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Volume 31 • Issue #34 Publisher Luci Tate

Best Bartenders

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24 Stargazer Who's The #1 Bartender of Outer Space 25 Skies This Week 28 Batteries Not Included The Heat Index 32 Pop Life What A Week in Pop Entertainment 34 Appalachian Wanderers Lake Winepesaukah 36 Mountain Movers The Josh "Hoppy" Hopkins Interview 39 The Casual Word Invisible Fence 40 Puzzle Page 43 Kelly’s Place The Vampire and the Zombie: Remembering Martin Landau & George Romero

4 Life of a Bartender 5 Letter from the Publisher 5 Notable Bartenders 6 Best Bartender 1st Place - Dave Davis 7 RobCon Returns 8 Barter Theatre Adds Shows 9 Best Bartender 2nd Place - Jessica James 10 Best Bartender 3rd Place - Kazy Ezzell 12 Tomato Fest 13 Best Bartender 4th Place - Jason Summers 14 Best Bartender 5th Place - Marcus Adkins 15 Benefit Ride In Memory of Dustin Curtis 16 Putt for a Cure 17 Best Bartender 6th Place - Shana Al-Hadi 18 Best Bartender 7th Place - Nicole "Cola" Dingus 19 Scott Miller & the Commonwealth 20 Miss Dreadful @ Acoustic Coffeehouse 21 Best Bartender 8th Place - Laci Jordan 22 Spotlight 26 Best Bartender 9th Place - Brian "Patrick" Donovan 27 Carter Railroad Museum Heritage Day 27 Pet Adoption Event 29 Best Bartender 10th Place - Ivie Slemons 30 Hot dog in hotter cars ... 31 Author to speak on funny names 33 Scoop Fest in Jonesborough 35 Hot Nights, Cool Music wraps up 37 Storytelling Live! Welcomes Michael Harrell 38 Lib-Con II Art Contest 41 Pets Of The Week 42 Things To Do

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Life of a

Bartender Ah. The life of a bartender. It's glamorous, isn't it? Well, that's what we thought until we decided to take a closer look as we rounded up the top 10 bartenders who won through reader voting; and, asked them "What would you really like your customers to know?" And here's what they said.

t's a job that requires endless patience, good memory, great sense of humor and always a smile. Every shift is like an unpredictable roller coaster ride.

Shhh. No need to start screaming drink orders before we even get to you. "I am ready to take your order when I ask, "what can I get you?" No need to yell out your order. Chances are, I'm not even listening to you yet because I'm busy helping that other thirsty sardine. And while you're screaming your order at me, "I'm in the middle of keeping other thirsty sardines' list of drinks in my head, while adding them up, keeping an on the room, looking to see who's coming in the door, who's coming up to the bar- in what order, and so on. So, when you yell your drink at me, and I lose focus on the 10 other multitasking things I'm doing, I'll then need to go back and confirm what I was making, which just makes everyone in the room wait longer. Including you." The "hmmm" syndrome. "If you've been waiting to get a drink at the bar, start thinking about what drink you would like before we take your order. When we finally get to you, and you say "Hmm, what do I want?", yes, we roll our eyes. Why? Again, there are 50 other thirsty sardines waiting to place their order. Don't hold up the line." We are not psychics when it comes to your drink order. "I am here to help you find and make the drink you want, absolutely, but I am not a mind reader. When you ask us "What's good?" or "What do you suggest?", that's just way too vague. Please give us guidance on your personal tastes or else we have to do the "Were you thinking beer, wine or cocktail? For the love of God, please tip. "Sure, some non-alcoholic drinks are free at some bars. Or free refills. However, if you're going to ask for a Shirley temple, extra Shirley, with a little bit of orange juice, with a cherry garnish, in a bigger cup, complain that I put too much ice, make a mess and get ready to walk away, please don't forget to tip. We don't just make your

drinks; but, we also keep the place clean, and will do our best to enable you to have a nice night. We will do so by being nice and polite, so show us your appreciation!" I'm not your sweetheart. "Unless you're my husband or significant other. Yes, I'm a woman (or even a fellow!) tending bar, but that doesn't mean I am your sweetheart, honey, or babe. Still, I owe you at least a plasteredon smile for the duration of my shift. Yes, I am in the customer service industry; so, yes, we do our very best to smile all day. But sometimes, I've had a rough day also; and, giggling at your not-sofunny joke, that I've heard for the umpteenth time, doesn't always make me laugh. Keep the jokes at home. We've heard them all." Yes. We see you. "It's my job to notice you; if you can't catch my eye, it is not because I don't see you. It is because the bar is crowded like a thirsty sardine, and everyone has their dollar waving in the air. Make eye contact and smile. Please don't clear your throat at me, or yell. I know you're there; and, promise I will get to you as soon as I can." If we don't see you, it's our fault, not yours. "You shouldn't need to snap your fingers, bang on the bar, yell "hey" to get my attention. If you're waiting at the bar longer than 10 minutes without being acknowledged, your bartender sucks and you should try a different establishment." If we have time, by all means, linger and chat. "As long as we're not slammed, I love for you to stay and talk. It's one of the best parts of being a bartender and being able to share conversation with our patrons. But please respect the rest of the patrons waiting on their drink. When we are busy, that is not the time to tell us about your day, your weekend or the vacation you just got back from. Come during a slow time to show us those vacation pictures. We'd love to see them. But during a busy time, we don't really have time to look. We care about helping the next customer because our income is based on how fast we can get service to the next â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;sardine.' Respect the last call. "We are so glad we did our job so well that at the end of the night, you don't want to go home. But please remember, while you have been drinking and having fun all night, I'm finishing up a 10 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 12hour shift (most likely), my feet feel like a soggy SpongeBob Square Pants because they are soaked with sweat and spilled drinks, I'm still sober, and either I'm ready to have a drink myself, or go home and simply crash. The last call means just that. We are ready to clean up and go home. Respect that we also want to finish out our evening somehow/ somewhere." We hate having to cut you off. But we will. "It's the worst part of our job; but, we have no

Letter from the

Publisher

I never knew what it took to be a bartender. I mean, it looks to be so glamorous and fun. Several summers ago, a friend asked if I'd be interested in helping out behind her bar for a little bit since she was short on a bartender. Wow. I was thrilled. After all, this is glamorous and easy fun. Right? Boy was I wrong.

t's what you don't see that goes on before and after the patrons arrive. It's a tough job. And as I continued to this over the summer, and walk in the shoes of other bartenders, it occurred to me that bar tenders do not get enough recognition. Hence I started Best Bartender 2016. And now again, this year. We hope that this will become an annual tradition to recognize these great employees; and, the hard job that they do so very well, day in and day out. This week I had the opportunity to see each of the Top 10 voted Best Bartenders in this issue. And while all the other 44 nominated bartenders deserve just as much attention, there is only one of me and not enough time to visit them all. But it is on my "to-do list". Each one made me their specialty drink if they had one. Each took the time to sit and talk to me about what it's like to work behind the bar. Their trials and their tribulations. Bartenders are serving people. It takes the right kind of personality to tend bar. Nobody wants an Oscar the Grouch to take their order (and I know I have seen an Oscar or two in my lifetime. Not fun.) I hope you'll take the time to reach each profile that we have provided for you. And take the time to stop in, and say "Hi" to them all. All 54 nominated bar tenders. Nominations were open to ANY bartender by the readers of The Loafer who wanted to nominate their local favorite. We compiled all the nominations into a voting system, and off we went. Each bartender I sat and spoke with expressed their gratitude to be nominated, and mentioned how honored they were. Why? Because they work all day or night just to make you happy. It's not a glamorous job at all. The hard work before the bar opens to the work after the bar closes. You may go home after the Last Call; but, these bartenders are still hard at work, hours later, getting ready for another great night tomorrow. If you didn't get nominated, that's ok. There is always 2018. Watch for us again sometime next July. Until then, keep reading The Loafer. You never know what we will be up to next. After all, it's what you do with your free time that counts. Cheers, Luci Tate Publisher

hile the Top 10 Bartenders featured certainly deserve 5 their mention, let’s not forget the other notable bar tenders that work just as hard. Don’t forget to stop in and say hello to these folks also.

Breanna Jew-d - Applebee's - Johnson City Beth Helbert - Holy Taco Michael Bell - East Coast Wings - Johnson City Jennier Hale - Poblano's Lisa Smith - Stone Drive Eagles Adrian Hall - East Coast Wings - Kingsport Emmet Smith - Wild Wing Café Mike Farthing - East Coast Wings Paula Dugger - Rainbow Asian Cuisine Summer Jade Coleman - Country Club Bar & Grill Todd Nickels - Pappas & Beer Helen Christian - Stone Drive Eagles Eric Gray - Applebee's - Kingsport Magus Vaugh - The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room Harmony Glazier - Acoustic Coffeehouse Denzell Boyd - East Coast Wings Heather Speers - Kingsport Moose Kim Ray - Stone Drive Eagles Nikki Woliver - Buffalo Wild Wings - Kingsport Jonathan Taylor - Sleepy Owl Brewery Ben Lolli - Acoustic Ale House Donna Davidson - Kingsport Moose Lodge Bud - Café One 11 David Gooden - Giusseppe's Helen Rutledge - Kingsport Moose Lodge Phil - Southern Craft Nikki Kerns - Stone Drive Eagles Javier Martinez - El Charolais Micky Gray - Peerless Erin Smith - Rush Street Rachelle Bates - Chop House Josh Price - Stir Fry Café Robbie Hatley - Wild Wing Café Todd Kilbourn - Gourmet & Company Ashton Braden - Tipton Street Pub Hannah Shipley - The Well Stocked Bar Hannah Brummit - Sonny's Café Phil Lecklikner - Tipton Street Pub Chandler Meade- Applebee's – Kingsport Michael Langrel - Macado's - Kingsport Heather Atkins - Stir Fry Café Brianna Gorsky - Holy Taco Steven Helmbrecht - Numans Shannon Matney - Holston River Brewing Company 2016 Best Bartender winners: Jennifer Hale – Poblano’s Rainia Winegar – Biggie’s Randy Ashens – Biggie’s Eric Gray – Applebee’s – Kingsport Javier “mikey” Martinez – El Charolais Michael Bell – East Coast Wings

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problem doing it. If your friend has had too much to drink, please do the right thing and encourage them to slow down or go home (not drive of course). Begging after you've been cut off does not work. It's not our fault you drank too much, too fast. But your, and everyone else's safety, is our main concern. Drink responsibly, or we will cut you off." "The job is tough. But we love it. Every night is a different night. You never know what events will unfold. But we do it because we love it. We love our patrons. Our regulars become like family to us. Sure, we have moments when we mess up, and times that I wish I would have kicked people out of my bar and did not. But it teaches us to think on our feet and most the time it's pretty flipping fun." So, come on in. Say hello to the fine folks here. Get yourself a drink. And when the bartender is not busy, introduce yourself. We all love getting to know new people.

