS our local Downs a last-dollar scholarship for adults

to attend a community college tuition-free. With this extension of the Drive to 55, which comes at no additional cost to taxpayers, every Tennessean will have the opportunity to enter or reenter public higher education with no tuition expenses. For more information about this event, contact Northeast State Enrollment Services at 423-323-0229 or admissions@ northeaststate.edu. ________________ Whiskey Rebellion to Host Oscar Viewing Party Roll out the red carpet, Whiskey Rebellion is hosting an Oscar viewing party to benefit PUSH! Film Festival! This private event, taking place Sunday, February 26th at 7:00 PM, will make you feel like you’re celebrating with the stars. Priced at $45 per individual and $80 per couple, ticket includes passed hors d'oeuvres, full champagne service, a chance to win 2 tickets to this year's PUSH! Film Festival, and of course a viewing of the awards! Tickets are for sale at both Whiskey Rebellion and the Believe in Bristol office. *Cocktail attire is encouraged, but not required.

Memorial Park Community Center, 510 Bert St., will offer Functional Interval Training (F.I.T.) for ages 50 and older from 8:309:30 a.m. on Fridays in February. Participants will experience a high-energy class that combines aerobic movements with strength and stabilization exercises. F.I.T. workouts offer the ability to reach fitness goals in a challenging yet fun way. Cost is $2 per class. Pre-registration is not required. For more information, please call 423-434-5749. Cryptogram: We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. ________________ Drop Quote: "When a great team loses through complacency, it will constantly search for new and more intricate explanations to explain away defeat." 4th Friday Dance with Kids Our Age One of the great dance bands in the area, Kids Our Age will be playing our favorite fun dance music on the 4th Friday of this month, February 24th, at the Jonesborough Visitors Center located at 117 Boone St. While the event is billed as a Ballroom Dance, a variety of music is played from the 50's, 60's and 70's. Also, Line Dance Sessions are offered at 6:30 and during the break. The dance goes from 7:0010:00 pm and cost is only $6.00. For additional information call MECC Offers Old Time 423-943-4190. If you would like to Dance Class Mountain Empire Community receive a monthly email listing of

KNOTTY PINE IS NICE

This week’s evocative object is a small piece of knotty pine paneling you see pictured on this page. To you this might appear to be an object with little to no significance, but to me it

Kelly’s Place

By Jim Kelly since 1989 jkelly@ theloaferonline.com

or starters, with all the vast information that is at our fingertips out in that seemingly endless oenline universe, it seems no one is particularly interested in knotty pine. Even our old friend Wikipedia doesn’t say a thing about its significance or its history--guess this is my cue to emerge as the resident Wikipedia knotty pine expert. The only site I found was a quaint one with a cute name: www.knottyisnice.com. According to this not-sohelpful site, knotty pine paneling, which enjoyed its golden age in the period from 1946 to 1963, was, and to a small extent still is popular for four reasons. First, it is “inexpensive and durable.” Make that WAS inexpensive and durable, because prices for this cute decor item have skyrocketed in recent years. Second, it is “easy, attractive DIY material.” Many knotty pine panels came with tongue and groove construction that made piecing the individual panels side by side a relatively easy process. Of course, what’s easy for someone else might turn into a construction disaster for me. Third, knotty pine is a “respected material used since colonial times and suited to Early American decor” (a fifties style not so popular these days, however). And, fourth, “Knotty pine is nice.” What better explanation do you want? The picture on this page shows a panel of knotty pine from my parents’ motel--Kelly’s Motel--that I’ve written about many times, and the place that gave my column its name. This particular panel, along with two others I own, was chainsawed from a motel room before Kelly’s Motel was totally (and sadly) demolished about ten years ago. Interestingly enough, Kelly’s Motel was built in 1948, right at the dawn of the Knotty Pine Era (KPE). The walls in every room of our motel were covered with this paneling, and guests (and my family, who also lived there) were frequently creeped out by the knotty pine eyes that stared down at their every move. The panel on this page reminds me of those stereotyped aliens you see in so many sci-movies and accompanying alien abductee accounts (bogus as they usually are). It is quite possible that my love for horror and sci-fi films might indeed stem from my knotty pine years. And I find it amusing that in the 2014 season finale of the FX TV series “American Horror Story,” titled “Tonight I’ll Be Your Knotty Girl,” Fiona (played by the much-awarded Jessica Lange) finds herself screaming when she realizes that the knotty pine room in which she finds

evokes a universe of memories and meaning. Before we delve into what this little piece of wood means to me, let’s take a look at its significance in a more general sense.

herself is in actuality Hell itself. Lucky for me, I never had any such horrific experiences during my formative years living in the motel, although I did have some rather bizarre moments-the recounting of which may forever remain unwritten. Don’t worry--there were no dead bodies hidden behind any of our pine panels, although I did keep hidden a stash of magazines (I’ll let your imagination run wild at this point) between my shower stall and the pine paneling in my bathroom; before she died, my mom revealed that she knew they were there all along. In our history classes my students and I focus on how we can use evocative objects to gain insights into private and public history. For instance, I use my knotty pine panel to recount how living in a motel has shaped my life in so many nearly incalculable ways--from my love of music (see Part One of this month’s series) to how the experiences I had meeting a diverse group of guests eventually led to the creation of this column, based as it is on the wild and wacky world of popular culture. T h i s p a n e l also evokes several other histories. First, it represents the evolution of interior design during the 1950s, when families often designed their homes around the installation of their new TV set--a prominent room in our motel was the infamous “TV Lounge” (maybe this was the room Fiona screamed about in “American Horror Story”). Second, mirrored in its knotted surface is the history of travel and tourism, especially how this development altered the social, cultural, and economic landscape of the Appalachian mountains. My dad, who was born in Western North Carolina, traveled with his brother to Detroit and Chicago during the Depression years, where they worked in a series of hotels that gave both of them dreams of owning their own tourist establishments when they returned from their northern sojourn. Our motel was ideally

located near the Blue Ridge Parkway, which became a major tourist mecca in the post-war years after being financed by the government during the 1930s and 1940s as a military evacuation route. Third, and closely tied to the previous histories, is how my

wooden p a n e l recounts the history of the automobile in America, and how that history forever altered our lives. I vividly recall checking the license plates on our guests’ cars each night to see where they came from. In fact, the picture that accompanies this column each week is me, at a very early age, standing on the running board of a pickup truck parked in our lot. As you can see, all history eventually comes down to personal history, and my knotty pine panel is a perfect example. This week I urge you to find an evocative object of your own and see how many private and personal connections you can trace from it. “To see the world in a grain of sand,” as the poet William Blake urges us to do. See you next week with the final installment of this Valentine’s Month series.

theloaferonline.com | February 21, 2017

SOME THINGS I LOVE, PART THREE

theloaferonline.com | February 21, 2017