The Loafer June 28th

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burgers & wings

Volume 30 • Issue #30

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Publisher Luci Tate Editor Graphic Arts Director Don Sprinkle

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5 - 16 Wing And Burgers

Cover Design Bill May

17 “An Old Fashioned Independence” 18 David Phelps @ The Lamplight

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Kellys Place - Burgers And Wings

21 Mark Huff @ Acoustic Coffeehouse

columns & reviews 20 Batteries Not Included - A Rather Peculiar Anniversary 21 The Casual Word - Feel The Breeze 23 The Trivial Traveler - The County Project 24 Stargazer - Wingin It With Some Stellar Beefcake 25 Skies This Week 26 Pop Life - Finding Dory 28 The Trivial Traveler - Loud As A Whisper 30 Mountain Movers - The Heather Gardner Interview 32 Appalachian Wanderers - Forney Ridge Trail 36 Lock, Stock & Barrel - Ful-Size Rundown Pt. 4: S&W M&P9

29 Abingdon’s Independence Day Celebration 31 NPAC Announces The 2016-17 Season 33 The Appleseed Collective @ Wolf Hills Brewing Co. 35 Independence On The Frontier 39 4th Of July Contra Dance 40 Things To Do 41 Pets Of The Week 42 Classifieds 43 Motoko to Host Storytelling

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BURGERS AND WINGS

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hen our publisher and fearless leader, Luci Tate, asked me to devote this week’s column to burgers and wings to commemorate the upcoming July 4th holiday, I replied “Why not?” In my twenty-seven year association with this publication, I have never written about this topic, so here was my golden chance to learn something new and to find all sorts of popular culture connections that make burgers and wings more than just delectable items with which to tickle our palates. You know the old adage, “When you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.” Well, for me everything looks like popular culture. So, here goes. And, many thanks, Luci, for sending me on this rather tasty journey.

Most so-called authorities will agree that burgers and wings are uniquely American innovations and especially suited for the upcoming holiday. In fact, it is difficult to imagine letting the Fourth of July pass without sampling a burger or two. And now we most definitely need to add wings to the list, because these little “you-can’t-eat-just-one” items have been growing in popularity since they were introduced to our taste buds quite by accident in the early 1960s. At this point you should go to Google Images and search for “Burgers and Wings On Social Media” to view a smorgasbord of images that can accompany this column—and make you ravenously hungry / hangry as well.

Needless to say, there are many disputes about the exact origins of both burgers and wings as much-loved American culinary delights, but it is generally agreed that Hamburg, Germany is the namesake for the hamburger. The first Hamburg Steak was introduced in the 1880s, and Danish immigrant Louis Lassen is generally credited for cooking up the first prototype of what would later evolve as the all-American burger at his eating establishment, Louis’ Lunch, in New Haven, Connecticut in 1900. His tantalizing creation was featured prominently and introduced to a wider audience at the St. Louis World’s Fair in 1904. And the rest, as they say, is history. We can, in fact, view a large swath of 20th century American entrepreneurial and culinary history as a procession of one “burger joint” after another, starting with White Castle in 1921, and moving on from there to the Toddle House (1931), Krystal (1931), Big Boy (1936), the little hamburger restaurant opened by the McDonald brothers in San Bernardino, California in 1940, eventually leading to the purchase of that establishment by a multi-milkshake-mixer salesman named Ray Kroc in 1961 for a little under three million dollars—stay tuned for the premier of the first movie about Kroc’s life, “The Founder” (starring Michael Keaton) on August 5. And when is the last time you visited a restaurant that didn’t include some sort of burger on their menu?

I doubt that either Louis Lassen or Ray Kroc would recognize the many variations of their creations today. This rather long list in-

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cludes the standard hamburger, the patty melt, the slider, the “Juicy Lucy” (with cheese bubbling up from inside the burger itself), the low carb version without a bun, the various and pricey “let’s-pile-our-burger-high-with-othermeat-products,” a Ramen Burger (yes, a meat patty squeezed between two Ramen noodle squares), and various lab-grown burgers (first introduced in 2013). And, let’s not forget the best and most tasty burger of all—the one you will prepare on your own backyard grille later this week! Along with those inevitable Buffalo wings.

While doing my mouth-watering research, I came upon a very tasty piece on Delish.com that obviously attracted by attention. Compiled by Audrey Bruno, this little article gives us “19 Pop Culture Moments That Made Us Seriously Want A Burger.” Included here are the roles played by burgers in movies like “American Beauty,” “Animal House,” “Coming To America,” “Dumb And Dumber,” “Good Will Hunting,” “Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle” (of course!), “Pulp Fiction,” and TV shows ranging from “I Love Lucy” and “The Big Bang Theory” to “Mad Men” (a whole half-season) and “Inside Amy Schumer.” I’ll let you track these references down. A truly fascinating and hunger-inducing quest.

Our little friend the Wing (aka Buffalo Wing) might not have as long a history as does the burger, but it has emerged as a truly iconic American snack food that belongs in your holiday plans. Served in establishments as various as chicken and pizza restaurants (as well as in the many wing specialty restaurants that are becoming commonplace), the wing as we know it (not as the chicken knows it) was first created by accident, according to American writer and critic Calvin Trillin (see reference below), by Anchor Bar proprietor Teressa Bellissimo in 1964 in—you guessed it—Buffalo, New York. According to a neat little Smithsonian.com account written by Joseph Stronberg (“A Brief History of the Buffalo Chicken Wing”), Teressa was upset when her meat supplier delivered chicken wings instead of necks to her restaurant. Not one to be daunted by this mixup, she decided to cover the wings in sauces and serve them to her customers, along with some celery sticks. We should thank the supplier who goofed up for giving us this “can’t-live-without-them” delicacy. Needless to say, there are other variations of this story, including some by individuals who claim that they, not the owners of the Anchor Bar, should be credited for the “invention” of the Buffalo Wing. Yes, we seem to have Creation Myths forming around these delicious little meaty things best served with celery and blue cheese dressing. By the way, I discovered in Quora.com that celery is served with wings because it “is a nice contrast to the chewy wings.” If you want to know more about the interesting history of the Wing, please consult Calvin Trillin’s clever and informative little piece, “An Attempt To Compile A Short History Of The Buffalo Chicken Wing” in the August 25, 1980 issue of The New Yorker (archived online).

I will leave you to seek out your own histories and creation myths surrounding burgers and wings. And, as you enjoy your burgers and wings, think about this observation from Tom Vanderbilt’s new book, YOU MAY ALSO LIKE (which I reviewed last week): “Liking is really about anticipation and memory. Even as you are looking forward to something, you are looking backward to the memory of the last time you enjoyed it.” How do you want that cooked??

See you next week, and have a safe, enjoyable, and meaningful July Fourth.

beef o brady’s

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ooking to order up a bunch of wings for your 4th of July cookout? May we suggest the Blackened Dry Rub wings. They will be the star of the party. Spicy, juicy, moist and delicious! Quit frankly, one of my favorites. Amongst other delicious flavors I tried were the Garlic Parmesan. I know that not everyone likes the heat, and they want to enjoy wings. This flavor is perfect.

So simple and tastes sinfully delicious. Let’s talk Spicy Jalapeno. Oh my. Full of flavor and leaving your mouth craving for more. If you’re a ranch dressing lover, Beef O’Brady’s makes their own in house ranch is a perfect dipping accommodation to your wing dinner. Here’s a succulent treat that will leave your hands messy and your mouth smiling.

If you’ve never tried mango habañero wings, now’s the time. Caleb, my server, did a perfect job in assisting my wing flavors. When all else fails and you can’t decide….ask your server what they suggest. I can see why our readers suggested Beef’s as a great place for wings.

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bone fire A Little Sweet, A Little Heat

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onefire Smokehouse in downtown Abingdon may be known for their delicious sauces, but the incredibly popular wings are no mere vehicle for barbecue sauce. The vast majority of customers enjoy the wings without any additional flavoring. How does Bonefire get away with this? Because the first part of their top-secret, three step cooking process is the application of their famous rub. This rub is the same used on Bonefire’s ribs, which won them the distinction of the best rib recipe in America in the “Great American Grill-Off” on Live with Regis and Kathy Lee. Since leaving Kingsport for the greener pastures of Abingdon in 2014, Bonefire Smokehouse, led by its owner and wingcreator, Doug Beatty, has become a staple on Main Street.

Bonefire is housed in the old Withers Hardware location, retaining the oldschool hardware signage, a gleaming wooden bar, and a shining copper rail reminiscent of times past. In fact, this beautiful bar, which was not part of the former location, is the reason wings were added to the menu. As Beatty says, “Customers expect a bar to have wings. So we provide them with a little sweet, and a little heat!”

Customer demand is the source of the evolution of wings as a menu item. Since 90% of diners claimed Bonefire Smokehouse had the best wings they had eaten in their life, the wings were destined to become a larger part of the menu. The wings’ popularity may be due to the brown-sugar based rub, followed by slow-smoking over Cherry wood. This process creates a flavor that goes perfectly with Bonefire’s popular collard greens, giving rise a new menu item “Wings and Greens.”

Quite a few of the wings are purchased as a take-out item. Bonefire is happy to load up the order with some of 5 secret-recipe sauces and homemade dressings.

Beatty has a return customer from Upstate New York, who visits Abingdon twice a year. “This little lady travels all the way back home with 5 dozen wings, because you can’t get wings this good from up North!”

You can also try the wings as a traditional appetizer, part of a platter, or as a side to any of the other delicious meals on the extensive menu. And if you find that your kids keep stealing your wings, buy them their own in a Kid’s Meal.

However, if you want a little more heat, try Beatty’s favorite combo; wings covered in the “PepperQ” or “Bluebanero” sauces, then grilled so the sauce soaks into the meat. Whichever way you eat your wings, Bonefire Smokehouse is sure to serve up a delicious meal with “A Little Sweet, A Little Heat!”

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festival

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antalizing, jumbo, bone-in chicken wings tossed in their, house-made, Bourbon Street Sauce; is what my server Billy recommended.

They were a combination of just the right amount of sweet to go along with a little heat.

Served with crunchy celery sticks and ranch dressing (blue cheese is another option). They have plenty of other delicious options such as: House Dry Rub, Buffalo Hot, Buffalo Mild, Honey BBQ, Southern Gold, and Five Pepper Buffalo. I will be back for more and HIGHLY recommend the Bourbon Street wings. (I left the bones clean they were so good!)

APPLEBEE’S

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ooking for something flavorful? These boneless honey barbecue wings will entice your taste buds. Breaded chicken, saturated with a rich, sweet, punch of barbeque sauce on these morsels will have you ordering more!

They are almost too good to share. It’s a good thing you can use a fork for these puppies or your paws would be covered in sauce. Get your fork ready and dive in! The ranch was creamy and went well with the sweetness of the barbecue sauce. Enjoy!

Applebee’s may not be open for breakfast, but the All-Day Brunch Burger will have you thinking otherwise! This two-hand burger features bacon and onion seared beef, a fried egg, hash browns, and rich, flavor boasting, American cheese.

Late-day or early-lunch this burger aims to satisfy those breakfast “anytime” cravings. Three napkins were needed to hide the evidence of this masterpiece’s destruction. It was WONDERFUL and I highly recommend it.