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Dave Davis Age: 47

Where do you bartend? Applebee’s – Bristol TN How long have you been a bartended? 13 years What makes you a great bartender? Personality and great recipes. What do you enjoy most about your job? Fun atmosphere and fast pace. What is the most annoying thing a customer has done? I got soaked by a beer being thrown at another person. What are your hobbies? Golf and Music. What is something about you most people don’t know about you? I play classical piano. What is your passion? My Family. What is your superpower? Gift of Gab. What drink d you make that you consider your specialty? Black Pearl. What is your favorite drink? Royal Flush.

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RETURNS

Yes, it’s that time of year again when the region’s best comics and collectibles show makes its annual appearance. Under one name or another, this show is now in its 32nd year, having started in 1985 as the Bristol Comics and Card Show.

ver the years, the show has grown both in size and substance, and now includes Boardgames, Collectibles, Videogames, Fantasy, Comics, Sci-Fi, RPG, Cosplay and various artists and writers. No wonder they had to get a larger venue! Mountain Empire Comics, with stores in Bristol and Johnson City, are the folks behind

ROBCON. This year, ROBCON is at Viking Hall in Bristol on July 29 & 30. Yes, two days! They went from a single day two years ago as there was too much demand for just a single day. They have vendors who sell old and new comics, toys, games and handcrafted fantasy items. One of the highlights is the costume (cosplay) contest on Saturday. Last year saw 140 entrants and they expect to jump past that number this year. Prominent vendors include Pop Culture of Bristol and G2K games with stores throughout the region. ROBCON always features special guests, and the highlight of this year is Timothy Zahn. Zahn is a science fiction author; his most popular books are about Star Wars. He will be signing copies of his books at no charge during both days of the convention. Want more of Mr. Zahn? There is a special event Saturday night, “An Evening with Timothy Zahn” being held at Machiavelli’s in downtown Bristol. Tickets are $50 and a portion of each ticket sold will be donated to the Holly Help Spay & Neuter Fund. There are other industry professionals attending, comic book artists and writers; horror and mystery writers as well. Some of the main guests are Budd Root (Cavewoman), Steve Mannion (Hillbilly) and Roc Upchurch (Rat Queens). The East Tennessee R2 Builders will be there with their radio-controlled R2D2 robots. Outside the hall, Tennessee Ghostbusters will display their Ecto1 car. That should be quite interesting! This year’s ROBCON is a do-not-miss event. It runs 9:00 AM to 5:30 PM both Saturday and Sunday at Viking Hall in Bristol, Tennessee. Tickets available at the door, and they are $10 for one day or $15 for both days. Kids 10 & under are admitted free. For more information, call 423-274-0450 or visit them on the web at www.robcon.org

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Barter Theatre Adds Shows for In-Demand Performances

Audiences have spoken, and Barter Theatre is listening.

ue to high demand for both shows, Barter Theatre has included additional performances for “Footloose: The Musical” and “The Savannah Sipping Society” before they complete their run on Barter stages. An extra performance of both shows has been added on Wednesday, Aug. 2 at 2 p.m. and on Friday, Aug. 4 at 8 p.m., with an additional performance of Footloose also being added for Wednesday, Aug. 9 at 7:30 p.m. “We are excited about the opportunity to add performances of these two excellent productions both because of the overwhelming demand for tickets and to make additional $20.00 tickets available,” said Producing Artistic Director Richard Rose. “There are so many folks who want to see these shows a second or even a third time. Or those who would not have been able to see the shows and are now happy to have the chance.” Barter Theatre recommends anyone interested in taking advantage of these added performances act quickly, before the shows are sold out. Call the Barter Theatre Box Office at 276-628-3991 for more information. Barter Theatre, the nation’s longest running professional theatre, is located in Abingdon, Virginia. The theatre opened in 1933 during the Great Depression. Founder Robert Porterfield offered patrons admission to the theatre by bartering food and livestock. Barter Theatre was designated as the state theatre of Virginia in 1946. It exists today as one of the last year-round professional resident repertory theaters remaining in the United States. Barter Theatre is funded in part by The Virginia Commission for the Arts and The National Endowment for the Arts.

Age: 26

Where do you bartend? Olive Garden Bristol Virginia. How long have you been a bartender? 3 years. What makes you a great bartender? I haven’t really been a bartender that long, and when people, when people come in and tell me what they like and how they like it, I learn. What do you enjoy most about your job? I really like making people happy. What is the most annoying thing a customer has done? There are tons of annoying things guests do, but I don’t think I am allowed to talk about them. What are your hobbies? When I am not working I am always with my daughter and my friends. What is something about you most people don’t know about you? I have no idea! What is your passion? I love music. What is your superpower? Hulk Smash. What drink do you make that you consider your specialty? I make a lot Italian Margaritas. What is your favorite drink? Peroni and Jefferson’s Groth Cask

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Jessica James

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Kazy Ezzell Where do you bartend? Painter Creek Marina. How long have you been a bartender? 3 years. What makes you a great bartender? The fact that I am quick, but yet still attentive to my customer needs. What do you enjoy most about your job? The people I work with and customers more like family. What is the most annoying thing a customer has done? Asking questions when the menu states what the item is. What are your hobbies? Singing and Shopping. What is something about you most people donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know about you? I have stayed at the same job since I was 16 years old. What is your passion? Music. What is your superpower? To be invisible. What is your favorite drink? Strawberry daiquiri with Bacardi rum.

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The Abingdon Farmers Market's

Tomato Fest

The Abingdon Farmers Market will hold its annual Tomato Fest Saturday, August 5th.

ith free tomato tastings, a best tasting tomato competition, tomato ice cream demonstrations and sampling, and live music the festival is a time to celebrate the start of tomato season in Southwest Virginia and the true beginning of summer. The Abingdon Farmer’s market opens at 8:00am Saturday, with Tomato Fest events kicking off at 9:00am. Between 9:00am and 1:00pm, vendors will be offering free samples of many different types of tomatoes, including Cherokee Purple, Giant Belgium, Ponderosa Pink and more, all locally grown. There will also be a “Best Tasting Tomato” contest among vendors to determine what vendor has the best tasting tomato thus far. The announcement of that winner will be at 12:30pm. There will also be a tomato ice-cream making demonstration held on the lawn. Nathan Breeding of Southern Culture will be making a delicious and unique Heirloom Tomato Ice Cream with Sweet Basil Whipped Cream for customers to taste. Recipes will be available at the demonstration table so that you can take this unique tomato dish home with you. These events will begin at 9am and go on until all samples have been given out.

The Abingdon Farmers Market will be having its regular market during this event. Over 45 vendors will be selling all local produce, meats and crafts from 8am to 1pm. The Music at the Market program will also be hosting local band “Chris Jamison” from 9am12pm. The Abingdon Farmers Market is sponsored by Berry Home Centers,The Harvest Table Restaurant, The Town of Abingdon and Iron Mountain Crossfit. Contact Market Manager Haley Stewart at (276)-698-1434 or email abingdonmarket@gmail.com with any questions, or visit the market website at www.abingdonfarmersmarket.com or follow them on Facebook.

Age: 38

Where do you bartend? Applebee’s Kingsport How long have you been a bartender? Worked at Applebee’s 15 years and bartended for the last 10 years! What makes you a great bartender? As a bartender, you really have to be a chameleon. Each guest that comes in the bar is looking for something different and you have to quickly determine what they are wanting to get out of their visit to your bar. What do you enjoy most about your job? Definitely the people and the relationships that I have built. Since I have been at this Applebee’s for so long, I know most people who walk through the doors whether they have ever sat at the bar or not. I have watched people’s kids grow up to where they now come to the bar. Talk about making you feel old. I have bar guests that were at my wedding and even come to my son’s birthday parties. That is the best part of this job. What is the most annoying thing a customer has done? One evening, I decided a particular gentleman had enough to drink. When I brought him a coke to sip on, which he took great offense to, he proceeded to throw the full coke glass back at me saying “I didn’t order a (expletive) drink”, stormed out the door, and proceeded to drive off like a maniac screaming out of the window. What are your hobbies? Golf What is your passion? My passion is my family. I love being a dad and a husband. I strive every day to be the best husband a father that I can be. Having those two people in my life have definitely saved me from a lot of evils. Outside of my family, I really have a passion for social justice and in particular prison reform and re-entry of ex-offenders back into mainstream society. We really have

an issue in this country with people being incarcerated and once they are in that system they are forever trying to tread water to keep from drowning. We need a different way of providing them a skill set and an education while in prison that will better translate into success on the outside. What is your superpower? I believe that being a bartender is superpower. To be a successful bartender, to be mentioned with all of these other great bartenders in the Tri-Cities, it takes the culmination of many talents and being able to mix a drink is just one of the most important. You have to be able to multi-task, remember drinks you haven’t made is 6 months on the fly, break up a fight, crack a joke, know what’s going on in town for the weekend, know directions from your bar to everywhere, and that is really just the start of the list. What drink do you make that you consider your specialty? The ponytail shot. Quite often as a bartender, a quest will ask you “just to make something up”. The ponytail shot was a product of one of those times and has become fairly popular. What is your favorite drink? The water moccasin(crown royal, peach schnapps, sour and sprite). That is always my go to drink.

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Jason Summers

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Marcus Adkins Age: 40

Where do you bartend? State Line Bar & Grille How long have you been a bartender? 18 years. What makes you a great bartender? Bartending comes very natural to me. It doesn’t feel like work because I love it. What do you enjoy most about your job? Meeting new people, creating new relationships and making life long friendships. What is the most annoying thing a customer has done? Swing by some time. I’ll tell you some stories, or we can wait for a doughnut to show up. What are your hobbies? Fishing, Craft Beer, Home Brewing. What is something about you most people don’t know about you? I can actually fix some things. I recently put a motor in my truck. What is your passion? I love to feed people delicious food and talk about basketball. What is your superpower? Leaping tall Bar tops in a single bound. What drink d you make that you consider your specialty? Old Fashioneds with my signature Courvoisier Cherries. What is your favorite drink? YES! All of them.

