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Volume 31 • Issue #8
on the cover ETSU Mary B. Martin's Spring 2017 Season
Publisher Luci Tate Editor Graphic Arts Director Don Sprinkle Cover Design Bill May
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Founder: Bill Williams Let’s Get Social!
10 The Casual Work Dream State 16 Stargazer Celebrating A Moonwalker 17 Skies This Week 18 Batteries Not Included His Girl Friday 19 Pop Life Sherlock 20 Appalachian Wanderers Fort Loudon State Historic Park 21 Outdoor Life What Is New In 2017 22 Mountain Movers The Karen Jenkins Interview 23 Trivial Traveler The Ultimate Limited Access Road 24 Puzzle Page 27 Kelly’s Place Forgetting To Not Forget
columns & reviews
Contributing Staff Jim Kelly Andy Ross Ken Silvers Mark Marquette Brian McManus Brian Bishop Daniel Worley Jason Worley Langley Shazor Matt Messer
your week’s line-up
Advertising Dave Carter Patti Barr Shawn Hale Paul Kavanaugh
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A Glimpse Into The Past MBM 2017 Spring Season Sleeping Beauty The Goodins Go To Washington Henry Cho @ NPAC Native Tree & Shrub Sale The Breakfast Club Returns Erin Harpe & The Delta Swingers The Honeycutters @ Down Home Carson Peters & Iron Mountain Spotlight Pets Of The Week Things To Do
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ALeStrange Glimpse into the Past Viols to bring early music revival to city, campus The consort music of Elizabethan England featured small ensembles of similar instruments performed for noble men and women in the comfort and intimacy of their homes. Nowadays chamber music is shared in public spaces, but the beautifully crafted interplay and musical conversation still speak to audiences small and sizable.
Upon the heels of a performance at the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C., LeStrange Viols will bring its fresh perspective on early chamber music to Johnson City to start the New Year with “sublime beauty” and a musical “labor of love.” Mary B. Martin School of the Arts at ETSU will present LeStrange Viols in concert on Sunday, Jan. 29, at 6 p.m. at St. John’s Episcopal Church, 500 N. Roan St., Johnson City. LeStrange Viols – which takes its name from a manuscript collection assembled by the 17thcentury English nobleman Nicholas Lestrange – brings together six American viol players committed to crafting musical experiences full of vigor, passion and technical prowess. Inspired by the masterpieces of the viol consort repertoire, LeStrange combines the classic English consort tradition of the 17th century with a bold, imaginative approach to music from a broad array of times and places. “We love the chance to discover and share music that hasn’t been heard for hundreds of years,” says LeStrange member Dr. Loren Ludwig. “Playing and listening to music from another age can offer a visceral connection to the people of that time, who were at the same time just like us (as humans who spoke English) and also so different in so many ways. “That mixture of intimate familiarity and bracing strangeness is one of our favorite things about consort music.” While the word “viol” may sound unfamiliar, as opposed to well-known instruments like violins and violas, viols are simply “cousins to the modern string family, [that] produce dainty sounds that blend together with the utmost euphony when played well,” says Robert Battey of the Washington Post. And LeStrange Viols plays these period instruments in a way that is “clearly a labor of love for the musicians,” he says. Fellow viol player Dr. Lee Bidgood, faculty member in ETSU’s Bluegrass, Old Time and Country Music Studies, compares a viol consort, or ensemble, to a group of siblings singing together. Played at lower than modern 440 pitch, the viol consort – or group of instruments from the same family – offers a wide palette of colors, Ludwig says. “A consort of viols offers a unique and uniquely satisfying sound,” he says, “in which the individual instruments create a warm blend while also maintaining their own distinctive ‘voices.’ ” LeStrange Viols, which was formed in 2014 to record the modern premiere of William Cranford's consort music, features the treble, tenor and bass members of the viola da gamba (or viol) family. Ludwig and John Mark Rozendaal perform on treble viol, Kivie Cahn-Lipman and James Waldo on tenor viol, Zoe Weiss on tenor and bass viols and Douglas Kelley on bass viol. LeStrange’s debut CD, William Cranford Consort Music for 4,5 and 6 Viols, made the New Yorker’s list of notable recordings of 2015. It was the first recording of those experimental “complex, lyric inventions,” says newfocusrecordings.com. Huffington Post calls it “…a polyphonic conversance among viols.” “The Cranford music they have re-introduced may seem obscure,” says Bidgood, who was in school with Ludwig at University of Virginia. “You probably don’t know who Cranford is, but it’s amazing
music and what they’re doing is bringing it out into the world … “Early music practice in this ensemble follows the same approach as in ETSU’s Old Time music program. They may look at field recordings made in Kentucky in the 1930s and think about that historical setting, and then perform the music in a way that is informed by that background and knowledge. There are a lot of similarities in dealing with older repertoire in the classical tradition, bringing it alive by reconsidering it with a deeper additional context. And – it’s really beautiful.” On the program for the Johnson City concert is a mix of some of the group’s favorite pieces from the consort repertory, as well as selections from LeStrange Viols’ upcoming recording project, music from an important but little known manuscript, referred to as “31390,” dating from about 1580, the middle of Queen Elizabeth I’s reign. “We’re excited to share the beautiful pieces from the 31390 manuscript, because they have, in many cases, rarely (if ever) been performed in modern times,” Ludwig says. “We’ll be recording these pieces later in the year and we’ve found that it’s very important to perform music as part of the preparation for recording … The other pieces on the program are some of our favorites because we find them particularly fun to play. “Consort music is all about the musical ‘conversation’ between the parts and the players, and we try to highlight that aspect of the repertory in our programming.” Members of LeStrange Viols have been featured performers with ACRONYM, Arcadia Viols, Amherst Early Music Festival, The Newberry Consort, Folger Consort, The King's Noyse, Boston Early Music Festival Orchestra, Trio Settecento, The Oberlin Consort of Viols, Helios Opera, Quaver, Hesperus, Sonnambula, New York Consort of Viols, Parthenia, Trinity Baroque Orchestra and Brandywine Baroque. Although the music may not be as familiar as Bach or Mozart, the experience should be exciting for the audience and the musicians, Ludwig says. “One of the best parts of playing the viola da gamba and performing consort music is introducing audiences to less familiar sounds and repertories …” he says. “Consort music is beautifully crafted and invites listeners to follow the interplay of parts and the musical conversation between musicians. But it can also be great music to just close your eyes and float in!” While here, LeStrange musicians also will work with ETSU students from the Department of Music, as well as Bluegrass, Old Time and Country Music Studies. The opportunities provided by the visit are as unique as the music, says Anita DeAngelis, director of Mary B. Martin School of the Arts. “In our region, there are very few opportunities to hear viol music, and our string and bluegrass students will have a unique chance to learn from these expert musicians.”
For more information on LeStrange Viols, visit www.lestrangeviols.org. Tickets are $20 general admission, $15 seniors 60+ and $5 students of all ages.
To purchase tickets online or for more information on Mary B. Martin School of the Arts, visit www.etsu.edu/martin or call 423-439-8587.
SPRING 2017 SEASON Monday, Feb. 6, 7 p.m.
MANGO DREAMS
Martha Street Culp Auditorium Free. Q&A w/John Upchurch to follow Thursday, Feb. 9, 7:30 p.m. Sheila Pepe, artist talk Ball Hall Auditorium Tuesday, Feb. 21, 7 p.m. Mercy Killers, one-man show with Michael Milligan An Evening of Health Wellness & the Arts Martha Street Culp Auditorium Monday, March 13, 7 p.m.
I Come From
Martha Street Culp Auditorium Free. Q&A w/ Robby Henson to follow
Thursday, March 23, 7:30 p.m. Matt Palmer, classical guitar First Presbyterian Church, Johnson City
Sunday, April 2, 7 p.m.
Mountain Stage with Larry Groce
Martha Street Culp Auditorium
Thursday, April 6, 7:30 p.m. Oscar Gillespie, visual artist Ball Hall Auditorium
Monday, April 10, 7 p.m. Culp Auditorium
Speed Sisters
Free with Q&A to follow
Friday, April 21, 7:30 p.m.
A Celebration of Harold Pinter w/Julian Sands
Martha Street Culp Auditorium
Saturday, April 29, 7:30 p.m.