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the burger bar

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located inside Double Tree Hotel

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ell, I let Julius, my wonderful server, create my burger. There were SO many options to choose from that I figured he’d know best what went well together. I was not expecting a ginormous, stacked high, piece of artwork that he delivered! Beef, cheddar, mushrooms, tomatoes, lettuce, Applewood Smoked Bacon, a fried egg, topped with mayo on a wheat bun became Julius’ composition that I was soon going to have to devour. (Well, worth the catastrophic end to such a beauty.) This would, most likely rate as a five napkin burger, yes- I used five napkins! I also had to flatten the piece in-order to be able to take a bite.

Fabulous!

These aromatic Spicy Buffalo Wings were ever so, slightly breaded with the sauce was layered perfectly. They were messy, but not drowned in the deliciousness. The flavor had a nice heat that didn’t kill your palate, but you knew you were going to need a drink near by after a few bites. They were paired with ranch dressing, as recommended by my server. The ranch had a tad sweetness to it that went well with the spicy wings. A treat I will be revisiting for sure!

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the thecottage cottage

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he Cottage has been serving up the area’s favorite burger 1958 and is known for its food, cold beer, and down-home friendly atmosphere.

Of the basic burgers they offer, the most popular would have to the basic Bacon Cheeseburger. 8oz of fresh ground beef, grilled to perfection and topped with melty cheese, crispy bacon, tomato, lettuce, onion and mayonnaise. While there may not be anything crazy about his burger, this basic simple delight will take you 3 napkins to eat and every bite makes you want to go back for more. And while you’re there dining, it would be sin not to try their sweet tea or homemade ranch dressing. The Cottage is certainly your local college hang-out and place where all the locals eat.

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his deal, is unreal. I picked up my burger meal this week and couldn’t have been any more impressed wit, not only the quality of fresh meats & vegetables, but the price. For $20.00 I picked up a meal pack for four which included four gourmet burgers, flavors of choice (I chose two black & bleu and two bacon cheddar cheeseburgers, 7oz package of thin sliced cheese, four Brioche hamburger buns, one pound of potato or macaroni salad. One 4-pack of fresh corn, and one box of 10ct pillow cookies.

You cannot beat a meal this fresh for $20.00. It’s simple to pick up. It’s simple to cook. Grab yours this week. If you like to cook and love to eat, then The Fresh Market is the only place to go to make your meal “gourmet.” With high-quality meats, the freshest seafood, and amazing local, organic produce, you will see what a difference fresh makes. Stop by today to experience the food. Then head home with exactly what you want… and everything you need.

If hamburgers aren’t on your future menu, their fresh cooked wings will sure to please the palette. Cooked and ready to serve with your choice of 6 different dipping sauces that they will add for you.

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skip’s

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nother gem located in Kingsport. You are always greeted with a friendly staff eager to help and affordable food for the entire family.

Not only flipping you out great burgers, they offer a variety of other delicacies that include hotdogs, philly’s, chicken tenders and their famous trashie fries. Don’t leave without getting yourself a scoop of their many choices of ice cream desserts.

the purple cow

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on’t let this famous burger intimidate you. But if you’re driving by The Purple Cow, one must certainly stop to order Mikes Intimidator.

You get one pound of beef with deluxe toppings that include lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, mustard, mayo and ketchup on a homemade 91/2-inch bun. Unlike any other drive-thru rest. everything is fresh and cooked to order. All top quality. All unique. Items you won’t find just anywhere. Drive thru today.

Tipton Street pub

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alking into to this downtown pub, you can already feel a sense of comfort in knowing you’re about to get some great grub. I was served the Ragin Cajun Burger that came topped with grilled bacon, jalapenos, Cajun seasoning, pepper jack cheese and Pub sauce. All of Tipton Street burgers are made with ¼ pound hand pattied fresh USDA prime chuck and served on a potato bun and are accompanied with fresh, home-made cut French fries. If a juicy hamburger is not what your after, then try these wings. I indulged myself in a pound of their jumbo chicken wings, dredge in Carolina Tangy Gold BBQ sauce. You can’t go wrong with either choice. Tipton Street Pub is downtown Johnson City’s best place to eat, drink and be merry. Featuring over 50 beers, imported and domestic, draft and bottle, whatever floats your boat, they got it. Go on over and see what the buzz is all about.

Mellow mushroom Johnson City

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ure, the Mellow Mushroom restaurant is known for its pizza pies.

And, also, for their hoagies, calzones, and salads. But, did you know that they also serve some amazing chicken wings? With pizza as its obvious mainstay, the Mellow has wings with hot, mild, bbq, jerk and Thai chili sauces. Served oven roasted with a blue cheese dipping sauce and celery sticks, the wings are great before the pizza! Of course, there are a variety of other munchies available for whetting the appetite as well - but its hard to beat wings done right. The presence of a complete bar menu including dozens of rotating bottled and tapped beer signs the meal.

Since 1974, the franchise has grown widely across the southeastern US; and, into other points West, with more than 150 now in existence. All ages of customers are seen enjoying their meals. With a wait staff including many as helpful as Patrick in Johnson City, you will have a true experience at the Mellow Mushroom.

Charles & Susan Gosnell

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Woodstone Deli

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othing really notable from the outside; but, go inside the Woodstone Deli in Kingsport, Tennessee and you will find some of the best eatin’ in the Tri-Cities area!

Here you will find hand ground meat for the handmade burger patties (perhaps for a Black & Blue Burger with blue cheese), fresh chicken wings with homemade sauces and rubs, and homemade spinach sauce served with fried tortilla strips for a starter. To emphasize, nothing at Woodstone is made from frozen (except maybe the deep fried cheesecake!) Yes, even the onion rings and wedged fries are made from scratch! Started in 1979, Woodstone Deli has been owned and managed by Jeremy Jones for the last four years. With a varied but simple menu offering other sandwiches (think of a Nathan dog really dressed up to become the Triple Bypass), salads, and side dishes, Jeremy takes pride in the food that is made and served at the Woodstone. His community spirit is contagious, so beware. And it shows. With a comfortable dining area, and helpful, friendly, hostesses(hosts), deciding on a meal selection is only the start of a wonderful meal.

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PEERLESS

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early 80 years ago, the Kalogeros family founded The Peerless, a renowned Tennessee restaurant tradition and award recognized. A modern steakhouse, known for fresh chef driven fare, they offer delicious small plates, casual fare mixing from chicken to pasta dishes, Signature Grecian salads, butcher-cut aged premium steaks, an array of fresh seafood and so much more. It is no wonder that their Famous Steakhouse Burger has become a local “musthave” favorite. A strong family philosophy to serve the finest quality food lends to the Famous Peerless Steakhouse Burger’s allure and deliciousness. Handcrafted and hand ground from fresh premium cuts of steaks and trimmings, this large burger is juicy and full of flavor and perfectly balanced out with fresh tomato, crisp lettuce, onion, mayonnaise and mustard. To make it even better, it is served with golden brown, thick and hand cut steak fries made from choice Idaho potatoes. Once you’ve tasted this Burger you know exactly what sets it apart from all the rest!

Don’t miss it! Peerless Restaurant is conveniently located at 2531 N. Roan Street, Johnson City 423.282.2351 www.peerlesseatout. com

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JJ’S RESTAURANT moe’s orginial bbq

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ig, meaty chicken wings! Seasoned with our own special seasonings and spices. Deep fried perfectly golden and crispy. All tossed in our signature sauces, like sweet jalapeño, sweet or spicy Asian. You won’t find better wings or a better place to chow them down at other than JJ’s. The best wings in the tri-cities hands down.

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oe’s Original Bar B Que is a southern soul food revival. I visited Moe’s to try the 4 time, award winning, smoked wings.

Chicken wings are typically not a traditional smoked meat due to the popularity of frying chicken wings and coating them in a buffalo sauce. It’s evident why these fresh wings are award winning. They sent me into a journey of another space and time until the homemade side items slapped me back down to Earth. Moe’s isn’t just about wings. They smoke their fresh meat daily which includes Hand Pulled Pork, Chicken, Turkey, Hand Breaded Catfish and Pan Seared Blacked Mahi. They are on a first come, first serve basis. So… When it’s gone…. IT’S GONE. I suggest you get there and try for yourself. Before “It’s Gone”.

Luci Tate

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MID CITY GRILL

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Sure, from the outside you might not be impressed. But step one foot into this little divey vibe of a restaurant and order up one of their famous burgers and you won’t care what the view from the street is anymore. May we suggest their B3 BBQ Bacon Burger? A half pound burger served with mayo, lettuce, tomato, red onions, Swiss cheese, bbq sauce and bacon. Or how about their Gravity Burger? Their 6oz burger patty topped with hummus, roast beef, horseradish, lettuce, tomato, red onion and “get saucy” sauce.

Whatever burger you choose; it won’t disappoint at Mid City Grill.

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Top Dog Hot Dog Eating Contest

f you have a taste for hot dogs and/or a competitive nature, then be sure to sign up now for the Top Dog Hot Dog Eating Contest on July 4.

The new event is an addition to this year’s American Downtown 4th of July celebration at the Big Spring behind the Greeneville-Greene County Library. The contest will begin at 7:30 p.m.

Competitors must be 18 years or older.

Entry fee is $10, and deadline to enter is July 1.

Competition is open to the first 10 entries, and the winner will receive $100.

To enter and obtain the official rules, visit the Top Dog Hot Dog Stand at the corner of Summer and Irish streets or call (423) 620-8340.

In addition to the Hot Dog Eating Contest, American Downtown kicks off with a Main Street parade at 2 p.m.; includes live music, dancing, a kids zone, and food vendors; and ends with a huge fireworks show at Greeneville High School.

Admission to American Downtown is free.

Sponsors of American Downtown are: main stage sponsor Waste Industries; Gold-Level sponsor Marsh Propane; Silver-Level sponsors Andrew Johnson Bank, DTR, Freedom Wireless, Greeneville Federal Bank, Greeneville Light & Power System, Greeneville Oil & Petroleum, and Meco Corporation; and Bronze-Level sponsors Consumer Credit Union, Creamy Cup, Food City, John Deere, Laughlin Memorial Hospital, Summers-Taylor, Takoma Regional Hospital, and Wal-Mart Logistics; along with Computer Pros, Fatz Café and JD Metals.

More details are available at the “American Downtown 2016” event at www. facebook.com/TownofGreeneville, at www.greenevilletn.gov.

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ROCKY MOUNT MUSEUM’s “AN OLD FASHIONED INDEPENDENCE”

ocky Mount State Historic Site will present its annual “An Old Fashioned Independence” on July 4th from 11-5. This event allows visitors to see how a fledgling nation celebrated the freedom it had fought so hard to obtain.

A special ceremony beginning at 1 pm will include readings from the Declaration of Independence, hanging ribbons on the Liberty Tree, and militia drilling.

Living history tours will be offered from 11-4 at regular admission price. Visitors will have the opportunity to learn how to use a quill pen, the very thing used to write and sign the Declaration of Independence, for an additional $3.

For more information call (423) 538-7396 or 888-538-1791 or visit rockymountmuseum.com.

Rocky Mount State Historic Site is a “living history” museum, which uses first-person interpretation to portray people living in 1791. Living History Tours are offered Tuesday through Saturday from 11:00 am until 5:00 pm with the last tour starting by 4:00. Living History tours and the facility are available by reservation at any time, including Sundays and Mondays for school and other groups, with advance reservations. For more information, call (423) 538-7396 or visit our website at rockymountmuseum.com.

Rocky Mount State Historic Site is funded under an agreement with the Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation, Tennessee Historical Commission.