In Memory of Dustin Curtis

Dustin Curtis was a 2005 graduate of Science Hill High School. He became a firefighter for the city of Elizabethton in October of 2015. Dustin graduated rookie school in May of 2016 where he worked on the Blue Shift. He was well liked by all his fellow fireman. You can tell by talking with the fireman that they were more like family. According to his co workers Dustin was as real as it gets always reliable, true kind hearted person.

e would help anyone and never had a bad thing to say about anybody. He had a very close relationship with his family and his son Alikye was his world! From the moment I met Dustin I could see the love and devotion he had for his wife and son. There wasn't any job that he couldn't tackle . He could do anything he set his mind to. When Dustin wasn't at work you could find him helping his father in law at Mallard Cove Marina. Dustin was a wonderful son to his parents Gary and Brenda, a loving father to Alikye and husband to Allie. He also was a loving brother to Gary, Teddy, Brittany, and Cody. His nephews Kaden and Kason and nieces Trinity and Paisley adored Uncle Dustin. ByÂ getting the community involved in this benefit ride you can see the impact that Dustin had on everyone. The amount of love and support for him and his family has been amazing! Dustin tragically lost his life way too early. His family and friends have organized a Benefit Ride in his honor; this is the third year. The ride is Saturday the 29th, meeting at Kiwanis Park in Elizabethton at 9:00 AM with kickstands up at 10:30. Donation is $15 per bike or car and $5 per passenger. Rain date is the 30th. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have T-Shirts for sale for $12. For more info or to register, call Carrie at 423-444-1803 or Joseph at 423-956-5129. Head out to Elizabethton this Saturday and have a great day while making a difference.

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Many local businesses and groups are joining together again for the annual Putt for a Cure tournament held at the Kingsport Putt Putt located at 346 West Stone Drive.

his fundraising event is now in its 8th year. Just in the last 3 years they have raised more than $60,000 for St. Jude’s Research Hospital. The Loafer is proud to be one of the sponsors. Proprietor Dan Estes, who has owned the location since 1972 is one of those local businessmen who firmly believe in giving back. Dan, his wife Marsha and their staff join with other volunteers to make this event a success. Almost everything is donated, and Dan tells us that 100% of the proceeds go to St. Jude’s. Starting with registration and food at 5:00, the tournament gets underway at 6:00 and typically goes to 10:00 or 10:30. Three top local bands are playing, Asylum Suite, Benny Wilson and Ivy Road. They’ll be serving hot dog and hamburger platters and a special concoction, Dan’s Soon to be Famous Hamburger (only available once a year at this event). He won’t give out the recipe but promises a unique experience to anyone trying it! Mark Dewitt, an alderman from Rogersville, volunteers every year to do the grilling and lots of volunteers help with literally everything. Donation is $25 per person or $100 for a four-person team. There are several categories of competition including a pro division which is worth watching just to see how these folks can putt. I know I’m jealous of their talent! There are prizes galore, all donated by local caring businesses, and everyone who enters goes home with a door prize, some of which are quite nice. There is a silent auction that includes golf packages, hotel rooms, golf clubs, makeup kits, sports memorabilia and untold numbers of gift baskets and goodie bags. The auction enters its final phase at 9:30 and once they announce last bids, you have just a couple minutes to get your final bid entered. Over the years, many former St. Jude’s patients have participated in this event, and this year is no exception. A pat on the back or an attaboy is all they are looking for – that and having some fun at Putt Putt! Come on out this Thursday, August 3rd, have a great time, take home a nice prize and help St. Jude’s at the same time. Dan expects between 75 and 90 teams. Give them a call and get pre-registered at 423-247-3531. You’ll be glad you did!

Age: 36

Where do you bartend? Marker ‘2’ Grille at Lakeview Marina. How long have you been a bartender? 18 years. What makes you a great bartender? I think the most important factor in any hospitality job is anticipating the needs of your guests by providing what they require before they even realize it. I like to learn the names and drinks of my customers, too, and try to always make them feel welcome and appreciated. What do you enjoy most about your job? I am the happiest when working at a very fast pace and enjoy meeting a variety of interesting guest. What is the most annoying thing a customer has done? People are usually cool about showing their ID, but it annoys me when a young person acts like they cant believe I am asking. I want to say, “Dude you are 23…. What do you expect?” What are your hobbies? Reading, playing bar-trivia, hanging out on the lake and spending time with the coolest person I know, my son, Skyler. What is something about you most people don’t know about you? I once worked as a flight attendant for a private jet company based in Beirut, Lebanon. What is your passion? Traveling and lifelong learning. What is your superpower? My Work-ethic. What drink do you make that you consider your specialty? We don’t serve them at Lakeview, but Basil-Infused Margarita and Old Fashioned against anyone’s! What is your favorite drink? Frothy White Russian.

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Shana Al-Hadi

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Nicole “Cola” Dingus Age: 35

Where do you bartend? Patton-Crosswhite VFW Post 6975 and Holston River Brewery. How long have you been a bartender? 10 years. What makes you a great bartender? I take pride in my job and love working with the public. I make them feel welcomed! What do you enjoy most about your job? The people, the money and making drinks!! What is the most annoying thing a customer has done? When they take home the merchant copy of the credit card receipt without leaving a cash tip or fail to tip on the full amount of your meal when paying with a gift card! What are your hobbies? My hobbies include my family, art and music. What is something about you most people don’t know about you? I am a twin! What is your passion? Making a tasty cocktail that goes a long way, than just a drink! Making it unique & knowing they will not get it anywhere else like it! To satisfy the customer! What is your superpower? Remembering friendly faces and what they drink! Looking forever young! What drink do you make that you consider your specialty? Coco Rum White Rum and/ or pineapple/ mango flavored Vodka, Pineapple juice, splash of sprite, shake and float blue curacao on top! A drink that takes ya back to the beach! “CoCo’s Dream” What is your favorite drink? White Russians

at Capitol Theatre

Scott Miller & the Commonwealth will kick off the Capitol Theatre’s Appalachian Homegrown Music Series on August 4th at 8:00pm. The music series will feature some of the best artists from our Appalachian region on the first Friday of each month.

cott Miller came into the national spotlight in the mid-nineties as leader of the Knoxville-based band The V-Roys; signed and produced by Steve Earle for his E-Squared label. After releasing two critically acclaimed albums, The V-Roys disbanded. Miller then signed to Sugar Hill Records and released several highly praised recording with his new backing band, The Commonwealth. Most recently he has recorded and released music through his own F.A.Y. Records label. The last few years have seen big changes for Miller. He left his long-time adopted home city of Knoxville, TN to return to the family farm to tend a herd of beef cattle, look after his elderly parents and set up a new touring base from his hometown of Staunton, VA. During this time of transition and scaled down touring, Miller teamed up with old-time fiddle maven Rayna Gellert

adding another sonic layer to his repertoire. The two released a mini-album titled “Co-Dependents” and continue to tour together and collaborate often. For his last release, “Big Big World,” Miller tapped Nashville guitarist and producer Doug Lancio (Patty Griffin, John Hiatt). Miller’s avid fans will realize the title phrase points to the artist’s new musical horizons, stretching beyond any of his previous works and reflecting his significant growth as a songwriter. Miller recently collaborated with filmmaker James Weems (Jason Isbell) and photographer Glen Rose to produce the mini-documentary “Goin’ Home” which explores Miller’s personal and musical journey since returning to the family farm. The release of a new album was recently announced. “Ladies Auxiliary” will be available on July 28th and is being funded by crowd-fund site Pledgemusic.com. More information on the series and other events at the Capitol Theatre can be found at www. capitolgreeneville.org.

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Scott Miller & the Commonwealth

Miss@ Acoustic Dreadful Coffeehouse

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Akron, Ohio artist Miss Dreadful will be bringing her solo acoustic act to the Acoustic Coffeehouse in Johnson City on Thursday, July 27th at 8PM.

iss Dreadful normally fronts the horror rock band Dr. Dreadful. O f t e n described as a cross between Danzig and Joan Jett, Dr. Dreadful is known for their bluesy, hard rock sound and b-movie inspired lyrics. They released their first album, Necropolis, in 2015 and put out a music video for the fan-favorite song, “It’s Not Necrophilia if It’s Undead,” in 2016. They are currently working on their second album and plan to release it at the end of this year. Armed with only her voice and a guitar, Miss Dreadful’s act consists of acoustic renditions of Dr. Dreadful songs, as well as new blues inspired material. She is known for her strong, soulful voice and macabre lyrics. Check out her and her band’s music at https://drdreadfulmusic.bandcamp.com/.

Age: 31

Where do you bartend? Holy Taco & Cantina – Johnson City How long have you been a bartender? 4 years What makes you a great bartender? I feel I posses great people skills. I try to relate to the patrons that come in and do my best to make their experience memorable. I find common ground, either with sprots, what they are wearing, drinking, etc. I try my best to make them feel comfortable and welcome. It makes a difference in everyones attitude. What do you enjoy most about your job? Getting to talk with all different kinds of people. I love meeting new people and learning what makes them happy. I am lucky enough to work in an establishment that is a family restaurant during the day and a bar scene at night. I absolutely love kids, being a mother of two. I always want to wait on the tables with children. I really bond with the kids. And the later in the night, I get to help people unwind and have fun. What is the most annoying thing a customer has done? When a customer is rude and demands attention but then has no idea what they want. Even after knowing all the specials and seeing what we have. Especially when we are so buys, and they have no understanding. Other than that, we are really lucky at Holy Taco with amazing customers. What are your hobbies? My husband and I love to workout. I love playing basketball and absolutely love being a mom.

What is something about you most people don’t know about you? I have always wanted to travel but have never been on an airplane. I even had a job as a flight attendant right out of high school but decided to go to college instead. What is your passion? To help people and make them happy. Being a bartender is much more than serving drinks. It’s about listening and responding. We are also friends to these people, learn about their lives and sometimes step in as an uncertified therapist. I have formed many friendships through my work. What is your superpower? My “mom” voice. I do it and don’t even realize. When I need soeone to calm down or leave the establishment, my “mom voice” comes out and they quickly understand “playtime is over” for now. Ha ha ha ha. What drink do you make that you consider your specialty? The Little Mermaid. It is Vodka based and really refreshing and sweet. It can be a shot or drink. And on Saturdays after 7pm they are only $3. I always say “we’re cheap in the good way.” What is your favorite drink? Crown Vanilla and Sprite. Crown and Diet Coke.