The Return of Carl Tanner
Symphony of the Mountains Toy F. Reid Eastman Employee Center
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SLEEPING BEAUTY True Love’s Kiss @ Tusculum College
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Central Ballet Theatre of Greeneville will bring the timeless tale of Sleeping Beauty to the stage Jan. 27-29 in a multi-faceted production. Four performances of “Sleeping Beauty: True Love’s Kiss” are scheduled for the last weekend in January in the auditorium of the Annie Hogan Byrd Fine Arts Building on the Tusculum College campus. The ballet will be performed at 7 p.m. on Friday, Jan. 27; at 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. on Saturday, Jan. 28, and 2 p.m. on Sunday, Jan. 29. The production is a part of Tusculum College Arts Outreach’s 2016-17 Acts, Arts, Academia performance and lecture series. “Sleeping Beauty” continues Central Ballet’s tradition of presenting a multi-dimensional production and will feature majestic sets and backdrops, dynamic lighting and technical surprises brought together through classical and contemporary choreography to tell stories with emotional and spiritual depth. A story of destruction wrought by bitterness and guilt and the overcoming power of forgiveness are the heart of “Sleeping Beauty.” Similar to the recent movie, “Maleficent,” Central Ballet’s “Sleeping Beauty” brings audiences into the world of evil fairy, Maleficent, and helps them understand the anger and bitterness that leads her to curse the innocent baby Princess Aurora. The story follows what happens as Maleficent follows the growth of the princess and changes begin to happen in the heart of the maligned fairy, and a young Prince arrives on the scene, falling in love with the sweet princess. Professional dancers Dillon Davis and Dante Adela join the local performers in the Central Ballet company for this production. In his third Central Ballet production, Davis will dance the role of King Maldoer. A member of Chattanooga Ballet, Dillon started his professional career as a trainee at Alabama Ballet under the direction of Wes Chapman. After completing his training at Central Pennsylvania Youth Ballet, Dillon performed professionally with Nashville Ballet and Dance Theater of Tennessee. While with Dance Theater of Tennessee, he had the opportunity to work with world renowned choreographers Ma Cong, Darrell Grand-Moultrie and Ron De Jesus of Hubbard Street. Adela returns to Central Ballet stage as the Raven in “Sleeping Beauty.” Adeala just completed touring for four years as Yao, the lead in Cirque du Soleil’s “Dralion.” Adela trained in dance at North Carolina School of the Arts and Lou Conte Dance Studio in Chicago then went on to dance in several professional companies including Orlando Ballet and Cedar Lake Ensemble. In past seasons with Central Ballet Theatre, Adela has danced Trumpkin in “Prince Caspian” and Pharoah’s son in “Exodus.” Aurora will be danced by Meg Butler, a student at Greeneville High School, while Queen Oscilla will be portrayed by Katie Kricko, also a student at Greeneville High. Sophia Sparks, a performer from Greeneville will portray “Maleficent.” Two interesting characters added to the ballet’s storyline are Neene (the giver of evil) played by Elizabeth Bosse of Dandridge and Nahal (the good angel) played by Hallie Frank, a student at Chuckey-Doak High School. A special addition to this version of “Sleeping Beauty” is speaking during the actual scenes versus a live narrator. CBT held two auditions this year: a dance audition and a voice audition. The voice for each character has its own actor, similar to characters in animated films. Tickets for the ballet may be purchased at the General Morgan Inn, The Catalyst Coffee Company, Esther & Ella Boutique, Appalachian Chiropractic Center, from local dancers, or by calling 423-724-7014. Tickets may also be purchased at the door. Tickets are $10 general admission and $5 for students and seniors ages 60 and up.
To receive an invitation to the Presidential Inauguration is an honor, but Washington, DC will never be the same once the Goodin Family arrives for the festivities.
To receive an invitation to the Presidential Inauguration is an honor, but Washington, DC will never be the same once the Goodin Family arrives for the festivities. The Foggy Valley Gang is back at LampLight Theatre this January with another humorous episode. The zany redneck crew will take their antics to the nation’s capitol via an invitation from family friend, Clementine Hogg, who is acting as Entertainment Coordinator for the Presidential Inaugural Committee. Devastated by not being asked to sing for the inauguration, Mama Goodin is determined to have the Goodin Family Singers perform for the President. Boasting of having known the PresidentElect in the past, Mama concocts a plan to have an audience with him despite the hyped security efforts of Special Agents Chrome and Magnum and the Secret Service team. With the cooperation from F.B.I. Agent, Thelma “Goodin” Jones (Spoolie’s ex-wife), Clementine has access to the Inaugural Events. From the “Swearing In” and “Inaugural Address” to the “Presidential Procession,” elite ceremonial events turn into outlandish fiascos. Family pastor, Rev. Clyde, though unscheduled, feels led to pray for the nation at the “Inaugurual Prayer Service,” while daughter, Ura Goodin, eats her way into the very heart of the nation as she and her husband, Clovis, attend the “Congressional Luncheon.” Family friends, Otis, Flo, and Luella, are along for the crazy ride along with sultry Aunt Cleopha
and her pessimistic son, Nydifer. The Foggy Valley gang is thrilled to drive their brand new funeral hearse right through the “Inaugural Parade.” Things are about to go haywire as Mama breaks protocol and is resolved to accomplish her mission of having her family sing for the President of the United States… So help her, God. Goodins Go To Washington will be presented every weekend, through February 5, at LampLight Theatre at 140 Broad Street in Kingsport, TN. Nightly performances will be at 7:00 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays. Matinees on Saturdays at 2:00 p.m. and Sundays at 3:00 p.m. Dinner & Show Package: Friday and Saturday Nights and Saturday Matinees (Jan 27-28, Feb. 3-4). Meal starts one and a half hours prior to the show. Meals will be served at The Emporium Banquet Hall (Next door to theatre). The cost is $30 per Adult / $17 per Student (12 & Under) / Children FREE (3 & Under). Show Only: Admission is a suggested donation of $10 Adults, $5 Students, and FREE for children 5 and under. Doors will open one hour prior. For reservations and information, please contact the LampLight box office at 423-343-1766, Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. or online at www.lamplighttheatre.com.
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The Goodins Go To Washington An Inaugural Farcical Comedy
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STAND-UP COMEDIAN Brings Clean Comedy to NPAC Henry Cho, the quick-witted Tennessean-Korean comic with a slow-burning Southern accent takes the stage at the Niswonger Performing Arts Center on January 28th at 7:30 PM. Tennessee native Henry Cho might have been born to be a comic. "I'm an Asian with a Southern accent," says Cho. "To a lot of people, that right there is funny." Cho made his splash into the scene via Comedy Central. This special was filmed in his southern hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. Being a full-blooded Korean, Cho refers to himself as… well… “South Korean.” Henry’s TV and film credits include appearances on NBC’s The Tonight Show, CBS’s The Late Late Show, and countless others. He served two years as host of NBC’s Friday Night Videos and has made numerous guest appearances on various network sitcoms. Cho’s own GAC sitcom, The Henry Cho Show debuted in the fall of 2011. His Comedy Central Special, What’s That Clickin’ Noise? is currently running and he can also be heard on Sirius XM and Blue Collar Radio. Some of Cho’s film credits include Universal’s McHale’s Navy with Tom Arnold and David Allen Greer, Say It Isn’t So with Heather Graham and Sally Field, and Material Girls starring Hilary Duff and Angelica Houston and produced by Madonna. Cho’s clean comedy is so versatile that he can headline Vegas and then tour with contemporary Christian artist Michael W. Smith in the same month. Enjoy a night of laughs with Henry Cho at the Niswonger Performing Arts Center (NPAC) in historic downtown Greeneville, TN on Saturday, January 28th at 7:30 PM. Tickets are $25 for orchestra and mezzanine level seating and $15 for balcony seats. Tickets may be purchased online at www. npacgreeneville.com, in person at the NPAC box office, or by calling 423-638-1679. NPAC offers online seat selection with no processing or delivery fees. There is a $1.50 ticketing fee per ticket regardless of purchase method. The box office hours are Monday through Friday, 10 AM until 5 PM. The 1150 seat performing arts center is located adjacent to the campus of Greeneville High School. For venue information, and to purchase tickets, please visit www.npacgreeneville.com.
3 gallon pots. $30 each. Available by pre-paid order only. Orders due by February 10, 2017. Pickup date: March 4, 2017, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. at Hunter Wright Stadium. Visit https://squareup.com/store/kingsportchamber/ to place your order. For more information, contact Robin Cleary at 423-392-.8814 or eamil: rcleary@kingsportchamber.org
Tulip Poplar - Tennessee State Tree
Covered in blooms in the spring, a wonderful shade tree in the summer, bright yellow fall foliage. The tulip looking flowers found in the spring attract hummingbirds, cardinals and finches. The Tulip Polar is highly resistant to disease and insects and thrives in a variety of soils. The Tulip Poplar, also know as the Yellow Poplar, grows into a majestic cone shape.
Red Maple
Loved for its vivid fall colors, the Red Maple earns its name with its red flowers in early spring, red twigs of new growth, red fruit and spectacular red leaves in the fall. The Red Maple is quite drought resistant, but will grow in wet areas as well. It tolerates most any soil type. A rapidly growing tree that can add 2-3 ft. of growth each year, it grows to mid-size to large. It makes an excellent shade tree.
Redbud
An understory tree, the redbud signals spring in our area! It bears showy pink flowers in very early spring that last 2-3 weeks. The leaves emerge with a reddish color that gives way to a summer green and finally to a brilliant fall yellow. The redbud typically grows no taller than 30 feet and adapts to most any soil and environment.
Beauty Berry
This is a fast growing native perennial shrub that grows well in the understory of other trees. It features clusters of blue, white, pink or purple flowers in late to early spring. In August September clusters of berries appear. The berries also provide a food source for birds. The beauty berry grows 5-8 ft. tall and almost as wide.
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NATIVE TREE & SHRUB SALE
Keep Kingsport Beautiful's goal is to sell a minimum of 100 native trees and shrubs to celebrate Kingsport's 100th anniversary!
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DREAM STATE The Casual Word
The Breakfast Club Returns To Capone's
By Langley Shazor Follow Langley at TheCasualWord
Eventually I will confess to you Tell you all the hidden thoughts The secret "I love you" That drifted across my mind Everytime I knew I wouldn't speak to you for a while The way I have loved you From the very beginning Defys understanding Or common sense Or reality for that matter Does this sort of thing actually happen? We have all read fairy tales Knights in shining armor Princesses in need of rescuing Some have even seen it In the flesh It is so magical So awe inspiring I pinch myself Thinking that pain will remind me These internal feelings Cannot possibly have substance But I certainly cannot deny their existence I will make sense of them That I will be able to share them So that you will know At first sight I was yours
The Breakfast Club will be returning to Capone's on Friday, January 27 for their annual Cabin Fever show. Music will be beginning around 10:30, with the band a 150-minute set of the absolute best hits from 1980s. Admission to the event is $12, and fans must be at least 18 years of age to attend. The Breakfast Club has been a mainstay in the local area for over 15 years, playing fours local club events annually. Hundreds of loyal fans flock to The Breakfast Club's shows to sing along and dance the night away. Fans are urged to arrive early to assure entry. For more information, fans should visit www.thebreakfastclub.com or www.caponesjohnsoncity. com. The event is produced by Ansley Roberts Promotions.