Westminster Presbyterian to Host Fireworks Viewing

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estminster Presbyterian Church—the Church on the Hill—will again host the public as guests for scenic viewing of Johnson City’s Independence Day fireworks display on Monday, July 4. The church grounds will open at 7:30 p.m.; fireworks begin at 9:55 p.m. and last about 20 minutes.

This year’s event will feature live bluegrass music by Kyle Murphy. A concession stand will provide free drinks, popcorn, and cookies. Guests are invited to bring lawn chairs and blankets.

For directions or more information about the church, call Westminster Presbyterian Church at (423) 283-4643 or go online to www.westminjc. org. The church is located at 2343 Knob Creek Road in Johnson City.

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Multiple Grammy AwardWinning Recording Artist,

David Phelps

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At The Lamplight Theater

he unmistakable sound of multi-Dove and Grammy Award-winning recording artist, David Phelps (pictured in attached jpg), will be featured in Kingsport, TN, on Saturday, July 2, at the Lamplight Theater. This exciting concert event begins at 7:00pm.

Once a childhood musical prodigy from Tomball, TX, David Phelps earned a bachelor’s degree in music from Baylor University. Since then, he has become a nationally celebrated vocalist, whose gifts and talents are matched by none. Perhaps best known as the powerful tenor for the multiple Grammy and Dove Award-winning Gaither Vocal Band, Phelps is constantly building on a career that has already been groundbreaking. Emerging as a leading voice in contemporary Christian music, Phelps has been winning the hearts of audiences all over the world for more than two decades. He has performed at numerous prestigious venues across the globe, including the White House, New York’s Carnegie Hall and the Sydney Opera House in Australia. With 14 solo albums to his credit, David’s electrifying voice has moved audiences from

all walks of life, crossing generational and stylistic barriers.

This July 2 event, featuring David Phelps, will also include talented female vocalist, Charlotte Ritchie, as well as Phelps’ seven-piece musical entourage. Many of the songs featured during this exciting evening are included on Phelps’ recently release Freedom recording.

Any music lover, regardless of stylistic preference, will not want to miss this special evening of worship and community celebration. Make plans now to be a part of this special event with David Phelps in Kingsport, TN, at the Lamplight Theatre. Complete information may be obtained about this event by calling 423-343-1766 or visiting www.lamplighttheatre.com.

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American Downtown

4th Of July Celebration

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variety of dance and musical acts will provide entertainment for Greeneville’s fourth annual American Downtown 4th of July Celebration.

Live music will begin at 2:30 p.m. Monday, July 4, in the Big Spring area behind the Greeneville-Greene County Public Library and will continue until the fireworks show, which will be the biggest in the history of the event.

The Waste Industries Main Stage will feature the Americana folk act of Sunflowers & Sin at 2:50 p.m., followed by bluegrass gospel group Strong Ties at 4 p.m.

The feel-good music of Franky B. and the New Chronic Dream will hit the stage at 5 p.m., followed by the country group Step Cousins, who have performed every year at American Downtown. The final three acts on the Waste Industries Main Stage will be Broke-n-Busted at 7 p.m., JB & the Wild Honey Band at 8 p.m. and Jimmie D’s house rockin’ blues at 9 p.m.

DJ Robbie Britton will lead the dance stage with interactive audience dancing and fun activities, along with a performance by singer Allen Nelson, and performances by liturgical dancer Tiffany Yonz. Also scheduled to perform are dancers from Winter & Company Dance Studio and Central Ballet School & Theatre.

For more information on these performers, please visit www.facebook.com and search for the event “American Downtown 2016” or contact Amy Rose, event organizer, at 423-639-7105 or arose@greenevilletn.gov.

STARTS WITH PARADE American Downtown will once again kick off with a Parade at 2 p.m. This year’s theme is “Hometown Heroes,” and special emphasis will be placed on military veterans.

The parade route is from Towne Square Shopping Center, right onto Summer Street, left onto Main Street, right onto Tusculum Boulevard, and ending at Greeneville High School, which is walking distance to the celebration at the Big Spring Area.

All parade participants must complete an entry form and get a parade permit at Town Hall. The entry fee is $25 for all commercial entries, political campaign entries, and any entries who want to be judged for prizes. Others can enter for no charge.

Three monetary prizes will be awarded: $100 for first place, $50 for second place, and $25 for third place.

Entry categories include: classic vehicle, antique tractor, motorcycle, military, club or civic organization, historic re-enactor, musical entertainment, church or school group, horse or horse-drawn, ATV, and more.

For more information on entering the parade, please contact Rose or parade organizer Joni Parker at 423-431-9786 or cjmmparker@gmail.com.

In addition to live music, dancing and the parade, American Downtown will feature a Kids Zone and a variety of food vendors.

Admission to American Downtown is free.

Sponsors of American Downtown, in addition to Waste Industries, are: GoldLevel sponsor Marsh Propane; Silver-Level sponsors Andrew Johnson Bank, DTR, Freedom Wireless, Greeneville Federal Bank, Greeneville Light & Power System, Greeneville Oil & Petroleum, and Meco Corporation; and Bronze-Level sponsors Consumer Credit Union, Creamy Cup, Food City, John Deere, Laughlin Memorial Hospital, Summers-Taylor, Takoma Regional Hospital, and Wal-Mart Logistics;Gold Level sponsor Landair, Silver-Level sponsors Andrew Johnson Bank, DTR, Greeneville Federal Bank, Greeneville Light & Power System, Greeneville Oil & Petroleum, Marsh Propane, Meco Corporation, and TEVET, LLC, and Bronze-Level sponsors Capital Bank, Consumer Credit Union, Creamy Cup, Food City, John Deere, Laughlin Memorial Hospital, Summers-Taylor, and Wal-Mart Logistics. along with Computer Pros, Fatz Café and JD Metals.

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A Rather Peculiar Anniversary

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his week, instead of my regular column—whatever you may define that to be—I’d like to take a moment or two to just talk about a rather peculiar thing that this week’s column marks. The issue of The Loafer that this column appears in marks the 10th anniversary of Batteries Not Included being a thing. Obviously, that’s a decade, a rather long time, and ten years can represent a solid chunk of someone’s life.

In the time that this column has been featured in The Loafer, I’ve gone from being 21 to 31. That’s one of the more significant decades of change I’d imagine one can experience in life. During that stretch from twenties to thirties there has been a lot of celebration and disappointments. Moments of peace and moments of chaos. Moments when I felt I knew everything, and moments when I felt I knew nothing. Moments of falling in love, moments of soul crushing heartbreak.

This is not unique to my experience. Yet, through it all, I was in the interesting position of knowing there was this animal to be fed called “my column.” An animal that I fed with my words, my

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thoughts, my ideals, my comments on the world. When the late Bill Williams gave me the opportunity to do this, I knew that what I wanted to do was just to write that, “my column.” I never wanted to do just one thing. I wanted to be funny, to talk about music from time to time, and maybe movies too. That above all, I wanted to write what I would want to read. If people get it, fine. If people don’t, that’s fine too.

I’ve written things I was proud of, things that turned out better than I thought they were, and things that were just pure crap—it happens. Above all, the most amazing part of it to me is that whatever I wrote, it was printed. My words, my crazy ideals, my thoughts get printed up thousands of times over and distributed all over the area we live in. If that’s not nuts enough, people then seem to actually read what I write. Maybe not every week, maybe not even every month, but I have heard from people who read this column. Whatever your relationship with my words may be, I thank you for reading them.

The greatest gift this column has given me was a weekly deadline. A chance to write something every week, knowing it would be seen. It made me a better writer, and I’d like to think that the Andy of today has improved greatly from the Andy of ten years ago. So thanks to you, the reader who keeps The Loafer coming out each week. Thanks to all the staff, columnists, editors, and publishers of The Loafer—past, present, and future. It’s a bit unreal to me that this column has managed to be around for a decade, here’s hoping to many more weekly chats in these pages. Thank you.

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By Langley Shazor

Feel the Breeze

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he winds of change are blowing Filling these sails With its breath of life

The winds of change are blowing Send sweet scents Fill my soul with joy The winds of change are blowing Rustling the leaves of circumstance Shaking still branches

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The winds of change are blowing With wings spread Soaring to new destinations

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Mark Huff

Acoustic CoffeeHouse - June 29th, 8pm.

nfluenced by Dylan, Petty and The Rolling Stones, singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist, Mark Huff’s latest release, Down River, exhibits his early roots as his foundation. Recognizable for his (acoustic and electric) guitar and harmonica playing of rock and blues, solo or with his band, he is engaging new listeners amongst unique fan cultures.

Mark Huff has toured the US and abroad, with a band, as well as solo. Mark has several CD’s, has played numerous clubs and listening rooms, as well as venues such as The Hard Rock Hotel and House of Blues,opening for Chris Isaak, Al Green and Peter Frampton. In addition, he has been an opening act for Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan. His stage presence is extremely engaging, as he easily embraces the audience, as they do him; he is very well received.

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- FRIDAY - July 1st -

- TUESDAY - June 28th -

NEW HAWKINS COUNTY GRASS

CROCODILE SMILE

GUIDO AU’SOME & THE OPEN MIC PLAYERS at O’Mainnin’s Pub JOHNSON CITY JAMS

UNDER THE WILLOW

at Full Moon Jam Bristol

at The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room

MURIEL ANDERSON & JACK PEARSON

at Northeast State Performing Arts Center CHRIS LONG (Americana, Roots Rock, Heartland Rock) TOM MASON (Folk, Pirate, Americana) at Acoustic Coffeehouse

DOWNTOWN COUNTRY at Jiggy Ray’s 6:30pm

- WEDNESDAY - June 29th OPEN MIC

at The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room

MARK HUFF SAMUEL BARKER at Acoustic Coffeehouse

- THURSDAY - June 30th JACKDAW’S 7 at Marker “2” Grill WYLDEHEART

at Full Moon Jam - Bristol Downtown Center

JAMIE DOVE, JAKE MOORE, CHELSEA KINSER, THE DUVALLS at Capone’s

KIDS OUR AGE

(50’s - 90’s, rock n roll, country, a bit of everything) & BIG STONE GAP at Cumberland Square Park

SOUTHERN REBELLION

(Country, Classic Rock, Southern Rock) at Quaker Steak & Lube 7pm

SMOOTH HOUND SMITH at Abingdon Market Pavillion 7pm

CHRIS LONG

(Americana, Roots Rock, Heartland Rock) at O’Mainnin’s Pub

TENNESSEE SKYLINE

at Twilight Alive - Kingsport LIVE MUSIC at Bone Fire Smokehouse

REVEREND JUSTIN HYLTON at Acoustic Coffeehouse 8pm

TIM HICKS BAND

at Sonny’s Marina & Cafe 7pm

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- SATURDAY - July 2nd -

WYLDEHEART

at Sonny’s Marina & Cafe 7pm

at Painter Creek Marina 7pm

at Bristol Brewery

at Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill 7pm

BORDERLINE (Country, Rock) at Marker “2” Grill

BLUESMAN & THE BLUES ESSENTIALS

w/ special guests Jeff Lane, Samantha Gray, Billy Crawford, Jake Quillin & Lightnin Charlie at Twilight Alive - Kingsport SOUTHERN COUNTRYMEN BAND (Country) at Jonesborough Days