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- TUESDAY - July 25th -

If you or your band are playing in the upcoming week and would like to be in The Spotlight, call in advance to (423) 283-4324 or go online to: theloaferonline.com. Due to last minute cancellations or changes, please call the location to confirm.

- SATURDAY - July 29th -

- FRIDAY - July 28th -

Samuel Barker / Carl Hultman at Acoustic Coffeehouse

Borderline at CJ’s Sports Bar

The New Conspirators Our House Restaurant

Stemwinder Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill

The New Favorites Town of Marion

The Whiskey Sticks Damascus Brewery

Downtown Country Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria

Virginia Ground w/ The Drove The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room

Brittney Bexton Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria

Andrew McMahon, In the Wilderness Holston River Brewing Company

Folk Soul Revival Sleepy Owl Brewery

Quarter Bounce w/ Rusty Steel at CJ’s Sports Bar

Old Movie Night Bears Bar

Charles Walker w/ Tanner Qualls / Loose Leaves at Acoustic Coffeehouse

Farmhouse Ghost Gypsy Circus Cider Company

Stepping Out David Thompson’s Produce

Big Mama Shakes Wolf Hills Brewing

Catfish, Victor & Co. Marker “2” Grille

Phoenix Band Willoughby Ruritan

Crocodile Smile Sonny’s Marina

Alliez Holston River Brewing Company

Acoustic Rock and Country Night East Tennessee Distillery

Derrick Ryan Bristol Station Brews & Taproom

Crystal Bright & Silver Hands at BoneFire Smokehouse

Coal Creek Country Club Bar & Grill

Joe Lasher, Jr Capitol Theatre

Adam Bolt Bears Bar

Mark Larkins Our House Restaurant

Crazy Like Lexi Quaker Steak & Lube

Demon Waffle Founders After 5

Limited Edition Bristol Showplace

- WEDNESDAY - July 26th Jackson Howard The Harvest Table Open Mic The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room The Herd of Main Street / Spalding McIntosh at Acoustic Coffeehouse Open Mic Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria CW Line Dancing Bears Bar

- THURSDAY - July 27th The Duo Tones Wild Wing Cafe Miss Dreadful / The Last Tycoon at Acoustic Coffeehouse Dr. Drowzy / Luko & More Capone’s Jam w/ Maureen Renihan Wellington’s Restaurant Live Music at Bonefire Smokehouse Stemwinder Red Barn Rusty Steel w/ Quarter Bounce Sonny’s Marina New Politics Holston River Brewing Company Open Talent Night Bears Bar James Meadows Quaker Steak & Lube

- FRIDAY - July 28th Bask / Indighost / Daybreaker The Hideaway Southern Rebellion Wild Wing Cafe Before The Storm Capone’s

Momma Molasses Bristol Station Brews & Taproom

- SUNDAY - July 30th -

Justin Crider Band Country Club Bar & Grill

Eric Caldwell at Acoustic Coffeehouse

EC Frazier Quaker Steak & Lube

Ivy Road Marker “2” Grille

- SATURDAY - July 29th Jake Quillen Band / Natural Born LEaders / Doctor Ocular The Hideaway Charles Godwin at Acoustic Coffeehouse The Gentleman & Liars Wild Wing Cafe Live Music at Bonefire Smokehouse Nightshift Band Moose Lodge From The Edge Marker “2” Grille Downtown Country Covered Bridge Southern Rebellion Sonny’s Marina

Wolf HIll Jazz Quartet at Bonefire Smokehouse The Abandoned Tour ft Curses, Unwill, Rvnt, Big Mister, Ashes of Atonement Capone’s James Meadows Sonny’s Marina

- MONDAY - July 31st Open Mic at Acoustic Coffeehouse

- TUESDAY - Aug. 1st Crobot with Royal Thunder Holston River Brewing Company

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Bristol Station & Brews 41 Piedmont Avenue Bristol VA 276-608-1220

Model City Tap House 324 E Market St. Kingsport 423-765-0875

Bear's Bar 4460 Highway 421 Bristol TN 423-502-1975

CJ’S Sports Bar 516 Morelock St. Kingsport 423-390-1361

Painter Creek Marina 766 Painter Creek Rd Bristol TN 423-878-5755

Bone Fire Smokehouse at the Hardware 260 W Main St Abingdon VA 276-623-0037

Country Club Bar & Grill 3080 W State St Bristol 423-844-0400

Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill 3119 Bristol Hwy. Johnson City 423-262-0444

Country Club of Bristol 6045 Old Jonesboro Rd. Bristol 423-652-1700

Sonny’s Marina & Café 109 One Street Gray, TN 423-282-9440

Holiday Inn (Exit 7) 3005 Linden Dr. Bristol VA 276-466-4100

Studio Brew 221 Moore Street Bristol VA 423-360-3258

Boomershine's Pizza 4079 Highway 394 Bluff City 423-575-7500

KARAOKE

Bristol Golf Club 115 Cedar Creek Road Bristol TN 423-797-4411

Holston River Brewing Company 2623 Volunteer Pkwy Bristol TN

TUESDAY Karaoke w/ Tina and West at Dawg House Tavern Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Logans Karaoke with Top shelf Entertainment at Boomershine’s Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN *********************** WEDNESDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at American Legion 8pm Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke w/ DJ Todd & Top Shelf Entertainment at Holston River Brewing Company Karaoke w/ DJ Brad & Top Shelf Entertainment at Quaker Steak & Lube Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Smokey Bones - Johnson City TN Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN *********************** THURSDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke w/ Top Shelf Entertainment at Painter Creek Marina Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at New Beginning’s Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzaria ***********************

FRIDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at Sportsman’s Bar & Grill 9pm Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Los Amigos - Kingsport Karaoke w/ Shane Rouse at Bear’s Bar Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Karaoke w/ Reverb Karaoke at The Cottage 8:30 pm Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Toddzilla at Sportsmans Pub Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke w/ DJ Brad & Top Shelf Entertainment at BoBo’s - Damascus VA Karaoke at Elizabethton VFW - Elizabethton TN Karaoke w/ DJ Marquez & Top Shelf Entertainment at Holiday Inn (Exit 7) - Bristol VA Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN *********************** SATURDAY Karaoke at The Horseshoe Lounge Karaoke w/ Toddzilla at Sportsmans Pub Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN ***********************

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SPOTLIGHT DIRECTORY

Acoustic Coffeehouse 415 W Walnut St. Johnson City 423-434-9872

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Who’s The #1 Bartender Of Outer Space

Stargazer

By Mark Marquette since 1996 stargazermarq@ gmail.com

An Apollo moonwalker took wine communion on the Moon, but the Russians tossed back a cognac after a near fatal fire on their spaceship. Either one might qualify as the first bartender in outer space and definitely a choice in “Who’s the Best Bartender Around.”

eanwhile, there are entire cosmic clouds of pure grain alcohol, just waiting for an intergalactic “pub crawl” for consumption. Booze in outer space is one of those “elephant-in-the-room” situations—like sex in space (nobody’s talking). Alcohol is officially banned from the International Space Station, but don’t tell that to the Russians. Dating back to their early Salyut space stations, cosmonauts took a shot of whisky ever now and then to calm their nerves and recharge their own bodily systems. Cosmonaut Alexander Lazutkin, rocketed to the Mir Space Station aboard Soyuz TM-25, confirms that a sip of booze was okay for medicinal purposes. Soviet space doctors included alcoholic drinks in cosmonaut rations beginning with their 1960s day-long flights of the two-man Voskhod spacecraft. Spaceman Lazutkin said cognac was preferred by doctors to stimulate their immune system and keep their bodies in tone. Nominate that cosmonaut for #1 bartender! America didn’t know all this until NASA started cooperating with the Russian Space Agency for flights to the Mir Space Station in the 1990s. During training at Star City south of Moscow, astronauts and cosmonauts mingled, drank together and told stories of their harrowing adventures in outer space. That’s how many of the unknowns about the former Communists’ Moon Race with America came to light. One fact stunned the astronauts: Russian cosmonauts routinely drank and smoked cigarettes on board their Salyut space stations in the 1980s and their large MIR in the ‘90s. The first American aboard a Soviet space station, Norm Thagard, was amazed when his cosmonaut colleagues fired up a cigarette after dinner, and offered a taste of cognac. Adult vices seem to pair well with borscht. Wine was considered as part of the menu for astronauts living on America’s first space station, Skylab. That suggestion of a little sherry wine after dinner got the attention of some probation groups, who protested to NASA, and the sherry wine never flew. In 1975, a peace gesture between America and the Soviet Union occurred when our last Apollo module docked with a Soyuz spaceship. Three astronauts and two cosmonauts shook hands and exchanged seats during the two-day display of “détente.” Tales about that historic mission include the alcohol toasts that may have happened. The astronauts are seen with food tubes labeled “Vodka” in Russian, said to contain food as a prank. There According to space workers,

there might have been some smuggled moonshine. And then there is the open bar on space station Mir. What really peeled back the eyes of American astronaut Jerry Linenger was watching cosmonauts toss back a jigger of cognac after a near disastrous fire in 1997. Linenger passed on the snort, but took a photo of the four Russians and one German who calmed their nerves with a Moscow-approved orbital shot of courage. How about a microbrewery in space? Yup, been done. A few pints were processed on the ISS as a research project for the University of Colorado. Brought back to Earth, it was found to have a higher alcohol content than the test batch processed in Colorado gravity, but it was a little skunky. And Japan has whisky bottles aboard their ISS science module, sent up by a distillery in August 2015 to see if zero gravity affects the flavor. The taste test will be in 2018 when the bottles are brought back to Earth. Did you know our Milky Way has some well-stocked liquor cabinets nearby? Well it does. Just 58 quadrillion miles away is a cloud of alcohol that has 10 trillion +billion gallons of moonshine spread across 288 billion miles wide. This intergalactic hooch is in a place called Sagittarius B2, near the center of our Milky Way Galaxy. Sagittarius B2 is one of those fruity alcohol drinks, loaded with ethyl formate that gives raspberries their taste, yet smells like rum. There is no umbrella constellation, but your cosmic bartender might have one handy to choke down this raspberry spiked galactic rum. There is one obvious candidate for the best bartender in outer space… When Apollo 11 landed on the Sea of Tranquility on July 20, 1969, pilot Buzz Aldrin had a surprise for his commander Neil Armstrong. After the lunar dust settled and all was secure with their moon ship “Eagle,” Aldrin told his commander he was going to perform a Christian communion on the Moon. Out of his private possession bag, Buzz pulled out a tiny chalice with a thimble of wine and a sacramental waver, both provided by his Presbyterian preacher. Armstrong watched in silence as Aldrin gave thanks for the successful landing. The astronauts than began preparations for their historic moonwalks. I’d vote for Buzz as the first outer space bartender, and at age 87, the moonwalker would probably be down with that. Aldrin is a twitter monster, posting nearly daily about his globetrotting fun as one of the world’s rarest VIPs. The second human to walk on the Moon would definitely serve up an out-ofthis-world buzz! Though they aren’t allowed to drink a beer in outer space, you wouldn’t want to. Any carbonated drink in Zero G bloats your stomach and you belch and flatulate like crazy! So, gulp a few shots of Russian vodka and relax comrade, it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere when orbiting Earth.