Their red-hot show combines delta boogie blues with reggae, funk and soul, for a rootsy rockin' dance party! A guaranteed good time! 712 State St., Bristol TN. Free, 21+, 10pm. The band is set to compete in the International Blues Challenge (IBC), the world’s largest blues showcase, taking place in Memphis TN from Feb. 1-4, 2017. This year marks Erin’s fourth time competing. The band’s 2017 IBC Tour also includes dates in Arlington VA, Asheville NC, Knoxville & Nashville TN, Tupelo MS, and of course ends in Memphis TN! “Erin Harpe is one of the most dynamic, talented and exciting roots rocking blues women on the scene and it’s time she gets noticed, as she has it all — a golden voice and guitar chops that dazzle" exclaims Living Blues Magazine. The guitarist, singer, and dancer leads Erin Harpe & the Delta Swingers — a fine-tuned electrified quartet featuring Harpe on lead guitar, backed by Jim Countryman on bass, Matt Charles on harp, and Kendall Divoll on drums. Rooted (as their name suggests) in vintage delta blues, then shaken and stirred with modern sounds! Their debut album “Love Whip Blues” is out now on VizzTone! www.facebook.com/ErinHarpe.and.the.Delta.Swingers
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ERIN HARPE & THE DELTA SWINGERS
Wednesday, January 25th Boston’s Erin Harpe & the Delta Swingers bring their electrified delta blues, boogie and soul to O'Mainnin's Pub in Bristol, TN!
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THE HONEYCUTTERS @ The Down Home Asheville, NC-based country roots band The Honeycutters will play the Down Home, Saturday, January 28th. Hunter Grigg opens the show at 8pm. The Honeycutters have a voice you can’t ignore; a voice of persistence, of struggle and of hope, a voice that leads the new music movement erupting out of Asheville, NC. They released their 4th studio album On The Ropes May 20, 2016 on Organic Records. Nashville’s Music City Roots’ Craig Havighurst says principal songwriter and frontwoman, Amanda Anne Platt “has a voice that’s complex, sweet and aching. Even more potently, she writes songs that folks are citing as up there with the best of the field, such as Mary Gauthier and Lucinda Williams.” On The Ropes was produced by Amanda Anne Platt and Tim Surrett and engineered and mastered by Van Atkins at Crossroads Studios in Arden, NC. In On The Ropes Platt continues to bring songs of heartache, yearning, and comebacks using phrases so relatable you wish you had thought of them yourself, ”Love ain't ever black and white, it's pink and gray and blue besides” (“Blue Besides”). Platt’s writing is always personal. The title track, “On The Ropes,” is a rally song about coming back from hard knocks. “When I'm down for the count there's a voice I can't ignore,” like a continuous conversation with herself, pushing her along and encouraging her to make “something out of nothing.” In a recent interview with David Dye of the World Cafe, Dye pointed out Platt’s string of songs with ‘love gone wrong’ themes. Her response, “Doesn’t everyone have stories of love gone wrong?” Part of Amanda’s significance as a songwriter lies in her ability to write everybody’s story and allow each listener to feel it’s theirs alone. She shares songs of love and loss, songs of struggles and fears; in “The Only Eyes” Amanda writes, “If there were an easier road that wasn't so crooked, Honey, I hope you know I would have took it.” NPR’s World Cafe, produced by XPN in Philadelphia, brought the show to Asheville’s The Grey Eagle this February for a sold out evening of entertainment including The Honeycutters in their “Sense of Place” series. The power of Amanda’s songwriting requires musicianship with the kind of edginess needed to match it, to cohesively surround the lyrics in just the right skin while still shining in their individual performances.
Joining Amanda Platt to round out The Honeycutters are Rick Cooper, alternating between upright and electric bass, accentuating the band’s delve deeper into a rock sound blending with their old-school country roots attitude. Along with drummer Josh Milligan the two create a powerful pocket and groove that locks the album together, with Milligan’s vocal harmonies complementing and enhancing Platt’s lead. The pedal steel work of Matt Smith brings unexpected rock licks on an instrument traditionally reserved for a classic country sound in tracks like “Blue Besides” and “Only Eyes”. Smith also shows his prowess on electric guitar with rock, and R&B flavored runs and solos like in “Golden Child”. For more information, visit downhome.com or call 929-9822. TICKETS ARE $14
AT THE DOOR
The IRON MOUNTAIN band entertains audiences performing old-time, bluegrass, and gospel music. The band consists of Carson Peters, his father Jamie Peters, Eric Marshall and Ben Marshall of Mount Airy, North Carolina and Austin Tate of Marion, Virginia. CARSON PETERS started playing the fiddle at the ripe old age of 3 when his parents bought him a 1/8 size fiddle. By age 4, he was playing in fiddle competitions and jamming at musical festivals. At 12 years old, Carson is a seasoned performer playing numerous venues with his band throughout the region - Bristol Rhythm and Roots, Dollywood’s Bluegrass and BBQ and WDVX’s World Class Bluegrass concert series to name a few. Carson has also had the honor of playing on national TV
as a guest on NBC’s The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Little Big Shots with Steve Harvey, as well as play with Jimmy Fortune on the floor of the Tennessee State Senate. ERIC MARSHALL, who plays banjo, was born and raised in Mount Airy, North Carolina, and has loved to sing from his earliest memories. Raised in a region known for its traditional music, it was natural for him to be drawn to bluegrass. In his early 20’s, Marshall started playing banjo with his brother in The Marshall Brothers and Highroad Band. Over the past 20 years, he has worn almost every hat possible in a bluegrass band from band leader to side musician, but he is best known as a traditional style banjo player, vocalist and songwriter. These days, Marshall continues to share his talent and style of bluegrass music as he performs with Iron Mountain. BEN MARSHALL grew up surrounded by music. Stories of Ben Marshall being held by his father on stage as the elder would play and sing, tell of how the seed was planted. He told his dad he wanted to play when he was just eight years old. Ben quickly became known for flawless timing and taste as an anchor for the music he played. Once comfortable with playing, Marshall started singing lead and harmony, adding to his abilities as a performer. He continues to share a love for bluegrass and gospel music as he currently plays bass and sings as a member of Iron Mountain. AUSTIN TATE, from Marion, Virginia, is 17 years old. He plays the mandolin and sings for the band. Tate began playing music at eight years old with tastes ranging from classic rock and old country to bluegrass and gospel. He has played for many local churches, nursing homes and restaurants. He has had some great opportunities to play music with some amazing bluegrass artists, including the Queen of Bluegrass, Rhonda Vincent. JAMIE PETERS plays the rhythm guitar in the band and has loved bluegrass music since starting to play guitar at age eight. After a long break from playing the guitar, his love for pickin’ was reignited when Carson began playing. In any spare time, Jamie also loves restoring and driving old muscle cars. The performance begins at 7:30 p.m. and tickets are $15. Tickets are available at the door, online or in advance at the Renaissance Arts Center. The Renaissance Arts Center Theatre is located at 1200 E. Center Street in Kingsport. Tickets are available at the door or in advance at www.engagekingsport.com or by calling 423-392-8414. This performance is sponsored in part by a grant from the Tennessee Arts Commission. The Tennessee Arts Commission is a state agency that cultivates the arts for the benefit of all Tennesseans and their communities.
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CARSON PETERS & Premier IRON MOUNTAIN Album Release Celebration
The Kingsport Office of Cultural Arts in partnership with 13 Engage Kingsport presents Carson Peters and Iron Mountain: Premier Album Release Celebration on Friday, January 27 at the Renaissance Arts Center Theatre. The band will host a fan appreciation event from 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. in the Gallery prior to the concert.
Spotlight
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- SATURDAY - Jan. 28th -
- FRIDAY - Jan. 27th -
- TUESDAY - Jan. 24th -
Downtown Country
If you or your band are playing in the upcoming week and would like to be in The Spotlight, call in advance to (423) 283-4324 or go online to: theloaferonline.com. Due to last minute cancellations or changes, please call the location to confirm.
Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria
O’Mainin’s Pub
Exit 23
Noble Giants
Open Mic
Dan Lavoie / Danimal Planet / Loose Leaves
Andy Sneed
at Acoustic Coffeehouse
Guido Au’some and the Open Mic Playas O’Mainnin’s Pub
- WEDNESDAY - Jan. 25th -
Earl Harpe & The Delta Swingers O’Mainnin’s Pub
Acoustic Coffeehouse
Darrin Bradbury Down Home
The Breakfast Club
at Acoustic Coffeehouse
Acoustic Coffeehouse
Borderline Band
Johnson City Moose Lodge
James Meadows
Capone’s
Holiday Inn
Justin Mychals
7 Mile Mushroom
Holston River Brewing Company
Mal Cooper
at Acoustic Coffeehouse
Broke-N-Busted
CJ’s Sports Bar
Railway Express
Steve Rutledge
Country Club Bar & Grill
Holston River Brewing Company
Paramount Chamber Players
Limited Edition
Erin Harp & the Delta Swingers
Paramount Center for the Arts
Mal Cooper
Bone Fire Smokehouse
Wild Wing Cafe
O’Mainnin’s Pub
Wolf Hills Jazz Quartet
Acoustic Coffeehouse
- THURSDAY - Jan. 26th -
- SATURDAY - Jan. 28th -
Hope Griffin
Southern Rebellion
Wild Wing Cafe
Wild Wing Cafe
Rusty Steele
Us, If / Minorcan / Floyd Strange Solo Set
O’Mainnin’s Pub
The Hideaway
The Diamonds
Love Unit & The Kindest People
Blackbird Bakery
Capone’s
Live Music
Faithfully
Bone Fire Smokehouse
- FRIDAY - Jan. 27th -
Dave Landeo Wild Wing Cafe
Wyldeheart
50Fifty Sports Tavern
The Comet Conductors / Harper and The Bears / Woodston Carpenter The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room
Goat Whiskey / Real Life Heavies
Studio Brew
50Fifty Sports Tavern
Harper and the Bears Sleepy Owl Brewery
Reklas
Rio’s Grill & Sports Bar
Dave Eggar Band
The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room
Shooter
Hansonville Music Barn
Southern Countrymen Band
David Thompson’s Produce
The Black Jacket Symphony
Hit The Pavement Tour
Paramount Center for the Arts
Carson Peters & The Iron Mountain Band
O’Mainnin’s Pub
The Hideaway
Kingsport Renaissance Arts Center & Theatre
Carolina Bound
Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria
The Grand Ole Uproar The HoneyCutters Down Home
Country Club of Bristol
The Diamonds
Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill
Copper Ridge
Country Club Bar & Grill
Jonah Riddle & Carolina Express
Carter Family Fold
Fat Katz
Bone Fire Smokehouse
- SUNDAY -Jan. 29th -
Brad Austion
The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room
Noble Giants
Acoustic Coffeehouse
Live Music
Bone Fire Smokehouse
- MONDAY -Jan. 30th Open Mic Acoustic Coffeehouse
State Street String Band
Blackbird Bakery
Justin Mychals & Jeff Lane at Sleepy Owl Brewery
Open Mic
Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill
for show time & more details, visit
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The Hideaway 235 E. Main St Johnson City 423-926-3896
Sleepy Owl Brewery 151 E. Main St. Kingsport 423-390-8476
Barter Theatre 127 W. Main St. Abingdon, VA
Holiday Inn (Exit 7) 3005 Linden Dr Bristol Va 276-466-4100
Studio Brew 221 Moore Street Bristol VA 423-360-3258
Holston River Brewing Company 2621 Volunteer Pkwy Bristol TN
Tulips American Grub & Pub 3002 E. Oakland Ave. Johnson City 423-232-0868
Birthplace of County Music Museum 520 Birthplace of Country Music Way Bristol 423-573-1927 Bone Fire Smokehouse at the Hardware 260 W Main St Abingdon Va 276-623-0037 Capone’s 227 E Main St Johnson City 423-928-2295 CJ’S Sports Bar 516 Morelock St. Kingsport 423-390-1361 Country Club Bar & Grill 3080 W State St Bristol 423-844-0400 David Thompson’s Produce 251 Highway 107 Jonesborough 423-913-8123
KARAOKE
Down Home 300 W. Main St. Johnson City 423-929-9822
Memorial Park 500 E. Main St. Johnson City Model City Tap House 324 E Market St. Kingsport O’Mainnin’s Pub 712 State St Bristol 423-844-0049 Peerless Steakhouse Lounge 2531 N. Roan St. Johnson City 423-282-2351 Rainbow Asian Cuisine 2412 N. Roan St. Johnson City 423-232-6688 Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill 3119 Bristol Hwy. Johnson City 423-262-0444 Rush Street 1229 E Stone Dr Kingsport 423-247-3184
TUESDAY Karaoke w/ Sean at Dawg House Tavern Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Wingstop - Kingsport TN Karaoke At Numan’s - Johnson City TN *********************** WEDNESDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at American Legion 8pm Karaoke w/ DJ Marquez at Holston River Brewing Company Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Smokey Bones - Johnson City TN Turn the Page Karaoke At VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN *********************** THURSDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke At Numan’s - Johnson City TN Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzaria ***********************
Wellington’s Restaurant Carnegie Hotel 1216 W State of Franklin Rd Johnson City 423-979-6400 Wild Wing Café 71 Wilson Avenue Johnson City TN 423-461-0071 The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room 216 E Main St Johnson City Wolf Hills Brewing Company 350 Park St. SE Abingdon VA 276-451-5470 Yee Haw Brewing Company 126 Buffalo St. Johnson City
FRIDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at Sportsman’s Bar & Grill 9pm Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Karaoke w/ Reverb Karaoke at The Cottage 8:30 pm Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke At Elizabethton VFW - Elizabethton TN Karaoke w/ DJ Marques At Holiday Inn (Exit 7) - Bristol VA Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Moe’s Original BBQ Karaoke At Numan’s - Johnson City TN *********************** SATURDAY Karaoke at The Horseshoe Lounge Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment At Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke At Numan’s - Johnson City TN ***********************
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SPOTLIGHT DIRECTORY
Acoustic Coffeehouse 415 W Walnut St. Johnson City 423-434-9872
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Celebrating A Moonwalker DURING NASA’S DARKEST WEEK
As NASA’s darkest disasters come around again in January’s last week, there is joy in the celebration of the life of America’s last moonwalker.
Stargazer
By Mark Marquette since 1996 stargazermarq@ gmail.com
Gene Cernan died last week at age 82, and his footprints are the last to touch the dusty world of the Moon in December 1972. With him also passes the days when Americans knew their space heroes by name as Cernan is one of the last astronauts known in everyday households. Moonwalker Buzz Aldrin and Apollo 13 commander Jim Lovell might be the only other astronauts that Joe and Jane America can recall by name. How about you? Twelve men walked and camped out on our nearest alien world during six separate Apollo landings from 1969-1972, ending the Moon Race with Russia. As the year 2017 begins, six moonwalkers are alive. Gone are Pete Conrad, Alan Shepard, Edgar Mitchell, James Irwin and, forever in history as the first, Neil Armstrong. The celebration of Cernan’s life will coincide with the week when three fatal accidents took the lives of 17 astronauts, the memories of which are frozen in America’s consciousness. Three of Cernan’s colleagues died Jan. 27, 1967 in a flash fire inside the Apollo 1 spacecraft, on the Cape Kennedy launch pad during a dress rehearsal. Also etched on the minds of several generations is the explosion of Space Shuttle Challenger before a horrified national audience on Jan. 28, 1986, and the reentry destruction of Shuttle Columbia on Saturday morning, Feb. 1, 2003. Gus Grissom and Ed White competed in the two-man Gemini program with Cernan for those cherished astronaut seats. Roger Chaffee was a rookie on a fast track for a lunar mission. They died when faulty wiring caused a spark and consumed the Apollo 1 astronauts testing their spaceship. It could just as easily have been Cernan inside the doomed Apollo 1 sitting on the launch pad. Cernan, in fact, was lucky to escape with his life during a Gemini 9 space walk that went bad. Time gives a unique perspective—and the revelation of facts—when it comes to space history. The Soviet Union hid their failures and exaggerated their successes, while America operated in the open for the world to see. But when something went bad, NASA didn’t always say just how bad. Such is the story of Gemini 9 with Cernan and his best friend, Commander Tom Stafford. Back in 1965, leaving a spaceship for a free-floating journey was fraught with unknowns. The first spacewalker was Russian Alexi Leonov when he ventured outside his Voskhod 2 spacecraft for just 12 minutes. He nearly lost his life, though it was not revealed for nearly 20 years. Leonov, now 82, recounts in books that he had trouble getting back inside a deployed, temporary tunnel. He had to let air out of his spacesuit to squeeze inside, a close call for Leonov and his crewmate. America’s first spacewalks soon followed in 1965 when Ed White floated outside the Gemini IV spaceship, with Jim McDivitt watching inside. That brief, 22-minute Extravehicular Activity (EVA) in outer space was in a fortified Gemini space suit, and White had little control of his motions as a Buck Rogers-style hand jet quickly ran out of gas. The images are iconic, but White, too, had trouble squeezing back inside the spaceship. The next scheduled spacewalk with a new moon-style space suit was scrubbed when Gemini 8 had a close call after performing the first docking in space with a rocket for a target. A stuck thruster on Gemini put astronauts Neil Armstrong and David Scott in a dangerous end-over-end tumble while attached to the Agena rocket. Undocking they discovered the Gemini was tumbling once a second, and they got control of the spacecraft just before the threshold of losing consciousness. THAT save from a space disaster possibly punched Armstrong’s ticket to the first moon landing. So it was up to Gemini 9 and Gene Cernan to test the new EVA suit and a maneuvering backpack. When Tom Stafford watched Cernan go out the hatch, it was the beginning of a tense two hours when little went right. Cernan described the spacesuit as rigid as a knight’s armor, and he had few handholds. Hooking up to the maneuvering backpack at the rear of Gemini, he was overcome by the exhaustion. Cernan’s cooling system began malfunctioning and his faceplate fogged over leaving him blind while clutching to a spaceship travelling 17,500 mph at 125 miles above