JIMMY & THE JAWBONES

at Yee-Haw Brewing Company 9pm

THE GENTLEMEN & LIARS

at Holston River Brewing Company 8pm

THE PINE BOX BOYS at Sleepy Owl Brewery 9pm

BEFORE THE STORM at Capone’s

MOTEL RODEO at Down Home

FLY FAITH

at Our House Restaurant 7pm JAMES MEADOWS (Country) at Painter Creek Marina

JASON “The Comeback Kid” EDWARDS (Singer / Songwriter) featuring TRAVIS MILLER at Horseshoe Lounge 8pm

MIKE MCKAMEY at Jiggy Ray’s 7pm

LIVE MUSIC

THE DIAMONDS

SOUTHERN COUNTRYMEN BAND (Country) at Willoughby Ruritan

JB 6 n DIME

at Quaker Steak & Lube 8pm

GOAT WHISKEY DELUXE at Bristol Brewery 8pm

JAREKUS SINGLETON STEADY ROLLIN’ BOB MARGOLIN at Abingdon Market Pavillion

JACKDAW’S 7

at O’Mainnin’s Pub

LAUREN COLE BAND

at Yee Haw Brewing Company 8:30pm

EXIT 23

at Bristol Brewery

JP PARSONS

at O’Mainnin’s Pub 10pm

BAKERSFIELD

(Alt. Country, Outlaw Country, Texas Honky Tonk) at JC Moose Lodge 8pm

FIDDLIN’ CARSON PETERS BAND at Carter Fold 7pm

LIVE MUSIC

Bone Fire Smokehouse

LAST TIME ONLY ADEEM THE ARTIST at Acoustic Coffeehouse

- SUNDAY - July 3rd -

at Bone Fire Smokehouse 9pm

IVY ROAD

at Acoustic Coffeehouse

BRANDON ROHR

BEN PHAN & THE SOUL SYMPHONY - SATURDAY - July 2nd -

ADAM LAWSON

at Yee Haw Brewing Company 8pm DUNDERHEAD (Rock) at Sleepy Owl Brewery 8pm

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ACOUSTIFRIED

at Sonny’s Marina & Cafe 7pm

CALAMITY JONES BAND (formerly The Jones Boys) at Marker “2” Grille 7pm

at Marker “2” Grille

at Sonny’s Marina & Cafe 4pm

LIVE MUSIC

at Bone Fire Smokehouse

STEVE HUNG

at Acoustic Coffeehouse

- MONDAY - July 4th -

THESE ARE THE ANGLES KINDEST PEOPLE

at Dungannon Va Depot

FROM THE EDGE

at Marker “2” Grill

at Capone’s

at Laurel Marina

SUNDOWN BAND (Country)

at David Thompson’s Produce NIGHTSHIFT (Country, Southern Rock, Oldies) at Raytheon Park 7pm

SUNDOWN BAND (Country) SCOTTY MELTON FRONT COUNTRY ROB NANCE Bristol Border Bash

OPEN MIC

at Acoustic Coffeehouse

Spotlight Directory 50 Fifty Sports Tavern 2102 N. Roan Street Johnson City 620 State Street Acoustic Coffeehouse 415 W Walnut St. Johnson City 423/434.9872 Biggies Clam Bar 417 W Stone Dr Kingsport 423/765-9633 Bone Fire Smokehouse at the Hardware 260 W Main St Abingdon Va 276/623-0037 Bristol Brewery 41 Piedmont Ave Bristol VA 276/ 608-1220 Bristol’s Pickin’ Porch 620 State St Bristol 423/573-2262 Capone’s 227 E Main St Johnson City 423/928-2295 Carter Family Fold 3449 A. P. Carter Hwy Hiltons VA 276/594-0676 Country Club Bar & Grill 3080 W State St Bristol 423/844-0400 Cumberland Square Park 200 Lee St. Bristol VA 276/ 645-7300 Down Home 300 W. Main St. Johnson City 423/929-9822 The Hideaway 235 E. Main St Johnson City 423/ 926-3896 Holiday Inn (Exit 7) 3005 Linden Dr Bristol Va 276/466-4100 Holston River Brewing Company 2621 Volunteer Pkwy Bristol TN Horseshoe Lounge 908 W. Market St. Johnson Ciy 423/ 928-8992 Jiggy Ray’s 610 E. Elk Ave Elizabethton

KARAOKE

TUESDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Boomershine’s Pizza Karaoke at 50Fifty Sports Tavern Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN *********************** WEDNESDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at American Legion 8pm Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Smokey Bones - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Marker “2” Grille Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN *********************** THURSDAY Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN Karaoke at Holiday Inn - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Mellow Mushroom Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Poor Richard’s Campus ***********************

Johnson City Moose Lodge 1801 W. Lakeview Dr. Johnson City 423/926-6400 Laurel Marina 191 Shady Ford Rd. Bristol 423/ 878-3721 Marker “2’ Grill at Lakeview Marina 474 Lakeside Dock, Kingsport 423/323-4665 Northeast State Community College 2425 Highway 75 Blountville TN O’Mainnin’s Pub 712 State St Bristol 423/844-0049 Our House Restaurant 4903 N. Roan St. Johnson City 423/ 282-1555 Painter Creek Marina 766 Painter Creek Rd Bristol TN 423/878-5775 Quaker Steak & Lube 629 State St Bristol VA 276/644-9647 Raytheon Park Bluff City TN Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill 3119 Bristol Hwy. Johnson City 423 / 262-0444 Sleepy Owl Brewery 151 E. Main St. Kingsport 423/390-8476 Sonny’s Marina & Café 109 One St. Gray TN 423/283-4014 Wellington’s Restaurant Carnegie Hotel 1216 W State of Franklin Rd Johnson City 423/979-6400 Willoughby Ruritan 5145 Marvin Rd Bulls Gap VA The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room 216 E Main St Johnson City Woodstone Deli 3500 Fort Henry Dr Kingsport 423/245-5424 Yee Haw Brewing Company 126 Buffalo St. Johnson City

FRIDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at Sportsman’s Bar & Grill 9pm Karaoke w/ Reverb Karaoke at The Cottage 8:30 pm Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke at Elizabethton VFW - Elizabethton TN Karaoke w/ DJ Marques at Holiday Inn (Exit 7) - Bristol VA Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Greeneville VFW *********************** SATURDAY Karaoke at The Horseshoe Lounge Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN *********************** SUNDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Everette’s Bar & Grille -JC TN **********************

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Winging It with Some Stellar Beefcake

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As your Loafer “Stargazer,” I don’t want to be left out of any of our magazine’s promotions if I can conjure up a column about it.

So getting the word about a Loafer issue of “Wings and Burgers” had me ruminating in my brain about things of the celestial world that would fit this Summer journalism theme.

After all, you add a letter “G” to “astronomy” and you get “Gastronomy,” the science of food!

Well, I had to stretch my creative writing skills to their near limit. But I love a word challenge. So while I grab my laptop, please order up my favorite honey wings with a Swiss cheese & mushroom burger on a sesame bun and read on…

Finding wings among the starry constellations was easy, but burgers? Mmmm. How about some beefcake?

The Summer stars are full of tasty wings. Ever tried terakihi Eagle wings? How about some appendages from a Swan with hot sauce? Or how about eating some fire-coated Crow wings?

As for meat from the Summer sky, well, outside of a lion burger and maybe some goat ribs, there is plenty of beefcake!

Let’s look closer at what the stars have to offer in “Wings and Burgers” …are you hungry yet?

As the Summer night finally gets dark around 10 pm, Leo the Lion is doing a nose dive into the western horizon. This star pattern actually looks like a lion with a backward question mark for a mane and the bright star Regulus dotting the chest. The king of the forest has hindquarters of three equally bright stars in the shape of a right triangle.

So, serve up some medium well Leo burgers, please. They are extra tasty with horseradish mustard.

And while those Lion Burgers are on the grill in the west, rising in the eastern night sky is some pretty tasty “sea-goat” as in Capricornus. Not sure how you tenderize that meat hybrid, but its taste has to be better than those hideous quinoa burgers!

And oh, yeah. Above Capricornus is the small pony Equuleus, and rising after midnight is the flying horse Pegasus— but we’re not going there…

If you need a butcher knife, there’s a popular one flying overhead directly north—as you can image the Big Dipper as a “Big Clever.” That might be handy to cut up that sea-goat or some lion’s meat. And you can whack off the wings of our flying creatures of the Summer night.

Directly south at 10 pm is Spica the brightest star in the large constellation Virgo the Virgin. Lucky lady. She is literally surrounded by some of the hottest men in the celestial world. Get a load of this beefcake: a bear herdsman, a snake handler, an archer and the god of strength!

That would be Bootes, Ophiuchus, Sagittarius and Hercules—and it’d be a great wing-eating contest between the four stellar titans!

Bootes (pronounced “BOO-oh-tez”) is directly overhead at 10 pm on a Summer night, and you can’t miss its bright star Arcturus, orangish in glow. He is an ancient constellation, shaped like a kite with Arcturus at his tawny waist. Maybe he was a famous cattle farmer, but he could be a shirtless, jeans model.

Virgo also has above her the strong man of the sky, Hercules. He looks like a man shaped like a square box with gangly arms and legs. Hey, that sounds like the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants! Maybe he can flip out a few celestial Crabby Patties!

The next beefcake in our Summer skies is another obscure man of history occupying a

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large area of sky between Scorpius and Sagittarius in the Milky Way—Ophiuchus the Serpent Bearer.

Ophiuchus (pronounced “oh-FEW-kus”) would probably have his own television reality show wrestling those alligators in Louisiana. His fame is wrangling snakes in the ancient world, and he must have been something to see as he is immortalized in the stars.

Just who exactly Ophiuchus was and where he lived is a mystery buried in antiquity. But one interesting fact is his leg dips in the ecliptic between Scorpius and another beefcake, Sagittarius the Archer, all directly south throughout the Summer evening.

Though not an official member of the Zodiac, the Sun, Moon and planets spend more time in the borders of Ophiuchus than they do Sagittarius and Scorpius combined!

Scorpions aren’t much good to eat (too crunchy!), but it does look like a giant fishhook dangling down to the horizon. There’s nothing to catch, but the ladies might differ.

How about the sinewy strength of the mighty archer of mythology, Sagittarius? It is one of the easiest star patterns to see—it looks like a “teapot” with a spout to the right and handle to the left. This is the heart of the Milky Way… mmmm…but not like the candy bar!

“Hey!” say the guys. Where’s the wings? Well grab that Big Clever Aka Big Dipper in the sky and carve up some feathered friends in the stars.

Virgo has the crow Corvus cornered beneath her bright star Spica. Though small, the celestial crow is an easily identified crooked box with four equally bright stars. I’d suggest some really powerful hot sauce on crow, drenched in blue cheese. Any sports fan knows that crow can taste pretty awful!

As the Milky Way begins to soar above the horizon around midnight, flying along the galactic highway are two tasty gastronomical treats, a Swan and Eagle. Make no mistake, it’s probably a felony to chow down on some Eagle wings. And I’m not quite sure if I’ve seen Swan on the menu anywhere, but I imagine the wings are monsters like Turkey flappers. Just play along…

Both Cygnus the Swan and Aquila the Eagle have stars that make a cross, and each contains a bright star of the trio known as the Summer Triangle.

Cygnus is to the north with bright Deneb at the top of the cross, but it is Arabic for “tail.” Indeed, this bright white, supergiant 1,800 Light Years away is the tail of the Swan, spreading its wings as it flies down the Milky Way. Indeed, this Swan inspires as many cultures have this beautiful (and maybe not so tasty) bird in their mythology.