he last week of July—wow, that went by fast! And there’s the crescent Moon again waxing across the evening skies drawing heads upward. Jupiter, right, and Saturn, left, bookend the Milky Way when you look south. It’s a beautiful time of year to stargaze under dark skies and all the night sounds of Summer. And this week in space history, Apollo 15 was launched for the fourth Moon landing. Tuesday, July 25 On this 1984 date in space history Russian Svetlana Savitskaya became the first woman to walk in space outside the Mir Space Station. An American woman, Kathlyn Sullivan, followed three months later in October 1984 on Space Shuttle Challenger. Wednesday, July 26 The Moon makes its monthly reappearance in evening sky as a beautiful crescent. Moving eastward almost 13 degrees a day, more of the lunar surface is revealed. The daylight line moving left across the lunar surface is called the terminator—which on Earth is our evening or morning twilight. Thursday, July 27 On this 1972 date in space history, Apollo 15 was half-way to the Moon after a launch July 26th to attempt the fourth landing expedition. In the belly of the moon ship “Falcon” was the first car on an alien world, the Lunar Rover. Destination on the Moon was an ancient lava river called Hadley Rille, while the mother ship Endeavor orbited 60 miles high.

Friday, July 28 On this 1973 date in space history, the second three-man expedition to America’s space station Skylab was launched on a 59-day mission. This was the longest space mission at the time, filled with biomedical experiments to observe how the human body adapts to weightlessness. Saturday, July 29 The Summer Triangle straddles the Milky Way high overhead. The star to the north is Deneb in Cygnus the Swan, directly overhead is Vega in Lyra the Harp and to the south is Altair in Aquila the Eagle. Sunday, July 30 On this 1971 date in space history, Apollo 15 landed on the Moon beside an ancient lava river. Moonwalkers David Scott and James Irwin deployed the first Lunar Rover, giving them a range of than 7 miles in one direction away from their moon ship, Falcon.

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THIS WEEK

SKIES

Celestial events in the skies for the week of July 25-30, 2017 as compiled for The Loafer by Mark D. Marquette.

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Brian “Patrick” Donovan Age: 34

Where do you bartend? Numan’s What makes you a great bartender? I have been serving/bartending for all my life. I rarely write orders down, even with 7 or 8 tops, and rarely make mistakes so I am quick and effective when taking orders. I have an ability to shift my personality and modes of speech to suit almost any situation allowing me to interact and get along with ANY customer. People like me and I like them. What do you enjoy most about your job? The people and how different each shift is from the next. We do much the same things from day to day, but the fun is never knowing who will walk in next. I have always loved "people watching" and being in this industry affords me the opportunity to get laid for it. I have met folks from all walks of life and parts of the world, learning their stories and the differences between us all. Again, I like people. What is the most annoying thing a customer has done? I don't like to comment on specific incidents as far as annoying customers go. In my line of work one learns early not to mention individuals even in a vague sense. I'd say the most annoying "type" is what I refer to as a "Yo-Yo" table. This is when you have served the initial food and drink to say a four top. "Anything else right now?" "Ranch please" I go back and forth "Anything else?" "I would also like some Ranch!", says another. To add fro once again "Anything else?" "Could I have a refill?" Asks a third... And repeat for 5 or 10 minutes. What are your hobbies? My primary hobby/pastime has always been reading. I love Science Fiction and Historical Non-fiction. I tend to alternate them so I would read the newest starwars novel followed by Winston Churchill. I don't have as much time as I used to however, my family just seems to keep growing!

What is something about you most people don’t know about you? Something most people don't know about me is hard. I end up talking about myself a lot at work... I am deeply, pathologically afraid of "stingers". Bees, wasps, hornets... the whole class of pests. Whenever one swings by my head I cringe and shudder. What is your passion? My one longtime and overriding passion is my family. Between Heather and I there are now five children whom we adore and I also have a large extended family. Growing up I never really wanted to be a doctor or astronaut or football player. I always wanted a large, close family. I have that and could not be happier. What is your superpower? I suppose my personality. I really don't think I have ever met anyone I couldn't get along with at least for a little while! I'm told I am a superior Daddy too. What drink d you make that you consider your specialty? The drink I hear the most positive feedback on are my Bloody Maries. Everyone seems to love them. I enjoy making them (when I'm not slammed...) as well. They are the most individualized drink out there. Everyone enjoys theirs a bit differently and I like talking to customers to figure out how they prefer them. How spicy? Want celery? Salt? Bacon? Peppers? Making Bloodies is as close to being a chef as I come in my job. What is your favorite drink? I am a beer and shot man. Dark beer and bourbon. The "drink" I have recently been ordering most often is a Garden Snake, as a drink, with a crushed lime as it being mixed. Boozy peach limeade. Delicious.

he event will showcase the colorful and popular lines that stretched across some of the most dramatic scenery in the world. Railroads in the American West were characterized by specialized equipment such as giant steam engines, multiple-unit diesels and huge landmark-level infrastructure like the Donner Pass. Heritage Day visitors will be able to see replicas of some of these machines in action thanks to participating members of the Mountain Empire Model Railroaders club. Tourism lines to Santa Fe and the Southern Pacific are another important aspect of the American West railroads. In addition to amenities, they used style and color to attract potential customers. The rugged terrain led to highly-developed horsepower units like the 4-8-8-4 wheel-arrangement of the Union Pacific’s Big Boy steam engine, the world’s largest, and experimental gas turbines that superseded them. Models of these trains will be in operation by volunteers on the museum’s 24x44 foot HO scale layout. Located in the Campus Center Building at ETSU, the Carter Railroad Museum is open Saturdays from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., and includes model railroad layouts, a children's activity room, and ongoing programs. Heritage Day is held the last Saturday of each month. There is no admission fee, but donations are welcome. The Carter Railroad Museum can be identified by a flashing railroad crossing signal at the back entrance to the Campus Center Building at ETSU. The museum is also seeking artifacts for display, including the newest addition dedicated to the 'Tweetsie' line, the East Tennessee & Western North Carolina Railroad, which will be open for guided tours during event days. In addition to the displays, there is a growing research library, and an oral history archive being established as part of the museum's programs. For more information, visit www.etsu.edu/railroad. For more information, visit www.memrr.org or visit www.glcarternrhs. com to learn more about the Carter Chapter, which helps demonstrate and maintain the model layouts, museum exhibits and other projects. For more information about Heritage Day, call 423-439-6838 or email alsopf@mail.etsu.edu. For disability accommodations, call the ETSU Office of Disability Services at 423-439-8346.

Pet Adoption Event

The Johnson City Public Library is partnering with the Humane Society of Washington County for a pet adoption and education event on Friday, August 4 from 1:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. in the library’s Jones Meeting Room.

eet some of the pets available for adoption to a good home, and learn about pet care from a Humane Society representative. This is a free event that is open to people of all ages. To learn more about this and other upcoming events, visit the library’s website and events calendar at www.jcpl.net, like the library’s Facebook page, or follow the library on Twitter or Instagram. For more information call 423-434-4454.

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Carter RailroadtoMuseum host Heritage Day

On Saturday, July 29, the George L. Carter Railroad Museum at East Tennessee State University will host its monthly Heritage Day focusing on the American West.

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The Heat Index

Many people have the fantasy of being on a tropic island in an ideal beach home that seems right out of an episode of “The Property Brothers.” I, on the other hand, do not care much for this scenario.

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mean, if it was a tropical setting where maybe it was a solid 76 degrees fahrenheit all the time-maybe. I do not care much for the upper end of the temperature scale. Fall and Winter are my favorite seasons. So that’s why the idea of the “perfect getaway” is not a tropical beach scene. My perfect getaway is a large, snowbound cabin stocked with plenty of food, firewood, wi-fi, and board games. Needless to say, with these 90 degree days we’ve been having, I’m rather unhappy. I find that going outside reduces me to a sweaty, sponge like mess. Destroying my morning grooming, and making the rare moment I try to be sauve causing me to turn into one of those oily, greasy losers from a Z grade 80s Teen Comedy. The only options after going to the grocery store is to blast the A/C in my car to try to cool off as quickly as possible, or also rush home and take another shower so I don’t feel like I’ve been the shift leader in a factory that makes steam and steam byproducts. So how I am surviving these dreadful days that leave me feeling like a disused wash rag? I’m hiding out in my basement. Yes, my own personal fortress of solitude, my basement. There are no windows, it’s cool all the time, there are records, there are board games. My basement is bae, as the snappy peppy young people say. It stays dark down there most of time--the light coming from fluorescent bulbs in the ceiling, and the lamps that I have down there when I

want that relaxed, evening feel. I go down there after being outside. I turn on a fan, the air circulates, I begin to feel at peace with the world again. Hopeful that this Summer will pass and cooler weather will--God willing--be with us again. On the hotter nights I’ll invite friends over to enjoy the cold with me. We’ll sit down there for hours, drinking ice cold beverages and playing board games to the wee hours of the morning. It reminds me of those summers when I was a kid and my family would gather at our home, in our basement there, and games of Rook would be held for hours and hours on end.

Age: 25

Where do you bartend? Stir Fry Cafe â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Kingsport How long have you been a bartender? 1. 5 years What makes you a great bartender? I'm creative and have a positive energy I like to share with people! What do you enjoy most about your job? I love the people I've met over the years and that I'veformed friendships with. What is the most annoying thing a customer has done? Rudeness is just unacceptable. I am always kind and expect such behavior in return. What are your hobbies? Paint, hula hoop, travel, &love going to see live music. What is something about you most people don't know about you? I have been vegetarian for over a decade. Vegetables are important! What is your passion? Exploring the world. What is your superpower? Crystal healing. What drink do you make that you consider your specialty? Poison Ivie. ;) What is your favorite drink? I love herbaceous cocktails, usually with gin. Aviation is probably my favorite.