the ground. Miraculously Cernan felt his way back to the cockpit while Stafford watched helplessly; his spacesuit wasn’t rated for space walks and the harmful Sun’s radiation. Stafford held Cernan’s legs for several minutes letting him compose himself from a 190 beat heart rate while watching the Earth outside the spacecraft. It was a close call. On the next two Gemini flights, astronauts Michael Collins and Dick Gordon made their spacewalks count for good, but not without some difficulty. But it would not be until the last Gemini XII that Buzz Aldrin would master the techniques needed for future moonwalkers, like him. He trained underwater for the first time, a standard procedure for future EVA’s. When all the hardware for the moon landing was tested in Earth orbit by Apollo 9 and deemed worthy, one full dress rehearsal was planned to do everything but descend the final two miles to the surface. That important mission of Apollo 10 fell to Tom Stafford and Gene Cernan in the moonship dubbed “Snoopy,” with their Command Module pilot John Young remaining in orbit aboard “Charlie Brown.” The mission of Apollo 10 in May 1969 was not without its share of drama. When the moon lander Snoopy was about 10,000 miles above the surface, the astronauts were to stage a blast off from the landing leg platform while in flight instead of resting on the surface. The separation went without a hitch, but a computer command was entered wrong and sent Snoopy tumbling eight times, tossing the two astronauts inside a bucking bronco of a moonship. In fact, the pair could be heard cussing on the live television broadcast of the event. The moonship was stabilized by Stafford and Cernan’s quick action just seconds before losing the needed momentum to achieve lunar orbit and crash into a mountain. Snoopy successfully rendezvoused with Charlie Brown and the stage was set for Apollo 11’s July attempted landing. Cernan had proven his worth in two space events that needed quick, life-saving action. So when Apollo 17 was announced as the last Moon mission, many insiders knew Gene deserved the command. After the close-call on the aborted Apollo 13 mission, NASA executives held their breath each mission fearing the worst public relations nightmare: dead astronauts forever on the Moon or in orbit. It is a tribute to the safety constraints of manned spaceflight that a human hasn’t been killed in orbit and left there as irretrievable. NASA was sending Cernan, its best astronaut, to command two rookies: moonwalker geologist Harrison “Jack” Schmitt, and orbiter Ron Evans on the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon. They camped out for three days, rode a moon buggy and found orange soil! It’s all there in Cernan’s excellent autobiographical book, “The Last Man on the Moon.” The mission was near perfect and ended safely, leaving the Moon all to itself and free from human intervention since that December 1972. Cernan’s life as one of the 12 elite moonwalkers was filled with the continued dream of space exploration. On the big 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 triumph, Armstrong and Cernan were touted as the alpha and omega of the moon landers, the first and last. Cernan is reflective in a 2014 documentary “The Last Man on the Moon.” The last photo he took on the surface was Earth rising over the lunar landscape. “It’s too beautiful to be an accident,” he would say. The years ahead will continue to thin out the remaining moonwalkers down to the last Moon man standing on Earth. All in their 80s, they are: Buzz Aldrin, Alan Bean, David Scott, John Young, Charlie Duke and Harrison Schmitt. These Apollo astronauts are like national treasures. They are the only humans who can speak about standing on an alien world and looking up at their home planet. Learn what you can from these unique souls, and be open to sharing their dreams of space travel and the first, tentative exploration of the Moon. For these moonwalkers’ stories are ones that can never be told again.
NASA’s darkest week as three fatal mishaps with America’s space program sent the nation reeling. The Apollo fire on the pad during rehearsal on Jan. 26, 1967; Challenger explodes 70 seconds into launch on Jan. 28, 1986; and Columbia is ripped to shreds during reentry Feb. 1, 2003. The unthinkable that happened during those disasters—and the deaths of a collective brave group of 13 space pioneers—will forever be in the memory of American history. The stars are a beautiful sight this week in the moonless, cool and crisp Winter nights. Tuesday, Jan. 24 On this 1985 date in space history, Space Shuttle Discovery blasted into space on a quick, three-day voyage by five astronauts on a Top Secret mission of the Department of Defense. Thirty-plus years later we know what the secret was: a sophisticated spy satellite called Magnum ELINT designed for Middle East activities. In 1986, NASA’s Voyager 2 spacecraft flew past Uranus, taking eight years to reach the seventh planet. Voyager 2 gave mankind it’s only close-up views of Uranus 31 years ago. Wednesday, Jan. 25 On this 2004 date in space history, Mars Excursion Rover named Opportunity landed on the Red Planet, and its’ still alive and well! Thirteen years later, the golf-cart-sized, six-wheeled rover has traveled 25 miles, the farthest excursion of any man-made rover in the Solar System. Perched at the rim of a 7-mile crater, NASA’s amazing success story was guaranteed to last 90 days, and more than 4,750 days later, the American taxpayers have gotten their money’s worth!
17 Thursday, Jan. 26 Orion the Hunter is directly south in the Winter sky, beautiful stars surrounding it. Above is the Bull of Taurus and below the celestial dogs, Major and Minor. Friday, Jan. 27 On this 1967 date in space history, three astronauts were killed during a fire inside their Apollo 1 spacecraft while conducting tests on the launch pad. A spark ignited the pure oxygen atmosphere inside the spacecraft, triggering a fire that killed rookie Roger Chaffee and space veterans Gus Grissom and Ed White, both tapped as future moonwalkers. The tragedy derailed America’s moon program for 18 months. But by July 1969 the Apollo 11 moon landing avenged the deaths of Apollo 1. Saturday, Jan. 28 New Moon is today. Another space horror on this date in 1986 when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded 70 seconds after launch. Dead were 7 astronauts, including the first true civilian, teacher in space, Christa McAuliffe. The other astronauts who gave their lives on the 25th Shuttle launch were Commander Dick Scobee, pilot Mike Smith and mission specialists Judy Resnick, Ellison Onizuka, Ron McNair and Gregory Jarvis. Sunday, Jan. 29 Orion the Hunter takes over the sky, moving from southeast to directly south to southwest as the night wears on. Four bright stars are its shoulders, and they are bisected by three stars of the hunter’s belt. Dangling from the belt is the sword, the middle being a gaseous cloud creating stars kj Light Years away. Monday, Jan. 30 To the north, the “W” of Cassiopeia has flopped over to the west, while the bowl of the Big Dipper is to the east. And, of course, in the middle is the North Star, Polaris at the end of the handle of the Little Dipper.
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SKIES Orion belt and sword MarQ Astro Art
Celestial events in the skies for the week of Jan. 24-30, 2017, as compiled for The Loafer by Mark D. Marquette..
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His Girl
FRIDAY
Batteries Not Included
By Andy Ross aross@ theloaferonline.com
It’s easy to get overwhelmed looking at the filmography of director Howard Hawks. There are numerous films in the Hawks catalog that any director would be happy to have one of. Out of forty six films, Hawks has nine on The National Film Registry. Hawks was a genre master, tackling and succeeding in screwball comedy, musicals, drama, western, film noir, and even sci-fi.
If the name Howard Hawks doesn’t immediately ring a bell with you, odds are good you’ve seen at least one of his bigger films: “Bringing Up Baby,” “The Big Sleep,” “Rio Bravo,” “To Have and Have Not,” “Red River,” “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,” and the film which this week’s column is about, “His Girl Friday.” Released in 1940 by Columbia Pictures, “His Girl Friday” stars Cary Grant & Rosalind Russell, and is based upon the 1928 stage play “The Front Page” written by Ben Hecht and Charles MacArthur. Grant plays Walter Burns, the determined and hard-boiled editor of “The Morning Post,” who learns his ex-wife and former ace reporter Hildy Johnson (Russell) is about to wed again. This news comes on the eve of one of the biggest news stories in years, the execution of convicted murderer Earl Williams. Burns is desperate to have Johnson cover this story, but she’s ready to sail on with her new beau. Through a series of carefully calculated complications, courtesy of Burns’ always tinkering mind, the deep seeded reporter inside Hidly is activated and she’s on the job. “His Girl Friday” is one of the most influential film comedies ever made. It’s the origin of so many fast talking, quick paced films. Hawks took the unique vocal stylings of the original play and turned them up to eleven. It would be little more than a parlor trick if the only novelty in “His Girl Friday” was the rapid pace, but the performances behind it leaves one floating in a pool of delight that us mere mortals should give thanks to be in. The other notable change in Hawks’ film is the gender swap the director made. In the original stage play and the 1931 film of “The Front Page” (more on that in a moment), Hildy Johnson is a male role. There are two different stories of what gave Hawks the idea of swapping the gender, but regardless of what gave him the idea, he also barely changed a word of the character’s dialogue. Hawks allowed his actors to ad lib as well, which leads to a lovely moment when Grant’s character refers to a gentleman named Archie Leach slitting his own throat--
Archie Leach being Cary Grants real name. As I mentioned “His Girl Friday” is not the first time “The Front Page” had been adapted to the screen. The 1931 adaptation of “The Front Page” is an early talkie produced by Howard Hughes and directed by Lewis Milestone, and is quite innovative in its own right. Most early talkie films were static, due to the placement of the microphones, but “The Front Page” has both camera and actors moving while speaking. It’s very fluid compared to other talkies of the early ‘30s. I bring it up as I had the chance to see a 4K restoration of “The Front Page” alongside “His Girl Friday” in the new blu-ray release of the latter by The Criterion Collection. In comparing the two films, for I at least, “His Girl Friday” is the better version. Let’s face it, it’s hard to top Grant and Russell, but the 1931 film does have the great character actor Edward Everett Horton in the cast. The HD transfer of “His Girl Friday” was sourced from a 35mm fine grain master positive struck from the nitrate camera negative. Simply put, it’s the best I’ve ever seen “His Girl Friday” look. The black and white image is clear and rich, with solid black levels that I’ve seen washed out in other prints of the film. Criterion’s excellent presentation style is apparent in all facets of the release. Bonus features include archival interviews with Howard Hawks, an appreciation of “His Girl Friday” with scholar David Bordwell, featurettes from 1999 and 2006 about the film, radio
adaptations of both “His Girl Friday” and “The Front Page,” a featurette on the restoration of “The Front Page,” a featurette on Ben Hecht, trailers, and more. Also, in keeping with the newspaper theme, the booklet inside the package is a small, fold out newspaper. “His Girl Friday” is one of the great hallmarks of screwball comedy, and a film that has influenced generations of filmmakers. Criterion’s amazing new blu-ray release of the film is the finest it has looked to date, and is an absolute must own. I can’t recommend this one enough! See you next week.