The fabled Eagle of the mighty Roman god Jupiter is named Aquila, and it is to the south of Cygnus on the border of the Milky Way. It’s bright star Altair is one of the Sun’s closest neighbors at only 16 Light Years away. That’s 100 times closer than Deneb, yet about the same brightness, which gives you an idea of how more powerful is Deneb.

Get outside this Summer and enjoy a fantastic celestial beefcake show while chowing down on some celestial burgers and star-dipped wings. It’s not quite like Hollywood’s “Magic Mike” male-stripper movies, but, after all, you are looking up at the night sky “naked eye!”

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ith daylight lasting nearly 16 hours, there’s not much time for stargazing, but hanging out under the stars after 10 pm has its rewards of three planets and a handful of bright stars. And the Milky Way climbs higher as the nights wear on, its border full of deep sky objects for sky hunters and their telescopes. One of the real pleasures of Summer stargazing is the sounds you hear while looking around the night sky. From the incessant chants of insects, to dogs parking…and that distant, lonesome train whistle, the night will fill your senses with awe and satisfaction.

Tues. June 28 All summer, Jupiter will be setting in the west as Mars and Saturn rise in the east. Don’t miss an opportunity to see arguably the three most interesting objects in a telescope. Somebody you know has a telescope under their bed, in the closet or out in the garage. Get it, clean it and have some fun these Summer nights.

Wed. June 29 On this 1971 date in space history, three cosmonauts were asphyxiated during reentry of their Soyuz 11 spacecraft. The cosmonauts spent 28 days on the world’s first space station, Salyut 1, but were killed when a valve cracked open one-sixteenth of an inch. The tragedy rocked the Soviet public, who watched almost daily televised reports for a month from the spacemen. Their remains are interred in the Kremlin Wall.

Thurs. June 30 On this 1908 date in astronomy history, a comet or meteor exploded over Siberia, leveling hundreds of acres of forest in the area called Tunguska. Shockwaves were felt around the world, and dust thrown up created red sunset for months. So remote is the area, it took 20 years for the first successful expedition to bring back photos of the devastation.

Fri. July 1 On this 1917 date in astronomy history, the 100-inch mirror for the Hooker Telescope on Mt. Wil-

Celestial events in the skies for the week of June 28 - July 4, 2016, as compiled for The Loafer by Mark D. Marquette. son, California was delivered. For three decades it was the most important optical instrument pointed to the stars.

Sat. July 2 Campers will no doubt gaze up at the stars, and the later the hour the higher the Milky Way will be. Even a pair of binoculars will open the eyes to the tremendous number of stars beyond the reach of human vision. Download a free guide to the night sky at Skymaps.com or www.WhatsUpTonight.com and begin to learn the dot-to-dot patterns of constellations.

Sun. July 3 Happy 81st birthday to Apollo 17 moonwalker Harrison “Jack” Schmitt. The 12th and last man on the Moon in December 1972 with Gene Cernan, Schmitt parlayed the fame to a stint as US Senator from his home state of New Mexico.

Mon. July 4 Lots of fireworks in the skies on this date in history, including: 1054 AD an exploded star is seen in the daytime as a supernova in Taurus the Bull, and we see it today as the Crab Nebula; 1997 NASA’s Pathfinder spacecraft lands on Mars with the mini-rover Sojourner; 2005 a ballistic probe released by spacecraft Deep Impact slams into comet Temple 1, and the impact is recorded from the NASA craft as well as telescope on and orbiting the Earth; 2006 Space Shuttle Discovery STS-121 was launched on a construction mission to the International Space Station.

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FINDING DORY

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id you now “Finding Nemo” is the top selling DVD of all time? Thus, the aforementioned fact leaves one to ponder why Disney has taken so long to release a follow up to the 2003 release and Academy Award winner for Best Animated Feature. At last, a follow up, “Finding Dory” is playing at theaters. The latest 3D computer-animated film from Pixar Animation Studios, brings back blue tang Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) and her two clownfish friends Nemo (Alexander Gould) and Marlin (Albert Brooks) for more adventures.

The story is set one year after the events of “Finding Nemo”, and finds Dory having flashbacks and dreams of her life before she met Nemo and Marlin. The dreams and flashbacks are mainly of her parents, and soon she begins a quest to find them. Unfortunately, Dory suffers from short term memory loss, so needless

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to say, her journey is challenging. Thankfully, Nemo and Marlin have agreed to join Dory on her excursion, but when the trio stumble across a shipwreck, they come in contact with a giant squid, who badly injures Nemo, forcing Dory to travel to the surface for help. As luck would have it, Dory is taken captive by some members of the nearby Marine Life Institute, where she meets a red octopus named Hank (Ed O’Neill), who has a short temper and uses Dory in an attempt to take her place in the aquarium she will be sent to in Cleveland. Meanwhile, Dory is convinced her parents are at the Institute, and gets help from old friend Destiny (Kaitlin Olson), a near-sighted whale shark, and new friend Bailey (Ty Burrell), a beluga whale in her efforts to find them. Of course, Hank is tagging along too, lest he lose his chance at living the life he wants in Cleveland.

The adventures of the group continue at the Institute, until exciting events eventually move them back to the ocean, where they all find happiness. The film also features some other fun animals, including sea otters, loons, sea turtles, other fish, and actress Sigourney Weaver featured as herself on the PA system of the Institute. This film was tons of fun, and poor Dory’s short term memory loss made for many humorous moments. However, despite her handicap, Dory eventually proves she is strong enough to never give up in her efforts to overcome her condition. The 3D of the film is very enjoyable, and is highlighted in the under sea segments. “Finding Dory” is a sweet adventure highlighted by new character Hank, who nearly steals the film from the headliner. (Rated PG)

BARTER THEATRE AUCTIONS EXCLUSIVE GUITAR ON CHARITYBUZZ

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ountry music fans have a one-of-a-kind opportunity now until July 12 to bid on a exclusive guitar signed by artists Keith Urban, Miranda Lambert, Luke Bryan and many more.

The Academy of Country Music and ACM Lifting Lives presented a signed guitar to Barter Theatre to help raise money for Barter’s Annual Fund for Artistic Excellence. The guitar, which holds the signatures of 16 different country music artists and groups, is being auctioned on Charitybuzz.com.

The guitar features the signatures of: Alabama, Brett Eldredge, Clint Black, Cole Swindell, Darius Rucker, David Lee Murphy, Deana Carter, Eli Young Band, Florida Georgia Line, Hunter Hayes, Joe Nichols, Keith Urban, Luke Bryan, Miranda Lambert, Patty Loveless and Ronnie Milsap.

Music memorabilia frequently only includes the signatures of one artist, making this guitar a rarity. Gill Braswell, co-owner of Capo’s Music Store in Abingdon, said, “It’s special to find a piece that has been signed by so many artists. Most of the time these pieces just include one signature or a couple of signatures at most. For someone who is a real country fan, this is a truly unique piece.”

Erick Long, an alumnus of Emory & Henry College and a member of the alumni board, works for the Academy of Country Music and facilitated the presentation of the guitar to Barter Theatre. Long said, “The Academy of Country Music and ACM Lifting Lives are proud to support Barter Theatre and all of its endeavors. We are thrilled to donate a guitar from the 2015 ACM Party for a Cause, which has been autographed by a variety of musicians who performed at this memorable event.”

Barter Theatre thanks the Academy of Country Music and ACM Lifting Lives for their donation. Allison Mays, director of corporate and government relations for Barter Theatre, said, “This generous donation reflects our shared commitment to artistic excellence and will make a tangible difference in Barter’s ability to sustain the quality so vital to its impact.”

ACM Lifting Lives is the philanthropic arm of the Academy of Country Music dedicated to improving lives through the power of music.

To learn more or bid on the guitar, visit charitybuzz.com.

Bidding begins at 9:20 AM EDT on June 23 and closes July 12 at 3:00 PM EDT.

The guitar signed by 16 different country music artists and groups.

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Loud as a Whisper visit to New York City is a feast for the senses, least in Midtown Manhattan, is a unique and permeating cacophony comprised of traffic noisif not an occasional affront (some of those smells es, street merchant activity, and the din of numerous conversations taking place all around you, simply defy description). The sound though, at among many other things. And yet, one of the best spots to experience the strange and nuanced properties of sound can be found in a bustling passageway at New York’s Grand Central Terminal.

For those who have never heard of a whispering gallery, it’s a room or enclosure within which quiet speech can be heard at unexpectedly great distances from the speaker. This usually-unintended phenomenon can be found in places enclosed by rounded or elliptical walls and/or ceilings and is detectable in such uniquely designed buildings as St. Paul’s Cathedral in London and Boston’s Mapparium.

Grand Central Terminal (often known by the misnomer Grand Central Station after an earlier incarnation of the famous depot) is home to just such an oddity. This particular whispering gallery is in an unassuming passageway just outside the terminal’s well-known oyster bar. The spot looks common enough and It’s not marked or explained in any way, so you need to know what you’re looking for in order to find it.

Once you’re there though, the gallery can be quickly recognized by watching the folks testing it out. Following the technique of the other - let’s just admit it - tourists, you just need to stand in one of the four corners and face into the wall, Blair-Witch-style. You friend, standing in the same position at the opposite corner will then be able to carry on a conversation with you at normal speaking volume, despite the fact that you are some fifty feet away and facing in opposite directions. That this is all taking place in the middle of one of the busiest train stations in the world doesn’t matter - the sound is remarkably clear.

So why does this happen? As you’d probably expect, it comes down to the design of that particular space. An original feature of the 1910’s-era building, the vaulted ceiling is a Guastavino original. That is to say, it was designed by a member of the Guastavino family, who specialized in this ceiling design for several generations. The soaring arches and lightweight clay tiles, arranged here in an elegant herringbone pattern, can also be seen as architectural components of the Nebraska State Capitol, the Boston Public Library, and even the U.S. Supreme Court building.

Not all buildings with Guastavino ceilings function as whispering galleries. Still, anytime you see tiled arches, it might just be best to keep your secrets to yourself. You never know who might be listening.

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Abingdon’s Independence Day Celebration moves downtown: Free event scheduled for Saturday July 2, 2016

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bingdon celebrates Independence Day Saturday July 2nd downtown at the Farmers Market Pavilion. “Abingdon’s All-American Independence Day Extravaganza” is a free community celebration and fireworks display. The festivities include kids’ activities, a watermelon eating contest, history reenactors, a free concert featuring big names in blues music, and a fireworks finale visible from the Market Pavilion. All activities are free and open to the public.

The Independence Day Extravaganza is a partnership between the Town of Abingdon and Abingdon Main Street. It replaces the annual fireworks show at the Coomes Center with a new, expanded event including more family activities and live music, taking place at the Abingdon Market Pavilion.

The day’s festivities begin at 4:00pm. Living historians and the Abingdon Fife & Drum Corps will be on site to celebrate Abingdon’s rich Revolutionary War history. The Abingdon Farmers Market will sponsor a watermelon eating contest, with watermelons provided by local growers (the winner will receive a $100 shopping spree at the Farmers Market!). And kids and their families are invited to a Block Party featuring a foam pit and DJ, and kid’s crafts sponsored by Paper Moon Studio.

A live concert at 6:00pm puts the blues in Red White and Blue. Steady Rollin’ Bob Margolin opens with the classic blues sound that made him one of Muddy Waters’ favorite band members. Then at 7:45pm pm, musical trailblazer Jarekus Singleton takes the stage with a cutting-edge sound—equally rooted in rap, rock and blues traditions— that is all his own. Food trucks will be on hand, and Abingdon Main Street will sponsor a beer garden beginning at 6:00pm.