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Ivie Slemons

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Feeling hot Hot HOT!

Hot dogs in hotter cars... Thanks to Rep. David Hawk, TN became the first state to pass a Good Samaritan law allowing you to break windows to get a dog out of a hot car without fear of legal repercussion.

ut, despite the concept that smashing up a car owned by someone ignorant enough to leave their dog to cook on a blazing hot day is extremely tempting, there are some basic steps

to take. First, assess if the car is running. If the engine is on and the dog is asleep in the seat, the A/C is likely also on and the dog is not in any distress or danger. Second, is the door unlocked? If the door is unlocked, just open the door and get the dog out of the car. I know seeing a dog in distress is distressing but keep your head about you . The law does state that reasonable due process includes checking to see if the door is unlocked before damaging the vehicle. If the engine is off and the doors are locked, you are protected if you break a window to remove a pet. You also need to contact the authorities immediately. No "smash and grabs" - get the dog out of the car and call the police and wait for them. Endangering a dog in a hot car may actually carry a felony animal endangerment/ cruelty charge. And potential jail time AND a broken window is better punishment than just a broken window if you leave a real dog to broil in your car. With summer in full swing, cooking hot dogs is a national pastime. But remember, the only good cooked dog goes on a bun, not a leash.

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on funny place names of Virginia

Author to speak

Author Joe Tennis has updated his popular "Southwest Virginia Crossroads" book for 2017, offering a 17-county guide to trails, waterfalls, towns and places to see.

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he 180-page book also explains how 750 places took their funny names - from Big A Mountain and Goose Pimple Junction to Busthead, Frog Level, Dante and the Devil's Bathtub. On Monday, July 31, 7-8 p.m., the author from Bristol, Virginia, is speaking on "Southwest Virginia Crossroads: An Almanac of Place Names and Places to See - Second Edition" (CreateSpace, 2017, $19.99) at the auditorium of the Southwest Virginia Higher Education Center in Abingdon. "Southwest Virginia Crossroads" features 39 maps and more than 155 photos of places like South Holston Lake, Chestnut Mountain Falls, Virginia Creeper Trail, Laurel Bed Lake, High Knob Tower, and Burke's Garden. The bookâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cover features the Garden Hole of Breaks Interstate Park. Tennis, 48, is also signing copies of his book during the Virginia Highlands Festival at the Abingdon Farmers market on Saturday, July 29, 8 a.m.-1 p.m. For more, call 276-623-5266.

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What A Week

In Pop Entertainment

Apes and dragons and Wahlberg oh my! What a week in pop entertainment it was for me, and some of you as well.

Pop Life

By Ken Silvers ksilvers@ theloaferonline.com

ith the release of "War for the Planet of the Apes", the beginning of the 7th season of "Game of Thrones" and a summer concert by NKOTB and Paula Abdul I had quite the festive week. My pop week began in Charlotte, NC at the Spectrum Center with entertainment provided by NKOTB (New Kids on the Block for the clueless), Paula Abdul and Boyz II Men. The show opened with a rousing performance by Boyz II Men who sang all their hits including "End of the Road" and "Motownphilly". The group also covered a Lenny Kravitz song and did an awesome job. Former "American Idol" judge and 80's star Abdul next took the stage and wowed the crowd with many of her hits including "Cold Hearted" and "Opposites Attract". While she had dancers on stage with her, she still moved all over the stage like a 25 year-old instead of a 55 year-old. Her set was fun and crowd pleasing. The former L.A. Laker cheerleader was the consummate professional. After Paula, the main attraction, NKOTB hit the stage running and were prepared to give the audience their moneys worth. It's hard to believe their first album was released in 1986 (!). Regardless if you love them or detest them, this group knows how to put on a show. Their performance must have been nearly two hours (I lost track), and they performed hits both old and new. They even had a special segment featuring a medley of their very early hits. The boys really work the crowd, both from stage and IN the crowd, and they always have the fun with their "quick change cam" that shows them backstage. If you ever have the chance to see NKOTB, do so, as Donnie Wahlberg and her crew are still "Hangin' Tough." From the concert, I moved on to the premier of "War for the Planet of the Apes", to see the sequel to the 2011 and 2014 "Apes" films. The film is directed by Matt Reeves, who will be directing the next Batman film, so I was really playing close attention to see how the director may handle the Caped Crusader. As fans know, the series was rebooted (Hollywood's favorite pastime) in 2011 after a 2001 Tim Burton directed effort, with "Rise of the Planet of the Apes." Said film introduced us to Caesar, a chimp who inherited his mother's intelligence after she had been given a viralbased drug in an effort to find a cure for Alzheimers. After a test ape infects a human, a virus is spread among humans and nearly decimates humanity, leading to a battle between man and ape for domination of the Earth. The new film features the ultimate battle between man and ape, and Caesar proves to be quite the hero in the story. In the new film, while one might feel bad for humanity, you will tend to side with the apes, and their "adopted" human girl Nova (Amiah Miller). The film is filled with action and excitement, and in my opinion is the best of the trilogy. If you don't get a bit misty eyed at the conclusion of the film, I would be shocked. After his two ventures with the Apes

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Scoop Fest is returning to Tennessee's Oldest Town on Saturday, August 5 from 4 - 8 p.m.

at Scoop Fest in Downtown Jonesborough

he event will offer a variety of over 50 flavors of ice cream to sample throughout Main Street shops and eateries along with family-friendly activities for all. Tastings include flavors that range from traditional to unexpectedly delicious and everything in between! Ice cream tastings aren’t all you can experience, a variety of activities will also be available including face painting, hands-on arts and crafts with the McKinney Center and Heritage Alliance and more. The Jonesborough Elementary and Middle Schools will also be offering some fun literacy activities, a book drive and a book give-away for children of all ages to promote their “Tell a Story, Read a Story, Share a Story” Initiative. A new addition to this year’s event, the Extreme Sundae Eating Contest starting at 7 p.m.! Calling all ice cream lovers, join us in front of the courthouse at 6:45 p.m. to register. There will be 3 categories for all ages to showcase their sweet tooth but registration is limited. The contest is sponsored by JJ’s Eatery and Ice Cream. Movies on Main will then wrap up the day with its final movie of the summer at 8:30 pm with Candy Bingo starting at 8 in front of The Lollipop Shop. Ticket packs are available in increments of 15 tickets for $10.00. Each tasting will require one ticket. It is recommended to purchase tickets online as there will be a limited amount of tickets available. For more information on Scoop Fest or to purchase tickets, visit the event on Facebook or go to jboscoopfest.com. You can also call the Visitors Center at 423.753.1010. This event is sponsored by Jonesborough Area Merchants and Services Association.

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We All Scream for Ice Cream

Lake Winnepesaukah

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Amusement parks are as much a part of American culture as baseball games and barbecues. From their earliest origins as picnic gardens at the end of city trolley routes, they have grown with America through the years and spread to all corners of the globe. Those initial visitors who gasped in terror aboard the Switchback Railway would no doubt be

amazed to see how massive modern theme parks have become. Stretching across hundreds of acres and seeing annual attendance in the millions, Six Flags, Universal, and Disney serve as money-making powerhouses on which entire economies have become reliant.

pproach any park entrance today, and you’ll be greeted with towering thrill rides and heart-racing rollercoasters. Millions of dollars are spent to create sophisticated motion-simulators that transport visitors into favorite movies or far-flung galaxies. Comic books, fairy tales, or worst fears can all come to life. As much fun as a trip to Magic Kingdom can be, sometimes it can be just as fun to step back in time and visit a traditional amusement park which has a storied history behind it. Only a short drive away in Rossville, Georgia (a Chattanooga suburb), Lake Winnepesaukah sits on the shores of its namesake lake. Originally opening in 1925, this is one of the oldest amusement parks in the southeast. For those entire 92 years, it has been family-owned and operated. It was truly a work of love for Carl and Minette Dixon, the original owners. Picnicking, swimming, and fishing were the primary activities offered in those early years, but rides were soon to follow. Two years later the Boat Chute attraction opened to the public, a ride entirely designed by the Dixons. Today, a museum sits on the midway dedicated to preserving the unique history of this charming destination. Just across the lake, riders still make a splash on the Boat Chute. It is now the oldest-operating such ride in the world. While the surrounding park has had numerous changes and additions throughout the years, Lake Winnie itself remains unchanged. This park runs very differently then most you may have visited. When you arrive, park in the free parking lot (free!) and head to the ticket station. You can decide to either buy an all-day hand stamp for under $35.00 or get individual tickets. If you don’t feel like riding anything, it costs less than $18 to enter. We decided to go ahead and get the day pass, because it really is a good bargain for what you get. Past the gates it feels like you’ve arrived at your local carnival, with classic rides such as Tilt-A-Whirl and Fireball making an exciting first impression. Other classic carnival rides such as Alpine Bobs, a Ferris Wheel, and a swinging pirate ship all await. Newly-added last year is the Twister, a dizzying ride which spins brave souls head over heels. Even those with strong stomachs should really think about this one (spoken from experience here!) A kids’ area has rides the little ones and families can enjoy together, allowing those unfortunate Twister riders an appreciated rest. Kids can drive their own motorcycles or board their own magical flying elephants. Head down the midway to the lake’s southern shore to find even more rides. Two of our favorites, the Wild Lightnin’ and Cannon Ball rollercoasters can be found here. The first is a compact wild mouse which races around hairpin turns and abrupt drops, while the second is a much larger wooden coaster themed to the grey and blue of the north and south. Opened in 1967 by the Philadelphia Toboggan Company, the coaster is surprisingly smooth for its 50th year of operation. Designated an ACE Rollercoaster Landmark, the station is devoid of any electronics. Cars are still stopped and released by pulling a manual break lever.