In 2010 PBS presented the BBC television program "Sherlock" for the first time and viewers had the pleasure of seeing Benedict Cumberbatch present his version of the famous detective Sherlock Holmes.
Pop Life
By Ken Silvers ksilvers@ theloaferonline.com
The series, set in present day, was inventive, sharp, witty, clever, had great acting and scripts, and after the first series, left new fans clamoring for more. Not only did the first series (British shows have "series" instead of "seasons" for their shows) introduce the perfectly Cumberbatch, but gave us the always awesome Martin Freeman ("The Hobbit" movies) as Doctor John Watson. The first series had the two characters teaming up for the first time in three episodes, with the third episode introducing Sherlock's archenemy James Moriarty, played to villainous perfection by Andrew Scott. The first series ended with an exciting cliffhanger that left fans hanging until the second series appeared in 2012. The second series again featured three exciting episodes, with the final (spoiler alert) episode featuring Sherlock supposedly plunging to his death. Series three was presented in 2014 and was highlighted by the marriage of Watson and love Mary Morstan (Amanda Abbington), with Sherlock providing plenty of humor as the Best Man at the wedding. In 2016 fans were treated to a one episode special entitled "The Abominable Bride." The episode featured the characters in an alternative timeline during Victorian times, and won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Television Movie. Fans, including myself, were thrilled when the show returned in January 2017 with three new episodes, the last of which played in select theaters. The current series is the darkest yet for the show, and features a major rift between Sherlock and Watson that left me wondering if they would ever be best friends and working partners again. The latest series also introduces a surprise member of the Holmes family that leads to near tragedy for several of the characters. I really can't praise this show enough, as it's a hit at every level. If you have never seen the show, it's very easy to catch up on, as I mentioned earlier there are only three episodes per series. I really like how the British limit the number of episodes a show produces, so as not to wear out a programs welcome. Save for pay networks like HBO, Hollywood loves to over-produce shows to the point of exhaustion. My preferences aside, Cumberbatch is so perfect in the role of Sherlock, it's like he was born to play the role. The actor captures all the nuances of the character perfectly. Cumberbatch (don't you just love the name!) also has wonderful screen chemistry with Freeman, who portrays Doctor Watson in a calm, yet determined manner. This is a show you must pay close attention to less you miss something important, but take it from me, "Sherlock" is very much worth the effort. Thankfully, Cumberbatch is signed for a fifth series, so I hope we get to visit 221B Baker Street again really soon to see more great mysteries solved.
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FORT LOUDON STATE HISTORIC PARK The year is 1756. The United States is still thirty years from becoming an independent nation. Our state is an untamed land of rushing rivers and endless forests, the only outside human presence being the the occasional hunter or trailblazer.
Appalachian Wanderers
By Jason & Daniel Worley jdworley@ theloaferonline.com
Directions: From I-81 South, merge onto I-40 West at exit 1B. In downtown Knoxville, use the right two lanes to take exit 386B onto U.S. 129 South. After 16.4 miles, continue straight onto U.S. 411 S/W and follow it 17.3 miles. Turn left onto Unicoi Turnpike and after 0.9 turn left again onto Fort Loudon Road. The main parking area is at the end of the road after 1.1 miles.
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Civilization lay east of the Appalachians, which formed a dangerous and almost impassible barrier for westward expansion. This was the land of the Cherokee, who for hundreds of years had roamed these hills and established settlements along the fertile river valleys. Great Britain’s colonies were constantly fearful of attack on their western fronts by the Native American population. The French and Indian War had begun two years earlier, and the Cherokee Nation lay dangerously close to the colonies of North and South Carolina. Relations between the British and the Cherokee had generally been on good terms, and so it was important to confirm that friendship in order to reverse any negative influences the French may have been stirring up. South Carolina sent in a garrison of British troops to construct a fort just outside the Cherokee’s Overhill towns in the foothills of the Unicoi Mountains. Lying along the banks of the Tanasi River, Fort Loudon accomplished its goal of uniting the British and Cherokee nations and ensuring continued trade between the two groups. As is often repeated through our nation’s history, abuse and broken promises lead to that friendship becoming frayed and finally torn apart. The Cherokee successfully captured the fort four years later and forced the garrison to leave the Overhill Territory. As the years passed by, time and the forest swallowed up what remained of the site, and the land sat undisturbed for many years. Interest in the historic site returned in the mid 30s when the land was purchased by the state. In 1977, the site became an official state historic park. Today an amazing recreation of the original fort stands in the same spot as the original. Painstakingly constructed to be as historically accurate as possible, the palisade and bunkhouses seem untouched by the ravages of time. Outside the walls, however, the surrounding landscape has changed drastically. The thriving Cherokee towns which lay along the Tanasi, such as Citico, Tallasee, and the capital city of Chota, were abandoned long ago. Their sites now lie submerged beneath the waters of the Tellico and Chilhowee reservoirs, and even the river now bears a different name. These waters completely surround the fort, which now lies on an island. Today’s park covers just about 1,200 acres and protects not only the main fort area, but also forests and fields populated by local wildlife. Fort Loudon Road leads visitors directly to the park’s main visitor center. Here is a wonderful museum which features artifacts unearthed from the site that are hundreds of years old. A fifteen-minute presentation highlights the history of the fort and surrounding region and provides a great introduction before you venture on to the fort itself. The rangers here are also very knowledgeable and can answer any further questions you might have, not only on the history of the fort but of the Overhill Cherokee as well. Ranger Will Kinton is a great storyteller and provided
Fort Loudon State Historic Park features a complete recreation of the original 1756 fort situated on the shores of Tellico Lake.
us with a wealth of information during our visit. Make it a point to stop by here on your visit. After passing through the visitor center, a paved walking trail leads to the entrance of fort. Within the walls of the palisade lie over a dozen buildings, from a blacksmith shop to bunkhouses filled with bunk beds for the soldiers to sleep in. Cannons line the walls at well-placed intervals and small windows provided stations for soldiers to defend the fort. Walking out the lower entrance to the fort alongside the lake’s edge, you’ll notice a dry moat surrounding the area composed of a hedge of needle-sharp thorns. These served as a first line of defense in order to keep attackers away from the fort’s walls. One only needs a little imagination to hear the roar of cannons firing or the marching of troops on a drill. On several occasions throughout the year, those images in your mind’s eye actually become reality, as Fort Loudon is host to several historical reenactments which populate the grassy fields with British soldiers. History buffs come from far and wide to reenact fierce battles between the Cherokee and the fort. The war cries of attackers mix with the smell of gunpowder to give visitors a vivid image of what life really was like for those who lived here. If wartime battles are not your interest, craft demonstrations and an eighteenth century trade fair provide plenty of alternatives for becoming immersed in history. History is of course the main focus at a historical park, but the island does offer some activities to entice visitors to stay longer. Five miles of hiking trails roam the island, venturing through fields, forests, and along the water’s edge to provide some great views of the lake as well as the Unicoi Mountains beyond. This is a prime habitat for birding also, as the mix of open areas and woodlands is ideal for many species. While no campground is available here, the park does have a picnic area just before the main parking area that overlooks the lake. Fishing is also allowed from the shoreline and on the park’s fishing pier. If you’re interested in visiting during the park’s garrison recreation weekends, please visit tnstateparks.com to get a schedule, as they may change from time to time. Currently the park has six regular events planned and one during the Christmas season. All events are completely free and open to the public.
In The Gun Industy
What is new for 2017 in the gun industry? As I write this article the 2017 Shot Show is in full swing. For those of you that don’t know what SHOT (Shooting, Hunting, Outdoor Trade) Show is, it is an annual tradeshow for the shooting, hunting, and firearms industry. It is the biggest firearm and gun related trade show in the world. This is the event where most major manufacturers in the industry release their new products for the year. There is a range day where manufactures set up and allow media to shoot and use their new products. Here is a rundown of what I feel are some of the most notable new products being released this year from major manufacturers. Ruger is introducing a Ruger Redhawk chambered in 357 mag with an 8 shot capacity and an unfluted cylinder, it will be short barreled and have wooden grips. Ruger has also added the 44 special to its caliber offerings in the Gp100 revolver. Ruger has also updated their target pistol line with the introduction of the Mark IV 22lr pistol; the update includes a much easier takedown feature for cleaning and proper care. Their Precision rifle lineup has dropped the .243 caliber from its offering and replaced it with the new 6mm Creedmoor. Smith and Wesson’s newest product is an update to their M&P pistol line introducing the M&P 2.0 with improved ergonomics, and the introduction of the Shield 45acp Performance center version. CZ USA has released their first attempt at building a striker fired pistol to be called the P10 and have a polymer frame. Remington has expanded their handgun lineup, introducing the RP-9 full-size polymer striker fired 9mm. They have also released a 6” barreled 1911 chambered in 10mm, called the R1 Hunter. Savage arms has for the first time built an AR15 rifle called the MSR short for modern sporting rifle and will be available in 223,556, 6.5 Creedmoor, and 308 caliber. Springfield armory has increased there Mod2 pistol line up and revamped their Emp 1911 line. Last but not least colt has revived the Cobra a lightweight 38 special revolver, this is the first double action revolver Colt has built in over a decade and has created a tremendous buzz around the brand that they may bring back the ever popular Python, which is commanding huge prices in the collector market. Manufactures claim these new guns may be hitting the shelves in mid-February. So make some time in your busy schedule and head down to your local dealer to see what’s new.