The evening ends with a firework finale at 9:15, visible from the Farmers Market Pavilion.

The Independence Day Extravaganza replaces all 4th of July activities at the Coome’s Center. “By moving the event downtown and partnering with Abingdon Main Street, we were able to expand our celebration, and bring more focus to Abingdon’s historic downtown area,” said Abingdon’s Event Coordinator Sara Saavedra.

Steady Rollin’ Bob Margolin is one of the blues greats, with a career dating back to 1973, when

Muddy Waters hired him. Muddy’s band toured the world and jammed with many great blues and rock musicians, “but the biggest thrill was playing Muddy’s Blues with him.” Muddy brought Margolin with him to special shows and recordings, when he sometimes didn’t use his whole band, to give him a familiar sound when working with other musicians. In 1975, they recorded Grammy Award-winning “Muddy Waters Woodstock Album,” Muddy’s last for Chess Records, which featured Paul Butterfield, and Levon Helm and Garth Hudson from The Band.

Jarekus Singleton melds hip-hop wordplay, rock energy and R&B grooves with contemporary and traditional blues, turning audiences of all ages into devoted fans. With his untamed guitar licks and strong, soulful voice effortlessly moving from ferocious and funky to slow and steamy to smoking hot, Singleton is a fresh, electrifying bluesman bursting at the seams with talent.

“Singleton creates unpredictable and challenging music that sounds both firmly rooted in blues tradition and fearlessly dedicated to breaking boundaries and blazing new paths,” says Living Blues.

The Independence Day Extravaganza presented in conjunction with the Abingdon Parks and Recreation Department, and Abingdon Main Street, a non-profit organization affiliated with the National Main Street program.

For more information, visit www.abingdonmusicexperience.com or contact Event Coordinator Sara Saavedra at (276) 676-2282 or scardinale@abingdon-va.gov.

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The Heather Gardner Interview

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ou can live here your whole life and still meet people who have spent their entire lives living in your hometown but your paths have never crossed. Heather Gardner and I both grew up in Kingsport but never met until she married the awesome kid who grew up next door to me and played in the yard with my little brother Josh. Knowing her husband Travis as well as I do, rest assured he knows he has found a wonderful person to share his life with. It has been my pleasure to get to know Heather and an honor to let you know her a little better too.

BRIAN: We first met a few years back as you were getting married to Travis.

Tell folks who don’t know you a little about where you grew up and how it shaped who you have become.

HEATHER: Yes, I remember that well! I actually met Travis through mutual friends and I would see him at the gym from time to time, so our relationship started from there. I was born and raised in Kingsport, TN. My whole family lives here in Kingsport so it has always very important for me to stay in this area. Plus, Kingsport is growing more and more each year, making it a very fun and exciting place to live. I am a true southern girl at heart. I couldn’t imagine living anywhere else!

BRIAN: Faith is a big part of life in this region. How does you faith play a part in your everyday life?

HEATHER: Self-doubt has always been my biggest weakness, whether in business, the gym, or my marriage. Prayer has helped me tremendously. Whenever I feel that “feeling” start to come on, I take a deep breath and that’s when I have my spiritual time and ask for comfort, peace, and strength. Every day I thank God for the many blessings he has given me. I have so much to be thankful for, and I am always looking to strengthen my relationship with God. BRIAN: Recently, I was at a Kingsport Chamber of Commerce event featuring KOSBE and they talked about the interaction you have had with them. Before we talk about the book, what have you done with KOSBE and how has it helped?

HEATHER: KOSBE is an amazing organization. Aundrea Wilcox was with me every step of the way as I was writing and publishing my first cookbook. I look up to her as a business woman, leader, and friend. She believed in me from the beginning and continues to push me toward greater achievements. Aundrea guided me through the entire process of creating, editing, and publishing my first cookbook.

Honestly, I can’t thank her and KOSBE enough for the wonderful help they’ve given me, BRIAN: I gotta say, you are one of the most physically fit people I know. I have seen your husband really push hard for himself in the gym in years past, has that love of fitness become a part of your marriage? Who works harder?

HEATHER: First of all, thank you! Fitness has been a huge part of my life for 15 years. Health and fitness is also very important to Travis (my husband). It has definitely become part of our marriage because being physically fit impacts our lives in a positive way. As far as who works harder, I’d say we are equal!

BRIAN: Thanks for taking time to talk with me. Before we stop talking, I mentioned your first book before. We can’t end this conversation without giving you a chance to tell folks what it is about and how they can find their own copy. And also, are more books coming?

HEATHER: I wrote by first cookbook, “Healthy Recipes with Heather: Volume 1” just a few months ago. It is a compilation of 20 recipes that are healthy, easy to make, and most important, they all taste great! I have been in the fitness world

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for a long time, and I talk to women every day who are looking for recipes that will help them stay in line with their goals but also taste great. Healthy food can be boring and bland and I’m determined to change that mindset. You can find both the link to the eBook version and the paperback version on my website www.fitbyheather.com. I am currently working on by next cookbook which will include 20 recipes that are all 5 ingredients or less. In the future I will also be writing lifestyle/fitness related eBooks, so stay tuned! All updates are posted on my Facebook and Instagram, just search “FitbyHeather”.

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he Niswonger Performing Arts Center (NPAC) in historic downtown Greeneville, TN, is pleased to announce another season of great entertainment featuring 30 performances for the 2016-2017 Season.

Since opening in December 2004, NPAC has hosted hundreds of concerts and events in the 1150 seat venue. NPAC will continue to bring exciting performances to the stage this season including country, rock, contemporary Christian, comedy, jazz, family programming, and much more. Cultural performances this season represent Ireland, Spain, China, and Russia.

“NPAC offers an outstanding selection of entertainment options with a variety of musical artists and performances scheduled for the 2016-2017 Season, which kicks off August 27th with Three Dog Night. Musical performances will include ZZ Top, Cheap Trick, Scotty McCreery, Clint Black, Travis Tritt, The Temptations, Natalie Grant, and The Marshall Tucker Band, just to name a few. There are also many family friendly performances including Lightwire Theater’s Moon Mouse: A Space Odyssey, a musical production of A Christmas Carol, a night of magic and illusion with The Jason Bishop Show, and the return of Jack Hanna’s Into the Wild Live,” said Vicki Hudson, Executive Director of NPAC. “We are so grateful for the continuing support of our patrons and for the financial support from our individual and corporate partners and grantors who assist us in achieving our goal of providing exceptional programming and performing arts education within our region,” said Hudson. “The generosity and financial support from our donors for the programming at NPAC, a 501(c)(3) non-profit, is invaluable to our success.”

Tickets for the 2016-2017 Season will go on sale July 1st at 10:00 a.m. Guests may purchase tickets online at www.npacgreeneville.com, by phone at 423-6381679, or in person at the NPAC box office. A $1.50 ticketing fee will be added for the purchase of each ticket, however, NPAC will continue to offer no processing or delivery fees.

NPAC offers a variety of ticketing options including individual tickets, season ticket packages, a pick 5 or more bundle which includes a 10% discount, and a group discount for groups of 20 or more.

The Niswonger Performing Arts Center is a regional performing arts center located in historic downtown Greeneville, TN, adjacent to Greeneville High School.

Tickets may be purchased online at www.npacgreeneville.com, in person at the NPAC box office, or by calling 423-638-1679. Current box office hours are Monday – Friday, 10:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m.

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cross the entirety of Appalachia, the eastern deciduous forest forms an almost unbroken blanket, stretching from the deepest gorges to more than a mile in elevation. This relic is all that is left of what was one of the greatest woodlands in the world. Thanks to conservation efforts throughout the last century, much of the region’s most treasured forests have been protected as national parks and forests, where they serve as a sanctuary for the flora and fauna that make our highlands such a hotspot for biodiversity.

For ourselves, they also serve as a place of refuge. Whether for an hour or a week, a trip into the woods helps us rejuvenate, escape from the pressures of civilized society, and connect with that wild part of ourselves which naturally feels drawn to the wilderness.

With the forest’s presence and impact on our local culture so firmly ingrained into our minds, it is somewhat ironic that some of the most popular hiking destinations in the region are to the numerous balds that grace the Blue Ridge. Devoid of almost all trees, these patches of grass and heath dot the landscape throughout the highlands and are known by enchanting names such as Gregory Bald, Max Patch, and the Highlands of Roan. Not only do allow sweeping views of the surrounding landscape, but they harbor many indigenous species that are found no where else in the region and even the world.

Great Smoky Mountains National Park is home to several renowned balds, and seeing as the park just celebrated its 82nd anniversary on June 15, it seemed more appropriate to return to our favorite hiking destination for this week’s adventure.

Andrews Bald sits within the shadow of Clingmans Dome, highest point in Tennessee at 6,643 feet. Easily reached from the parking lot at the end of Clingmans Dome Road, the bald makes for a great afternoon side excursion and is one of the park’s most popular icons. Weekends can see thousands of visitors trekking down the path with kids in tow, so plan any outing accordingly.

Forney Ridge Trail is the only access to the fields. From the parking lot to Andrews Bald the distance is only 1.8 miles, making the round trip hike 3.6 miles.

The path is somewhat hidden at first, lying just to the left of the paved path that leads to Clingmans Dome. Descend 0.1 of a mile through some giant boulders to an intersection with the Clingmans Dome Bypass Trail. Turn left and head down the steps as the spruce-fir forest engulfs the path.

The trail is a delight to walk, as it was just recently renovated through the park’s Trails Forever program. This program aims to restore many of the most popular trails to their former glory, mainly in an effort to reduce erosion and vegetation compaction. What used to look like a dry stream bed strewn with boulders is now a staircase constructed of large slabs of rock. It is amazing to inspect the level of detail that went into constructing the new tread for the trail.

After a small flat area that continues past an intersection with Forney Creek Trail on the right and a brief uphill section of trail, a break in the darkness of the forest signals the northern outskirts of the bald. A sign announces a scenic view 500 feet ahead, but if you’re here in June, the real star of the hike will have already made itself known. Flame azaelea, a member of the rhododendron family, bursts with bright orange and red blooms that look like flames from a distance. The view from the highest point of the bald does provide a beautiful panorama of Fontana Lake far below and the cross ranges beyond, but it serves mainly as a backdrop to the beautiful blooms on every side. If visiting for the first time, try your best to visit during the third and fourth weeks in June as all of the shrubs should be blooming by then.

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The brilliant orange flame azalea is a native of the Appalachian Mountains and can only be found from Georgia up through New York.

There are other things to see on the bald besides the azaleas. Blueberry bushes are another member of the heath family (also related to rhododendrons) that dot the fields. August and September sees them loaded down with scrumptious berries, and it usually is a race to get a few before the bears eat them all. Along the fringes you may also stumble upon the six foot stalks of the Turk’s Cap Lily.

Those we found had not bloomed yet, but the buds were almost there.

Ninety-nine percent of visitors visit Andrews Bald only then to return to their cars to whisk away to the next attraction on their agenda. If you have the time, we highly recommend hiking the rest of Forney Ridge Trail as it descends from the evergreen forest into the northern hardwood forest and finally the upper reaches of the cove hardwoods. Although it is a bit rought at first, the trail overall is in great shape and the woods truly are beautiful; several gaps in the trees afford magnificent views of the dome as well as nearby Mount Buckley rising prominently in the sky to the north. The total length of the trail is 5.6 miles, so a round-trip hike would come to 11.2 miles. It does drop almost 2000 feet from beginning to end, so make sure you have plenty of time to complete the climb back up the mountain. The bald will welcome you back and provide a great resting point as well. Happy Trails!