Other rides in this area include Oh-Zone!, a freefall which falls faster than gravity, and a Fly-O-Plane. This unique ride is the only one left of its kind in America and is a must-ride if you don’t mind going upside down. Paddleboats allow guests to ply the waters of Lake Winnie. The underwater algae forest visible through the crystal clear water are teaming with friendly fish. If you have some popcorn, through some out and watch the mad dash that ensues. The nearby skylift travels high over the water, offering great views of Lookout Mountain and the entire park. As an added bonus, park guests get to enjoy Soakya Waterpark with park admission all throughout the summer. The park is still fairly new, having been constructed in 2013. Waterslides, a wave area, lazy river, and a kiddie splash area and playground are all included. Shaded cabanas can be purchased for $75, giving guests a private area to relax in throughout the day. The park also has an extensive picnic grove for those who wish to bring their own lunch. Many visitors make the most of this to include a family picnic during the hot hours of the day before heading back out to enjoy the rest of the park. Our visit last week was very relaxing and enjoyable. The park is clean and well-kept, even if some of the rides are beginning to show their age. Of course, that is to be expected with a park that has been operating for almost a century! If you include the waterpark, Lake Winnepesaukah offers a good half day of fun. If you don’t want to spend an entire day at the park, try adding a stop at one of Chattanooga’s other amazing attractions to your visit, such as Rock City or the Tennessee Aquarium. For directions, ticket prices, and operating schedules, we recommend visiting the park’s website at www. lakewinnie.com

A Appalachian Wanderers

By Jason & Daniel Worley jdworley@ theloaferonline.com

Wraps up withThe Johnson City Community Concert Band

Step back in time to the age of the big bands when the Johnson City Community Concert Band takes the stage at Northeast State Community College in Blountville on July 29. The performance wraps up the “Hot Nights, Cool Music” summer concert series.

he concert begins at 7:00 p.m. in the Wellmont Regional Center for the Performing Arts Theater on the College’s Blountville campus next to Tri-Cities Regional Airport. The concert is free and open to the public. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. Founded in 1983 by faculty members from East Tennessee State University, the Johnson City Community Band is made up of more than 50 members and associate members who have diverse backgrounds in music. Over the years the band has had several directors, assistant directors and has rehearsed in several locations in the Johnson City area. The Johnson City Community Concert Band is an all-volunteer, nonprofit, concert band whose members are from all over the region. Band members range from professional band directors to music professionals of all ages that want to continue the joy of playing music and performing. The band also features several associate members who taken up playing challenging music. For more information, visit www.NortheastState.edu or contact 423.279.7669 or jpkelly@NortheastState.edu.

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Hot Nights, Cool Music series

Josh “Hoppy” Hopkins The Interview

Mountain Movers

By Brian Bishop bbishop@ theloaferonline.com

When I went from going out with friends on Friday night to having coffee with them on Saturday mornings instead, I knew I was getting older. But being older brings new opportunities and one friend brought such an opportunity with him to coffee. Josh “Hoppy” Hopkins came to coffee one week a while back and has come since. Josh is pretty well-known for his appearance on a reality crime show the past few years. But the chance to meet the guy behind the smile and laid back demeanor is a priceless opportunity that you don’t want to pass up. I am proud to call this guy my friend. Meet Josh Hopkins.

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BRIAN: Good to talk to you and thanks for doing this. Right up front, there are a lot of things we can’t talk about for legal reasons and I am good with that. Let’s start at the beginning. What was it like for you growing up? JOSH: Growing up the main influences in my life were the people on my mom’s side of the family. I had a great time growing up even though we went through some pretty hard times. We lived in Fleetwood in Ashe County, North Carolina. It was the typical small town for a kid to grow up in. I literally grew up on the end of a dead-end road near a chicken house and some horses. I was in the right place for a boy to be. My dad left when we were pretty little and my mom remarried. I am thankful for my step dad and his influence on my life. BRIAN: What made you want to work in law enforcement, and why did you decide to move to this area? What is so special here? JOSH: I told my mom even when I was a very little kid that I could never work an eight to five job. I guess that worked along with me wanting to help people and it lead me to law enforcement. I have traveled everywhere in the United States from Los Angeles to New York and this place instantly felt like home to me. It is beautiful here and the people are my kind of people. I have made friends here that welcomed me in and have stood right by my side. BRIAN: This is where you say whatever you think is appropriate. It is a matter of public record that you are charged in an officer involved shooting out of Ashe County. What do you want people to know about that? JOSH: I can’t discuss anything about it. What I can say is I came from my old department to my new department here in Tennessee with good recommendations. I also currently have good recommendations from the new department while I am on administrative leave. The shooting in question happened in July of 2015. I was cleared immediately and continued to work in law enforcement until I was charged in September of 2016. The case is

still currently going on. I am on unpaid administrative leave with no health insurance. It has made for some pretty rough times financially and mentally. This has definitely been one of the most challenging things I have ever gone through. BRIAN: I know you and have been watching you go through some of this. How important are faith, family and friends to you right now? JOSH: Faith is huge to me and it has only grown through this. I love to read books from people like Charles Stanley because they keep me in a positive outlook each day. During the times when this has been the hardest, miraculous things have happened that could only be God. It is like he shows me it is ok and He has got this. As for family, it ties in with God actually. My mom sends me a devotion every day and encourages me to lean on God. She and my big sister mean the world to me and keep me going a lot of times. My close friends and family have been the ones who have helped me keep a positive attitude and are always helping me however they can. BRIAN: The only way to end this is to let you talk about what is coming next. What organizations have taken up your cause in this and how can people find out more? JOSH: The Law Enforcement Legal Defense Fund has really stepped up and taken care of my legal expenses and helped me just live while I don’t have an income. Also, the Blue Blood Brotherhood has just recently taken an interest in my case and is helping as well. The Law Enforcement Legal Defense Fund taking my case means a lot to me because they are a panel of 8 professionals who watched the head camera footage from that night and unanimously voted that I did nothing wrong. As far as people finding out more, they can find me on Facebook under Hoppy Josh Hopkins. I want people to know there is a lot more to this story. When the time is right I will break my silence. Keep watching.

Welcomes Singer-Songwriter Michael Reno Harrell Michael Reno Harrell doesn’t care what you call him. A performer with a wide repertoire who moves fluidly between songs and stories, he’s usually billed as a storyteller or a musician—but the fact is, he’s always doing both.

n the music world I’m known as ‘that guy that tells stories.’ And in the storytelling world I’m known as ‘that guy who sings songs,’” he says. “To me it’s all the same.” The Northeast Tennessee native spent a long stint in Nashville writing songs for other people before he struck out on his own, and now he’s made a name for himself by pursuing music and storytelling at the same time. He’ll soon bring his unique blend of country, folk and bluegrass to Jonesborough as part of the International Storytelling Center’s Storytelling Live! series, a program that brings a different storyteller into Jonesborough each week. Part of why his act works so well is that, at heart, stories and music share the same goals. “Singers and songwriters either one, we’re trying to elicit emotion,” he says. “We’re trying to connect with people and make them feel something: humor, sadness, loss, or even the joy of a three-year-old’s birthday party. Whether you’re Elvis Presley or you’re me, that’s the secret to the whole thing. If you don’t connect with people, it won’t work.” As Jonesborough’s storyteller for the week, Harrell will host a series of afternoon concerts August 1 - 5 (Tuesday through Saturday) beginning daily at 2 p.m. Tickets are just $12 for adults and $11 for seniors, students, and children under 18 for all performances. Reservations are highly recommended. In addition to his daily matinees, Harrell will offer a one-night-only concert, “Behind the Music,” which features the true stories behind his popular tunes. This special evening concert will be Thursday, August 3, at 7:30 p.m.

All concerts will be downtown in the Mary B. Martin Storytelling Hall, which is located in the International Storytelling Center, on Main Street. The 2017 season of Storytelling Live! will extend through the end of October. Note that ticketholders can present their ticket stubs for a 10 percent discount on same-day dining at JJ’s Eatery and Ice Cream or Main Street Café, two popular eateries in Jonesborough. Information about all performers, as well as a detailed schedule, is available at www.storytellingcenter.net. The premier sponsor of Storytelling Live! is the Heart & Soul program of Mountain States Health Alliance. Additional program funding comes from the National Endowment for the Arts, the Tennessee Arts Commission, the East Tennessee Foundation, Eastman Credit Union, the Niswonger Foundation, Citi and Food City. The International Storytelling Center is open 10 a.m. – 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday. For more information about Storytelling Live! or to make a group reservation, call (800) 952-8392 ext. 222 or (423) 913-1276.

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Storytelling Live!

Lib-Con II Art Contest

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The Johnson City Public Library is holding an Art Contest as part of its Lib Con II.

he contest is open to all ages. Art will be judged in two categories: children (12 & under) and teens/adults (13 & older). The contest is limited to one submission per person and submissions must be fandom related comic or geek art with emphasis on Dynamic Duos. Submissions must be no larger thatn 12" x 12" with a thickness of no more the 2". Bring submissions to the Youth Service Desk or Information Desk at The Johnson City Public Library from Tuesday, August 2 until Thursday, August 31. Top choices in both categories will be displayed in the library though September and winners will be announced at the library's Lib Con on Saturday, September 23rd. For more details on the art contest or the library's Lib Con II call (423)434-4450.

POP LIFE continued from page 32 series, I can't wait to see what director Reeves does with Batman. The fun week concluded with the return of "Game of Thrones" now entering its 7th, and next to last season on HBO. The series has featured several "houses" battling to take the Iron Throne and rule in the fictional continents of Westeros and Essos. Over the previous seasons fans have witnessed shocking deaths, betrayals, resurrection, plenty of wolves, crows and dragons, along with battles galore. Fan favorites include the popular character Jon Snow (Kit Harington) and Daenerys Targaryen (Emilla Clarke), the mother of dragons. The latest season sure kicked off with a bang, and left fans longing for a showdown between Daenerys and the current occupant of the Iron Throne Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey). The battle between the two determined women will no doubt be one of the shows best ever moments. While the new season is only 7 episodes long, some of them will have the longest running time the show has ever produced. Oh, and the dragons have grown to the size of 747's. I for one, am waiting for the first ever meeting between the aforementioned characters Jon and Daenerys. When the show is playing, keep the kids away. I must say my week of pop entertainment was very exciting, with NKOTB, "War for the Planet of the Apes", and "Game of Thrones" all deserving an "A" rating. Until next week, get out there, or stay in, and enjoy some summer pop entertainment, I know I will.

Such strange creatures Contentment A fleeting ideal We chase voraciously To come in arms reach

The Casual Word

By Langley Shazor Follow Langley at TheCasualWord

As it disintegrates Beneath our fingertips As I am I think Ergo I am Here on the ground Longing to be in the air Once there Desirous For gravity's power Planting me firmly Terrestrially Only to gaze at the clouds Remembering the view From the other side

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Invisible Fence

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River is a 2 year Jack Russell Terrier/ Corgi mix. He is neutered and up to date on all vaccines. This boy is a bundle of joy! So sweet! Loves to play and to go on walks!! He is looking for his family to come and take him home!