Outdoor Life
By Matt Messer matt@ theloaferonline.com
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KAREN JENKINS THE INTERVIEW
My first television job back in 2000 was at WCYB. I was the weekend producer as part of my duties there at the time and it gave me the opportunity to work with, and learn from, Karen Jenkins
Mountain Movers
By Brian Bishop bbishop@ theloaferonline.com
I will fail at emphasizing this enough, but suffice it to say, the word driven does not do this lady justice. For example, she once wanted to willingly walk into a forest fire as a reporter to get the story. I was the camera man who tagged along on that one and she was right, the story and video were remarkable. That is just one of many times she inspired me in my career. I know she will inspire you too. Here is a brief career history and then take a minute to meet my friend Karen. Karen Jenkins has been in the Tri Cities on-and-off for more than 20 years now. First, she was a news reporter fresh out of Ohio University for WJHL. She likes to say “I tried to escape twice,” leaving for news jobs in Dayton Ohio and Nashville before coming back again. This last time she has been here going on 10 years now, and plans to stay put. For the last 8.5 years she has served as Director of Public Relations at the area’s largest advertising agency, Creative Energy. BRIAN: First off, you are a busy person, thank you for taking time to be interviewed. Your roots were not from here originally. Will you talk about where you grew up and what that was like? KAREN: Although I grew up just outside of Dayton, Ohio, my roots are actually here- in SW Virginia. My mom is from a small coal-mining camp (Exeter) in Wise County and dad grew up in Jonesville. They both moved north to find work in the 50s but I’ve been coming here to visit family my whole life. When looking for my first job in television news I thought this would be a good place to start since it was a smaller market, but near family. I’ll be honest and say I never thought I’d still be here 20 some years later, but that’s just the way it worked out and that’s ok! BRIAN: Once you ended up in the Tri Cities, you knew there was something different about this place and these people. What is it that makes you love it here so much? KAREN: It of course the area was familiar to me growing up and it’s certainly a nice place to raise a family. I’ve always loved being on a lake and that’s one of my favorite things about this area. I really look forward to the day that Boone Lake is back to full levels so we can enjoy it again as a family. BRIAN: We can’t talk about this area and not touch on faith. I know you and your faith plays a role in everything you do. Tell folks a little about that. KAREN: Of course. I was one of those kids who was in church every time the doors were open and accepted Christ as my savior at an
early age. I appreciate my parents raising me in a Christian home and as an adult my faith has grown through the good times and bad. I hope to provide that same foundation for my kids, but I’ll admit life is so much busier now I think it’s more challenging for parents. There’s a lot more “stuff” to get in the way, but I feel it’s one of my most important callings is to make sure my kids are also raised in a Christian home. I hope they see that to me, there’s more than life than work. There’s being a servant to others through charity and giving back to our community and showing God’s love to others. That’s why in the past I’ve enjoyed working with charities like Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep, Kari’s Heart Foundation and CASA. I’m certainly not perfect at that but I hope to always point them to the One who is. BRIAN: I saw an online posting about your wedding anniversary recently and I have watched the Jenkins boys grow up from a distance. How important is family to you? KAREN: This year Jamie and I will celebrate 20 years of marriage. Who would have thought it when I met him as a reporter and he was a Carter County Deputy on a drug-bust all those years ago… Family is extremely important to both of us and we’ve always told our kids whatever they dream of, we’ll try to help them achieve it if they are willing to work at it. In addition to one adult daughter we have three boys at home who keep us busy, busy, busy with their academics and athletics. BRIAN: When it comes to work, I have never had the pleasure of working with anybody who has the drive and self-motivation you possess. Creative Energy is the beneficiary of those gifts these days. How can people find out what is going on with your work? KAREN: Thank you. Fortunately the things I’ve chosen to do for pay involve God-given skills that I possess… mainly being a good communicator. If your child is one that frequently gets moved for talking too much in school- don’t worry, there’s hope he or she can be a reporter or public relations professional! I’m proud to work for Creative Energy and in the time I’ve been there we’ve nearly doubled in size and taken on some pretty big clients like Coke-a-Cola, Texas Pete, Pal’s Sudden Service, General Shale and more. I’m also excited that I also have my real-estate license and I’m now part-time working for Evans & Evans. I love helping people achieve their dream of homeownership. Don’t ask me where I find the time but I’m always willing to go look at houses with someone.
Urban exploration seems to be a pretty big thing these days.
The Trivial Traveler
By Brian McManus brian@ theloaferonline.com
You probably know the drill – break into some abandoned factory, hospital, etc. and see what types of archaic technology have been left behind from olden times. Or maybe just look for copper. Of course, I can’t condone this hobby. Meandering through dilapidated structures isn’t particularly safe, it’s generally considered trespassing, and endorsing flagrant disregard for the law and personal safety is just not how I roll. Fortunately, the Abandoned Pennsylvania Turnpike is quite safe and legal, though not the easiest place to get to. Abandoned turnpike - sounds intriguing, doesn’t it? Well it’s exactly what it sounds like. In southern Pennsylvania, there is a section of unused highway that’s gone unmaintained for the past fifty years, just begging to be explored. Oh, and did I mention that there are tunnels? Ok, so a little background here: The Pennsylvania Turnpike was originally opened to vehicular traffic in 1940 as a means to significantly decrease travel time between the populous metropolitan areas of Pittsburgh and
Philadelphia. Per the original plan, seven tunnels were built (or repurposed) to guide traffic through the rugged Appalachian Mountains running through the middle of the state. However, as automobile usage continued to increase, the turnpike soon began to see more traffic than was ever expected, and by the late 50’s was a congested mess – especially around those tunnels, which only accommodated one lane in each direction. Something had to be done, but with three of the tunnels deemed to impractical to widen, the powers that be in Harrisburg decided to simply construct a new route through the trouble spot. So, in 1968, 13 miles of the original highway were bypassed and left to decay. Nowadays, you can walk, bike, roller skate or Segway along the majority of that section, though cars are prohibited. It’s not easy to get to though, and cars are absolutely prohibited. Still, if you’re ever near the popular stopover / mini-Gatlinburg of Breezewood, PA, and know where to look, there is an unmarked point of access with very limited parking. A few words of caution from the No Shit Sherlock Files: The surface is bad. It’s overgrown and full of as many potholes as you can imagine fifty Pennsylvania winters might make. Also, those tunnels are dark. One is over a mile in length, so you’ll want to bring a very good flashlight. Oh, and there’s no copper to be harvested, so if that’s your game, stick to the old auto plant. But you didn’t hear that from me.
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Amanda is a 2 year old female hound mix. She is spayed and up to date on all vaccines. This sweet girl loves to play!
Paisley is a 6 month old Pit mix. She is going to be spayed and up to date on all vaccines. She is currently being fostered and is trained to sit and shake and has some leash training! Very sweet pet ready for her forever home! The Bridge Home has an ongoing aluminum can can collection in front of the shelter at 2061 Hwy 75 in Blountville,TN 37617. The cans are collected by a volunteer and the money from the aluminum goes towards badly needed food and supplies for the animals The Bridge Home No Kill Animal Rescue has started a pet food pantry for people that have had financial hardships because of job loss or medical problems and are struggling to feed their pet. They can come by the shelter and get cat or dog food to get through the tough time. Donations can be sent to The Bridge Home Shelter PO Box 654 Blountville, TN 37617 Every animal in their care is spayed or neutered and fully vaccinated before being adopted. Being a non profit the shelter is funded entirely by membership dues and private donations. They always need volunteers or monetary donations.