Directions: From the Sugarlands Visitor Center on U.S. 441, turn left onto Little River Road and then make a right onto Newfound Gap Road. Continue 14 miles and turn right onto Clingmans Dome Road just past the Newfound Gap parking area. It’s another 7 miles down the road before you reach the parking lot and trailhead.

Coming Live, from Ann Arbor, MI:

The Appleseed Collective

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Friday, July 1: Wolf Hills Brewing Co., 350 Park St SE, Abingdon, VA • 5 pm

he Appleseed Collective is poised to become the new sound of string music. Riding the wave of the bluegrass revival beyond newgrass and into a strange new genre-bending territory, they explore the full range of dark and light, old and new, composition and improvisation in a deeply theatrical stage show that transports audiences through time.

“This is music best served alongside a roaring campfire, but that also has the ability to challenge the rafters of any grand arena.”

—Joshua Pickard, Beats Per Minute The sounds of The Appleseed Collective are as diverse as the personalities that create them. Violinist/mandolinist Brandon Worder-Smith grew up steeped in a rich rural Bluegrass and Irish fiddle culPhoto By: Benjamin Weatherston ture. Driven to explore beyond the boundaries of tradition, he set off on foot to hitchhike around America searching for his musical kin. After a year and a half of wandering he stumbled across guitarist Andrew Brown back in Ann Arbor MI, where the band now hangs their collective hats when not on the road. Downtown Andrew Brown, fast-talking vintage garb peddler and son of a Motown session musician had just returned from New Orleans with a piece of that dixieland sound. He gifted long-time friend and funk/rock drummer Vince Russo with a washboard, whose penchant for ripping percussion solos and untamed showmanship were only further enhanced, and the first incarnation of the band was born. Later the boys would join forces with bassist Eric O’Daly, whose passion for Indian Classical music and introspective yet fiery Irish nature would complete the Genre-Bending sound of The Appleseed Collective. “[The Appleseed Collective] sweeps out the various corners of American music, taking a long look at both the sublime and the strange. The group explores both dark and light in a way that other string-band revivalists haven’t touched.”

—Aarik Danielsen, Columbia Daily Tribune As a triune of songwriters, O’Daly, Brown, and Worder-Smith craft tunes from the sublime to the darkly evocative. In the space of their new 5 song EP, The Tour Tapes they swing from dim club storytelling swagger to rich vocal harmony, from hot club hot licks to spacey ambience, from old Irish reels to modern American indie. Despite the diversity of influences, The Appleseed Collective’s sound is unmistakably it’s own.

“The dictionary defines Americana as, ‘things associated with the culture and history of America, especially the United States.’ Well if that is the case then The Appleseed Collective is real Americana. I figured out sort of a mathematical equation last night: It’s like Satch plus Django plus Joplin plus Bob Wills plus a little Bill Monroe—but the sum is actually greater than the parts.”

—Jason Marck, introducing the band for a live performance on WBEZ Chicago’s Morning Shift in 2014 www.appleseedcollective.com

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Independence on the Frontier Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park • July 2nd & 3rd

tep back in time 240 years to a colorful revolutionary world and witness life as it was on the 18th century frontier during a very tumultuous time. In the summer of 1776 colonial leaders met in Philadelphia to draft a document that would forever change the world. As our guest to Fort Watauga, you too can be part of the excitement as news of American Independence reaches the colonial frontier. What did the colonists think about a new nation?

Walk among historical characters and hear their varied reactions to the Declaration, from fear of war to the hope of a brighter future.

The Washington County Regiment of North Carolina Militia, host living history organization at Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park, will be encamped in and around Fort Watauga giving visitors a glimpse of life in 1776. A myriad of activities will unfold throughout the weekend such as militia drill and training, artillery firing demonstrations, open hearth cooking, tomahawk throwing and a special reading of the Declaration of Independence on Saturday at 1:00.

Get an early start on your Independence celebrations and bring the entire family out for a weekend full of history, patriotism, education, and family fun. The event will run from 10:00 until 4:00 on Saturday, July 2nd and 10:00 until 3:00 on Sunday, July 3rd Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park is located at 1651 W. Elk Ave. Elizabethton, TN 37643. For more information about this event please contact the park at 423-543-5808.

Independence on the Frontier: Schedule of Events Saturday, July 2nd 10:00 – Raising the Colours: Start the day off with a bang as the militia falls in for inspection and raises the flag with a patriotic ceremony.

10:30 – “Fix Bayonets”: Join Colonel Bogart in the fort and learn about the uses and tactics of the bayonet, one of the most feared weapons used in the Revolutionary War! Then cheer on the Militiamen as they test their skill and aim with this 18th century weapon.

11:30 – Colonia Era Music of East Tennessee: Join Corbin in the Gathering Place Auditorium for a journey back in time to experience the musical sounds of the early Tennessee frontier.

12:00 – “Echoes of Revolution”: The Watauga Valley Fifes & Drums perform martial and field music of the Revolutionary War. 1:00 – Reading of the Declaration of Independence: Join in the excitement as the document declaring our freedom from Great Britain is read publicly inside Fort Watauga.

2:00 – Carter Mansion Tour: Built by Watauga settlement leaders, John and Landon Carter in 1775, a tour of Tennessee’s oldest frame house is a must! Adults - $5.00 (Cash only please) 17 and under free. Directions are available in the visitors center.

2:00 – Kids Liberty Lounge: All young people of the settlement are invited to enjoy some lemonade and light refreshments as

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Full-Size Rundown Pt 4:

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o we’ve looked at the Austrian Glock 17, the Italian Beretta 92, and the Swiss Sig Sauer P250. This week we wrap up the Rundown Series by bringing is home to the good ole’ USA. This week we look at the Smith and Wesson M&P9 chambered in 9mm. I’m not going to lie, I saved the best and my personal favorite for last. This gun is also a favorite among law enforcement officers nationwide.

Now just clarify we’re discussing the full-size M&P9 not it’s little brother the M&P Shield 9, which happens to also be a fantastic gun but that’s an article for another day. The M&P9 boasts a 4.25 inch barrel which gives this gun its reputation for accuracy. It also utilizes a Zytel polymer frame which keeps it light weighing in at only 24 ounces unloaded. This light weight comes in handy because it’s magazine capacity is 17+1 which as I’m sure you can imagine adds a bit of weight, but keep in mind this handgun was designed with military and law enforcement professionals in mind. This gun is in no way uncomfortable to carry for 8+ hours. The grip on the M&P is also incredible, with a slight palm-swell this gun feels really good in the hand. The grip also features a slip resistant finish.

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One of the biggest problems manufacturers face when designing a polymer framed handgun is balance, with most of the weight contained inside the shooters hand, muzzle climb becomes an issue. Smith and Wesson took this challenge in stride, the M&P is balanced extremely well to reduce muzzle climb, which increases the overall accuracy.

Another great innovation of the M&P is that there are no edges, all the edges have been rounded off. This makes the M&P very comfortable to carry as it doesn’t dig into your side like many other full-size handguns. Although it is my favorite full size handgun the M&P does have a flaw. Smith and Wesson prides itself on being innovators, they have been pioneering designs since the mid 1800’s. That being said they haven’t quite figured how to integrate a Glock style take-down system into the M&P. To disassemble the M&P the magazine must be ejected (for the record the magazine should always be ejected before disassembling a handgun), and a lever below the extractor must be pushed down, then the takedown lever at the front of the gun must be pulled down at a 90 degree angle then the slide will come off the frame, then all the steps must be reversed for reassembly. Whew, it was exhausting just writing that. Now as flaws go that is a very manageable one when you consider all the innovations of this pistol, and with an MSRP of only $569.00 you don’t have to worry about getting a second job at the Seven Eleven down the road to pay for it.

As always I hope you enjoyed this article if you have any questions or concerns please feel free to email me, I look forward to your feedback.

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Mrs. Daniels shares stories of children in the American Revolution. (Meet just outside the Fort’s East gate) 3:00 – Artillery Drill and Demonstration: Learn about 18th century artillery as the Militia fires the Fort’s Cannon.

3:30 – For King and Revenge: Loyalists in the American Revolution: Join Steven in the fort for an exploration of those that fought against American independence.

4:00 – Militia Drill & Retiring the Colours - The Washington County Militia demonstrates the tactics and firearms used during the Revolutionary War, and then retire the flag for the day.

Camps Close to the Public: Join us tomorrow for another exciting day of 18th century living history.

Sunday, July 3rd 10:00 – Raising the Colours: Start the day off with a bang as the militia falls in for inspection and raises the flag with a patriotic ceremony.

11:00 – Worship Service: Join us for Sunday Service held inside Fort Watauga.

12:30 – For King and Revenge: Loyalists in the American Revolution: Join Steven in the fort for an exploration of those that fought against American independence.

1:00 – Kids Militia: Attention all able bodied kids! Fall in and drill with the Washington Co. Militia.

2:00 – Artillery Drill and Demonstration: Learn about 18th century artillery as the Militia fires the Fort’s Cannon.

2:00 – Carter Mansion Tour: Built by Watauga settlement leaders, John and Landon Carter in 1775, a tour of Tennessee’s oldest frame house is a must! Adults $5.00 (Cash only please) 17 and under free. Directions are available in the visitors center.

3:00 – Militia Drill & Retiring the Colours: The Washington County Militia demonstrates the tactics and firearms used during the Revolutionary War, then lowers the flag for the day.

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Rockin’ 4th of July Holiday Contra Dance

@ Serenity Knoll Farm! (July 2nd)

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he Historic Jonesborough Dance Society will hold a picnic, contra dance, sky watch program and late night movie at Serenity Knoll Farm, 542 Bacon Branch Road in Jonesborough, TN on Saturday July 2, 2016.

The event will begin with a potluck dinner starting at 5pm. Then a contra dance will ensue from 7:30-10:30pm with the band “Anadama” bringing the tunes and Vicki Herndon from Chattanooga doing the calling. Admission $7 for all comers. There will be a lesson for beginner contra dancers at 7:00pm.

Anadama is a Boston-based contra dance band and the product of “that one time at folk-dance camp.” Amelia Mason (fiddle), Emily Troll (accordion), and Bethany Waickman (guitar) first made music together in the wild woods of Plymouth, Massachusetts while working at Pinewoods Camp in 2007. After many blissful summer afternoons spent jamming under the trees, the trio decided to take it on the road, and have since toured extensively up and down the East coast in Emily’s tiny silver Toyota Corolla, bound by a shared love of cheese, beer, and Country radio.

Anadama finds its roots in the traditional music of New England, Ireland, and Quebec. Held aloft by the dark pulse of Bethany’s open-tuned guitar, the trio has no need for a bass or drums. They infuse old and new tunes alike with a distinctly modern kick, fiddle and accordion woven together in tight, driving harmony. It is dynamic, earthy music, all—from sweetly rolling jigs to breathless, freewheeling reels—played with vigor and honesty, and dance at its heart.

“Anadama is a compelling blend of fresh energy and thoughtful artistry. They make it easy for the dancers to respond--what more could a caller ask for?” - Lisa Greenleaf, Boston.

“Contra dancing is about fun and connection, and Anadama is a band that brings that same spirit onto the stage...and into their music. I love calling dances, but when I’m working with Anadama I REALLY love calling dances. Bethany, Emily, and Amelia are all skilled musicians who happen to love playing for contra dancing, as well as being some of the most excellent and fun people I know.” - Nils Fredland, VT “These three fine musicians have long roots in the New England dance tradition, growing up in families with strong ties to their local dance communities.