Angel is a beautiful and sweet kitten! She will be spayed soon and will be up to date on all vaccines. So many great cats and kittens available for adoption!

he Bridge Home has an ongoing aluminum can can collection in front of the shelter at 2061 Hwy 75 in Blountville,TN 37617. The cans are collected by a volunteer and the money from the aluminum goes towards badly needed food and supplies for the animals The Bridge Home No Kill Animal Rescue has started a pet food pantry for people that have had financial hardships because of job loss or medical problems and are struggling to feed their pet. They can come by the shelter and get cat or dog food to get through the tough time. Donations can be sent to The Bridge

Home Shelter PO Box 654 Blountville, TN 37617 Every animal in their care is spayed or neutered and fully vaccinated before being adopted. Being a non profit the shelter is funded entirely by membership dues and private donations. They always need volunteers or monetary donations. Other always needed items:pet food, cat litter & cat toys dog treats & dog toys,paper towels, cleaners, office supplies,Purina weight circles. Phone: 423-239-5237 Hours are Mon-Fri 12pm-6pm Sat 12pm3pm and Sun 2pm-4pm. Website is www. bridgehomerescue@gmail.com or like them on Facebook: www.Facebook.com/ bridgehome

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PETS

OF THE WEEK

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THINGS TO DO Blood Drive Marsh Regional Blood Center will conduct public blood drives at the area locations. Visit http:// tinyurl.com/n4aujx9 to find a location near you. In addition to scheduled blood drives, donors are welcome at Marsh Regional’s collection centers: 111 W. Stone Drive, Suite 300, Kingsport, 2428 Knob Creek Road, Johnson City and 1996 W. State St., Bristol. For more information about scheduling a blood drive at a local business, church, school or community organization, please call 423-408-7500, 423-652-0014 or 276-679-4669 or visit www. marshblood.com.

ers Park. Everyone is welcome to attend and participate. Come drum, hoop/holler, dance, or just relax and take in the scene, no experience or “talent” necessary. There are shared instruments and of course you can bring your own drums or percussion. It's all improvised, so there are no mistakes. We just smile and keep playing. Bring your own seating! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••

Stress Clinic Community Acupuncture Enjoy a de-stressing and pain relieving thirty minute seated acupuncture session in the Art Gallery of The Renaissance Center in Kingsport. Hosted by Acupuncture Associates, come and get your painless acupuncture •••••••••••••••••••••••••• and get your nervous system strengthened! $40 (plus get a $20 The Casual Word bonus voucher to apply toward Adult Creative Writing Class Join us for a free, fun, engaging, your next visit). Join us EVERY and different look into writing. THIRD THURSDAY 12-3pm. For incall 423-239-7044. In this class, we will not focus fomations, •••••••••••••••••••••••••• on structure, form, or rules, but on the freedom of writing. It is Off The Couch Tri-Cities Ladies the goal of this class to open the Only Social Activities Group mind to its full creative potential For bi, lesbian or straight ladies. by allowing participants to write The goal of this group is to get you what they want, how they want to off the couch and out of the house write it. Sessions will be student so you can have fun going to varilead; we will engage in topics and ous activities, meet new people subjects that are of interest to and make friends. Activities inthe students. The atmosphere is clude live music, open mic night, casual and jovial. This class is de- drum circle, storytelling, social/ signed for all those 18 and up who coffee hour, comedy, bingo, bilwish to try their hand at creative liards, sporting events, theatre writing. and karaoke. Locations for activiThursdays @ 6:00 p.m. Jones ties can take place in different arCreativity Center. Bristol Public eas throughout the tri cities. Library. Johnson City- The Willow Tree Coffeehouse, The Down Home, •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Founders Park, JC Community JC Community Drum Circle Theatre, Acoustic Coffeehouse, The Johnson City Community Yee-Haw Brewing Company, 50fifDrum Circle meets every Wednes- ty Sports Tavern day evening (April – October), Bristol- Border Bash, Quaker 7pm - 8:30pm, inside the Farmers’ Steak and Lube, Studio Brew, Market Pavilion next to Found- Bristol Station Brews & Taproom

Kingsport- , Rush Street Neighborhood Grill, Gypsy Circus Cider Company, Sleepy Owl Brewery Possible singers/groups: Wise Old River, Yarn, Amythyst Kiah, Annabelle's Curse, If Birds Could Fly, Beth Snapp, The Black Lillies, The SteelDrivers, Megan Jean and the Klay Family Band, Bill and the Belles, Sang Sarah, Indighost, The Steel Wheels, The Dustbowl Revival, The Get Right Band, The Ragbirds, Underhill Rose, Dangermuffin, Folk Soul Revival, The Jake Quillen Band, The Whiskey Gentry, and The Way Down Wanderers. To join visit: http://tinyurl.com/ y8utzb4r. Any problems with signing up on Meetup send an email to offthecouchladiessocialgroup@gmail.com. •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Gray Library Adult Book Group Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie by Alan Bradley will be discussed at this month's Adult Book Group at Gray Library. The group meets at 2 p.m., the fourth Thursday of each month. New members are always welcome! For more information call the library at 477-1550.

Cryptogram: While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It is easier to get into the enemy's toils than out again.. DropQuote: "There is no great sport in having bullets flying about one in every direction, but I find they have less horror when among them than when in anticipation."

Kelly’s Place

By Jim Kelly since 1989 jkelly@ theloaferonline.com

There would be no “Walking Dead” without George Romero. This is the first thought that popped into my head when I learned of Romero’s death last week. And when I learned that Martin Landau had died the day before Romero I immediately thought of Bela Lugosi, as well as the interesting irony that one of Romero’s most controversial films is titled “Martin.”

Remembering Martin Landau and George Romero

ecause understanding pop culture requires you to connect dots that are usually not there, I decided the best way to connect the deaths of two of my favorite movie people is through the lens of horror films. Sure, I know that most people will remember Landau as one of the stars of the TV series “Mission Impossible” and as a particularly nasty villain who dies in a dizzy fall from Mount Rushmore in the Hitchcock classic, “North By Northwest.” I remember him fondly from the two “Twilight Zone” episodes in which he appeared, along with one of my favorite “Columbo” episodes, “Double Shock (1973), which cast him as the maniacal identical twins, Dexter and Norman Paris (I have often wondered if Norman was named in honor of Norman Bates, the Mama’s boy from Hitchcock’s “Psycho”). However, for purposes of this week’s column, I chose to remember Landau most for his Oscar-winning role as the opiate-addicted actor Bela Lugosi in Tim Burton’s marvelous 1994 film, “Ed Wood.” And we should remember Romero as the man who gave us our modern image of the zombie. If we define a zombie as a reanimated corpse that has only one purpose in “life”--to feed on human flesh--then we can safely say that George Romero gave us our first major glimpse of this creature in his 1968 classic, “Night Of The Living Dead.” Yes, I know Romero owes a debt to two earlier movies--”The Creature With The Atom Brain” (1955) and “The Last Man On Earth” (1964, starring Vincent Price and based on the novel, “I Am Legend” by Richard Matheson)-but these earlier versions of zombies were a far cry from the creatures that surrounded the little white farmhouse in Romero’s film. Before 1968, zombies were generally defined as living people who were under some sort of spell--think Bela Lugosi’s role in “White Zombie” (1932) or the zombies in Val Lewton’s Depressionera classic, “I Walked With A Zombie.” “Night of The Living Dead” and its many progeny invented the modern zombie, and “The Walking Dead” is in so many ways a shameless rip-off of Romero’s classic. And, as a person who long ago became quite bored by “The Walking Dead,” I urge you to watch the excellent horror film, “It Follows” (2014) for an imaginative alternate take on Romero’s earlier vision (or nightmare). When I visited with Tom Savini, the famed horror film make-up artist (and Vietnam veteran) a few years ago, he reminded me that his friend George Romero (who also served in Vietnam), made “Night Of The Living Dead” as a way of exorcizing the Vietnam war demons that had lodged themselves in

his soul. I like to see “Night Of The Living Dead” as a satirical attack on door-to-door salesman and/or those really frightening creatures who show up on our doorsteps in a vain attempt to convert us to whatever brand of religion they happen to be selling that day. Romero is most connected to Landau through Landau’s portrayal of Bela Lugosi in Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood.” Ed Wood, the creator of the “worst movie ever made” (“Plan 9 From Outer Space”) resurrected--literally and figuratively-the career of Lugosi, who had long fallen into obscurity, largely because of his devastating and debilitating drug habit. In his prime, however, Lugosi was a much-in-demand actor, having created the role of a lifetime (and in some ways the curse of a lifetime) in the 1931 film “Dracula” (which forms the basis for the pretty frightening and very arty recent movie, “A Cure For Wellness”). After “Dracula,” Lugosi was typecast as a horror actor and appeared in some very famous (if you are a horror movie aficionado, that is) movies like “Island Of Lost Souls” (1932), “White Zombie” (1932) / “Zombies On Broadway” (1945), “The Black Cat” (1941), and the inexplicable “Murder by Television” (1935--made before television was a reality for most of the world), and of course the Grade-Z movies made by Ed Wood; as fate would have it, Lugosi died during the production of “Plan 9” and was replaced by a double who looked nothing like him, not that Wood’s audiences were that discerning. Landau’s portrayal of Lugosi in “Ed Wood” is both touching and humorous, and gave the Academy Awards panel more than enough justification for honoring Landau with their Best Supporting Actor award. I can only wish that George Romero had at some point cast Martin Landau in one of his movies. I can imagine him in “The Crazies,” “Dawn Of The Dead,” or as an episode guest star in one of Romero’s “Tales From The Darkside” (the TV series that he produced). Any one of these projects would have been the perfect actor-director collaboration. Just think, had Landau paired up with Romero, they might have been inclined to produce a reimagining of “Murder By Television.” Now we will never know what might have happened had they gotten together on this one. But we should be thankful we had these two intriguing individuals with us as long as we did. Think I’ll go now and rewatch “Double Shock” (the “Columbo” episode), followed by the first ten minutes of “Night Of The Living Dead” (where we get to decide who’s the most hideous--the brother and sister or the crazed zombie that pursues them in the graveyard). I’ll leave you to decide how you want to honor the legacy of Martin Landau and George Romero this week. And remember “They’re coming to get you, __________” (insert your name of choice).

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The Vampire and the Zombie:

theloaferonline.com | July 25, 2017