Other always needed items:pet food, cat litter & cat toys dog treats & dog toys,paper towels, cleaners, office supplies,Purina weight circles. Phone: 423-239-5237 Hours are Mon-Fri 12pm-6pm Sat 12pm-3pm and Sun 2pm-4pm. Website is www. bridgehomerescue@gmail.com or like them on Facebook: www. Facebook.com/bridgehome
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THINGS TO DO 4th Friday @ Visitors Center The "Steve & Nancy Duo" will be playing our favorite fun dance music on the 4th Friday of this month, January 27th, at the Jonesborough Visitors Center located at 117 Boone St. In addition to Nancy's vocals and Steve's guitar, these guys always do a terrific job of making great sounds with their generous supply of electronic backup selections. While the event is billed as a Ballroom Dance, a variety of music is played from the 50's, 60's and 70's that provides enjoyable dance opportunities for everyone...can you still do the Twist? Also, Line Dance Sessions are offered at 6:30 and during the break. The dance goes from 7:0010:00 pm and cost is only $6.00. For additional information call 423-943-4190. If you would like to receive a monthly email listing of local dances simply send an email request to tricitiesdanceinfo@ gmail.com.. ________________ Big Brothers Big Sisters Looking for Community Volunteers Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Tri-Cities (BBBSGTC) is looking for community volunteers to make a difference in a child’s life. Spending 2 to 4 hours a month with an at-risk youth can help them improve in school, their behavior and their self-esteem. “We have a need in our community, and are looking for caring adults to be mentors,” said Kathy Lowdermilk, Regional Director of BBBSGTC. “If you have a few hours a month and the desire to make a difference, we want to talk with you about our program.” Our local Big Brothers Big Sisters office, which serves the Greater Bristol, Kingsport, and Johnson City area, is part of one
will be provided. Cost is $5. For more information, contact up. Friends will also be making Space is limited. Please Jim Hastings at 423-491-0444, deliveries for group orders register by Wednesday, Jan. 25 Ron Settle at 423-538-9612 or around Jonesborough. at Princeton Arts Center or by Charlie Mattioli at 423-543-1962. The Friends’ menu will include calling 423-283-5800. a choice of taco soup, vegetable ________________ soup (no beans), red chili, white ________________ of the oldest and largest youth chicken chili, or vegetarian chili. mentoring organizations in the Senior Services to offer With the soup you will receive a Tri-Cities Senior Softball United States. It’s a system that Mental Health Fair side salad, crackers, and brownie has been proven to work and League accepting applications Senior Services at Memorial for dessert. All of this for a transforms the lives of children Applications are now being Park Community Center, 510 minimum of an $8.00 donation! who might not otherwise ever accepted for the Tri-Cities Senior Bert St., will offer adults 50 and Order forms are available at the get the support they need to Softball League, a slow-pitch older a free Mental Health Fair on Jonesborough Library. To ensure grow and successfully meet life’s league for men ages 60 and older Wednesday, Jan. 25 from 12:30you get your selection, large of all skill levels. League play 2 p.m. Discussions will cover challenges. groups are encouraged to turn in “We currently have over 40 begins in March, and Memorial depression, bipolar disorder, a completed check-off order form children on the waiting list,” Park Community Center, 510 Bert schizophrenia, anxiety disorders, by 8:00 p.m. on Monday, January says Lowdermilk, “and we need St., will offer winter conditioning PTSD, borderline personality 30. Individuals and small groups for all players at 10 a.m. Tuesdays disorders, and treatments. volunteers for these great kids.” may order at any time. Child-volunteer matches are and Thursdays beginning Feb. Please call 423-434-6237 for In case of snow & inclement made based on in-depth and 2. A softball camp will be held in more information and to register. weather, our snow date will be comprehensive interviewing with late February. ________________ February 8. forms are parents, children and potential Registration For more information, please volunteers. Stringent safeguards available at MPCC, Winged SOUPER BOWL V call the Jonesborough Library at are in place to assure that all Deer Park, and online at www. Friends of the Library 753-1800.s parties are safe. Volunteer and tricitiesseniorsoftball.com/. Fee “Souper Bowl” Fundraiser ________________ parent engagement and training is $40 per player, which includes Join us at the Jonesborough hat and T-shirt. An organizational also play a big role. Library on Wednesday, February Senior Services to host Anyone wanting to find out more meeting will take place at 1 p.m. 1 for our fifth annual “Souper Sweetheart Ball about Big Brothers Big Sisters of Saturday, Jan. 28 at MPCC. Bowl!” The Friends of the Greater Tri-Cities should contact Games will be played at Winged Washington County Library will Sweetheart Ball from 7-10 p.m. the office by calling 423-247-3240, Deer Park on Tuesdays and be serving a variety of soups and Friday, Feb. 3 at Memorial Park Thursdays through November. Community Center, 510 Bert St. or visiting TennesseeBig.org. chilies for lunch from 11:30 a.m. The season will include intraTickets are $5 and must be ________________ until 1:30 p.m., or while supplies league games, tournaments, and purchased by Tuesday, Jan. 31. last. You can eat in or come to our regional play. 423-434-6237 for information. MECC Offers Old Time convenient drive-through for pick Dance Class Mountain Empire Community Cryptogram: Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. College will offer PED 195 Old Drop Quote: "The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor tail of them and Time Dance on Monday’s from they never are seen twice in the same place." 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. This course will cover basic styles of traditional dance from the central and southern Appalachian region. Classes will provide an overview of solo and group dancing history, accompanied by instruction and performance of each dance. The instructor is Tyler Hughes. To enroll, call 276-523-2400 ext. 372 or register online at www.mecc. edu. ________________ MPAC to offer Pancakes, Pajamas and Paint event Princeton Arts Center, 2516 E. Oakland Ave., will host Pancakes, Pajamas and Paint from 9-11:30 a.m. on Saturday, Jan. 28. Participants ages 2-5 can wear their pajamas while painting and eating pancakes. All art supplies
FORGETTING TO NOT FORGET
Last year I predicted (which we know is really not possible) that this year would see us moving closer to a world being transformed by immersive reality, robotics, and machine learning-- three things that more or less belong to the Internet of Things (IoT).
Kelly’s Place
By Jim Kelly since 1989 jkelly@ theloaferonline.com
One of my coworkers got an Alexa-driven (or should I say Alexapossessed?) Amazon Echo for Christmas--something I assume many of you found under your tree as well. This smart little device represents all three trends rolled into one. It gives us an alternate version of reality, is based on machine learning, and is in effect a little robot. And, like so many things, it sneaks into our lives and gradually chips away at our autonomy and decision-making skills. And, yes, I want an Echo or similar robotic voice assistant as soon as possile. I was prompted to write this column after reading about two apps that allow us the luxury of forgetting to not forget. First up is the “Don’t Leave It!” app that I just installed on my iPad for curiosity’s sake--I plan on removing it as soon as this column is finished. Unless I forget to do this, that is. “Don’t Leave It!” is an app designed for those of us who occasionally--or frequently--forget to do things. A press release from Lifehacker describes the app’s purpose this way: “It’s admittedly a little silly to need an app to remind you to grab your key or wallet before leaving the house, or your lunch bag before leaving work for the day, but we all forget those things from time to time.” “Don’t Leave It!” was originally designed to assist those coping with dementia or other mental problems, but this app has quite understandably gained wider appeal among those who are merely forgetful. Like so many other devices and applications out there, this one uses geofencing to determine the location of our forgotten items as well as ourselves. “Don’t Leave It!” allows you to define your parameters and location and to specify how many feet away you need to be before you receive a notification. As if we need more notifications in our lives. In any event, we can tell the app we want to be no more than 60 steps away from an item before receiving the notification. And, as you might have guessed, if we can’t seem to figure that one out, there is a “Help Me Choose” button that will let the app decide for you. How convenient. Needless to say, in order for this app to work well, you need to pair it up with your Fitbit or other similar tracking device. But what if I forget to do that? This neat little app also provides a list of items it will remind you to not forget. Included on the list are rings, scarves, shoes, sunglasses,
tickets, tools, towels, USB drives, wine, lunch (wine with lunch?), money, passports, keys, leftovers, children (you would think most of us would remember these, wouldn’t you?), gloves, glasses, and beer (do we detect a theme here?). Even the cat is included on the list. So, if we have all these parameters set up correctly, we can forget to not forget. Just let the app do the work of our memories. The only item I listed on my soon-to-be-deleted app is a book--the app doesn’t allow me to specify which book. What if I forget which one? Is there an app for that? The next app that addresses our tendency toward forgetfulness is the AI Scheduler--yes, that’s AI as in Artificial Intelligence. And what does this do? Here’s what a recent edition of CNET magazine has to say about this little marvel: “If arranging meetings has become a bothersome chore, Mimetic.ai’s Evie could be just the thing” [because] Evie “is capable of talking to the other party and scheduling the right meeting time convenient for both parties without your direct intervention.” After all, why should you make your own decisions when Evie--a cousin of Alexa and Siri, perhaps?--can do all that for you? From here it gets a little complicated. Once you take a look at your calendar you send an email to the person or people you want to meet with and then cc Evie on the message. “She then takes it from there by putting you into a bcc and chatting directly with the other person. Once a satisfactory time is confirmed, Evie will then drop you an email to check if it’s fine with you.” Wouldn’t it be easier just to make the call or send the email yourself? I guess not, when Evie has the ability to converse herself by using “natural language processing to decipher the words in your email and respond accordingly.” And here’s where it gets pretty scary, because the folks at Mimetic. ai have “given Evie the shared context that we all carry around in our heads and so she knows, for example, that lunch is typically around the noon hours. This ontological lexicon gives Evie the power to parse, interpret and reason from natural language the way we humans do, so your interaction with Evie feels entirely natural.” Why then, you might be asking, do they need us to attend the meeting? Can’t we just let Evie do it? I guess the moral of this story is that we might soon be relieved of the necessity of remembering to not forget. Maybe before long we will also be relieved of the burden of memory itself. I’m sure there will be an app for that as well. Just think--all of our childhood memories stored somewhere in the cloud, freeing up valuable brain space for more important things like Facebook status updates and wondering what our favorite celebrity is going to wear to the Golden Globes ceremony this year. Before I go, let me remind you to read my column next week. That is, if I don’t forget to write it. Maybe I shouldn’t delete that Don’t Leave It app after all. And, just think, once I install Evie, I might convince her to write my column using her natural language and ontological lexicon. Maybe I’m not irreplaceable after all. Wonder if there’s an app that becomes me? I should be able to take a long refreshing nap while she gets my stuff done. See you, in one way or the other, next week.
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