Emily, Amelia, and Bethany are experts at providing dynamic, lyrical, driving, and always wonderfully danceable music. They are a pleasure to share the stage with.” - Sue Rosen, Boston During the pre-dance/potluck period from 5-7:00pm, dancers can enjoy traditional holiday games such as corn hole toss, Frisbee “closest to the pin”, watermelon seed spitting and badminton. Bring food, binoculars, telescope, mosquito repellent. Guests are encouraged to hydrate sufficiently due to the heat of the day.

When the sky darkens around 10:00pm, Loafer Stargazer columnist, MARK MARQUETTE, will lead us in a special “CONTRA COSMIC CONNECTION,” The evening of dance will be enhanced with the naked eye stargazing of constellations and telescopic views of Venus Jupiter and the gibbous Moon showing the locations of galaxies and nebulae through telescopes provided by Bristol and Bays Mountain amateur astronomers led by local sky popularizer Marquette. Bring your own telescope and the experts will show you how to properly use it.

The final event of the evening will be the showing of the ever popular “Dirty Dancing” movie on the big screen in the pavilion.

This event is smoke, alcohol, fragrance and pet free.

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things to do

50th Season of Shindig on the Green

A joyously spontaneous celebration of traditional and old- time string bands, bluegrass, ballad singers, big circle mountain dancers and cloggers on summer Saturday evenings in downtown Asheville, NC. Stage show and informal jam sessions. Pack Square Park on the Bascom Lamar Lunsford stage.

Bring your instruments, lawn chairs or blankets, family and friends. July 2, 9, 16, 23; August 13, 20, 27, and September 3, 2016. Free. Info: www.folkheritage. org or (828)258-6101 x345.

Rooted in Appalachia Roadshow

MECC to Offer Free Quick Start to College Class

Enrollment is now open for Mountain Empire Community College’s free Quick Start to College class. The class is designed for individuals who have considered enrolling in college, but are unsure about what is required. The class will be held on Thursday evenings beginning July 14 to August 11 from 5:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. Topics such as success skills and career options are covered.

Students are also able to refresh their computer, math, and English skills with one-on-one assistance. To qualify, students must have a high school diploma or equivalent (GED). For more information on the Quick Start program, or to enroll, contact Beth Boggs, MECC Career and Transfer Counselor, at 276.523.7438 or by email at bboggs@ mecc.edu. Visit the program website at www.mecc.edu/quickstart.

In northeast Tennessee & southwest Virginia folks are interested in their neighbors, their towns and the farmers growing their food. You could say, folks are ‘rooted’ in local traditions.

This summer, you can get rooted too!

Just visit your local farmers market and MPCC to offer Tai Chi for Arhave fun at the free, Rooted in Appala- thritis and QiGong classes chia roadshows! There will be games, Senior Services at Memorial Park cooking demos, prizes and more. Visit Community Center, 510 Bert St., will www.rootedinappalachia.com for more offer two fitness classes for ages 50 and info. older July 6 through Aug. 29. Each class is $64 for 16 sessions or $5 a class ($32 Volunteers needed for or $2.50 a class for Silver Sneakers® eligible participants.) Pre-registration kids triathlon Memorial Park Community Center, and payment are required in person at 510 Bert St., is in need of volunteers for MPCC by July 6. All 16 sessions are recthe fourth annual Dive, Ride & Stride ommended for optimum results.

Kids Triathlon on Saturday, Aug. 20. • Tai Chi for Arthritis: 11 a.m.-noon, Assistance will be needed for water sta- Mondays and Wednesdays. This is a tions, safety patrol, award distribution, low-impact class modified for seniors and transition areas. Most volunteers and is recommended by the Arthritis will be asked to report to Legion Street Foundation and CDC for arthritis relief and fall prevention.

Pool by 7:30 a.m. on race day.

For more information or to sign up, • QiGong: noon-1 p.m., Mondays and please contact Kelly Finney at (423)434- Wednesdays. QiGong is an ancient Chinese system of self-healing exercises 5758 or kfinney@johnsoncitytn.org. using proper body alignment with MPCC to offer Beach Mania slow, controlled movement.

For more information, please call fitness classes (423)434-6237.

Senior Services at Memorial Park Community Center, 510 Bert St., will Mountain Messages Quilt offer Beach Mania fitness classes at 8:30 a.m. on Fridays, July 1-22. These Exhibition at the McKinney classes are open to adults and will in- Center Tennessee Quilts of Jonesborough clude workouts (on land, not water) and Jonesborough’s Mary B. Martin with beach balls. Cost is $2 per class.

For more information, call (423)434- Program for the Arts is pleased to announce that this year’s Mountain Mes6237.

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sages Quilt Exhibition will be held at the McKinney Center, June 24 through July 23. The exhibit is free and open to the public, Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.

This year’s theme is “Architecture of the Mountains.” Awards will be given for the best hand quilting, machine quilting and group quilt.

“We are very excited to have the Mountain Message Quilt Exhibition here this year. I’ve worked with Tennessee Quilts on this exhibit in the past and I am always amazed at the creativity and quality of the quilts,” Director of the McKinney Center Theresa Hammons said. “Our local quilters are incredible.”

There are twenty quilts in the competition this year including Linda CrouchMcCreadie, Cathy Stines, Darlene Neil, Linda B. Gallagher, Midge Merrill, Flora Joy, Freda Goodwin, Pamela Foltz, Opal Cheney, Margaret Rice, Phillis Ann Lenske, Sharon Crowe, Jean Zastrow, Karol Lynn Johnson, Deb Anderson, Melinda Tweed, Virginia Kennedy, Linda Lyle and Janice Harrington.

Quilt Enthusiasts looking for additional exhibits in Jonesborough include the Hoffman Quilt & Doll Challenge at the Jonesborough Visitors Center July 4 through 29 featuring 40 quilts and 15 dolls from around the world. The Exhibit will be open to the public free of charge at the Visitors Center is open

seven days a week.

For more information on the Mountain Messages Quilt Exhibition at the McKinney Center, email theresah@jonesborougtn.org or call 423-753-0562.

MECC Offers Basic First Aid & CPR

Mountain Empire Community College’s Workforce Development Center will offer Basic First Aid & CPR training on Saturday, July 9 from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. in Phillips Taylor Room 231. The fee for this course is $70. To register, go to www. mecc.edu/workforce and complete the Non-Credit Registration form or contact Lori Dingus at 276.523.2400 Ext. 372 or ldingus@mecc.edu.

MECC Offers Concealed Weapons Class

Mountain Empire Community College will offer a Concealed Weapons Permit course Saturday, August 6 from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. The cost for the course is $100. Pre-registration is required. This class satisfies the requirements for a concealed weapons permit and will cover legal guidelines, safety issues, and handson instruction on the firing range. Early registration is recommended as this class has limited spots available. To register go to www.mecc.edu/workforce and complete the Non-Credit Registration form or contact Lori Dingus at 276.523.2400 Ext. 372 or ldingus@mecc.edu.

DROP QUOTE: “We should have a great many fewer disputes in the world if words were taken for what they are, the signs of our ideas only, and not for things themselves.“ CRYPTOGRAM: Life has its own hidden forces which you can only discover by living.

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Samantha is a one year old female Lab/Retriever mix. She is spayed and up to date on all vaccines. She is a sweet and loving dog!

Jasper and Flash are six year old Daschund brothers. They are neutered and up to date on all vaccines. These cuties are deeply bonded and must be adopted together.

The Bridge Home has an ongoing aluminum can can collection in front of the shelter at 2061 Hwy 75 in Blountville,TN 37617. The cans are collected by a volunteer and the money from the aluminum goes towards badly needed food and supplies for the animals

The Bridge Home No Kill Animal Rescue has started a pet food pantry for people that have had financial hardships because of job loss or medical problems and are struggling to feed their pet. They can come by the shelter and get cat or dog food to get through the tough time.

Donations can be sent to The Bridge Home Shelter PO Box 654 Blountville, TN 37617 Every animal in their care is spayed or neutered and fully vaccinated before being adopted. Being a non profit the shelter is funded entirely by membership dues and private donations. They always need volunteers or monetary donations.

Other always needed items:pet food, cat litter & cat toys dog treats & dog toys,paper towels, cleaners, office supplies,Purina weight circles. Phone: 423.239.5237 Hours are Mon-Fri 12pm-6pm Sat 12pm3pm and Sun 2pm-4pm. Website is www.bridgehomerescue@gmail. com or like them on Facebook: www.Facebook.com/bridgehome theloaferonline.com | June 28, 2016 | 41

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Motoko to Host

Live Storytelling in Jonesborough

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eloved performer Motoko, a talented mime and folk teller who is originally from Osaka, Japan, will be the next teller in the International Storytelling Center’s Storytelling Live! series.

The seasonal program, which runs from May to October in downtown Jonesborough, produces live storytelling concerts each week, Tuesday through Saturday. All concerts are in ISC’s Mary B. Martin Storytelling Hall. Motoko’s weeklong residency will feature a new performance each day from July 5 – 9. All performances begin at 2:00 p.m.

Motoko was originally a student of the legendary mime Tony Montanaro, whom she studied under for a decade.

“I started out telling folk tales because they are a very basic, accessible, traditional form of telling, and because they were the stories I grew up with,” she explains. In her earliest days, for practice, she’d tell stories about Japan to her small son’s class at school.

Unlike most parents who share a tale or two at their children’s schools, Motoko rocketed to storytelling fame when she appeared on Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. The episode aired in 1993.

During her time in Jonesborough, Motoko plans to share a wide variety of allages tales spanning her long career. She has now been a professional storyteller for more than 20 years.

“When I was growing up, I loved reading,” she says. “Later on, I got into the idea of theater. I like to make a physical expression of the story. So this has actually allowed me to combine the two loves of my life. It’s worked out pretty well.”

Despite her considerable success, she maintains an air of humility and gratitude. “Storytelling is perhaps the oldest art form,” she says. “That in itself sort of humbles me. Through my storytelling, I strive to give joy. Not just instant gratification and ha-ha-ha kind of stuff but more deep-seated joy that encourages learning and healing.”

Tickets for Motoko’s matinee performances are just $12 for adults and $11 for seniors, students, and children under 18. Walk-in seating is available on a first-come, first-served basis, but advance purchase is strongly recommended.

Ticketholders for all performances can present their ticket stubs for a 10 percent discount on same-day dining at JJ’s Eatery and Ice Cream or Main Street Café, two popular eateries in Jonesborough.

The latest performer in ISC’s renowned Storytelling Live! series, Motoko will be followed by more than a dozen other popular storytellers who will take turns on the Jonesborough stage in the months leading up to the National Storytelling Festival.

Information about all performers, as well as a detailed schedule for 2016, is available at www.storytellingcenter.net. The premier sponsor of Storytelling Live! is the Mountain States’ Heart & Soul program. Additional funding comes from the National Endowment for the Arts, the Tennessee Arts Commission, the East Tennessee Foundation, Eastman Credit Union, the Mooneyhan Family Foundation, the Niswonger Foundation, and Massengill-DeFriece Foundation, Inc. The International Storytelling Center is open 10 a.m. – 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday. For more information about Storytelling Live! or to make a group reservation, call (800) 952-8392 ext. 222 or (423) 913-1276. theloaferonline.com | June 28, 2016 | 43

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